Futurama - 30 Random Jokes to get You through June

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  • @lern2reed
    @lern2reed 2 роки тому +1949

    Leela telling Bender that she likes him and specifically what she likes about him is oddly one of my favorite moments from the show. It’s just so wholesome.

    • @MrGrappl
      @MrGrappl 2 роки тому +62

      I just realized it’s the same exact joke with Moe and Lisa in the simpsons

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 2 роки тому +53

      ​@@MrGrappl Mmmmm same set up different punchline. Simpsons punchline is Moe saying "Oh... well then i like you too" I like to think Moe just walks around hating everyone based on the assumption that everyone hates Him already. MOE MOE MOE! HOW DO YA LIKE ME HOW DO YA LIKE ME? XD

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer Рік тому +6

      It really is pretty wholesome.

    • @burpostockings
      @burpostockings Рік тому +9

      His in-your-face interface

    • @tjkhanks
      @tjkhanks Рік тому +15

      Ha! Ha! Yes. It reminds me of one of my favorite Futurama jokes.
      Leela is trying to cheer up Bender and says, "You have to know there are people who love you."
      Bender says the classic line, "I hate all the people who love me, and they hate me too!" 🤣

  • @misterwolf3817
    @misterwolf3817 2 роки тому +896

    -Turanga?
    -That's her name, Philipp
    -Philipp?
    But they know everybody else's names.

    • @requiemseclipse2504
      @requiemseclipse2504 2 роки тому +118

      Hermes: that's his name Bender.
      Professor: BENDER??

    • @M.W.2
      @M.W.2 2 роки тому +87

      Most people call him orange Joe

    • @Cardlimits
      @Cardlimits 2 роки тому +25

      that's not uncommon when you're addressed by you last name or a nickname. I was called by my last name often when there was more than one person in the group with the same name as me.

    • @coreysheldon4332
      @coreysheldon4332 2 роки тому +14

      *scruffy has entered the chat*

    • @petrstanovsky7648
      @petrstanovsky7648 2 роки тому +8

      I always didn't understand why they used the last name, but I guess that's normal in US.

  • @Jakeonkuningas
    @Jakeonkuningas 2 роки тому +465

    "Sir! I volunteer for a suicide mission sir!"
    "I like your enthusiasm, but under me every mission is a suicide mission"

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland 2 роки тому +958

    "No, get out." This show is the best thing to ever happen to television.

    • @POTUSJimmyCarter
      @POTUSJimmyCarter 2 роки тому +46

      You gotta imagine that half the robots who go through that ask something along those lines. Probably the eight thousandth time he's been asked that this month.

  • @nathanblackburn1193
    @nathanblackburn1193 2 роки тому +727

    Y'know it never really occurred to me that Fry and Leela are their last names considering how infrequently their first names are used like they rarely call each other by their first names.

    • @StrangerForever85
      @StrangerForever85 2 роки тому +100

      Considering Munda and Morris both have Turanga first, I think they do a family name first thing.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien 2 роки тому +46

      Also Zoidberg.

    • @tbow13gbr22
      @tbow13gbr22 Рік тому +84

      If you want to be technical, Leela’s first name is indeed Leela. Her family seems to put the surname first and given name last, similar to many Asian cultures. Her family is the Turanga family, even though that’s her “first” name

    • @nathanblackburn1193
      @nathanblackburn1193 Рік тому +15

      @@tbow13gbr22 Yeah I didn't notice that though I wonder how anyone other than her parents knew that because the name tag she was left with at the orphanage said Turanga Leela not Leela Turanga so wouldn't the orphanage director assume that Turanga was her first name? I also have to wonder on a meta level why the writers had her last name first?

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo Рік тому +5

      I have several friends who refer to others by their last name me included 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @greubermeister2
    @greubermeister2 2 роки тому +417

    "Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you've got nice cans" lmaoooooooo

    • @randallflagg3700
      @randallflagg3700 2 роки тому +30

      To add another layer to that joke, they dummies are references to Harry Harlow's experiments on Rhesus Monkeys.
      (his most famous is probably the good old "Pit Of Despair"© but the one in this clip is the "Wire Mother"©)
      He would put baby monkeys with 2 "mothers" made out of wires, but one of them was covered in comfy cloth (the "commitment one"), while the other was spiky (the "cans" one).
      Unsurprisingly, the baby monkeys preferred to cuddle with the less spiky wire mother.
      Extremely pointless experiment in hindsight, but back then they thought of monkeys as being as aliens as insects, and they didn't know if insects liked to cuddle either.
      The positive result was that at least it shed light on how cruelly animals were treated in science experiments, and raised awareness on scientists randomly torturing animals just to see what would happen. Some of the first laws on science-experiments related animal cruelty were passed due to Harlow's horrific torture chambers.

    • @TaCo0oCaT
      @TaCo0oCaT 2 роки тому +20

      @@randallflagg3700 wasn't the spikey one the one with milk? The experiment showed the monkeys would choose comfort over nourishment

    • @Grim_Bud
      @Grim_Bud 2 роки тому +5

      @@TaCo0oCaT wasn't it the other way arround? the monkey choosed the abusing mother because she was the one with food?

    • @________dQw4w9WgXcQ
      @________dQw4w9WgXcQ Рік тому +11

      @@Grim_Bud your all wrong. The monkey would go to the one with milk when hungry, but otherwise spent the rest of its time with the comforting one

    • @OliverLee789
      @OliverLee789 Рік тому

      Maybe I’m just being thick but I don’t get it - can someone explain?

  • @sethiddings7293
    @sethiddings7293 2 роки тому +255

    "My 2 favorite things are commitment and changing myself." Hahaha what a great line. Gotta use this one.

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw Рік тому +3

      I Dunno, maybe the woman was an outlier… that heaven can angel pick up line was great!

  • @WilliamAndrews0
    @WilliamAndrews0 2 роки тому +1096

    But we are only 13 hours into June, and I'm already done with the Jokes! WHAT NOW?

    • @Emeraldspire1
      @Emeraldspire1 2 роки тому +37

      Guess you gotta keep rewatching the video nonstop until the next one comes out

    • @ruddmendoza2378
      @ruddmendoza2378 2 роки тому +36

      There's a suicide hot line you can call and talk about these Futurama jokes

    • @WilliamAndrews0
      @WilliamAndrews0 2 роки тому +13

      @@ruddmendoza2378 Oh yeah, I've seen that. They are these little boxes that say "Suicide booth", right?

    • @bluecomet8416
      @bluecomet8416 2 роки тому +1

      Jokes on you, I’m only 10 hours in to June

    • @okspaceman8126
      @okspaceman8126 2 роки тому +6

      You fool! You were supposed to watch 1 joke per day

  • @joels5150
    @joels5150 Рік тому +104

    Man, “Shut up and take my money” is an all time great line, but I’d kind of forgotten how on point, “My two favorite things are Commitment and Changing Myself” is

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo 2 роки тому +151

    4:31 Cease fire! Mom called off the attack! Although I don’t see how its her....
    *SOMEONE SAID HOWITZER!!!!!!!*

  • @jameseddleman6944
    @jameseddleman6944 2 роки тому +87

    "You killed my lawyer"
    "You're welcome!"

  • @Judicial_Cat
    @Judicial_Cat 2 роки тому +65

    I like how genuine Leela sounds when she tells Bender she likes him.

  • @MasterArchfiend
    @MasterArchfiend Рік тому +81

    Love how you ended it with a great meta joke that doesn’t have the cartoon character actually go “Oh I’m in a cartoon.” I like 4th wall jokes, but they have to fit the tone of the show and Bender having a small existential crisis is perfect.

  • @donnie_fish
    @donnie_fish 2 роки тому +242

    Absolutely needed this, wouldn't make it through June otherwise

  • @alexsmallwood8833
    @alexsmallwood8833 11 місяців тому +3

    (Professor outs on the hazmat suit to use the F ray)
    “Now you may feel a slight stinging sensation.
    …All of you”.
    Absolutely hilarious

  • @jukes4499
    @jukes4499 2 роки тому +21

    "My eyes may not work, but at least I have two of them! AAAAHAHAHAHA!" 💀

  • @guardianknight1985
    @guardianknight1985 2 роки тому +56

    2:49 Of these characters, the professor probably *is* the most dangerous...

  • @EliasTressa
    @EliasTressa 2 роки тому +21

    Bender:Ah Hell-Er I mean heck
    Robot Devil: It’s alright, you can say that here.
    🤣

  • @john_blues
    @john_blues 2 роки тому +110

    "I was having the most wonderful dream....I think you were in it.". Great subtle joke. 😂

  • @Wh40kFinatic
    @Wh40kFinatic 2 роки тому +18

    "Ambassador Moyven, you killed my lawyer!"
    "You're welcome!"
    I almost spat my drink out at that one. XD

  • @jakethehooman988
    @jakethehooman988 Рік тому +14

    "Tooranga?! That's her name Phillip. Phillip?!" Never gets old

  • @MLB9000
    @MLB9000 2 роки тому +69

    The fact that Turanga Leela is such a high-brow joke is the reason I love this show

    • @yatindrajain6515
      @yatindrajain6515 Рік тому +2

      I don't get it

    • @MLB9000
      @MLB9000 Рік тому

      @@yatindrajain6515 it's an operetta by Gilbert & Sullivan I think

    • @yatindrajain6515
      @yatindrajain6515 Рік тому +10

      @@Bumbley1 wow such a High brow joke that there is a whole wikipedia Article for it

    • @Bumbley1
      @Bumbley1 Рік тому +12

      @@yatindrajain6515 Yep, the dedication and nerdy-ness of the show writers is only surpassed by the dedication and nerdy-ness of the fanbase.

  • @salsathemonkey22
    @salsathemonkey22 Рік тому +6

    0:27 i like how taken aback he is by genuine affection lol

  • @hanscapon222
    @hanscapon222 2 роки тому +74

    3:36 my favourite futurama joke made it into the compilation! it’s a sign of good luck for June

  • @Kianypour
    @Kianypour 2 роки тому +50

    Gonna have to watch this on a daily basis to get through June

  • @nicolascangele5548
    @nicolascangele5548 2 роки тому +25

    Simpsorama Was An Okay Crossover But i'm Sticking With Futurama!!!

  • @JackSilver1410
    @JackSilver1410 Рік тому +7

    "Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin. And the cute little pompom curtain pull cords, cruel though they may be.."
    Futurama had the best humor around, bar none.

  • @hestiaartworks2288
    @hestiaartworks2288 2 роки тому +26

    I just love that the two characters that don’t uses their first names commonly, get together in the cutest way!!!

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr Рік тому +3

    "Mom called off the attack, although I don't see how it's her--"
    "SOMEONE SAID HOWITZER!"

  • @clueless6763
    @clueless6763 2 роки тому +53

    that transition from the first skit was a work of genius.
    Edit: 2nd skit

  • @poempadgett4664
    @poempadgett4664 2 роки тому +39

    Awesome! I’d like to see a compilation of the disembodied cryogenic jar-heads, if you’re looking for💡s. 😘💕

  • @pelhamtp1
    @pelhamtp1 2 роки тому +13

    You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortune, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @ridergilwin1494
    @ridergilwin1494 Рік тому +15

    The robot reaper losing his patience with the professor is always one of my favorites.

  • @seanl1084
    @seanl1084 2 роки тому +35

    I've been waiting for this.

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes 2 роки тому +4

    "Is it not possible, nay probable, that my whole life is just a product of my or someone else's imagination?"
    "no get out, NEXT!!!"

  • @Trollface696
    @Trollface696 7 днів тому +1

    0:18 That transition is cleaner than the legacy of most 50s singers

  • @o_o-037
    @o_o-037 Рік тому +14

    "My eyes may not work, but at least I got 2 of 'em!"
    That moment you realise just because someone is handicapped, doesn't make them immune from being an asshole.

  • @DaveWraptastic
    @DaveWraptastic 2 роки тому +45

    I need a daily video to get through June

    • @thelawofitself
      @thelawofitself 2 роки тому

      What's wrong with June 🤔?

    • @mfrebel7831
      @mfrebel7831 2 роки тому

      @@thelawofitself it's not gay enough

  • @Luimneachturnal
    @Luimneachturnal 2 роки тому +21

    6:04 Both Fry and Bender clip through Leela when they move.

    • @happypasta6
      @happypasta6 2 роки тому +4

      Woah I’ve never noticed that

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 2 роки тому +3

      There's another funny one where Leela and Amy are on a beach and Amy for half a second has a third arm.

  • @zink8841
    @zink8841 2 роки тому +23

    I miss 2019/2020 summer. Was so peaceful at the parks with only a few ppl there

  • @nicktechnubyte1184
    @nicktechnubyte1184 2 роки тому +20

    soul detector 😂
    how did I miss that as a kid?!

  • @rascallyrabbit717
    @rascallyrabbit717 Рік тому +6

    Bender could never be the product of someone's sane imagination

  • @FRAAANKYSUUUPER
    @FRAAANKYSUUUPER 2 роки тому +22

    That soul detector is faulty.
    Fry is ginger.

  • @hudu
    @hudu 2 роки тому +5

    I rely on this channel to remind me how many days are in each month. And jokes.

  • @mrfancypanzer549
    @mrfancypanzer549 2 роки тому +7

    This is balm for the soul.

  • @domwintein3912
    @domwintein3912 2 роки тому +5

    Babe wake up new 30 random jokes video

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 9 місяців тому +1

    I have to say Robot Devil is one of Dan Castellaneta’s best roles.

  • @J3MOdh3NOWX3S
    @J3MOdh3NOWX3S 2 роки тому +8

    04:23 he lives in this room for a long time until he discover the "closet witha window"

  • @crazyman18james
    @crazyman18james 27 днів тому

    Futurama is best animated TV series I have watched on TV or streaming service for awhile. These funny compliation video are the best to enjoy on UA-cam channel awesome videos as usual. Lol! ! 😅

  • @rainbowsnek
    @rainbowsnek Рік тому +4

    “Why do we care, we live in the United States?”
    “Fry, the United States is part of the world.”
    “Wow, I have been gone a long time..”

  • @burpostockings
    @burpostockings Рік тому +2

    "You killed my lawyer!"
    "Youre welcome."

  • @Vilemonger
    @Vilemonger 2 роки тому +5

    0:18
    Can we just talk about this transition here?

  • @Cinder_the_Art_Gal8144
    @Cinder_the_Art_Gal8144 2 роки тому +2

    "D'aw hell I MEAN HECK!" "It's alright you can say that here"

  • @jeremiahl7489
    @jeremiahl7489 2 роки тому +5

    Somthing to look forward to each month

  • @brittical-hit
    @brittical-hit 2 роки тому +5

    0:08 Buggy detector.
    Gingers don’t have souls. Trust me, I am one so I can verify.

  • @TurboMMaster
    @TurboMMaster 2 роки тому +5

    I need more of this to go through June

  • @SilverEye91
    @SilverEye91 Рік тому +4

    I didn't notice until now that Fry calls Guenter the money a "stupid rodent", I think the professor might be right...

  • @nikbol43below
    @nikbol43below 2 роки тому +12

    I love that Leela has special one eye goggles at 3:25. Or is it goggle?

  • @CaptainBlueShell
    @CaptainBlueShell Рік тому +4

    *What's really cool is that it may be the thumbnail that gets most people to watch with Bender and Homer but the Robot Devil is also voiced by Homer! It's amazing his vocal range when he tries something that different!!*

  • @flibbernodgets7018
    @flibbernodgets7018 2 роки тому +8

    7:13 not sure why I find this so hilarious

  • @Christineself-hr4yb
    @Christineself-hr4yb Рік тому +3

    0:37 Bender’s animation here is so cute

  • @tristan363
    @tristan363 2 роки тому +2

    Futurama was way ahead of it's time....get it? hehehe.

  • @cynicalentity3313
    @cynicalentity3313 Рік тому +1

    Nicely put together,
    Well done!

  • @grey7513
    @grey7513 2 роки тому +6

    Your doing god's work!

  • @CoconutMigrationCommittee
    @CoconutMigrationCommittee 2 роки тому +3

    i live for these monthly videos

  • @TarotVylan
    @TarotVylan Рік тому +3

    Not a day goes by where I don't ask myself if it is okay to eating popplers

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion Рік тому +7

    Bender being just the epitome of the 'dont care' philosophy is always brilliant

  • @ShadowNoCap
    @ShadowNoCap Рік тому +1

    “Their rich tasty courage yea uh yuh”

  • @nicksothep8472
    @nicksothep8472 Рік тому +2

    Haven't watched the whole if it yet, so it might be there, but one of absolute favorite lines of all ten seasons, was when Bender was running from the fuzz with his little kid (he had with the soda dispenser at the office), and after following the river Bender went:
    "A dam! Damn! A grate! Great!"
    That's what you call good writing, absolutley top shizzit! Only makes me wonder how it got translated in other languages, surely couldn't top the original regardless of what their choice was

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 2 роки тому +5

    5:32 - 5:37 VERY REASONABLE-
    6:10 - 6:20 *OH BOY-*
    7:00 - 7:03 HAH! Fair. Very fair.

  • @philipcharpentier-havill801
    @philipcharpentier-havill801 2 роки тому +16

    That's her name Philip
    PHILIP???
    that joke kills me every time. (although maybe I have a Bias for that one xD)

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak 2 роки тому +2

      That and "wait a minute...Bender's name isn't Bonder. It's Bender!" Are so fucking funny

  • @tomasskucinsks7623
    @tomasskucinsks7623 2 роки тому +9

    I need Juy version already.

  • @Jame5man
    @Jame5man 2 роки тому +2

    I was waiting for this.

  • @sabni8668
    @sabni8668 2 роки тому +3

    These are so good

  • @AyratHungryStudent
    @AyratHungryStudent Рік тому +4

    I've watched this show countless times, but Leela's name caught me off guard.

  • @LibertyScholar
    @LibertyScholar Рік тому +2

    6:34 MY FAVORITE GIF!!!

  • @lewism2145
    @lewism2145 Рік тому +1

    this is just getting me through losing my pup

  • @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger
    @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger 2 роки тому +3

    Hell yeah, it's finally here.

  • @worf7680
    @worf7680 Рік тому +2

    It is December but the jokes still help.

  • @KJ-of6lf
    @KJ-of6lf 2 роки тому +6

    When are you going to make another Simpsons movie?
    BANG!

  • @spamtong.spamton7380
    @spamtong.spamton7380 2 роки тому +9

    3:39 Classic mistake, he underestimated their wits and their use of a trebuchet. I understand laughing at a catapult, but one can not disrespect to prowess of trebuchets

    • @chiefqueef932
      @chiefqueef932 2 роки тому +2

      But it was a catapult

    • @spamtong.spamton7380
      @spamtong.spamton7380 2 роки тому +2

      @@chiefqueef932 that's exactly what a trebuchet underestimator would say. Don't you feel silly when a lion is launched at you via trebuchet

    • @eljefe3864
      @eljefe3864 Рік тому

      @@spamtong.spamton7380 there was no counterweight, it was indeed a catapult.

    • @ianlaswick9505
      @ianlaswick9505 Рік тому

      @@spamtong.spamton7380 thats a catapult dude

    • @spamtong.spamton7380
      @spamtong.spamton7380 Рік тому

      You are all merely trebuchet haters, here to convince me into getting catapults!

  • @DarthSanguine
    @DarthSanguine Місяць тому

    0:06 That shouldn't've gone off - he's ginger! XD

  • @docthemetalfreak
    @docthemetalfreak 2 роки тому +15

    number 18 just broke me. I almost fell to the floor laughing.

  • @JsYTA
    @JsYTA Рік тому +1

    When there's 7 minutes and 53 seconds left before July.

  • @josealves2128
    @josealves2128 Рік тому +2

    3:59 I'm feeling bad for laughing at this.

  • @Jarulf4477
    @Jarulf4477 Рік тому

    That "Philip?!' was gold

  • @t-dogtyler3626
    @t-dogtyler3626 2 роки тому +2

    Fry: Turanga
    Amy: That's her name Phillip
    Bender: Phillip
    Zoidberg: That's his name Joseph
    Hermes: Joseph
    Professor: That's his name Hermes
    Amy: Hermes
    Bender: That's his name Amy
    Zoidberg: Amy
    Hermes: That's her name John
    Professor: John
    Fry: That's his name Huburt
    Professor: Whaa

  • @AJHyoton
    @AJHyoton 2 роки тому +1

    I got through June okay and therefore banked these for July. I ought to save them for August, but no dice

  • @alistercaddy1208
    @alistercaddy1208 Рік тому +1

    Hey, MY 2 favorite things are commitment and changing myself! I have so much in common with that dummy.

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 Рік тому +1

    0:08 So gingers really do have souls.

  • @OlEgSaS32
    @OlEgSaS32 2 роки тому +3

    "What do we care, we live in the united states"
    "the united states is part of the world"
    Half of the united states are like this

  • @bxttle3887
    @bxttle3887 2 роки тому

    thank you !

  • @starandgazer
    @starandgazer Рік тому +1

    love this so funny

  • @sixpooI
    @sixpooI Рік тому

    up here in the clouds, our technology makes us seem invincible... like the mighty 'X' in tic-tac-toe!

  • @Pomodorosan
    @Pomodorosan Рік тому +2

    6:05 Bender's arm goes through Leela's shirt

  • @toreole5831
    @toreole5831 Рік тому

    That „no question about simpsons“ joke was 10/10

  • @piney4562
    @piney4562 2 роки тому +1

    Zoidberg noises get me everytime

  • @gunnadahun
    @gunnadahun 2 роки тому +5

    1:06 feels like Fry was initially supposed to say something else at the end. The animation and lip sync doesn’t fit what he says.

  • @strikeforcealpha9343
    @strikeforcealpha9343 2 роки тому +3

    Goodbye cruel drapes.

  • @behnamsalehi9765
    @behnamsalehi9765 2 роки тому +2

    When I'm in commend every mission is a suicide mission!!