I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)

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  • @gonechannel2129
    @gonechannel2129 5 років тому +16406

    There’s really only one way to end this decade

    • @generalerica4123
      @generalerica4123 5 років тому +63

      G C Yep. As it happens, she's already busy, so... Tough luck.

    • @gonechannel2129
      @gonechannel2129 5 років тому +62

      GeneralErica bro what 😂 who hurt you

    • @Larocque2004
      @Larocque2004 5 років тому +19

      @@gonechannel2129 Its alright man. Dont let ppl bring you down

    • @Larocque2004
      @Larocque2004 5 років тому +5

      @@gonechannel2129 eh, true that

    • @DevJ215
      @DevJ215 5 років тому +7

      Actually sounds good to end the decade

  • @bobbywatson9563
    @bobbywatson9563 4 роки тому +69026

    After 9 years of knowing this song existed I can finally say, I did it boys.

  • @TheHuntedTree
    @TheHuntedTree 5 років тому +43771

    she: you didn't tell anyone about this, right?
    you:

    • @joojilso9971
      @joojilso9971 5 років тому +514

      Kkkkk read this right when Akon said "I wanna tell the world"

    • @subwaywarrior8056
      @subwaywarrior8056 5 років тому +52

      This Command is better than A white macadamia cookie... Trust me buddy, I'm the freakin Subway Warrior and I want peace for all of the Fastfood restaurants.

    • @TheBalls2thewalls
      @TheBalls2thewalls 4 роки тому +29

      If she cool she understands! 😁

    • @holdthedoor5838
      @holdthedoor5838 4 роки тому +17

      *Her

    • @CimnaBun
      @CimnaBun 4 роки тому +3

      Can’t relate

  • @brycemcneil4404
    @brycemcneil4404 4 місяці тому +395

    Akon's unadulterated joy in participating is what has made this endure years and years on...

    • @aXDroptimus
      @aXDroptimus 2 дні тому +3

      his smile really sold the whole music video lmao

  • @hotsuope
    @hotsuope 4 роки тому +18396

    Finally, some good christian music I can listen to with my church friends.

    • @thestrongest3050
      @thestrongest3050 4 роки тому +465

      With my Muslim friends as well

    • @PlayerBRUV
      @PlayerBRUV 4 роки тому +304

      @@thestrongest3050 with my atheist friends too

    • @akshay-jr1qz
      @akshay-jr1qz 4 роки тому +294

      With my hindu friends

    • @Sam-od4uj
      @Sam-od4uj 4 роки тому +200

      With my pal Buddhist monks too

    • @ker3779
      @ker3779 4 роки тому +28

      666 likes nice

  • @raymondholt6269
    @raymondholt6269 5 років тому +25314

    Peralta? What is the meaning of this?

    • @guido9069
      @guido9069 5 років тому +385

      Lmao

    • @notti2309
      @notti2309 5 років тому +521

      Sup captain

    • @craig9913
      @craig9913 5 років тому +64

      Hahahaha

    • @SamGautreau7
      @SamGautreau7 5 років тому +684

      Raymond Holt It means that he successfully effected a sexual intercourse with a human being from the other gender

    • @APAMVs
      @APAMVs 5 років тому +317

      Captain Raymond Holt I'm as horrified as you are. We need to tell Amy..she will not be happy.

  • @jerrychiemeke7525
    @jerrychiemeke7525 2 роки тому +6417

    "She put a bag on my head", "STILL COUNTS"
    One of the best song lyrics ever written

  • @ligalaiz09
    @ligalaiz09 3 місяці тому +447

    I did it guys! Yesterday at 31 years old of my life for the first time

  • @gbdreeko
    @gbdreeko 3 роки тому +5217

    It's been 11 years and I can finally say...
    Mission accomplished.

  • @natjimoEU
    @natjimoEU 4 роки тому +10912

    Akon looks like he never had this much fun in his life

  • @GuntherBovine
    @GuntherBovine 5 років тому +96485

    friendly reminder: this song was nominated for an emmy

    • @arunkrishnakumar692
      @arunkrishnakumar692 5 років тому +1857

      Didn't see no proof on the internet

    • @alfiem2558
      @alfiem2558 5 років тому +4558

      rom it was nominated for a Emmy not a Grammy

    • @GuntherBovine
      @GuntherBovine 5 років тому +3549

      @@alfiem2558 oh shit that's right this was nominated for an emmy and im on a boat was nominated for a grammy

    • @dalcowfan22
      @dalcowfan22 5 років тому +384

      Deservedly so

    • @SamGautreau7
      @SamGautreau7 5 років тому +1341

      rom Only nominated? It deserved a win😤

  • @thevoidlord1796
    @thevoidlord1796 5 місяців тому +3018

    I lost my virginity 5 days ago and I completely forgot to listen to this song afterwards. 10 years of waiting down the drain

    • @zoelifebrandentate388
      @zoelifebrandentate388 5 місяців тому +10

      whats your age

    • @thevoidlord1796
      @thevoidlord1796 5 місяців тому

      @@zoelifebrandentate388 228

    • @12shotgage
      @12shotgage 5 місяців тому +58

      It’s ok there’s always next time

    • @asdfgh123456978
      @asdfgh123456978 4 місяці тому +106

      Hey technically this is after having sex too so UR GOOD. five days is still recent

    • @IsaacThomas
      @IsaacThomas 4 місяці тому +64

      5 day rule

  • @ryframez
    @ryframez 5 років тому +3640

    I don't like that people are QUESTIONING why this song was nominated for an Emmy

    • @elle5500
      @elle5500 5 років тому +20

      @@braxtonmcguire2864 ...what-

    • @ryframez
      @ryframez 5 років тому +21

      @@braxtonmcguire2864 okay boomer

    • @Miaaa_
      @Miaaa_ 5 років тому +4

      @@braxtonmcguire2864 Booooomer

    • @Deni-nl1ce
      @Deni-nl1ce 5 років тому +1

      Ahahahahaha yesssss

    • @adityarajsingh5970
      @adityarajsingh5970 5 років тому +1

      My question why not.

  • @regrep2848
    @regrep2848 4 роки тому +6127

    It took almost a decade for this song to become true for me but we did it boys.

  • @chillescapism5068
    @chillescapism5068 5 років тому +4896

    This song literally reduces anxiety and depression

    • @emilyscloset2648
      @emilyscloset2648 5 років тому +50

      *causes it

    • @darius6041
      @darius6041 5 років тому +20

      Just like sex

    • @danh4695
      @danh4695 5 років тому +9

      No, it doesn't

    • @lolabrini3758
      @lolabrini3758 5 років тому +22

      yes it does! im grinning ear to ear they're so dorky but adorable loollll

    • @GravyMan88
      @GravyMan88 5 років тому +3

      Shut up is way too old to comet beaches

  • @santiagosenaguerra4059
    @santiagosenaguerra4059 6 місяців тому +678

    Blake lively and Jessica alba being the girls makes it 10x funnier for some reason

    • @Daphodil27
      @Daphodil27 3 місяці тому +21

      My dad used to play this video all the time and I JUST NOW realized who they were.

    • @lynn-qv2wg
      @lynn-qv2wg 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Daphodil27?? Mabey some needed to call child support

    • @jonathanvaldez6565
      @jonathanvaldez6565 2 місяці тому +5

      Blake lively a cuuuuuunhttt 😂

    • @mellon6073
      @mellon6073 2 місяці тому +15

      Jessica's facial expressions was one of the best parts lol

    • @ethaneason2032
      @ethaneason2032 Місяць тому +1

      And them getting into the song later in the video is so good

  • @SethColby69
    @SethColby69 4 роки тому +2486

    akon is legit the most underrated artist ever
    i mean he accepted to do this kind of music video
    and he sang this song in the most passionate way possible with his lyrics making the song 100 times better

    • @NatJune
      @NatJune 4 роки тому +5

      FACTS!

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 4 роки тому +44

      I dunno, man. TLI also collab'd with Michael Bolton and Justin Timberlake, I'd say those are at least as impressive as this song.
      Especially Bolton, since they got him to sing the lyrics "this whole town's a pussy just waiting to get fucked" in a voice that's been dropping Karen's panties since the late 80's.

    • @veidtgothzalez585
      @veidtgothzalez585 4 роки тому +9

      I knew Akon in part of my Childhood in 2006.

    • @chronicz0r
      @chronicz0r 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-bu5gu9io1u Yeah and had like 5 songs in our top ten most sold singles at the same time

    • @darth-severus
      @darth-severus 4 роки тому +6

      Okay, if you actually think Akon is underrated you're either really young or really clueless

  • @Cyann33andaThird
    @Cyann33andaThird 5 років тому +14573

    "The Best 30 seconds of my life"
    The most underappreciated line in the song

  • @elJimjim
    @elJimjim 4 роки тому +45647

    Akon actually seems so joyous as he's signing, we can tell he had a great time, lol.

    • @max-kb4hy
      @max-kb4hy 4 роки тому +40

      xd

    • @LiveSimmy
      @LiveSimmy 4 роки тому +2271

      Of course he is so joyous, he just had sex.

    • @max-kb4hy
      @max-kb4hy 4 роки тому +124

      @@LiveSimmy relatable

    • @DLA.
      @DLA. 4 роки тому +80

      SimmyDizzle damn, you beat me to it 😡

    • @LiveSimmy
      @LiveSimmy 4 роки тому +61

      @@DLA. my bad. Lol didn't know it was your turn 😔😔

  • @geisaune793
    @geisaune793 2 місяці тому +63

    Putting absurd lyrics about a comedy premise on top of a beat that legitimately goes hard will always be elite

  • @Rune.
    @Rune. 2 роки тому +4111

    78 years later and I can finally sing along guys!!

  • @MYLZ
    @MYLZ 5 років тому +25913

    When you realize Akon went from “Lonely” to “I Just Had Sex”
    I’m very proud of him

    • @Its.savedie
      @Its.savedie 5 років тому +94

      Haahaahaahaahaha

    • @WrathHowler
      @WrathHowler 5 років тому +223

      Like a boss

    • @jasonhowardharris4537
      @jasonhowardharris4537 5 років тому +206

      That's how mafia works

    • @visigoth3696
      @visigoth3696 5 років тому +20

      @Marvin Zimmerman I just had sex too. It's overrated

    • @AcetylsaliciIique
      @AcetylsaliciIique 5 років тому +8

      @Marvin Zimmerman Nah, sex is overrated. JUst has some great sex though.

  • @minecrafterIVI
    @minecrafterIVI 3 роки тому +6341

    Totally forgot that Andy was a singer before he became the best Detective/Genius...

  • @Matt_328
    @Matt_328 5 місяців тому +215

    I miss this UA-cam so much, those years were peak creativity and fun, smosh, epic meal time, FPS russia, and so many others that don't exist anymore, or turned into something else. Moments that won't ever come back, I'm happy and sad at the same time.

    • @EnlightendBeast999
      @EnlightendBeast999 4 місяці тому +4

      o7 to the OG UA-cam Greats.

    • @EnlightendBeast999
      @EnlightendBeast999 4 місяці тому +6

      Smoshes food battles, Epic Rap Battles of History, PewDiePie, FPS Russia and Epic Meal Time were my go toos back in the day 😭😭

    • @goldenwolf8081
      @goldenwolf8081 2 місяці тому +4

      UA-cam from 2006-2013 is the best ever

    • @GarkeGames
      @GarkeGames 2 місяці тому +3

      Dont be sad it's over, be happy it happened and you got to experience it💯

  • @grandmabutters8502
    @grandmabutters8502 3 роки тому +7368

    I love how Akon agreed to be part of a song that's basically a parody of everything he's ever put out

    • @averageforzaplayer1048
      @averageforzaplayer1048 3 роки тому +152

      🚶🏿‍♂️🔫 🚶🏿‍♂️
      Akon. Akon

    • @francisdiaz5213
      @francisdiaz5213 3 роки тому +405

      I'm more impressed how A-listers like Jessica Alba and Blake Lively agreed to be part of it.

    • @84Elenai
      @84Elenai 3 роки тому +17

      @@francisdiaz5213 same 😂

    • @14sonnenkrieg88
      @14sonnenkrieg88 3 роки тому +96

      @@francisdiaz5213 I last saw this in highschool and listened to it religiously, just saw it for the first time in like 8 years and it blew my mind realizing they're all hella famous people and not just random 🤣

    • @Gailardia_Galan
      @Gailardia_Galan 3 роки тому +10

      @@14sonnenkrieg88 Yo!! I was just thinking the same!!!

  • @nachoestrada2771
    @nachoestrada2771 4 роки тому +3555

    Crazy how this is 10 years old and Andy Samberg looks exactly the same

  • @JoshuaDTV
    @JoshuaDTV 9 років тому +919

    Same

  • @markydan1232
    @markydan1232 4 місяці тому +90

    Bruh Akon was having the time of his life 😭😭😭

  • @gogocoyote415
    @gogocoyote415 4 роки тому +21625

    Let's not forget that someone literally wrote this song.

    • @cypherml3409
      @cypherml3409 4 роки тому +468

      They deserve a medal

    • @DatzAdam
      @DatzAdam 4 роки тому +737

      He probably just had sex

    • @silence3314
      @silence3314 4 роки тому +93

      It has 310 million views. I don’t think it matters

    • @lianasoares8052
      @lianasoares8052 4 роки тому +14

      Bailey Rapp, clearly.

    • @ashwen337
      @ashwen337 4 роки тому +13

      and probably coke as well (we all know about the people behind scenes always felt)

  • @kingrocky7519
    @kingrocky7519 3 роки тому +2040

    The fact that they aren’t even rhyming half the time just makes it better

    • @d_3767
      @d_3767 3 роки тому +39

      Ik😂 jizz in my pants song hardly ever rhymes

    • @rileyfasciano3553
      @rileyfasciano3553 3 роки тому +49

      cuz they arent part of the system! lool

    • @stuartcarter6516
      @stuartcarter6516 3 роки тому +9

      It sounds like something smosh came up with

    • @noah9373
      @noah9373 3 роки тому +18

      @@stuartcarter6516 don’t you mean smosh sounds like something the lonely island came up with?

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 3 роки тому

      @@stuartcarter6516 Smosh wishes

  • @Headstash1080
    @Headstash1080 9 місяців тому +6856

    Akon made me feel like this was a serious song when I was 12.

    • @anthonygroza1673
      @anthonygroza1673 9 місяців тому +51

      facts frfr

    • @alesztra937
      @alesztra937 8 місяців тому +104

      It's a very serious song, yes. Embedded in internet history.

    • @diogoc500
      @diogoc500 8 місяців тому +74

      im 21, I just today, now, learned that this song is not serious

    • @bluefire_master7945
      @bluefire_master7945 8 місяців тому +2

      XD

    • @gbr2631
      @gbr2631 8 місяців тому +11

      ⁠@@diogoc500bruh I was a damn child in like 2nd or 3rd grade listening to this and it took me till like 14 or 15 to realize all their songs were jokes😂my ass 21 now listening to it

  • @vgu9219
    @vgu9219 5 місяців тому +50

    I can finally sing along with everyone else in this song after 25 years and some change! It feels great!

    • @butlermj76
      @butlermj76 2 місяці тому

      Congrats bro! 🎉

    • @grandmaster6215
      @grandmaster6215 Місяць тому

      No, you're gay you don't know hetro sex ​@KaydenHipperMusicMovieCritic

    • @heliomaciel
      @heliomaciel Місяць тому

      Congratulations! 🎉 👏

    • @katzistan
      @katzistan 12 днів тому

      Still counts

  • @LeQuack147
    @LeQuack147 3 роки тому +5127

    I love how wholesome the support is for the people celebrating their first time. Shine on you crazy diamonds.

    • @JJ-ex7fw
      @JJ-ex7fw 3 роки тому +93

      Lost it last night and playing it now 😂

    • @tezmard3003
      @tezmard3003 2 роки тому +15

      Only celebrate your first time I’d you’ve saved it for marriage

    • @SmashToBits
      @SmashToBits 2 роки тому +79

      @@tezmard3003 Dont fall for that nonsensical talk about magic sky daddy.

    • @georgiesnowdon7873
      @georgiesnowdon7873 2 роки тому +8

      My bf played it a couple of hours b4 I lost it lol

    • @iwatchwithnoads7480
      @iwatchwithnoads7480 2 роки тому +2

      @@SmashToBits don't fall for that edgelord blogger you worship

  • @poppulseupdate
    @poppulseupdate 4 роки тому +31586

    10 years ago, I commented saying I’ve never had sex.
    I am back now with the same comment

    • @kikod5087
      @kikod5087 4 роки тому +686

      That's kinda sad 😔

    • @poppulseupdate
      @poppulseupdate 4 роки тому +1479

      Kiko D it’s not the lack of sex that desponds me. It’s the lack of passionate, reciprocated love.

    • @jacobpratt8546
      @jacobpratt8546 4 роки тому +496

      Respect man, respect

    • @hopeworld_2190
      @hopeworld_2190 4 роки тому +650

      @@poppulseupdate that hit too deep for a UA-cam comment on a song called "I just had sex"

    • @johnnygat1956
      @johnnygat1956 4 роки тому +43

      K Clark my friend seems like you need to become an adult film after/actress

  • @LiftHillsandThrills
    @LiftHillsandThrills Рік тому +2675

    I've been playing this song EVERY time afterwards for 12 years... no regrets... still waiting to play it a second time.

  • @yashvaghela541
    @yashvaghela541 23 дні тому +8

    Just had it today guys, can confirm it feels great.
    Best 2 pumps of my life

  • @Chloe.A.Addams
    @Chloe.A.Addams 4 роки тому +4039

    This song is real??? I thought i just had a weird dream years ago.

    • @jenswisselink4393
      @jenswisselink4393 4 роки тому +99

      This was litterly the pinicle of humanity back then

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 4 роки тому +52

      Maybe life's just a huge dream

    • @creidy2018
      @creidy2018 4 роки тому +36

      IKR? This whole song seems like a fever dream lol

    • @theretaliation5616
      @theretaliation5616 4 роки тому +6

      I thought so too a year before😂😂

    • @voy4916
      @voy4916 4 роки тому

      Lmao ok

  • @becky1544
    @becky1544 3 роки тому +4456

    the fact that the comment section is still alive makes me so happy

    • @melBea123
      @melBea123 3 роки тому +6

      Totsss

    • @Lilah123-e2i
      @Lilah123-e2i 3 роки тому +8

      Same

    • @ToSGod
      @ToSGod 3 роки тому +2

      Song is still relevant.

    • @Tokebabe
      @Tokebabe 3 роки тому +2

      People do the search... Listen to song..... Comment on song... Because happiness...

    • @Tokebabe
      @Tokebabe 3 роки тому +3

      @Conner Viele don't you and your dad do this daily?

  • @agent-33
    @agent-33 4 роки тому +8593

    I will return when I'm qualified to sing this.
    EDIT: HOLYSHT I only got notified about this just now. I didn't know this comment got many attention. So about my status...
    *I AM QUALIFIED NOW!*

  • @catscradle333
    @catscradle333 21 день тому +14

    after listening to this song for five years, i can finally say: i did it lads

  • @89nsalem
    @89nsalem 3 роки тому +2816

    This song is dangerous. As an adult and an icu nurse I randomly start singing “I just had sex and it felt so good” thankfully my patients are sedated.

    • @ELECTRONICSFREAK
      @ELECTRONICSFREAK 3 роки тому +36

      LMAO!!!!

    • @caricature1997
      @caricature1997 3 роки тому +70

      Imagine being a parent of the patient and hearing this. 🤣

    • @MARA2570
      @MARA2570 3 роки тому +5

      Lucky-

    • @helrick2543
      @helrick2543 3 роки тому +16

      @Barron Moves-Like-This Did you also read the Cosby-philosophy?

    • @alexborr1746
      @alexborr1746 3 роки тому +3

      there is a film talking about this :P
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk_to_Her

  • @chaseminnix4845
    @chaseminnix4845 5 років тому +4195

    this is in my recommended in 2019...

  • @rugratrik
    @rugratrik Рік тому +1756

    I have never seen ANYONE as happy to be singing a song as Akon is in this one.... The genuine enjoyment he's having, perfect!

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Рік тому

      Of course he's happy, he just had sex!

    • @BookedDolphin80
      @BookedDolphin80 Рік тому +92

      He was definitely having fun with the boys

    • @Methus3lah
      @Methus3lah 11 місяців тому

      Because he just had sex

    • @NMELECT
      @NMELECT 11 місяців тому

      You’d be happy too if you just had sex ;)

    • @maenad1231
      @maenad1231 11 місяців тому +19

      It’s irresponsible levels of happy lol

  • @MiloSwioDigital
    @MiloSwioDigital 2 місяці тому +20

    Finally after 20 years of life, and 3 years of doubting myself in uni, listening to this song annoyed, I can finally join in with the singing 💪😊

    • @smrtalc
      @smrtalc 2 місяці тому +2

      congrats brother

  • @victorb9744
    @victorb9744 3 роки тому +1553

    this song is timeless comedy. and the fact that it’s a genuinely good song makes it so much better

    • @goldycoia6944
      @goldycoia6944 3 роки тому +4

      The

    • @MyNipplesArePointy
      @MyNipplesArePointy 3 роки тому +3

      The

    • @xGaLoSx
      @xGaLoSx 3 роки тому +2

      It's the sex song and will be forever. Countless people come here after boning, just as I have lol

    • @GaveMeStyle7
      @GaveMeStyle7 2 роки тому +1

      @@xGaLoSx Wish I played this song when I lost my virginity 🗿 would’ve been funny asf and she had a good sense of humour too

    • @mitchellboot9627
      @mitchellboot9627 2 роки тому

      They are comedians what did you expect

  • @anthonyairbender8957
    @anthonyairbender8957 2 роки тому +6299

    Finally, after many years, im happy to come back and say I can officially sing along

    • @ckelcro
      @ckelcro 2 роки тому +161

      My man! Welcome!

    • @ej2cool183
      @ej2cool183 2 роки тому +155

      Congrats. Still waiting for my time.

    • @kubix_816
      @kubix_816 2 роки тому

      U did it dog congratulations

    • @RM-wp7df
      @RM-wp7df 2 роки тому +36

      I am pretty close too 😅

    • @youngjoy2223
      @youngjoy2223 2 роки тому +12

      Here we go my man!

  • @vannessa9804
    @vannessa9804 5 років тому +754

    Damn it’s 2020 but This ain’t never going away

  • @clashsnow5965
    @clashsnow5965 Місяць тому +5

    I’m not kidding when I say this might be one of the best pieces of literature to ever grace the earth

  • @_mrcitron1128
    @_mrcitron1128 4 роки тому +9402

    6 years ago, I commented saying I’ve never had sex.
    I am back 7 years later just to say I did it boyzz
    Good luck to the others

    • @charlesquibin2780
      @charlesquibin2780 4 роки тому +316

      Lets goo!

    • @user-xe6nu9gf5w
      @user-xe6nu9gf5w 4 роки тому +280

      Congrats man

    • @XxJetGxX
      @XxJetGxX 4 роки тому +251

      Congrats on the sex

    • @adelaidebuges42069
      @adelaidebuges42069 4 роки тому +141

      I just lost mine like 10 minutes ago i lasted looong then we thought her mum was coming home and it was all over I should have not bothered holding on

    • @davilox07_15
      @davilox07_15 4 роки тому +17

      Noice

  • @seanfly5554
    @seanfly5554 5 років тому +531

    When I was a virgin I promised myself that I would blast this song after I lost it. And after I lost it I actually did do it on the drive home.

    • @seanfly5554
      @seanfly5554 5 років тому +11

      Bomb La Tour Nice! I’m 17 too man! And I’m also high

    • @jayshashigari5628
      @jayshashigari5628 5 років тому +45

      Sean Fly congrat for you both on being high

    • @smashkommentiert
      @smashkommentiert 5 років тому +13

      @@jayshashigari5628 shhh, they're living the high life now.

    • @manelpaulino1251
      @manelpaulino1251 5 років тому +8

      You guys have cars at 17??!!
      Man I’m sad. Im European

    • @wumpus3719
      @wumpus3719 5 років тому +3

      We're proud of you king😤 👌

  • @tomtomkingbenito5998
    @tomtomkingbenito5998 Рік тому +2776

    No matter how old this song gets, it will always have a special place in every man's heart.

  • @anondabs6353
    @anondabs6353 26 днів тому +6

    I can’t describe how much I love the lonely island, been a fan for over a decade. I remember being like 12 bumping this shit 😂. Here in 2024 ♥️

  • @amitabhsuyash1615
    @amitabhsuyash1615 Рік тому +3565

    I was a hopeless dude but now at 25 I can sing along out loud to this song!! Never give up! 😤

    • @adrianatariang5637
      @adrianatariang5637 Рік тому +75

      I am happy that you found hope my dude. Sing this song as loud as you can to inspire the homies around you.
      Persistence is the key 🌚

    • @daquanstrachan280
      @daquanstrachan280 Рік тому +45

      Welcome to the community my brother 😂

    • @cypatrickp
      @cypatrickp Рік тому +44

      Did you post this comment within 30 minutes tho

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 Рік тому +7

      @@cypatrickp no Akon says if you LAST 30 minutes

    • @shortfilmtrending
      @shortfilmtrending Рік тому +4

      *hehe)*

  • @chillrender5598
    @chillrender5598 3 роки тому +4043

    "She put a bag on my head!"
    "Still counts."

  • @mastercrazyyyd7699
    @mastercrazyyyd7699 4 роки тому +6383

    As a professional virgin, this song makes absolutely no sense to me

  • @DISMOTRON
    @DISMOTRON 13 днів тому +5

    Finally, it's done!!! 🎉 🥳

  • @lecharroper1646
    @lecharroper1646 5 років тому +2198

    9 years later and UA-cam recommended this hmm thx for the throwback

  • @sansthedrummer
    @sansthedrummer 4 роки тому +4906

    I'll be disappointed if people don't blast this song when quarantine ends.

  • @reinhardrebane1847
    @reinhardrebane1847 4 роки тому +9285

    Imagine, someone lost their virginity the same day this song came out.

    • @richardallen9123
      @richardallen9123 4 роки тому +340

      And now they have theme song...I hope it was a good experience for them...;)

    • @syd_barrett_lmfao
      @syd_barrett_lmfao 4 роки тому +61

      Richard Allen knowing the lyrics of this song and how disappointed the girls looked in the video, probably not lmaooo

    • @richardallen9123
      @richardallen9123 4 роки тому +45

      @@syd_barrett_lmfao Sadly....it takes years to NOT be a 3-pump chump....always "ladies first"...foreplay IS important...you can't cook until the stove is hot....guys need to wait until she genuinely comes at least once before going in...sadly, these are not easy lessons for my gender to learn...;)

    • @syd_barrett_lmfao
      @syd_barrett_lmfao 4 роки тому +10

      Richard Allen my female mind is just spinning rn tbh

    • @richardallen9123
      @richardallen9123 4 роки тому +4

      @@syd_barrett_lmfao sorry if I offended...i was just being honest...

  • @nsaucier1988
    @nsaucier1988 2 місяці тому +25

    1:37 I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anyone compliment Akon on that 🔥 “Manuuuaahhr” 😂

  • @aapohautsalo
    @aapohautsalo 3 роки тому +4025

    Peralta, Boyle and Captain Holt looking kinda different here

    • @MarkUs00
      @MarkUs00 3 роки тому +119

      Thank God I'm not the only one who thinks the same

    • @joshshackleton6247
      @joshshackleton6247 3 роки тому +21

      🤣 cracked me up 🤣

    • @MEMoOzSyRiaN
      @MEMoOzSyRiaN 3 роки тому +6

      Nice one 😂😂

    • @mdviperx
      @mdviperx 3 роки тому +28

      It's Peralta and the arcade manager, holt do be lookin weird tho

    • @hashcloud6308
      @hashcloud6308 3 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @fee68
    @fee68 5 років тому +7049

    I remember when this song came out, still haven’t had sex yet.

  • @oisinmaccumhaill7037
    @oisinmaccumhaill7037 4 роки тому +6945

    I still can’t believe Andy went from doing stupid and hilarious shit like this to Brooklyn 99.
    Oh wait, yes I can.

    • @JustKalMate
      @JustKalMate 3 роки тому +162

      Oisín Mac Cumhaill Brooklyn 99 is fucking awesome

    • @JoeBleasdaleReal
      @JoeBleasdaleReal 3 роки тому +84

      NOW NUMBER FIVE

    • @l0stnf0und
      @l0stnf0und 3 роки тому +139

      Brooklyn Nine-Nine is stupid hilarious shit. He's never changed

    • @gustavgans1807
      @gustavgans1807 3 роки тому +15

      @@l0stnf0und that what his comment implied

    • @wee3609
      @wee3609 3 роки тому +39

      They should play one of the lonely island's song during one of the episodes

  • @BenPikeTheActor
    @BenPikeTheActor 3 місяці тому +11

    I wish there was a recording of Andy Samberg calling Akon and asking him to do this song

  • @utahraptor4729874
    @utahraptor4729874 8 років тому +2528

    I'll never be able to sing along to this.

  • @CiardisInferno99
    @CiardisInferno99 3 роки тому +5899

    Honestly Akon's total lack of irony pushes this from "funny" to "legendary"

    • @1dareu2mov3
      @1dareu2mov3 3 роки тому +196

      One of my favorite parts is when he sings “manure” super melodically.

    • @XombeeHive
      @XombeeHive 3 роки тому +77

      @Gurpreet Singh Agreed. There's a whole assload of irony here. It's mocking the whole oversexed rap/rnb industry.

    • @teloscopic8748
      @teloscopic8748 3 роки тому +2

      heeeeeeeeck yeah

    • @rosk.wilburn5847
      @rosk.wilburn5847 3 роки тому +1

      247 lol

    • @laurenadams5146
      @laurenadams5146 9 місяців тому +2

      His arm movements when he sings for the “girls that let us flop around on top of them” 😂

  • @saahirahmed3323
    @saahirahmed3323 8 років тому +424

    Why is it that every time I listen to this song it always feels so epic and legendary?

    • @saahirahmed3323
      @saahirahmed3323 8 років тому +9

      BECAUSE IT IS

    • @izzygloria3121
      @izzygloria3121 8 років тому +1

      Savage Doge idk same

    • @girliearagoncillo1526
      @girliearagoncillo1526 8 років тому +1

      same here

    • @Yes-wu5ry
      @Yes-wu5ry 8 років тому

      CUZ ITS CLASH ROYALE!!!!

    • @alessandropandolfi213
      @alessandropandolfi213 8 років тому

      Savage Doge well maybe its the fact that they look like a pair of teenagers talking about how they had their sex,in other words... keep playing the song and dont question it

  • @apotheosis1375
    @apotheosis1375 3 місяці тому +7

    I miss those days when bangers like this came out

  • @ianlee4565
    @ianlee4565 4 роки тому +1979

    Is no one going to talk about how they got Blake Lively and Jessica Alba to be in this?

    • @anom9378
      @anom9378 4 роки тому +33

      I just noticed

    • @JayVu-ye9us
      @JayVu-ye9us 4 роки тому +23

      Im still wondering

    • @alexandrest-cyr5747
      @alexandrest-cyr5747 4 роки тому +38

      TLI got a lot of bigtimers in their videos lol . not rly surprising

    • @faismasterx
      @faismasterx 4 роки тому +70

      They were promised sex.

    • @francisjohnston8014
      @francisjohnston8014 4 роки тому +36

      what I'm wondering is how they got John McEnroe

  • @TheJoeHindy
    @TheJoeHindy 3 роки тому +1725

    Akon cemented himself as a national treasure with this song.

    • @randomheadful7190
      @randomheadful7190 3 роки тому +9

      I will always remember for being part of this song.

    • @alexg1778
      @alexg1778 3 роки тому +11

      International treasure.*

    • @chuckboy9372
      @chuckboy9372 3 роки тому +6

      "Semented"
      I'm so sorry.

    • @TheJoeHindy
      @TheJoeHindy 3 роки тому +1

      @@chuckboy9372 le sigh. Damn you that was funny.

  • @sarahs.1711
    @sarahs.1711 4 роки тому +2192

    I need a cover with Peralta, Boyle and Terry

    • @AjaraSosseh
      @AjaraSosseh 3 роки тому +24

      this is it!!! 😌

    • @puma1960
      @puma1960 3 роки тому +48

      @@jaiden4393 Ray could be a hypeman, just nodding in the background with flat face

    • @cabecadeosso7795
      @cabecadeosso7795 3 роки тому +10

      Imagine Peralta and Doug Judy singing this.

    • @trevs2183
      @trevs2183 3 роки тому

      You mean Jeffords

    • @spicylemon8501
      @spicylemon8501 3 роки тому

      I think you mean Peralta, Hitchcock and Skully

  • @Tiger_dude_3535
    @Tiger_dude_3535 2 місяці тому +10

    Tonight, at 23 years old, I finally did it!

  • @d_3767
    @d_3767 3 роки тому +4689

    When this song came out most of us were still virgins. And believe it or not we still are

    • @jacksmith2504
      @jacksmith2504 3 роки тому +54

      69 likes...nice

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify 3 роки тому +17

      @@jacksmith2504 96 now!

    • @cj.2eezy
      @cj.2eezy 3 роки тому +33

      Not me..

    • @bigpoppajersh
      @bigpoppajersh 3 роки тому +72

      Thankfully i got a kid to show i scored at least one time

    • @VoydStudios
      @VoydStudios 3 роки тому +17

      Speak for yourself chump change

  • @Atheist409
    @Atheist409 3 роки тому +8733

    My wife does not appreciate me singing this every time.

  • @arthurstrebel4424
    @arthurstrebel4424 2 роки тому +1294

    The best thing about this video is the joy that emanates from Akon the whole time! Makes me smile every time!

    • @candycigarette7202
      @candycigarette7202 2 роки тому +30

      100% agreed! Makes me smile every time.

    • @RaptorT1V
      @RaptorT1V Рік тому

      'cause he just had sex

    • @RKevinDoyle
      @RKevinDoyle Рік тому +45

      Yes yes yes - Akon is just so delighted to be singing this song and, of course, to have just had sex. The GOAT of Lonely Island guests (though T-Pain is a close second).

    • @brunonaletto2101
      @brunonaletto2101 Рік тому +30

      he seems to be really enjoying this, but then again every big star who partnered up with the lonely island seems to be having a great time. It's probably nice to let go of the serious stuff and do something goofy for a change lol

    • @panpan1287
      @panpan1287 Рік тому +3

      He's just having so much fun lmao.

  • @mogwiawolf4354
    @mogwiawolf4354 4 місяці тому +8

    Can't believe 13 years ago it came out i remember when it came out was 9 at the time still so great

  • @im_waffles2920
    @im_waffles2920 4 роки тому +14045

    Girls after sex: *Goes on with their life*
    Boys after sex:

    • @cazz8017
      @cazz8017 4 роки тому +79

      its true

    • @fahrinf
      @fahrinf 4 роки тому +32

      so true )

    • @fahrinf
      @fahrinf 4 роки тому +33

      and I'm a "boy" (seems the only one in this comments section), still, it's true as fuck!

    • @cazz8017
      @cazz8017 4 роки тому +6

      @@fahrinf very true

    • @Ylemonade
      @Ylemonade 4 роки тому +2

      Bitch, please! Think again!

  • @jitinkumar7742
    @jitinkumar7742 4 роки тому +4115

    This song is Captain Holt's worst nightmare.

    • @Jack-jq7rv
      @Jack-jq7rv 4 роки тому +126

      BONE!!!!!!!!!!

    • @alvarburstrom702
      @alvarburstrom702 4 роки тому +7

      Hahaha litteraly best coment ever written sorry grammar nazi's for the grammar

    • @alvarburstrom702
      @alvarburstrom702 4 роки тому +6

      @SharkTank what is it?

    • @F3NTPRINCESS
      @F3NTPRINCESS 4 роки тому +12

      Captain Holt:👁👄👁

    • @slipperylaw4329
      @slipperylaw4329 4 роки тому +29

      BONE?????!!! HOW DARE YOU DETECTIVE DIAZ IM YOUR SUPERVISOR OFFFFFFIIIIIIICCCCCCEEEEERRRRRRRR

  • @S2I2
    @S2I2 5 років тому +2631

    “I think she might have been a racist.. She put a bag on my head”
    Akon: It still counts

  • @ndouellette
    @ndouellette 3 місяці тому +5

    I love how much Akon commits to this and just looks like he's having the best time

  • @jwl00066
    @jwl00066 4 роки тому +729

    Akon seems to be enjoying himself so much in this video.

  • @ntate_mashia
    @ntate_mashia 4 роки тому +1072

    Weird how Andy hasn't changed a lot to this day.

  • @gabbydeloreann
    @gabbydeloreann 4 роки тому +2893

    10 years later and I just realized it’s Jessica Alba and Blake Lively.

    • @blackerthantheblackestblac3164
      @blackerthantheblackestblac3164 4 роки тому +21

      Who tf is that

    • @carolinagoncalves9973
      @carolinagoncalves9973 4 роки тому +6

      I know, right?

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 4 роки тому +37

      I know it was Jessica Alba I did not notice that was Blake lively until now. And not from this comment either. This weekend I saw a simple favor.

    • @wifine1951
      @wifine1951 4 роки тому +25

      Blake is Deadpool’s wife
      Jessica Alba was the Invisible woman from fantastic 4

    • @visionthedadwhoisnowdead2765
      @visionthedadwhoisnowdead2765 4 роки тому +40

      Wi Fine you did not just disrespect Ms. Serena van der Woodsen like that...

  • @jasonstem4378
    @jasonstem4378 День тому +1

    Here in almost 2025 and this is still one of the greatest songs/videos of all time

  • @maniak6496
    @maniak6496 3 роки тому +1103

    Akon looks like he’s having the time of his life, bless him.

    • @lxix_vaze
      @lxix_vaze 3 роки тому +21

      I mean he just did it

    • @jordan12118
      @jordan12118 3 роки тому +18

      He definitely just had sex before he did this

    • @invickyta
      @invickyta 3 роки тому +3

      im screaming omggggg

  • @Shft-T4b
    @Shft-T4b 4 роки тому +5083

    I still believe this is Jake everytime after he has sex with Amy.

    • @raphaelgomez604
      @raphaelgomez604 4 роки тому +163

      This is factual, Boyle is even there too lmaoo

    • @randomness5281
      @randomness5281 4 роки тому +166

      Gasps... TITLE OF OUR SEX TAPE

    • @maple8021
      @maple8021 4 роки тому +13

      Omg not the only one!!!

    • @nevey_cl
      @nevey_cl 4 роки тому +21

      I’m watching Brooklyn 99 now !😂

    • @yair1435
      @yair1435 4 роки тому +3

      you are not the only one }:

  • @TenThumbsProductions
    @TenThumbsProductions 3 роки тому +1708

    At the end of the song when it goes up a whole tone to a new key you can really tell they are passionate about this *sex* thing they are signing about.

  • @thenyanightv2177
    @thenyanightv2177 5 місяців тому +27

    Finally I relate to this song gang I did it

  • @fangbite
    @fangbite 4 роки тому +3545

    This is legit Charles, Terry and Jake.

  • @michaelrosenberger6704
    @michaelrosenberger6704 4 роки тому +434

    The fact that this song is nostalgic to me just for the reason that I listened to it religiously when I was a kid is sad

    • @georginalong7694
      @georginalong7694 4 роки тому +4

      Same here.... only now I play it after having sex 75% of the time haha

    • @ps3master72
      @ps3master72 4 роки тому +1

      I listened to the Minecraft parody "I just found diamonds" when I was a kid

  • @samybasile
    @samybasile 3 роки тому +5799

    "But she put a bag on my head!"
    "Still counts!"
    That shit still gets me dead 🤣

  • @kiriya69
    @kiriya69 2 місяці тому +9

    After 21 Years of being born.... I did it Boysss

  • @Devo57
    @Devo57 2 роки тому +1384

    “doesn’t matter; had sex” might be the greatest lyrics of all time

  • @alonsol2344
    @alonsol2344 4 роки тому +3064

    Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle and Terry.

  • @southernaristaeusoutdoor3451
    @southernaristaeusoutdoor3451 4 роки тому +1648

    If you’re listening this during quarantine, I’m missing times when life was a breeze during this time period....

    • @higharchbishopofteatasting6217
      @higharchbishopofteatasting6217 4 роки тому +7

      I have never found a comment that epitomized the last 3 weeks of my life better than this

    • @_DannyPhantum_
      @_DannyPhantum_ 4 роки тому +5

      Fr the whole quarantine iv jus been goin back and watching classic videos like this to remember how simple life was back then

    • @jasonc5931
      @jasonc5931 4 роки тому +3

      You never really miss things until they're gone... 😔

    • @usuallyiate3387
      @usuallyiate3387 4 роки тому

      Tube You I miss when stores wEre oPen mAn fUck soCiAl diStanCiNg

    • @southernaristaeusoutdoor3451
      @southernaristaeusoutdoor3451 4 роки тому

      USUALLY Iate I’m still working through this shit and I just make parts for jet engines...they aren’t even flying right now.

  • @vanlavish1851
    @vanlavish1851 13 днів тому +1

    I'm Brazilian, and believe it or not there are people in my country who genuinely listen and dance to this music without having the slightest idea of ​​what it means.

  • @lilougabriele5937
    @lilougabriele5937 4 роки тому +509

    First Time : Jessica Alba and Blake Lively .
    Congratulations Buddy.

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 4 роки тому +32

      Seriously. If your first time was with either of those women, you've already won life LOL.

  • @Bsus4films
    @Bsus4films 4 роки тому +2252

    I love how people are just ignorinng Jessica Alba, Blake Lively and tennis legend John McEnroe

    • @Jasmine-eu2bp
      @Jasmine-eu2bp 4 роки тому +39

      Omg that's who it is i knew i recognised blake haha

    • @carryeveryday910
      @carryeveryday910 4 роки тому +5

      Jasmine pretty sure you can’t miss McEnroe

    • @Kberridge
      @Kberridge 4 роки тому +32

      After seeing this video repeatedly for 9 years I just noticed this today and now I hate myself

    • @briannapiwowar9405
      @briannapiwowar9405 4 роки тому +4

      @@Kberridge same I didnt even notice

    • @nugieardhy8794
      @nugieardhy8794 4 роки тому +3

      @@carryeveryday910 pppp

  • @letsgoscoutside4910
    @letsgoscoutside4910 5 років тому +1529

    I will never get over how legitimately gleeful Akon is in this video hahaha

    • @thedaybreakboys4334
      @thedaybreakboys4334 5 років тому +63

      Let's Go Scoutside he’s happy cause he just had sex

    • @mediopngom559
      @mediopngom559 5 років тому +2

      Hum

    • @HZ-zt7nh
      @HZ-zt7nh 5 років тому +4

      compared to lonely

    • @axelekroth8104
      @axelekroth8104 5 років тому +4

      He cures depression with nothung but his smile

    • @hellreaper2845
      @hellreaper2845 5 років тому +7

      Bro, he had so much fun with this song 😂

  • @BradyNeary
    @BradyNeary 4 дні тому +3

    “I cried the whole time” underrated line