The FF7 REBIRTH RANT: This Game is NOT a Masterpiece (Critique)

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  • Опубліковано 1 чер 2024
  • FF7 Rebirth sucks, dude! I cannot believe how many reviewers are calling this game a masterpiece, game of the year, or a 10 out of 10. In this video we're going to review and break down everything that's wrong with Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth.
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    0:00 Introduction
    1:19 What Rebirth Got Right
    1:54 Combat is a Slog
    5:11 WORST Open World Ever
    7:24 Padding
    10:19 TERRIBLE Side Quests
    12:04 Story Changes
    13:20 Dyne Plot Arc Completely Ruined
    18:41 Gongaga: Rebirth Jumps the Shark
    21:01 Better Chapters
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  • @BigDanGaming
    @BigDanGaming  2 місяці тому +69

    Check out my other videos exploring the FF7 Reboot games:
    FF7 Rebirth Ending Explained ua-cam.com/video/sdPZm4vmhC0/v-deo.html
    FF7 Remake's Writing is HOT GARBAGE... Here's Why. ua-cam.com/video/hhUPmd3WDiI/v-deo.html

    • @NicoTheCinderace
      @NicoTheCinderace 2 місяці тому +28

      Common Dan L

    • @robertjones3489
      @robertjones3489 2 місяці тому

      No, Aerith is alive.
      Tifa had static and saw both worlds. One, Aerith is covered in blood. Two, Cloud blocked Sephiroth and Aerith isn't harmed. Now, here's how you know which is which. Seph needed to force Cloud and company into the World Between Worlds with the key to get the black materia. This happened right when Tifa saw static. The WBW Temple is not on the Northern continent, only in the Main. The WBW is the OG game. Seph has taken everyone except Aerith to the OG world.
      That is why Aerith seems dead. Cloud understands it's an illusion. Cissnei doesn't feel Zack is dead either.

    • @Ikumi193iKkyu3
      @Ikumi193iKkyu3 2 місяці тому +9

      @@NicoTheCinderaceDid he hit a nerve

    • @NicoTheCinderace
      @NicoTheCinderace 2 місяці тому +11

      @@Ikumi193iKkyu3 Nah. In general, Dan's fallen off hard after Mass Effect content dried up.

    • @ijustposthereforfun3288
      @ijustposthereforfun3288 2 місяці тому +3

      L magic user playing Elden ring on easy mode how about you try a strength or any other build then magic then let’s see how that 4 minutes goes

  • @K1LLW1N
    @K1LLW1N 22 дні тому +26

    I just finished Rebirth, and I feel insane. Masterpiece? What?! Not even close.

  • @D.Middzz
    @D.Middzz Місяць тому +63

    This game felt like a Kingdom Hearts game disguised as a Final Fantasy game. And you know how convoluted the KH series is.

    • @nanaaddae4790
      @nanaaddae4790 24 дні тому +10

      Guess who's the *Creative Director* of the game!

  • @rasaanshakur9491
    @rasaanshakur9491 Місяць тому +167

    I hate multiverse plots man.

    • @rasaanshakur9491
      @rasaanshakur9491 Місяць тому +15

      Yongame335 nope it’s just trash bro. Cope.

    • @rasaanshakur9491
      @rasaanshakur9491 Місяць тому +9

      @Yongame335 COPE

    • @rasaanshakur9491
      @rasaanshakur9491 Місяць тому +2

      Yongame335 No diddy

    • @cooldrop02
      @cooldrop02 Місяць тому +21

      It really had no business in this series. At all.

    • @cooldrop02
      @cooldrop02 Місяць тому +1

      Well.. This entry in the series. The only entry that I can think of where it would make sense is ff10

  • @BDeerhead
    @BDeerhead 2 місяці тому +95

    "There are many occasions where taking one hit, leads you to getting wombo-comboed into like three more attacks before you can regain control of your character."
    This is how controllers die.

    • @maverickjoga
      @maverickjoga 2 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @olibob203
      @olibob203 Місяць тому +10

      An annoying feature is it your pad dies mid fight it doesn't pause, I got killed fighting jenova through failed battery

    • @evasivedre370
      @evasivedre370 Місяць тому +8

      @@olibob203your system tells you when your battery is low. This is your fault buddy lol

    • @olibob203
      @olibob203 Місяць тому +6

      @@evasivedre370 I know I was too engrossed in the game, but most modern combat games (God of war for example) automatically pause if the pad dies , useful
      But minor I love the game, theres still so much of the plot for the third game my hope is they straighten out the confusion

    • @colonelradec5956
      @colonelradec5956 Місяць тому +4

      Reminds me of monster hunter. The old ones where every hit was at least 1 ragdoll.

  • @Gabthar
    @Gabthar 28 днів тому +16

    Modern gaming has an infuriating problem.
    If I’m going to play a video game, I don’t want to do stuff that I might have to do in real life that resembles a chore. Why the fuck would I do that?
    I’m playing a video game because I can’t do things like run around the world with a giant sword and defeat monsters .

    • @Apocalypse3434
      @Apocalypse3434 5 годин тому

      I'd rather play Powerwash Simulator than this nonsense again.

  • @aaronperez7829
    @aaronperez7829 Місяць тому +44

    Im going to call it now, Sephiroth was able to summon meteor and destroy the world due to Cloud and the gang struggling on the damn unnecessary mini games because they were to hard and stupid.

    • @ReignofIndepence
      @ReignofIndepence 10 днів тому

      I'm calling it now. You have no idea what you are talking about and haven't played it.

    • @Pyck3
      @Pyck3 7 днів тому +1

      ​@@ReignofIndepencehold up...let him cook. Some of the minigames would have been impossible for some people to beat if there wasnt any UA-cam guides. And some are still impossible (Legendary and brutal) even with guides.

    • @user-bn3ut9jv7e
      @user-bn3ut9jv7e 3 дні тому

      ​@Pyck3 hol up. Matter of fact, traversing a certain Main Story on a map is nearly impossible without UA-cam guides. That in itself, is retard.

  • @Joe_Silly
    @Joe_Silly Місяць тому +76

    Anti Fun is the best way I can describe this game. 90% of it is unskippable nonsense filler, and even if you just push the main story it is filled with the same unskippable forced nonsense. Nothing matters until the last 2 chapters outside of barret/red development. I absolutely loved Remake, but I just wanted Rebirth's Chadley Slavery Simulator to be over as fast as possible

    • @christopherduggan6272
      @christopherduggan6272 Місяць тому +9

      Chadley Slavery Simulator is pretty funny

    • @Luxis_
      @Luxis_ Місяць тому

      Ah interesting, so your brain dead

    • @Hateious
      @Hateious Місяць тому +11

      I actually can't stand chadley is one of the biggest things that ruined it. Soon as I seen him in remake I knew this plauge of a npc would not leave me alone. He's just boring and never want listen to him, got no character in him his just a blank npc. I swear square no this but just ran out ideas.

    • @chedisLoL
      @chedisLoL 29 днів тому +1

      Have you ever played the original FF7? The Kalm town intro alone was an unskippable cut scene flashback that took like 20-30 minutes.

    • @Joe_Silly
      @Joe_Silly 29 днів тому

      @@chedisLoL i did

  • @k-dot2427
    @k-dot2427 2 місяці тому +118

    The OG FF7 will always be better.

    • @cartoonvideos5
      @cartoonvideos5 2 місяці тому +8

      Preach my brother

    • @cartoonvideos5
      @cartoonvideos5 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@CDHunter345go away stupid bot

    • @supersaiyanzero386
      @supersaiyanzero386 Місяць тому

      Duh.

    • @FF-Nation
      @FF-Nation Місяць тому

      I haven't played ever crisis. That looks to be like a more 1 to 1 remake with just added cut scenes and lore bolted to the CORE story not injected into or replacing anything. Has anyone played it or is my assumption about that wrong?

    • @DQZantetzuken
      @DQZantetzuken Місяць тому +1

      @@FF-Nationit’s not a 1:1 the whole story is broken in scene like mini stories, can’t really play the game like the OG and I haven’t seen any open world aspect to it

  • @zack_626
    @zack_626 Місяць тому +43

    Square enix = Shinra

    • @Bahamut3525
      @Bahamut3525 Місяць тому +8

      It's actually so hilarious that they brilliantly make an argument against rampant corporatism, with Shinra abusing the planet and people to make profits, best illustrated with the Gold Saucer where people entertain themselves with cheap minigames and use an enormous lot of energy, whilst the outside is a desert wasteland. But then...The game itself is a Gold Saucer...Meaning...As a player you are the idiot getting abused by Shinra (Square Enix) for profits. Its all so ironic.

    • @NimaSimba
      @NimaSimba 24 дні тому +1

      @@Bahamut3525 Well said!

  • @alanaatkinson551
    @alanaatkinson551 22 дні тому +20

    This comment will go unnoticed, but your critique was the best I've seen for this game. Too many cowards on UA-cam are scared sharing their genuine critique and keeps backtracking because they didn't want to disappoint FF7 fans.

    • @KritoSkywaker
      @KritoSkywaker 20 днів тому +4

      Or upset them. I want to get invested into the franchise but I have a sneaking suspiscion, that the new players only played the Remake first.

    • @JakeySte
      @JakeySte 5 днів тому +1

      I did FF7 Remake 100% plus DLC and really felt it had too much silly side quests, unneeded bloat and unnecessary trophies. I’ve been putting off Rebirth and I fear it’s not only more of the same but a hell of a lot more of the same 😅 maybe 1 day but I’m not ready to endure it just yet (if ever)

  • @carbonfibercarpet4655
    @carbonfibercarpet4655 27 днів тому +46

    It’s crazy how defensive FF7 Remake/Rebirth fans are, they can’t accept that the games have flaws

    • @rclaws3230
      @rclaws3230 24 дні тому +16

      The games don't just have flaws. They're a hate-letter to original Final Fantasy fans by a dude who's so butthurt about the original creator's success that he's willing to destroy the past to leave his mark. Just look at the Nomura interviews. It's scorched earth.

    • @enriquegaribaldo2398
      @enriquegaribaldo2398 21 день тому +1

      ⁠​⁠@@rclaws3230 Broo nomura had huge hand in the orginal. So you don’t know what you’re talking about. He literally made the original cast. And he huge hand in the original plot.

    • @KritoSkywaker
      @KritoSkywaker 20 днів тому +5

      ​@@enriquegaribaldo2398
      But Sakaguchi was in control, when they made the OG. With him gone, Nomura was allowed to have full control.

    • @aytony4090
      @aytony4090 12 днів тому

      ​@@KritoSkywakerExcept he's not in full control. Hamaguchi is directing, Kitase is head honcho producer, and Nojima is writing. Nomura has a marginal hand in it as well since he's now on KH4.

    • @KritoSkywaker
      @KritoSkywaker 12 днів тому +4

      @@aytony4090
      But still it begs the question... Why the story feels like a mess at most of the times?

  • @BullockDS
    @BullockDS 2 місяці тому +23

    ...could they REALLY not have made an actual FF7 remake?

    • @BullockDS
      @BullockDS Місяць тому

      @Wonkasimpson699 I literally didn't though.

    • @DanteAngeli
      @DanteAngeli 23 дні тому +3

      Nomura should have been fired since FF8

    • @Anonymous71092
      @Anonymous71092 4 дні тому

      @@DanteAngeliNomura had nothing to do with the story changes, cope harder

    • @mr.k1611
      @mr.k1611 День тому

      ​@@Anonymous71092it was a white man who changed it and made it 90% mini games and fillers.

  • @_Paul_N
    @_Paul_N Місяць тому +21

    This game was touched by Ubisoft and nobody can’t tell me anything. So much filler and side quests that completely ruins the overall experience. I’m still in chapter 9 and have dropped it for Stellar Blade lol.

    • @Nakatomi_Kagehisa
      @Nakatomi_Kagehisa Місяць тому +2

      Agreed, i'm having more fun with Stellar Blade than Rebirth, at least the textures don't go crazy in Stellar Blade and it doesn't have a horrible amount of padding like this game

  • @Btotts
    @Btotts 26 днів тому +11

    All they had to do was make a faithful remake. That would be game of the year.

    • @DanteAngeli
      @DanteAngeli 23 дні тому +6

      agreed... I hate what they did with that remake: total desrespect to the original

    • @silenttuber5802
      @silenttuber5802 15 днів тому +1

      Game of the next 20years just like the og,.......

  • @Jeff-wr6mm
    @Jeff-wr6mm Місяць тому +96

    I just finished the game. And i just want to say that thank goodness I am not the only who shares the same sentiments that FF7 rebirth has major flaws in its gameplay and story. It's pacing is super slow, it feels like watching an anime with 50% fillers

    • @923crono
      @923crono Місяць тому +14

      Nomura cannot direct a story at all!

    • @infern24
      @infern24 Місяць тому +3

      @CrossedTrophy007 totally likes his own comment when he has 31 likes, nice try bot.

    • @JJ-nl8vc
      @JJ-nl8vc Місяць тому +6

      Exactly. Climbing towers like assassin's creed lmao!!!!! This game is one of the worst ffs ever.

    • @JJ-nl8vc
      @JJ-nl8vc Місяць тому +2

      @Wonkasimpson699 nah you are, but go ahead and consume product, don't as questions, just get excited for next product. Be an NPC that think this game is perfect when it's Inferior to the original in every way except for graphics.

    • @Bahamut3525
      @Bahamut3525 Місяць тому +3

      And not only that, the plot is just SHIT. Even without the filler.
      I swear when sephiroth drops the black materia and tells Cloud to fetch it,
      Or when Barrett throws away the Black materia, I just wanted to take the PS5 and throw it away.

  • @Trignama1
    @Trignama1 14 днів тому +7

    The amount of stupid ass minigames you have to do is completely asinine and are in no way shape or form fun to engage in.
    Literally ruins the entire experience. Also why is Aerith TERRIBLE in combat... I mean the worst!!!

  • @bodacious6622
    @bodacious6622 2 місяці тому +9

    As an OG FF7 player from 97 I get why they wanna mess with everyone and complicate stuff to make us talk for a couple of years about "theories" and buy the next game but not a big fan of this. too complicated that 90% of people don't get what is going on. I never had that around ff7 as a kid.
    A game isn't well written or "deep" just because people are clueless and can only speculate what is going on all the time.

    • @DanteAngeli
      @DanteAngeli 23 дні тому +1

      I've hated Nomura's work since FF8, nd now he's messing up my favorite game of all time.

  • @jasondonabauer3167
    @jasondonabauer3167 Місяць тому +19

    Roche has a hand in killing this reboot. Don't forget about unnecessary character additions to the main story.

    • @kingmortales8257
      @kingmortales8257 10 днів тому +2

      He annoyed the shit out of me in Remake. After fighting him on the motor cycle with that ridiculous anime bullshit I stopped playing and never touched it again. I say this as a giant fan of the original who has a descent threshold for anime stupidity.

  • @mastrtonberry2
    @mastrtonberry2 2 місяці тому +58

    23:45 Yes. This is the thing that bothers me the most about the writing. The sheer number of times something happens and then unhappens.

  • @teeq985
    @teeq985 24 дні тому +18

    There is more minigame and mindless rock scanning than actual story in Rebirth.

    • @Jon-ks3ds
      @Jon-ks3ds 20 днів тому +4

      The lifespring scans was also just..meh. Why do we even have to press the same triangle pattern three times, on every new lifespring?? It brings nothing challenging or excitement to the table, just a waste of time.

    • @teeq985
      @teeq985 20 днів тому +2

      @@Jon-ks3ds There are a lot of just "for the sake of it" moments in this game. Even the aspect of struggling against the inevitable moments during cut scenes (press R2, press R1, press R2) simply to say "there you go Sony, we incorporated pressure sensitive triggers" - also the sit up minigame before I forget.
      Really disappointed with the amount of filler.

    • @Lennis01
      @Lennis01 5 днів тому +1

      It got to the point that I was literally rolling my eyes every time I got a notification for more side content. "Oh, yay! More minigames..." That is NOT supposed to happen in a good RPG.

  • @ScaricoOleoso
    @ScaricoOleoso Місяць тому +15

    THANK YOU!
    I felt like I was in a crappy multiverse story the way everyone else seems to be praising this game. They must have paid an intern to throw boxes as Cait Sith.

    • @ScaricoOleoso
      @ScaricoOleoso Місяць тому +4

      Must be a full day for you policing a video you disagree with and working a job you definitely have. Keep fighting the good fight. 🤨

  • @billjacobs521
    @billjacobs521 Місяць тому +22

    So instead of the OG plot of "get Black Materia, summon Meteor, nearly destroy the planet to harvest all the lifestream energy," it's "Get Cloud and the others to kill fate itself, to cause timelines to split, then bring the timelines back together, and get the Black Materia, summon Meteor, and and nearly destroy the planet to harvest all the lifestream energy." Sure Nomura, those extra, superfluous steps were totally necessary.

    • @Bahamut3525
      @Bahamut3525 Місяць тому +7

      We're not sure what the plot is even about, in terms of Sephiroth's plans.
      Remake part 1 and Rebirth are basically big nothing and filler.
      Part 3 will supposedly tell us what Sephiroth wants to do.
      It's all bullshit tbh.

    • @lulu_TheWitchBoy
      @lulu_TheWitchBoy 28 днів тому +1

      That’s not what happen…

    • @DanteAngeli
      @DanteAngeli 23 дні тому +2

      we should have made a petition to fire Nomura after FF8...

  • @ninah3449
    @ninah3449 Місяць тому +18

    I'm only about halfway through this game and I completely lack the motivation to pick it up again. Glad I'm not the only person completely burned-out

    • @ninah3449
      @ninah3449 Місяць тому +3

      Yongame335 1. No, I didn't.
      2. Why aren't people allowed to have their own opinions these days? I think the game is incredibly underwhelming. I'm planning on finishing it eventually but so far I'm lacking in any interest. I'm sorry if that hurt your feelings.
      I won't be replying to anymore messages so don't bother.

    • @Hateious
      @Hateious Місяць тому +4

      ​@@ninah3449in 2024 we ain't allowed opinions lol. But same with me I got to next region after gongaga(dont want spoil) and I just come to realise its all say shit different regions. I will complete it but motivation shouldn't be needed for these type games. Just upsetting to see how much they padded the game out when it had huge potential.

    • @funkrobot9762
      @funkrobot9762 16 днів тому +1

      Dude I had to force myself to finish it, and the way they handled the ending just pissed me off. I dont think I even care where it goes next. Kinda just wish they simply remade the original game. I was one of the defenders of the new additions in remake, but my god they really jumped the shark with rebirth. The ending felt INCREDIBLY rushed and thrown together. Tell me, how is that EVEN POSSIBLE in a game that took me over 120 hours to complete?

  • @tylermoulton7294
    @tylermoulton7294 Місяць тому +12

    I thank you from the bottom of my heart for speaking up. This is bad . We pay money and deserve quality on all levels or like you said… why would we even wanna play games with our one life on earth . Good work dude

  • @DesolateG
    @DesolateG Місяць тому +16

    As someone who has played all final fantasy games, and love ff7, this is one of the worst games I have ever played. Wtf is with these shit mini games every 5 seconds??? Infuriating!!!! And the story is not at all that of ff7. Complete shit to call it final fantasy 7 at all

    • @blakespinelli6969
      @blakespinelli6969 Місяць тому +2

      me when i expect the remake to be a 1:1 retelling of the original game

  • @childofcain666
    @childofcain666 2 місяці тому +17

    I remember when I did the Chicken sidequest in Gongaga, I too, was livid over that nonsense. When the last chicken was meters out from the town, I was like, "Fuck no, I'm not dragging that chicken all the way back to the town like that. This thing can die out here in the jungle for all I give a shit." Luckily it was just a side-boss battle that needed done, and the chicken died by the old lady anyways. Other than that, I agree with most of your points about the game.

    • @Hateious
      @Hateious Місяць тому +1

      I'm still enjoying it but ye they could done better. I'd rather fight then do the horrible mini games, even if that fight is tough. The og never had this many annoying mini games square just padding here. I ofter wonder in the 140gb game how much combat vs mini games there is. I'm 3 quarters in the game and stopped there as chadley is just ruining the game for me. Why can't we just have secret item,weapons and materia like og, Instead all the items just given to us like now we don't need search secret summons anymore which kills gameplay.

    • @Lennis01
      @Lennis01 5 днів тому

      You don't feel heroic completing a minigame. You're just relieved that the chore is over.

  • @JT-wm7np
    @JT-wm7np Місяць тому +15

    Thank you for an honest review. Not sure I can stick it for part 3.

  • @dotcom721
    @dotcom721 Місяць тому +10

    Horrible game great music

    • @cartoonvideos5
      @cartoonvideos5 Місяць тому +1

      Preach it. Music is great as always.

  • @WWammyy
    @WWammyy 22 дні тому +6

    This game is the definition of padding.

  • @Oddrat255
    @Oddrat255 2 місяці тому +460

    You forgot the most important thing: they took away Cids smokes.

    • @Yuri-fs3es
      @Yuri-fs3es 2 місяці тому +68

      And swearings

    • @White_wellbeing_and_Peace
      @White_wellbeing_and_Peace 2 місяці тому +110

      Cid isn’t even the same character anymore. It’s disgusting.

    • @Yuri-fs3es
      @Yuri-fs3es 2 місяці тому +25

      @@White_wellbeing_and_Peace yeah, i guess they censored him

    • @Felix5k
      @Felix5k 2 місяці тому +33

      AND THE GODDAMN TEA

    • @braskabani8011
      @braskabani8011 2 місяці тому +7

      Cid was way calm and relax in this game

  • @-TriP-
    @-TriP- 29 днів тому +11

    The whole remake series is just a cynical cash grab. It's lowest common denominator fanservice taken way too far by changing the entire plot to appease the insane fan-fiction writing masses who didn't want Aerith to die, who wanted Tifa to be the main love interest, who wanted Zack to show up, etc -- combined with tons and tons of time-wasting padding so they'd have an excuse to turn it into three "episodes" just so they could charge you three times for the same damn game.
    Nomura is a hack and Hamaguchi is a moron.

  • @VanWelij
    @VanWelij 2 місяці тому +12

    Interestingly enough, I had the exact same complaint about the boss fights. They feel like a chore, not like something cool.
    I thought the boss fights in FF16 were amazing. I actually couldn't wait to fight another boss because they kept upping the ante on spectacle and greatness. In FF7R, I dread boss fights because it's generally the same steps for me;
    1. start fight, figure out what weakness
    2. restart fight, now with proper materia/elemental
    3. grind toward stagger
    4. actually do damage and beat boss
    I can't stand boss fights that are almost immune to everything except for a specific tactic or element. No, I shouldn't have to master a game just to make boss fights faster and more tolerable. Until you stagger an enemy, it feels like you're beating a concrete wall with your bare hands and the game turns into a puzzle where you figure out the fastest way to stagger.
    Staggering should've been a bonus, not a requirement.

    • @Invertedzero
      @Invertedzero 24 дні тому

      I think the boss fights overall were disappointing compared to Remake

    • @DanteAngeli
      @DanteAngeli 24 дні тому

      PV bags...

  • @moystupido
    @moystupido 12 днів тому +5

    24:44 That is exactly what I kept thinking as I was playing through Rebirth and is exactly what I feared when I got to the ending of Remake. Power to the fans who loved it, but I definitely wasn't the target for this game. To me, this game is Final Fanfiction VII in the Multiverse of Madness: The Search for Spaceballs 2.

  • @brandonlewis3379
    @brandonlewis3379 Місяць тому +45

    Shouldn't have been a Remake it should have been a Remaster. What was so wrong with the original OG story instead we went full kingdom hearts mode on the game.

    • @BlueEyedVibeChecker
      @BlueEyedVibeChecker Місяць тому +2

      "full Kingdom Hearts mode"?
      They didn't stop paying attention to the series and its fans before re-rereleasing a re-remake/maste rer;birth of Kingdom Hearts VII for the fiftieth time lmao.

    • @Janellelynnmayo
      @Janellelynnmayo Місяць тому +3

      Kingdom Hearts is actually good compared to whatever this is

    • @Jon-ks3ds
      @Jon-ks3ds Місяць тому

      ​@Wonkasimpson699talking shit again eh?

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick Місяць тому +6

      No, it should have been a remake. Not a sequel.

  • @ambientedge952
    @ambientedge952 10 днів тому +4

    I was 14 hours in and stopped playing to focus on P3 Reload and Stellar Blade. I literally just finished Stellar Blade and tried to get back into Rebirth and can honestly say I hate it.

  • @jiminysmegit3684
    @jiminysmegit3684 2 місяці тому +43

    I am just kinda burned on remakes generally. Both the movie and games industry seems to have become creatively bankrupt, choosing to milk nostalgia instead of trying something new. Some new ideas float to the top but they are floating on a literal ocean of repetition.

    • @kylemundy8871
      @kylemundy8871 2 місяці тому +1

      Resident evil and dead space remakes were both amazing. Super mario rpg and updated zeldas have been amazing too. Think it depends on the company. Square Enix has been striking out for years

    • @MrKrewie
      @MrKrewie Місяць тому +1

      I share the same sentiment, I think it's a bit of a safer bet for them given (supposedly) how much it costs to make these games, they can always rely on recouping some money from people buying them for the namesake alone if anything

    • @agamersinsanity
      @agamersinsanity Місяць тому

      Bro Remake/Rebirth is a sequel. It's not a "Remake" and is it really that hard to grasp that?
      People bring the same shitty argument all the fucking time.
      It's so obvious that Sephiroth never died in AC.

    • @terryanderson7611
      @terryanderson7611 Місяць тому +2

      @@agamersinsanity
      This guy has not played the original clearly. Lol.
      They literally called the first part final fantasy remake lool. And advertised it as a remake.
      They either outright lied or falsely advertised??
      Jenova has a mimic ability and can appear as anyone or anything. Sephiroth gains this ability from Jenova. Jenova has the ability to call a reunion to gather her individual parts should she become separated. Sephiroth gains this ability from jenova. (Sephiroth was infused with Jenova cells in the womb)
      It is not a sequel. Sephiroth did die in final fantasy 7 ps1. He died at Nibelheim , he falls into the lifestream with Jenovas head. The lifestream cannot absorb him as he is not from the planet and he ends up in a mako cocoon in the northern crater where he is healing and soaking up mako. He then uses Jenovas mimic ability to control people that has jenovas cells to call a reunion to recreate his mother. When he learns about the black materia he decides to use it to attack the planet and siphon off the planets healing abilities to repair itself. Making sephiroth into a god like being. Where he can then continue Jenovas work of traveling the solar system to feed off of other planets life force. He manipulates cloud into bringing him the black materia which is used to summon meteor a powerful spell that can destroy the planet. Because cloud is infected with Jeniva cells. When the reunion is succesful we fight a weakend form of Jenova and then a reincarnated sephiropth. With sephiroth defeated cloud challenges the mental hold over him that sephiroth is using to manipulate him using Jenovas cells. The final battle is not a physical battle but a mental battle in clouds mind. In the movie sephorith once again can not be absorbed into the lifestream and his remnants desire a reuinuin they belive the reuinuin is to reunite with jenova but it is to reuinte Sephiroth eho has gained this ability from jenova. This is why his remnants exist. They seek to reunite with Jenova but really sephiroth is using them to reuinte his own body.
      The remake/rebirth is clearly going for a timeline where sephiroth was either successful or managed to escape his fate and is now looking for an alternate timeliness to remove aaerith and the white materia do he cannot be stopped. So this is an alternate sephiroth who has either been successful in taking over his particular universe and now seeks to control them all or has escaped his destiny and is now seeking to be successful.
      This is a remake and it is being done very poorly. Unfortunately.

    • @Hateious
      @Hateious Місяць тому +1

      ​@@kylemundy8871while some re games remade was good 3 was way too rushed. Good graphics but to be honest I just think devs Milking money as all you have do now days is put a title on a og and people will buy it.

  • @johnb3829
    @johnb3829 2 місяці тому +20

    I hate what they are doing with an epic tale about triumphing over pain, suffering and loss, figuring out that you aren’t who you thought you were while developing the strength to save the rest of the world from multiple existential crises. It was perfect before they messed with it.

    • @justhomas83
      @justhomas83 Місяць тому +3

      Yep they took a shit on my Bible.
      The OG game was my Bible

    • @johnb3829
      @johnb3829 Місяць тому

      @@justhomas83 RIP

    • @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725
      @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725 Місяць тому +3

      @@justhomas83 they did slaughter a masterpiece

    • @justhomas83
      @justhomas83 Місяць тому

      @@johnb3829 No don't play

    • @johnb3829
      @johnb3829 Місяць тому +3

      @@justhomas83 I’m not playing, the remakes are trash

  • @TehReasoning
    @TehReasoning 13 днів тому +5

    Main reason it didn't do so well because it stray away from what made the original so good.
    Many scenes are cut, story been changed far too much and lot of original content is gone.
    New sceenes added in don't make it better or add too much to the main plot of the story, furthermore the change of character personalities like Cid shows that SE doesn't have gall to put in the game what made original so gritty.
    It's not a bad game but they clearly should have either followed the original game or just made an entirely alternative story. The mini games are really way too much.
    Also exclusively on Ps is not helping the sales.

  • @matoux317
    @matoux317 Місяць тому +28

    I love ff7. This game is bloated ass. Boring as all hell until the very end story wise. I think remake was a better experience overall due to the linear game design and more to the point storytelling. Which is a shame because the big excitiment for Rebirth was the open world. Now that I know, I'm not really hyped for the finale like I was for rebirth. It just feels like chores I have to finish because i started it.

    • @matoux317
      @matoux317 Місяць тому +2

      CrossedTrophy007 you're emotional. Your game is trash and you're lashing out. Control yourself fanboi.

    • @Bahamut3525
      @Bahamut3525 Місяць тому +2

      You nailed it about remake being linear and better.
      I think with part 3 they won't bring back the open world, and makei t like part 1.

    • @euj0
      @euj0 Місяць тому

      FF7 did not have straight to the point storytelling. It meandered and had a bunch of filler.

    • @matoux317
      @matoux317 Місяць тому

      @@euj0 for sure no doubt. But I'm saying rebirth had MORE filler and meandered

    • @euj0
      @euj0 Місяць тому

      @@matoux317 ill have to take your word for it, I'm waiting for the PC release. I think a part of the reason for the low sales with Rebirth have to do with the fact that the last chapters of Remake were just painful to go through, along with convoluted JRPG storytelling. I think some people checked out after the end of FF7 Remake

  • @mosesfox7329
    @mosesfox7329 28 днів тому +5

    Finally someone speaks the truth, this Game is highly overrated 😢 and it does not respect my time. The Open world just kills the Vibe. And personally I think, maybe I am the only one, but the fighting System is just shit.

    • @jasonh6207
      @jasonh6207 27 днів тому +1

      "does not respect my time" This phrase is funny coming from gamers.

    • @mosesfox7329
      @mosesfox7329 26 днів тому +3

      No. I want to play a well designed game with good content. So many things in the open world are just trash and even in the missions it does nothing to contribute to the overall experience. But I guess you do not play games very often and just help orphans, fine for you 😊

  • @blazearmoru
    @blazearmoru 15 днів тому +4

    Everything after FF7 started to go too nomura. If you replay FF7 you'd see it wasn't all about cloud and septh trying to suck each other off. :(

  • @justinsimoneau5140
    @justinsimoneau5140 2 місяці тому +214

    I liked the game for a while but by the time I got to the end I hated it more than anything I’ve played in a long time.

    • @polodhtip6061
      @polodhtip6061 2 місяці тому +10

      Same

    • @braskabani8011
      @braskabani8011 2 місяці тому +35

      Chapter 12 was my quitting moment. After going back to the golden saucer and doing mini games. Also those back to back boss fight. I deleted the game asap

    • @Mystra
      @Mystra 2 місяці тому +52

      Skill issues

    • @livetorek4723
      @livetorek4723 2 місяці тому +16

      I didn't like it even within 20 minutes the game sucks

    • @amekaiza
      @amekaiza 2 місяці тому +10

      Lol what a silly little boy you are

  • @heartlion1791
    @heartlion1791 2 місяці тому +23

    I think all Square forgot the one main thing that draw many people wanting for FF7 remake. It was the story. I don't mind adding on "new details" for the story but alter the backbone of the story will be a recipe for chaos.

    • @UncensoredScion
      @UncensoredScion 2 місяці тому

      @CDHunter345 Or you're a whining idiot who doesn't like being told that when something had been said to be a remake not a redo the point is to remake the original as close as possible.
      Not to make a new game and call it FFVII.

    • @BennyBoomxx
      @BennyBoomxx 2 місяці тому

      When I read this I wonder what part of the story was bad outside the ending?
      Did they forget to add some story plot from the OG?
      Did they change anything about the characters or where they came from?
      Name one dope event from the original that did it better than remake would love to hear it.

    • @heartlion1791
      @heartlion1791 2 місяці тому +6

      @@BennyBoomxx Obviously by the wording of your comments you never played the original.

    • @heartlion1791
      @heartlion1791 2 місяці тому +1

      @@BennyBoomxx Obviously by the wording of your comments you never played the original.

    • @UncensoredScion
      @UncensoredScion 2 місяці тому +4

      @@BennyBoomxx Dyne for one, hows about Biggs Wedge and Jessie for another, the Gongaga story, I mean if you want me to list everything I will but that'll be a long list.
      It's almost like taking the original, slapping a new coat of paint on it, scribbling on that paint and then saying it's a new thing isn't creative.

  • @titusvarughese5071
    @titusvarughese5071 Місяць тому +8

    Square soft was great game developer.
    Square Enix is garbage tier game developer. Change my mind.

    • @titusvarughese5071
      @titusvarughese5071 Місяць тому +1

      @GameTrophy537 I see the cognitive dissonance is strong with you. The analogy goes, there dam about to burst. People in 5 and 3 mile vicinity understand the problem and leave, but whom live in front of the dam believe everything is fine. That you in front of the dam about to burst. SE is garbage tier developer.

    • @titusvarughese5071
      @titusvarughese5071 Місяць тому

      @GameTrophy537 lol I see your sycophant fan with cognitive dissonance. Keep wasting your money on these awful developers. Continue to live with your rose color glasses. "Everything fine, I'm ok with current circumstances" lol

    • @titusvarughese5071
      @titusvarughese5071 Місяць тому

      @GameTrophy537lol no you and your sycophant fanboys who keep buying garbage products are the issue. You give them companies the excuse that subpar games is fine for their consumers will buy it. Go ahead do whatevers with your disposable income, you have free agency.

    • @titusvarughese5071
      @titusvarughese5071 Місяць тому

      @GameTrophy537 Ignorance is bliss, and that you. Speak no evil, hear no evil, and see no evil. Keep living under you ignorant view point.

    • @chrischansagas7534
      @chrischansagas7534 Місяць тому

      So I’m guesssing you didn’t like FF10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, etc

  • @MIKHAILGEAR
    @MIKHAILGEAR 2 місяці тому +178

    Cloud can jump like 50 feet in the air and they have players climbing stairs 😂😂

    • @stephanmarcouxdrums4877
      @stephanmarcouxdrums4877 2 місяці тому +14

      Yeah but Cloud isn't alone, there is a group following. You want the director of the game to put a 50 feet jump button to walk around? Don't type anything if you are clearly not at the right place here, why don't you go back comiting crimes or watching some basket ball?

    • @herrdehringe
      @herrdehringe 2 місяці тому +14

      This is literally like that in OG. Gameplay and lore never correlates otherwise you'd have to question turn based, tactical battle systems, healing items and immunity to death equip in lore.

    • @Choom2077
      @Choom2077 2 місяці тому +9

      @@stephanmarcouxdrums4877 "why don't you go back comiting crimes or watching some basket ball?" That was unnecessary, Steph.

    • @SinisterPlauges
      @SinisterPlauges 2 місяці тому +7

      You could say that for almost every game ever. Kratos is a god who struggles to open chest

    • @MIKHAILGEAR
      @MIKHAILGEAR 2 місяці тому

      @@stephanmarcouxdrums4877haven't you seen advent children? Jumping and moving around isn't a problem for those characters and you should follow your own advice, acting all butthurt about a comment on UA-cam, you little 🤓

  • @sirderp1
    @sirderp1 2 місяці тому +8

    You nailed it, man. I couldn't play it for long sessions. I average 3 hours a day with it, but I play it multiple times. Like 15-40 minutes, then put it on rest mode and return when I feel like it. The game battle is not that hard, but in my first run, I had to put it in easy mode because the battles are just damn too long Lol. There are still great moments, like chapter 12: I completed all the intel and I love Queens Blood, but some of the sidequests are a chore.

    • @sirderp1
      @sirderp1 Місяць тому

      @GameTrophy537 what's a like got to do with the issue? well I didn't but I'll like it right now and you should see it as two Lol

    • @lorenzopiscosi9566
      @lorenzopiscosi9566 Місяць тому

      @GameTrophy537more like you are a fanboy.

    • @sirderp1
      @sirderp1 Місяць тому

      @GameTrophy537 nuh uhh, you are. 🤣 oh look i got 3 likes now Looool

    • @sirderp1
      @sirderp1 Місяць тому

      @GameTrophy537 No wonder you like your own comment.

    • @sirderp1
      @sirderp1 Місяць тому

      @GameTrophy537 Not a bot, Stop being Paranoid.

  • @dbfzato-1327
    @dbfzato-1327 2 місяці тому +99

    if sephiroth wins in the timeline zack is alive why dont he just live in that time, that's his goal right? he like a kh or james bond villain now just turns up to spew plot n call cloud a nerd

    • @iamab0t
      @iamab0t 2 місяці тому +12

      bro did not understand the story.

    • @CaptainTitforce
      @CaptainTitforce 2 місяці тому +15

      Yeah this is also what I don't get. As far as I understood, Sephiroth's original goal was to start the planet over with Meteor, because he felt that his mother was wronged and that he was part of the original tribe living on the planet.
      Now it just seems like he wants to control the multiverse, but why? What are his motivations to do that? Now he just seems like he wants to be as evil as possible for no reason.

    • @iamab0t
      @iamab0t 2 місяці тому +6

      there are multiple vidoes online that can explain the ending far better than me and sephiroth was always the most evil since the mount nibel incident @@CaptainTitforce .

    • @jesusrodriguezcolon8315
      @jesusrodriguezcolon8315 2 місяці тому +4

      Rebirth explains sephiroths intentions

    • @CaptainTitforce
      @CaptainTitforce 2 місяці тому

      @@iamab0t No he wasn't, he was a mentally damaged person who had clear motivations, although twisted by his demented mind. Here he is just evil and wants to conquer everything for some reason.

  • @weslewis8081
    @weslewis8081 Місяць тому +25

    This dude is SPOT ON!!! This whole game felt like a chore. Every few moments felt like the developers were punishing the players. Oh you want to see how this moment of the story unfolds??? Nope! You gotta play through the other party’s perspective now. You’re having a little fun??? Oh well let’s slow that down and have you slowly move boxes to unlock the next portion of gameplay. 6/10 at best. Stop over hyping

    • @Joerpg84
      @Joerpg84 Місяць тому +1

      I 100% agree too. This video was so spot on and echoes my thoughts. Also, ignore GameTrophy537 as they randomly commented hate without any context on my videos because I didn’t enjoy this game as much as Infinite Wealth 😆. I don’t go wasting my time caring about everyone person who dislikes a game I love.

    • @weslewis8081
      @weslewis8081 Місяць тому +1

      ⁠@@Joerpg84yo we have a lot in common because for one, That GameTrophy weirdo went to all my videos and left negative comments too 😂 and also I paused infinite wealth to come play rebirth because they came out so close together and I missed infinite wealth soooo much.. feels good to be playing the BETTER GAME again.

    • @Joerpg84
      @Joerpg84 Місяць тому

      @@weslewis8081 Yeah Infinite Wealth is definitely a better game. People tried to convince me I had burn out from IW or depression, but I didn’t, I easily went back to it and wasnt a chore.
      The comments the weirdo wrote was just strange as it was on many random ones at once and then it made me realise why… it was because we didn’t enjoy a game 😂. He called me paranoid when I said it’s ok to not like a game, and it’s ok for them to dislike my favourite game. Maybe he is bored of Rebirth if he has too much time to go through videos as a hater. I’ll thank him/her for getting some activity on my videos and an extra view next time 😎

    • @Joerpg84
      @Joerpg84 Місяць тому

      @CrossedTrophy007 Your UA-cam account was just created and you say I’m not “honest” and spam the same message on everyone’s replies and my videos 😂. I’m too honest hence why I am happy to give my opinion on not liking something.

  • @shawnwilliam466
    @shawnwilliam466 2 місяці тому +11

    Yeah I was hyped for it on release date. Love the original ff7. Beat remake and thought it was a start to something good, not that it was worse/amazing. But good enough. But after just playing for a few hours, I think I'm just going to skip the next game. 😔

    • @shawnwilliam466
      @shawnwilliam466 2 місяці тому

      @@CDHunter345 sorry I didn't like my own comment but I think I will now 😉

    • @shawnwilliam466
      @shawnwilliam466 2 місяці тому

      @@CDHunter345 Keep it down, your mom making me pizza rolls. Oh and you might want to turn up the volume on the TV, 😏

    • @shawnwilliam466
      @shawnwilliam466 2 місяці тому

      @@CDHunter345 🤷 welp your trauma

  • @CrimRui
    @CrimRui 2 місяці тому +12

    Original: Clouds sees Sephiroth killing villagers. Sephiroth turns around and looks at Cloud, epic key shot that we know and love.
    Remake: Clouds sees Sephiroth killing villagers. Sephiroth turns around and looks at Cloud, walks towards him and passes him. Then walks some more, then turns around again and looks at Cloud in an epic key shot.
    Pretty much sums up the Remake trilogy for me. Unnecessary changes.

  • @BuffaloKinggg
    @BuffaloKinggg 25 днів тому +4

    Bullseye. But people won’t admit this. What a snooze fest.

  • @GF-mf7ml
    @GF-mf7ml Місяць тому +43

    Very long game, the biggest off for me is multiverse. It just doesn't make sense, I can't keep up to understand what's going on.

    • @GF-mf7ml
      @GF-mf7ml Місяць тому +1

      @GameTrophy537 I didn't like my own comment. Nothing wrong to be a casual, if you have job and someone you care.

    • @salmark9080
      @salmark9080 Місяць тому

      They’re going more for a collective conscious in the lifestream than a multiverse

    • @TheCronotrigger1212
      @TheCronotrigger1212 Місяць тому

      @CrossedTrophy007 what is actually wrong with you lol?

    • @HHTwice
      @HHTwice Місяць тому

      @CrossedTrophy007I liked his comment, what’s your next cope?

    • @Bahamut3525
      @Bahamut3525 Місяць тому +5

      Even Nomura has no clue what's going on. The plot is just a placeholder to justify makin g the games and selling them.

  • @steadyrow
    @steadyrow Місяць тому +10

    Flipped to easy and completely stopped doing side quests.

  • @mangina0262
    @mangina0262 Місяць тому +4

    Thank you for the honest review. As much as i wanted to see this game succeed they are doing everything they can to ruin it, in my opinion. Its amazing how many videos exist promoting it as better than the original. Its also amazing how a majority of those include beginning notes of "...sorry for the limited content, but square is only letting us use these clips before the game is released...". BS and sad that they are trying to slog through a bad game release by buying/paying for good reviews. Yuck. Thank you for this, I very much agree with your points on the bad story. I do not think I will be paying for any of the future releases. I watched the 2nd game on youtube only. Very sad

  • @igotMUFFins123
    @igotMUFFins123 Місяць тому +10

    I'm in the Gongaga Region and I've never rolled eyes so much in a game before. There is so much wrong with this game I will never trust an IGN review ever again they are now bought and paid for 😑

    • @igotMUFFins123
      @igotMUFFins123 Місяць тому +3

      @GameTrophy537 yes and you're obviously trolling ppl in the comments. I won't be responding to you anymore

    • @telltellyn
      @telltellyn Місяць тому

      The crying you'll be doing when it wins GOTY. XD

  • @JJ-nl8vc
    @JJ-nl8vc Місяць тому +5

    This game sucks compared to the original. The fanboyism is unreal. The only thing that is good about this game is the graphics. The story changes are all trash. The combat sucks and is messy af. So many stupid mini games. Literally every 5 steps you have to do a stupid mini games, like there are enough mini games to make a separate game on its own like Mario party.

    • @blakespinelli6969
      @blakespinelli6969 Місяць тому +1

      were you hoping it'd be a 1:1 retelling of the original game?

  • @Yuri-fs3es
    @Yuri-fs3es 2 місяці тому +96

    I will add, that remake/rebuild lost all horror vibes from the og. And also actors overreacting in every cutscenes

    • @_thesmilingdemon_5962
      @_thesmilingdemon_5962 2 місяці тому +4

      It's a Japanese anime game the English actors are gonna look over excited sometimes. And there's nothing wrong with that

    • @Yuri-fs3es
      @Yuri-fs3es 2 місяці тому +26

      @@_thesmilingdemon_5962 my mistake, i wrote actors but i meant characters. For example Jessie scene dragged so long, that it looses it's goal. Or for example zack death in the original was by the hand of small group, but in remake it is a whole army which sits there in anime pose like from Jojo. A lot of moments were ruined for me because of that. Sephiroth is not menacing person like from og, it is smiling person, who wants bang Cloud, i guess. That's how game presents him, narratively and through sound design. For me it is a little final fantasy Disney edition

    • @Yuri-fs3es
      @Yuri-fs3es 2 місяці тому +17

      @@_thesmilingdemon_5962 and yes they did not nail transition from style of the original to modern style. They went with flashy Advent Children, Crisis Core style which is bad for me

    • @_thesmilingdemon_5962
      @_thesmilingdemon_5962 2 місяці тому

      @@Yuri-fs3es but all modern final fantasy games have similar styles for their characters. And if you compare advent children to rebirth I'd say rebirth looks infinitely more better. I mean for example compare ac tifa with rebirth tifa and you'll see the difference. And the og ff7 is basically a completely different game and that's not a bad thing I'd rather them do something new yk bc at that point the story and tone just becomes predictable

    • @Yuri-fs3es
      @Yuri-fs3es 2 місяці тому +10

      @@_thesmilingdemon_5962 i am not sure about that. Ff16 has game of thrones/attack on titan style and atmosphere more. Or Tactics ogre, ff12 style.
      AC was medium experience for me. It contradicts a lot of character, world development from the game. And design of characters/faces not my favorite.
      Smiling Sephiroth came from AC.

  • @connormorgan6884
    @connormorgan6884 2 місяці тому +18

    I was honestly extremely happy when I saw cloud save Aerith at first but the moment I saw her suddenly die out of nowhere, that made me furious.
    That was the most irritating scene in the entire game, which makes queen's blood look innocent in comparison. It felt like the biggest middle bigger to the ff7 fans
    It's like guys! If you are going to introduce the concept of a multiverse in FF7 then you better have a new original story prepared, otherwise this trilogy so far has been nothing but wasted potential. Don't get me wrong I like most of the game but that scene just ruined it.
    In multiverse there are literally infinite alternative timelines IE universes where anything can happen.
    If something happens in one timeline the opposite will happen in another, that's just how multiverse works.
    If they aren't going to change her fate they should have sticked to the original source material. Or just keep the same director on the same project so there aren't as many inconsistencies.

    • @ssaunders1122
      @ssaunders1122 2 місяці тому +5

      I know right like why even show it

    • @connormorgan6884
      @connormorgan6884 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@ssaunders1122
      Wasted potential in a nutshell.

    • @ssaunders1122
      @ssaunders1122 2 місяці тому +4

      @connormorgan6884 felt that way with Roche too. Like why bother making this over the top dude who could of made for fun boss fights later on if you going to turn him into a robe mid game?

    • @connormorgan6884
      @connormorgan6884 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@ssaunders1122 I was pretty upset with that part too.
      The moment I saw him in Hojo lab I knew something bad was about to happen.

    • @ssaunders1122
      @ssaunders1122 2 місяці тому +1

      @connormorgan6884 I was hoping more just a power upgrade. Not a power downgrade. Only other story beat I didn't like was Zack. Why even show him live if he died in 3 different worlds? Saw 3 different stamp dogs so that's my assumption. We saw him run up to the church excited then confused after the dlc. Then the opening here he sees her dead on the TV. I know we are supposed to be confused. But I really hope part 3 gives us complete answers and not more mind game confusion crap ie matrix reloaded/revolutions.

  • @yokiryuchan7655
    @yokiryuchan7655 29 днів тому +3

    By the time I got to Chapter 12 of Rebirth I was burnt-out. I mean holy crap this game is long. I had to force myself to keep on playing in order to beat it. The main story of Rebirth could probably be beaten in 30 to 40 hours, however there is a lot of padding in the form of tacked-on mini games most of which are mandatory in order to progress in the story, its ridiculous. It's why i enjoyed Rebirth a lot less then Remake. Remake actually respected my time. after Rebirth, I needed a long break from open world RPGs. The best way to describe Rebirth is...just an exhausting game to play.
    Oh and I hate Chadley. Screw that kid.

  • @bruticaloz2627
    @bruticaloz2627 Місяць тому +8

    The game also uses cheap tricks to get you to waste MORE time with post story content. An example is long gauntlet matches that gate the best gear in the game, in which you need to go through a half hour of multiple fights, only to fight an end boss that spams an instant stun lock for an unblockable instant death attack. To beat it requires perfect timing and there is no way to practice for the fight, other than to spend another half hour beating stuff you already know you can beat, for one more successive attempt where you failed. To beat it will require players to spend many hours regoing through the exact same matches they have already fought too many times, like being forced to watch a 30 minute cutscene, every time you want to take another shot where you failed or even practice at it. That is completely unreasonable. They could have easily allowed players to retry the match they lost in the same condition HP and MP wise that round started in, but the penalty for failing is having another half hour of your time wasted for each attempt. Screw that and Square Enix. I think the reason the hardcore fans attack anyone who points out its flaws is due to the Sunk Cost Fallacy. Where essentially, the person has invested so much time, that the sink in even more to justify their time already spent. I got over the honeymoon and realized that I really don't like how this game gates the best stuff behind obnoxious time wasters where the player is repeating time wasting tasks that they already did, over and over. Abusive of the players time and not fun. There are tons of MUCH better and more fun indy games to play. Square deserves the low sales. The only serviceable way to play this will be the PC version, eventually, when modders have had a chance to fix the problems.

    • @bruticaloz2627
      @bruticaloz2627 Місяць тому +1

      @GameTrophy537 dismissive idiocy defending a game that caters to "elitists" willing to complete chores that waste many hours of their lives, such as repeating a half-hour-long chore, for their next attempt where they actually lost, until they finally beat it. Congrats, you have more endurce to waste time at something that isn't fun and also doesn't benefit their life in any real way. That's NOT a real accomplishment. Video games ought to have challenges, certainly, but making a player wait a half hour through stuff they already did for their next attempt is messed up. If you're willing to spend days going through that then there is something wrong with you.

    • @patrickbateman1660
      @patrickbateman1660 Місяць тому

      I mean it's an end game challenge for hard core players and completionists. The first game also did this.

    • @bruticaloz2627
      @bruticaloz2627 Місяць тому

      @@patrickbateman1660 Yes, that is my point. It was in the first game, and it is why I chose not to buy this slogfest. even though I beat that crap in the first game, it IS the reason I did not purchase this one. I am willing to fight a boss 20 times until I beat it, BUT not if I need to go through a half hour of the same shit I already beat, all over again, between each attempt.
      I knew Square would pull that shit, and that is completely unreasonable to expect even a completionist to do unless the goal is to make completionists avoid buying the game. Color me crazy, but I think that completionist content should still be fun, even if it's challenging. You never want a segment of players to drop off and stop purchasing from your company. The challenging part should not be due to testing your patience to do previously beating fights over and over. That is objectively bad game design, and most people will decide not to purchase from publishers who they know does that. There is a reason this game's sales are terrible.

    • @patrickbateman1660
      @patrickbateman1660 Місяць тому

      @@bruticaloz2627 the content you are talking about isn't touched by 99% of players. As it requires two playthroughs plus doing almost everything. Most games these days only 60% even finish a game once. The idea content that inly 1% touches causes low sales is silly.

    • @bruticaloz2627
      @bruticaloz2627 Місяць тому

      @@patrickbateman1660 Do you have any data that only 1% touch it? Because from what I've seen, a lot more touch it and are very put off by it. Also, those that are rarely discuss it openly because you have the gamer elitists that will ridicule them for giving up at a game they weren't having fun with. Its very hard to get statistics on it for that reason, but I can tell you that I like to engage with all of a game's content if I'm going to play it, and the prior one had content that made me choose not to buy the sequel. I have seen enough people complaining about that content being doubled down on that I'm glad I saved myself from countless hours of frustration. And when a game is failing in sales, then the the devs ought to leave no stone unturned uncovering what about their product is making it fail. Frustrating content ought to be one of those things.

  • @dannyliu6582
    @dannyliu6582 2 місяці тому +47

    They jumped the shark with the ending of Remake and should've followed through creating an original story in the same setting. Instead they still follow the same progression as the original and undermining it simultaneously with their multiverse additions.

    • @foxlawts751
      @foxlawts751 2 місяці тому +15

      "Marvel did a multiverse, maybe we should too." Yeah and Marvel now sucks, and oh look, so does the new FF7. Bought the first two, just gonna watch a playthrough of part 3.

    • @Null_Experis
      @Null_Experis 2 місяці тому +13

      They didn't stick with the original ending for this section though.
      Instead, it was a schizophrenic Avengers style multiverse battle so tone-deaf that it made the audience not even care that Aerith just died.
      It's like taking a serious drama moment in a film and flash-cutting to a John Wick style action shootout after the big emotion climax of the movie, and feels like the amateur hour writing mistake a high school student would make in creative writing class.

    • @infinitestrengthcoach3522
      @infinitestrengthcoach3522 2 місяці тому +1

      "should've followed through creating an original story in the same setting" - except they've made the story much better. There's ton's of things in the OG that made absolutely no sense.

    • @Null_Experis
      @Null_Experis 2 місяці тому +17

      @@infinitestrengthcoach3522 Nope. Multiverse is garbage and lazy writing.

    • @connyslayer4661
      @connyslayer4661 Місяць тому +3

      @@foxlawts751 Yes, you are absolutely right on that. Keep in mind, making a multiverse is not a bad thing in any way but if you are trying to make something like that, you better know what the hell you are doing, or you will mess up things very badly. They are trying hard to create a large universe with no regards to universe building. I have seen high schoolers write better stories.

  • @reilley26
    @reilley26 2 місяці тому +46

    I've had to push myself to play the few hours that I've done so far. Glad to know I'm not the only one struggling with it

  • @user-rk2xi7iw9k
    @user-rk2xi7iw9k 2 місяці тому +107

    The best way i can describe the game is that its full of high highs and devastating low lows, there were many times where it felt genuinely incredible and there are sometimes where it felt like it was designed and written by the janitors where i had to ask myself "HOW THE HELL DID THEY THINK THAT THIS IS FUN" there is just so much content for the sake of content trying to justify the full price, ubisoft approach to the open world sadly didnt do it any favor, i have seen reviews criticizing THE EXACT SAME THING that they are praising in rebirth, the game gets a lot of pass because of the "FF7" logo and dont even get me started on the multiverse bullshit and how they fucked up one of the most iconic scenes in gaming.

    • @Ballard258
      @Ballard258 2 місяці тому +6

      Tbh.
      Much of the scide content minigames and stuff it's optional.
      Some minigames you do once and if you don't want to do it again you just don't
      You don't have to do every single world Intel and minigame challenges or QB match.
      You can do only the ones that you are interested in or the ones that offer a reward you want.
      I can think of much worst problems than an abundance of optional scide content.
      It did changed a lot but I'm fine with most of the changes and even some I didn't like like Cid or the lack of rocket town I can see why they did it and rhers hope they will do it justice in the third game.
      What I'm not able to understand
      Is that kingdom hearts multiverse of bullshit... yea that one is my biggest problem with the game.
      Specially what they did to one of the most iconic moment in videogame history.
      That moment never sinks in, you are to buissy fighting a gontelet of boss after boss after boss.
      And she is fighting with you right there and Zack is there like what?!?!
      Let me breath, let me have this moment!
      But no it never happens and Cloud's reaction was so off puting, all that was so convoluted for the sake of being convoluted.
      That allmost ruin the game for me.
      It's allso a shame becouse that's the last thing you will remember about this game.
      That huge map, all those characters the fun fights the fun scide quest all that was so good jet now every time I think about this game, I will think about that ending.
      And it will sour my memory of the game.

    • @ThiagoCh.
      @ThiagoCh. 2 місяці тому +5

      De fato realmente estragaram a história do jogos com esse negócio de sussurro e multi verso, mas pra mim o pior pecado foi a cena da morte da Aerith, acho que eles alteraram por medo da censura.

    • @MilkTankz
      @MilkTankz 2 місяці тому +3

      Fun is subjective my guy

    • @fnspidey3825
      @fnspidey3825 2 місяці тому

      people saying kh stuff get a grip it's not.@@Ballard258

    • @typho6279
      @typho6279 2 місяці тому +3

      @@MilkTankz I personally go back to the mako fume vacuum scene over and over. That's what I consider to be fun.

  • @AstonishingRed
    @AstonishingRed 15 днів тому +3

    I never dive too deep into mini games. They just don’t interest me, and that goes for any game I’ve ever played. So needless to say, Rebirth is painful to play because of the forced mini games.

    • @hurricane7727
      @hurricane7727 12 днів тому

      How about Spyro games then? Some of them are fun there

  • @darkoptimism9054
    @darkoptimism9054 2 місяці тому +48

    This entry lacks any subtlety. As in none of the characters can hold a plot point, they have to tell everything within 5 minutes. IE Tifa tells you immediately that she doesn't remember Cloud from 5 years ago, Cait Sith is up front about working for Shinra and force ghost Aerith is like 'don't worry about the meteor, I got you fam'.

    • @KrelianLoke
      @KrelianLoke 2 місяці тому +17

      Not to forget Sephiroth shows up front and center every step along the way reminding us he's the main antagonist of the game like "Cloud... I am so dark and evil... I want you to be dark and evil too... let the evil flow in you... bring me black materia..." then Cloud goes "Sephiroth!!!" and cuts him into smoke.

    • @DanteAngeli
      @DanteAngeli 23 дні тому

      yeah that the new trend nowadays: you have to expecitly explain everything and hold the player's hand because poeple now became so stupid, they can't remember anything for longer than a tik tok video... otherwise if they had stayed true to the original, players would go "who the f**k is that dude?" everytime sephiroth shows up...

  • @neolives
    @neolives 2 місяці тому +9

    You cover a lot of stuff, but the crazy thing is there’s so much more.
    One of my biggest problems is that after fighting the last boss and Sephiroth in Remake, fighting anything else didn’t feel like a treat. Fighting the Turks or anything else felt more like a waste of time. Why are we fighting these weaklings.
    The snake section didn’t make sense, we had just fought Sephiroth and to make things worse we fight him again.
    And for the last game Sephiroth is sure to be the last boss again…it cheapens the whole thing.
    Finally I don’t think our timeline Aerith died, since Cloud clearly stops Sephiroth and the materia that drops is not clear.

  • @GreyException
    @GreyException 7 днів тому +2

    The current fanbase of FF is hopeless. They really think the combat is a masterpiece. They enjoy the endless padding. I'll never understand why, but ill never buy another FF game sadly

  • @dematar
    @dematar 2 місяці тому +113

    I'm sorry, but the most atrocious part of this game was the Gongaga world map. Until that point, I had not looked at any guides for anything in the game. Then I got to Gongaga, and trying to do all the world research quests was just a nightmare. Now I get it, SE chose to give each zone it's own breed of chocobo and that for many of the research missions, you needed that zone's choco special ability. But in Gongaga, the world map was next to useless because it showed very little of the actual path you could travel. I lost so much time trying to reach a point, only to break down, look up a guide, and find out I needed to jump on this mushroom over here and then slide along the tree branch over there.

    • @Alvun416
      @Alvun416 2 місяці тому +8

      I do get where they were going with this though. OG FF7 also made traversing the environments confusing on purpose. It was part of the games puzzle.

    • @The_Rude_French_Canadian
      @The_Rude_French_Canadian 2 місяці тому +9

      By the time you get to gongaga you’re supposed to be aware of each region having their own chocobos, and that it’s kind of part of the game just like the OG to need a special chocobo mechanic to get to some areas…just saying…I didn’t need a guide I just paid attention to the game’s explanations as they introduce new stuff lol

    • @CaptainTitforce
      @CaptainTitforce 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@Alvun416Fuck no it wasn't on purpose. It was just a problem of early 3D and pre-rendered backgrounds mixed, acting as platforms.

    • @mrchefcheck
      @mrchefcheck 2 місяці тому

      It's like they took inspiration from FFXIV 1.0 Gridania lmao

    • @dematar
      @dematar 2 місяці тому

      @@mrchefcheck I actually had the same thought. 1.0 Black Shroud was a nightmare.

  • @Bahamut3525
    @Bahamut3525 Місяць тому +6

    I finished Rebirth. Completed nearly all trophies.
    What I will say is this. The gameplay is solid. But the narrative is objectively garbage.
    They literally gave this game the kind of quality in terms of script writing, that you would find in B level Asian light novels or anime.
    You could smell that things were gonna go wrong with the end of FF7 Remake part 1 and the whispers BS. Well all the fears were proven true.
    With Zack and the timelines stuff, I thought they would make it interesting. But literally it isn't. Its just dumb. Sephiroth literally fcking does dimension tear with his sword and brings Zack in and out of world. Come on.

    • @Jon-ks3ds
      @Jon-ks3ds Місяць тому +3

      I agree with you dude. And don't pay attention to the spammer in your comments. Just saying the same stupid comment over and over in everybodys comments 🤦

    • @Bahamut3525
      @Bahamut3525 Місяць тому +2

      @Wonkasimpson699 You have no life buddy.

    • @Bahamut3525
      @Bahamut3525 Місяць тому +2

      @Wonkasimpson699 Yet you repeat comments like a bot

    • @KritoSkywaker
      @KritoSkywaker Місяць тому +1

      ​@Wonkasimpson699
      How many more accounts you wish to lose, son? Stop with this and get a life.

    • @jasonh6207
      @jasonh6207 27 днів тому

      It's a video game story. Were you expecting the Iliad?

  • @keithbalbi3927
    @keithbalbi3927 2 місяці тому +22

    Enjoyed Remake a lot but Rebirth, whilst initially i loved it, i gave up at Chapter 9 because i just wasn't enjoying it.
    There's no story at all, no narrative structure - they go to a place, mess about as if they're on holiday, then leave for the next place with nothing meaningful happening in that location at all. And it's like that for every location.
    There's literally no story. It's just filler.

    • @TheOfficialNewb
      @TheOfficialNewb 2 місяці тому +2

      Dude don't skip cutscenes 😂🤣 maybe you would see the story if you actually paid attention.

    • @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725
      @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@@TheOfficialNewbare you a bot? Did you read what he wrote? When did he say he skipped cutscenes?

    • @Ichbinsnur2181
      @Ichbinsnur2181 2 місяці тому +3

      Same for me. I'm close to stop playing after chapter 8

    • @Ukaran
      @Ukaran 2 місяці тому

      "with nothing meaningful happening in that location at all"
      Obviously skipped cutscenes.

    • @TheOfficialNewb
      @TheOfficialNewb 2 місяці тому +1

      you didnt play rebirth at all lol if thats how you describe the game 🤦

  • @MC_Hammerpants
    @MC_Hammerpants 10 днів тому +2

    "the writers at square enix just love f__king this game up"
    Truer words were never spoken

  • @HPLovesCraftsCat
    @HPLovesCraftsCat 2 місяці тому +24

    garbage game. thanks for keeping it real dan

    • @HPLovesCraftsCat
      @HPLovesCraftsCat 2 місяці тому +3

      @GameTrophy537 no one cares fanboy 😢

    • @NotFromHere.
      @NotFromHere. Місяць тому +2

      I wouldn’t call it a garbage game but a huge disappointment. I enjoyed it at times because I liked the combat but overall it’s probably a 6/10 game

    • @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725
      @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725 Місяць тому

      @@NotFromHere. i call it garbage

    • @NotFromHere.
      @NotFromHere. Місяць тому

      CrossedTrophy007 how am I part of the problem? 😂

  • @xavvvorg4653
    @xavvvorg4653 2 місяці тому +28

    Story is absolute garbage.

    • @denpherflare5365
      @denpherflare5365 2 місяці тому +1

      Mainstream opinion

    • @rclaws3230
      @rclaws3230 6 днів тому

      @@denpherflare5365 I really hope it is a mainstream opinion, so this bullshit burns.

  • @Joe-cp5ud
    @Joe-cp5ud Місяць тому +5

    You aren’t kidding about it making you want ti quit video games. The mini games are trash, and this game tried to tell me I don’t know how to play Tifas theme on piano when I can play it IRL.

    • @IAmBushid0
      @IAmBushid0 Місяць тому

      @GameTrophy537More like you should stop telling the exact same thing to everyone and start enlightening us by telling us which part of the problem we are, as the only problem I see is a bad Square Enix bad writing

    • @Jdeadevil
      @Jdeadevil Місяць тому

      @GameTrophy537 Then stop acting one like you bloody NPC.

    • @Jdeadevil
      @Jdeadevil Місяць тому

      @@IAmBushid0 It's a bot, some kid is manually programming is to troll people and say it's not a bot and to 'stop being paranoid' when called out, he's creating a new account for it every time it's banned. Pretty sad hobby if I'm honest. Watch it reply to me that it's not a bot and tell me to stop being paranoid.

    • @KritoSkywaker
      @KritoSkywaker Місяць тому

      ​@@IAmBushid0
      Don't bother with the bot. He is so triggered, he can't even think straight. 😅

    • @Jdeadevil
      @Jdeadevil Місяць тому

      @@KritoSkywaker I can't even block it so I'm forced to get like daily smart notifications from it.

  • @nopenope3512
    @nopenope3512 2 місяці тому +74

    i dont know what people who call this a masterpiece are fuckin smoking, atleast 75% of the game is open world busywork, boring, tedious minigames, forced shitty godawful stealth sections, boring walking/climbing sections, its like they took the worst ideas from ubisoft games and slapped em in
    i swear the devs think its 2013 or so when this shit was all over

    • @Krysnha
      @Krysnha 2 місяці тому +1

      Because people now want the slob, they love the slob, they dont play real games, that have things for them outside pretty grafics, when mobile games have better combat than these you know is over, i mean the story, how they literaly destroy for me only thing keep game going, because i play og and i was playing for Tifa and that was it, even combat in those moment compare with other suck and the story was only good thing, and yet i watch and is slow as hell and yet ten out of ten

    • @haaria83
      @haaria83 2 місяці тому

      Man stfu i bet you guys played ff16 and think that its good lol

    • @haaria83
      @haaria83 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Krysnhathey didnt destroy anything about the story. Its obvious you have no clue about the story or what power Sephiroth truly had.

    • @Krysnha
      @Krysnha 2 місяці тому

      @@haaria83 Watch Syntetic man video, about the first and second,i watch only a resume, and already didnt change anything, Cloud parrys Sefiroth attack, and it is in the cloud if Aeirth survive or not, when barret and Dlyte was the name, the guy suicide himself because coudldnt tolerate the idea of seen his daugther after a life of klling, here he is gun down, in the first part most of Avalanche die after the colapse of one section of Midgard here most survive, two characters are not playable, many part of the game stuff happen that shouldnt sorry, i only play the OG, long ago, but when i watch DSintetic man and others resume i could see in both game they alter a lot of stuff, wich at first glanze didnt alter a lot but the idea of Multiverse FF7, like many FF, idea is a contain story in its own world, some maybe link but only in few cases, no the story was alter and many parts were change, why dont know but you cant tell me the sotry was not alter

    • @thedarkderp2520
      @thedarkderp2520 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Krysnha you mention synthetic man and i am immediately uninterested guy belongs in the sjw era

  • @SteelValkyrie202
    @SteelValkyrie202 Місяць тому +4

    Thank you for this critique, I'm glad I'm not alone in my dislike for this game. Like you say, it has its good points but these are marred by the many negative ones. I was initially excited for the Remake but after several attempts at playing I just got bored of the padding and needlessly lengthy battles.
    - One of the many important themes in FFVII is loss. The fact that they decided to potentially have character's survive (where in the OG the had died) or else to change _HOW_ they died, for me at least, it removes all emotional impact I would've had like it did in the original game.
    - The multi-verse aspect of the game is an absolute disaster in my opinion. It's messy, makes little to no sense and, as you say, reads like a trashy fan-fiction piece.
    - The battle system is also fairly boring with even trash mobs taking time to kill. Bosses, you obviously expect them to be tankier than trash mobs and with more HP but they shouldn't take -THAT_ long to kill if you know what you're doing. Again, it's just padding it out I feel.
    There's a lot more points I can list but I don't want to write an essay. I think the problem with FFVII is that a lot of fans have become tainted by nostalgia that it kinda blinds them to the Remake's many flaws. If you enjoy the games then fair enough but FFVII Remake is not a masterpiece nor does it deserve GOTY. In fact Rebirth, from what I hear, even though it's still doing well it's apparently still underperforming somewhat.

    • @rclaws3230
      @rclaws3230 24 дні тому +1

      I don't think anyone who played the original and understood it with any seriousness actually likes the Rewrite. In my anecdotal experience, what you have are tourists and casuals going "Wow the characters are so pretty". One of my friends who played it literally did not care about the story, she said, "I just wanted to see Cloud in high-def, I didn't realize the whispers were shitting on original fans" when I told her what interviews confirmed the meaning of the Whispers to be.

    • @SteelValkyrie202
      @SteelValkyrie202 24 дні тому

      @@rclaws3230 Really? Wow. Such a shame because FFVII has an excellent story with amazing music. Certain events such as the death of Aerith or the revelation by Bugenhagen that Red XIII's father was not a coward were some of the most poignant moments in gaming history for a lot of us, helped by the music of course. So, while obviously I don't expect everybody to like FFVII, it's still such a shame the newer player who play the remake can be so dismissive. Tourists seems to be the best word to describe them I guess.

  • @dbfzato-1327
    @dbfzato-1327 2 місяці тому +16

    you bet is gonna be vincent/cid dlc thats story vital lol, probably more dirge stuff just to add cringe maximum lmao

    • @blumiu2426
      @blumiu2426 2 місяці тому +5

      I have never hated a story more than how Dirge made me feel. Cringey, angry and stupid for buying it. They made Vincent a complete simp and just...it all felt so tacked on. Lucrecia was a psycho.

    • @kei7540
      @kei7540 2 місяці тому

      No dlc is happening for rebirth

    • @DanteAngeli
      @DanteAngeli 23 дні тому

      @@kei7540 for now...

  • @donnyyasu2764
    @donnyyasu2764 2 місяці тому +84

    I enjoyed it, but not a 10/10.

    • @MattCange
      @MattCange 2 місяці тому +4

      Agreed, not a GOAT game like some are saying but a solid experience.

    • @Abandoned2377
      @Abandoned2377 2 місяці тому +1

      @@MattCangecant say that either. Imo. Too many mini games are just not finished. Gungaga layout is sooo bad. There are so many times you get lost in this game. Nothing like getting to an intel tower with no way to get up there.

    • @lulu_TheWitchBoy
      @lulu_TheWitchBoy 28 днів тому

      @@Abandoned2377skill issue tbh, is a jungle is suppose be hard to travel. I bet you’re one the people that cry about yellow paint, but can’t even figure out gongaga on your own lmao. “Too many mini games” they’re optional, and the ones that require atleast play once are short and easy.

  • @eW91dHViZSBpcyBjZW5zb3JzaGlw
    @eW91dHViZSBpcyBjZW5zb3JzaGlw 23 дні тому +3

    Square enix is the dumbest jrpg brand period. The story changes in rebirth make ZERO SENSE! NO WONDER THIS SOLD LESS THAN FF16. IT SUCKS SO BAD LOL!!!

  • @robertlittle8623
    @robertlittle8623 2 місяці тому +123

    I was into this game for like the first two regions then I realized what it is and was like they did it to us again this game is a chore and everything is the same. Don't even get me started on all game flow breaking stupid mini games.

    • @FullyShadow
      @FullyShadow 2 місяці тому +26

      Lmao exactly how I felt. Also fuck that Cait sith segment. That said I do like the characters and voices. But damn square fuck this remake up.

    • @braskabani8011
      @braskabani8011 2 місяці тому +8

      @@FullyShadow I never go so mad at game during that caith sith segment.

    • @livetorek4723
      @livetorek4723 2 місяці тому

      And yet you paid 70$ for a game that you knew would be more garbage, people like you are the reason final fantasy sucks now

    • @Curucuncucus
      @Curucuncucus 2 місяці тому

      Thank you

    • @takeshikovacks6708
      @takeshikovacks6708 2 місяці тому +29

      Mirrors my experience. What I find the weirdest out of everything is that people seem to like this stuff? How is my question. They’ve made a 50 hour game with 25-35 hours of genuinely good content, and then filled the other 100-150 hours of some of the legitimately most mind numbing, tedious tasks I’ve ever had to do. I’d literally rather just go to work.

  • @86lanzo
    @86lanzo 2 місяці тому +208

    Wait wait wait..if Tifa falls into a mako pool.. shouldn't she get Mako poisoning??..
    You cant just swim in Mako

    • @RyuSaarva
      @RyuSaarva 2 місяці тому +44

      The weapon clearly saved her by absorbing the mako out of her.

    • @ItsSVO
      @ItsSVO 2 місяці тому +98

      @@RyuSaarvayup. Deus ex machina to add to the list of other writing sins in this garbage. I’ve encountered much better quality writing in high school creative writing lessons by pupils which is quite something.

    • @mel-el5862
      @mel-el5862 2 місяці тому +103

      She fell in a mako pool in original and nothing happened

    • @domx7zero157
      @domx7zero157 2 місяці тому +65

      She does in the og game too, in disc 2 with Cloud

    • @dark_knight_3304
      @dark_knight_3304 2 місяці тому

      @@ItsSVO tell me you’re a liar without telling me you’re just an idiot

  • @Sick_Pencil
    @Sick_Pencil 2 місяці тому +3

    While I can say Rebirth has improvements over Remake like it (mostly) doesn't have corridor levels like what often Remake had and maybe the combat improved a bit. However, what made Remake good in our eyes was, it's the first entry to a very awaited game that we feared it would burn in development hell. Experiencing Midgar and the characters in amazing graphics was astonishing and a new experience to us. It was COVID times when I was locked in my shoebox studio and the only thing to entertain me was Remake. So, with all this I still gave it 7/10 on metacritic.
    With Rebirth on the other hand, while we still have Yuffie and Sith as added characters, you are already done exploring the other characters. You can see how childish and anime-like the characters behave, and honestly, some are very one-dimensional and you feel the relationship between them is forced, like Tifa and Aerith who the producer said he lamented it wasn't well shown in OG so he "fixed" it here. So in the second game you are just progressing in the story which was excessively deformed and having to bear with a dull open world and unfun minigames. If they made FF7 a movie, I would just enjoy it and moved on with my life.

  • @Steveo0547
    @Steveo0547 27 днів тому +4

    I refunded so fast 😅

  • @adrian_veidt
    @adrian_veidt 2 місяці тому +54

    It's a nomura fanfic. Catered to plebs who had zero taste of the good story telling sakaguchi did on the og ff7.

    • @dark_knight_3304
      @dark_knight_3304 2 місяці тому

      Lmao oh look an idiot that thinks he know better

    • @nepalskilouda
      @nepalskilouda 2 місяці тому +12

      Nomura at least in the top 5 of the biggest hacks in video game industry.

    • @thiefamongu3857
      @thiefamongu3857 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@nepalskilouda add Kojima too

    • @binber2450
      @binber2450 2 місяці тому +4

      Nomura is the one who wanted to stick to the original story btw. The changes are not his.

    • @thiefamongu3857
      @thiefamongu3857 2 місяці тому +13

      @binber2450 I'm gonna need some evidence for that. If you do have some then kudos to you, but that's a bold claim considering he made the fucking kingdom hearts stories

  • @collinbtw
    @collinbtw 2 місяці тому +235

    This guy really compares FF7 Rebirth to Starfield? Yeahhh, no.

    • @Kengelund
      @Kengelund 2 місяці тому +17

      Yeah, that says too much.

    • @davebuss337
      @davebuss337 2 місяці тому +2

      timestamp or never happen :p

    • @dragonmaster1360
      @dragonmaster1360 2 місяці тому +24

      5:48 - criticism about a lackluster open world, which Starfield also got heavily criticized for

    • @ken5040
      @ken5040 2 місяці тому +7

      As a series x and ps5 owner lemme just be clear rebirth was a masterpiece starfield was cold poop

    • @shane7051
      @shane7051 2 місяці тому +38

      ​​​@@ken5040 "Rebirth was a masterpiece" is crazy. The game has a lot of obvious issues such as cringey anime dialogue, pacing problems, overuse of Sephiroth, nearly every change to the story being for the worse, etc.
      The original was a masterpiece for its time and arguably still to this day. Rebirth is anything but.

  • @scheter-piff5995
    @scheter-piff5995 26 днів тому +2

    Ngl, i went from Hype-Wagon-Fan-Boy to "I cba to play this" pretty damn quick - The game survives only due to nostalgia, solid graphics and the greatest antagonists in a video game.

  • @itsalwaysdarkestbeforethes1198
    @itsalwaysdarkestbeforethes1198 2 місяці тому +3

    Fans can cope and seethe but rebirth had worse sales than part on AND FF16
    Very deserved

  • @Xahnil
    @Xahnil 2 місяці тому +33

    So, I was in love with this game up until the very end. I did all the side content as soon as it was available. I didn't mind the weird narrative changes, such as Tifa falling in Mako, because I wanted to trust the writers to tell a complete story by the end, much like FF7 (there are a lot of moments that make no sense until the end of the original,) but then we got to the last two chapters and I am completely dis-infatuated with it. Fighting the original game's final bosses at the end of Rebirth feels hollow. Seeing Aerith not get stabbed but, "uh-oh, actually Sephiroth hit the lag switch and she died anyway," made such a heavy moment fall completely flat (probably flatter than any other moment, honestly.) The moments you play as Zack could have easily not existed because they don't add anything to the story other than, "there's a THIRD timeline, too!" I was so hype going into the final part of the game, despite how exhausted I was after doing Gilgamesh's bullshit, but then the story just completely unravels and I'm not even interested in what happens anymore. Why are we still chasing Sephiroth after like 18 fights with him in the final hours of the game?

    • @leonprohaska2505
      @leonprohaska2505 2 місяці тому +3

      same

    • @leonprohaska2505
      @leonprohaska2505 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@CDHunter345No wonder you like your own comment

    • @leonprohaska2505
      @leonprohaska2505 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@CDHunter345that you're part of the problem

    • @brontosa5351
      @brontosa5351 2 місяці тому +2

      We don't know who we're chasing, the game is just a set of sequences that serve no storytelling purpose whatsoever.

    • @FebreGundam
      @FebreGundam 2 місяці тому +3

      Pretty much this, I'm done with this trilogy and wouldn't recommend it to anyone. Just play the PC version or PS4 remaster of the original and you're better off

  • @tonyrame7548
    @tonyrame7548 2 місяці тому +42

    Im trying to remember in the OG, there are no minigames that you are forced to play besides a few like the motorcycle chase, some in the Golden Saucer and one at the Fort Condor battle to get the Huge Materia and Phoenix summon, but they were all real easy and fast not a stupid annoying slow to progress the story like vacuuming floors LOL.

    • @deiradinn
      @deiradinn 2 місяці тому +3

      None of them that lock your progression.

    • @avocadofever6850
      @avocadofever6850 2 місяці тому +4

      But the vacuuming was a very small part of the game that took no longer than a minute to do so I don't see how that's a problem. But if it were to be used much more often like before entering a new area in each region then yeah that would be annoying but I only remember using the vaccume maybe 4 or 5 times.

    • @joshmontgomery9942
      @joshmontgomery9942 2 місяці тому +6

      Omg the vacuuming takes 30
      Seconds of your sweet time hahaha grow up

    • @deiradinn
      @deiradinn 2 місяці тому +10

      @@joshmontgomery9942 if only that was the only pointless crap you do in Rebirth

    • @CaptainTitforce
      @CaptainTitforce 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@avocadofever6850 If it was as pointless as 30 seconds, and it wasn't fun, then why include it?

  • @iamkurogane
    @iamkurogane 2 місяці тому +19

    The success of a game is generally determined years later by how audiences flock to the sequel. This is true of Elden Ring and Watch Dogs. WD1 sold like crazy but WD2 bombed because folks hated WD1. Elden Ring exploded because of how much folks loved the previous From games. I hated FF7 Remake and I still don’t understand why it makes GOTY and best JRPGs ever lists. Guess I wasn’t in the minority as I thought. Folks that were turned off like me didn’t end up going to Rebirth

    • @Ukaran
      @Ukaran 2 місяці тому +2

      @iamkurogane
      The level of delusion is so high, that you literally think you speak for everyone else.

    • @kylemundy8871
      @kylemundy8871 2 місяці тому +10

      I've tried to go back and play ff remake. It's just so boring and lame. Square just makes garbage lately

    • @floopi66
      @floopi66 Місяць тому +10

      @@Ukaranwell he does speak for many people that dont just gulp that mediocre slop of a videogame up like you. Square is milking and will continue to milk the FF7 Franchise until its dry. They been doing it since the original came out. Its all just money they dont care about the integrety of a compelling story they care about moooney

    • @Ukaran
      @Ukaran Місяць тому

      @@floopi66
      You guys are the minority.
      So keep whining.

    • @billdunn4573
      @billdunn4573 Місяць тому +7

      @@Ukaran No, he just speaking for the HALF of players who bought Remake, and didn't like it, so they didn't buy Rebirth. Rebirth doubled down on all the problems in Remake, and most of my time playing was not fun. Yes, it had fun elements, but I'm the kind of person who engages with all of the optional content. Sadly, that "optional" content was so bad that it has made me actively hate the game, and I am not buying the 3rd game because of it. You can insult people for wanting wanting to buy your shitty product, but that will not change their minds. The sales are shit because the game is shit.

  • @jrpgaddict7726
    @jrpgaddict7726 Місяць тому +4

    Agree, its a fan service convoluted mess.

  • @velhesvalden1309
    @velhesvalden1309 2 місяці тому +33

    Personally, it's more the Square orientation that bothers me. When the director says "...we needed to update the story content being shown in line with modern sensibilities" or that he is "...embarrassed by the Original Game’s Portrayal Of “Social Problems, Social Issues, And Cultural Depictions”, he forget that video games are places to escape real life concerns, to dream and fantasize. So forcing diversity, inclusion and censorship doesn't help to make a game better. They should reflect more on what players and fans want first.

    • @ItsSVO
      @ItsSVO 2 місяці тому +10

      Most of the modern SE fans love anything with the final fantasy name and refuse to criticise anything so nothing will improve.

    • @CriticalCritter
      @CriticalCritter 2 місяці тому

      Boooooo fearmongering

    • @Bahamut3525
      @Bahamut3525 Місяць тому +1

      ", he forget that video games are places to escape real life concerns, to dream and fantasize"
      The OG was hard hitting and showing horrible themes of corporate greed and suicide (Dyne), it is all about showing real life concerns.
      Escapism is precisely what modern woke gaming is all about. Distract you from the shitty real society and how abused people are.

  • @elyssa.c90
    @elyssa.c90 23 дні тому +1

    It's always a bad sign when you want the game to end halfway through. The 7 remakes are the definition of games that hopelessly overstay their welcome.

  • @coelhovinicius140
    @coelhovinicius140 27 днів тому +3

    Aerith is now schrodingers healer.

  • @GarredHATES
    @GarredHATES 2 місяці тому +40

    Used to adore FF7 but all the shitty compilation sequals with their awful story and fan fiction writing (Sephiroth’s deviant art recolor OC brother) forever ruined 7 for me. The remake just seems more of it. Pass.

    • @leonprohaska2505
      @leonprohaska2505 2 місяці тому +12

      same

    • @domx7zero157
      @domx7zero157 2 місяці тому +3

      It's not a sequel, you're watching way too many youtube fan theories framed as "the truth". This has been deconfirmed long ago.

    • @BriannaWhite7
      @BriannaWhite7 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@domx7zero157 please link where it's been confirmed. Because from what I can tell the new trilogy is really just a Requel. A sequel disguised as a remake. There's timelines and Sephiroth is clearly altering the timelines which implies the events of OG7 already happened and Sephiroth is trying to rewrite the destinies of all timelines. Also if the devs are confirming stuff, gotta take that with a grain of salt since the devs originally promise a faithful remake to ogFF7 before we realized that it wasn't.

    • @junzeroni
      @junzeroni 2 місяці тому +8

      This. For me, FF7's long since joined the ranks of Star Wars and Star Trek as 'properties that I've completely fucking sick of because the creators/fans have turned them into zombie IPs that couldn't make it more obvious that they've nothing else good to offer besides nostalgia bullshit and fan-fiction.' After seeing Advent Children several years ago, I was taken aback by just how poorly Nomura and company were treating the story/characters.

  • @AvengeBasketball
    @AvengeBasketball Місяць тому +4

    Anyone having a hard time getting your bearings in this game? The camera angle is so tight.

  • @Gabthar
    @Gabthar 28 днів тому +2

    The story alterations change what this game is. This is not ff7 anymore. It’s something else and it’s bloated.

  • @rachaelbrubaker9776
    @rachaelbrubaker9776 2 місяці тому +6

    AGREED SIR.

  • @Jon-ks3ds
    @Jon-ks3ds Місяць тому +4

    There were soo many tedious things to do in this game. The game was a clear example of more is less. Just a small thing as pressing triangle three times on each life spring, which was the same pattern and not a different one on each spring, is just so extra and requires no skill and is just there to steal even more of our precious time. It's all kinda like Starfield, I don't care if they put in 1000 planets if they are all basically the same and all dead.

    • @Jon-ks3ds
      @Jon-ks3ds Місяць тому +1

      ​@Wonkasimpson699 You brought nothing new to the discussion here with that copy and paste dumb comment of yours so it's not worth a more elaborate answer. Go enjoy your supposedly perfect game 🤦

    • @Jon-ks3ds
      @Jon-ks3ds Місяць тому +1

      @Wonkasimpson699 Not a bot says the user account which was made couple of days ago and once AGAIN repeating another comment from other sections. Reported.

    • @Jon-ks3ds
      @Jon-ks3ds Місяць тому +1

      @Wonkasimpson699 I have all day asshole. Reported

    • @Jon-ks3ds
      @Jon-ks3ds Місяць тому +1

      @Wonkasimpson699 reported

    • @cartoonvideos5
      @cartoonvideos5 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@Jon-ks3dsIt is a bot. Not sure who is paying for them but ff7 fans are wild.