I beg your finest pardon! You are quite a handsome man, River! You look like Jude Law's cousin. Yes, sir. UA-cam just randomly recommended your old videos. 😂
Not a single cut. Brilliant. Beyond just enjoying the video, I'm blown away by this performance. 16 minutes uncut, and I was transported. Thank you. Keep up the amazing work. Made my night.
This right here, is high quality acting, im def not exaggerating when i say this was the best acting i ever seen on a ASMR video, very well spoken, perfect choice of tone and words, everything perfectly packed and delivered
‘Quintessence of a gentleman’ is such a deliciously evocative phrase. I love not only your delivery but your use of language in this. A real pleasure to listen and re-listen to.
Yea fam I'm mad cuz bad it's not because Fortnite is a wholly uninteresting game and doesn't deserve half the playerbase it managed a accumulate for some mind boggling fucking reason. Maybe humanity just needs a fucking reset if we can't stop talking about a game as *shit* as this one.
Coming into this vid totally blind, i was really getting into the whole situation and then, when you whipped out The Red heels.... lol after looking at your channel it all made sense. Great video. Thank you.
Totally agree with Nyla. You remind me very much of Jude Law. Can I also say Thank you for your dedication. Every day I get a notification you have uploaded and it’s always something new a different. So thank you xx
“I know you wanted something for the weekend” “And what do you like for breakfast?” Haha, brilliant! Loved the video and subscribed in seconds. Thanks :)
Unscripted improv - brilliant! I like the volume level of your voice. Whispering ASMR videos seem to be getting more extreme, so barely audible that, for me, they're annoying. Thank you for your unique style, welcome alternative from predictable and formulaic ASMR vids. (Love the delicioius pencil scratching, too.)
I come from the future year of 2019. I am watching this on my smartphone, and there is a feature on UA-cam where when you are browsing through your recommended tab the video you are looking at will begin to play if you look at it long enough. Point is that the transition from thumbnail to the video was so fluid that it caught me off guard for a moment.
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Wow this popped into my feed in 2024 and I’m blown away seeing River like this! ❤️❤️
I rather like this version of River!
Jude Law's softer cousin, Jude Anarchy
What an anarchist
He, the quintessence of Anarchy, jud(e)ges his own kinsman
Lol
Jude Order
loool
This is the River I started following!! What a fabulous metamorphosis, the butterfly is magnificent!
you hear that guys? a gentleman of MY caliber and standing
Toxically Masculine XD
Hehehehe.
You're so silly. River meant ME!
i feel so gentlemanly
Hat's off to you good sir!
"And how are you feeling today"
Me:I want to die
"Likewise"
oh shid it's prince charming from Shrek
God 2...LMAO
LMAO 🤣
Twizms 😂😂
Big mood
WOW..can’t believe the voice.
I beg your finest pardon! You are quite a handsome man, River! You look like Jude Law's cousin. Yes, sir. UA-cam just randomly recommended your old videos. 😂
This dude could easily talk me into anything
Even into a timeshare plan??
@@bananaz572171 of course
@@reyligarcia4072 That's.. that's too much! A timeshare, of all things. Murder is fine, but not a timeshare.
@@bananaz572171 I’d give this man my social security number.
I would go gay and male for this!!
If you're not a professional actor then you should be.
@@chrisredig1381 jesus christ
@@Cristian-wz9wq was confused too. I guess he's talking about the commenters profile pic since it's red around the mouth
He's talking in a noble british accent
Reminds me abit of jude law
His face look familiar
River: Strong tendons
Me: *feels proud of myself for some reason*
Well now im even more proud, same to you obviously!
Your voice is like fine marble.
papele papelle
His voice is responsible for 100% of fine marble deaths each year ?
Well said
I’m not particularly attracted to men, but I can definitely tell when a man is attractive and you sir are one attractive man
well i am and yes
Sergio Warnington no homo tho
same bro not even gay
No homo
'not particularly' is an interesting use of phrase
Wow can’t believe this video is over 4 years old. Definitely a classic love your videos
Sometimes the simple english language spoken with the right amount of british accent is really asmr inducing. Bravo.
Not a single cut. Brilliant. Beyond just enjoying the video, I'm blown away by this performance. 16 minutes uncut, and I was transported. Thank you. Keep up the amazing work. Made my night.
You look like a high elf from Skyrim.
Yuuki Kuran holy shit your right add the sharp ears and cat eyes and it'd be spot on that's crazy
IT'S A THALMOR, KILL IT!
Appreciate the likes guys cheers
Ryan Utterback "its general tulius and the milatary governor and it looks like the thalmor are with them"
Omg yes!, I always used high elf because I like to think they would be betray the thalmore but... there's no mod to make that scene. :/
This dudes voice is like hearing velvet.
Yes !
This right here, is high quality acting, im def not exaggerating when i say this was the best acting i ever seen on a ASMR video, very well spoken, perfect choice of tone and words, everything perfectly packed and delivered
Damn, I ain't even gay but "and what do you like for breakfast" got me good
@@Urmom-mm4xu Deus Vult, heretic, FOR THE POPE!
@@Urmom-mm4xu fuck I'm gay too
Saim Naeem no you aren’t
@@notthatguypal14 yeah I'm afraid I am
Saim Naeem If you are then that’s totally fine. Just be yourself and don’t let anyone else make you depressed with mean comments
i crack up a bit each time he says "especially a gentleman of your caliber standing" yep, i'm a half naked, pot smoking, bum.
The Depressionplug: Same here - heehee!! 😂
A half-naked, pot smoking *gentleman* bum!
TY for this archival material. ❤
River is stunningly beautiful!
“and what would you like for breakfast” i’m in love with you already
What the fuck???
Dude I’m so hungry
I wish people were truly as intelligent and charismatic in person as this here character.
I'm going to be the next Hokage!
amen
Madara Uchiha Some are.
Isn't it a treat when you meet them?
You're a basic weaboo try looking in the mirror love~~
Madara Uchiha u should be hokage
Fabulous, River!
Wow can't believe the algorithm just recommend this in 2023. Fab blast from the past!
Here in 2024 😂
Charisma level is over the charts amazing. Also the accent is soooo nice
This end conversation was the sweetest thing I heard in a long time. How could you stay so calm, I almost had a heat stroke
Me, a female: "I AM A GENTLEMAN OF CALIBRE AND STANDING"
He said that in the video the exact second I read your comment
@@happilyeverafterhanna Me toooo! What is this magic? 🤔
When you a librarian, but the shoe game is life!
I can’t express how professional and high quality this ASMR is. Instantly subscribed.
He pulled out the stripper heels and I died laughing
• Gecko • holy hell ikr?! I was like "wtf is happening here??"
I can’t believe you could stay awake until that point!
• Gecko • innit
"Back over your head" killed me inside.
Pee Bath damn, chill.
If this dude decided to become an actor, he'd have a major role in some film or TV show in about 15 minutes.
“And what do you like for breakfast” had me. LMAO.
You're the yin to FredsVoice's "Rude English Gentleman" character's yang
Kamatra yes. Someone said it
perfect comment
Kamatra A+ for that description
Funny. I found this channel through Fredsvoice
They should do ASMR together
That jawline can cut my heart in two, sweet Jesus
Omg he is so handsome plus he's sweet British accent is going to melt my computer.
Love his sense of humor. He is crazy cute!
If Jude Law and Lucius Malfoy had a baby, it would be you.
That Jude Law comparison was impeccable chap.
YASS
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIGHTTTTTTT
Watson The Wizard. 🌹
Within the first 2 seconds, i just knew...this asmr video was gonna be good
Ye haha
Well, this took an unexpected turn! LOL! Well done.
Fuck off T Bag
PJ Braun idiot
@@drivernephi170 t-bag as in theodore bagwell?😂 lmao
dean winchester yeah
@@drivernephi170 love t-bag. One of my fav characters from pb ❤❤
"Thalmor elves aren't real they can't hurt you"
Thalmor elves:
BRUH IKR
I don't know why I was getting a little Skyrim vibes too haha
*Playing Skyrim while listening to this. Hahaha
Oh god he even sounds like one
What an ethereal, graceful human being! Like a modern lotr elf xD
Blimington Bear
He is beautiful indeed
Like if Jude Law and Legolas fused into one.
yeah!! xD
like a thalmor agent, damn elves
Does LOTR mean land of the rappers?
This is perhaps the most charming asmr video I've ever seen
‘Quintessence of a gentleman’ is such a deliciously evocative phrase. I love not only your delivery but your use of language in this. A real pleasure to listen and re-listen to.
This is the pinnacle of youtube algorithm recommendations, everything I like all somehow ended up in one video lol!
"Whether they're on the ground, or back over your head..." Love it. Dress for the job you want, right?
Damn, I got a date AND a promise of a good night within the last 15 seconds?! INCREDIBLE
You could cut diamonds with that jawline
15:57 -
Customer - "I'm a married man. Is that okay?
River - "No, that's not a problem."
unfortunately im a straight 16 year old girl, however I’ve never so desperately wanted to be a dapper gay man more than I do right now
actually it appears i’m bisexual so i guess we’re getting somewhat closer!!!
what a turn of events
G R I’m ur first subscriber 😂
*chokes on laughter*
Yea right 16 straight... Yea right... When the closet opening!!?
this video made me gay
i was thinking kind of the same.. he too charming
Thank god i aint the only one.
Jaime Duende
Same😓
😂😂
Is he gay ?
I absolutely adore the way you talk and choose your words, it’s so mesmerising yet so relaxing at the same time! Also, your accent is a godsend
River you are gorgeous
Arranging a first date while at work and asking what he likes for breakfast is honestly so iconic
The secret love child of Jude Law and Tilda Swinton, and he happens to be dynamite at ASMR roleplays. Excellent work and subcribed.
Holy shit. Spot on with that mix
This is AMAZING. You're hilarious!!
River was just as entertaining and beautiful 6 years ago as River is now.
I feel like John Wick.
Or Eggsy from Kingsmen
For fucks sake can we please stop putting fortnite into every fucking thing? It's not that great of a game
Yea fam I'm mad cuz bad it's not because Fortnite is a wholly uninteresting game and doesn't deserve half the playerbase it managed a accumulate for some mind boggling fucking reason. Maybe humanity just needs a fucking reset if we can't stop talking about a game as *shit* as this one.
Autism Boi you flamed that kid into ashes 😭😭😭
THE FIFA BOSS bro cakm down swearing. like yeah fortnite's good but john wick is a film not just off of fortnite
You my good sir, have to the two things every gentelmen needs. Class, and a tape measurer. Truly you are living the high life my friend.
And of course a killer pair of heels 👠
Coming into this vid totally blind, i was really getting into the whole situation and then, when you whipped out The Red heels.... lol after looking at your channel it all made sense. Great video. Thank you.
River: I don't recommend wearing them on a day when you know there's gonna be rain
British client:
I guess you could perform a great Harry Potter villain.
Some Malfoy's relative, perhaps.
M. Accurate AF !!
M. Lol my thoughts
M. Yes!
Handsome as fuck.
OMG yes
“How absolutely dashing,” I think as I get fitted for goddamn shoes.
P!ATD?
People: "What's your biggest quality?"
Me: "Strong tendons"
*video starts*
“Hello sir.”
Me: “HOT DAMN THAT JAWLINE THO!!!”
Just stumbled upon this. WHO IS THIS ETHEREAL BEING!?
This has to be the best acted ASMR video I've ever seen, and I saw lots of them. Really well done sir!
I really like this kind of asmr where it's a bit on the loud side of asmr
Solid actor right there.
Totally agree with Nyla. You remind me very much of Jude Law. Can I also say Thank you for your dedication. Every day I get a notification you have uploaded and it’s always something new a different. So thank you xx
I thought of Jude Law when I saw that thumbnail
same :)
It's Em I was thinking more of Prince Charming from shrek 2
You're right! He does look a lot like Jude Law!!! Gawd that's the first image that popped in my head!!!
Freds Voice ASMR looks A lot like Chris Hemsworth
Elves aren't rea--...
*Watches this video*
Is River Jude Law's little brother?
RIVER, my darling fruit. ♥️ to you Louise Australia xxx
You remind me of some character out of the Elder Scrolls games
The Black Rose On The Hill definitely a high elf
Fuck the Thalmor, Skyrim belongs to the nords!
Azure my argonian destroys your nord
TheQuietKid tell your argonian to go back to the swamps, the Breton master race shall descend from high rock to rule you peasants
Azure
Skyrim would fail politically and economically without the help of the Empire, Lamecloak...
Do you get to the cloud district often??
I hated that guy. the funny thing was, he was barely ever even in the cloud district.
Oh what am I saying... of course you don’t .
Skyrim vibes
Dead
You have achieved true mastery in this comment...
Can't help but laugh when he says "Gentlemen of your caliber and standing" xD
“I know you wanted something for the weekend”
“And what do you like for breakfast?”
Haha, brilliant!
Loved the video and subscribed in seconds. Thanks :)
THIS IS WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR AHHHH!!! The accent, the voice, the atmosphere, everything is perfect!! It seems like god was listening
Could you make one with clothes or accessories?! This was great!
Who else started dying when he asked what you wanted for breakfast😂
This guy really has some insane acting skills. He must be an actor of some kind.
now I'm not gay but only a idiot would not realize that this is one damper looking man
Dapper* XD
Ryan Flatt was thinking the same thing. I'm not attracted to men, but I can recognize a good looking man when I see one.
Dapper yes thank was annoying the hell out of me thinking I spelled it wrong
Ryan Flatt you can edit comments, and I agree with you.
*dumper
Lmao "and what do you like for breakfast?" Making the moves! Really funny 😂
Well done, sir. Incredibly well done.🥰
"How do you do?"
Depressed and dealing with self-deprecation.
- "Likewise. Welcome to Meridian's."
Sounds like the place for me.
"wether their on the ground or in the back of your head they're gonna stay on" that has to be a sex joke
I didn't even think about that.
Close your eyes at 7:45, not a joke or anything, but still...
Glücklich I feel like there were a lot more in here than just that one😂
For sure but i just love how subtlety he slipped that in
Unscripted improv - brilliant! I like the volume level of your voice. Whispering ASMR videos seem to be getting more extreme, so barely audible that, for me, they're annoying. Thank you for your unique style, welcome alternative from predictable and formulaic ASMR vids. (Love the delicioius pencil scratching, too.)
I come from the future year of 2019. I am watching this on my smartphone, and there is a feature on UA-cam where when you are browsing through your recommended tab the video you are looking at will begin to play if you look at it long enough.
Point is that the transition from thumbnail to the video was so fluid that it caught me off guard for a moment.
I like to imagine the guy is wearing a full suit with the heels
When Jude Law isn’t making movies, he’s busy creating ASMR
Can u do a butler one bro. U got the perfect voice and demeanor for it.
this is the first time i’ve stayed awake long enough to see the ending and it was absolutely worth it
I dont know how I've been in the ASMR community for years and am just now discovering you but your videos are GOLD!!
Do you have the yeezy v2 for size 10.5 ?
I'm not Baloney u got some small feet
Jesus Christ RIP the weevster18 nah that’s big to me I’m size 6
@@milk-el8vq What size are you my g
@@wmdajt9074 20 in men's
@@milk-el8vq you shaq the fuck
Best plot twist I've ever seen
Fuckyourselfgoogle top ten anime twist
I may have started laughing when the Stripper Heels were brought out
So used to seeing River in a tiara and gown it was a surprise to see his beautiful boy version. Equally adorable.