ASMR - Gentlemen's Shave
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- Опубліковано 2 бер 2017
- My, what a lovely big beard you have! Why don't you just sit down in this comfortable chair and let Martin the barber take care of you. Just a bit of a trim, you say? I'm sure he can do that ...
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What is ASMR?
Autonomous sensory meridian response - or ASMR - is a tingly experience characterised by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine, precipitating relaxation. - Розваги
This like if Harry Potter never moved out of that little room under the stairs and just got a job.
Thoroughly enjoyed this buddy. You have such an amazing and interesting voice and cadence. Very humorous and enormously relaxing :) I must apologies is taking so long to finally check our your channel!
Cheers mate! Really glad you liked it. Have been enjoying your channel too!
You know, I find very amusing the way you talk and express yourself, your mannerisms and humor, the general vibe you give.
I imagine you as the protagonist of an indie movie. You live in a quaint flat in Camden, nice but not too nice. I mean, you have a huge bookcase and one of those old bathtubs that look cool but don´t seem too practical. You used to love this flat, but now it just reminds you of her. Yes, her, we meet her through a series of cheesy flashbacks and how you both met in a bar near Piccadilly, how over the years you fell madly in love but your procrastination and lack of dedication to the relationship made you fall apart. She was the biggest fan of your photography but couldn't stand watching you waste all your time at home wondering what could've been if you had gotten that scholarship to the London university of arts. Ah yes, I forgot to mention in this imaginary film you are an amateur photographer, but we'll get back to that later. She eventually left you and you were destroyed, left even more depressed and broken hearted. As I was saying, in this indie movie you are an amateur photographer, you prefer the grunge and look of film over digital, and we get a lot of shots during the film of you wandering on your bicycle in Camden, stopping only to take pictures of old couples having a cup of tea, or a picturesque scene of a homeless man receiving a tenner.
Back to the main plot of the film, one day whilst wandering in Hyde Park, you see the most beautiful woman sitting on a bench, reading a book. She is beautiful, not like a model, but in a cute and perky way (I would cast Kiera Knightley) , and you can tell she has a snappy attitude but with a happy tone, just by the way she smiles when you notice you're taking a picture of her. You try to bike away but you here her yell: "Do you always take pictures of girls you see at the park?" It's awkward but you feel obligated to go over and talk to her, and you strike up a conversation and get her number. Through another cheesy sequence we see time pass by and things start to go well for you, but you're falling in love again and you fear love after what happened to you last time. You ignore those feelings as much as you can, and you are happy once more, you start to forget the pain and live a nice few months in the quaint Camden flat you now share with this new girl. Until one day, she confesses something to you, this girl is Death, one of the many messengers sent by the Grim Reaper himself, to make your passing a less sad one. You don't believe her at first and try to ignore her as much as you can for the following days but you can't escape death, and every day that passes it becomes more obvious to you that, for the first time in a long time, when you met her, you were happy again, and if you end it with her, it would be back to the same sad routine as before. So after a third act of epiphany and finding yourself with the messenger of Death, you realize, how bad can it be on the other side. You close your eyes, you rest. Fin.
Alejandro Martinez
Gonna be honest with you, I went through 3 stages during the read:
1. Until the mentioning of the love story I thought "Yes, this might be interesting"
2. The whole meeting Keira Knightley blabla I thought "for fucks sake, this is your average quirky hollywood shit, claiming to be soo original and "indie""
3. the last part caught me with surprise and I thought "oh damn, the loveydovey stuff was just a huge red hering!"
so, in the end: nice idea, and although the end is quite a surprise, it's also not very original. but on the other hand, death itself isn't very original either (you know, cause it happens to everyone at some point), so it might work on a weird ironic level.
^^
Alejandro Martinez I can't wait to see his response to your very in depth and thought out movie plot. While I think I would enjoy the film you described I'm afraid I will no longer have to see the film, as you described it so well. The entire movie has now been played out in my mind.
Um ... wow. Thanks for this, Alejandro. I was about to say "maybe you have a little too much time on your hands" but that's coming from a man who just spent 22 minutes pretending to shave Santa Claus, so I can't really talk, can I?
ASMR English Whispers ohhhh it was supposed to be santa. I get it now. I'm slow.
ASMR English Whispers I really do have too much time on my hands though. The thing is I've written down these short stories all over the internet but never really sat down and finished one. Maybe this time will be different, if I actually do something with this idea i'll have your video and your personality to thank for my inspiration.
Love the humor in your videos! so glad i found your channel, love the work
Thanks Adam! Appreciate it.
Your channel is absolutely delightful. The sense of humor matched with the ramble style ASMR is simply superb!
cheers Cameron!
ASMR English Whispers no problem mate xD
I've only recently found your channel and i am loving your videos. Your voice is soothing but you also make me laugh. really enjoying your content. thanks so much. subbed! ☺
Thanks Alex. Appreciate it!
Your stuff is genius. I don't think ASMR has ever made me laugh out loud before, nevermind this much
Cheers!!
I'm reminded of Family Guy's portrayal of Hugh Grant
"Oh dear. I seem to be so charmingly befuddled."
The way you articulate your words is so beautiful and relaxing. You are magical :) Thank you sir! -Claire
Thank YOU Claire.
This is great and funny at the same time, i really love those videos keep it up!
LOL GOOD JOB WITH THE SANTA REFERENCE
Happy Little Cloud "you only work one day a year!?"
Cheers!
ASMR English Whispers cheers luv the calvary's here ?
If barbers were like this, they would be scarier than dentists. Enjoyed the vid man.
Cheers!
the comb at 7:20 was awesome
I absolutely love how akward you're performance is. In a good way of course
Batygame CZ like "yeah yeah...i got this. i got that certificate... yeah."
Thanks!
😂🤣😆 there was no asmr at all, I couldn't stop laughing.
You made my day! 😁
I enjoyed this soo much
Goood
I love your sense of humor. lol
Thanks!
my name is Martin........and i'll be your......barber.........today.........
i love these videos
Cheers, doge m8
I always just want to cry when someone offers me a drink in a asmr video then doesn't get me one. Especially in barber videos
Kyle Martin I know right? Don't flaunt alcohol to me if I can't have it!
you manage to make the "shady, doesnt know what hes doing" type oddly endearing
its the same with all the vids of yours ive seen
14:20
when you see yourself in the morning ( no insult, this video was amazing c: )
With your accent and look and along with the barber shop role play, couldn’t help but think of Sweeney Todd
your glasses are so cool
thanks m8
....various implements. That got me laughing. Thank you.
Oh I Love this~ ♥
Thanks!
Safe to say I have never been offered a beer or a bottle of wine at my barbers XD
Since you keep bringing up drinks during your videos, could you consider a Drink shop/Barkeep video?
A Person who is on the Internet But then only offer salt and spices, so we'd get extremely thirsty :D
That's a very good idea.
Gotta love those English accents. Superb Tingles.
I was expecting that I was going to be a sasquatch in this roleplay, but Santa Claus works just as well.
:)
cheers! I'm American, but cheers! :D
Aaaa Ryan Reynolds brother 😁! Loving your videos!! I didn't realise I was a man until now 😯 I'm a little freaked out lol. I love your glasses by the way 😍 xx
Thanks! :)
0:15
"Oh hello there"
*beep* please recharge headset
Me: (profanity that i would rather not spell out)
I didn't know that James Veitch did ASMR.
GJ Keep it rolling
Is it just me, or does he look like John Lennon?
Zoyo890 I can a similarity
I can also a similarity
True
Zoyo890 thats racist not all brits look the same lol
I'll go for the beer thanks
Oh great, I came in looking like Santa from Lapland and now I look like that game store clerk. Please don't shred the business out of my face with your shaving.
My sincerest apologies Alex. :)
My cats belly IS matted!
!!
😂😂
oh my God! My God, your HAIR! It is soooooo good. I really want to take you on a date. 😀
ha ha. Thanks
ASMR English Whispers and, you know, I really do appreciate your way. 😊 you are so gentle 😊 thank you 😊
For some reason I really want you to do a doctor who role play as Matt Smith.
you look like howard from the big bang theory
You are the first person to tell me that!
The floof is getting out of control. ^_^
Mate what's next on the menu
very nice. A little sweeney todd at first. but great after that...
Ed ok now I NEED a sweeney todd rp
OMG HARRY POTTER!
Hi... my names... Martin, and I’ll be your... BARber
Cocktail? Hmmmmmmm yes. Green Russians. Yes, that will do it.
Pmslol sweaty neck, what did you do to Santa?!!
I got it! Young Peter Stormare!
Santa?? LOL
thats how we roll [at this barber shop]
a tiny wine would be fine
yo that clip was fire incorporate more of that
You look like john Lennon with a cold
lol
I don't find this video to be particularly relaxing. Your awkward character makes me too uneasy to relax. That being said, you have a pleasant voice.