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  • Опубліковано 30 жов 2017
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  • @ineverknew5331
    @ineverknew5331 4 роки тому +6116

    Bruh I spawned as a Spider in The Philippines and some kids took and forced me to fight other spiders that are way out of my weight class

    • @niedodwyaneanthonye.7727
      @niedodwyaneanthonye.7727 4 роки тому +549

      Some kid just Spawn camped my family

    • @genethemineman
      @genethemineman 4 роки тому +239

      @Justinmatthew Perez Those ai are just more toxic as a ML player.. More toxic than the tarantula

    • @pker3293
      @pker3293 4 роки тому +84

      The spawn protection is necessary and the devs need to take it into consideration

    • @ultra990yt9
      @ultra990yt9 4 роки тому +32

      Shit. Samon will be buffed soon.

    • @Jahwie
      @Jahwie 4 роки тому +87

      Asia got a huge nerf with the a new virus class.

  • @snaper0218
    @snaper0218 3 роки тому +6847

    There's this glitch where when a spider main bites a human it turns into spiderman, really weird bug hope the devs fix this, very op for humans...

    • @eternalkino34
      @eternalkino34 3 роки тому +271

      Yeah the dev be chillin
      Dont make him come down here punk

    • @logandunlap9156
      @logandunlap9156 3 роки тому +605

      It ain’t a glitch, it’s an Easter egg.

    • @hallamhal
      @hallamhal 3 роки тому +193

      As if humans weren't broken enough

    • @mr.eldritch1589
      @mr.eldritch1589 3 роки тому +221

      That glitch is a myth! It only exists in fan-games...the Spider-Man glitch is to outside what herobrine is Minecraft!

    • @rickastley7756
      @rickastley7756 3 роки тому +80

      Tip for spider mains: spend 200 eveloution points on the move "summon 100" when you get damaged and you're on less than 5 health you can use it and it will summon 100 small spiders that can freak the human out so you could run (you can also use it to troll players when you kill you cause it automatically gets used when u die)

  • @thegoldencaulk2742
    @thegoldencaulk2742 2 роки тому +2295

    Social spider: AOE
    Tarantula: Tank
    Funnel web: DPS
    Jumping spider: * _boing_ *

    • @n0k148
      @n0k148 2 роки тому +103

      and cute eyes to entice the target

    • @TheIndoraptor
      @TheIndoraptor 2 роки тому +21

      What does AOE mean again?

    • @AnAngryMarauder
      @AnAngryMarauder 2 роки тому +59

      @@TheIndoraptor area of effect

    • @TheIndoraptor
      @TheIndoraptor 2 роки тому +29

      @@AnAngryMarauder Thank you very much. I finally found the answer thanks to you. Have a good day

    • @AnAngryMarauder
      @AnAngryMarauder 2 роки тому +7

      @@TheIndoraptor you as well

  • @Fackunator
    @Fackunator 2 роки тому +912

    I had a partnership with a tarantula player. She was a bit dumb at times, but I always ensured to get her XP with my grind. We shared server for 9 years, but unfortunately she disconnected from the game earlier this year. Miss you, Sammy

  • @hiddensoh223
    @hiddensoh223 4 роки тому +1779

    i was a spider main until a Human NPC stepped on me so i did my special move and spawned like 1000 spiders

    • @czarthetsar2968
      @czarthetsar2968 4 роки тому +177

      That was you?

    • @Catnippy
      @Catnippy 4 роки тому +114

      i hate u

    • @kaexewires7531
      @kaexewires7531 4 роки тому +32

      Mother friker, well atleast i was hiding and camping without them noticing me :) *i was the water spidah and catching peaple that where closer to the lakes!! get noob peaple who where playing as tiny ground types near me.* (well it was my first time playing so i might be an absolute idiot :))

    • @microTrash28
      @microTrash28 4 роки тому +6

      There aren’t any NPCs...

    • @Kargalagan
      @Kargalagan 4 роки тому +37

      @@microTrash28 maybe cashiers are NPCs, since I don't notice any feelings from them

  • @jesusdiscipledon1499
    @jesusdiscipledon1499 6 років тому +861

    I’m a megaflora mane. A huge tree to be exact. I’ve been alive for over 973 years, in March. Through a millennia of collecting Xp passively I have leveled up beyond the wildest imaginations of many other players. As I begin to share my stor.....
    *chain saw noises*
    Oh fuck.....

    • @drago9000
      @drago9000 6 років тому +16

      Sinbad from Shazam A DIS Chanel Movie lmfao

    • @InfernoPower
      @InfernoPower 6 років тому +5

      Sinbad from Shazam A DIS Chanel Movie Lol

    • @RavagersPrey
      @RavagersPrey 6 років тому +50

      *Titanic Flute music plays

    • @brycethorner
      @brycethorner 6 років тому +64

      Man sorry bro, sometimes you just get picked off by a hard counter.

    • @davekachel
      @davekachel 6 років тому +8

      git gud

  • @KhaledQara
    @KhaledQara 3 роки тому +305

    jumping spiders are actually really smart players. Their intelligence seeks the highest out of all the other builds in the game. They’re strategists who optimise the most out of the least amount of effort. They can take out opponents 2 or 3 times the size they are. I mean honestly almost all spiders are smart players, they know how to use their environment well even though they’re blind most of the day.

    • @araknidude
      @araknidude Рік тому +6

      i once saw a video of a jumping spider that attacked its prey around an obstacle by flaring its legs out like a sail to catch a crosswind

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako Рік тому +11

      Only Ogre spiders get blind during the day. Not all spiders.

    • @dmorgan0628
      @dmorgan0628 Рік тому

      They've survived many meta's man.

    • @KhaledQara
      @KhaledQara Рік тому

      @@StoutShako you are correct.

  • @christofferhenriksen7631
    @christofferhenriksen7631 2 роки тому +443

    5:47 i paused to see what spiders were the most toxic and saw lol players, so fucking true 😆

  • @yangrichardd
    @yangrichardd 6 років тому +5732

    Toxicity Level: LoL Players and Competitive Hanzo Main 😂

    • @dkpsyhog
      @dkpsyhog 6 років тому +248

      When you see a chart with a lot of words in a TierZoo video, you've gotta read them to find the obligatory Easter eggs XD

    • @vishnugautam8590
      @vishnugautam8590 6 років тому +9

      Y.Rich I saw that that was hilarious

    • @steveslothstorm1155
      @steveslothstorm1155 6 років тому +140

      Also we get to be the bottom on the list

    • @WyandWombat
      @WyandWombat 6 років тому +37

      I loved the cheetah on the glass cannon effectiveness chart. Poor buggers :D

    • @EpicFishStudio
      @EpicFishStudio 6 років тому +8

      venomancer from dota can't even compete in this!

  • @jamesmasonaltair1062
    @jamesmasonaltair1062 3 роки тому +3374

    Jumping spiders were correctly placed in A tier. However, their intelligence rating should perhaps have been a little higher. Had a girlfriend who had some as pets and I swear those little things recognized her. I'm not afraid of spiders, but don't really want them crawling on me either, but these jumping spiders actually seemed to show a limited kind of dog-like affection for her. They often rode around on her during the day when she was at work and just out and about. They were actually pretty cool little creatures.

    • @Octavian999
      @Octavian999 3 роки тому +598

      they're also easily the most adorable of all spiders

    • @infxted9087
      @infxted9087 3 роки тому +445

      You are definitely right. I can't remember what documentary I was watching but in it the researchers believed the jumping spiders to be the smartest in the whole insect kingdom. They use their eyes to communicate with each other I guess.

    • @meltedyakkystick3891
      @meltedyakkystick3891 3 роки тому +302

      One time I was trying to catch a jumping spider in my house and I swear it was looking straight at me the whole time like it knew something was up

    • @SpaceOddity8
      @SpaceOddity8 3 роки тому +161

      There's a really good book, Children of Time, about how Jumping Spiders were left to evolve on another planet and became an extremely intelligent species based on what they already had going on with them.

    • @StrictlyDeft
      @StrictlyDeft 3 роки тому +98

      Oh yeah, a lot of the jumping spiders are very smart but one in particular is big brain genius the Portia Jumping Spider. They are often nicknamed spider hunters

  • @mr-cactus1519
    @mr-cactus1519 2 роки тому +118

    There’s a hidden spider class:
    The Halloween Decoration.
    It disguises itself as an actual spider despite being made of cheap fabric. Not to mention, any human players who’ve completed the “Adult” achievement will not receive any fear debuffs from its presence.

    • @froggygamerboy4
      @froggygamerboy4 2 роки тому +9

      It basically has inf hp, it dosent die unless if it goes in a fire place or smth

    • @alexandercross9081
      @alexandercross9081 Рік тому +1

      There are adult humans who have the Arachnophobia flaw, which definitely get a fear response on these, though it only works if they are caught unaware

    • @toddfox2229
      @toddfox2229 4 місяці тому

      Also spiders hide in cities so they hide as these

  • @DUWANGlai_kangyi
    @DUWANGlai_kangyi Рік тому +20

    I think I accidentally found a cheat to immunize myself to the creepy factor, because to me spiders are adorable af

    • @GospodinSlav
      @GospodinSlav 9 місяців тому

      Bro I hate hax users, they make their lure 3x brighter than mine! They RUIN my day!

    • @amelinadebritobelchior8399
      @amelinadebritobelchior8399 7 місяців тому

      Same

    • @Levascus
      @Levascus Місяць тому

      Honestly they look like sticks except for tarantulas and they are adorable

  • @denmark5354
    @denmark5354 5 років тому +4083

    The fear debuff from spiders needs a serious nerf. I'm so glad that most spider mains don't play all that much on European servers.

    • @RogerTheil
      @RogerTheil 5 років тому +270

      That's why you play a build with high courage and practice your stomp.

    • @denmark5354
      @denmark5354 5 років тому +233

      @@RogerTheil Kinda pointless when there are some spider mains that have invested extra points evolving their exoskeleton trait. Stomp all you want, the darn thing takes minimal damage.
      And you forget that certain debuffs nullify other skils, traits and stats.
      Arachnophobia specifically nullifies everything related to bravery, and depending on the intensity of the debuff, it can also lower mobility to 0.

    • @RogerTheil
      @RogerTheil 5 років тому +128

      @@denmark5354 oh yeah I hate those players. Talk about an annoying playstyle to fight against. The stomp and twist combo is the only thing I've found that works against them.
      True, some players get hit hard by those randomized debuffs. Idk how the devs think it's fair, but I guess it's one of those sneaky nerfs they give some humans just because they know it's WAY too time consuming to quit and reroll over something like that.

    • @haydnadkins5007
      @haydnadkins5007 5 років тому +130

      Since I'm in the North American I not as lucky, but at least I'm not playing on the Australian server.

    • @TheDudlydude
      @TheDudlydude 5 років тому +35

      You can gain resistance to that debuff through research. Very few spiders can bite you let alone kill you and most bites attributed to spiders are the fault of other household pests.

  • @thattobithough7115
    @thattobithough7115 6 років тому +7441

    Just noticed that TierZoo is also a German word and means Animal zoo. Nice thinking or legendary luck

    • @xkilla911
      @xkilla911 5 років тому +456

      i would like a response to this

    • @deleted6792
      @deleted6792 5 років тому +111

      I bet it luck

    • @niklasmitfussl2639
      @niklasmitfussl2639 4 роки тому +303

      The german word for "Zoo" isn't zoo itself, it's "TIERGARTEN". The more you know

    • @soupsoup4245
      @soupsoup4245 4 роки тому +516

      @@niklasmitfussl2639 ... Does that mean kindergarten means children zoo?

    • @af6462
      @af6462 4 роки тому +251

      @@soupsoup4245 It's more like animal garden and kid garden, but pretty much!

  • @sarkzar
    @sarkzar 3 роки тому +42

    for people asking about the goliath bird eater- they're just big tarantulas, and funnily enough nowhere near the most aggressive. Bird eaters, like other tarantulas from the americas, are a lot less aggressive than ones from asia or africa, and make good pets (provided you have a basic idea of what you're doing).

    • @GospodinSlav
      @GospodinSlav 9 місяців тому

      Imagine playing on terrestrial servers.

    • @Levascus
      @Levascus Місяць тому

      the Bird Eater is very interesting. i learned about them in school

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 3 роки тому +107

    Just imagine the horror of a true eusocial spider build....

    • @BobThePenguin.
      @BobThePenguin. 2 роки тому +19

      Dont give them ideas

    • @frostyvoid827
      @frostyvoid827 2 роки тому +16

      @@BobThePenguin. ya…
      DO
      NOT
      GIVE
      THEM
      IDEAS

    • @lordicarus8807
      @lordicarus8807 2 роки тому +3

      Have you watched the movie Arachnophobia?

    • @Johncornwell103
      @Johncornwell103 2 роки тому

      There is already a spider like that in a sense.
      It's a type of jumping spider in SE Asia.
      In multiple studies it has shown to have it's own form of communication that it only uses with members of it's species.
      It also has been observed to actually have higher intelligence than almost all mammals other than primates, dolphins, or whales. When hunting larger targets it will actually throw rocks as a form of distraction, use previously caught small insects as bait etc...

    • @Sassaparilla
      @Sassaparilla 2 роки тому +6

      @@Johncornwell103 well that doesnt make it Eusocial. Eusocial would be as if a group of spiders gained a hive mind and effectively formed a governmental system, with specialized variants within their own species alone.

  • @Toopoo_
    @Toopoo_ 3 роки тому +1509

    “Spiders are the creepiest creature”
    *Every deep ocean predator ever wants to know your location*

    • @blahthebiste7924
      @blahthebiste7924 3 роки тому +106

      That's mostly just the lighting in their server that makes them creepy, they can look pretty derpy in plain view

    • @Cimsage
      @Cimsage 3 роки тому +73

      Still scary if you see a squid bigger than you in light or dark

    • @notamemberofilluminati8382
      @notamemberofilluminati8382 3 роки тому +39

      Just turn up brightness lol noob

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 3 роки тому +18

      @@blahthebiste7924 The snaggletooth would beg to differ. Also the goblin shark.

    • @ok-mn1we
      @ok-mn1we 3 роки тому +6

      Spiders are normal like everything else
      Even "the creepiest" ocean predator

  • @andrewanderson3016
    @andrewanderson3016 4 роки тому +1931

    I’d love to see a video on the microbiological builds.

    • @BRDoriginal
      @BRDoriginal 3 роки тому +35

      Not necessarily. animal builds have immune systems. Unless you help your host somehow, it will attack you. Plus you have a short lifespan to gain experience.

    • @octopushands6923
      @octopushands6923 3 роки тому +36

      I'd make a dick joke but I think that would be low teir move

    • @jens-eriksvrke2343
      @jens-eriksvrke2343 3 роки тому +7

      Dude there are so many groups to tier, I think it would have to made as a list by playstyles

    • @fredriddles1763
      @fredriddles1763 3 роки тому +9

      Call it "glass of water" meta; cover all the microbes that are normally found in a glass of water!

    • @breadsticks1655
      @breadsticks1655 3 роки тому +8

      Bacteriophage top tier. It has a great matchup against most bacteria and doesn’t even effect humans so they don’t get killed by them.

  • @xxx-ff9gw
    @xxx-ff9gw 3 роки тому +66

    Wow, you can literally hear how much he has improved over the years

  • @damcmadlad2975
    @damcmadlad2975 Рік тому +12

    Another thing to consider is that both the tarantula and the jumping spider have the lesser known ironically cute perk which was shadow dropped in the 21st century update of the game where some players of the human build provide support to them in a similar way cats and dog players are supported

  • @McKeelix
    @McKeelix 5 років тому +1889

    Jumping spider has a higher INT stat than pictured. It's important to have high intelligence in order to successfully calculate the kind of risks they tend to take. I would argue that they're a low S.

    • @secondrate4926
      @secondrate4926 5 років тому +237

      I would have to agree. Jumping spiders also have some of the most intelligent hunting strategies in the spider guild. They actively change their hunting patterns and maneuvers to optimize EXP gain. Data miners are still just figuring out the depth of their hunting capabilities. :D

    • @manfredking
      @manfredking 5 років тому +129

      Sammantha Mitcham absolutely, its important to remember that a small brain doesnt necessarily mean less potential max intelligence, and when it comes to jumping spiders, there are even builds that put so many points into intelligence that they can navigate hazardous environments by memorizing the map layout, hunt players out of their direct line of sight, mimic other builds’ behavior to infiltrate enemy bases, and even process remarkably high levels of visual data for their size, letting them recognize much larger entities as player models instead of just part of the map!

    • @LilacDownDeep
      @LilacDownDeep 5 років тому +44

      Especially if you include the Portia members of the Jumping Spider community, who are very intelligent and fierce hunters.

    • @claysoggyfries
      @claysoggyfries 5 років тому +2

      That's not from intellect, probably just second nature. It's the same with cats tails

    • @manfredking
      @manfredking 5 років тому +65

      Clay Soggyfries the most common use of the word “intellect” is to describe the ability of something to adapt and deduce information from its environment. the improvisation and planning skills shown by the portia genus are by any definition a sign of intellect. they act differently based on what resources they have available, they exhibit a sense of object permanence, and they are able to alter their plans partway through if need be. thats not muscle memory or pure instinct. thats the ability to learn. aka, intellect.

  • @mvttFPS
    @mvttFPS 6 років тому +5120

    lmao the idea behind this channel is pure genius and I can't believe it hasn't been done before, or hasn't been done well enough to get attention

    • @bass283
      @bass283 6 років тому +58

      Sly
      Casually explained sort of does it like this, though he doesn't do history

    • @clearlyanartistanimations6915
      @clearlyanartistanimations6915 6 років тому +29

      My friend and I were joking around with the idea way before the channel was even made. We called it Life 0.52. Called the presidents Admins and all other crap. :/

    • @someonethirsty1957
      @someonethirsty1957 6 років тому +14

      The idea came from casually explained. He released a video with the same idea and suddenly other people start doing it as well.

    • @bluedott8177
      @bluedott8177 6 років тому +6

      Yeah it needs to be a game

    • @kyle1267
      @kyle1267 6 років тому +13

      We need to have an actual game tho

  • @iranenor6965
    @iranenor6965 3 роки тому +124

    6:29 okay at least give them higher intelligence, they can literally map out a plan to get to their opponent. if that isnt at least 70 intelligence idk wtf is lol

    • @SagaDraws
      @SagaDraws 2 роки тому +1

      I mean spiders have an IQ of 1.8 sooooo

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 2 роки тому +47

      @@SagaDraws “Hm yes give the spider a written IQ test”

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 2 роки тому +1

      @Pleoryo ikr

    • @RIPMMC
      @RIPMMC 2 роки тому +11

      Yes but he went over the fact that jumping spiders have excellent vision, mapping and planing, especially for a tiny 2 cm being
      In the rest of the clip he showed of it attacking the other spider, you see the jumping spider spot the web from afar, then scanning its surroundings and coming up with an attack plan (and of course it comes up with some splinter cell style stuff)

    • @n0k148
      @n0k148 2 роки тому +3

      the jumping spider deserves S+ tier just for its coot litol eyes

  • @dominiczibuda5232
    @dominiczibuda5232 2 роки тому +23

    Beetle tier list, please. The strongest animal relative to it's weight is a beetle. They have some crazy builds too

    • @raistlin3462
      @raistlin3462 Рік тому

      Insects have already been covered.

    • @raistlin3462
      @raistlin3462 Рік тому

      @@theboredsaint
      "Vile comment, long time forgotten..
      Arise, arise by annoying powers...
      And stalk this channel once more."

  • @bot6935
    @bot6935 5 років тому +1787

    spider-man should've been SSSS+ tier
    -Genius
    -Fought a mad titan
    -Human disguise

    • @thebrainman4045
      @thebrainman4045 4 роки тому +16

      If he fights someone with a slipper then spiderman is screwed

    • @LeviathanTamer31
      @LeviathanTamer31 4 роки тому +27

      He's not a Spider in Disguise though. He's a human that adopted some spider-like qualities.
      Rather, what you're looking for is Spiders-Man. A single 's' in difference. But a major change in play. Spiders-Man takes "Co-op" play to a whole new level. It's a colony of tens of thousands of spiders working together to imitate Peter Parker. Complete with even occupying a suit and filling it to resemble a humanoid.

    • @Rbandzz.23
      @Rbandzz.23 4 роки тому +2

      I NEED SUBS its morales thats a common latin american last name, common in america too.

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 4 роки тому +1

      @@LeviathanTamer31 damn I didn't know spiders-man was a thing.
      I guess my original D&D character isn't actually all that original.

    • @LeviathanTamer31
      @LeviathanTamer31 4 роки тому +9

      @@kamikeserpentail3778 What're you talking about? You made a new character without any source that you recognized as being similar. That's plenty original, not to mention in what way you took them since then.

  • @rougetoad4937
    @rougetoad4937 3 роки тому +1433

    5:47
    Toxicity level: League of Legends player
    You’re goddam right

    • @dhruvaingale8718
      @dhruvaingale8718 3 роки тому +62

      Now play jungler
      Also, "competitive hanzo main"

    • @Kalossupremacy3356
      @Kalossupremacy3356 3 роки тому +4

      I HATE THE STUNNERS

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay 3 роки тому +3

      RougeToad49
      So like:you,ve been poisoned
      Killed*

    • @mr.eldritch1589
      @mr.eldritch1589 3 роки тому +11

      I love how video comment was somehow at the bottom. That is a...VERY nice change of pace.

    • @heksariusl8916
      @heksariusl8916 3 роки тому +5

      The comment i am looking for

  • @bedroombunny9529
    @bedroombunny9529 2 роки тому +13

    I definetly zoomed the browser window out to less than 50% while watching this video. I despise spiders but your videos are so educational that I knew I was going to learn something new even if it was about something I wish didn't exist, and I did. I did not know that there are Spiders that use their webs like air pockets and that's actually kinda of cool.

    • @Levascus
      @Levascus Місяць тому

      But theyre just a circle with 6 legs

    • @bedroombunny9529
      @bedroombunny9529 Місяць тому

      @@Levascus Demonic circles with too many legs.

    • @Levascus
      @Levascus Місяць тому

      @@bedroombunny9529 You have to remember that spiders, every arthropod and snakes fear you as much as you fear them

    • @bedroombunny9529
      @bedroombunny9529 Місяць тому

      @@Levascus Doubtful, they don't freeze, struggle to breathe, and feint upon seeing me.

  • @ajgarcia9879
    @ajgarcia9879 2 роки тому +13

    “Mike I swear to god” 😂😂

  • @elietheshark1497
    @elietheshark1497 4 роки тому +1712

    If jumping spiders aren't S class I'll be very put out
    Damnit.

    • @Rowantg
      @Rowantg 4 роки тому +81

      I'm more disappointed by the relatively low int score the jumping spider got.

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 4 роки тому +35

      I don't think he was giving out bonus points for being cute.

    • @AliciaSmiles947
      @AliciaSmiles947 4 роки тому +40

      I was dissapointed he gave them such a low intelligence considering Portia Fimbriata the most intelligent spider, which is a jumping spider. Although I don't necessarily want them to be S class. I wished he would have gave their intelligence better stats.

    • @Cy-ee4fr
      @Cy-ee4fr 4 роки тому +7

      I have arachnopobia
      I clicked the video
      Got scared
      ....
      Don't know what i expected.

    • @rowandowler511
      @rowandowler511 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah the fringed jumping spiders also don't kill mates, as well as being the smartest.

  • @victorzimm
    @victorzimm 3 роки тому +964

    the scariest thing about the brazilian wandering spider is it's aggression, once you're in their turf, they will lock you as a target and attack you

    • @somesaykosm8081
      @somesaykosm8081 3 роки тому +89

      Don't forget about the... side-effects.

    • @eduardolins5391
      @eduardolins5391 3 роки тому +50

      These bitches sometimes will stand up and if they do and you dont have a teammate around you kinda fucked

    • @jakobc.2558
      @jakobc.2558 2 роки тому +62

      Remind me to bring a Flamethrower for when I want to go to Brazil.

    • @carnage337.
      @carnage337. 2 роки тому +50

      @@somesaykosm8081 might you be referring to extremely painful errections that last hours?

    • @zoroverse8358
      @zoroverse8358 2 роки тому +9

      Eduardo Lins stomp on it but it usually wins the matchup thanks to intimidation.

  • @christianrichardson7541
    @christianrichardson7541 2 роки тому +2

    pregnant spider sitting on your living room floor: intimidation stats max, fight capability like nothing

  • @klaw2749
    @klaw2749 Рік тому +4

    I think this tier list deserves a remake since it's 5 years old. I just watched the insect tier list which was amazing. I think, perhaps, even instead of a new spider tier list, maybe make an arachnid one? It's not that this video is bad, I just think that there's many interesting spiders lacking from the list, not to mention the many kinds of arachnids most people don't even know about.

  • @shulkthesmileyboi
    @shulkthesmileyboi 6 років тому +645

    7:18
    _Alakazam and Little Mac._
    You, sir, have made an arachnophobe subscribe to you with a spider video. This is no small feat. Be proud.

    • @lFede64l
      @lFede64l 6 років тому +4

      KvAt
      Alakazam = Pokémon
      Little Mac = SSB character

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 6 років тому +1

      And SSB stands for 'Super Smash Bros.' in case you don't know!

    • @donutguy9228
      @donutguy9228 6 років тому +8

      Fede 64 Little Mac was from punch out not ssb

    • @lFede64l
      @lFede64l 6 років тому +4

      Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life I know, but it's tiers we're talking about, so I thought it would be better to mention a multiplayer game.

    • @lovaloo763
      @lovaloo763 6 років тому

      yeaaah nigga

  • @desu38
    @desu38 6 років тому +607

    I heard the first spider main was a human player named Arachne who was well known for the decorative items she crafted. She claimed she was better at crafting these items than the mods, so Athena, one of the mods at the time, challenged her. Arachne won with a tapestry that mocked the mods, so Athena set her race to spider in anger. She even gave the spider its signature crafting ability just to rub it in Arachne's face.

    • @deckpats
      @deckpats 6 років тому +70

      I can't believe she only god a 3 day ban with no further punishment for that. God needs to choose his staff better. Changing a player race manually is illegal in the Buddhist faction, and normally leads to perm banning or permanently changing a player's race to an F-Tier lightweight class such as a Canadian Soldiers. They're an insect class that live for 2 days and then die immediately, which automatically sets someone back to a best a Mouse/Rat class.

    • @bradleyprimeau8663
      @bradleyprimeau8663 6 років тому +13

      Middle-Aged Robloxer is funny as that was I'm gonna have to get all patriotic for that Canadian soldier thing. Have you ever looked up why the Whitehouse is white? It used to be called the presidents mansion. It was painted white to cover up the burn damage that remained after they repaired the structural burn damage. Who burned it down? Soldiers from the then named dominion of Canada. Have you ever heard the story of the tin pot navy? At the start of one of the world wars (can't be assed to remember which right now ) Canada had 6-ish ships. *FUCKING 6*. We finished the war with roughly two-HUNDRED captured enemy ships and enough constructed ships to make us the third largest naval power at the time. Canada's standing military may not be impressive, but when we need to go to war it gets impressive. REAL. FUCKING. FAST.

    • @MyLittleCreator
      @MyLittleCreator 6 років тому +15

      Well said. There is a reason Canadian soldiers were used as shock troops during ww1, and constantly positioned were the fighting was the fiercest.

    • @quintoncraig9299
      @quintoncraig9299 6 років тому +36

      No, Athena was jealous of the fact that Arachne actually was better than her (rather than claiming to be),
      it was a nearly identical case with Medusa (Whom managed to make a better looking avatar than that one Mod.)

    • @quintoncraig9299
      @quintoncraig9299 6 років тому +22

      Aphrodite! That was her name! Jealous bitch.
      The real kicker here is that even after the forced change Medusa still looked better.

  • @thelightbulb6657
    @thelightbulb6657 3 роки тому +7

    fun fact about black widows:
    one time my dad burned a black widow's egg sack and it smelled like fresh smores

  • @tomlom69
    @tomlom69 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you for the last two days of my content binging. Your channel is informational and hilarious with all the game banter. I love it 😆

  • @mellowdium1334
    @mellowdium1334 5 років тому +456

    Australian servers have a lot of spider mains, surprisingly

    • @MrHarumakiSensei
      @MrHarumakiSensei 4 роки тому +11

      Don't you mean UNsurprisingly?

    • @B.Scruby
      @B.Scruby 4 роки тому +34

      Yeah but Australian server is pretty filled with meme players. Like from what i know, about 90% of the overall player population there has some kind of wacky meme build like Kangaroos and Emus. Even the Humans have pretty meme builds there.

    • @MrHarumakiSensei
      @MrHarumakiSensei 4 роки тому +28

      @@B.Scruby Emus are OP. They pwned humans in the 30s.

    • @B.Scruby
      @B.Scruby 4 роки тому +13

      @@MrHarumakiSensei Hahaha yeah, i saw that pinned thread in the E.M.U Boards, saying how the Guild Leaders of the Human Faction decided to declare a Guild War against the Emu Mains for invading territory. Suffice to say, funniest thread i have ever seen in that Board, all the Emu mains were just spamming "Kekekekekekekekekekekeke" for about 120 posts.

    • @michaelscott8567
      @michaelscott8567 4 роки тому +3

      @@B.Scruby The Emu. The only thing to defeat the Australian army.

  • @ADAJ342
    @ADAJ342 4 роки тому +2428

    Other spiders: nooo you're a spider, you're suposed to camp
    Jumping spider: haha, spider go jump
    Wolf spider after seeing this meme: Am I a joke to you?

    • @dhruvaingale8718
      @dhruvaingale8718 3 роки тому +77

      Imagine complaining about someone *not camping*

    • @cavendor5286
      @cavendor5286 3 роки тому +63

      Ha ha spider go
      *YEET*

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 3 роки тому +39

      Spider go *_nyooom_*

    • @redheadpeperjack9569
      @redheadpeperjack9569 3 роки тому +31

      Ha ha tiny spider go boing

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 3 роки тому +41

      @@dhruvaingale8718 , to be fair.
      If you have an entire class KNOWN for camping and then you go right ahead and make and anticamping build on that same class you Know you're gonna get some weird looks.

  • @funnyman4311
    @funnyman4311 3 роки тому +3

    I love how the bark spider is just like: I swear to god man if I get back home and my web has been destroyed, I am gonna be pissed.

  • @ogpukas1864
    @ogpukas1864 2 роки тому +7

    4:27 imagine having a crazy good regeneration ability just for it to be used to be destroyed

  • @jagthecarguy4855
    @jagthecarguy4855 3 роки тому +1281

    Btw, Jumping Spiders should have HIGH intel levels. They are extremely smart and that’s part of the reason why they’re so accurate, because they need to carefully calculate their jumps.

    • @herec0mestheCh33f
      @herec0mestheCh33f 2 роки тому +118

      Plus they can execute plans and have a memory for good hunting grounds

    • @som9ne
      @som9ne 2 роки тому +69

      Within days of being born and they are better at math than most people. Top tier spider

    • @jagthecarguy4855
      @jagthecarguy4855 2 роки тому +21

      @@som9ne Definitely! Should be S tier all around!

    • @lestorbeeny8454
      @lestorbeeny8454 2 роки тому +61

      There's also evidence of them running around the edges of other spider victims webs and tucking on the strings in order to make the spider react so that it positions itself more favourably to the jumping spiders optimal attack position. Quite smart

    • @giacomocasanova2893
      @giacomocasanova2893 2 роки тому +18

      I see we here have all watched the video of Portia the adorable jumping spider

  • @PILAVGAMES
    @PILAVGAMES 6 років тому +3088

    The most annoying class in game right now...I hate campers

  • @cedlec02
    @cedlec02 2 роки тому +6

    Kinda surprised you didn't talked about the Goliath spider. Since I learned about its existence, my fear of spiders got worst.

  • @DjayT.
    @DjayT. 2 роки тому +12

    You can hate spiders all you want but you can't deny the fact how fascinating their methods are and how much of a variety exists of them

  • @e.a.t284
    @e.a.t284 5 років тому +1065

    League Of Legends player toxicity level couldnt be more accurate

    • @kyleauthinus7517
      @kyleauthinus7517 5 років тому +19

      I think it should be higher

    • @katipunan4212
      @katipunan4212 5 років тому +9

      Mine is higher if the teammates are idiots :')

    • @Jdne199311
      @Jdne199311 5 років тому +1

      i was about to say!!!

    • @Car-rp8dg
      @Car-rp8dg 5 років тому +7

      Now a fortnite players toxicity level is infinite

    • @BUURKUU
      @BUURKUU 5 років тому

      to low

  • @VeteranVandal
    @VeteranVandal 4 роки тому +277

    Had a Brazilian Wandering spider in my house before. We tried spooking, it didn't budge. We tried attacking it with a pole, it bit the pole. We tried fire. It didn't die. We had to stomp it with a pole 3 times and apply fire before killing it. It was too big to be left alone.
    Br wandering spiders are so aggressive you should approach them with caution. The mofos have no fear. Just hatred to everything in their path.

    • @averageisekaifan
      @averageisekaifan 4 роки тому +7

      mate there's no need to torture animals like that, a quick stomp while holding it with a stick always does the trick

    • @VeteranVandal
      @VeteranVandal 4 роки тому +38

      @@averageisekaifan if it was a spot with easy access...

    • @chickenbokernot2598
      @chickenbokernot2598 3 роки тому +9

      Greedy Crustacean they deserve it

    • @sunrisespartan1765
      @sunrisespartan1765 3 роки тому +20

      those spiders wear black air forces

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 3 роки тому +24

      Could’ve been a hacker, there’s no way it could’ve survived that many attacks.

  • @victoriaasenjo524
    @victoriaasenjo524 2 роки тому +6

    I didn’t know spider players formed teams! The guide I read said those giant webs were the result of spider players temporarily basing in trees during rainstorm events.

  • @swifttoplay3047
    @swifttoplay3047 2 роки тому

    i loved the intro, i know this ones a lot older but i still come back to watch all ur videos

  • @signaturerush
    @signaturerush 4 роки тому +980

    Me:you can't defeat me
    Spider:I know... But he can
    Cockroach: *Appears*

    • @peakpettammarong2834
      @peakpettammarong2834 4 роки тому +101

      cockroach : **flying* *Laughing** Are you fighting hard or hardly fighting >:D

    • @herrscherofsweets9583
      @herrscherofsweets9583 4 роки тому +5

      Welp, im screwed but the herrscher of truth's quantam wasps might be able to protect me.

    • @aikslf
      @aikslf 4 роки тому +2

      Jumping Spiders and Tarantulas with flying cockroaches can deter huge groups of humans as soon as they're sighted

    • @s5701
      @s5701 4 роки тому +3

      * activates gun ability *
      U W0t m8

    • @3dsoup147
      @3dsoup147 4 роки тому +1

      I Did A Thing's house lizards appears

  • @purple_baconhair8438
    @purple_baconhair8438 4 роки тому +1635

    Ayo bruh where my homeboy Minecraft spider at?

    • @scorpiogamer4962
      @scorpiogamer4962 4 роки тому +66

      And cave spiders too😂

    • @sylis7158
      @sylis7158 4 роки тому +47

      Bruh where is Webber from Don't Starve?

    • @MilesApartofficial
      @MilesApartofficial 4 роки тому +5

      Tier zoos real name is hank venom

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 4 роки тому

      He's on the mincraft tier zoo too op outsides spiders more balanced

    • @ultimateinternetman4335
      @ultimateinternetman4335 4 роки тому +5

      guys that mob is from a different game, dont be silly.
      unless the modders get back at it again, then they would be A tier probably.

  • @luisdominguez2048
    @luisdominguez2048 3 роки тому +3

    The way that certain arachnids carry their babies upon their backs is SO 🥰!!!!!

  • @brentschellekens4151
    @brentschellekens4151 2 роки тому +1

    "Ah, what a beautiful morning"
    Ogre spider: *MY EYES*

  • @enorinko5222
    @enorinko5222 4 роки тому +244

    I'm arachnophobic. I'm only seeing this 'cause TierZoo is amazing.

    • @OpwzRouge
      @OpwzRouge 4 роки тому +4

      Same here though skyrim spiders dont creep me out anymore

    • @enorinko5222
      @enorinko5222 4 роки тому +4

      @@OpwzRouge Lucky you, i'm terrified of them

    • @darthsidious6380
      @darthsidious6380 4 роки тому +3

      Same. I’m in the comments to look at something else and my toes are curled up lol

    • @Chazcam_Gaming
      @Chazcam_Gaming 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @DOOMZEDAY
      @DOOMZEDAY 3 роки тому +2

      The less mysterious the less you fear

  • @DeanHarper
    @DeanHarper 6 років тому +405

    You mentioned the tarantula Hawk and it got me thinking;
    What about a video focusing on counter-builds? You know, those builds that are made as specific counters to others. Or would that be too close to the troll builds (there's a lot of overlap there, I know)

    • @gadunka888
      @gadunka888 6 років тому +35

      DeanHarper mongoose is an A tier counter build, best matchup against snake players and decent against other animals. parasitic wasps are the other end of the spectrum

    • @mordecaimordecai1286
      @mordecaimordecai1286 6 років тому +10

      DeanHarper I was just thinking that after watching a video on the tongue worm which is a worm that eats and then becomes fish players tongues which seems like a troll if I ever heard one

    • @kryzethx
      @kryzethx 6 років тому +3

      Maybe even mentioning those certain pairs of creatures, where the prey evolves poison skin, which causes a predator to evolve specific poison resistances for it. I remember this being the reason for one of the most poisonous animals in existence.. but I forget where or what

    • @jajovicich
      @jajovicich 6 років тому

      This is such a good idea! I would love to see something like this next.

    • @captainnyet9855
      @captainnyet9855 6 років тому +4

      That list would be 90% wasps though.

  • @XTYWIZZ
    @XTYWIZZ 2 роки тому +3

    Me, an arachnophobia, watching this: "Hmm yes, specing into Pyrotechnics."

  • @annamonson212
    @annamonson212 3 роки тому +1

    I love this video so much, even if the focus on spiders as creepy (when are they really all that much creepier than a lot of other things?) Made my heart hurt a bit!

  • @TheMightyRip
    @TheMightyRip 3 роки тому +313

    That Don't Starve music is some of my favorites!

  • @bm8350
    @bm8350 6 років тому +173

    "Mike I swear to god"
    "What? Lol"
    "Don't you do this to me again"
    "What? This?"
    "nooooooooooo"

  • @_blank3829
    @_blank3829 2 роки тому +1

    love ur videos always a good watch:)

  • @Keivan.Bagheri
    @Keivan.Bagheri 2 роки тому +3

    1:09 That will give him claustrophobia.......and PTSD of course :D

  • @iamconfusion5323
    @iamconfusion5323 5 років тому +1029

    *mike i swear to god*
    "what? lol"
    *don't do this to me again*
    "what? this?"
    *nooooo*

  • @kretduy6959
    @kretduy6959 4 роки тому +866

    this had me checking my sorroundings for spiders the whole vid

    • @morningstar577
      @morningstar577 4 роки тому +8

      Same lol

    • @yungbratz6775
      @yungbratz6775 4 роки тому +13

      That’s why I don’t watch creepy videos

    • @andreianghelea6877
      @andreianghelea6877 4 роки тому +14

      Same, but now I also feel like they are on my neck or arms idk i am frightened

    • @demetriouswashington9349
      @demetriouswashington9349 4 роки тому +4

      u should not be scared because most are harmless!

    • @davide.9576
      @davide.9576 4 роки тому +1

      Spiders are like clowns. Before the media made it 'normal' to be scared shitless of them, I'm sure people could actually have a conversation or two about them without 30 people butting in and saying "BUT THEY'RE SCARY."
      Can you just, like, avoid spider videos and leave them for people who are actually interested if you're so terrified of them, instead of clogging up the comments with "MUH SCARY SPIDERS" comments? Please?

  • @ethanemerson4862
    @ethanemerson4862 Місяць тому +1

    I’d say the intelligence stat of Jummping Spiders should have been mentioned. They need to form complex plans of attack to kill other spiders that use webs.
    First, they have to observe their surroundings and calculate the best form of approach to kill the enemy web-base-using spiders, then take the risky jump.
    Second, if now route is available, they try to putt them selves on a branch above the web, then use their silk as an anchor point to lower themselves down for a sneak attack.

  • @banyani4048
    @banyani4048 3 роки тому +7

    5:47 accurate tho I'd actually make a new more reddish color for league players.

  • @IntroSpecktive
    @IntroSpecktive 6 років тому +7227

    I hate spiders more than anything, but I’ll watch this because I know it’ll be good

    • @absenteechild8542
      @absenteechild8542 6 років тому +85

      IntroSpecktive YOOO ITS INTRO! We should play League sometime-Relikk

    • @TierZoo
      @TierZoo  6 років тому +522

      loved your akinator vid IntroSpektive!

    • @johnfrompizzahut1991
      @johnfrompizzahut1991 6 років тому +16

      More than rolalina?

    • @IntroSpecktive
      @IntroSpecktive 6 років тому +204

      TierZoo thanks dude! Keep up the great work

    • @nicktsangaris9023
      @nicktsangaris9023 6 років тому +147

      It's official, both of my senpais acknowledge each other

  • @AintiTrippin
    @AintiTrippin 4 роки тому +1974

    You’ve made an error, jumping spiders are one of the smartest spiders. Should’ve put that intelligence a bit higher

    • @tangerbree-sunrise7932
      @tangerbree-sunrise7932 4 роки тому +45

      Abd where is the daddy long legs?

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 4 роки тому +185

      Tangerbree- sunrise daddy long legs aren’t spiders

    • @tangerbree-sunrise7932
      @tangerbree-sunrise7932 4 роки тому +11

      @@gaylordrobinson1199 actually they're real.

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 4 роки тому +188

      Tangerbree- sunrise I didn’t say they weren’t real, I said they weren’t spiders, which they aren’t.

    • @vilebloom
      @vilebloom 4 роки тому +8

      @@gaylordrobinson1199 what are they then

  • @LiberatedCastaway1
    @LiberatedCastaway1 Рік тому

    I saw the Frog and Toad book reference at the beginning. I loved those as a kid!

  • @christianrichardson7541
    @christianrichardson7541 2 роки тому +4

    the problem with the fear being valued is that the humans will attack with more irrational force than if you werent that intimidating

    • @GospodinSlav
      @GospodinSlav 9 місяців тому

      How do you even have the sanity to play spider builds in human-infested servers?

  • @theholyduck5520
    @theholyduck5520 3 роки тому +426

    Unique among arachnids, jumping spiders also have the "Adorable" buff, which can sometimes prevent it from drawing aggro against humans. It certainly works against me, I love those little buggers.

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille 2 роки тому +39

      Fun fact, some jumping spiders build use humans to protect themselves from bird players and other threats to them

    • @the_epic_uploader
      @the_epic_uploader 2 роки тому +12

      most spiders have that buff imo which is actually huge humans being the absolute apex predator being the best in all forms of mobility with the best speed power and intelligence in the game having the ability to prevent aggro from them is fucking huge

    • @thejuggercat
      @thejuggercat 2 роки тому +6

      @@the_epic_uploader i know that this comment is kinda old, but that really depends on the player more than anything, specialy considering some humans get the "fearless" random trait that makes intimidation attempts much less effective while others get the "arachnophobia" random trait that makes the human more scared of even the most harmless and cute spider than something like a crocodile, meaning some humans would gladly have a spider battle summon while others would not hesitate to use the napalm tech against spiders.

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 4 роки тому +261

    "mike I swear to god"
    "What? lol"
    "Don't you do this to me again"
    "what, this?"
    "nooooooooooo"

    • @QuckHead
      @QuckHead 3 роки тому +17

      NoriMori The little messages and cute clips in this video is just the best.

    • @mq9047
      @mq9047 3 роки тому

      Of course the troll’s named Mike 😂

  • @thecontrollerofbots4099
    @thecontrollerofbots4099 2 роки тому

    The way the Brazilian wandering spider just basically wrap it's arm around that weird grasshopper looking thing just straight killed

  • @EvonneSol
    @EvonneSol 5 місяців тому +1

    The jumping spider's high intelligence and charisma stat could boost them to S tier, particularly if they're being kept as human companions. Very few arachnids get the kind of popularity and boost from humans that they do, and they're not seen as as much of a threat because of this. In the city biome in particular they could be considered S tier, since they can navigate around more easily and are less likely to be killed by their human co-habitants. Unfortunately that does mean they share space with songbirds and pigeons, however, which would be a dangerous threat to them.

  • @Blizzic
    @Blizzic 6 років тому +1560

    Okay so most of these look terrifying but the jumping spider actually looks kinda adorable

    • @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429
      @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 6 років тому +159

      i only really get scared of spiders when they've got their front legs up because instinctually that means "hey big fella you better fuckoff right now y'see" but netcasting spiders are unnerving to look at

    • @Zodiacman16
      @Zodiacman16 6 років тому +88

      It's the eyes.

    • @evilbarrels2506
      @evilbarrels2506 6 років тому +83

      Nursery Web Spiders are also pretty cute, they're part of the wolf spider subclass, and despite being quite large they prefer curling into a ball and squeaking to attempt to scare away predators and only bite as a last resort. One of my sisters suffers from the arachnophobia debuff, and even she found this cute.

    • @PaulMurrayCanberra
      @PaulMurrayCanberra 6 років тому +41

      It's partly the eyes, and partly the way they don't really look spidery - they don't have spidery spider legs. Spiders move their field of vision by adjusting the position of their retinas. When their eyes go black, that means it's looking at you. The family name is Salticidae, and there are several genera. The "peacock spiders" are salticids, and well worth a google. www.google.com.au/search?q=peacock+spider&tbm=vid .

    • @thejurassicwarewolf3300
      @thejurassicwarewolf3300 6 років тому +18

      i want a jumping spider as a pet

  • @ammonoler5786
    @ammonoler5786 3 роки тому +699

    No two words have struck so much fear with me than "social spiders"

    • @davidevans7477
      @davidevans7477 3 роки тому +81

      If evolution has something to say, they may become the first s teir spider. All it takes is the eusocial trait to mutate. Pretty much once, and even ants will be given a money run. The one problem is humans, we will likely Torch their webs.

    • @tanostrelok2323
      @tanostrelok2323 3 роки тому +88

      Eusocial spiders: *Exist*
      Human mains: I love the smell of napalm in the morning

    • @helikopter4831
      @helikopter4831 2 роки тому +22

      Especially the “social” part *shudders*

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille 2 роки тому +5

      Can someone explain to me how is it scary that social spiders exist ? Genuinely curious.

    • @jayck7686
      @jayck7686 2 роки тому +35

      @@Carpatouille they are afraid of spiders teams planning ambushes and tactical teamplay to eat us humans

  • @normalpeoplelikeme
    @normalpeoplelikeme 5 місяців тому

    Was hoping to see the goliath bird eater get a ranking but still a great video nonetheless! It's interesting to see that you've somewhat scaled back on the stat display sometime between then and now.

  • @iIxInertiaxIi
    @iIxInertiaxIi 3 роки тому

    The poison splash for damage got me. I had to pause so I could like and comment, I was enjoying this so much.

  • @boxed_in4357
    @boxed_in4357 3 роки тому +906

    The jumping spider is actually pretty cute. Except when they jump on your face

    • @williamdunbar2449
      @williamdunbar2449 3 роки тому +22

      Ya know, mine never tried that yet, and now Im scared

    • @rumpelstilzz
      @rumpelstilzz 3 роки тому +38

      There's a lot of tarantulas too that love jumping. One of my psalmopoeus irminia is called Jolly Jumper for a reason. I stopped counting how often she jumped on me when I opened the enclosure :D Lot bigger and heavier than any salticus or phidippus 2 cm jumping spider and not even half as smart...

    • @phillipusaudox9156
      @phillipusaudox9156 2 роки тому +10

      They make great pets too

    • @MCoconut97
      @MCoconut97 2 роки тому +2

      @@rumpelstilzz thats sounds gross

    • @rumpelstilzz
      @rumpelstilzz 2 роки тому +16

      @@MCoconut97 Nah I consider it cute

  • @aidancash4555
    @aidancash4555 4 роки тому +860

    Me: Spiders aren’t that bad.
    TierZoo: Social spiders
    Me: aww fu..

    • @AJKecsk
      @AJKecsk 4 роки тому +11

      HArvest that sweet sweet spider silk

    • @triciam930
      @triciam930 4 роки тому +50

      Imagine taking a hike and you walk into their web and it just swarms u

    • @germangamer7377
      @germangamer7377 4 роки тому +1

      They barely exist

    • @stealthyshadow567
      @stealthyshadow567 3 роки тому +4

      Oh ya there’s only a few species out there, but there’s social tarantulas that can get around 5 or 6 inches in size and will live with around over 20 in one web. Fun pets

    • @el_mr6439
      @el_mr6439 3 роки тому +15

      @@stealthyshadow567 social what?!

  • @minerxen
    @minerxen 10 місяців тому +2

    I was a bat main. I just switched to human the moment a freaking spider killed me.

  • @skyhi9992
    @skyhi9992 Рік тому +1

    Tierzoo: Radio: Deploying flashbang.
    Me: GODDAMN IT THANKS FOR FLASHBANGING ME A BILLION TIMEIN THE BEGINNING

  • @jordontp
    @jordontp 6 років тому +823

    10 pm : time to sleep
    4 am : spider tier list
    edit: thanks guy

    • @freestylefighter13
      @freestylefighter13 6 років тому +13

      literally me right now.

    • @tuxedosteve1904
      @tuxedosteve1904 6 років тому

      craptain crunch lol its actually happening right now.

    • @keanecarotenuto
      @keanecarotenuto 6 років тому

      Alright, give it up, where are you watching me from...

    • @blinkyblitz1030
      @blinkyblitz1030 6 років тому

      Same bro also did you know captain crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.

    • @marjaschmidt490
      @marjaschmidt490 6 років тому

      same

  • @LollOl-ps4yy
    @LollOl-ps4yy 3 роки тому +557

    Every one has seen an s tier spider
    Remember that one time that huge spider was in your house?
    Def s tier

    • @markt2609
      @markt2609 3 роки тому +33

      No that’s F true, for FUCK!

    • @barrettfenwick8028
      @barrettfenwick8028 3 роки тому +9

      Burlington Barn Spiders.... Hell hath no imagery worse then a barn full of them... o_o

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsp4733
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsp4733 3 роки тому +10

      Don’t remind me, I’m still traumatized from that huge hairy beast.

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 3 роки тому +10

      ayy the huntsman spider
      downright confused why it's not in the vid considering there are many articles about them

    • @questionfor9502
      @questionfor9502 3 роки тому +8

      Take my advice
      DO NOT LIVE IN THE FUCKING FOREST
      Reason being spiders fall on you ( and did I mention that they can grow around 12cm in size )

  • @endodd_7742
    @endodd_7742 2 роки тому

    There are a bunch of spider branches that have a low damage stat but are still very popular among players.
    The Tick build seems quite effective as they have no natural predators and have spread over a majority of the map.
    Also some low stat spiders are very well adapted to live in human bases. The Pholcidae branch for example also have the ability to confuse predators with their vibration skill.

  • @ShovelChef
    @ShovelChef 2 роки тому +1

    2:27 - That yell made me choke laughing. Maybe I shouldn't eat while watching these! 😂

  • @megarollxrgmbroadcasting91
    @megarollxrgmbroadcasting91 5 років тому +1427

    I have severe arachnophobia why am I watching this

    • @n4rband
      @n4rband 5 років тому +27

      Same it’s so damn hard

    • @MAX-gk5qf
      @MAX-gk5qf 5 років тому +10

      same... I can't sleep now :(

    • @burritoclan585
      @burritoclan585 5 років тому +3

      Same

    • @gunargundarson1626
      @gunargundarson1626 5 років тому +19

      Glad to know whose bloodline is weak when I start a genocide. #happyhunting

    • @dragonzee123
      @dragonzee123 5 років тому +3

      One shall win a hundred battles if you know your enemy and know thyself. Thats why

  • @ROYBGP
    @ROYBGP 4 роки тому +443

    "Mike I swear to god."
    "What?"
    "Don't do this again-"
    I died

    • @kaexewires7531
      @kaexewires7531 4 роки тому +1

      me: Man why did Mike do this again? this could end up in the two DYING! what was Mike thinking about?!
      Mike: (i don't want peaple to fear me, it's time to go)

    • @FLY1NF1SH
      @FLY1NF1SH 4 роки тому +5

      @@kaexewires7531 more like when you're playing co op and your friend thinks its funnier to fail the mission for both of you

    • @dangaspar3242
      @dangaspar3242 4 роки тому

      Oh shit i just noticed somebody made a comment just like mine before me. (not exactly the same but yeh)
      *Guess i'll die*

  • @lordtalo2062
    @lordtalo2062 3 місяці тому

    There was a Jumping Spider main at my High School who was pretty keen on camping the "Trash Can" Area that's so common for Fly mains.
    This Jumping Spider main had potentially the most overpowered camping spot of any player I've ever come across.
    Huge tech for any up and coming Jumping Spider Mains.
    That specific Player convinced me that Jumping Spiders can't be ranked outside of S tier.

  • @wilcoxway
    @wilcoxway 16 днів тому

    Fun fact: There's a player by the name of Number16 that has the longest standing victory lap record for any spider faction of 43 years. It was a trapdoor spider build.
    Unfortunately, their longstanding run was cut short when a crow player discovered their location and dug them up.

  • @ronindrix2272
    @ronindrix2272 4 роки тому +450

    Jumping spiders actually have a surprisingly high int score for a spider class player, I'm surprised you missed that.

    • @kaexewires7531
      @kaexewires7531 4 роки тому +20

      Ngl, when I started watching this video, spiders are REALLY interesting, and i thought they where just wimps without purpose, but now, i just find them Neat!

    • @monkey_is_tired9349
      @monkey_is_tired9349 3 роки тому

      ,

    • @welshcrusade9837
      @welshcrusade9837 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, the Portia jumping spider specifically is very smart

  • @postironicusername
    @postironicusername 6 років тому +106

    beetles?
    mantids?
    animals with thumbs?
    normal fish?
    deep sea?
    raptors?
    animals that live in primarily human areas like squirrels, seagulls, pidgeons and stuff?
    desert?
    maybe even like, plants?

    • @jonathanlea6638
      @jonathanlea6638 6 років тому +5

      Yes, plants please!

    • @Shipfish
      @Shipfish 6 років тому +2

      Urban animals would be great! The neighborhood cat would probably be A-tier. I think their only losing matchups would be coyotes and the occasional really ballsy hawk? I've seen cat players reach out of their weight class and defend their spawns against bears and such.

    • @oliwer1402
      @oliwer1402 6 років тому +1

      psycho mantis?

    • @samjoshi1812
      @samjoshi1812 6 років тому

      Dinosaurs.

    • @anansi4849
      @anansi4849 6 років тому +1

      PLANTS PLS

  • @TheFlogger567
    @TheFlogger567 2 роки тому +2

    Camel spider? Huntsman Spider? Would have been nice to see where they fall on the tier list since they are both very big and aggressive

    • @rachieebeee
      @rachieebeee 7 місяців тому

      camel spiders aren't spiders fun fact! they're a different kind of arachnid, even tho i do they are very cool.

  • @AlphaSeagull
    @AlphaSeagull 2 роки тому +2

    I wish you would've included the Wolf Spider in this tier list. They don't even bother with strategy, they just kinda chase other players and get wins with brute force

  • @AngelSamael
    @AngelSamael 5 років тому +637

    As a Jumping Spider main I feel obliged to correct you as Jumping Spiders have some of the best intelligence and stealth builds despite being incredibly tiny and unable to change our appearance. We're not only able to disguise ourselves as ants visually to deter attackers but we've cracked the chemical code ants use making some of us effectively invisible to ants so they acts as body guards and food sources.
    Our intelligence is unrivaled by any other creature in our weight group and we compare to some of the smartest animals. We are not only able to plot jump trajectories but we can also plan ahead and learn which feeds backs into our stealth skill as we can descend onto unsuspecting prey and walk on the web of another spider without them realizing.
    I demand a public apology and correction or every Jumping Spider will grief you and may I just remind you that Jumping Spiders are the only spiders that can see you.

    • @ByzantineBlinder
      @ByzantineBlinder 5 років тому +83

      I like to imagine you as a furry with your fursona being a jumping spider

    • @trap5934
      @trap5934 5 років тому +30

      Hey what’s up jumping spider main 😄
      I’m a jumpy boi too and I got offended by this video to

    • @redsprite3237
      @redsprite3237 5 років тому +30

      Don't even talk about INT until you've at least invested into the Portia skill branch. As someone running a P. fimbriata build, I can say with certainty that other spiders don't even compare and are honestly just wasting their points.

    • @pawekostyra1667
      @pawekostyra1667 5 років тому +39

      And they also have the hidden trait called cuteness, they betray their scary appearance for a more tiny, adorable look. Which in turn allows the jumping spider to survive the current human meta

    • @ollie7070
      @ollie7070 5 років тому +6

      Mr. Doge You dont have to add onto it, its already not that funny.

  • @LimeyLassen
    @LimeyLassen 6 років тому +860

    It's tough being a Hobo main. It's fun to play because you can move fast and PVP other spiders but someone on the American server spread a rumor that we were killing humans and they started griefing our spawn points. ::|

    • @grainassault4844
      @grainassault4844 6 років тому +73

      I love that eight-eyed emote.
      Edit: two months later I realize it's only 4.

    • @GregoryMom
      @GregoryMom 6 років тому +29

      Limey Lassen The mods. Contact the mods. Griefing is against the rules.

    • @NarschoolVlog
      @NarschoolVlog 6 років тому +51

      GregoryMom well the human build is griefing the environmental generators currently and they haven’t been nerfed..

    • @galacticaschuyler9580
      @galacticaschuyler9580 6 років тому +37

      All us American server humans need are the hairspray and lighter combo attack, and you've got spawn point genocide

    • @JacobKendrick
      @JacobKendrick 6 років тому +42

      GregoryMom the issue is, human players seem to have found a way around the moderators. Obviously it's only a matter of time until they catch up but with some advancements and safeguards against nerfs like natural disasters and the spawn rate of humans all around the world decreasing the chance of a widespread nerf hitting all players it's probably just best to play a slow game until they inevitably wipe themselves out. Seems to be accelerating as of late so just wait out.

  • @IamDrDapper
    @IamDrDapper 3 роки тому +6

    Fun Fact: 3,5 - 6,1% of Human players have a significant waekness to spiders, called arachnaphobia. I'm one of these

  • @Kruppt808
    @Kruppt808 2 роки тому

    up where we live in the up country Hawaii, no cockroaches, mosiqtoes or ants but we got lots of spiders. not cane or brown spiders, just little to medium size black ones(no hour glasses) that love all the bugs, we have to sweep/spray for them once a month around the outside of our house, inside on the ceilings, corners, porch because they set up fast.

  • @jongy
    @jongy 5 років тому +1330

    I made a mistake clicking this

  • @comradetortoise
    @comradetortoise 6 років тому +163

    I actually do have an S tier spider build. The Portia Spider, a specialization of the Jumping Spider tree that is speced into intelligence. They specialize in manipulating the web and behavior of other spiders and pwnzoring them

    • @AsDeft
      @AsDeft 6 років тому +19

      Intelligence is such an op stat :/

    • @shogunmintz
      @shogunmintz 6 років тому +3

      Someone read Children of Time

    • @samjoshi1812
      @samjoshi1812 6 років тому +3

      +Brandon M. Bruursema But one of the hardest to acquire and utilise with effectiveness.

    • @xplosionslite6439
      @xplosionslite6439 6 років тому

      +mintymint emperor THIS! I'm so surprised no one else's read it, if you haven't you owe it to yourself to check it out from audible, etc if you like evolution and biology's role in sci fi.
      It charts the evolution of the Portia species to a sentient civilization as a result of a nanovirus unleashed on them and their interactions with a colony ship of humans escaping an uninhabitable sol system over several hundred years in a believable and fascinating way.

    • @comradetortoise
      @comradetortoise 6 років тому +1

      Nope. Just an entomologist.

  • @nsrgzh3887
    @nsrgzh3887 Рік тому

    A lotta nice spec oneshot clips in this video very much approved !