[ASMR] hannibal lecter cooking

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  • @emilianobernal7274
    @emilianobernal7274 3 роки тому +25606

    Normal people: Mac N' Cheese
    Hannibal: Matt and Denise

  • @ala5rdd200
    @ala5rdd200 2 роки тому +15903

    Normal people : Fish and chips
    Hannibal lecter : Fred and Chris

  • @xeli3046
    @xeli3046 8 місяців тому +1242

    I love how the lighting and camera filters can make good food look so sinister and uncanny

    • @allforone5955
      @allforone5955 4 місяці тому +76

      That kitchen was designed to look like a morgue.

    • @europa_the_last_battle
      @europa_the_last_battle 3 місяці тому +19

      Well, it looks delicious to me

    • @dude7813
      @dude7813 2 місяці тому +24

      @@europa_the_last_battleYeah, it does. The fact most of it is human, doesn’t take away the fact it looks good. Just takes away how appetizing it is, and if I’d eat it.

    • @fleabaguette9699
      @fleabaguette9699 2 місяці тому +8

      Thats what always stood out to me, the filter makes the food look so unappetizing, like the meat is rotten!

    • @UncannyTLA
      @UncannyTLA 18 днів тому

      Very Uncanny...

  • @CabinetofThorns
    @CabinetofThorns 9 місяців тому +3392

    It’s fascinating to know that they got a group of professional chefs to come in and talk about how they would go about preparing meals made from human flesh

    • @shiro5805
      @shiro5805 9 місяців тому +201

      the chefs were unaware the meat was human.

    • @hez859
      @hez859 5 місяців тому

      Think he is talking about consultant chefs for the show​@@shiro5805

    • @Fridelain
      @Fridelain 4 місяці тому +123

      IIRC it was just Janice Poon that did the food for the show, she published a book called "Feeding Hannibal".

    • @plarizedpinklemnz6964
      @plarizedpinklemnz6964 2 місяці тому +49

      ​@@Fridelain Janice Poon was the food stylist on board but she and Bryan Fuller also spoke to Jose Andres about the what Hannibal would cook, how he would cook it and how he would plate it. So it was basically just Poon, Fuller and Andres writing emails to each other on how to cook people lmao

    • @248winter
      @248winter 2 місяці тому +2

      WHAT

  • @SoldierD-
    @SoldierD- 3 роки тому +10747

    The victims be watching from heaven like “damn i had some juicy thighs”

  • @tranminhang5904
    @tranminhang5904 2 роки тому +17339

    “This Big Mac is good”
    Hannibal:”Yeah,Mac was a good guy”

  • @mr.s845
    @mr.s845 2 місяці тому +251

    "yo man you got some ice cream in your fridge"
    Lecter: "Nah man only Ben and Jerry"

  • @PeterMasalski93
    @PeterMasalski93 11 місяців тому +5877

    Hannibal: I'd like to order, please!
    What kind of Pizza do you want?
    Hannibal: I don't care, make sure the delivery guy is chubby and Italian.

  • @Coco_724
    @Coco_724 3 роки тому +10373

    Other cannibals: *attack people and eat their meat raw*
    Hannibal Lecter: "Professionals have standards."

    • @abirmawi2808
      @abirmawi2808 3 роки тому +135

      Indeed sir

    • @conradee8130
      @conradee8130 3 роки тому +127

      I see the team fortress 2 reference

    • @peenutchris7133
      @peenutchris7133 3 роки тому +69

      this man is a great chef

    • @Rodan-vm5cj
      @Rodan-vm5cj 3 роки тому +104

      Be polite,be efficient,and be ready to kill everyone you meet

    • @LegendaryJM
      @LegendaryJM 3 роки тому +28

      Professional Cannibal😂

  • @vinefrommyhead2874
    @vinefrommyhead2874 4 роки тому +15965

    Gusto: Everyone can cook!
    Hannibal: and everyone can be cooked!

  • @TheHirohikoAraki
    @TheHirohikoAraki Місяць тому +83

    Formal people: Let’s eat, everybody!
    Hannibal Lecter: _Let’s eat every body._

  • @thenameisnav
    @thenameisnav 6 місяців тому +262

    He's cooking with love and heart ( literally 💀)

  • @cassie65
    @cassie65 4 роки тому +17011

    Someone asks him what's he cooking.
    Him: it's a family recipe

    • @the_seer_0421
      @the_seer_0421 4 роки тому +420

      Literally

    • @underratedbe8184
      @underratedbe8184 4 роки тому +135

      NOOO KDNSNS

    • @unhopefullyasmr
      @unhopefullyasmr 4 роки тому +34

      HA

    • @unhopefullyasmr
      @unhopefullyasmr 4 роки тому +38

      @@the_seer_0421 yes that's the joke

    • @hatred9427
      @hatred9427 4 роки тому +36

      It's funny how in the media, any cannibal killer excuse for the meal they're serving it's a family recipe, people like... Uh, Skinner from The Simpsons... And uh...

  • @constipation4650
    @constipation4650 3 роки тому +3713

    "Everyone was harmed during the making of this video"

    • @PurpleBlueHaze
      @PurpleBlueHaze 3 роки тому +42

      This made me laugh 😂

    • @kryptonavenger2024
      @kryptonavenger2024 3 роки тому +24

      What about the camera man?

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 3 роки тому +70

      @@kryptonavenger2024 he’s missing a leg

    • @ravioliguy7113
      @ravioliguy7113 3 роки тому +24

      @@acek2016 that is incorrect the cameraman can regrow his body from nothing

    • @zeeshanroshan
      @zeeshanroshan 3 роки тому +3

      LMAO

  • @OneAlgea
    @OneAlgea 3 місяці тому +184

    Hannibal has some mad skill and confidence cooking with sleeves rolled down a lot of the time

  • @watto7291
    @watto7291 11 місяців тому +342

    You know what, if I had to get eaten by a cannibal, I would appreciate them at least preparing me this well

  • @giantristanmadrid8113
    @giantristanmadrid8113 3 роки тому +81084

    Hannibal “I think I’ll go vegan this time.”
    *Three vegan people gone missing*

    • @alfashark2463
      @alfashark2463 3 роки тому +1413

      lmao

    • @icekid5011
      @icekid5011 3 роки тому +790

      Lmao

    • @niiko3337
      @niiko3337 3 роки тому +791

      Much improvement lol

    • @JBGARINGAN
      @JBGARINGAN 3 роки тому +351

      Yep, he went for the certified pasture raised meat rather than factory farmed right there.

    • @mansi1955
      @mansi1955 3 роки тому +42

      😂😂😂

  • @frankpetes1000
    @frankpetes1000 3 роки тому +5476

    Imagine saying. "Man that was good" and hes thinking. "Yes that man was good"

    • @Deadassbruhfrfr
      @Deadassbruhfrfr 3 роки тому +254

      Pretty gay you know. Having another man inside you.

    • @carlosflores2156
      @carlosflores2156 3 роки тому +184

      @@Deadassbruhfrfr being gay sounds kinda gay, doesn't it?

    • @abiyyuritchie8353
      @abiyyuritchie8353 3 роки тому +20

      @@Deadassbruhfrfr i tough he was talk about the Cannibal Doctor,not the Gay Doctor

    • @Deadassbruhfrfr
      @Deadassbruhfrfr 3 роки тому +40

      @@abiyyuritchie8353 cannibal gay doctor.

    • @abiyyuritchie8353
      @abiyyuritchie8353 3 роки тому +4

      @@Deadassbruhfrfr bruh XD

  • @Rekaert
    @Rekaert 8 місяців тому +767

    The genius of that series is that it's presented to you as human flesh in many cases, but the presentation is so immaculate, you find yourself salivating at human flesh, and you have to continually remind yourself that it isn't. Then you get to the point where you really don't mind if it's human or not. It just looks delicious.

    • @St4rTr3v1Ut10n
      @St4rTr3v1Ut10n 8 місяців тому +75

      Might be a "you" thing dawg. I just saw human meat and was grossed out by it. Even the fish I came to saw as "human-adjacent," like if you touch other food after working with raw meat it becomes contaminated. I guess my brain works correctly and there's something wrong with yours.... and everyone else's 😂

    • @Rekaert
      @Rekaert 8 місяців тому +29

      @@St4rTr3v1Ut10n Perhaps! At the end of the day, it's all just meat. 😈

    • @Golan_Vivaldi
      @Golan_Vivaldi 7 місяців тому

      @@Rekaert Enjoy your prion disease, man.

    • @naughtymelon6712
      @naughtymelon6712 5 місяців тому +24

      Too right. The Omelette he cooks at 3:50 looked so tasty, I genuinely had to remind myself "Oh right! He put a human liver in there..."

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 3 місяці тому

      ​@@St4rTr3v1Ut10n I'm in your walls. I'm gonna gobble your liver.

  • @AA-qb7ni
    @AA-qb7ni 8 місяців тому +231

    This show is a true masterpiece. I always loved how both beautiful yet also gruesome these cooking scenes were.

  • @leonardopolato2634
    @leonardopolato2634 3 роки тому +16661

    Hannibal is the type of man that could lietarally turn Gordon Ramsey into an idiot sandwich

  • @nerkdurgen5574
    @nerkdurgen5574 4 роки тому +6347

    He looks like someone who no one would suspect as being a cannibal, but also wouldn't be surprised when they find out

    • @call_me_kaylee4755
      @call_me_kaylee4755 4 роки тому +77

      True

    • @nerkdurgen5574
      @nerkdurgen5574 4 роки тому +281

      @yooem 26 Maybe don't go over for dinner then

    • @insertcrudenamehere6341
      @insertcrudenamehere6341 4 роки тому +65

      He looks like my old English long term sub that guy also liked cooking and I still use his recipes

    • @nerkdurgen5574
      @nerkdurgen5574 4 роки тому +37

      @@insertcrudenamehere6341 tell me, what meat does he usually use?

    • @owl5339
      @owl5339 4 роки тому +15

      @@nerkdurgen5574 the D.

  • @AlooLeloo-ru6ym
    @AlooLeloo-ru6ym 3 місяці тому +44

    I love it how everything is done to its perfection, Mads really made me believe that i was watching an actual psychopath, cooking people... Hannibal was really one of the most spectacular characters to ever exist.

  • @aenigmatrices
    @aenigmatrices 2 місяці тому +26

    I know it's supposed to be horror movie lighting, but I seriously cannot imagine myself cooking with light that dim.

  • @srijanchakraborty203
    @srijanchakraborty203 4 роки тому +16153

    I don't care how disgusting the concept is.
    This guy really respects his ingredients.

    • @Orchidlettux
      @Orchidlettux 3 роки тому +292

      Srijan Chakraborty
      Even the f i s h e s

    • @architech02
      @architech02 3 роки тому +708

      To be fair he only eats rude people

    • @zkrama1639
      @zkrama1639 3 роки тому +111

      Masterchef level right there

    • @andyn510
      @andyn510 3 роки тому +162

      @@architech02 a few exceptions.

    • @cardordrgz2820
      @cardordrgz2820 3 роки тому +59

      "Professionals have standards" headass

  • @gianlozano102
    @gianlozano102 3 роки тому +6984

    Random Twitch Girl: “roast me”
    Hannibal: say no more

  • @orko_8
    @orko_8 8 місяців тому +32

    There is the famous face mask of Hannibal at 2:40. Nice symbolism.

  • @GhanBuri666
    @GhanBuri666 11 місяців тому +323

    Thanks to this show I started cooking at home and I totally loved it! Thank you mr Lecter!

  • @marlinojeengah84
    @marlinojeengah84 4 роки тому +30733

    Teacher: You shouldn't eat in class.
    Hannibal: I will eat the class

    • @suzymarzan1344
      @suzymarzan1344 4 роки тому +80

      😂😂💯

    • @dr.oktavius5669
      @dr.oktavius5669 4 роки тому +79

      A good one

    • @AlxzAlec
      @AlxzAlec 4 роки тому +75

      Darl Chiggie Hannibal the cannibal

    • @ded836
      @ded836 4 роки тому +35

      4:00

    • @tchonnie
      @tchonnie 4 роки тому +21

      Before i watched this there were an ad for Edeka wich is a german food store 😂

  • @lordfarquuad207
    @lordfarquuad207 4 роки тому +9923

    "Daaaamn, where can I find a man like this?"
    *"In prison."*

    • @god4.308
      @god4.308 4 роки тому +93

      From making a perfect sandwich to making a sandwich with nothing

    • @NearoLC
      @NearoLC 4 роки тому +49

      Spoiler alert:
      Well in the end of the series he fell of a cliff but alright😂

    • @franz3810
      @franz3810 4 роки тому +6

      basically me

    • @salwshussein5387
      @salwshussein5387 4 роки тому

      >___< ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬hihihihihihihihihi

    • @kagome2540
      @kagome2540 4 роки тому +2

      Oh my Lol 😂

  • @valdemircjr
    @valdemircjr 10 місяців тому +74

    *Guest starts eating the food*
    Hannibal in his mind: LMAO 🤣

  • @michelepella2768
    @michelepella2768 11 місяців тому +26

    I've never seen something so appealing and yet so uncanny.
    So grossly mouth watering, so disgustingly inviting.

  • @Gnarlypickless
    @Gnarlypickless 3 роки тому +2994

    "what do you find physically attractive on a person?"
    "The meat, of course."

  • @user-il2dt2fk9x
    @user-il2dt2fk9x 4 роки тому +14019

    There are so many people in this video LOL

  • @jackgreedy9964
    @jackgreedy9964 3 місяці тому +15

    Such a great guy, he is a gentleman and knows how to cook, I hope he’s not evil or anything

  • @davepaez2019
    @davepaez2019 10 місяців тому +133

    Cannibalism has never looked so delicious

    • @Savage-mh2qz
      @Savage-mh2qz 3 місяці тому +9

      Oh boi

    • @Wolfubs
      @Wolfubs Місяць тому +1

      This is horrible and disgusting to see.

    • @kaiser-qe7iy
      @kaiser-qe7iy Місяць тому

      ​@@Wolfubs youre next. you better have some delicious meat.

    • @HipHop-ic6km
      @HipHop-ic6km Місяць тому +1

      I don’t think Cannibalism is disgusting in the first place , I’m genuinely curious as to why people find it ‘disgusting’ when they eat other species of animals without any regrets

    • @kaiser-qe7iy
      @kaiser-qe7iy Місяць тому

      @@Wolfubs youre next

  • @fatalanimations1
    @fatalanimations1 4 роки тому +5039

    Gordon Ramsay: This tastes so bitter
    Hannibal: He was a bitter man

  • @justordinaryday8712
    @justordinaryday8712 4 роки тому +5009

    Will Graham : "What's for dinner?"
    Hannibal : "Evidence."

  • @gnrlyj
    @gnrlyj 9 місяців тому +72

    You can't question the freshness of the ingredients you know it's always fresh.

  • @JavierRamirez-mf3tl
    @JavierRamirez-mf3tl 10 місяців тому +51

    I like the Japanese animation in many of the movies the dishes are prepared and it is seen how they are cooked as well as the details of the cut, the mix and the presentation is something that is not seen much in western cinema but this type of detail in the series or movies I like a lot. They should appear in more western movies or series.

  • @--dopinn1143
    @--dopinn1143 4 роки тому +6260

    teacher: no food in the class
    guys from the back of the class:

    • @RydersRacing
      @RydersRacing 4 роки тому +12

      Unlucky Few you’re so funny🙄

    • @--dopinn1143
      @--dopinn1143 4 роки тому +162

      @@RydersRacing my papa's told me the same

    • @brothinkhecarti69
      @brothinkhecarti69 4 роки тому +6

      @WWE Teemo it would be amazingly sick have a friend like you

    • @brothinkhecarti69
      @brothinkhecarti69 4 роки тому

      @WWE Teemo lol

    • @ElNanoPrincipeDasAsturias
      @ElNanoPrincipeDasAsturias 4 роки тому +4

      Well,if the guys from the back of the class were cooking THAT way...well,I guess there's supposed to don't exist a teacher anymore

  • @huxley8671
    @huxley8671 2 роки тому +18692

    Parent guests: "Let's eat, kids!"
    Hannibal: "Yeah, let's eat kids!"

    • @DaddyFett2
      @DaddyFett2 2 роки тому +111

      Lol

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 2 роки тому +645

      *_Reasons Why Punctuation Matters [Vol 18]:_*

    • @Centaur1991
      @Centaur1991 2 роки тому +1

      Hannibal didnt eat kids, sick people and old people. Kids reminded him to his sister,while old and sick didnt taste good. So....

    • @pedrourbano501
      @pedrourbano501 2 роки тому +267

      I think Hannibal is too much of a gentleman to eat a kid.

    • @erwinesto3408
      @erwinesto3408 2 роки тому +184

      He actually likes kids, remember he easily befriended that Japanese boy at the end of the movie Hannibal, they even shared a meal.

  • @watchguy7986
    @watchguy7986 11 місяців тому +34

    One of the best shows ever. Would be happy to dine with this man

  • @user-ek5vc1fi6m
    @user-ek5vc1fi6m 11 місяців тому +27

    何気にこれ見て料理楽しくなった笑笑

  • @Songoluffy
    @Songoluffy 3 роки тому +3025

    This is the man who takes roasting people to a whole 'nother level.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 роки тому +35

      And literally

    • @suky733
      @suky733 3 роки тому +1

      Oh yeah you can tell

    • @Coal_XVII
      @Coal_XVII 3 роки тому +3

      Coming from my mind aaaaah we' golden wind tanananada danana..na....na... uhm

    • @dajorge6579
      @dajorge6579 3 роки тому +4

      @@Coal_XVII Torture dance???

    • @chaitanyapendam974
      @chaitanyapendam974 3 роки тому

      😂😂

  • @Loltroll8
    @Loltroll8 5 років тому +9625

    When she says eat me but you take it too literal

  • @TheMrBonzz
    @TheMrBonzz 3 місяці тому +10

    Crazy enough this video and woody getting cleaned up was my gateway drug to ASMR videos, now i can't relax when i wanna sleep unless i listen to ASMR first.

  • @TraitofSiNN727
    @TraitofSiNN727 15 днів тому +3

    "..if the food runs out, we still have each other.."
    - Hannibal Lector.

  • @Lemon-jv7br
    @Lemon-jv7br 3 роки тому +41275

    Cooking in a white shirt is some legendary level of confidence

    • @racsosov
      @racsosov 3 роки тому +755

      It most surely is😂🤙🏽

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 3 роки тому +785

      I'm sure a Wendigo knows what it's doing when he's in his own kitchen, lmao.

    • @Uggggu
      @Uggggu 3 роки тому +161

      I don't get it, he pulls up his sleeves and isn't that enough

    • @quartxio
      @quartxio 3 роки тому +572

      @@Uggggu there's a chance he might stain the white shirt with whatever he's cooking and stains really stand out on white shirts

    • @noone-zy9gt
      @noone-zy9gt 3 роки тому +22

      Salt bae

  • @kaweing7336
    @kaweing7336 2 роки тому +4540

    Vegan : "Is the food Vegan?"
    Hannibal : "It can be one"

  • @user-dy7qd8vi3r
    @user-dy7qd8vi3r Місяць тому +6

    2:00 ここのウニを乗せたあと、箸でちょっと撫でるのが好き

  • @Flurgburglr
    @Flurgburglr 11 місяців тому +31

    This guy has some amazing cooking skills. I'd love for him to have me for dinner

  • @alexgeorge9617
    @alexgeorge9617 3 роки тому +5431

    "No animals were harmed during the making of this video"

  • @solidsnake9898
    @solidsnake9898 2 роки тому +10317

    Guest: “What’s this little dish over here?”
    Hannibal: “Oh that’s just a kid’s meal.”

  • @hoaang9455
    @hoaang9455 Місяць тому +7

    Imagine attending a Party where Hanibal is the chef 💀

  • @LillyLovesLiving
    @LillyLovesLiving Місяць тому +3

    I never know what it is about his cooking scènes but they're just addicting to watch everything is so perfectly done

  • @ThatOneAnimal
    @ThatOneAnimal 4 роки тому +5031

    Teacher: No eating in class!
    The kids in the back of the classroom:

    • @icecream1454
      @icecream1454 4 роки тому +38

      Wait wot?

    • @ozanyabuki5563
      @ozanyabuki5563 4 роки тому +79

      Ice Cream They are eating the weird kid

    • @ifelohslefthand1423
      @ifelohslefthand1423 4 роки тому +3

      Why does everybody say this comment soo old

    • @atae.9291
      @atae.9291 4 роки тому

      What a stupid fucking joke

    • @annabourbon
      @annabourbon 4 роки тому +12

      LOL I just imagined my classmates cooking Hannibal style in the back of the class, let me tell you, it's hilarious.

  • @solidsnake9898
    @solidsnake9898 2 роки тому +9087

    Guest: “Wow, this meat is so delicate!”
    Hannibal: “She was a delicate girl.”

  • @born_black_the_fire
    @born_black_the_fire 9 місяців тому +18

    めちゃめちゃ昔にハンニバルもマッツも知らずにこれ見て感動してたけど、どっちも知った今料理が何でできてるかっていうのとマッツのセクシーさで純粋な心でみれなくなっちゃった😂

  • @notbadsanta
    @notbadsanta 4 місяці тому +5

    This still manages to look incredibly appetizing even after knowing the context.

  • @ablysmal
    @ablysmal 2 роки тому +4911

    "Art should comfort the disturbed, and disturb the comfortable"

    • @smaug9833
      @smaug9833 2 роки тому +42

      Best comment

    • @sanem4208
      @sanem4208 2 роки тому +40

      Geez that’s fockin dEeP mate

    • @ablysmal
      @ablysmal 2 роки тому +15

      @@sanem4208 bro u guys tryna take some dabs?

    • @sanem4208
      @sanem4208 2 роки тому +3

      @@ablysmal hdf

    • @Stroeem
      @Stroeem 2 роки тому +4

      @@ablysmal hahahah what a response bro

  • @NotoriousMach
    @NotoriousMach 3 роки тому +3784

    Vegans: STOP COOKING ANIMALS!
    Hannibal: ok. Im cooking you instead.

  • @noimage1254
    @noimage1254 10 місяців тому +47

    Props to the cameraman, recorded everything without getting eaten

  • @MEHDIGAMINGJustGaming
    @MEHDIGAMINGJustGaming 4 місяці тому +7

    they let him cook and he cooked half the cast

  • @sherrimooncat8368
    @sherrimooncat8368 4 роки тому +6785

    *He loves serving people, doesn't he?*

    • @akira9195
      @akira9195 4 роки тому +94

      Damn.

    • @4rifr0mthe3nd
      @4rifr0mthe3nd 4 роки тому +55

      Well, I mean... He's a cannibal

    • @AlxzAlec
      @AlxzAlec 4 роки тому +6

      GermanEnderGirl what does that have to do With this comment

    • @lilrice7865
      @lilrice7865 4 роки тому +68

      Nice way of using words mate

    • @solosogreedy
      @solosogreedy 4 роки тому +9

      My boy with the double entendres I see you 😉

  • @vincentkonkel9627
    @vincentkonkel9627 4 роки тому +4627

    He's having an old friend for dinner.

    • @probablynotleo4340
      @probablynotleo4340 4 роки тому +121

      underrated and dark af

    • @onehitwonder1697
      @onehitwonder1697 4 роки тому +2

      Cheers mate

    • @SAJ.GAMING
      @SAJ.GAMING 4 роки тому +6

      good one......everyone like to have friends at their place (i mean on chairs ,not freezer??

    • @LordYuriX
      @LordYuriX 4 роки тому +5

      literally 😂

    • @therealunslimshady471
      @therealunslimshady471 4 роки тому +1

      Vincent Konkel that can be interpreted in more ways then one

  • @tinytuti777
    @tinytuti777 7 місяців тому +5

    The only ASMR I ever needed!

  • @richardallan2767
    @richardallan2767 9 місяців тому +13

    Always loved how some of the most engaging and mouth watering food porn set to celluloid is from a series about a cannibal.

  • @retroaf7652
    @retroaf7652 3 роки тому +3959

    “No animals were harmed in the making of this film”

    • @goodpigeon650
      @goodpigeon650 3 роки тому +130

      2:48 mmmm... Fish?

    • @thousand7480
      @thousand7480 3 роки тому +17

      @Imperial Terra depends on what you believe

    • @jkaeqpo400
      @jkaeqpo400 3 роки тому +12

      @Imperial Terra Nope humans are not animals

    • @Oiram_2
      @Oiram_2 3 роки тому +40

      @@jkaeqpo400 Humans are rational animals

    • @jkaeqpo400
      @jkaeqpo400 3 роки тому +24

      @@Oiram_2 That's what separates us from "animals" because we are rational

  • @agandner
    @agandner 3 роки тому +2952

    Crying mother : my son was such a delicate and sweet boy
    Hannibal : Indeed he was

    • @ShrekGKSPrivacy
      @ShrekGKSPrivacy 3 роки тому +48

      Ok that is depressing

    • @derigel9783
      @derigel9783 3 роки тому +103

      @@ShrekGKSPrivacy But in this context its fucking funny.

    • @ShrekGKSPrivacy
      @ShrekGKSPrivacy 3 роки тому +7

      @@derigel9783 oh well. But think about how depressing it is for the mother. Her son was just a child but his mother lost her son to a cannibal. Isn’t it so depressing?

    • @derigel9783
      @derigel9783 3 роки тому +51

      @@ShrekGKSPrivacy
      Its a joke dammit!
      That poor made up mother an her child.

    • @chanjianyang5009
      @chanjianyang5009 3 роки тому +8

      @@ShrekGKSPrivacy cant u take a fucking joke sir

  • @hdkhoa7892
    @hdkhoa7892 7 місяців тому +8

    Jokes aside, he deserves some Masterchef's awards.

  • @user-un2nj5uo6j
    @user-un2nj5uo6j Місяць тому +3

    The most classy cannibal i’ve ever seen.

  • @khanhlam882
    @khanhlam882 4 роки тому +3749

    Gordon Ramsay: This person is so undercooked you might as well invite him to dinner with us

    • @Native_Beats_
      @Native_Beats_ 4 роки тому +144

      These breasts are so dry, I can hear the old bag nagging in my ears already

    • @Karma-gl5hc
      @Karma-gl5hc 4 роки тому +4

      😂🤣

    • @GroovySquiddo
      @GroovySquiddo 4 роки тому +3

      I can’t breathe I haven’t had a good laugh like this in a bit 😂

    • @willafowler5530
      @willafowler5530 4 роки тому

      DKSJFIDSKSLZ

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 4 роки тому +1

      That’s a good one.

  • @ChiTownXpress
    @ChiTownXpress 4 роки тому +3723

    Gordon Ramsay: "Finally, some good fucking food!"

    • @pavle4328
      @pavle4328 4 роки тому +6

      Game of Thrones 😂😂😂😂

    • @aajgm2916
      @aajgm2916 4 роки тому +15

      It's raw

    • @luwopp607
      @luwopp607 4 роки тому +1

      PAN-MAN I want to like it but it’s 669 I can’t ruin it

    • @ceridwenmae5206
      @ceridwenmae5206 4 роки тому

      HAHHAHA

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 4 роки тому +16

      WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HUMAN SAUCE?!

  • @nicolasgomesdosanjos754
    @nicolasgomesdosanjos754 2 місяці тому +6

    Normal people: I want a cigarrete.
    Hannibal: I want Margarette.

  • @voskanova9349
    @voskanova9349 10 місяців тому +9

    Never would've thought i'd be into Cannibal ASMR

  • @sahilbasera834
    @sahilbasera834 4 роки тому +6471

    Normal people : Mac and Cheese
    Hannibal :
    Matt and Denise.

  • @apizzapls
    @apizzapls Рік тому +5

    Why do I always come back to this clip

  • @GhostyMist
    @GhostyMist 8 місяців тому +9

    Being turned into a 5-Star meal is almost an honor…almost.

  • @DCannonLive
    @DCannonLive 3 роки тому +2686

    Hannibal: “If people make you sick then maybe you should cook them longer”

  • @alexlazzerly3677
    @alexlazzerly3677 3 роки тому +5578

    Whoever's idea it was to have Hannibal's cooking of human parts look visually beautiful instead of grotesque is a genius.

    • @ThatGuyMata
      @ThatGuyMata 3 роки тому +44

      @@suzannafeeney5762 Literally nobody asked lol

    • @NaViAgain-ts9lj
      @NaViAgain-ts9lj 3 роки тому +281

      @@ThatGuyMata oh piss off...

    • @tumanforlife5977
      @tumanforlife5977 3 роки тому +27

      Wait, i forgot how to pronounce grosteque

    • @TheDittoMan
      @TheDittoMan 3 роки тому +79

      @@tumanforlife5977 "grow-tesk"

    • @tumanforlife5977
      @tumanforlife5977 3 роки тому +25

      @@TheDittoMan ah yes, i need this thank you!

  • @pajamas_the_emo
    @pajamas_the_emo 11 місяців тому

    this is EXACTLY what i needed today

  • @mu-rice
    @mu-rice 4 місяці тому +3

    まじで定期的に見に来ちゃう笑

  • @delusionalnoodles
    @delusionalnoodles 2 роки тому +50347

    “I dedicate tonight’s dinner to my friend who passed away recently. He poured his heart, soul and blood into this meal.”

  • @tomatoboi5735
    @tomatoboi5735 4 роки тому +4805

    She: What's for dinner?
    Hannibal: Your heart
    She: Oh, you're so sweet
    Hannibal: I'm not making jokes here

    • @parzzavel2400
      @parzzavel2400 4 роки тому +81

      Haahahahaaa
      Wait.....
      Ooooooo fuuucckk.

    • @WorkWork8187
      @WorkWork8187 4 роки тому +18

      I just heard this in his voice

    • @Kypa...
      @Kypa... 4 роки тому +3

      - Beg your's arm and heart
      - MY GOD, SURE, I AGREE!
      **After**:
      - Mmm, her fingernail better each toothpick))

    • @imatarbell7479
      @imatarbell7479 4 роки тому

      Her*

    • @seth.daniel5314
      @seth.daniel5314 4 роки тому +6

      If someone said my heart was for dinner I wouldnt say they're sweet.
      soo....dumb.

  • @amaguri530
    @amaguri530 7 місяців тому +11

    料理人があまりにも良い男すぎて食材にすら妬きかけたASMR動画なんて人生で初めてだよ

    • @user-sj6re4qv3f
      @user-sj6re4qv3f 2 місяці тому

      マッツに料理されたなら本望だよ

  • @benjaminlycett2003
    @benjaminlycett2003 10 місяців тому +4

    Epic series. Loved it

  • @maggoteater2290
    @maggoteater2290 3 роки тому +6237

    i love how the actor just looks like psychopath without even acting

  • @roel.vinckens
    @roel.vinckens 16 днів тому +3

    Me: I would kill to be invited at your table !
    Hannibal: Actually...

  • @cbacigaluppi
    @cbacigaluppi Рік тому +4

    No animals were harmed in the making of this film... Except for the ones that got cooked.

  • @solidsnake9898
    @solidsnake9898 3 роки тому +7633

    Woman: “Omg that looks delicious! You must have really put your heart into it!”
    Hannibal: “Yes, but not my heart”

  • @L_Lawliet1907
    @L_Lawliet1907 3 роки тому +5397

    Hannibal Lecter to Gordon Ramsay: Who’s the idiot sandwich now?

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 роки тому +85

      This gave me a good laugh XD

    • @jezreellucas8055
      @jezreellucas8055 3 роки тому +138

      He turned the idiot to a literal sandwich. 😂😭

    • @nothingsjim
      @nothingsjim 3 роки тому +11

      The guy in the sandwich, ofc

    • @arizonaranger8939
      @arizonaranger8939 3 роки тому +22

      WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

    • @huntrr3305
      @huntrr3305 3 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment 😂👌

  • @eira2712
    @eira2712 7 місяців тому +18

    This is probably the only cooking video in my youtube history that i watched more than twice....

  • @fortunatosamuel2520
    @fortunatosamuel2520 11 місяців тому

    This is so satisfying to watch and Hannibal it's goated💯🐐

  • @Qichiquiche
    @Qichiquiche 4 роки тому +7448

    When I die please donate my body to Hannibal so that for once in my existence my body will be treated right.

  • @usg_ishimura7779
    @usg_ishimura7779 4 роки тому +9801

    He would actually be a really good chef if it wasn’t for the whole you know
    *_Cannibal thing_*

    • @D4N1L0_
      @D4N1L0_ 4 роки тому +75

      Made me giggle

    • @adeodry7566
      @adeodry7566 4 роки тому +50

      1:52 anybody know what is this thing was?

    • @winterwoman4937
      @winterwoman4937 4 роки тому +57

      @@adeodry7566 sea urchin

    • @RequiemJr
      @RequiemJr 4 роки тому +35

      He's a better cook because of it.

    • @kevinr438
      @kevinr438 4 роки тому +4

      Ade Odry looked like shit

  • @lucioweht2161
    @lucioweht2161 11 місяців тому +7

    I would pay to see mads mikkelsen doing high cuisine preparations live

  • @helpme2883
    @helpme2883 4 місяці тому +2

    These meals be looking scrumptious

  • @imnotmillie3635
    @imnotmillie3635 4 роки тому +3931

    It's disturbing how gentle and delicate he is being with everything...

  • @alex_6911
    @alex_6911 4 роки тому +1536

    Lecter: Cooking
    Ramsey: Nervously smoking in the corner

    • @alwaysoutoftime698
      @alwaysoutoftime698 4 роки тому +25

      Aleksandër Gjini
      Is he smoking some asparagus ?

    • @alex_6911
      @alex_6911 4 роки тому +8

      @@alwaysoutoftime698 Maybe...😉

    • @gustavosousa8966
      @gustavosousa8966 4 роки тому +43

      "Finally some good fucking food"

    • @Tr0006
      @Tr0006 4 роки тому +3

      Rrenato mekolli shpallet i humbur

    • @alex_6911
      @alex_6911 4 роки тому +3

      @@Tr0006 Hahahaga, e bukur!🤣🤣🤣🤣