Asmongold Exploring life Outside his room.
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every time I see one of these vids, I reconfirm the saying that Asmongold is the only person who manages to appear homeless in his own house.
The most homeless looking multi millionaire. But props to him he doesn’t seem to squander it on dumb stuff like i would lol
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I mean I look pretty homeless at home, I don't need to be rockin a drip ass fit 24/7 , if I'm home I'm wearing sweats or pjs not fuckin with or styling my hair and probably gonna wear a house coat , and I'll wear all my shitty t-shirts with holes in em n shit cause why would I ruin dope as tees wearing em at home gaming n shit , if I need to leave the crib I'll take a second shower and get ready for the outside world but I'll be damned if I'm gonna get dressed up in my own home 😂
Only time I'll get dressed up and wear nice shit in my own home is if I have a lady friend over, or if I'm having a BBQ or get together or party or some shit , otherwise it's homeless season my brotha 🤙
Hell I'll invite people over for dinners sometimes and still wear my pjs n housecoat lookin homeless , comfort is king i aint tryna impress my friends they know i can dress nice if i want too 🤷♂️
@@ratchet2266I wouldn't buy material shit but fuck man if I had as much money as some of these people I'd do some traveling,,
I feel like so many of these hyper successful youtubers never even leave their own country for vacation or nothin
Like there's a whole world out there and you finally have money to go see it and can afford to do whatever you want without making a dent in your bank account but they stay at home some never even leaving there state , that shit baffles me beyond comprehension ,
Asmon seems like the kind of guy who would really like a trip to go see like ancient castles n temples n shit
He'd probably really like Japan too but who knows idk if he could eat food there actually 😂
But he'd really like Europe with all the history n castles n shit 🤷♂️
Asmon literally looks like some random dude they just picked up outside of Walmart.
King shit
"Throw your sign in the back and hop in buddy."
@@abel6298 I’m illiterate
@@rosssivertson6339 rofl
they just saved him from the store they were talking about.
thought that was a homeless person for a sec ngl
Lol that's why his nickname is homeless man
I almost choked on my drink when i read this
@@1viper735 Ah, that's my favourite streamer, classic Homeless Man!
My favorite multi million dollar homeless man.
richest homeless WoW streamer in history XD
so nice of them to take this homeless gentleman out to get some food
Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥
@@abel6298 i will read only Ezekiel 23:20.
@@nim4464Timothy 2:12 is also really good
@@bruhbruhson8864 You have to start at Timothy 2:11 for the full contextual goodness.
@@abel6298streetlations 1627:37 goes hard
He is like a high, kind and confused beaver.
I’ve never met a nice beaver lol.
Territorial af and they do the tail smack move.
You’re either in their way or a threat they need to deal with or they just run away into the dam.
@@ryanquinn1257 I have always felt like I was a threat to the beavers, even though I had nothing but good intentions. We all know that the beavers are ignorant and that they invest their time in geopolitical issues. Please talk to your local beaver.
he's like a Wj3w wh1te people hater, so cute, so original.
@@abel6298nah.
Except not actually high. Just remedial.
The man is a millionaire but looks more homeless than a stray dog
Who tf even are these people? This popped up on my feed, have no clue who this is.
@@heffe4257 Twitch streamers top 1%
he's like a Wj3w wh1te people hater, so cute, so original.
@@heffe4257people who get paid to play games and talk to loosers
Multi
Asmon looks like an out of work wizard going through depression. Wtf! 😂
lol
Spot on
Exactly
😂 out of work wizard 😂
Accurate depiction
Asmon has never changed with fame. That's why we love him
@@abel6298 ???
He has changed. To think otherwise is absolute delusion. Stop being stupid.
Big difference between fame and people fucking with your life though.
real man.
He’s mentally ill and could really do with some help - his house is a state
So crazy to think this man is a multimillionaire. He hasn’t changed a bit and that’s why I respect him so much. He’s truly, unabashedly and unapologetically himself all the time. I truly believe he couldn’t care less what other people think about him. Some people try to act like they don’t care, but Asmongold is truly one of a kind.
It's called being mentally ill.
He has changed tho. He used to be a lot angrier.
Now with the money, he can be himself and not care.
@@cinnamon4life I shouldn’t say he hasn’t changed. We all change as people throughout our lives. What I meant to say was the money didn’t make him arrogant or change his lifestyle really at all. He still lives in his childhood home, still drives his $2000 car, wears the same clothes, eats the same foods, etc. A lot of times you see people thinking much more highly of themselves once the money starts to come in. They start to think they’re better than or above others. But with Asmongold, that hasn’t happened. If anything I think he’s more in touch with reality than he’s ever been and I just think that is very rare and extremely commendable. So I apologize, I shouldn’t have said he hasn’t changed. What I should have said was that if anything, he’s changed for the better. Realistically I don’t think he ever really cared what people thought about him (to an extent). But now, with the money, there’s really nothing anyone can say.
@@FreeWilly336this reminds me of a saying: money doesn't change you, it allows you to be who you really are
@@FreeWilly336well of course money didnt change his opinion of himself or make him feel superior to others. Hes always had a high opinion of himself and always thought himself the smartest person in the room before he got rich lmao.
"why would I go outside when I can just sit in my room all day"
He's like that one mob boss that avoided attention by pretending to be disabled and walking around new york in pajamas. Smart man Asmongold.
Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥
Asmon is Diavolo confirmed
He looks… good in the sunlight lol
yeah hes been looking healthier recently
Was gonna say Asmond is not an ugly dude.. He just doesn't take care of himself lol
meh just hiding his hairline/forehead
Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥
*friendly fire will not be tolerated
Tf is this even in reference to
Asmon literally the caveman they just dug up frozen in ice for 500 years and introducing him to the new world
Dude I couldn't look THAT homeless even if I tried
millionare btw
@@notdylan7857 breakdancing on it btw
Skid kid is my natural flow.
Reminds me of my 85yr old father in law going anywhere in public lol he's always in a slight state of shock and muttering about how things have changed
Life can be strange. If we are lucky enough to live that long we will have the same experiences.
Drone police. @@Quietshow
He looks like most homeless one in the room but has more money in the bank than everyone in the place combined.
the guys who work in suits work for the guys who work in pyjamas
@@itdogodownbruh6094that's deep
Nick has the same amount of money im sure
@@hellohej1307no chance
@@hellohej1307good one
all that was missing is the oblivion background noise
Bro switched teams for a second
Huh?
@@makefoxhoundgreatagain842 it was a joke of how asmon was made uncomfortable by the amount of white people around him like a black guy might be.
@@dummydre1002 I don't think asmongold is being genuine with that statement though I think he's either virtue signalling or being ironic
@@makefoxhoundgreatagain842 and I wasn’t being genuine with the joke he was clearly rifting lmao
@@dummydre1002 if he was being serious it's so unbelievably cringe I think everyone in that car saw through it lol
Asmon casually shutting nick the fuck up after starting to talk about 16 yr old girls
I noticed that too.
It's honestly sus af when people say shit like this. Like when someone brings up a 16 yr old , why does your mind immediately go to sex and pedo shit? See a therapist.
@1337Swiper white washed towns? hahaha americans... you do know their are entire countries with just white people? you do know white people in USA are still vast majority? If you hate USA so much, Uganda awaits? why dont you move there?
@1337Swiper Neither topic is relevant cause depending on where you go there are more whites, hispanics, asians or blacks. Seeing more whites in one place doesn't mean a town is 'white washed'.
Cant you guys understand they were talking about the same topic? Think harder
In another universe out there asmongold is black
yea its this one, he's a jew
@@masont.6544 Goblin memes make more sense now.
neat to see Asmon step out of his house without panicking over it 😂
Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥
Asmons viewers looking at him as *lil bro* is one of the weirdest UA-camr fantasy dynamics I've seen so far.
So whats ur doing here, *lil bro* XD
@@AsphaltMclen I'm older than you.
@@GBEWgw2 Then *step bro* XD
Does asmongold know he’s white?
He knows enough about whites to know you can make fun of that racial group. Now try blacks or jews.
Imagine saying that about black people
what it is trendy to talk down about white people these days. I work with a couple mid 20 year olds. Everything is about race and how horrible white people are. It is stupid because they are spoiled rich white kids. I guess they would be happier being poor black kids.
Dont think anybody would care id you did
And? It's real life. Not Twitter. Dont get them confused.
@@couldyou4745a lot of ppl don't see the difference 😂
@@ProfessionalFartSmeller he would get cancelled, as in USA you do not have freedom of speech only freedom you have left is to hate white people
Imagine going into a store in China and being uncomfortable about all the Chinese people there.
there is little to no foreigners in a chinese store on average. You think seeing diversity there is common? How many black mexican asian men and women have you seen there? This is dumb
I would be. It’s normal
@@vexial97 You would be what? Uncomfortable about the fact that the people are mostly Chinese?? That's not normal.
Asmongold is a white guilt ridded idiot that just HAD to say it to his black friend. Asmon surely is a cringy person.
@@vexial97It's normal if you're not Chinese.
Asmon looking like a fresh version of the hatchet wielding bandit
Nahhhh u cant call asmon lil bro he literally is their boss like fr
If he said if it was a room full of black people that made him uncomfortable. Everyone would lose their shit.
No, he'd be dead.
Cause some ppl like mix of ppl, I'm black an uncomfortable being around all black ppl lol. Lived in white area . My mom sent me to all back school for one year omg I thought I was going to die . Lol my white friend gave me tips an whistle in case someone try to beat me up lol. ( my mom worked at that school)
as it should be
@@Trippznn Nah not really. It makes more sense to be uncomfortable around a population that commits 50+% of all Homicides Nationwide.
Not to mention it is Ingrained in black culture to play the "Knockout game" on non blacks.
People think this "Game" just started but I grew up around it, it's a literal Racist thing young black boys do to white people, preferably old white people (That's their targets)
@@Trippznn stop contributing to racism please
Never leaves his room yet claims to know EVERYTHING
Its like those shorts of "I GIVE A HOMELESS GUY THE BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE **HE CRIES** " videos.
This is a guy that didn't mind when he's streaming at home and doesn't mind when cockroaches crawl onto him...
Yoo that's racist
@@user-cv7kf1hb5znow replace it with “black people” and see how you’re a racist.
lives in austin texas which is 47 percent white but has never seen "that many white people before" quit with the grifting my guy
that doesn't mean he is in areas that are 90% white.... the area he is in can be 20% white so seeing more than that is weird to him.
@@anchovie_pizzaQuit defending him. He is just saying that because he is with a black person and trying to be funny.
It's crazy that this guy is a millionaire. Zero fucks given about money and possessions. He's on another level.
Asmon is just the typical antisocial person, a little too relatable though 😅
Antisocial is a synonym for sociopath, not introvert or SAD 🤓
@@Foeisudhxj by anychance is the correct term is A-social instead of anti-social ?
@@Arasaka.Employee asocial does mean to avoid social scenarios, but it also means to be inconsiderate to people as well.
Thanks for the info brother!
Definitely not antisocial, bozo. You don't know the meaning of the word , obviously.
Feeling uncomfortable about your own skin colour isn't a rational feeling, just saying.
I think its because he is from a low income neighbourhood that is very diverse so he genuinely isnt used of seeing too many white people in one place XD
Like Asmon said, he doesn’t live in a crack house, but a crack home.
driver genuinely laughs his ass off, girl in the back giggles and the dude in the back gives no response on what asmon says
He looks so strange outside and without the headphones on
alright folks, whos gonna tell him?
Asmon thinks kids are gnomes and dwarves 😂
Cyr's thinking: wait, did I hide the cocaine properly??
Asmon does the best thing in the world just staying at home xD
When you realize the vast majority of America is white
Not for much longer 😈
@@makefoxhoundgreatagain842 minorities better stop killing each other first
@@makefoxhoundgreatagain842 nah non whites abort themselves more than birth so it's going to even out eventually.
Majority, yes. Vast, no.
And not for long.
@@maskassmario321 Nah Black people abort themselves more than birth, Latinos even out eventually statistically. Just stop illegal immigration.
I like how Asmon needs either a hermit shack or a space with a bit of diversity to make him feel comfortable 😂
Those are the same thing 😅
@@sethbishop6890 That doesn’t even make sense as a joke do you know what the word hermit means?
@@directionalsyndrome yes and I know it doesn't work perfectly but the hermits are themselves are a very diverse people and I think we should celebrate them. For a month.
@@sethbishop6890 what would their flag look like?
Semms like he hates his own skin color for no reason.
this is like a family picking up their elderly grandma from the nursing home and they are taking her out for a nice day and getting her ice cream and other tasty treats.
The rare instance when he leaves his nest and goes into the sun light.
Asmongold has clearly never been to sweden.
Or anywhere apparently
I can’t even begin to imagine being locked in a car with asmongold, like at least crack a window or 4 😭
Imagine trying to convince somebody who doesn't know Asmongold that he is actually a millionaire and not a homeless person
Homie got white guilt... how you nervous around people your own skin color 😂
Imagine caring about color in 2024 🤡🤡😂😂😂
Ever been to jail?
Asmon opening up that NPC dialogue
First time I’ve ever seen home out that room
I feel uncomfortable seeing him in public. At least keep 2000 feet away from schools.
What why that
He is literally outside his room right now.
Outside of his room is an easy feat, bro makes $2 steaks in his kitchen...
Now off of his own property is a mission and a half, as we know he does his tree house vlogs but we never see a park vlog.
I love asmon honestly. Hes just so honest its endearing
Asmon is chronically online for sure
nick and asmon=gold
Sometimes I look at some of these streamers and genuinely start feeling bad about them like just look at this guy, there is no way any female in the world finds him attractive and then I remember that they make 6 figures sitting at home playing video games
asmongold really said "😔"
Casual racism
Dude in the glasses looks like he is rethinking his entire existence
Air quality in that car dropped 80%
I mean you gotta be somewhere 🤷
People respect this freak too.
What a great generation of heroes you have kids.
POV - your mom calls you to come downstairs when people are visiting
If i had everything i needed at home id probably never go outside either.
what he was feeling is shame. he's around good upstanding folks and he's walking around looking homeless
Uhm but he probably has enough money to buy your family.. so i don't think he was feeling shame kid😅
@@sweetweedpotthead4204 having money doesn’t mean your immune to feeling shame.
@@davidm5966 unnecessary bro
@@sweetweedpotthead4204 get a job bum
Lol do you honestly he feels shame at all about how he dresses? Obviously you know nothing about asmon
imagine if he said this about any other race of people. reporting for racism! :)
sjw snowflake LOL
For real asmons humbleness is truly something else. He barely even talks about it. Ive only ever seen 1 video of him explaining why he has millions but lives like he has 20 bucks . I admire the hell outta that
There are still good people out there, feeding this poor homeless uncle.
It's weird that he not only fixates on race, but feels uncomfortable with his own race.
100%
I feel him tho. White people just have this terrible vibe to be around. Especially older ones. There is no proof in this but they are very stand offish and judgmental. It’s within the white American culture to do so. I say this as a white man myself. When you go out to eat and see a bunch of black people, they usually mind their own business and or are having too much fun themselves to even bother with what you are doing. Go to a white establishment, different vibe. Everyone is quiet, staring at you, you make any sort of enjoyment noice or expression and you hear scoffs. It’s just a vibe. Again no science behind it, just a vibe. Hopefully the gen z and gen a whites will be much better with breaking down that vibe.
@@vexial97weird asf
@@Dylpoonuun shit got deleted bruh what did I say
I think it has something to do with how he obviously does not feel comfortable in his own white skin. He's a physically weak, pale shut-in. He's projecting.
Anyone thinking what I am thinking? No one? 😐
You had better hope it stays that way dear Asmond.
“Jew doesn’t like whites”
*shocking*
Jew?
the saddest thing is people who found it funny. What a sad life.
"I never seen so many wypipo in one place." Just sh-ot this guy already.
Cyr in his own world having a mc moment
Asmon is so homeless he doesn’t identify as white he identifies as homeless
he identifies as anything as long he can get that YT/Twitch money flowing, he is like flag on windy day.
Cyr needs a hug
Asmon is the spirit animal of the life I wish I had, bliss.
why is he talking about white people in a negative way?
Because he's code switching while talking to a black guy
he is from a diverse area.
Yooo. I want that otk jacket.
lil Asmon just learned of Mcdonalds
Never break character.
Asmon lives the dream most men desire.
holy shit the word "man" lost its meaning hasn't it? playing vidya games and drinking sodie pop all day isn't what a man desires...
@@kirihara147 oh it definitely is. Drinking a beer and watching the footy/playing video games/a movie is what all men desire after a long day. Never met a man who didn't enjoy these things. Just replace video games with a hobby or a sport, and it's 100% of men.
Like all Wj3w wh1te people hater, so cute, so original.
@@kirihara147 Hes a successful streamer and business man doing what he loves, setting his own hours and getting almost any woman he wants.
Don't be rude. con graduate this man. then grind your own success
@@traviscue2099After a long day. Doing that same shit 100% of the time will just make you depressive/lethargic. Screw all the money if you're not spending it in meaningful ways. He's playing the same trash games he always did and eating the same shitty junkfood whiling away his youth in that seedy, grimy attick of his. I'm no millionare but my life is at least 100 times more interesting and fullfiling than his lol.
It's more weird that he noticed
man you people should never leave USA then or it will be weird for you... i cant understand muricans and everything with you is about skin color.
Bro acts like a castaway thats been stranded for years
Just a " inside " human
Say he said black people, how does that make you feel?
Charlie?
You would never guess when you look at Asmongold that he has a master's in taxation, used to work for the IRS, and is a millionaire.
Isn't that the dude that said after not showering for a few weeks, your skin starts to clean itself?
Not sure why people being white makes you uncomfortable. This kind of casual racism is common but I think we need to be more conscious about how we enable this nonsense.
lmao you’re calling a white guy racist for saying a lot of white people make him uncomfortable. silly ass
We have been brainwashed by Government schools to hate ourselves. it's part of operation mockingbird to make the American people docile and inert over decades of media and school material. .
I respect that Zack knows the value of money; people in his position would be buying 100,000 $$ watches and shit xD
you imply he dosnt do that off camera, how naive you people are is amazing.
God's game of life. EVERY possible game you can imagine, rolled into one SOUL experience.
Asmon feels uncomfortable in any social environment.
how does that make anyone uncomfortable
Depends on where you went to school
They live in Austin. Super culturally mixed place. It's odd for a place to not have a good mix of Mexican, Black, and White people, basically anywhere in Austin.
Cause it depends on state, and city/town. Like Cali for example, depends where you're at, you might see more white people than other ethnicities. If you live the valley in Cali, you'll most likely see a mix of many(at least from my experience)
@@TNTspaz reverse it
@@soksocks reverse the roles
Haha asmon is the best lol. "I went outside for the first time and I've never seen so many white people in one place before.. then I remembered I'm in Texas lol" he's the least Texas guy in Texas including all of Austin Texas 🤣💀 much love asmon! 💯❤️
He's in America. A Majority white country. It's disgusting he would even say this seriously.