UMMM... Upchurch "Most confusing WORST country song about dogs & beers I ever Amber Heard 🤯"

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  • @HubeeD
    @HubeeD 2 роки тому +101

    The part where Upchurch compared dogbeer to dagburn had me dying😂

  • @ScragsP22
    @ScragsP22 2 роки тому +82

    Her song is so ridiculous that it’s making me start to think I’m dumb the more I try to figure it out.
    Is it me or does it make no sense because she’s using the concept of dog years incorrectly? If you put your dog’s real years of life into “dog years” you multiply it by 7 right? So if she’s saying she can lie about having too many drinks because she puts them in dog beers then it just makes her alcohol consumption 7x worse than it already was. Right? Right? Am I just stupid? So if she had 12, drove home and got a DUI, it doesn’t make it better to say “well I didn’t really have 12 cause I count my drinks in dog beers”. Her dog beer number of drinks would then be 84!! I don’t even believe someone her size is drinking 12 in the first place.
    Also, just as a matter of reality….if she was in any real town USA at a local bar and acted like that shoving huge dudes they’d just laugh and pat her on the head. Let’s be real here

    • @kennethmiller3802
      @kennethmiller3802 2 роки тому +16

      I can't un-amber hear-d this song

    • @fusedsouls1833
      @fusedsouls1833 2 роки тому +13

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught this lol.

    • @CorruptedLink
      @CorruptedLink 2 роки тому +7

      I think we should also bring her mathematics teacher in the equation......lolol
      Yeah she didn't think this one through Not only did she not check to see if there was a real beer called dog beers but she just put her whole edumacation on blast..... She should have known that two dog beers was 14

    • @ryanholderman4887
      @ryanholderman4887 2 роки тому +4

      It's a liquid laxative for dogs that they drink hence dog beer. It's fucking hilarious and why is she singing about dog laxatives?!.

    • @thevances5780
      @thevances5780 2 роки тому +1

      @@kennethmiller3802 under rated comment

  • @smokethegoat52
    @smokethegoat52 2 роки тому +37

    Katie- age is just a number
    Me- yeah but so is a jail sentence

  • @TexasArmyVet
    @TexasArmyVet 2 роки тому +53

    Dude I'm all in for a country song by Simba! That shit would instantly go on repeat

  • @jesseoller7611
    @jesseoller7611 Рік тому +6

    The last part when up church said I’m go get sum to drink don’t worry it won’t be an “dog beer “ made me spit my drink out😂

  • @LynchMobSiouxzy
    @LynchMobSiouxzy 2 роки тому +39

    I didn't think Church's videos could get any better, but then Simba "challenge accepted" and made them even more hilarious! Keep it up guys!

    • @RealSimbaTv
      @RealSimbaTv  2 роки тому +11

      Glad you enjoyed it

    • @garyclarke2385
      @garyclarke2385 2 роки тому +1

      @@RealSimbaTv man, I have a feeling that doggy does something that you ain't supposed to be doing with your dog, she say something about a gutter, aghhhhhhh, it PEANUTBUTTER ! ! !

    • @jacobwood2064
      @jacobwood2064 2 роки тому

      Lmao. Very True. Both of their reactions combined makes it even funnier.

  • @seahawksfan4204
    @seahawksfan4204 Рік тому +2

    5:58 your reaction when she said age is just a number😂😂😂

  • @Muddeth63
    @Muddeth63 2 роки тому +7

    Bruh the funny thing is she’s sayin 1 “DaWg BeEr” is equal to 7 regular beers, but what everyone says is 1 human year is equal to 7 dog years, so in reality that 1 “DaWg BEer” is actually a seventh of an actual beer cuz one dog year is a seventh of a human year

  • @zackeryaaserud9188
    @zackeryaaserud9188 Рік тому +1

    The first scene reminded me of kick it in the sticks by Brantley Gilbert then he said the Brantley Gilbert line and I was like ah shit she is trying to be like him 🤣

  • @amandafield1459
    @amandafield1459 2 роки тому +8

    HAHAHA I’m dying at my desk at work. 🤣 I saw the video on Church’s page yesterday and I was waiting for you to react to it. Y’all are hilarious!! Glad to see you’re back online Simba 💕

  • @susang1107
    @susang1107 2 роки тому +2

    Someone call the ASCPA ASAP, that dog has sexual assault charges he wants to file. And he's only 9, being plied with alcohol.

  • @haleyjohnson1287
    @haleyjohnson1287 2 роки тому +1

    Not the angry beaver Simba😂😂

  • @DemonKllz
    @DemonKllz 2 роки тому +7

    Simba killing it again as usual. Thanks for the content.

  • @seretti
    @seretti 2 роки тому +14

    "She looks like an angry beaver" I can't.. omfg XD

  • @mamaalaska
    @mamaalaska 2 роки тому +6

    @SimbaTV You had it right the first time she look like an angry “beaver” that’s because she is the owner of a very angry beaver I’m pretty sure it has teeth! She sent her angry beaver pics to her mom! Her mom will never be the same again! It is never a good thing to see your daughters beaver knowing it came out of your beaver!

  • @shiroitoka8
    @shiroitoka8 Рік тому +1

    this sucks right out loud...put the beer in his bowl and get on all fours and then drink a dog beer

  • @jeremyfranks6300
    @jeremyfranks6300 Рік тому +2

    This is a horrible, if there was horrible award this song would win it Dog Beers 2023 horrible song of the year lmao

  • @wavydavy0389
    @wavydavy0389 Рік тому +1

    “Never meant to send them pics to my mom” seriously what did she send to her😂

  • @lisalynch373
    @lisalynch373 2 роки тому +3

    YES!!! I was waiting for you to react to this one. 🤣
    Love your laugh 😍🤣 I'd for sure listen to your country album! Haha

  • @amusingkiwi1981
    @amusingkiwi1981 Рік тому +2

    So if you go by dog years, 1 yr is 7yrs so in dog beers she had 14 beers?

    • @kiethveseyofficial
      @kiethveseyofficial Рік тому +2

      I'm surprised Katie’s liver is not shot by now.

    • @amusingkiwi1981
      @amusingkiwi1981 Рік тому +2

      @@kiethveseyofficial 🤣 indeed! Those dog beers have deepened her voice too...

  • @jddanzig9019
    @jddanzig9019 2 роки тому +2

    Was waiting for this one 😁😭😭😭

  • @colyntenny3592
    @colyntenny3592 2 роки тому +2

    I didn’t realize she was makin dog beers be thought of as dog years until almost the end of the video wen I watched it yesterday😂

  • @jstallionmanc
    @jstallionmanc Рік тому

    Simba your faces when in-between laughing was so friggin funny bro. You looked so confused about why,how, and wow....😂 so friggin funny. Love your vids bro . I am however finally catching up tho....Keep up the great work.

    • @jstallionmanc
      @jstallionmanc Рік тому

      And yes please do a country song bro. (If you didn't already do it) it would be epic. You and upchurch together. Oh my hell yeah call it gaaaang gaaaaang lol

  • @looneysponge
    @looneysponge 2 роки тому +4

    Do it!! Make a country album!! I’m definitely here for it! ❤

  • @lisaray3388
    @lisaray3388 2 роки тому

    After she says son of a ... Can't say it cause I love my momma.. But is that Kane Brown!! Lmao

  • @ashleybamagirl5767
    @ashleybamagirl5767 2 роки тому +1

    I've never been this early. LMAO... I've been waiting for this one. Love your content Simba!!❤

  • @duck1836
    @duck1836 2 роки тому +1

    Its ME. Its ME SimbaTvvvvvvvv BAAAAAAANNNGGGGG. Lets fkn go. thank you for that daily youtube grind

  • @KingOfThe850
    @KingOfThe850 2 роки тому +1

    I didn’t think I could laugh harder at this video than the original, but this shit got me choking on my pop tart😭😭😂😂😂

  • @cmendez3388
    @cmendez3388 2 роки тому +2

    Simba do a country album itll be on my playlist!! Keep up the great songs and content

  • @alecblackburn9831
    @alecblackburn9831 2 роки тому +2

    So basically I got that she’s a alcoholic but to make it not look so bad she counts in dog years?? I’m still kinda confused someone help my brain lol

  • @SaraSmith81
    @SaraSmith81 2 роки тому +1

    Omg Upchurch is freakin hilarious and you make it even funnier somehow. 🤣

  • @Razsor97
    @Razsor97 2 роки тому

    Brantley Gilbert has a song literally called The Worst Country Song Of All Time and it’s STILL 100x better than this

  • @MrRage-jv7kg
    @MrRage-jv7kg 2 роки тому +1

    Someone save the dog🤣🤣🤣

  • @kylewillis3715
    @kylewillis3715 2 роки тому

    I was waiting for you to drop this reaction

  • @HopeAnchors7
    @HopeAnchors7 2 роки тому +1

    She definitely thought this was a 'banger' and none of this writing makes sense. Are all those people paid or did she tell them this song she was gonna do was gonna be a hit? lol.

  • @Icy_XCV
    @Icy_XCV Рік тому

    It just clicked “in dog beers I had two” meaning she had 14 actual beers 😂*I know I’m about a year late but I just now found this 😂

  • @LizONLY
    @LizONLY 2 роки тому +1

    Ever had second hand embarrassment?? I get that for her.

  • @domination1985
    @domination1985 2 роки тому +4

    She probably should have made sure dog beers we're not a real thing already when she wrote the song because dog beer is made with either beef chicken or pork stock and malted Hawks sounds tasty doesn't it

    • @HeatherB..
      @HeatherB.. 2 роки тому

      That was exactly what I thought when I googled wtf a dog beer was. I guess it makes sense.. only the dogs are left- they're the only ones who want to drink with her! I

    • @leeprice48jj7x
      @leeprice48jj7x 2 роки тому +1

      I mean Kevin harvick had a Busch light car with a dog on it so dog beer 😂😂😂

    • @HeatherB..
      @HeatherB.. 2 роки тому +1

      @@leeprice48jj7x 🤣🙌

    • @leeprice48jj7x
      @leeprice48jj7x 2 роки тому +1

      @@HeatherB.. Most people don't remember that scheme. Fucking auto correct screwed that up the first time

    • @HeatherB..
      @HeatherB.. 2 роки тому

      @@CajunReaper95 yeah, it's dumb lol it's still already a thing though..

  • @amberfrost3653
    @amberfrost3653 2 роки тому

    Yesssssssss thank you for this gold simba 🤩🤩

  • @GRIFFINMOTORSPORTSOFFICIAL
    @GRIFFINMOTORSPORTSOFFICIAL 2 роки тому +2

    She sure knocked us over the head with the confused stick😭

    • @kyleburger8574
      @kyleburger8574 Рік тому +3

      Tbh I wish it was the forget me stick 🥴

    • @amusingkiwi1981
      @amusingkiwi1981 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 this comment is the best. Wtf is going on??

  • @jdkeith5373
    @jdkeith5373 2 роки тому

    Dog sittin there on the tailgate looking traumatized

  • @GLIMPSKII_GAMING
    @GLIMPSKII_GAMING Рік тому

    Bro I didn't even listen to the song I just went straight to the comments and laughed for a straight hour 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Petpawsitivecare
    @Petpawsitivecare 2 роки тому

    I'm more worried about allowing her around my dog now, let alone in my city. Half the time I thought she was tryin to say "dog years"... like wtf? somethin wrong with her. Don't leave her alone with your pets or you, she will make some outlandish claims with high production videos... *cringe*

  • @calleighbozeman8529
    @calleighbozeman8529 7 місяців тому

    I know what dog beers means!!! So you know how one human year is seven dog years? I think she swapped that so two "dog beers" is really 14 beers, but she reversed the 1-7 ratio and made it a 7-1 ratio whereas seven human beers equals one "dog beer".

  • @sethgreer8444
    @sethgreer8444 Рік тому

    Another thing is she gives a dog a taste of beer in the video. That's animal cruelty in some states. Bet she didn't think of that either 😂

  • @ripkristamichelle
    @ripkristamichelle 11 місяців тому

    My favorite part of this video when @RyanUpchurch says uh uh erase 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DustinChase
    @DustinChase 22 дні тому

    Even the dog is disappointed in this song.

  • @just_in88
    @just_in88 2 роки тому

    Rite when you said no comment. That pause I was itching my back wanting to comment. 😆 🦃

  • @michaelallen9122
    @michaelallen9122 2 роки тому

    Lol someone said this video makes them ashamed of owning a superduty 😂😂😂

  • @RhettLeMarr
    @RhettLeMarr 2 роки тому +3

    Simba could make a country album and in 2 days the streams would equal her entire career's worth. I mean Sesame Street has more monthly listeners than her on Spotify. You know what Simba we are here for it make it!

  • @edgejerry1300
    @edgejerry1300 2 роки тому

    I've literally cannot even remember her name been trying to the whole song and still can't.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gtfohwtlbs6543
    @gtfohwtlbs6543 2 роки тому

    Hillbilly lesbian dog beer I'm dead over here🤣🤣🤣

  • @th3paink1ller
    @th3paink1ller Рік тому +1

    Dude thank God someone had the same reaction as me when she said age is just a number

  • @Juttyet
    @Juttyet Рік тому

    That’s enough UA-cam for today 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lumberjack4152
    @lumberjack4152 2 роки тому

    Simba I'm ready for that country album to drop!

  • @MayorLeeLee
    @MayorLeeLee 2 роки тому

    Alcoholic Animal Algebra🤣🤣🤣 🐶🍻

  • @ogredneck
    @ogredneck 2 роки тому

    Brother you make my day when you get to laughing so hard. Keep up your great work and vids

  • @jessieambriole4564
    @jessieambriole4564 2 роки тому

    Holy shit 😂😂😂😂 I can’t even when you react to Katie plus Ryan it just cracks me up she just needs to go! 😂

  • @susang1107
    @susang1107 2 роки тому

    Man I've never been more optimistic about life as of late. Amber Heard letting me know I can act, her attorneys letting me know I am smart enough for law school and Katie Noel letting me know I can make music. Damn.

  • @lil_angel3662
    @lil_angel3662 8 місяців тому

    So I watched 2 in a half minutes of her wasting a whole 24 pack of beer?

  • @ThemOneFishinKids
    @ThemOneFishinKids Рік тому

    Omg Ryan Upchurch needs to do more of theses lol

  • @chaddepasquale1993
    @chaddepasquale1993 2 роки тому

    Can't wait for your country album

  • @bwells9231
    @bwells9231 2 роки тому

    Gonna keep it 💯. Been long time subscriber, but kinda spaced and forgot about u bro bro. Good stuff as always got me laughing hard af

  • @darinlankford9475
    @darinlankford9475 2 роки тому

    Angry beaver Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😂

  • @burtbrooks7731
    @burtbrooks7731 2 роки тому

    Makes no sense, we ain’t gonna get these minutes back!! Damn cuz that’s rough

  • @brandonray8409
    @brandonray8409 2 роки тому

    Who in the hell bankrolled this video ? Lol! I have yet to understand what this song means lol! That line I didn’t mean to send mom those pictures is fucked up lol

  • @robertarmstrong2323
    @robertarmstrong2323 Рік тому

    I can't even hate.. because I can't make any sense of it

  • @ashleynicole7664
    @ashleynicole7664 Рік тому

    Angry beaver 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rachelsamples2765
    @rachelsamples2765 2 роки тому

    I watched FatherSon reaction first! I had to ask them” Is this hey girl? It sounds like a dude”! What the “Hey Girl” are doing to yourself? I Damn sure know “Hey Boy” is kick ass and give a shit less about no names! WV mama loves you Simba!

  • @bluegrassberserker3088
    @bluegrassberserker3088 2 роки тому

    What in the Dagget and Norbert angry 🦫 is going on here 😆.

  • @magnetsoldiercephas331
    @magnetsoldiercephas331 Рік тому

    Simba cracking up 😂

  • @alexellingson7482
    @alexellingson7482 2 роки тому

    Angry beaver 🤣🤣🤣

  • @angelfeather7547
    @angelfeather7547 2 роки тому

    Love your laugh! HAAAaaaaaaaa!

  • @INKEDMULISHA
    @INKEDMULISHA 2 роки тому

    Simba bro your content is 🔥 my dude i think it would be sick if you lived close enough to church to have great content with you and church starting a podcast together much love much respect fam

  • @mandymorrow5473
    @mandymorrow5473 2 роки тому

    Please don't because she'll try to destroy your life, too.

  • @Kaizer357
    @Kaizer357 2 роки тому

    Yeah after listening to that song during Church’s/Simbas reactions….I’d rather listen to 30secs of toaster head talk than that song ever again.

  • @masonroper371
    @masonroper371 2 роки тому

    1:19 did y'all notice she barely splashes of beer on that dude acting all big bad and tough and splashes just a little bit of beer on him like he could have gotten a napkin and just wiped it off

  • @Nwcreekraisedredneck
    @Nwcreekraisedredneck 2 роки тому

    She wasted so much beer 🤣🤣

  • @cort6160
    @cort6160 2 роки тому +2

    I liked you and Ryan’s part of this video the rest I could live without for ever

  • @FLORIDA_MAN83
    @FLORIDA_MAN83 2 роки тому

    The fact that dog beer is really a thing is crazy lol

  • @andreabrandenburg9254
    @andreabrandenburg9254 2 роки тому

    I mean at the very BEST she is promoting being an alcoholic lmao

  • @southerndipper_tv1340
    @southerndipper_tv1340 2 роки тому

    She's trying so hard to revive a career that no longer exists

  • @rizzoflash6751
    @rizzoflash6751 2 роки тому

    This thing needs to hang up the phone because this thing is using way too many minutes.

  • @edibledoctor423
    @edibledoctor423 2 роки тому

    If wtf is Justin time can make it I know u can simba 😂💀🔥

  • @MichelleMcphine
    @MichelleMcphine 8 місяців тому

    I cant 😂

  • @ryanholderman4887
    @ryanholderman4887 2 роки тому

    Simba dude, it's drinkable laxative for dogs, helps their stomachs. Idk why she's singing about it ?! I died laughing when I found out. 🤣

  • @brianwoods231
    @brianwoods231 2 роки тому +1

    If you made a country album I'd crank that shit up all day bro 😂

  • @ThatOneGuy077
    @ThatOneGuy077 2 роки тому +1

    I'll be honest the first time I watched when upchurch reacted. Didn't realize it was Katie. Thought it was a dude with a Justin Bieber voice and man bun at the first few seconds of the song. Then I realized and went oooo much worse.

  • @SuperKyle309
    @SuperKyle309 2 роки тому +1

    The comments on her video are brutal 😆 thank me later

  • @tammyellaree6189
    @tammyellaree6189 2 роки тому

    Yeah... No..... Can't bump that in my ride 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
    She's lucky I listen to what she did with Church & Adam 😂

  • @JJTheKing532
    @JJTheKing532 Рік тому

    I cant take her seriously 😂

  • @dianakall8308
    @dianakall8308 2 роки тому

    DUDE YOU ARE FUNNY AS HELL I LOVE YOU UR THE REAL DEAL 🤝💯 WINDY CITY BLUE'S 😋😜

  • @Muddeth63
    @Muddeth63 2 роки тому

    Omg simba please make a country album!!

  • @BetterCallShannon
    @BetterCallShannon 2 роки тому

    Love you long time, me so Dag burn!!! Lmfao

  • @ripkristamichelle
    @ripkristamichelle 11 місяців тому

    I love you Church 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dessfarms6994
    @dessfarms6994 2 роки тому +2

    Simba you should totally do country album I would totally bump it even if your form the city a lot country singer are from a city

  • @reaperhunter7297
    @reaperhunter7297 2 роки тому

    This "song" is so weird. I lost so many brain cells

  • @rachaeloswalt6402
    @rachaeloswalt6402 2 місяці тому

    Edgy jojo siwa 😂😂

  • @jtinker20
    @jtinker20 2 роки тому

    her song makes no sense !im confused ......what the hell dog beer ??? simba please do a country song !!

  • @cuttin-edgevideo3528
    @cuttin-edgevideo3528 Рік тому

    Angry 🦫 🤣🤣🤣