Futurama - 28 Random Jokes to get You Through February

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  • @Lazerlight1212
    @Lazerlight1212 2 роки тому +580

    "If I don't survive; tell my wife hello" is still one of my favourite quotes

    • @Aperiianuam
      @Aperiianuam Рік тому +15

      this is a beige alert

    • @Jokin_Jake
      @Jokin_Jake Рік тому +4

      Was about to comment the exact same thing. My 2nd favorite quote is from Fry: "Most folks just call me Orange Joe"

    • @colinthompson1632
      @colinthompson1632 Рік тому +1

      Hello

    • @arturoposadas2953
      @arturoposadas2953 Рік тому +2

      I'm neutral about it

    • @SetoKaiba1
      @SetoKaiba1 Рік тому +2

      I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

  • @TheDarkFable
    @TheDarkFable 2 роки тому +1247

    4:43 holy shit it never clocked to me his ex lied to him about whether he was missed or not. We've been shown his friends and family really did miss him, and she straight up told him "no one but me missed you". What a manipulative asshole

    • @abigailhowe8302
      @abigailhowe8302 2 роки тому +123

      0.0 completely slipped by me too
      I mean...it could just have been a quirk of the writing staff given the timing... "fry is supposed to have nothing to look back to" I mean, remember, nothing she said about his family SURPRISED him. Even though in later exposition type episodes he'd have had enough precedent to know better >.>
      but barring that OOC explanation... yeah Michelle was an awful human being >.>

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 2 роки тому +42

      Yeah, seems more like inconsistent writing than anything else to me.

    • @leavemealone802
      @leavemealone802 2 роки тому +8

      Ohhh fuck... OH FUCK!!

    • @leavemealone802
      @leavemealone802 2 роки тому +105

      @@ScoopMeisterGeneral it could be, but remember those guys planned ALOT ahead of time, not to mention Michele is meant to be a bitchy ex girlfriend. Is in character for her to manipulate Fry into beliving this

    • @SonicmaniaVideos
      @SonicmaniaVideos 2 роки тому +23

      It "could" be manipulative...but also why would she know that? She already dumped him the day he got frozen, why would she have kept in touch with his family?
      It is manipulative...but not for that reason.

  • @abysslight2490
    @abysslight2490 Рік тому +202

    “At night it’s called the moon” absolutely killed me

  • @whynot-tomorrow_1945
    @whynot-tomorrow_1945 2 роки тому +807

    6:17
    The "leaving earth for no raisin!" line might be my all-time favorite from this show xD

    • @brandonandcharlene9527
      @brandonandcharlene9527 2 роки тому +28

      I quote that line to my kids constantly, always a huge laugh.

    • @samanthayork3125
      @samanthayork3125 2 роки тому +31

      The Big Brain am winning again!

    • @brandonandcharlene9527
      @brandonandcharlene9527 2 роки тому +25

      @@samanthayork3125 I am the greetest!

    • @morbidmacaroni
      @morbidmacaroni 2 роки тому +3

      @@brandonandcharlene9527 Mwahahahah

    • @Gcsmith12
      @Gcsmith12 2 роки тому +20

      What I love is Fry's self awareness. "A crummy world filled with plot holes and spelling errors." and He's fine with it.

  • @salsamancer
    @salsamancer 2 роки тому +633

    "No, you're loyal enough already" is the kind of genius writing I love in this show

  • @eggmayonnaise325
    @eggmayonnaise325 2 роки тому +104

    0:38 Can't believe you missed out the Professor's recap of the first robot president John Quincy Adding Machine. That's my favourite Futurama quote of all!
    Fry: "One vote never made a difference."
    Leela: "That's not true. The first robot president won by exactly one vote."
    Professor: "Ah, yes. John Quincy Adding-Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he promised not to go on a killing spree. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver..." 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @JakeNaughtFromStateFarm
    @JakeNaughtFromStateFarm 2 роки тому +192

    Joke that gets me every time is when they go to the underwater city of Atlanta. In the end, Zoidberg is saying goodbye and see his house (hermit crab shell) burned down.
    Zoidberg: “Ah! My house burned down! How could this happen?”
    Hermes: “That’s a very good question.”
    Bender: “That’s where I left my cigar.”
    Hermes: “That just raises even more questions.”
    I lose it every time.

    • @rileylogan1031
      @rileylogan1031 2 роки тому +7

      yeah that's amazing. I also love the 5% military discount for 40 cents gum

    • @JakeNaughtFromStateFarm
      @JakeNaughtFromStateFarm 2 роки тому +5

      @@rileylogan1031 Makes me want to head down to the recruiters office right now.

  • @nicklasveva
    @nicklasveva 2 роки тому +302

    My favourite Bender line is probably;
    "I'll go build my own lunar lander! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Eh, screw the whole thing."

    • @colmhain
      @colmhain 2 роки тому +20

      "Don't worry! I'll save me!"

  • @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506
    @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 2 роки тому +301

    There are a million reasons Futurama is the best animated shows of all time.
    And here are 28 examples

    • @PeopleAreHell
      @PeopleAreHell Рік тому +2

      Let's hope for the best that the new Episodes will be just as good.

  • @mathewlombardo3876
    @mathewlombardo3876 2 роки тому +136

    no one's gonna talk about the transition from @1:49 into the next clip? that alone made my day

  • @mercylessplayer
    @mercylessplayer 2 роки тому +132

    Gotta be honest, 'tell my wife hello' is a fantastic joke and I couldn't keep it together for that one

    • @user-jg1yd7kx4d
      @user-jg1yd7kx4d Рік тому +1

      Can you explain it please? what's the point?

    • @mercylessplayer
      @mercylessplayer Рік тому +5

      @@user-jg1yd7kx4d usually, this is a quote said by people who think they're going to die. 'If I don't make it, tell my son I love him', 'If I don't survive, tell my wife she was the light of my life'. Here, his neutralness subverts it with the very, well, neutral 'tell my wife... hello'. It's a good joke, and what really gets me is his delivery. It's just great

  • @greg_216
    @greg_216 2 роки тому +596

    I'm a sucker for physical comedy. That elephant falling out of the tree always gets me rolling.

    • @petergriffincumjar9398
      @petergriffincumjar9398 2 роки тому +20

      looking at the tree, it looks like the elephant just fell out of nowhere which is even more humorous

    • @Kay.sims1
      @Kay.sims1 2 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @richardgratton7557
      @richardgratton7557 2 роки тому +1

      Elephants don’t even climb trees!

    • @ZanicaKnight
      @ZanicaKnight 2 роки тому +6

      It’s the tiger for me, man 😂🤣 These types of jokes are the kind that could never get old

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 2 роки тому +4

      Its called slapstick, the cheapest kind of humor but not the least funny

  • @mr.peanutbutter6969
    @mr.peanutbutter6969 2 роки тому +61

    Zapp: I have a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kiff?
    Kiff: *sighs* sexlexia

  • @ArcaneAzmadi
    @ArcaneAzmadi Рік тому +15

    That "Simpsons' Jaundice" joke is one of the most hilariously meta gags in the entire series.

  • @falcofurious
    @falcofurious 2 роки тому +345

    Finally, I’ve been needing this all day

    • @djsnowpdx
      @djsnowpdx 2 роки тому +2

      Twenty-eighth like. No one else like this!

    • @Reanimator1x
      @Reanimator1x 2 роки тому +2

      All month* Wii's comps are life

  • @marku3423
    @marku3423 2 роки тому +89

    Your neutralness, it's a beige alert. If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.

  • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
    @YetAnotherGeorgeth 2 роки тому +376

    “This is the worst kind of discrimination: discrimination against me!”
    -twitter

    • @FalonGrey
      @FalonGrey 2 роки тому +2

      This aged so goddamn well.

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 2 роки тому

      But fry was in the military, a couple of times.

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo Місяць тому

      “Alright look. Our policy is: If for any reason you aren’t completely satisfied, I hate you.”

  • @abigailhowe8302
    @abigailhowe8302 2 роки тому +56

    "That'll prove I'm not insane!"
    not gonna lie... every time I re-watch The Sting, there is another good joke I missed because the episode is just so good. XD

  • @epichighlights166
    @epichighlights166 2 роки тому +18

    “go on without me faster” that had me dying

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 2 роки тому +85

    The 16 feet joke always gets me
    "16 FEET?! GO THE HELL!"

  • @pokefanjd5033
    @pokefanjd5033 2 роки тому +18

    "I can't even find my own uterus!" had me dying more than it should have

  • @PstrywBerryVids
    @PstrywBerryVids 10 місяців тому +2

    This gag at 3:00 is even better when you see that the elephant didn't even fall out of the tree. That's just a freak lone elephant rain event

  • @viktorvaughn7341
    @viktorvaughn7341 2 роки тому +59

    I would love to feed mice to Owls and sit on a park bench

    • @wiidub9225
      @wiidub9225  2 роки тому +10

      Well actually if you look closer the bench is located inside the Planet Express building,that's the funniest aspect of the scene😆

    • @viktorvaughn7341
      @viktorvaughn7341 2 роки тому +1

      @@wiidub9225 So the bench is in the same building I'm working in? Even better y'all know where Ima be

    • @mhhmmhhm3301
      @mhhmmhhm3301 2 роки тому +3

      @@wiidub9225 love how they just have an infestation of owls lol just as scruffy got rid of the elves too!

  • @osydney_
    @osydney_ Рік тому +6

    "16 feet?! go to hell" one of my favorites

  • @mrsocko316
    @mrsocko316 11 місяців тому +3

    "I am the man with no name........Zapp Brannigan."

  • @rjpittman4510
    @rjpittman4510 2 роки тому +80

    Gotta love the fiturama clips. No matter how many times I see them, still laugh

    • @garfield2130
      @garfield2130 2 роки тому

      Soon you’ll have ones you haven’t seen to make you laugh too!

    • @rjpittman4510
      @rjpittman4510 2 роки тому +2

      @@garfield2130 I know right? It better have DiMaggio or it won't be the same

    • @garfield2130
      @garfield2130 2 роки тому +1

      @@rjpittman4510 I’m pretty sure last I read they’re finalizing a contract with him, they just can’t publicly confirm he’ll be on it yet. Really crossing my fingers it doesn’t fall through!! Futurama wouldn’t be the same without bender :(

    • @rjpittman4510
      @rjpittman4510 2 роки тому +2

      @@garfield2130 Not even "not the same", it is straight up not futurama. He does a lot of voices too. Still excited though, but I wonder how they will pick it up because I thought the ending was a good one and I felt closure with it. It will be really heartbreaking if they do a Scrubs where they bring it back after a good ending and it is crap

  • @gurvmlk
    @gurvmlk 2 роки тому +26

    Not only are they good jokes, but there were also some decent transitions from one to the next that felt almost natural.

  • @willch.2259
    @willch.2259 2 роки тому +7

    5:07 the noise Fry emits when he can't make use of the military discount

  • @radioactivemoose05
    @radioactivemoose05 2 роки тому +42

    “Dave’s not here man” what a classic line ☺️👍

  • @Coastfog
    @Coastfog 2 роки тому +79

    This is so immensely funny on so many levels, from schtick to slapstick to "requires basic knowledge of college level physics". Truly one of the best animated comedy shows ever. Feels like it's time for another rerun.

    • @ArcaneAzmadi
      @ArcaneAzmadi Рік тому

      Well you know there's a new series coming this year.

  • @Aaron-oe8xw
    @Aaron-oe8xw 2 роки тому +5

    Legitimately click my UA-cam app, thinking "man after working all day my brain is fried. I really hope theres something like futurama jokes" and first thing on my list was this. You are truly a saint among humankind.

  • @marksherman9889
    @marksherman9889 2 роки тому +18

    Welcome to Futurama February!!!

  • @lucystarlight8887
    @lucystarlight8887 2 роки тому +6

    I just noticed the elephant didn't even fall out of the tree, it just fell out of the sky

  • @TheDrunkRobot
    @TheDrunkRobot 2 роки тому +4

    “Go on without me faster”

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu237 2 роки тому +2

    "If I die, tell my wife hello"

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 2 роки тому +7

    2:04 - 2:12
    _”There must be robots worse than I.”_
    _”We checked around, there really aren’t.”_
    3:51 - 3:58 I’m surprised this bit didn’t turn up sooner, actually.
    5:13 This misses the best part.
    _”If for any reason at all, you’re not satisfied, I hate you.”_
    Retail staff, are you on my vibe here?

  • @cooltrainervaultboy-39
    @cooltrainervaultboy-39 2 роки тому +4

    4:50 Seymour, good buddy. Seymour sure missed you.

  • @abigailhowe8302
    @abigailhowe8302 2 роки тому +47

    Godfellas, legit watching that conversation between Bender and "God" makes me tear up every time.
    "If you do everything right, it'll be as if you never did anything at all"
    as a person of faith, that line actually chokes me up.
    ...meanwhile I'm cry-laughing at all the great quips like the one in the video "You were doing so well until everyone died!"

    • @paulsass4343
      @paulsass4343 Рік тому

      i agree, i think that is about the most truthful thing that can be said about anyone's life.

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 2 роки тому +6

    That transition from 6 to 7 was smooth as butter.

  • @dunkleham
    @dunkleham Рік тому +2

    3:20 this is unreasonably funny to me

  • @shr4pnel
    @shr4pnel 2 роки тому +6

    Just got done with all of the other videos in this series again. Love it, man!

  • @BroadwayMistress
    @BroadwayMistress 2 роки тому +3

    Satan's glorious name still cracks me up

  • @tgnm9615
    @tgnm9615 2 роки тому +3

    2:59 I like how the elephant wasnt even fell from the tree lol

  • @RoxYgen03
    @RoxYgen03 2 роки тому +4

    “Dave’s not here man” What a classic skit

  • @d4yumdatmfgotswag782
    @d4yumdatmfgotswag782 2 роки тому +1

    -You got big glasses, I'm gonna call you professor!
    -WHAT?!? NO ONE CALL'S ME THAT!
    😂😂

  • @sean-fw7zi
    @sean-fw7zi 2 роки тому +18

    i think this show was a lot more funnier than the Simpsons

    • @erraticonteuse
      @erraticonteuse 2 роки тому +5

      I told Matt Groening this at a convention once (or, I said it was the funniest show ever) and his face totally lit up.

  • @tahraethestoryteller6079
    @tahraethestoryteller6079 2 роки тому +2

    1:50-1:52the transition is perfect

  • @samanthayork3125
    @samanthayork3125 2 роки тому +9

    -We're in the heart--better known as the 'love muscle' !
    -Where the food is digested.

  • @eldartaghiyev8422
    @eldartaghiyev8422 3 місяці тому +1

    29th: I will never forget him. But he forgot me a long, long time ago.

  • @alanGrimes219
    @alanGrimes219 2 роки тому +10

    FUTURAMA IS COMING BACK ON HULU 2023 WITH 20 NEW EPISODES OMG 😍

    • @Wednesday23
      @Wednesday23 2 роки тому

      Yh rt…

    • @supersaiyanzero386
      @supersaiyanzero386 2 роки тому +1

      @@Wednesday23 no it's actually confirmed. Takes 2 seconds to google

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 роки тому

      Wow, 20?? Why does that seem like such a lot! But awesome. Hopefully DiMaggio takes a pill and comes back with everyone else.

  • @alenasenie6928
    @alenasenie6928 2 роки тому +4

    In the neutrals part what I remember from the latinoamerica dub was "tell my wife I love her..... maybe"

  • @CausalityLoop
    @CausalityLoop 11 місяців тому +1

    The 7/11 cashier's response after the military discount line is also great. Especially if you ever worked customer service.
    "Listen, if for some reason you're not completely satisfied... I hate you."
    *presses button to activate customer-ejecting conveyor belt*

  • @swiftmatic1189
    @swiftmatic1189 2 роки тому +3

    "Preposterous twaddlecock!"

  • @bencarroll6885
    @bencarroll6885 2 роки тому +6

    Futurama has to be one of the most underrated cartoon comedies on television. American Dad is another. Don't understand why a lot of people hate these two shows as I prefer them more to the over exposed, overrated likes of The Simpsons and Family Guy. Between the two of those, I will admit I was a Simpsons fan at one time. Futurama deserves so much better.

  • @sporkinstien6571
    @sporkinstien6571 Рік тому +1

    That chainsaw transition was smoooooooth

  • @jessicabellandy5687
    @jessicabellandy5687 2 роки тому +8

    I've been using the very instant I became old line for a while, no one ever seems to get it though.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 роки тому

      I forgot, wheres your avatar from? A Certain Scientific Railgun? Or am I off

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 роки тому

      I think it's effective even if they don't know it's from Futurama. Depending on the question you're answering lol

    • @jessicabellandy5687
      @jessicabellandy5687 2 роки тому +1

      @@seronymus yes.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 роки тому

      @@jessicabellandy5687 naisu desu

  • @puttumsftw8478
    @puttumsftw8478 Рік тому +1

    I usually joke around with my grandpa I'd call him "wrinkles" and he usually called me "stop talking to me" ahhhh good times

  • @dadsfriendlyrobotcompany
    @dadsfriendlyrobotcompany 2 роки тому +6

    This show was a masterpiece

  • @roykennedy
    @roykennedy 2 роки тому +6

    5:24 we are running out of helium

    • @whatinthek7931
      @whatinthek7931 2 роки тому +1

      I just looked it up and it’s all true

  • @CheapBastard1988
    @CheapBastard1988 2 роки тому +26

    I took the entire month off so I'll get through February regardless. But I always enjoy Futurama clips.

    • @alexbaker1305
      @alexbaker1305 2 роки тому

      What?!? What kinda job let’s u do that

    • @CheapBastard1988
      @CheapBastard1988 2 роки тому +2

      @@alexbaker1305 Aircraft Mechanic in the Netherlands. By law there's a minimum of 20 paid vacation days a year for every worker in the country. But because I work irregular shifts, I get 26 paid vacation days per year and they're valid for 5 years (the last being company specific). I didn't use all of them during the last few years so I still have over 40 left after this month.

    • @alexbaker1305
      @alexbaker1305 2 роки тому +1

      @@CheapBastard1988 cool shit man. how do you go about landing that gig? Prior military service?

  • @6sKi6z6
    @6sKi6z6 2 роки тому +1

    My favorite two are "What?! Nobody calls me that!" And "Who was it?"

  • @Mirthandirxiii
    @Mirthandirxiii 2 роки тому +5

    @4:06 Fry is a good friend.

  • @skeven0
    @skeven0 2 роки тому +10

    4:10 nobody noticing thats theres too Of's on that sign

    • @tyelerhiggins300
      @tyelerhiggins300 2 роки тому

      Yeah, I've never noticed that. Thanks for showing me something that I didn't know about this show.

    • @tiffanielafleur6597
      @tiffanielafleur6597 2 роки тому

      We're all too high

  • @Lolbama2012
    @Lolbama2012 Рік тому +1

    I gotta check out that brochure!
    **eats a cheeseburger**

  • @bemtikru
    @bemtikru 2 роки тому +1

    I first 10 seconds i hear one of the best lines ever: How in Satan's glorious name... That made my day

  • @Cmor19
    @Cmor19 2 роки тому +4

    You're gonna get so many new jokes next year

    • @wiidub9225
      @wiidub9225  2 роки тому +2

      Yes,might as well do this series once more,hope DiMaggio returns though..

  • @chickenfarmer321
    @chickenfarmer321 2 роки тому +3

    5:01 I just watched Corridor's Dune Shield video and immediately thought of it.

  • @isaiahharris6497
    @isaiahharris6497 2 роки тому

    I love his segue's between scenes, this guy has watched his fair share of Futurama!

  • @TheBigA-A-Ron
    @TheBigA-A-Ron 2 роки тому +1

    This video single-handedly revived Futurama one last time

  • @kenopsia9013
    @kenopsia9013 2 роки тому +2

    this show has the most high quality jokes per minute for a non adult swim show

  • @william7546
    @william7546 Рік тому

    Yes I saw, you were doing well until everyone died... One of my fav episodes and one of my favorite futurama quote that is a horrible thing just said casually.

  • @potatoburgler1
    @potatoburgler1 Рік тому +2

    At night it’s called the moon!

  • @wingnightbackwards
    @wingnightbackwards 9 місяців тому

    The "i cant even find my own uterus" from fry is one of the best ones

  • @davidmckelvey2601
    @davidmckelvey2601 2 роки тому +3

    I'm so happy this show is coming back.

  • @thegreatwarrior
    @thegreatwarrior 2 роки тому +1

    1:30 - DR. John Zoidberg "M"D, emphasis on the "M", LOL

  • @yvetteihemesinwa2981
    @yvetteihemesinwa2981 Рік тому

    "a crummy world of potholes and spelling errors". Perfectly described deviant art, wattpad and most online fan fiction.

  • @scrunchieplanet
    @scrunchieplanet 2 роки тому +4

    Every month I love it when these come out ! Also isn't it great its coming back next year ! (Hopefully John DiMaggio is in it !)

  • @ViewThis.
    @ViewThis. 2 роки тому +3

    Yes, got me thru February. March is looking pretty depressing though
    5:13 If I don't survive, tell my wife "Hello" LOL

  • @Natalie_Toshino
    @Natalie_Toshino 2 роки тому

    That was a really neat transition from 6 to 7 with the sawing. I thought they were the same clip, for a second!^_^

  • @techfreak244
    @techfreak244 2 роки тому +1

    gotta also like the phrase pelvic pinochle lol

  • @6023barath
    @6023barath Рік тому

    I am here in 2023 once again for the February jokes!

  • @maxkharpovitski6399
    @maxkharpovitski6399 2 роки тому +8

    Bender's cruelty level is set to over 9000

  • @v1tr1us2
    @v1tr1us2 2 роки тому

    The Good News everyone bits were always my favorites from the show

  • @Phantomcuffs
    @Phantomcuffs 2 роки тому +2

    2:08 Bender! It was all he had!

  • @goldensoul1842
    @goldensoul1842 2 роки тому +1

    0:15 Haha brilliant.

  • @eliottdeletraz97
    @eliottdeletraz97 2 роки тому +1

    1:35 in the french version, he said "Oh punaise" with the homer voice

  • @aidennevada243
    @aidennevada243 11 місяців тому

    "And I can't even find my own uterus!"

  • @bghoody5665
    @bghoody5665 2 роки тому +1

    "So long, jerk!" Story of my life.

  • @leramar
    @leramar 2 роки тому +1

    "16 feet?! Go to hell!!"

  • @admiralspunky
    @admiralspunky 2 роки тому

    Oh wow, Space Moose. Thanks for reminding me.

  • @frankthetank3318
    @frankthetank3318 2 роки тому +1

    "this is the worst kind of discrimination."
    "the kind against me."

  • @fusionmasterable
    @fusionmasterable 2 роки тому +3

    replace loyal with submissive and broken then it makes sense lol when Zapp said that hahahah 0:53

  • @yuhyuh7603
    @yuhyuh7603 2 роки тому

    I was just thinking about the second joke all day yesterday.

  • @kdemetter
    @kdemetter 2 роки тому

    "28 Random Jokes to get You Through February"
    *Ends up in my feed in March*

  • @skygalvan1880
    @skygalvan1880 2 роки тому

    Nice transition between Zoidberg with a saw and Bender with a saw

  • @icarusthefinal3206
    @icarusthefinal3206 2 роки тому

    That buzzsaw to chainsaw segway was smooth

  • @hisshame
    @hisshame 2 роки тому

    I literally rely on this every month

  • @viejos1000
    @viejos1000 Рік тому

    “If I don’t survive tell my wife hello” I still always say that to this day ever since I seen this episode of futurama on adult swim. Peoples reactions are like “wat?”

  • @bon-chan7197
    @bon-chan7197 Рік тому +1

    Wait ✋️ we did not forget the blackjack

  • @j00mi
    @j00mi 22 дні тому

    Yes I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.