I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
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- Опубліковано 17 гру 2010
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The first single of The Lonely Island's 2nd album!!!
Featuring Akon, Jessica Alba, Blake Lively and John McEnroe!
The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Jorma Taccone.
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she: you didn't tell anyone about this, right?
you:
Kkkkk read this right when Akon said "I wanna tell the world"
This Command is better than A white macadamia cookie... Trust me buddy, I'm the freakin Subway Warrior and I want peace for all of the Fastfood restaurants.
If she cool she understands! 😁
*Her
Can’t relate
There’s really only one way to end this decade
G C Yep. As it happens, she's already busy, so... Tough luck.
GeneralErica bro what 😂 who hurt you
@@gonechannel2129 Its alright man. Dont let ppl bring you down
@@gonechannel2129 eh, true that
Actually sounds good to end the decade
Akon made me feel like this was a serious song when I was 12.
facts frfr
It's a very serious song, yes. Embedded in internet history.
im 21, I just today, now, learned that this song is not serious
XD
@@diogoc500bruh I was a damn child in like 2nd or 3rd grade listening to this and it took me till like 14 or 15 to realize all their songs were jokes😂my ass 21 now listening to it
2010: "what a goofy song"
2024: "what a nostalgic masterpiece"
😂😂😂😂😂
bro i see you on every video wtf
😂😂
Yep.🎉
"The Best 30 seconds of my life"
The most underappreciated line in the song
omg it's my favorite line too
😂
You can last more than 2
Akon singing the same line right after always kills me
Ned Kelly what the fuck
After 9 years of knowing this song existed I can finally say, I did it boys.
Congratulations
Congratulation bro
Good shit bro.
Congrats!
@@happyfrankyhungaryyoutube5191 god bless you Franky
Strangers on the internet, I am here to say this song was proudly belted out by me after I did the deed for the first time a little over a week ago, as I promised myself I'd do years ago when it finally happened. Hits like absolutely nothing else. Like blasting "We Are the Champions" after your favorite team wins a trophy. Thank you, Lonely Island and Akon.
MY G cmon lad well done
Your hand doesn't count..
@@atlesmusica I’m aware lol
mad you cant get any@@atlesmusica
Congratulations This Song Should Be Official First Time Song 😂
The fact that that’s Jessica Alba and Blake Lively 😂
Wait that’s Blake lively?, I knew that Jessica Alba was in This video.
Imagine if they had Ryan Reynolds show up like in the background or something
@@Kamenriderbuster2022 It was a while ago, I think he was busy staring in Green Lantern.
@jayd6372 Oh you mean the movie that Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively met on the set of, then got married?
They are the real ones for being in this!
This song is real??? I thought i just had a weird dream years ago.
This was litterly the pinicle of humanity back then
Maybe life's just a huge dream
IKR? This whole song seems like a fever dream lol
I thought so too a year before😂😂
Lmao ok
Girls after sex: *Goes on with their life*
Boys after sex:
its true
so true )
and I'm a "boy" (seems the only one in this comments section), still, it's true as fuck!
@@fahrinf very true
Bitch, please! Think again!
The smile on Akon face...
It makes my day
If you are a racist, I believe you will use that mask all the way
Same... but you know he's got a great sense of humor too 😂
he is so fine lol
Want to laugh.... in the Irish Bar scene, I am the guy sitting next to the blonde girl. Brown sweater with darker sleeves. It was so much fun being a part of this.
That's a fabulous memory!
@@heidialexander8440 I did 13 years of film/tv/ advertising in NYC. So this was fun thing... and a lot of people still remember the video.... so when they here I am in it even as an extra... they laugh. Its just a fun trivia fact now. :)
They even gave you a close-up @2:20. 👏
"She put a bag on my head", "STILL COUNTS"
One of the best song lyrics ever written
I think she might have been a racist…
Akon: “still counts bro ✊🏿“
Honestly so wholesome
"Still cum"**
Hahaha yes!!!!
thx
a win is a win
Finally, some good christian music I can listen to with my church friends.
With my Muslim friends as well
@@thestrongest3050 with my atheist friends too
With my hindu friends
With my pal Buddhist monks too
666 likes nice
63 years old and now I can finally sing along! Don't give up guys, there's hope for everyone out there.
Holy crap, good shit man!
Congratulations man you did it im proud of you!!!
Dude
Bruh😭
Wow, and I thought being 25 is late😂 but good on you man!
*A message to the future generations:*
_Don't let this song die._
Just had sex.. always listen to this song
Afterall... This song created them 🤣
Bro we are the future generation LMAO
corny
@@JJC991 Dude 😂😂😂
"She put a bag on my head!"
"Still counts."
I mean, it does.
It still conts
💀👍🏽
same
Indeed!
Crazy how this is 10 years old and Andy Samberg looks exactly the same
He kinda looks youger rn
Yhh^^^^
Samberg
@@Oli-xc4tm You're right, sorry!
@@nachoestrada2771 no problem, always happy to assist
Its April 2024, let's see how many legends are listening to this incredible song💬
2, reply with 3 if you see this comment so we can keep track of how many people watch this video still
3
ofc lol
yoo
Gen-X mob checking in. Yes, we regularly still have orgies listening to this song.
1/27/2024 3:00pm WAS THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE
Awesome, Cameron! And what did you get up to at 3:01?
what about 3:00:30?
You're welcome, sugar :)
congrats on the sex
Congrats on the sex!
I don't like that people are QUESTIONING why this song was nominated for an Emmy
@@braxtonmcguire2864 ...what-
@@braxtonmcguire2864 okay boomer
@@braxtonmcguire2864 Booooomer
Ahahahahaha yesssss
My question why not.
Peralta? What is the meaning of this?
Lmao
Sup captain
Hahahaha
Raymond Holt It means that he successfully effected a sexual intercourse with a human being from the other gender
Captain Raymond Holt I'm as horrified as you are. We need to tell Amy..she will not be happy.
13 Years later....... I Finally Did it for the first time and instantly Remembered this song from my boyhood. 😅🎉
100% sure I’m not the only one still having this song just randomly poppin up inside my head at 2024
Did you just have sex 😂
I still can’t believe Andy went from doing stupid and hilarious shit like this to Brooklyn 99.
Oh wait, yes I can.
Oisín Mac Cumhaill Brooklyn 99 is fucking awesome
NOW NUMBER FIVE
Brooklyn Nine-Nine is stupid hilarious shit. He's never changed
@@l0stnf0und that what his comment implied
They should play one of the lonely island's song during one of the episodes
Imagine, someone lost their virginity the same day this song came out.
And now they have theme song...I hope it was a good experience for them...;)
Richard Allen knowing the lyrics of this song and how disappointed the girls looked in the video, probably not lmaooo
@@syd_barrett_lmfao Sadly....it takes years to NOT be a 3-pump chump....always "ladies first"...foreplay IS important...you can't cook until the stove is hot....guys need to wait until she genuinely comes at least once before going in...sadly, these are not easy lessons for my gender to learn...;)
Richard Allen my female mind is just spinning rn tbh
@@syd_barrett_lmfao sorry if I offended...i was just being honest...
So many years passed since first listening to this banger. And guess what I did yesterday?
Never stop never stopping dreaming my dudes
Like if you’re listening this banger in 2024
Yep
@rauldelacruz9872 I'm dancing around the house as my very pregnant wife looks at me like I'm crazy!
“She might have been a racist” killed me man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm 30 minutes of pregnancy ❤❤❤
Banger? But I hardly know her!
When you realize Akon went from “Lonely” to “I Just Had Sex”
I’m very proud of him
Haahaahaahaahaha
Like a boss
That's how mafia works
@Marvin Zimmerman I just had sex too. It's overrated
@Marvin Zimmerman Nah, sex is overrated. JUst has some great sex though.
This song literally reduces anxiety and depression
*causes it
Just like sex
No, it doesn't
yes it does! im grinning ear to ear they're so dorky but adorable loollll
Shut up is way too old to comet beaches
After 14 years it's still a banger
Thank you youtube algorithm for reminding me this after 13 years.
Akon looks like he never had this much fun in his life
he looks like its his birthday
It's because he just had sex
Birthday sex
Well he's usually pretty Lonely
He's on the mood
It took almost a decade for this song to become true for me but we did it boys.
Im proud of u
ObiJohn29 HOLY SHIT GGGGGG
THAT"S MY BOY!!!
Yea boiiiiii
G fucking G
I'm still waiting. 😂 to play this song.
I believe in you
S0?
Almost 30 years old, praying that I can sing this someday. I still believe
This song is Captain Holt's worst nightmare.
BONE!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha litteraly best coment ever written sorry grammar nazi's for the grammar
@SharkTank what is it?
Captain Holt:👁👄👁
BOOOOONEEE??!!?!!???
10 years ago, I commented saying I’ve never had sex.
I am back now with the same comment
That's kinda sad 😔
Kiko D it’s not the lack of sex that desponds me. It’s the lack of passionate, reciprocated love.
Respect man, respect
@@kclark5382 that hit too deep for a UA-cam comment on a song called "I just had sex"
K Clark so u had sex but not love sex
18 years i have been living and i cant relate to this song. Maybe one day.
Pump iron, get a good haircut, post your picks on dating apps - success
Dude you’re still basically a child, start worrying about this sh*t when you are in your late 20s or so.
stay hopeful
Listening to this song for the first time at the age of 23 and still never had it yet. Pray for me 😅
praying on your downfall
@@jessechant5203 🤫
I didn't pass 18 and had it.......😶
@@victory548 you luck boy
@@kyc0201 I feel you. I was thinking the same for years, it finally happened to me recently at the age of 25. I thought it would never happened, and when I least expected it and I wasn’t prepared for it at all, it happened. If it still didn’t happen to you, don’t let it affect you negatively. Somewhere sometime there will at the very least be a completely drunk chick craving to have sex with you 😊😂.
akon is legit the most underrated artist ever
i mean he accepted to do this kind of music video
and he sang this song in the most passionate way possible with his lyrics making the song 100 times better
FACTS!
I dunno, man. TLI also collab'd with Michael Bolton and Justin Timberlake, I'd say those are at least as impressive as this song.
Especially Bolton, since they got him to sing the lyrics "this whole town's a pussy just waiting to get fucked" in a voice that's been dropping Karen's panties since the late 80's.
I knew Akon in part of my Childhood in 2006.
@@user-bu5gu9io1u Yeah and had like 5 songs in our top ten most sold singles at the same time
Okay, if you actually think Akon is underrated you're either really young or really clueless
I still believe this is Jake everytime after he has sex with Amy.
This is factual, Boyle is even there too lmaoo
Gasps... TITLE OF OUR SEX TAPE
Omg not the only one!!!
I’m watching Brooklyn 99 now !😂
you are not the only one }:
I totally forgot to play this after finally losing my virginity. What a wasted opportunity
As of today, I can finally relate to this song. We did it boys.
That's actually not cap. I am a man and had sex with this guy!
Me too as of recently🤝
I love how Akon agreed to be part of a song that's basically a parody of everything he's ever put out
🚶🏿♂️🔫 🚶🏿♂️
Akon. Akon
I'm more impressed how A-listers like Jessica Alba and Blake Lively agreed to be part of it.
@@francisdiaz5213 same 😂
@@francisdiaz5213 I last saw this in highschool and listened to it religiously, just saw it for the first time in like 8 years and it blew my mind realizing they're all hella famous people and not just random 🤣
@@14sonnenkrieg88 Yo!! I was just thinking the same!!!
Honestly Akon's total lack of irony pushes this from "funny" to "legendary"
One of my favorite parts is when he sings “manure” super melodically.
@Gurpreet Singh Agreed. There's a whole assload of irony here. It's mocking the whole oversexed rap/rnb industry.
heeeeeeeeck yeah
247 lol
His arm movements when he sings for the “girls that let us flop around on top of them” 😂
My wife hates it when I play this after, I laugh my ass off every time!!!
😂
Glad I’m not the only one who came to this banger in 2024 😂😂😂
I was stationed in South Korea in 2011. My roommate in the barracks and I and the guy across the hall, we all used to go to the “Ville” in town and visit the bars, and the Koreans loved it when we would request Lonely Island songs and then order “flaming Dr. Pepper” alcoholic drinks, and then tell them we were from New York. We weren’t. But those three things would win the whole bar over to us. Every girl wanted to be around us and every guy (whose girl wasn’t hanging on us) wanted to be our friend. Nostalgic.
Peralta, Boyle and Captain Holt looking kinda different here
Thank God I'm not the only one who thinks the same
🤣 cracked me up 🤣
Nice one 😂😂
It's Peralta and the arcade manager, holt do be lookin weird tho
Lmao
Totally forgot that Andy was a singer before he became the best Detective/Genius...
Hey!! Show him some damn respect!! Its "The Ultimate detective/Genius"
@@alistairnaidoo9380 no
@@alistairnaidoo9380 it’s Hitchcock
@@ayubabdulkader7473 or Rosa will going to kick your ass because she won 3x hahaahah
That show is copaganda
Just belted this song after my last date. Never give up kings!!
"Still counts" is still the best line
JAKE HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME
If you know you know
😂😂 anyone else do the voice?
OMG 😂😂😂
Charles Boyle LMAO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead
The fact that they aren’t even rhyming half the time just makes it better
Ik😂 jizz in my pants song hardly ever rhymes
cuz they arent part of the system! lool
It sounds like something smosh came up with
@@stuartcarter6516 don’t you mean smosh sounds like something the lonely island came up with?
@@stuartcarter6516 Smosh wishes
Akon looks like he's having the time of his life
did the deed and told him while we were showering "listen to this"
6 YEARS WAITING AND IT FINALLY HAPPENED.
YOOO CONGRATS
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
10 years have passed, I'm still not qualified to sing this.
F
FF
FFF
same
Honestly, at this point, I'd have sex with a pile of manure.
I remember when this song came out, still haven’t had sex yet.
Same
Fr
same F
F
F
I’m 50, now I can finally sing this song
I DID IT BOYS! IT TOOK 13 YEARS BUT I CAN FINALLY SING LOUD AND PROUD! WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
Let me guess, you just had sex?
I dont know about proud, because no matter how it all plays out. Costs money lmao.
@@crc687and?
LETS GOOOOOO
This song is dangerous. As an adult and an icu nurse I randomly start singing “I just had sex and it felt so good” thankfully my patients are sedated.
LMAO!!!!
Imagine being a parent of the patient and hearing this. 🤣
Lucky-
I mean, if they're not awake, did they really enjoy it also?
@@Interdacted Did you also read the Cosby-philosophy?
friendly reminder: this song was nominated for an emmy
Didn't see no proof on the internet
rom it was nominated for a Emmy not a Grammy
@@alfiem2558 oh shit that's right this was nominated for an emmy and im on a boat was nominated for a grammy
Deservedly so
rom Only nominated? It deserved a win😤
When this came out, your boy had no business singing along, but in 2024 I can deff sing along to this 💪🏼💪🏼 #progress #selfimprovement 🤣🤣
Listened to it after I lost my v card and that feeling is never gonna be topped
Let's not forget that someone literally wrote this song.
They deserve a medal
He probably just had sex
It has 310 million views. I don’t think it matters
Bailey Rapp, clearly.
and probably coke as well (we all know about the people behind scenes always felt)
It's been 11 years and I can finally say...
Mission accomplished.
Yeaaaahhhhhh
congratulations bro
lets goo
1:18
we are proud
Still here 2024 I remember watching this at 13 years old I’m 21 now 😂
I will never get over how legitimately gleeful Akon is in this video hahaha
Let's Go Scoutside he’s happy cause he just had sex
Hum
compared to lonely
He cures depression with nothung but his smile
Bro, he had so much fun with this song 😂
"But she put a bag on my head!"
"Still counts!"
That shit still gets me dead 🤣
@@hoseinsix1664 the girl put a bag on his head in order to not see his face
Hahahah me too 🤣🤣🤣
LOL 😆😆😆😆
Lmao
Best line out of a magnificent song. STILL COUNTS! Part of my lexicon to this day.
"OH HEY! Didnt see you there!!"😅😅😅😅 been making me laugh my ass off for over a decade now...
Why did UA-cam recommend this to me after 13 yrs 🤔
your Alexa was listening to you.
this is in my recommended in 2019...
Fuxking sammeeeeee
same
Yea
Same 👀😂
I searched for it xD
this song is timeless comedy. and the fact that it’s a genuinely good song makes it so much better
The
The
It's the sex song and will be forever. Countless people come here after boning, just as I have lol
@@xGaLoSx Wish I played this song when I lost my virginity 🗿 would’ve been funny asf and she had a good sense of humour too
They are comedians what did you expect
Finally did it like 3 months ago and the first thing I did was listen to this lmao
I have this on a playlist specifically for when the big day comes
“I think she might have been a racist.. She put a bag on my head”
Akon: It still counts
Might have*
might have*
Might have*
Might have*
Might have*
The comments: “I commented 10 years ago and now I’m back to say. I did it boys.”
Most of us: Congrats! *starts crying in virgin*
Lmao all fax btw i commented 10 years ago
Man, 10 years ago life was good.
Congrats
God why
just you
if you were listening to this 10 years ago and you still a virgin go watch some mc virgins
Clap for the people who love this song still in this time.
Looking at the comments and shedding a tear for yall men now🧖♂️remember playing this also😂
I play this every time afterwards. My wife isn't as amused as I am.
Bro....same! I'll also occasionally text it to some of my guy friends. They aren't amused either.
L O L !!!
Madlad
Same! My husband is also not amused
Lmfao she doesn't realize shes lucky. That's hilarious
I will return when I'm qualified to sing this.
EDIT: HOLYSHT I only got notified about this just now. I didn't know this comment got many attention. So about my status...
*I AM QUALIFIED NOW!*
Godspeed brother
good luck have fun
Ima comment so I will get notification in 5 years
see you in 2030
You and me both comrade
Who still loves the song in April 2024? 🥰❤️
Blake lively and Jessica alba being the girls makes it 10x funnier for some reason
2010: can't relate
2020: still can't relate
Same :(
There is a easy way to fix that...
@@radiatoronwheels673 How.
I can relate now ☺️👌
Well for a price some will let you do it haha
When you put your minecraft bed next to hers
MultiHaloCrazy I was going to like your comment but it’s 69
Sherlyn L Thank you for doing that. We all salute u.
😂🤣🤣
You sit just got 1k likes
I just mined diamonds 🎶
I'm playing this song after my first time.
Me - a virgin - listening to this: 🕺🕺🕺
Akon actually seems so joyous as he's signing, we can tell he had a great time, lol.
xd
Of course he is so joyous, he just had sex.
@@LiveSimmy relatable
SimmyDizzle damn, you beat me to it 😡
@@DLA. my bad. Lol didn't know it was your turn 😔😔
I love how wholesome the support is for the people celebrating their first time. Shine on you crazy diamonds.
Lost it last night and playing it now 😂
Only celebrate your first time I’d you’ve saved it for marriage
@@tezmard3003 Dont fall for that nonsensical talk about magic sky daddy.
My bf played it a couple of hours b4 I lost it lol
@@SmashToBits don't fall for that edgelord blogger you worship
I missed this song…. 😂
The fact Akon did this ish and it sounds good af is infinitely hilarious to me
11 years later and I am still waiting to play this song
FACTS
same
Trust me man just wait yr time is coming
Definitley worth waiting for the right person. Do not feel pressured to lose it or bad that you haven't
its over if your 5'7 like me we will die virgins.
Finally, after many years, im happy to come back and say I can officially sing along
My man! Welcome!
Congrats. Still waiting for my time.
U did it dog congratulations
I am pretty close too 😅
Here we go my man!
Just love how much fun Akon is having in this. "Still counts" was just brilliant.
studies say, you like songs based around things that will never happen to you
no wonder i love this song
Damn it’s 2020 but This ain’t never going away
Gabe Itch yep
6 years ago, I commented saying I’ve never had sex.
I am back 7 years later just to say I did it boyzz
Good luck to the others
Lets goo!
Congrats man
Congrats on the sex
I just lost mine like 10 minutes ago i lasted looong then we thought her mum was coming home and it was all over I should have not bothered holding on
Noice
Those two women are one of the most famous Hollywood actresses now.
who are they?
Jessica Alba and Blake Lively
Genuinely looking for this, I was like "Is that... Blake!?!" @@DanielSmith-tt7xu
They were then too
checking in on this song through the years and seeing man after man endorsing hope and optimism just makes me feel good as a woman
Akon seems to be enjoying himself so much in this video.
He may have just had sex...
He’s a GOD