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  • Опубліковано 20 кві 2016
  • It's not even me playing either it's my little brother so it's not my fault

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  • @cappu1881
    @cappu1881 5 років тому +44874

    If dark souls 3 is so good, why isn't there a dark souls 3 2?

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 4 роки тому +2570

      Yeah, this is big brain time

    • @KitsuneYojimbo
      @KitsuneYojimbo 4 роки тому +785

      Hey, MatPat, looks like we've got a theory for you!

    • @largebeefis4951
      @largebeefis4951 4 роки тому +605

      Why not just Dark souls²?

    • @Guesswho8812
      @Guesswho8812 4 роки тому +380

      Because u cannot improve perfection

    • @terrarianangel8274
      @terrarianangel8274 4 роки тому +124

      @@largebeefis4951 that's 1 remastered

  • @dannyhinrichs6876
    @dannyhinrichs6876 4 роки тому +6115

    "try tongue but hole"
    Appraisals: 14.264

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva 4 роки тому +254

      That message is STILL there.

    • @tanklike4413
      @tanklike4413 4 роки тому +154

      how do you get 0.264 of an appraisal?

    • @blizzard5748
      @blizzard5748 4 роки тому +126

      Tanklike441 are you serious

    • @JD-gt1em
      @JD-gt1em 4 роки тому +34

      Appraisals: 69

    • @CantankerousCon
      @CantankerousCon 4 роки тому +29

      @@blizzard5748 are you joking

  • @bije277
    @bije277 4 роки тому +4764

    “It’s time to die, dragon!” Well he wasn’t lying.

  • @surjay5633
    @surjay5633 3 роки тому +4233

    It’s tradition to come here every once in a while.

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 роки тому +65

      I’ve watched this so many times

    • @gingots
      @gingots 3 роки тому +8

      @@Ismael-kc3ry same

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 роки тому +17

      @@gingots the plunging attack line is so iconic

    • @rikovladimir8655
      @rikovladimir8655 3 роки тому +1

      new York style pizza ?

    • @timebound8883
      @timebound8883 3 роки тому +14

      the iconic video that spawned the "thank you dark souls" quote

  • @mans1ay3r
    @mans1ay3r 8 років тому +3010

    plunging attack only works if you start from the bottom

    • @johnnyboy7630
      @johnnyboy7630 8 років тому +26

      Obviously

    • @zaimzullfkar9185
      @zaimzullfkar9185 8 років тому +127

      +mans1ay3r the hell you doing here, hurry up and make gamer poop, dont make me fetch the whip.

    • @felixpadilla3215
      @felixpadilla3215 8 років тому

      appreciate u

    • @FeeshCTRL
      @FeeshCTRL 8 років тому +1

      +Zaim Zullfkar Shut up

    • @jimmyrustler7432
      @jimmyrustler7432 8 років тому +7

      I wanna draw you like one of my french girls

  • @goldentortle2484
    @goldentortle2484 5 років тому +6482

    The plunging attack
    The hardest move to master

    • @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast
      @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast 4 роки тому +118

      How about the "Not dying every 5 minutes" attack? that's much harder

    • @KitsuneYojimbo
      @KitsuneYojimbo 4 роки тому +68

      Ah yes.... The plunging attack.... The Dark Souls of combat maneuvers.

    • @jonathanhinga4132
      @jonathanhinga4132 4 роки тому +1

      I preety good with this shit

    • @vertexed5540
      @vertexed5540 4 роки тому +5

      I don't even have this gamr

    • @NightNinjaishere
      @NightNinjaishere 4 роки тому +12

      Well he is using a usb steering wheel so it’s a little harder to do

  • @milansubotic7674
    @milansubotic7674 3 роки тому +9403

    Dunkey's little brother is pretty good at the game considering his age and the fact that he's playing with a USB steering wheel

    • @jimjam5490
      @jimjam5490 3 роки тому +206

      Don’t forget the blindfold

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise 3 роки тому +4

      @David Loisel a fraud

    • @shittysoulsplayer5038
      @shittysoulsplayer5038 3 роки тому +61

      And he’s actually playing the usb steering wheel with Donkey Kong bongos.

    • @sampenkava9118
      @sampenkava9118 3 роки тому +12

      The lag too

    • @solidevidence209
      @solidevidence209 3 роки тому +3

      I had to do his boss fight 15 times CUZ HE ALWAYS GOT STUCK

  • @christopherthomas484
    @christopherthomas484 4 роки тому +11032

    I honestly didn't even know you could miss the plunging attack on the Ancient Wyvern. The ol Dunk out here with revolutionary new tech

    • @templar1701
      @templar1701 3 роки тому +431

      I think it’s because he didn’t lock on before he jumped but I could be wrong

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 роки тому +410

      Fear the old Dunk
      Wait wrong game

    • @user-ew2sz3ez4n
      @user-ew2sz3ez4n 3 роки тому +134

      Yoou can ofc. During some animations the plunge wont work toi

    • @qore1815
      @qore1815 3 роки тому +75

      @@ashikjaman1940 yeah the exact same thing happened to me because I didn't lock on the first time I tried it but if you do you can't miss

    • @gordemn
      @gordemn 3 роки тому +26

      I missed my first time because I tried to do it jumping and not locking on the thing.

  • @azarrius1024
    @azarrius1024 5 років тому +14707

    “don’t laugh, this gives me poison resistance”
    I LOST IT

    • @dannyhinrichs6876
      @dannyhinrichs6876 4 роки тому +227

      i literally spilled my tea over my keyboard

    • @bbokgomu5422
      @bbokgomu5422 4 роки тому +52

      @@dannyhinrichs6876 love this comment

    • @chummyweevil3948
      @chummyweevil3948 4 роки тому +28

      @@dannyhinrichs6876 yikes

    • @themysticfedora
      @themysticfedora 4 роки тому +247

      I literally ate my children

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 4 роки тому +14

      @I will do the fortnite dance on u wtf

  • @LMNtaLXicon
    @LMNtaLXicon 7 років тому +4800

    "The bigger they are, the bigger they fall." Iconic

    • @Shazoo1997
      @Shazoo1997 7 років тому +76

      I love everything he says.. god damn.. xd

    • @Ash-zv8sm
      @Ash-zv8sm 7 років тому +31

      Just like Dunkey's iconic trademark phrase "sp" my keyboard broke

    • @onyxg
      @onyxg 6 років тому +8

      Stranger Danger it's supposed to be "the harder they fall" but ok

    • @Ello-hd6lf
      @Ello-hd6lf 6 років тому +1

      Why are we still here, just to suffer? I

    • @noteqlto7611
      @noteqlto7611 6 років тому +3

      IKONIC

  • @chrisdubose9573
    @chrisdubose9573 3 роки тому +7029

    its so painful to watch him be above 70% equip load the entire time...

    • @middlepinfromwiisports4089
      @middlepinfromwiisports4089 3 роки тому +222

      I mean... im not gonna say he needs to git gud but..

    • @spook3112
      @spook3112 3 роки тому +623

      he’s fucking around for the video

    • @Monamona_207
      @Monamona_207 3 роки тому +515

      @@middlepinfromwiisports4089 lmao he is good, he's just fucking around all the time

    • @middlepinfromwiisports4089
      @middlepinfromwiisports4089 3 роки тому +1114

      @@Monamona_207 true, i mean he wasnt even playing too, it was his pet goldfish, and they had a blindfold on.. and was using dk bongos to play

    • @Monamona_207
      @Monamona_207 3 роки тому +170

      @@middlepinfromwiisports4089 Oh yeah, he also doesn't exist. Imagine what he could do if he did. Oh yeah, it's also his brother, not actually him and Oh yeah, also, he's wearing a blindfold, he doesn't actually own the game, uhh, am I missing anything?

  • @lazylemon9877
    @lazylemon9877 2 роки тому +778

    "The plunging attack is the most reliable move in the game"
    I recite this quote every time I attempt to hit a plunging attack to maximize accuracy

    • @Noicey777
      @Noicey777 2 роки тому +11

      Of course! Try the plunging attack!

    • @overlordcat6869
      @overlordcat6869 Рік тому +6

      I say this at least once every play session lol.

  • @The_Spectre_Gamer
    @The_Spectre_Gamer 5 років тому +7769

    Dark Souls IV death message:
    “Thank you, Dark Souls...”

    • @Stefan-lx9dz
      @Stefan-lx9dz 5 років тому +23

      Will there ever be a Dark Souls 4? Would be like Game of the Century

    • @Stefan-lx9dz
      @Stefan-lx9dz 5 років тому

      @Juggled Lotus but didnt miyazuki, or wtv his name was, said once in an interview that ds remastered was the last one before his retirement? Is someone gonna take over? Thats what im interested in, i dont really like the sekiro setting of jumping and clinging into walls in stealth mode, prothese arms and technology crap. Not related to this rn, but i like the Nioh setting even more than dark souls 3. So i finished nioh and when i saw that nioh 2 is coming. That made my year probably. Just only dark souls 4 or bloodborne 2, and i can die in peace

    • @Nihlm
      @Nihlm 5 років тому +23

      @@Stefan-lx9dz he never said he would retire, he said it would be the last dark souls game ever. Bloodborne 2 still has slight hope, but dark souls is long gone. He wasn't even involved with the remaster either. Sekiro is also not as amazing just because they have far less experience with that kind of combat.

    • @Stefan-lx9dz
      @Stefan-lx9dz 5 років тому

      @@Nihlm thats what i want to know. U said that he said that Ds Remaster is gonna be the last one from the series. Will that ever change? Will someone take over? Any news on that?

    • @Nihlm
      @Nihlm 5 років тому +7

      @@Stefan-lx9dz nobody else will take over soon and even if they do it likely won't be as good. Remember all the weird changes in ds2 and that's just when they delayed involving miyazaki. If he is completely out of the picture the combat and level design just won't feel right

  • @Prfit-qx2gh
    @Prfit-qx2gh 6 років тому +5798

    "The plunging attacks the most reliable move in the game"

  • @MrDalisclock
    @MrDalisclock 3 роки тому +1679

    I laughed at him missing the plunging attack on the wyvern. Then I missed the plunging attack on the wyvern the first time I tried it.
    Thank you Dark Souls 3

    • @scarsch1286
      @scarsch1286 10 місяців тому +2

      I’ve never missed and I’ve TRIED.

    • @shannonrobbins59
      @shannonrobbins59 9 місяців тому +3

      This exact thing literally happened to me

    • @xarakar
      @xarakar 7 місяців тому +1

      Yep. Me too

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 3 місяці тому

      ​@@scarsch1286God gamer everybody! God gamer!🤪

    • @scarsch1286
      @scarsch1286 2 місяці тому

      @@executioner_ecgbert884 Wasn’t a flex, just sharing my experience. But I get that general literacy levels are down by a lot today. Probably have missed it since then.

  • @cronoz-sensei4259
    @cronoz-sensei4259 3 роки тому +807

    This video is still gold after 5 damn years. Also, the fact that you had the balls to actually pvp in this game warms my heart.

    • @ducasse8473
      @ducasse8473 2 роки тому +2

      Folks were trash 5 years ago

    • @cronoz-sensei4259
      @cronoz-sensei4259 2 роки тому +10

      @@ducasse8473 Like on any launch, game was a bit dumb on release tho. You legot didnt need to get anymore than 1 poise for max poise. Thank god they changed it.

    • @Kostadin_Arolski
      @Kostadin_Arolski 2 роки тому +5

      That wont be the case with elden ring, people will be griefing us with shit builds from day 1

    • @cronoz-sensei4259
      @cronoz-sensei4259 2 роки тому +2

      @@Kostadin_Arolski I dont think so, the new mechanics like Ashes of War will mean that it will take some time before optimized builds are made.
      Also it will be a long time before people get an idea of what works and what doesnt. PvE in ER will proly be massive, so I expect the first year to be pve mainly.

    • @ducasse8473
      @ducasse8473 2 роки тому

      @@cronoz-sensei4259 people from beta test will probably know a thing or 2 on how to screw you over tho. Someone even posted pvp footage but I forget who

  • @xxxtefennixxx
    @xxxtefennixxx 8 років тому +2839

    no? "keep rolling rolling"

    • @IPFreelly604
      @IPFreelly604 8 років тому +1

      +Erkan Erdem roll souls

    • @Grokeium
      @Grokeium 8 років тому +2

      +Snoopy dark rolls

    • @PyroJiro
      @PyroJiro 8 років тому +3

      Shoulda rolled

    • @trashrabbit69
      @trashrabbit69 8 років тому +2

      A motherfucking chainsaw, what!?

    • @Runslik3Wind
      @Runslik3Wind 8 років тому +1

      Illusionary wall ahead

  • @Noisemaker50
    @Noisemaker50 8 років тому +3608

    Has there ever been a person who left a message that said "try jumping" anywhere except cliff faces?

    • @InCodWeTrust2
      @InCodWeTrust2 8 років тому +58

      No

    • @SgtZaqq
      @SgtZaqq 8 років тому +558

      +Noisemaker50 in DSII there was a place where you could jump off a cliff and land on small barely visible platform leading to a secret area. Not kidding at all.

    • @Noisemaker50
      @Noisemaker50 8 років тому +196

      Zaqq well i'm sure there's at least one scenario where that's possible. Just to mess with all of us.

    • @nighthorder6542
      @nighthorder6542 8 років тому +35

      +Noisemaker50 I've seen a couple so far in DSIII. Most notable is one that leads to an area behind a bunch of baddies that just mob you while you're on a bridge, so you can take them out from behind one at a time, instead of all together.

    • @BrunoSantosTDL
      @BrunoSantosTDL 8 років тому +136

      +Noisemaker50 Yeah, there's the jump you gotta do to save Onion Bro from his Cell.

  • @jordanguy4241
    @jordanguy4241 3 роки тому +420

    6:12 “ok now for this guy... this..THIS GUY’S FUCKING *BUMPER CARS!* “
    I lost my collective shit at this

  • @randomlink2770
    @randomlink2770 2 роки тому +222

    5:14 has aged incredibly well considering his Elden Ring video

    • @josealvarez1348
      @josealvarez1348 2 роки тому +3

      So glad someone caught it

    • @caeruleumluna9630
      @caeruleumluna9630 2 роки тому +9

      He still be playin Elden Ring with a USB steering wheel

    • @typhonnix
      @typhonnix Рік тому +5

      "Elden beast, I command you to stop"

  • @matterino1051
    @matterino1051 7 років тому +3723

    Dude holy shit where has this account been my whole life

    • @smhsophie
      @smhsophie 7 років тому +148

      In My Ass

    • @sylvain_3
      @sylvain_3 7 років тому

      Fresh Dr Pepper Hahahahahaha

    • @Ferinmel
      @Ferinmel 7 років тому +28

      Welcome to the shithole

    • @matterino1051
      @matterino1051 7 років тому +4

      Drakus Jargon smartass nigga

    • @fatjelloman
      @fatjelloman 7 років тому

      too bad he barely posts anymore check out his LoL videos and then watch his vid about y he quit LoL

  • @videogamenostalgia
    @videogamenostalgia 8 років тому +2434

    "be wary of left" is actually a hard-hitting critique of Bernie Sanders

    • @pandaabro5484
      @pandaabro5484 8 років тому +47

      +videogamenostalgia #FeelTheBurn ;-)

    • @SevenAsses
      @SevenAsses 8 років тому +13

      well played bucko

    • @XxLBPlayers123xX
      @XxLBPlayers123xX 8 років тому +2

      +Pandaa Bro #FeelTheBern

    • @JohnnyLoves
      @JohnnyLoves 8 років тому +2

      +videogamenostalgia Boy this made me laugh *way* too hard.

    • @stillatin
      @stillatin 8 років тому +25

      god I hate when kids think they know politics

  • @milos1967
    @milos1967 11 місяців тому +38

    I just looked up "this guy is bumper cars" into youtube and I got this video. Incredible how far technology has come.

  • @thegreatqtip4516
    @thegreatqtip4516 2 роки тому +83

    3:42 Hit the nail on the head, this is exactly how it feels when the messages fuck with you. Dark Souls may be difficult, but there's nothing more soul crushing than doing something dumb that doesn't matter a bit.

  • @TenebrusI07
    @TenebrusI07 7 років тому +2556

    The stray demon hurling dunk off the bridge broke me

    • @altoroark4233
      @altoroark4233 7 років тому +276

      Thank you, Dark Souls 1

    • @elmo4553
      @elmo4553 7 років тому +6

      The stray demon was sooo easy for me

    • @SonGoku5363
      @SonGoku5363 7 років тому +25

      Solaire Of Astora Well yeah hes a pretty easy miniboss, dunkey just got rekt by bad rng with the grab+throw attack

    • @nahejm4383
      @nahejm4383 7 років тому

      Inspire the Liars najdkhsjv

    • @mariablanco5737
      @mariablanco5737 6 років тому

      Solid Snek hello miss

  • @mattbroder2009
    @mattbroder2009 6 років тому +2532

    "I'm playing with a USB Steering Wheel it's not my fault!'

    • @brendanrichardson6135
      @brendanrichardson6135 5 років тому +5

      Matt Broder
      Can’t blame em...

    • @Spookiec
      @Spookiec 5 років тому +24

      Hilarious, it’s almost like you saw the video

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ 5 років тому +6

      I was using motion controls the whole time

    • @user-rt2mq3qp2k
      @user-rt2mq3qp2k 5 років тому +1

      That is what he said

    • @d.aardent9382
      @d.aardent9382 5 років тому

      HAHA I thought that was what he said, but then ...nah,I misheard that...

  • @mcfirstpouletoignon3315
    @mcfirstpouletoignon3315 3 роки тому +102

    - "THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE BIGGER THEY FALL"
    - *BONK*

  • @sandofdeath
    @sandofdeath 2 роки тому +65

    05:13 - This bit of commentary now pairs wonderfully with dunkey's Eden Ring video
    What a 6 year payoff.

  • @J.Skyler
    @J.Skyler 8 років тому +18026

    As soon as this video ends, I'm gonna go let my mom know that I just failed my entire semester of college again.
    So thanks for the finals laughs, Binky

    • @gorgorman4614
      @gorgorman4614 8 років тому +902

      In the same boat you are. Good luck!

    • @kevinthaw123
      @kevinthaw123 8 років тому +211

      +Lance Leander L. Cembrano you imbecile

    • @murillocosta4933
      @murillocosta4933 8 років тому +320

      +Lance Leander L. Cembrano you nice guy

    • @phoenix7540
      @phoenix7540 8 років тому +2108

      If she gets mad tell her you were doing your semester with a USB steering wheel and it wasn't your fault.

    • @joborbin4903
      @joborbin4903 8 років тому +314

      +Phoenix Sosuke I was doing the math with a USB steering wheel, wasn't my fault. I did the essay with a USB steering wheel, wasn't my fault.

  • @sk8mattgaming259
    @sk8mattgaming259 7 років тому +1750

    Everytime I die in Dark Souls now, I have to say "Thank you Dark Souls."

    • @justinvarghese6852
      @justinvarghese6852 6 років тому +17

      Isaac Clarke Wait really? Lmao this game has such an impact in real life too. Shit is traumatizing.

    • @lozww97
      @lozww97 6 років тому +23

      Every time I die for some really stupid reason in DS3, I say the exact same thing.

    • @adrianparis4875
      @adrianparis4875 6 років тому +33

      I say this for a lot of reasons, it just feels satisfying and gives me a reason to laugh after being frustrated.

    • @subtopewdiepie2792
      @subtopewdiepie2792 5 років тому +1

      Same lmao

    • @stouser1296
      @stouser1296 5 років тому +2

      I’ve decided just to blame everything on Reggie and Nintendo at this point

  • @philbofettiArchive
    @philbofettiArchive 2 роки тому +202

    I've watched this about 10 times over the years and it makes me laugh everytime

    • @sologamimg
      @sologamimg 2 роки тому +6

      I watch this a lot more than I like to admit. I wish I could see him fight Gael or friede

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 2 роки тому +4

      I hate that I can quote this entire video

  • @Aegon6
    @Aegon6 4 роки тому +416

    Mace Windu: "It's over, you have *LOST* "
    Palpatine: 5:09

    • @KobeAndersonCactus
      @KobeAndersonCactus 3 роки тому +29

      "I am your father"
      Luke:

    • @WillBilliam
      @WillBilliam 3 роки тому +5

      For real, both of these are spot on. I’ve thought about it every time I watch this (quite frequently) but never commented on it.

    • @samuel96860
      @samuel96860 3 роки тому +1

      @@KobeAndersonCactus Yeah this is the one he was quoting. He also quoted Han saying "It's not my fault. It's not my fault' earlier in the video

    • @KobeAndersonCactus
      @KobeAndersonCactus 3 роки тому +7

      @@samuel96860 "the plunging attack is the most reliable move in the game" -Obi Wan

    • @samuel96860
      @samuel96860 3 роки тому +1

      @@KobeAndersonCactus Hello there

  • @BiscuitCatProductions
    @BiscuitCatProductions 8 років тому +524

    "IT'S TIME TO DIE, DRAGON!"
    **slides down neck**
    **clang**
    "I don't even have this game."

    • @hanneswiberg1524
      @hanneswiberg1524 8 років тому +2

      +Biscuit Cat Productions OH REALLY????????

    • @ghosttactician403
      @ghosttactician403 8 років тому

      +Hannes Wiberg yes

    • @gutar5675
      @gutar5675 8 років тому +10

      +Biscuit Cat Productions I died 3 times trying to do that plunging attack. You have to run and jump to do it right

    • @burnt520
      @burnt520 4 роки тому +2

      Damn it's like we saw the same video

  • @gatsbymovingrubber
    @gatsbymovingrubber 8 років тому +516

    Why is there 3 of that guy? ohh ohh... its because its dark souls 3 ohh..

    • @markfidelix
      @markfidelix 8 років тому +10

      +dsgrsggjgfj Illuminati?

    • @herks487
      @herks487 8 років тому +3

      +Mark Fidelix I don't know, we should ask Peladophobian

    • @DMCK2000
      @DMCK2000 7 років тому +4

      +Worminator same lol!

  • @eatmorevegetables
    @eatmorevegetables 3 роки тому +137

    Pretty impressive given that he's playing with a usb steering wheel and he doesn't even have the game.

  • @HavaNDay
    @HavaNDay 4 роки тому +101

    All of the jokes about the dragons burning steaks is just stupidly hilarious

    • @milkman2266
      @milkman2266 3 роки тому +7

      I was beginning to think I was the only one who appreciated them lol. Seems like nobody else commented about the steaks. I loved it

    • @colton.421
      @colton.421 2 роки тому +6

      The dragons like their steak well done. Dunkey taught them a lesson

  • @RedRiotRoss
    @RedRiotRoss 8 років тому +7212

    You just missed 'em

    • @xXmutantpancakeXx
      @xXmutantpancakeXx 8 років тому +87

      +RedRiot The problem is he hit them, but he is so good at the game the program couldn't register it.

    • @RedRiotRoss
      @RedRiotRoss 8 років тому +7

      Zanuka Project #plungedtodeath

    • @xXmutantpancakeXx
      @xXmutantpancakeXx 8 років тому +2

      RedRiot He should become a plumber... heh... he. heheh.

    • @RedRiotRoss
      @RedRiotRoss 8 років тому +3

      ***** :O

    • @xXmutantpancakeXx
      @xXmutantpancakeXx 8 років тому +3

      RedRiot Same bro. Also
      Please make a xenoomorh kha

  • @DreadnaughtyArt
    @DreadnaughtyArt 8 років тому +979

    I love the way he says bonfire.

    • @ngfshgsfhsgh
      @ngfshgsfhsgh 8 років тому +131

      +DeZiiRe Dashie BAHNfire

    • @-Batista
      @-Batista 8 років тому +73

      +ngfshgsfhsgh huh charleston? wheres the fucking BAHNFIRE? HANH???

    • @sovietmur
      @sovietmur 7 років тому +2

      How the hell do you say it....?

    • @hyperslow1233
      @hyperslow1233 7 років тому +5

      +Connor Burman Bawnfire

    • @sirautismo4053
      @sirautismo4053 7 років тому +7

      +Connor Burman Bawhn Fiyah

  • @lukeloftus545
    @lukeloftus545 2 роки тому +57

    “This guy is fucking bumper cars” always makes me lose it

  • @bayabooz4855
    @bayabooz4855 2 роки тому +23

    5:03 if there’s any of those illusory “illusory walls” messages in ER this needs to return, the sound effect and the distant cries of dunkey yelling about his misfortune

    • @dairyisfine
      @dairyisfine 2 роки тому +3

      there are TONS right now

    • @DimIsHigh
      @DimIsHigh 2 роки тому +2

      “Hidden Path Ahead”
      “Try Jumping”
      “Fingers/but Hole” variations
      The three most overabundant messages in Elden Ring

  • @TheDarkblade711
    @TheDarkblade711 6 років тому +2304

    See, he made a rookie mistake using the USB steering wheel. That worked well in DS1 and DS2, however DS3 worked much better with a USB joystick, like the ones you would play CoD with or fly with.

    • @TSfish94
      @TSfish94 5 років тому +41

      Shadowfax Stallionus
      See the proper technique is obviously using the duck hunt gun

    • @AC3electrosphere
      @AC3electrosphere 5 років тому +7

      i play using a Kinect, works for me

    • @CT-uh9mk
      @CT-uh9mk 5 років тому +5

      I play with chopsticks

    • @manmanboyboydudedudeguyguy2800
      @manmanboyboydudedudeguyguy2800 5 років тому +3

      I would personally suggest using the resident evil 4 chainsaw controller for dark souls 3

    • @Bananaman559
      @Bananaman559 5 років тому +4

      Fucking casuals the true epic gamers use telekinesis to play

  • @PineApPleJewCeGames
    @PineApPleJewCeGames 7 років тому +3595

    IM PLAYING WITH A USB STEERING WHEEL

    • @darketribute1562
      @darketribute1562 7 років тому +61

      That one got me.

    • @brundain1
      @brundain1 7 років тому +55

      they ALL got me

    • @Bobio
      @Bobio 7 років тому +12

      Watched this video about 10 times and never knew what he said there. I'm dying all over again!

    • @cammy1349
      @cammy1349 7 років тому

      TriskOner What's that mean, is it just a random nonsensical thing? Idk, I like watching walkthroughs but I'm not a gamer don't kill me ;-;

    • @user-nx9qh1po1n
      @user-nx9qh1po1n 7 років тому +2

      Curly McJensenpants It's a steering wheel controller.

  • @alexwikky5604
    @alexwikky5604 Рік тому +360

    Im surprised on how dude managed to beat dark souls while fat rolling all game

  • @johnbrown9542
    @johnbrown9542 3 роки тому +29

    “This is the Dark Souls of Dark Souls and really makes you feel like dying. 9/10” -IGN

  • @jellycar1859
    @jellycar1859 6 років тому +2573

    Dark Souls 3 is the Crash Bandicoot of Bloodborne

  • @animatronicgnu9448
    @animatronicgnu9448 5 років тому +1206

    "The bigger they are, the bigger they fall"
    ...

  • @omnipotentgaming166
    @omnipotentgaming166 Рік тому +27

    2:31 “I think I’ll take my reward” lmfao I laugh so hard I almost died from being out of breath

  • @pastapastajfollower2919
    @pastapastajfollower2919 Рік тому +28

    4:36 this is my favorite part, I am crying in tears man!!!

  • @AwesomenessHippopotamus
    @AwesomenessHippopotamus 8 років тому +377

    One time I borrowed Dark Souls, played for an hour, died 18 times & took it straight back to my friends house

  • @altoroark4233
    @altoroark4233 7 років тому +3428

    Dunk Souls II - 2,247,386 views
    Dunk Souls III - 3,101,435 views

    • @Ya0w
      @Ya0w 7 років тому +613

      Oh i understand, it's beacuse there's a 3 in it!

    • @kinhiru
      @kinhiru 7 років тому +202

      +Ya0w omg genius, you guys aren't from Earth!!!

    • @eviljohnnybravo7575
      @eviljohnnybravo7575 7 років тому +11

      fuck you

    • @MrDrew2220
      @MrDrew2220 7 років тому +7

      dunk souls 3 million views you lose

    • @LysdexicGamer
      @LysdexicGamer 7 років тому +62

      Half-Life 3 confirmed?

  • @jellibal34
    @jellibal34 2 роки тому +8

    Donkey: of you say stop they should stop. That should be a feature.
    Bosses in Elden ring when Dunkley says stop: *ACTUALLY STOPS WORKING*

  • @alexanderryufenando9711
    @alexanderryufenando9711 3 роки тому +28

    Imagine if Dark Souls credits soundtrack sounds like 6:42 after you beat the game LMAO

  • @JimboMauiDownhill
    @JimboMauiDownhill 7 років тому +1520

    "Don't laugh." lol Fucking loved this video so much

    • @IwoJima22
      @IwoJima22 7 років тому +15

      JimboMauiDownhill it's a call back to dunk souls part 2 lol. all of them are great

    • @Tuskor130
      @Tuskor130 7 років тому +9

      JimboMauiDownhill I instinctively laugh when dunkey says don't laugh.

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 років тому

      Mongoloid

    • @thaFalkon
      @thaFalkon 6 років тому +4

      If you had watched his 500k sub face reveal you would've realized that he is actually of Puerto Rican descent

    • @Graphaeli
      @Graphaeli 6 років тому

      +MrRpspartan L

  • @DoNotFeedTheSquirrel
    @DoNotFeedTheSquirrel 8 років тому +563

    You killed very few enemies in one hit, must be a hard game. Unlike Dark Souls or Demon Souls.

    • @giocarmen9857
      @giocarmen9857 8 років тому

      nah he kinda bad

    • @Opebin
      @Opebin 8 років тому +2

      demon's souls

    • @nachoman4ever
      @nachoman4ever 8 років тому +18

      He actually fucked up on the one boss you can one hit!

    • @zanbato2794
      @zanbato2794 8 років тому +2

      dunkey during the other souls games: this game is for babies don't even bother, dunkey in this game: no no no shit it wasn't me 😂😂😂

    • @zanbato2794
      @zanbato2794 8 років тому

      dunkey during the other souls games: this game is for babies don't even bother, dunkey in this game: no no no shit it wasn't me 😂😂😂

  • @estabez
    @estabez Рік тому +12

    5:11-5:17 I'm so glad that this mechanic was included in Elden Ring. Fromsoftware is really good at listening to fans.

  • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
    @UnCreativeDeconstructionism 3 роки тому +43

    5:05 *I cry everytime*

  • @TheInFam0u5Drag0n
    @TheInFam0u5Drag0n 8 років тому +247

    Thank you, Dark Souls

    • @eborge9711
      @eborge9711 8 років тому

      +InFam0u5Drag0nArmageddon53X Dank Souls*

    • @stephanste1n
      @stephanste1n 8 років тому +1

      +Elliot Borge Dunk Souls*

    • @araavagyan5316
      @araavagyan5316 8 років тому +9

      +Степан Астапенко Drunk Souls*

    • @GooglyGook12
      @GooglyGook12 8 років тому

      +Ara Avagyan I played that last night. I actually played better than normal. It was hilarious.

    • @TheInFam0u5Drag0n
      @TheInFam0u5Drag0n 8 років тому

      Douche Souls

  • @scott4398
    @scott4398 8 років тому +107

    5:20
    For some reason that yell is the funniest thing in the world to me. I can't even be mad when I die from fall damage.

    • @aditya-ie2bc
      @aditya-ie2bc 8 років тому +1

      same

    • @themacca277
      @themacca277 7 років тому +2

      the bloodborne death scream will always be best

    • @scott4398
      @scott4398 7 років тому +19

      I realized what it is. He doesn't scream while he's falling, he just suddenly starts screaming on impact.

    • @eldritchenigma5492
      @eldritchenigma5492 7 років тому +3

      Scott A it rivals the wilhelm scream XD

    • @seanwattsmoore8507
      @seanwattsmoore8507 7 років тому +2

      Scott A yea lol

  • @greathex1070
    @greathex1070 2 роки тому +111

    3:15 i actually laughed hard

    • @theblob2937
      @theblob2937 2 роки тому +7

      He said don’t laugh though

  • @texxic
    @texxic Рік тому +12

    I didn't play DS3 until after watching this video, and I tried the plunging attack on the Ancient Wyvern expecting to faceplant and instantly die. Imagine my surprise when it actually worked.

  • @dutchpotato3557
    @dutchpotato3557 8 років тому +852

    Dunk souls. More like Dunky doesn't know to keep your weight ratio under 70%.

    • @birdy_coolbeans
      @birdy_coolbeans 8 років тому +73

      clunk rolls AYYYY

    • @deejay3297
      @deejay3297 8 років тому +68

      +DutchPotato thats funny because dunky is fat

    • @deejay3297
      @deejay3297 8 років тому +44

      r u sure u wana be sayn that to man who eats his own children for breakfast?!

    • @moaxcrisis7136
      @moaxcrisis7136 8 років тому +10

      +🍜Kenpachi Ramasama🍱 what are you fucking gay?

    • @noeezyfluff
      @noeezyfluff 8 років тому +2

      +Yusuf Bari CLASSIC DUNKLE

  • @Mr.Tahkos
    @Mr.Tahkos 8 років тому +2404

    Did the captcha make you beat it with the keyboard controls?

    • @quinnman89
      @quinnman89 8 років тому +2

    • @sammichael4534
      @sammichael4534 8 років тому +6

      He is playing it on Xbox one at one point you see the menu button appear onscreen

    • @harrypoppelier1791
      @harrypoppelier1791 8 років тому

      No with a touchpad

    • @SuperInfinitezero00
      @SuperInfinitezero00 8 років тому +24

      +Sam Michael not the joke, but does the pc version not show controller appropriate buttons? I feel like mine does....

    • @cheezysqueezy
      @cheezysqueezy 8 років тому +90

      +Tahkozz He was clearly using the USB steering wheel.

  • @kinjgaming3822
    @kinjgaming3822 2 роки тому +10

    Holy cow 5 years later and I still will never get tired of this video.
    Always lose it with the steaks

  • @peachstars219
    @peachstars219 2 роки тому +9

    5:12 It turns out Dunkey's dream feature became reality with Elden Ring

  • @S_on_fire
    @S_on_fire 8 років тому +1290

    So you bought a game you die all the time, people lie and are mean to you, and then you stay still while other players do your work for you???
    THEY ALREADY DO THAT IN LEAGUE FOR FREE YOU NUMNUTS

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 8 років тому +7278

    I need help beating the game. Please assist.

  • @Emuser012
    @Emuser012 2 роки тому +8

    1:09 thanks to the incredible force of energy Dunkey released with his yell, I have been inspired to yell this exact thing every single time I get a backstab on an enemy in any of these games and it never gets old. Bless you Dunkey.

  • @GLA55MA5TER
    @GLA55MA5TER 2 роки тому +6

    5:11 good to see that from software took your feedback and implemented it into elden ring's final boss

  • @nootnootboi7048
    @nootnootboi7048 5 років тому +1850

    Fool me one,
    shame on you.
    Fool me twice,
    shame on me.
    Fool me the third time using reverse psychology,
    Jesus Christ, what's wrong with you people?

    • @CasualFire
      @CasualFire 4 роки тому +19

      I've only played DS2, and only on Xbox 360, but don't you press A to open fake walls instead of hitting them?

    • @toangreenlow2229
      @toangreenlow2229 4 роки тому +10

      Little late, but only DS2 required the button press. All other Souls games require you to hit them or roll into them

    • @NULL-ug7ve
      @NULL-ug7ve 4 роки тому +1

      @@toangreenlow2229 yeah thats why DKS2 is the WORST

    • @thehunter7422
      @thehunter7422 4 роки тому +3

      Fool me 4 times Use Plunge Attack
      Fool me 5 times Thank You Dark Souls

    • @karhu7581
      @karhu7581 3 роки тому

      @@NULL-ug7ve i mean tbh it makes more sense to interact with hidden walls to reveal the hidden mechanism than it does to swing a giant fucking hammer at them.

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 8 років тому +693

    _"Be wary of UA-cam comments"_

    • @The_zomBe
      @The_zomBe 8 років тому

      +CreepsMcPasta i will thanks for the advice

    • @PsychicRadroach
      @PsychicRadroach 8 років тому +17

      liar ahead

    • @symple_ut3738
      @symple_ut3738 5 років тому

      @nicoloco9974 tf kind of a question is dat

    • @christophercox6135
      @christophercox6135 5 років тому

      @@symple_ut3738 a good one wtf is UA-cam becoming somebody please assist me in my journey to destroy the internet

    • @symple_ut3738
      @symple_ut3738 5 років тому +1

      @@christophercox6135 its just someone watching dunkey nothing unusual

  • @crash-testproductions9341
    @crash-testproductions9341 3 роки тому +12

    Me playing Dark Souls 3.
    "I've done the other two I'll be fine."
    The FIRST treasure chest of the entire game is a friggin mimic.
    "Thank you Dark Souls."

  • @MeatloafSwooshbear
    @MeatloafSwooshbear 2 роки тому +8

    "Saying stop should be a feature in dark souls, where you say stop and the enemy stops"
    Fromsoft listened to Dunkey, according to his Elden Ring video lmao

  • @mikey8247
    @mikey8247 4 роки тому +744

    “I’M PLAYING WITH A USB STERERING WHEEL!!” 🤣

  • @FreeUrFuture
    @FreeUrFuture 5 років тому +2144

    “It’s time to die dragon!” *tink* YOU DIED
    “I don’t even have this game.”

    • @DevelonLP
      @DevelonLP 4 роки тому +77

      Ty for the lyrics

    • @ZsH85
      @ZsH85 4 роки тому +48

      wow ! is this something from this video ?
      is this something you heard here?
      wow!

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 4 роки тому +21

      Nice to see other people could hear that is so good to know actually.

    • @craze4019
      @craze4019 4 роки тому +33

      I was born with no ears so this was very helpful. Thank you.

    • @thelibrarian5586
      @thelibrarian5586 4 роки тому +31

      I have a disability where I can only ingest bean-based products, so thank you, this was very helpful.

  • @zamasuawaken1908
    @zamasuawaken1908 3 роки тому +18

    you gotta love how he shows the credits at the end basically saying "here guys you now know who to blame lol"

  • @shilla547
    @shilla547 5 років тому +1819

    I would love to see the footage of dunkey fighting the abyss watchers, pontiff sulyvahn, and lothric and lorian.

    • @blackcatgaming8518
      @blackcatgaming8518 5 років тому +52

      If only the Dunkmaestro would do a Dunk Souls Walkthrough Series

    • @WillFast140
      @WillFast140 5 років тому +72

      Tbh, the abyss watchers weren't as difficult as everyone says. Yeah they were fast, but I've Neve died to them on any playthrough. Just go play Bloodborne for a bit, then come back to abyss watchers and play like it's Bloodborne (i.e. do not use your shield, just dodge everything)

    • @gavindillon1486
      @gavindillon1486 5 років тому +119

      @@WillFast140 >the boss isnt hard if you beat bloodborne
      >bloodborne is a hard game
      UM EXCUSE ME

    • @WillFast140
      @WillFast140 5 років тому +13

      @@gavindillon1486 that's not what I said. I said get out of thinking like you're playing DS and start playing like you're playing Bloodborne. Obviously this doesn't work for some larger bosses (like yhorm, etc.) but it makes the abyss watchers more manageable

    • @gavindillon1486
      @gavindillon1486 5 років тому +27

      @@WillFast140 true. But still, that doesn't mean the abyss watchers are easy.
      Iudex Gundyr is easy.

  • @MasterHusi0909
    @MasterHusi0909 7 років тому +961

    why did you have to go and touch the goddamn cup

    • @anirvana
      @anirvana 4 роки тому +3

      There haven't been any replies to this comment since 2years and it's almost at 1k likes, so I'm leavin' one.

  • @apspiderboy
    @apspiderboy 4 роки тому +39

    Darth Vader: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
    Luke Skywalker: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
    Darth Vader: "No. I am your father."
    Luke Skywalker: 5:09

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi 2 роки тому +6

    "that should be a feature, you say 'stop' into the microphone and the enemies stop"
    dunk you clever bastard

  • @themarcolongo522
    @themarcolongo522 6 років тому +3656

    Dont laugh it gives me poison resistence hahaha

  • @iseesaidtheblindman.7020
    @iseesaidtheblindman.7020 7 років тому +356

    Dunkey, you're doing it wrong!
    You gotta kill 'em in one hit!

  • @Artorias.2210
    @Artorias.2210 3 роки тому +10

    I love how ymfah uses Dunkey's Dark Souls dialogues in his videos.

  • @DavidMartinez-le4zg
    @DavidMartinez-le4zg 2 роки тому +9

    5:12 dunkey predicts the way to beat the final boss of elden ring

  • @TheInFam0u5Drag0n
    @TheInFam0u5Drag0n 7 років тому +1682

    This game all started because you touched the cup
    (Edit: damn, didn’t expect over 1,000 likes. Thanks guys)

  • @farubara8309
    @farubara8309 7 років тому +183

    ''The bigger they are, the bigger they fall'' - Dunkey2k16

  • @BreakingDoorsBrandt
    @BreakingDoorsBrandt 3 роки тому +16

    3:19 this is seriously my favorite dunkey clip of all time

  • @spookyghost7515
    @spookyghost7515 3 роки тому +33

    6:28 most reliable move in the game

  • @torinmcconkey9061
    @torinmcconkey9061 8 років тому +188

    This is my favorite Dunkey video

    • @doctormeow5653
      @doctormeow5653 8 років тому +2

      Me it's ultimate skyrim

    • @cassidy8307
      @cassidy8307 7 років тому

      I put this video off because i'm not interested in dark souls, but I don't regret giving it a watch. Really good video.

    • @youngwmhs5229
      @youngwmhs5229 7 років тому

      Yeah it's is really funny you have any suggestions for other top funny Dunkey vids?

    • @mymicks21
      @mymicks21 7 років тому

      Karaoke party had me in tears, his rendition of Dream on tugs at the hearts strings, it really is a mastapeece

  • @SirBrittanicvs
    @SirBrittanicvs 5 років тому +186

    2:48 is the most genuine moment of any Dark Souls player

  • @Winterborn5
    @Winterborn5 Рік тому +5

    So I’m playing D&D…my DM saw this video. Now I’m dealing with mimics and cursed cups. Thank you Dunkey.

  • @liar6371
    @liar6371 2 роки тому +9

    5:12 Can't believe From Soft listened to Dunkey and implemented this feature in their latest game

  • @thebayleaf221
    @thebayleaf221 8 років тому +409

    What else has "3" in it?
    Hint: Confirmed

    • @RunalSpec
      @RunalSpec 8 років тому +83

      BLOODBORNE 3 CONFIRMED

    • @johnaayyy3424
      @johnaayyy3424 8 років тому +14

      Illuminati life 3 by valve confirmed

    • @cmdrchris971
      @cmdrchris971 8 років тому +23

      Team-Fortress 3

    • @NumberBC
      @NumberBC 8 років тому +15

      Portal 3

    • @Gyohdon
      @Gyohdon 8 років тому +7

      +Neil Kee Confirmed: 3?

  • @jorgefierro8241
    @jorgefierro8241 7 років тому +335

    What a beautiful looking game, holy shit.

  • @spaghetti7929
    @spaghetti7929 2 роки тому +9

    5:11 Foreshadowing at its finest

  • @EnglandRemoval
    @EnglandRemoval 3 роки тому +14

    3:33 Stray Demon just put him down in 3 different ways

  • @Otakumanu
    @Otakumanu 6 років тому +583

    "Oh because it's Dark Souls 3, they put 3 of every guy"
    Wait, I think dunkey might be on to something....
    There are 3 types of Lothric Knights, 3 types of Silver Knights, 3 types of Pontiff Knights, 3 types of Ringed Knights, 3 types of giant hollows in red, 3 types of carthus swordsman, 3 types of aristocrat enemy, 3 types of Deep clerics and 3 types of farron followers.
    There are 3 winged knights, 3 ascended winged knights, 3 outrider knights, 3 miniboss demons, 3 lothric wyverns, 3 wolves in the gravekeeper battle and the Demon Prince battle has 3 enemies.
    Friede and Gael have 3 phases.
    Wolnir has 3 armlets.
    Greirat goes out 3 times.
    The Nameless King soul yields 3 items.
    Farron Keep has 3 fires.
    Lothric has 3 areas.
    You must defeat 3 Lords before facing the Twin Princes.
    The greatwolf and Midir are faced 3 times.
    Most areas have 3 bonfires.
    The Undead Legion had 3 companies.
    The Way of White has 3 Archdeacons.
    There are 3 cathedrals in the base game.
    Rings go up to +3.
    There are 3 endings.
    This fixation on the number 3..... It can only mean.....
    HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED GUYS

    • @DanBonRP
      @DanBonRP 5 років тому +7

      almost like theres some type of a rule of 3 in video games lol.

    • @ronaldsit7418
      @ronaldsit7418 5 років тому +16

      Theres 4 endings, not three

    • @ChessQuestionMark
      @ChessQuestionMark 5 років тому +8

      You put way too much effort into something completely unfunny, just like me! liked and subscribed

    • @hardcorehammy7848
      @hardcorehammy7848 5 років тому +2

      Otakumanu 303 likes and 3 replies, i’m gonna ruin it

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 років тому

      @@hardcorehammy7848 Thanks for ruining another Trivago plan!

  • @sneeznoodle
    @sneeznoodle 5 років тому +482

    "Imma get- Imma ge- Imma get up- Imma get up the- Imma ge-"

    • @markdevontrocio1030
      @markdevontrocio1030 3 роки тому +2

      "Imma get up and beat the shit out of you dragon!"

    • @bloodrayne2645
      @bloodrayne2645 3 роки тому +1

      You go into dungeon and get the treasure
      As simple as that

  • @Seruphin
    @Seruphin Рік тому +5

    Dunkey so good at games he is purposely using armour that makes him fat roll but doesn't have high poise or def rating just to make the game harder. Thank you Dunkey for letting us witness your skill.

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga Рік тому +8

    0:42 You didn't even jump, you just walked. No wonder it didn't work.

  • @meddle333
    @meddle333 6 років тому +3627

    This is literally the best video on UA-cam.

    • @XxJoonAxX
      @XxJoonAxX 6 років тому +27

      Fakest reactions of UA-cam video

    • @Qwhat9
      @Qwhat9 6 років тому

      Look up GWC, Gaming With Character.

    • @ALGOChannel
      @ALGOChannel 5 років тому +3

      Overrated. Just like Dark Souls.

    • @ubermensch5472
      @ubermensch5472 5 років тому +5

      JK_, "I don't even have this game"

    • @totalgarbage2053
      @totalgarbage2053 5 років тому +14

      Alonso Go wrong