The Accidentally Pro-Gay Christian Film: Accidental Activist!

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  • @caelanconrad
    @caelanconrad  5 місяців тому +30

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  • @josiea.3855
    @josiea.3855 10 місяців тому +4445

    writing a black woman explaining slavery to a white man and having him responding with "I've never heard of that" is actually insane 😭

    • @Haze-xr9rc
      @Haze-xr9rc 9 місяців тому +183

      like my school didn't teach it that well but at least i KNEW it exists???

    • @talyahr3302
      @talyahr3302 9 місяців тому +164

      Could literally be a skit made by a leftists because that's basically what racists act like 😂

    • @amandasunshine2
      @amandasunshine2 9 місяців тому +107

      I'm genuinely surprised they included the reason black people are disproportionately locked up, so that yt people can have legal slaves.

    • @gristen
      @gristen 9 місяців тому +89

      this is how christian missionaries think telling indigenous people about jesus works

    • @makeinubaka
      @makeinubaka 8 місяців тому +55

      That will be the current kids in Florida when they grow up if Ron Desantis has any say in it.

  • @Mallory-Malkovich
    @Mallory-Malkovich 10 місяців тому +6070

    A black woman explains American slavery to a grown man in the simplest terms possible, and when he responds with “I’ve never heard about that before,” she has no reaction. Is this secretly a surrealist masterpiece? That one scene is more _Twilight Zone_ than anything Rod Serling ever put to film.

    • @michealforguson5317
      @michealforguson5317 10 місяців тому +443

      When I heard him say that, I said to myself, "Just what kind of education did you have, good Sir? Because I was taught that as a Kid."

    • @Robstafarian
      @Robstafarian 10 місяців тому

      I swear, the hyperreligious right is whiter than mayonnaise.

    • @AreGeeBee
      @AreGeeBee 10 місяців тому

      ​@@michealforguson5317Floridian education

    • @ryangriffin5362
      @ryangriffin5362 10 місяців тому

      not even education just like... existing in the world. Even the most racist backwater of America is aware slavery EXISTED.@@michealforguson5317

    • @cheeto.burrito
      @cheeto.burrito 10 місяців тому +280

      that man was brought up in a Texas homeschool and she has to know that as his old friend or smth I tell you what

  • @wesleypitts3787
    @wesleypitts3787 10 місяців тому +2001

    Not surprised the kids don’t know what “bigot” means if the father had never heard of slavery before

    • @tabithapritt6895
      @tabithapritt6895 8 місяців тому +105

      It's a cycle of homeschooling 😔

    • @LOwens-xf8yo
      @LOwens-xf8yo 8 місяців тому +38

      When the man says “I’ve never heard of that before,” I believe he was talking about how slavery was still practiced in prisons long after the civil war. Most white people have never heard of that before.

    • @bradfordbogan7248
      @bradfordbogan7248 5 місяців тому +11

      I mean, I was gonna say I'm not surprised he had no idea what "traditional" marriage was, when he had never heard of slavery lol

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 7 днів тому

      I’m not surprised either

  • @fromage_collage
    @fromage_collage 9 місяців тому +866

    I love that Ted’s whole character arc is ‘dumbass that doesn’t know anything’ to ‘dumbass that didn’t learn anything’.

  • @mayajade6198
    @mayajade6198 9 місяців тому +1128

    I love how you can tell that the people in the "gay is okay" protest are like, extremely uncomfortable even saying it, like they're scared that if they act too enthusiastic their friends might see the movie and think they support the gays.

    • @preciousmourning8310
      @preciousmourning8310 8 місяців тому +172

      They should have hired real gay actors that went all out, it would have been so funny compared to the crappy, bland acting of the main characters.

    • @SUTAZZZ
      @SUTAZZZ 6 місяців тому +8

      LMFAOOO

    • @johnwalker1058
      @johnwalker1058 5 місяців тому

      @@preciousmourning8310
      But then *that* could be construed by some Christians as supporting the gays because they hired gay people to be part of their movie. "Absolutely not!" they might say. "You should only hire straight employees."

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 5 місяців тому +1

      Imagine how that would go though lmfao
      “REBECCA I SAW YOU ON THAT *retch* ANTI HOMOSEXUAL AD SUPPORTING THE GAYS👺👺”

    • @lerdog
      @lerdog 3 місяці тому +27

      The actor who plays the villain posted some pride stuff recently on his IG, which makes me so confused

  • @katebontrager3782
    @katebontrager3782 10 місяців тому +1857

    I have never understood the "religious freedom" angle cause like how tf is it infringing on your freedom to let other people get married. No one is forcing you to get gay married Ted.

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 9 місяців тому +401

      Saying gay marriage infringes on your religious freedom is like saying that Jewish weddings are infringing on your religious freedom. Literally no.

    • @gristen
      @gristen 9 місяців тому +269

      ​@@FrenkTheJoythey probably believe that too tbh. i mean, just look how mad they get when you say happy holidays instead of merry christmas

    • @subtractment
      @subtractment 9 місяців тому +118

      “religious” and “freedom” often don’t belong in the same sentence

    • @Nebukanezzer
      @Nebukanezzer 8 місяців тому +214

      I am forcing ted to get gay married.

    • @gristen
      @gristen 8 місяців тому +115

      @@Nebukanezzer thank you for your service o7

  • @spantigre3190
    @spantigre3190 10 місяців тому +3304

    Best part was the gay newspaper. Every city has a famous gay newspaper. It's how the gays get all their gay news, because they ultimately live in a parallel universe.

    • @BooksRebound
      @BooksRebound 10 місяців тому +151

      You're saying that like you're being sarcastic but tons of cities do have gay newspapers lmao

    • @spantigre3190
      @spantigre3190 10 місяців тому +89

      @@BooksRebound I do feel like most of those newspapers have names.

    • @BooksRebound
      @BooksRebound 10 місяців тому +47

      @@spantigre3190 you didn't mention that anywhere in your other comment. You just thought gay newspapers werent real and I figured I'd mention they are and there are plenty

    • @raultrashlord4404
      @raultrashlord4404 10 місяців тому +146

      Homosexual Underground from Disco Elysium

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket 10 місяців тому +6

      SF has one

  • @ringer1324
    @ringer1324 10 місяців тому +3358

    The worst homophobic Christian movie implies the existence of a best homophobic Christian movie. And I’m scared of what that could possibly be.

    • @sungazercyan
      @sungazercyan 10 місяців тому +278

      It's Little Nicky. I won't be answering further questions.

    • @purplespectre
      @purplespectre 10 місяців тому +41

      ​@sungazercyan I'll take your word for it.

    • @Kulascus
      @Kulascus 10 місяців тому +64

      ​@@sungazercyanfrom now on that's gonna be mine answer to that question. Thank you for putting me on the right path

    • @rockjianrock
      @rockjianrock 10 місяців тому +85

      It could be the case that there is only one homophobic christian movie in its class so the best is also the worst at the same time.

    • @SpecialInterestShow
      @SpecialInterestShow 10 місяців тому +16

      ​@@sungazercyanI'm so mad that you're right

  • @DavidTheBaker
    @DavidTheBaker 8 місяців тому +296

    15:28 “I’ve seen the way they treat those queens”
    BARS

    • @Bros_In_Love
      @Bros_In_Love 8 місяців тому +3

      Yo David!

    • @Airy_host
      @Airy_host 7 місяців тому +1

      Is that David The Baker??? Wth you doing in Caelan Conrad’s comment section?!
      ((Love ur vids :]

  • @VannahSavage
    @VannahSavage 10 місяців тому +1908

    Kid: What does “bigot” mean, mommy?
    Mom: It means someone who is mean to people who aren’t like them
    Kid: Why did someone call daddy a bigot?
    Mom: Idk, sweetheart, all he did was sign a petition declaring that he agrees that gay people shouldn’t be allowed to get married because they’re not like us 🤷‍♀️
    Edit: auto correct

    • @dinosaysrawr
      @dinosaysrawr 10 місяців тому +169

      This, from the "saying 'Happy Holidays' means you hate me personally" set.

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr 10 місяців тому +132

      That's this whole movie in a nutshell.
      Honestly it's a perfect representation of every conversation with a Christian on this topic

    • @GazzaTF
      @GazzaTF 10 місяців тому +92

      "Why are they being mean to me? I wasn't mean to them, all I did was sign a petition to take away their right to marry! I just believe in traditional marriage. What? No, interracial marriage is okay. Not TOO traditional marriage"

    • @jurgnobs1308
      @jurgnobs1308 9 місяців тому +48

      ​@@GazzaTF oh plenty of them hate interracial marriage, too.
      even clarance thomas, famously personally in an interracial marriage, has stated in his legal opinion that the legality of interracial marriages should be revisited. most complicated divorce plot in history

    • @michaelaregester2299
      @michaelaregester2299 9 місяців тому +15

      ​@@jurgnobs1308 As I recall, that was one of the Supreme Court decisions he did not mention as one that should be revisited in the ones he listed.

  • @29jgirl92
    @29jgirl92 10 місяців тому +1666

    It's so telling when rightwingers think that oppression is just "getting your feelings hurt" because they personally have not experienced someone trying to take away their human rights.

    • @ND-nr6mx
      @ND-nr6mx 8 місяців тому +172

      You're wrong, those horrible gays are constantly trying to take away *their religious freedom,* their God-given right to decide no one else can have any rights!

    • @yerinbaekscandlelight
      @yerinbaekscandlelight 8 місяців тому

      @@ND-nr6mxHomophobia biotch. You're actually insane and you should learn how to read. Why are you even here, you dumbass?

    • @RedHeart-gt9xr
      @RedHeart-gt9xr 8 місяців тому +47

      @@ND-nr6mxI hope this is being sarcastic and if it is that’s really funny

    • @healingpoisonbreak9984
      @healingpoisonbreak9984 8 місяців тому +32

      ​​@@ND-nr6mxthats so funny omfg😂😂

    • @miscellaniac3367
      @miscellaniac3367 8 місяців тому

      They use highly exaggerated historical records of Christian persecution to justify it: "If it happened once, itll happen again"
      So much of the Christian Rights actions and words are preemptive reactionary defense because their religion requires persecution to be right.

  • @CthulhusBFF2
    @CthulhusBFF2 10 місяців тому +1595

    God intended marriage to be between 1 mug and 1 floor

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  10 місяців тому +196

      LMAO

    • @queervelma9820
      @queervelma9820 10 місяців тому +34

      Amen!

    • @vinnym5607
      @vinnym5607 10 місяців тому +38

      Funniest comment (got the creator's attention, so you know it's good).

    • @kashiichan
      @kashiichan 9 місяців тому +3

      +

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 9 місяців тому +17

      Thus saith the lord.

  • @donnywankan6895
    @donnywankan6895 9 місяців тому +339

    "I'm getting pounded into the concrete" is the best line ever in an anti-gay movie.

  • @DiegoMorales-wn1jp
    @DiegoMorales-wn1jp 10 місяців тому +565

    Wait so, the evil plan of the bad guy is to get the man who thinks they shouldn't have equal rights to apologize for saying that?
    This is the nicest villan in the history of ever.
    Also the synopsis of this movie should be something like: "A man does a bad thing. Literally everyone tells him he did a bad thing and wants him to apologize, but he refuses to stop doing the bad thing".

    • @wizzlepants1274
      @wizzlepants1274 Місяць тому

      Even in their own premises, they come off as unlikeable

  • @iurlure
    @iurlure 10 місяців тому +3427

    What a dumpster fire of a movie. "Oww I voted for the leopards eating people's faces party, and you DARE to I assume I want people's faces to be eaten??"

    • @dinosaysrawr
      @dinosaysrawr 10 місяців тому

      "I voted to only let certain people into the leopard-proof fortress, and now people are accusing me of not caring about the people I don't think should be allowed into the fortress and wanting them to die!"

    • @robokill387
      @robokill387 10 місяців тому +504

      "how dare you assume I hate a group just because I signed a petition to take their rights away" It's like they think the problem is individual feelings, whether they personally hate gay people, rather than their actions and the actual results of their actions on gay people

    • @EebyDeeby413
      @EebyDeeby413 10 місяців тому +285

      ​@@robokill387 Reminds me of Scott Cawthon claiming support for LGBT youth programs and then maxing out donations for as many republican political candidates as possible. Then covering his ass with 'I was just voting for whoever I thought would best run the country guys :(' 😅 As if the reason kids need those programs is not largely because of conservative outrage that those children exist.

    • @pinkdolphin8188
      @pinkdolphin8188 10 місяців тому +147

      @@EebyDeeby413 Honestly this still ticks me off cause big creators are acting like this isn't a big deal and still support this guy or are just ignorant to the issues of people like Scott doing what he does.

    • @chezmix64
      @chezmix64 10 місяців тому +120

      But have you consider face eating leopard's economic policies???

  • @IrnBru32
    @IrnBru32 10 місяців тому +1735

    Waaaaaaait....
    Did this movie just compare the civil rights movement and anti-racism to a group of self professed super-christians complaining about their lesbian neighbours being allowed basic rights in society?
    Because that might be in poor taste.

    • @Mugiwara2k
      @Mugiwara2k 10 місяців тому +1

      That’s how delusional “Christians” (in quotations as no REAL Christian acts like this) with an imaginary persecution complex really think, which is wild in and of itself.

    • @URFTBOUND4LIFE
      @URFTBOUND4LIFE 10 місяців тому +1

      That has a duo purpose.
      It's to give the impression that blacks don't support LGBTQ issues while denying White Evangelicals their direct involvement with drip feeding religious fundamentalist ideology into communities of color due to colonization.
      Classic throwing the rock and hiding their hand

    • @Aras14
      @Aras14 10 місяців тому +98

      It's not just in poor taste, but also contradictory:
      The Problem:
      Rights are not exclusive to you - Rights exclude you;
      The Solution:
      Exclude people from rights; -Include people in rights;
      They are literally opposites!

    • @gotmybootyout5793
      @gotmybootyout5793 10 місяців тому +58

      I mean we all know Ted would have protested against civil rights.

    • @wolfwing1
      @wolfwing1 10 місяців тому +1

      And yet these will be the same people that then bitch about comparing being gay to being black, or black civil rights.

  • @AverageSparrow
    @AverageSparrow 10 місяців тому +2120

    The idea that The Gays (TM) would spend time, money, and resources on ONE dude is so funny to me. In my town there's this popular bakery that billed itself as a 'safe space' for LGBTQ+. It turned out that the owner voted against abortion and trans health care. When the queer community found out, we just stopped going there and started giving our money to the other bakeries in town. It's how I found out that there's a gay-owned bakery in town and that's where I go now.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 9 місяців тому +331

      Conservatives can’t imagine a protest that’s not a hate rally

    • @Sailormac2
      @Sailormac2 9 місяців тому +244

      Exactly - why was THIS guy singled out when other people signed that petition? “Hey, I remember that guy! He spelled my name wrong on my Little League T-shirt! LET’S GET HIM!”

    • @sylvisterling8782
      @sylvisterling8782 9 місяців тому +97

      EXACTLY!!! What happened to all the other people who signed that petition?! What? He was the ONLY one? I highly doubt that. To quote the late great Seymour (Larry Vincent) "I call 'em as I see 'em... and I see THAT one on its back on the table at Thanksgiving!"

    • @strawberryfox8819
      @strawberryfox8819 9 місяців тому +85

      Exactly. Like objectively speaking, right wing activists are far more likely to vocally protest (remember the boycott of that beer company that happened to send Dylan, a trans woman, some beer. They literally shot at the beer cans with guns because they felt so offended). Left-wing activists are more often than not part of a minority and not as likely to resort to such lengths as presented in the movie. It's more so a silent boycott to protect their own lives.

    • @aristology6912
      @aristology6912 8 місяців тому +50

      Imagine being a conservative who’s business solely relies on the opposition’s support lmaooo

  • @michelcomenta
    @michelcomenta 9 місяців тому +353

    the fact that these people actually believe that the queer community would go after ONE SINGLE person because they signed a petition shows how self-centered they are.

    • @scienceandponies
      @scienceandponies 8 місяців тому

      The fight for equality is going so well in this universe that there's a shortage of other targets. No politicians sponsoring anti-gay bills. No companies shoveling million of dollars to anti-gay organizations or engaging in discriminatory practices. He's probably the only person in the county who actually signed the petition. Probably why the media was so against him. They found the one remaining bigot.

    • @prudentreality
      @prudentreality 6 місяців тому

      That confused the hell out of me, too! I mean, was the petition itself actually some “evil” scheme to get bigot info for harassment purposes? If so, kudos for a genuinely brilliant evil scheme, but I highly doubt the queer community has the time and energy between actually trying to defend basic legal rights and exist safely. It really was the MOST unrealistic part of this, and that’s saying a lot.

    • @cluckerchick9425
      @cluckerchick9425 6 місяців тому +1

      I know, right?
      And the fact that they basically just.. copied what happened to gay men (to the least extreme degree) during stonewall and applied it to Ted- a cishet white man.
      Not a very good idea, if you ask anyone with common sense.

    • @placeholdername7797
      @placeholdername7797 5 місяців тому +11

      this comment summarizes the movie so well lmao

    • @anthonydelfino6171
      @anthonydelfino6171 5 місяців тому +38

      also it only works as a plot device if Ted is the only person to sign the petition

  • @Alto-hf6rd
    @Alto-hf6rd 10 місяців тому +299

    At this point, I'm convinced that whoever wrote this script has never talked to another human being, let alone a queer one.

    • @davidkonevky7372
      @davidkonevky7372 9 місяців тому +22

      My favorite part is how unqueer the protest scenes are. There should have been at least ONE rainbow flag or a naked man singing lady gaga for me to believe it 😭

    • @OneEyeShadow
      @OneEyeShadow Місяць тому +2

      @@davidkonevky7372 "Hey, Bruce, it says here that the protesters should be waving rainbow flags and play "gay Lady Gaga music". Do we really have to do that? You know God is watching and my children are gonna see the movie, I really don't want them to get the wrong idea. Can we tone it down a bit?"

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 7 днів тому

      Fax📠

  • @NextToToddliness
    @NextToToddliness 10 місяців тому +1367

    "I've been uncomfortable for like a week, tell me black woman, what's racism like? Cause I think I have an idea."

    • @dagmarland
      @dagmarland 10 місяців тому +82

      Exactly. That was the biggest non-Caelan joke in the whole video!

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 9 місяців тому

      “Everyone hates me for oppressing them! It’s because I’m white 😢”

    • @lizzfrmhon
      @lizzfrmhon 9 місяців тому +14

      💀💀💀

    • @ND-nr6mx
      @ND-nr6mx 8 місяців тому +37

      Slave-owners when slavery was outlawed:

    • @lenoraboothe5646
      @lenoraboothe5646 6 місяців тому +3

      That was the best part of the movie. I laughed out loud!

  • @SomeoneOnlyWeKnow.
    @SomeoneOnlyWeKnow. 10 місяців тому +1549

    I love how they actually had the gay protestors say _'marriage equality'_ like they're self-aware that they're pro-inequality.

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 8 місяців тому +58

      No, no, it's some coded language used by the heathens, a type of vernacular langu- aw fuck we're just doing the catholic church again aren't we?

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 8 місяців тому +44

      Those damn protesting thugs! Out there like some sort of... protest...-er...-ist.
      edit, last punchline i promise:
      "Protesterist" is a drug that Ben Shapiro needs

  • @knitfine1477
    @knitfine1477 10 місяців тому +645

    Is it so absolutely bizarre to see the characters in this movie act as if wanting to outlaw gay marriage is somehow not homophobic.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 місяців тому

      If I may play Pope's advocate, this kind of rhetoric is pretty common among reactionaries. They tell themselves that even if X hurts Y people, it's not Yism because their reasons for supporting X have nothing to do with Y. They don't want _anyone_ to get married to someone of the same sex, no matter their romantic orientation!
      They often find Y people disgusting, but that's a separate matter from their political platform, of course.

    • @BenPanced
      @BenPanced 8 днів тому

      Happens in real life, so it shouldn't be too surprising.

  • @mndrakon
    @mndrakon 10 місяців тому +319

    If the creators of this movie found out black people can be gay. They’ll have a fit

    • @DragonNexus
      @DragonNexus 4 місяці тому

      Or that Christians can be gay.

    • @matthewmccoyd2578
      @matthewmccoyd2578 10 днів тому

      *whispering* Nobody tell him about Brooklyn 99.

  • @taylor6528
    @taylor6528 7 місяців тому +149

    i love the 'it's intolerance because we say so' line. like they couldn't have had the gay activist actually go 'its intolerance because you're trying to get rid of our rights' bc that might come too close to a point lmaoo

    • @scrappydudes1783
      @scrappydudes1783 5 місяців тому +23

      It's crazy because they said in so many subtle ways throughout the movie why exactly it's intolerance then randomly just forget. Like even Ron at the beginning said "you don't think I'm human being enough to get married". It's like they realized halfway through "shit we look like major assholes we need to make the gays look like braindead weirdos who just do whatever the queen Queen says

  • @whataruckusitis
    @whataruckusitis 10 місяців тому +1119

    Fuck, the acting from the main character finding out about American slavery for the first time was incredible

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 10 місяців тому +112

      My jaw was on the FLOOR

    • @Scatscar1985
      @Scatscar1985 10 місяців тому +80

      I'm sorry, but why is there a picture of the "Desperate Housewives" cast representing the much better "Pretty Little Liars"?

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  10 місяців тому +95

      @Scatscar1985 it was funny

    • @v0id_d3m0n
      @v0id_d3m0n 9 місяців тому +37

      Not only did he not know, he took it like a fun fact💀💀

    • @ND-nr6mx
      @ND-nr6mx 8 місяців тому +13

      Man said it with an eyeroll like he just wanted her to shut up about this whole slavery thing and get over it already

  • @jasminevysoren
    @jasminevysoren 10 місяців тому +912

    25:10 "The Christian view was here first"
    I don't know which to point out first: that the Indigenous folk had their own spritual beliefs that were *here* first; or the fact the Christianity is a relatively young religion; or the fact that there have deadass always been queer people 💁🏻‍♀️

    • @brialapoint2608
      @brialapoint2608 9 місяців тому

      Christians are ignorant of facts. That's why they ban and defund education

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT 9 місяців тому +10

      Christianity is actually one of the older still-active religeons. The only ones older are Judaism which was founded 1000-2000 years before Christianity depending on which theory you follow and Hinduism is insanely old being the world's oldest widely practiced religeon at over 4000 years old. (the Vedic Scripts were written around 2000 BCE) Neo Paganism is actually super recent being founded in the 1950s. Most of their "beliefs" are just fanfiction of mythologies which have mostly been lost to time and who most of our interpretations of come from pop culture since the original sources are long gone. Islam only started existing around 800-1000 CE long after Christianity was founded. Buddism and Confusianism are also semi-recent being founded around the same time as Islam. So Christianity is the fourt oldest widely practiced religeon, with Hinduism being the oldest and Shintoism (Japanese folk religeon) being the second oldest and Judaism being the third oldest. (or potentially the second oldest if you believe that Moses wrote the Torah and not Jewish refugees during the Babylonian exile) Honestly most religeons don't really last that long. See nearly every cult that formed in the last 100 years. They usually just completely fall apart after their leader/founder dies. The only way a religeon can survive is if either 1: it's founded on real history and is morally sound (Christianity is the main one but Confusianism and Buddism are also very moral and make sense, Judaism is Christianity but no Jesus and extra rules) 2: survives through shared cultural identity. (Judaism and Islam) or 3: Is a state religeon required by law. (Hinduism in India, Atheism in most communist countries, various religions in different periods of Japan and China's history, Islam in most of the Middle East, etc) Can you tell that religeon is one of my special interests?

    • @lord_xylozdoomsday959
      @lord_xylozdoomsday959 9 місяців тому +68

      ​@@KrimsonKattYT this has to be a flat earther joke something that took traditions from other cultures and relegions can not be the first one but i guess some people are still that home schooled

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT 9 місяців тому +1

      @@lord_xylozdoomsday959 I'm not a flat earther lmao. Any sensible person including Christains like me agree that the earth is round. You literally have to be brain dead stupid to think the earth is flat. Even the ancient Egyptian figured out the earth was round 4000 years ago using obelisks!
      Edit: I never said Christianity was the oldest either, it's the 4th oldest and Judaism is the second or third. And yes, Christianity did take influence from other religions. It started out as an obscure Jewish sect that went mainstream when Emperor Constantine made it the state religeon and became it's own thing. And Judaism and Christianity are heavily speculated to have taken major influence from Zoroastrianism, the religeon of the pre-islamic Persian Empire that were monotheistic and believed in a purely good God of light named Azramarda and a wicked god of darkness Ariman, his equal and opposite. This religeon may have influenced modern perceptions of the God VS The Devil dynamic of opposite good and evil forces in a constant war for control over earth. Christianity also synchronized with Roman paganism. All the so-called "christain holidays" like Christmas and Easter were actually originally pagan Roman festivals that were changed to christain ones by Constantine to better convert the people of the Roman Empire. And the modern idea of "God" being an old guy in a cloud? That's taken from Zeus/Jupiter the pagan god of adultery (and thunder) and a mass sexual abuser on a cosmic scale. That depiction is blatantly blasphemous. Rather, God is an indescribable cosmic force of pure light and holy fire that cannot be comprehended by mere mortals. Older religeons like Hinduism and Shintoism developed completely independently from Judaism and Christianity and can't be counted as influenced. Most of the popular religeons seen today are way more recent too. And now Christianity has been overthrown as the world's most popular religeons by agnosticism, the belief in God or a higher power but not following any one religious dogma. According to the bible literally the only requirements to get into heaven are to believe in Jesus and repent of your sins. That's it. So technically as long as anyone from any faith follows those two requirements, they can go to heaven. And I'm pretty sure most Agnostics like Jesus, as most are ex-Christains wronged by the church and don't want to be called "christain" anymore in order to no longer be associated with their abusers. So they get to go into heaven as long as they're willing to repent.

    • @ArnisKaye
      @ArnisKaye 9 місяців тому +97

      ​@@KrimsonKattYT Buddhism and Confucianism are both older than Christianity by several hundred years. And Judaism isn't basically Christianity. It's a distinct religion not some Christian sect, denomination, or cult that changed a few things they didn't like.

  • @suitov
    @suitov 10 місяців тому +2183

    This movie should have been about Miss Dorothy grappling with her learned bigotry and slowly realising she's on the wrong side of history, and how deeply uncomfortable that would be for someone who survived Jim Crow laws. It can end with a brigade of butches visiting her home, fixing up all the DIY jobs her pastor son ignores when he visits, drinking lemonade with her and telling her about the black women at Stonewall.

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 10 місяців тому +189

      h that could be very interesting. Like internalized bigotry is really interesting. Handles well of course.

    • @christineherrmann205
      @christineherrmann205 10 місяців тому +199

      I can't believe you've convinced me this movie needs a sequel, if it's THAT sequel.

    • @jofawkes
      @jofawkes 10 місяців тому +56

      I need this movie.

    • @s.s.6661
      @s.s.6661 10 місяців тому +99

      15/10 would watch

    • @saveusmilkboy
      @saveusmilkboy 10 місяців тому +86

      That would be a film I would love to see...
      Good Christian message as well, about acceptance, compassion, loving thy neighbour, and all that stuff.

  • @AwsmNix
    @AwsmNix 10 місяців тому +114

    “The critics have called it comments turned off” is the FUNNIEST omg I cackled

  • @Mogamett
    @Mogamett 10 місяців тому +104

    "All right queers, we can protest eight minutes in front of each home or business of everyone who signed the petition, or we can weirdly focus in front of the business of... I don't know, let's say this Ted guy?"
    "I heard Ted's shop has a coffee nearby"
    "It's settled then"

  • @Necrapocalypse
    @Necrapocalypse 10 місяців тому +817

    If Ted signed that petition on a whim and doesn't really feel strongly about it, why is he also so set on dying on that hill as his business burns down around him? Vincente literally said they were just asking for an apology and Ted flat out refused. Does he care strongly or not?

    • @dagmarland
      @dagmarland 10 місяців тому +209

      Conservatives think it's a virtue to never admit you made mistake.

    • @roberthebert2826
      @roberthebert2826 10 місяців тому +206

      It's probably not intentional, but it's a surprisingly good portrayal of how a surprising number of bigots radicalized themselves out of an inability to acknowledge that they made a mistake and tripling down

    • @EveCat2343
      @EveCat2343 10 місяців тому +139

      He literally could have been like "sorry man, I was kind of distracted, and they cornered me, so I just signed it without realizing what it was."
      Movie over

    • @Hevach
      @Hevach 9 місяців тому +56

      "I was misled about the intent of the petition and denounce it and the people running it," was the standard in Michigan when business owners learned that petition signatures are public record and they started getting blowback for signing a voter suppression petition.
      Plenty of people aren't going to believe him but it should deflect enough attention and might actually do some good if other people come forward and do the same.

    • @slashandbones13
      @slashandbones13 9 місяців тому +36

      Does the wife agree with him on this issue or not is also kind of back and forth.

  • @starshark3450
    @starshark3450 10 місяців тому +334

    "Even the chess club? And they HATE gays, I've seen the way they treat queens!" God dammit lmao

    • @Sailormac2
      @Sailormac2 9 місяців тому +1

      That gets my vote for Pun of the Year. 😂

  • @davidmagee5671
    @davidmagee5671 10 місяців тому +532

    I love that the old woman doesn't want to be reminded of her family, so she keeps their photos hidden until they're going to visit. I relate to her apathy

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  10 місяців тому +205

      I died at this. Got out her sons framed headshot and put it out because she wanted him to think she loves him 😮‍💨

    • @dawn4383
      @dawn4383 8 місяців тому +9

      @@caelanconrad Honestly, I think that's p considerate. Making people feel more appreciated, even if you don't, is still a nice thing, idk.

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  8 місяців тому +40

      I personally would prefer my parents didn’t hide photos of me until I came over, lol

    • @davidmagee5671
      @davidmagee5671 8 місяців тому +8

      @caelanconrad well. I would, too. That's why I found it hilarious, since my family does the same for me. I felt it was funny in a relatable way

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  8 місяців тому +10

      😩😩😩

  • @_minty_fresh_
    @_minty_fresh_ 7 місяців тому +62

    They shouldn’t have made the all the gay men so handsome if they didn’t want me to take their side.

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  7 місяців тому +15

      That’s what I’m saying 😤

  • @lovelyqueerking
    @lovelyqueerking 9 місяців тому +642

    "since when did it become wrong in america to stand up for what you believe in? Those protesters need to stop standing up for what they passionately believe in so that I can say whatever I want about them, even though I dont care enough to do more than sign one offhand petition."
    No one is stopping you, man. Stand up for yourself. But theyre going to do the same, lol

    • @ND-nr6mx
      @ND-nr6mx 8 місяців тому +75

      Same energy as "stop suppressing my freedom of speech" when others criticize them.

    • @sreyarthakrishna6195
      @sreyarthakrishna6195 5 місяців тому +40

      "Since when did it become wrong in america to stand up for what you believe in?!!"
      Also, sees protestors: "Shouldn't that be illegal?"

  • @itselliexoxx
    @itselliexoxx 10 місяців тому +77

    This movie is legit the definition of “I made up a scenario to prove my point”

  • @oriondaniels2576
    @oriondaniels2576 10 місяців тому +751

    I've seen this kind of argument before, "the only real bigotry is it's most extreme form. You can be anti someone's existence but as long as you're not actively trying to kill them you're not a bigot".
    Also, love how the main character constantly flip-flops between saying he isn't that invested in defending "traditonal marriage" and acting like it's a corner stone of his entire belief system. Almost like he's a stubborn idiot doubling down on a spur of the moment decision because apollogizing would hurt his ego. How did the creators think this made them look good?

    • @terrencelockett4072
      @terrencelockett4072 10 місяців тому +66

      Yes, and it's such a dumb argument to where it's hard to tell if someone is intentionally trying to hide their bigotry or they're just that dumb or ignorant. It causes harm either way, it's just crazy when people think they aren't bigots just because they don't want to kill people.

    • @tabithapritt6895
      @tabithapritt6895 8 місяців тому +3

      If this this movie teaches anything, it's that you shouldn't have apologize when you do something stupid.

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 7 днів тому

      🤷🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

  • @jaybee4118
    @jaybee4118 10 місяців тому +706

    29:04 “I get tired of hearing about how gay is the new black, but I’m totally on board with you, a straight, white, cis, man comparing slavery and Jim Crow laws with you being expected to tolerate marriages you don’t like”. Oh boy.

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr 10 місяців тому +114

      "Now I'm being called a bigot when I do bigoted things. Can you believe that? Me, an old black woman, who everyone knows, get to decide what is and isn't bigotry?"

    • @jenniferbelveal4331
      @jenniferbelveal4331 10 місяців тому +63

      ​@@hmnhntr well, you see, 'gay is the new black' as in it's gay people's turn to decree what is and isn't bigotry. Don't you remember what the totally not strawman character said? "Because we say so!"

    • @kentstallard6512
      @kentstallard6512 10 місяців тому

      For the first 15 centuries of the religion virtually all Christians condoned slavery, misogyny, homophobia, genocide, colonization, etc. After all, the God of the Bible condones all of that.
      Then humanism spread over the last few centuries and pushed back on the bigotry and authoritarianism. 200 years ago American Christians were split on the issue of slavery. Now? Christian apologists deny that slavery even exists in the Bible. (A lie, of course. See Leviticus 25:44,45. That's chattel slavery, not "indentured servitude.")
      Now the battle has transitioned to LBGTQ+ rights. Bible "principles" are barbaric.

    • @sylvisterling8782
      @sylvisterling8782 9 місяців тому +13

      "I get tired of hearing that gay is the new black..." Uh... Matthew Shepherd might have a thing or two to say.... oh... wait...

    • @mparstrikesback
      @mparstrikesback 9 місяців тому

      I'm always perplexed about how they get black people to participate in these movies. I get that some of the black community is anti-LGBTQ, but I still feel like it'd take more than that to get someone to agree that slavery = a handful of people protesting your business for like, a week.

  • @thelongerrun
    @thelongerrun 10 місяців тому +817

    My God, the people in this movie have goldfish level memory and infant level concept extrapolation. It's so... depressingly realistic.

    • @sbocaj22
      @sbocaj22 10 місяців тому +98

      It’s like when you write an essay for school but you know it’s so bad that you don’t wanna go back and proof read so you end up contradicting yourself like 20 times throughout it 😂😂😂

    • @dagmarland
      @dagmarland 10 місяців тому

      Homogeneity makes people stupid because their lives are so limited by fear of even tiny new ideas.

    • @GraphiteMaelan
      @GraphiteMaelan 5 місяців тому +1

      This comment is an insult to goldfish and infants tbh.

  • @ArturGlass.C
    @ArturGlass.C 10 місяців тому +80

    His gay friend Ron:
    Have you maybe considered that your situation would stop being a problem if you maybe Idk rethink some of your views.
    Ted: Nah...
    Like seriously does any straight people watching the vid think Ted is in the right here ? Why would they include that scene ?

  • @littlehizzle
    @littlehizzle 8 місяців тому +57

    Ted talking to Ron about “THEY’RE trying to redefine marriage Ron!” as if the guy he’s talking to isn’t part of “they” is absolutely wild 🤣

  • @britnicox3929
    @britnicox3929 10 місяців тому +246

    Dying at them openly admitting to the petition being bigotry but also being?? Confused?? That people are angry at them for it? It’s almost like being hateful makes people hate you in return

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 місяців тому +6

      If I didn't know better, I'd say they don't think anything's actually wrong with bigotry.

  • @Macachee
    @Macachee 10 місяців тому +343

    As a bisexual I would just like to express my appreciation to these film makers for hiring some pretty hot guys to play the gay friend and the gay villain. 🥰

    • @kengeorgejones6855
      @kengeorgejones6855 6 місяців тому +10

      I wonder if the casting director was gay. I've seen some attractive guys play the hapless/evil gay figures in these movies but this one is a peak.

  • @joshm.1483
    @joshm.1483 10 місяців тому +300

    Do they ever reveal how people knew he signed the petition?
    And an even more glaring plot hole - why was he the only one being harassed for signing the petition? Was he the only one that signed it?? Or is it just right-wing solipsism? 😂

    • @ic5889
      @ic5889 10 місяців тому +1

      The petition was actually a 6d chess move by one of the many gay newspapers in this town to identify homophobes

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 10 місяців тому +69

      The Gayper (gay paper) published the names (and addresses??) of everyone who signed the petition.

    • @jlkjlkjkljklj9162
      @jlkjlkjkljklj9162 10 місяців тому +1

      I like to think the woman who got him to sign the petition was actually part of the Gay Agenda and that was her way to fish out the homophobes

    • @whichcache2517
      @whichcache2517 10 місяців тому +63

      @@kwarra-anMy question is, how did they obtain this information? Did they request it from the people that made the petition, did the petition people make it public, or does the Gayper have a bunch of hackers on their payroll? In addition, if Ted's in trouble because he signed the petition, why is he supposedly the only person people care enough about to ruin his business?

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 10 місяців тому +46

      ​@@whichcache2517I assumed there was someone in the petitioners' org who leaked the petition to the Gayper. Ultimately, it all boils down to this film being very contrived and of poor quality!

  • @tdubmusketeer
    @tdubmusketeer 9 місяців тому +64

    “I get that signing the petition is bigotry.”
    “Baby go get me a box of razor blades.”

  • @tussk.
    @tussk. 10 місяців тому +56

    The message of the film was perfectly clear. If you offend the gays, even by accident, double down and never apologise, even if it means that you and your family lose everything. You can rely on your church and your community to stand by and do absolutely nothing while your life goes down the tubes, because a man has to live by principles he doesn't neccessarily hold. Just like John Wayne.

    • @Ghs6
      @Ghs6 7 місяців тому +1

      nice pfp

  • @ic5889
    @ic5889 10 місяців тому +305

    Damn the free market decided they didn't want homophobic tshirts. sounds like you're just not doing capitalism right Ted.

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 9 місяців тому

      Tbh they must be some shit-ass t-shirts if not even the other homophobic people in town wanted to do business with him.

    • @ND-nr6mx
      @ND-nr6mx 8 місяців тому

      Mediocre straight man puts ugly plain text on ugly solid-color tees and feels persecuted when his business isn't thriving

  • @yotube155
    @yotube155 10 місяців тому +171

    They boycotted this man's business so fast he can't afford coffee tables that's so sad

    • @midnight8341
      @midnight8341 8 місяців тому +12

      They boycotted that man's business so hard, they retroactively changed the couse of reality over the last three months.

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 10 місяців тому +226

    i love when christians make movies where theyre so obviously in the wrong to literally anyone who is not zeroed in on their very specific worldview. like they cant even propoganda right.

    • @dinosaysrawr
      @dinosaysrawr 10 місяців тому +20

      It's abundantly obvious that they do not give two craps about actually persuading or converting anyone outside of their bubble.

    • @TheNumnutRandomness
      @TheNumnutRandomness 10 місяців тому +30

      "Yes, this is our everyman protagonist: Ted Murphy who never learned about slavery. And, instead of reflecting that his worldview may be MUCH narrower than he initially thought, said "What if that, but for me 👉👈🥺"

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT 9 місяців тому +13

      Like I'm christain and this movie is just so silly and out of touch it's insane. Do these right wingers really think the world is like this? Lmao.

    • @jktech2117
      @jktech2117 8 місяців тому

      ​@@KrimsonKattYTconservatives*
      right-left is abt economy. im right wing cuz i think communal economy (left) is very unstable and either collapses or people suffer in poverty.
      but im quite a lot progressive and libertarian, im just individualistic.

  • @SkyeTerrier2017
    @SkyeTerrier2017 8 місяців тому +28

    The most bizarre part of the “film” is the implied alternate reality in which a tiny T shirt shop can support a 5 person family.

  • @friendofdragons763
    @friendofdragons763 10 місяців тому +34

    - I love how he's like "heterosexuality? That seems vaguely familiar" and "slavery? What's that?"
    - the tribune comment was so stupid i laughed

  • @fferyllt_bard
    @fferyllt_bard 10 місяців тому +260

    "Gay people don't spit in your coffee, they spit in your mouth."
    -Caelan Conrad 2023

  • @yellowbutterfly6796
    @yellowbutterfly6796 10 місяців тому +353

    movie has 10/10 realism for showing there's nothing more dainty delicate and cowardly than a bigot's persecution complex, though

  • @shummers
    @shummers 10 місяців тому +133

    Do you think they ever realized that Jim Crow is not an individual person in the process of writing this

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  10 місяців тому +42

      Jimothy Crow

    • @scienceandponies
      @scienceandponies 8 місяців тому

      ​@@caelanconrad
      What a douchebag. Fuck Jimothy Crow! All my homies hate Jimothy Crow!

    • @preciousmourning8310
      @preciousmourning8310 8 місяців тому +7

      No, then they'd eat crow.

  • @DeltaSixDJ
    @DeltaSixDJ 10 місяців тому +75

    “You don’t think I’m human being enough to be married, am I?” The writers have no grasp of who the subject and object are in a single sentence, and the entire film and all its characters kind of just carry the beacon of that energy from start to finish.

  • @josiahjray
    @josiahjray 6 місяців тому +19

    The other accidentally pro-gay part of the movie is the fact Ted and his whole family are “friends of Dorothy” 👀

  • @jordana934
    @jordana934 10 місяців тому +307

    HE HAD NEVER HEARD OF SLAVERY?

    • @hana-a-cha
      @hana-a-cha 10 місяців тому +37

      Homeschooled, for sure

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT 9 місяців тому +18

      Heck, I was homeschooled for most of elementary and my mom taught me about Slavery and how bad it was. I never grew up in a racist environment and had friends from all different walks of life. It's crazy then that I got roped into the far right anti-SJW crowd in high school who were so blatantly racist and sexist. Thank God I abandoned that mindset and now am a center left trans bisexual catgirl lol. Insecurity and self-hatred are one hell of a drug I tell you...

    • @SkyeTerrier2017
      @SkyeTerrier2017 8 місяців тому +1

      The end result of homeschooling

    • @Mehki227
      @Mehki227 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@hana-a-chaNo, he went to school on Florida😂

  • @CthulhusBFF2
    @CthulhusBFF2 10 місяців тому +243

    Ted: The Christian view was HERE FIRST 😭
    The entire BCE: Am I a joke to you

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT 9 місяців тому +24

      Hinduism was technically "here first" if you consider the world as a whole. It's the world's oldest religeon, outdating even judaism by a good couple thousand years. If you just consider America, the natives were here for THOUSANDS before the Europeans came and game ended all of them to take their land.

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 8 місяців тому +2

      @@KrimsonKattYTGiven that the topic is defining marriage and rights, I'd say that the focus of who was here first obviously applies to gays over christians.

    • @alexisb3829
      @alexisb3829 7 місяців тому +1

      Isn’t Zoroastrianism the oldest? They don’t have many followers still though

    • @davidmaxwell4696
      @davidmaxwell4696 7 місяців тому +2

      Maybe for major religions, but I suspect Indigenous Australian faiths are even older what with being the oldest extant culture with an oral tradition dating back to the last Ice Age.
      Either way, Christianity is relatively new in the broad scheme of human existence and what a typical American Christian considers to be “traditional marriage” is an extremely recent thing. At the most basic level, marriage is traditionally just about making heirs and having inheritance-anything else is culturally specific stuff that varies a lot across time and space

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT 7 місяців тому +2

      @@davidmaxwell4696 True! The legal definition of marriage is very recent. For most of history it was just a way to make babies. Monogamy itself wasn't even common until God told the jews to stay faithful to one partner in order to reduce relationship issues in the tribes. Of course the jews just ignored this rule with kings having 50 wives and created patriarchy after being influenced by their neighbors, with made God very mad. Confucius did something similar in the east in making the idea of monogamy the moral standard rather than the rare exception. Once Christianity took over the Roman Empire this idea of "monogamy good, polyamory bad" became super widespread in the west, which was only like 1500 years ago. And even then the LEGAL side of marriage wasn't a thing until the middle ages and was invented to barter and trade women like property. Now marriage is only really done for cultural reasons and for health insurance, but probaly in the next 50 years or so "legal marriage" will become less common and the idea of monogamy and only having relationships with consenting adults will become the baseline rather than a hetrocentrist, patriarchal outlook on marriage and relationships.

  • @feathersprinkles
    @feathersprinkles 10 місяців тому +237

    I spat out my water when he compared slavery and Jim Crow to his business being boycotted. Idk how Ms Dorothy kept a straight face.
    Edit: I kept watching, Ms Dorothy I was rooting for you

    • @kentstallard6512
      @kentstallard6512 10 місяців тому +11

      Obviously he was homeschooled. 😅

    • @hailey23_
      @hailey23_ 9 місяців тому +13

      I just imagine that he was born a 45 year old man with no knowledge of the universe and his parents were just like yeah he’ll be fine

    • @ND-nr6mx
      @ND-nr6mx 8 місяців тому +22

      Literally she was speaking so much truth about how slavery never truly ended & Black people are still being put down and then she just turns around and goes, "but those *gays* though.."

  • @gothicviceroy112
    @gothicviceroy112 8 місяців тому +23

    Why is he the only guy getting attacked in this movie lol. It's he the only one that signed that petition?

    • @pyxilate
      @pyxilate 5 місяців тому

      Yeah, him and the woman who came up with the idea of it. All those other people in the movie are people whose hatred runs so deep they came to the tiny town to listen to stupidity. :)

  • @juinorforever4319
    @juinorforever4319 4 місяці тому +11

    How TF are you gonna frequent a gay coffee shop, be best friends with the owner, and NOT be aware of their struggles?

  • @TheLokiBiz
    @TheLokiBiz 10 місяців тому +185

    I don't care if you try and tell me "gaydar" is a myth, Ron is the straightest "gay character" i've ever seen. I mean, I guess I should just be happy dude didn't do a cartoonish lisp or something - but still, I'd clock that dude as straight within seconds.

    • @gwencere9383
      @gwencere9383 10 місяців тому +83

      yeah it was hard to root for the gay characters knowing that they were probably played by homophobic straight men 😭

    • @hailey23_
      @hailey23_ 9 місяців тому +15

      @@gwencere9383yeah thats probably why none of them had love interests

  • @lukaj679
    @lukaj679 10 місяців тому +172

    The insinuation that this town has more than one gay newspaper is so funny to me. How big is the gay community there? 😂

    • @artemismoonbow2475
      @artemismoonbow2475 10 місяців тому

      For realz. One queer rag, we are working to change hearts and minds. Two queer rags, the sweater vests and the cat girls are scratching are own eyes out, the str8s be damned.

    • @blorble4701
      @blorble4701 10 місяців тому +8

      could be any size really for back in 2013 (basically citizen kane times) newspapers were a huge deal!

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 9 місяців тому +10

      If you think about it seemed like the town really only had like a handful of people who weren't lgbt or allies. Nobody was coming out in support of main character guy except his family and that black lady. Maybe 99% of the people are queer or allies.

    • @midnight8341
      @midnight8341 8 місяців тому +2

      @@FrenkTheJoy sooo, are we talking statistical anomaly or should I get the team of rag-tag heroes ready to investigate the reality-warping tear in the fabric of spacetime that's going to destroy the entire universe eventually?

  • @paulv8773
    @paulv8773 10 місяців тому +263

    10:04 "I told him just to go talk to you" Does she think that if her husband makes things right with this singular gay all the other ones will magically stop being pissed at him too? Like the movie literally thinks we all know each other?

    • @mikey-wl2jt
      @mikey-wl2jt 10 місяців тому +28

      oh! that reminds me i still owe you lunch, Brian!

    • @aw7145
      @aw7145 10 місяців тому +75

      Clearly you don't have a subscription to the gay newspaper that tells us all who we like and don't like

    • @nergregga
      @nergregga 10 місяців тому +40

      @@msjkramey You get appointed keeper of the gay agenda in the same way as jury duty works in the US.

    • @dagmarland
      @dagmarland 10 місяців тому +17

      I don't think so. The fantasy is that the two men can mend their friendship if they just "agree to disagree."

    • @hana-a-cha
      @hana-a-cha 10 місяців тому

      Of course it will, that's how queer hive mind works.

  • @luiguigi
    @luiguigi 10 місяців тому +23

    the part about miss dorothy putting up pictures of her "husband" before her family visited her made me think she was gonna turn out to be a lesbian

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 5 місяців тому +12

    "I believe in tradiotional marriage but I didn't wanna go to war for it!" is such a funny line. Like... It is nice you got a chance, dude. People die for their rights every day, I don't think they are thrilled about that either.
    Also calling "bigotry" just "hate" or "dislike" is so typical for Christian media. Bigotry is very much always linked to a religious belief system. Bigot is a word for those who preach love but act out of hate. Of course he doesn't wanna give his kids the definition.

  • @Spookybluelights
    @Spookybluelights 10 місяців тому +118

    You know, I'm pretty sure Ron would be one of those awful Masc4Masc, no fats, no fems, no Asians gays on Scruff and yet he's still _somehow_ the most realistic character in this movie.

    • @preciousmourning8310
      @preciousmourning8310 8 місяців тому +5

      Best actor too and even the strawman gay rights activist they made him is somehow more sympathetic.

  • @levibee9451
    @levibee9451 10 місяців тому +129

    Marriage: I've heard of that!
    Systemic racism: I haven't heard of that!

  • @user-lz9jo2lk5r
    @user-lz9jo2lk5r 10 місяців тому +504

    I love the very specific worldview expressed in this film where a bunch of pro-queer rights people would spend time and money protesting some Random Homophobe instead of, say, someone with actual power and influence.
    Anyways this film expresses a worldview so transcendentally removed from reality that it captivates me.

    • @dinosaysrawr
      @dinosaysrawr 10 місяців тому +90

      Plus, they protest, harass, and boycott him in literally the most boring and routine ways possible, which I found a little insulting.

    • @jlkjlkjkljklj9162
      @jlkjlkjkljklj9162 10 місяців тому

      I like to think it's because in this world gay people have taken over. There's no real political pushback, so now all they are left with is punching down random bigots.

    • @kentstallard6512
      @kentstallard6512 10 місяців тому

      Religion is removed from reality. These people base their worldview on Iron Age mythology.

    • @Rhinemann
      @Rhinemann 10 місяців тому +28

      ​@@dinosaysrawr Yeah, like we are scheemy, we could do better.

    • @felicityb93
      @felicityb93 10 місяців тому

      Because that's the narrative they've drummed up for themselves; regular people being terrorized by us filthy gays for expressing ~normal~ opinions.
      That most of the country disagrees with.

  • @crabaddy
    @crabaddy 8 місяців тому +8

    ‘how did black people endure slavery?’ made me go WHAT out loud

  • @thereallocke8065
    @thereallocke8065 7 місяців тому +24

    29:21 the way they pit gay vs black ignores thr existence of queer black people

    • @rowanlavellan9755
      @rowanlavellan9755 5 місяців тому +2

      fr. Like, there is absolutely a LOT to be said about the way black queer/LGBTQ+ people are treated by the wider community, because...duh. Any communityhas a lot to work on in that area. But I think this film's creators' heads would explode if they actually encountered black people who aren't cishet. Touring the campus of a college like UNC Gaysboro would culture shock them lmao

  • @incineroar9933
    @incineroar9933 10 місяців тому +73

    Actually gays were here before we invented religions. There's gay cave art out there thats 12,000 years old.

  • @kodiaksigel
    @kodiaksigel 10 місяців тому +156

    It’s wild how it’s like this movie was written solely to be made fun of by you

    • @catsmom129
      @catsmom129 10 місяців тому +1

      Well, them and God Awful Movies, which is where I first heard of it

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@catsmom129I'm willing to bet that at least 70% of the 3000 views on the film are GAM listeners

  • @lakegroce685
    @lakegroce685 10 місяців тому +102

    Dude really went:”Yes I’ve heard about bigotry being disguised as religious freedom once or twice in my time.”

  • @flfb
    @flfb 8 місяців тому +10

    i googled how to make ringtones just so i could make your obscene call into one

  • @crumbsintopebbles
    @crumbsintopebbles 9 місяців тому +14

    This whole movie is so full of victim mentality! "Oh, I don't want gay people to get tortured, locked up or killed! I just believe in *traditional* marriage, and don't think gay people should marry!" "You don't get it, guys! It's sooo hard when other people *don't* enable your bigotry! We're being persecuted!" Like, girl, if you target a certain group of people (directly or indirectly), that group of people is gonna be mad.

  • @ElLaberintoDelFauno3
    @ElLaberintoDelFauno3 10 місяців тому +94

    As a confirmed Episcopalian, I am so proud these idiots tried to throw shade at us for being one of the more accepting and justice-oriented American churches. Not really a religious person, but happy that that was the church I was raised in and spent time with.

    • @preciousmourning8310
      @preciousmourning8310 8 місяців тому +3

      Common Anglican W tbh, they don't give you a hard time about your sexuality.

  • @Rybe33
    @Rybe33 10 місяців тому +106

    Boggling at the lack of coffee table till I realize...who wants to bet they rented a film set that usually films...shall we say a different (and far more interesting) genre of low budget film. That coffee table will just get in the way of the uh...Action happening on the couch.

    • @artemismoonbow2475
      @artemismoonbow2475 10 місяців тому +23

      Nailed it...I mean, wait, what do I mean...

    • @natmorse-noland9133
      @natmorse-noland9133 10 місяців тому +12

      Naw I bet it's cuz they needed to remove the table to make room for the cameras when they were shooting the family face-on, and they didn't bother re-dressing the set when they did the reverse shots from behind the sofa.

    • @Rybe33
      @Rybe33 10 місяців тому +1

      @@natmorse-noland9133 but if would be too obvious they forgot to put it back when the actor had to set the mug on the ground?

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 7 днів тому

      FAX📠😂

  • @gemmaclark14
    @gemmaclark14 10 місяців тому +349

    Loving this. You should see Unplanned, the religious right anti abortion propaganda film. It’s hilarious 😆

    • @aidennevada243
      @aidennevada243 10 місяців тому +26

      Yes! I already watched two videos on it, but I want to see their take on this as well!

    • @yellowbutterfly6796
      @yellowbutterfly6796 10 місяців тому +37

      @@msjkramey caelan conrad uses they/them pronouns, yes. (i just checked their social media pages to confirm)

    • @emofurryboyfriendasmr
      @emofurryboyfriendasmr 10 місяців тому +6

      god i saw unplanned in theaters because my parents made me 💀

    • @morganwilliams5591
      @morganwilliams5591 10 місяців тому +7

      Oh no is that the one where the woman is working as an abortion assistant or something and the fully formed baby in the womb starts like fighting back when they try to abort it

    • @emmanuelpiscicelli6232
      @emmanuelpiscicelli6232 10 місяців тому +4

      He can't buy a coffee table he runs a failing t-shirt business , or do you think he's made out of money❓️

  • @eliasheineman6619
    @eliasheineman6619 4 місяці тому +7

    1:47 Im so glad i watched with captions

  • @milescox1792
    @milescox1792 6 місяців тому +7

    Thanks so much for having actual subtitles and not auto-generated.

  • @dallasshumaker6148
    @dallasshumaker6148 10 місяців тому +90

    As an episcopal, I know why they included them. The Episcopal Church allows openly gay clergy.

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  10 місяців тому +43

      Oh damn that’s a very inclusive way to go to hell 🥰

    • @dragonvliss2426
      @dragonvliss2426 9 місяців тому

      And everybody else -- our parish manager and about a third of our congregation are LGBTQ.

    • @preciousmourning8310
      @preciousmourning8310 8 місяців тому +4

      Based tbh.

    • @danielvonbrighoff
      @danielvonbrighoff 6 місяців тому +1

      Former RC here and that was the one line of the original script that got a legit laugh from me. Everybody dunks on the Piscos lol

  • @MsFeyCreature
    @MsFeyCreature 10 місяців тому +61

    Ok someone involved in this was a double agent. The script is way too self-aware and genuinely funny to be unintentional. Surely someone was sneaking this shit in on purpose.

  • @StCrimson667
    @StCrimson667 10 місяців тому +93

    Their names and addresses got leaked because...they signed a petition. 1) How the hell do you get an address and phone number from a simple petition? I guess it's a small town or something? 2) I love how this sort of movie just has to invent things that have literally never happened. Like, it tells you just how delusional this sort of person is that they literally have to make up stuff because, otherwise, they would just be self-evidently the villains.

    • @nergregga
      @nergregga 10 місяців тому +34

      I wouldn't put it past Mr "I haven't heard of that," to just write his phone number on the petition unprompted, which is probably why we don't hear about anyone else being harrassed.

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket 10 місяців тому

      you can get those off any voter roll actually

    • @synthwave-arcade
      @synthwave-arcade 10 місяців тому

      and even then, they ARE self evidently the villains even when they twist it

  • @NathanATaylor
    @NathanATaylor 8 місяців тому +10

    12:49 I love that putting the mug on the CARPET clinked

  • @roundhouse2616
    @roundhouse2616 8 місяців тому +10

    I've seen a weird trend of christian-made movies failing to make a convincing argument for their beliefs despite literally controlling the entire narrative. I only have two nickels but its weird that it happened twice

  • @adam346
    @adam346 10 місяців тому +311

    I do love that the "Equality Today" paper is just a regular paper with the title glued on and outlined in crappy markers.. this whole movie could have been shot by children forced into working for their Christian families... 8:40 btw

    • @GulliverOShaughnessy
      @GulliverOShaughnessy 10 місяців тому +10

      This movie feels like it’s making fun of right wing media

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT 9 місяців тому +6

      Well, it WAS insanely low budget. Like, literally running on a shoe string budget of MAYBE like $100. Most actors probably didn't even get paid. You can clearly tell that this is less so a "professional work" and more like the quality of a high school fan film. Couldn't expect any less from homophobes. Literally no one supports them so they have no money unless they get funded by right wing billionaires like TDW does.

    • @adam346
      @adam346 9 місяців тому

      @@KrimsonKattYT it's why they want to bring child labor back... because they not only don't want to pay anyone for anything if they don't have to, they think kids are like lizards and will grow back limbs that were cut off during filming accidents.

    • @gristen
      @gristen 9 місяців тому +3

      i kinda feel bad for the kids in this movie, like imagine growing up with the knowledge your face is attached to this train wreck forever. i hope at least some of those kids turn out better than the wack job parents that let them be in this

  • @AceOfWaffles
    @AceOfWaffles 10 місяців тому +81

    “What, are you a communist or something? You don’t like John Wayne?”
    Fun fact, Stalin actually loved John Wayne movies.
    Like, seriously. Look it up.
    (Edit: added “movies” bc I was unclear)

    • @oscarwilde3670
      @oscarwilde3670 9 місяців тому

      I just looked it up and it says Stalin wanted John Wayne killed

    • @gristen
      @gristen 9 місяців тому +2

      i looked it up and i dont think "loved" is an entirely accurate description 😂

    • @oscarwilde3670
      @oscarwilde3670 9 місяців тому

      I replied to this and my reply disappeared? Anyway I looked this up and that is very much not the case lol

    • @gristen
      @gristen 9 місяців тому +5

      @@oscarwilde3670 youtube loves to shadow ban comments for seemingly no reason sometimes

    • @currwhibble3565
      @currwhibble3565 8 місяців тому +4

      He loved his movies but hated John as a person I've gathered

  • @HighFlyActionGuy
    @HighFlyActionGuy 10 місяців тому +97

    When she said "they just called me on my cell phone" to let her husband know the t shirt deal was off it seemed like added in "cell phone" as an explanation to their older target audience who wouldn't consider that right away.

    • @Karamazov9
      @Karamazov9 10 місяців тому +14

      I know when that hotline bling it could only mean one thing

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  10 місяців тому +2

      lMdmdmfmf

    • @Sailormac2
      @Sailormac2 9 місяців тому +7

      Wait a minute, was HER CELL included in the doxxing? Was he required to write down ALL of the family’s phone numbers? What the hell kind of petition is this?

    • @cinnasauria
      @cinnasauria 8 місяців тому +3

      @@Sailormac2 I think they already had her cell number for business correspondence and "cell phone" was specified to distinguish it from the harassment calls... but I dunno why the daughter says SHE got three profane phone calls that day?

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 7 днів тому

      Probably ❤

  • @oz4648
    @oz4648 8 місяців тому +9

    Maybe I should start using custom ringtones again because I 100% want the obscene call to be my ringtone

  • @tonyssimsworld5437
    @tonyssimsworld5437 9 місяців тому +21

    conservatives want 2 be oppressed soooo bad

  • @yellowbutterfly6796
    @yellowbutterfly6796 10 місяців тому +78

    20:55 you dont go after someone's personal life and family over your 'disagreements', he said, with zero irony...

  • @glitter1336
    @glitter1336 10 місяців тому +57

    not the only named black character in hair rollers and a house coat 💀💀💀

  • @bananas999
    @bananas999 10 місяців тому +417

    As a bisexual who attends an episcopal church that joke was actually hilarious

    • @CorwinFound
      @CorwinFound 10 місяців тому +62

      I laughed out loud. I'm atheist but I have Evangelical family and yeah. It was actually a very smart and funny line.... probably the only one in the entire movie because it's about the only honest and even vaguely self aware line in the entire movie.

    • @availanila
      @availanila 10 місяців тому +8

      Us Anglicans here in Africa are still shaken by your audacity! *_SHAKEN!!_*
      P.s. how're the benchmarking tours going?

    • @arcadiaberger9204
      @arcadiaberger9204 10 місяців тому +13

      I was genuinely surprised by that line.
      I didn't think they had it in them.

    • @kentstallard6512
      @kentstallard6512 10 місяців тому

      Get out! The Bible condemns gay sex unambiguously and in every context.

    • @dragonvliss2426
      @dragonvliss2426 9 місяців тому +4

      Lesbian in a 43-year same-sex marriage here -- also an active Episcopalian.

  • @IJustAnimateThatsTheJist
    @IJustAnimateThatsTheJist 6 місяців тому +4

    It's absolutely wild seeing how CLOSE they are to getting the message, (that they should be able to live their lives as they choose while we do the same) and just before reaching the conclusion they'd rather double-down, claim ignorance, and run ten miles in the opposite direction. How are you really going to point out how your rights aren't to be violated whilst also proudly trying to violate the rights of other people???

  • @countjondi9672
    @countjondi9672 9 місяців тому +9

    It feels like the scene where the man absent-mindedly said "ive never heard if that" was a line originally meant for the child.

  • @skippycoulter
    @skippycoulter 10 місяців тому +94

    So the message of this was... even if you are friends with gay people and know you are being bigoted, you should keep trying to deny gay people rights, and the only way you will stop is if the gay community comes together for protest, boycott amd action to marginalize your hate? That second part is kind of based ngl.

  • @lorenzwinterhoff8049
    @lorenzwinterhoff8049 10 місяців тому +211

    I love how the whole movie is about the exact behaviour the "christians" use when they find someone/thing they don't like, as if there's picket lines of peopleall over the place FOR LGBTQ+ inclusion when it's usually them protesting against it. (Westboro Baptist anyone?)

    • @dinosaysrawr
      @dinosaysrawr 10 місяців тому +52

      Also, I'm honestly insulted that they think we'd show up to a rally in beige khakis with plain white signs written in Sharpie.

    • @jerrimenard3092
      @jerrimenard3092 10 місяців тому +33

      ​@@dinosaysrawrI know! I am non-binary and pansexual. We love glitter pens and stickers. The asexuals would totally sell garlic bread and pride buttons. Also, where are all the sharp dressed Trans ladies? I did not see one pair of high heels or a decent wig on anyone.

    • @ebenezeryubblesworth8717
      @ebenezeryubblesworth8717 10 місяців тому +22

      Every conservative accusation is a confession

    • @ernie39
      @ernie39 9 місяців тому

      ah projection

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 9 місяців тому +4

      I wanna take this opportunity to share a fact that doesn't get shared enough, that even the KKK thought the westboro baptist church went too far. And like... yikes.

  • @quryshna
    @quryshna 10 місяців тому +54

    the "christianity was here first" line had me howling ded
    yeah, yeah... who was on Turtle Island first? lol

    • @sassylittleprophet
      @sassylittleprophet 10 місяців тому +12

      My mind immediately went to Sappho and Achilles and Patrocles.

  • @orionsbow9898
    @orionsbow9898 8 місяців тому +7

    As an Episcopalian, I spit out my drink when they bodied us like that, just say it out loud lol most other christians react that way toward us because we tend to like gay people and also women