ASMR - Bartender Roleplay

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  • Опубліковано 23 бер 2017
  • It might only be his first day on the job, but this hip young bartender is going to try his absolut* hardest to mix you a drink. I mean, how hard can it be, right?
    (*Absolut is a type of vodka.)
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    What is ASMR?
    Autonomous sensory meridian response - or ASMR - is a tingly experience characterised by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine, precipitating relaxation.
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  • @navyblue8621
    @navyblue8621 7 років тому +40

    Also, that looks remarkably like what my mother used to do with my hair when I was a toddler.

  • @danjynxyourbobbies8024
    @danjynxyourbobbies8024 7 років тому +78

    I love it becuase you said he is young and hip and you are correct because i can tell he is young and hip because he has tied his hair up in a bun which is young and hip this is how i know you were telling no lies when you said that this bar tender is in fact...young and hip.

  • @theTomisNow
    @theTomisNow 7 років тому +41

    This is actually how long it takes to get served on Saturday nights in the US

  • @PHart1291
    @PHart1291 7 років тому +21

    Would be cool to see a video as a bartender where you like explain what all the different types of beers and ciders are. I've got no idea about different types of beers, ales etc and think this would be interesting and relaxing to hear about.
    That's assuming you actually know you're stuff about that. You gave the impression you did but that could just be good acting of the role on your part.

  • @settledsea
    @settledsea 7 років тому +16

    Just what I need, a Baileys and a nap.

    • @william2918
      @william2918 7 років тому +1

      settledownc all you need in life.

  • @marys7117
    @marys7117 7 років тому +16

    Yesssss. Can't wait to watch this. Honestly your uploads have been the best part of my week.

  • @erinrichards89
    @erinrichards89 7 років тому +2

    Love your work. Another gem. Keep it up!

  • @mollyazmr
    @mollyazmr 7 років тому +2

    i couldnt help but laugh when the video started; think it was the hair that got me. Great video as usual ;)

  • @stephaniegenito
    @stephaniegenito 7 років тому +1

    This is hilarious AND relaxing ... this made my day!

  • @fatbastardbeats
    @fatbastardbeats 7 років тому +6

    If this isn't the most British video on UA-cam I don't know what is

    • @vermillion9100
      @vermillion9100 6 років тому +1

      any memeulous video is the most british.

  • @harrywilliams3417
    @harrywilliams3417 7 років тому +1

    I've never laughed so much listening to Asmr haha... can't wait to go through your back catalogue

  • @navyblue8621
    @navyblue8621 7 років тому +1

    You got to 3k subs while I wasn't looking! Yay!

  • @aidenmarsden1765
    @aidenmarsden1765 6 років тому

    Love the New Order T-Shirt

  • @abrahamjohnson518
    @abrahamjohnson518 7 років тому

    Excellent as always my good sir.

  • @morimop
    @morimop 5 років тому

    Great t-shirt. New Order 👍🏻

  • @elgoodo5
    @elgoodo5 7 років тому +1

    Now every time i am buying wine at the grocery store I hear your voice in my head saying "we've got a tempranillo, and a malbec, and a cabernet sauvignon, and a merlot..."

  • @locolikeluca1895
    @locolikeluca1895 3 роки тому

    you can tell hes a mouth breather

  • @Alex-jz5yw
    @Alex-jz5yw 7 років тому +25

    Man, maybe I will be drinking age by the time you've made up your mind

  • @vincep4478
    @vincep4478 3 роки тому

    During my Navy days, I had an app. Put in all the random crap we had. It gave drinks, including things we could make with a few more ingredients

  • @loloayala1776
    @loloayala1776 7 років тому

    Just when I think you couldn't possibly be more perfect, you show up with Sunny D!

  • @julierobins
    @julierobins 7 років тому +1

    omg you slay me....please know I caught every jib and jab.. omg. Best was ROSE'..its not a house wine but its pink. Vermouth for Long Island Ice Tea (instead of Triple Sec lol?) I'm dying!!! My cheeks hurt!! XOXOXOX

  • @Icareaboutyourapple
    @Icareaboutyourapple 7 років тому

    New order tho. sick shirt :)

  • @fuckinwotm8ytb568
    @fuckinwotm8ytb568 7 років тому +1

    bloody legend m8 when i heard u say gin and juice 😂👌🔥🔥

  • @emiliahalstead49
    @emiliahalstead49 7 років тому +8

    It's like the Danny Bhoy comedy routine! "Everyone's always got mixers but no one's ever got the liquor that's supposed to go WITH the mixers. So eventually people are calling out options, trying to be a bartender, 'What about....gin and chocolate milk? Gin and chocolate milk? Anyone?'" :) That's for another soothing giggle-fest!

  • @TheThanatosian
    @TheThanatosian 7 років тому +5

    0:08 Oh hi mark.

    • @runthejudes
      @runthejudes 7 років тому

      TheThanatosian Brilliant reference.

  • @TheShadowwarrior29
    @TheShadowwarrior29 7 років тому +5

    Damn, Jimmy Neutron grew up fast AND he's doing ASMR!?!? Now Thats a brain blast. 😂😂

  • @clydeyello
    @clydeyello 7 років тому +2

    Recommending me a chocolate porter? Ah, a man after my own heart!

  • @mudgie0205
    @mudgie0205 7 років тому +1

    "Absolut* hardest" - great pun 😂

  • @jessi330
    @jessi330 6 років тому

    triple sec ... what's that? hehehe loved this video.

  • @kseniai9000
    @kseniai9000 7 років тому

    a m a z i n g! 💖

  • @David-tf7dv
    @David-tf7dv 6 років тому

    awesome

  • @brxkenii4057
    @brxkenii4057 4 роки тому

    Finally you said champagne

  • @carterlance7554
    @carterlance7554 7 років тому +4

    I don't know if you watch doctor who but you should totally do a role play as Matt smith

    • @AnEnglishmanWhispers
      @AnEnglishmanWhispers  7 років тому +9

      Well, funny you should mention it ... I'm hoping to do some kind of Doctor Who roleplay in the future. Just as soon as my green screen ... I mean, tardis turns up.

    • @carterlance7554
      @carterlance7554 7 років тому +1

      ASMR English Whispers oh he'll yes!

    • @555droid6
      @555droid6 6 років тому

      ASMR English Whispers why no video in a while?

  • @grantrucker6897
    @grantrucker6897 7 років тому

    I'll just have one. 3hrs later... blackout on a park bench

  • @davidbueres4580
    @davidbueres4580 7 років тому

    The Brazilian "Cachaça" is one type of vodka. (looks like vodka when you drink.)

  • @pisquenta
    @pisquenta 3 роки тому

    It's funny how different this is from my country. Here you just come up to a bar, nobody asks for your age or ID, everything stinks of urine and alcohol, there's 10 types of beer, vodka, whiskey (both horrible brands), there's cachaça and that's about it. Oh if you're willing to lose a kidney and one eyeball you can actually buy gin

  • @belladonna442
    @belladonna442 7 років тому +5

    nigga took 20 minutes to serve ma gin and juice wrong. Then charged 25 pound. XD

  • @cavemanproductions8284
    @cavemanproductions8284 7 років тому +1

    5 year old : "yeah mate i like to drink, you got any milk ank cookies? "

  • @tadghgibson273
    @tadghgibson273 6 років тому

    I don't know what that is... liquor thing... sounds very knowledgeable in the subject

  • @frankboucherwitz6133
    @frankboucherwitz6133 7 років тому +2

    Nice T-Shirt... I miss your humour, hope you make more vids soon

  • @jtnw3627
    @jtnw3627 7 років тому +3

    You could have made a screw driver haha, vodka-sunny D.. 1/2 ratio

  • @jtnw3627
    @jtnw3627 7 років тому

    Can you upload a video of water spraying? :)

    • @AnEnglishmanWhispers
      @AnEnglishmanWhispers  7 років тому +2

      I'll certainly add it to my list of "things to include in possible future video ideas", yeah!

  • @kriismuss
    @kriismuss 6 років тому

    Can you actually say "Wet cider" to a sweet cider? :D

  • @ReallyTwistedHumor
    @ReallyTwistedHumor 7 років тому

    "Hot Toddy" oh wow they're actually a real thing, I just thought that was something my insane Scottish Granddad came up with

    • @AviTheEnby
      @AviTheEnby 7 років тому

      Studio Gible I love hot toddys so much

  • @suffixasmr3362
    @suffixasmr3362 7 років тому

    Why do you remind me of a mix between Steven Spielberg and Hugh Grant??

  • @jeppep95
    @jeppep95 7 років тому

    lol I thought the label on the whiskey actually said ASMR

  • @mudgie0205
    @mudgie0205 7 років тому

    Your intro tune reminds me of an elevator bell

  • @Smokeless1167
    @Smokeless1167 5 років тому +2

    £25 for a gin&juice?! Must be the NHS coverage that makes everything expensive.

  • @suchmuse
    @suchmuse 7 років тому +3

    Can I get a bee-
    *zZZzZzZzZZZzzzZ*

  • @TreyLuvzU
    @TreyLuvzU 7 років тому +2

    I'm only 7 so its all good 👌✌️

  • @Icareaboutyourapple
    @Icareaboutyourapple 7 років тому +3

    credit cards are not valid forms of ID

  • @loafheader
    @loafheader 7 років тому +1

    no you can be 16 to open a bank account

    • @harryboa6946
      @harryboa6946 4 роки тому

      Conan Devlin that was the joke zoomer

  • @jonwainy
    @jonwainy 7 років тому +2

    Half a wet cider please mate.

  • @torriem1653
    @torriem1653 7 років тому

    Ugh, this is cute.

  • @aveuch
    @aveuch 7 років тому

    I would be a lot more inclined to like this video if you had a fully stocked bar. Not having things takes me out of the zone.
    I would have been thoroughly happy with SunnyD on ice.

  • @rachv6764
    @rachv6764 7 років тому

    so you don't have any Jameson, you don't have any Mascato, you don't have any Midouri, no tequila aaaand the only Vodka you have, I've never heard of? I'll just have water.