Weeb Girls Explained (by a Weeb Girl)

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  • @DarthJF
    @DarthJF 2 роки тому +2335

    As an emotionally stunted dude I was glad to hear that I could easily attract a weeb girlfriend and promptly decided to do nothing about it.

    • @Damiselette
      @Damiselette 2 роки тому +59

      Same bro

    • @Sixshotz1337
      @Sixshotz1337 2 роки тому +30

      Preach 🙏

    • @euoplo1007
      @euoplo1007 2 роки тому +7

      same

    • @gr33dl0cknein3
      @gr33dl0cknein3 2 роки тому +31

      She has to be into you in the first place for it to work tho :P

    • @scarecrowhobo
      @scarecrowhobo 2 роки тому +51

      @@gr33dl0cknein3 bathing and basic hygiene is also a huge requirement

  • @ErwinNieuwenburg
    @ErwinNieuwenburg 2 роки тому +1193

    Degrading others for views is cheap.
    Degrading yourself for views is art.

  • @regalteratorn7115
    @regalteratorn7115 2 роки тому +641

    Considering my girlfriend has called me an "ever-elusive husbando" this video has been eye-opening to me. This has taught me more about her mental state than any conversation could have. Thank you.

  • @QuestingTruck
    @QuestingTruck 2 роки тому +376

    I was intrigued by this talk of 'deoderant' and 'body wash'. Then I realized it was being pushed on me by a demon girl. Not today Satan!

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 2 роки тому +4

      I use hand soap as body wash and every once in a while when i don't feel like taking a shower i use a deodorant stone on my armpits

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman 2 роки тому +14

      Do not let the multi-billion dollar personal hygene lobby get to you, brother. Stay strong, or at least strong smelling.

  • @Ralkern
    @Ralkern 2 роки тому +184

    This video has convinced me i was a weeb girl in my highschool years
    The bad social skills
    The self hate
    The degeneracy
    Actually showering
    The self hate
    Disliking the harem part of isekai while still being drawn to them
    The self hate
    ...
    The self hate
    Oh yeah and the husbandos (Nagisa-Karma best couple)
    And the self hate

    • @mirasol9
      @mirasol9 2 роки тому +4

      ha ha heyy I hate myself

    • @Gatrehs
      @Gatrehs Рік тому +8

      I got depressed in my teens and early 20's because I used to find people with a lot of self hate and play online psychiatrist :)

  • @mikamischief1239
    @mikamischief1239 2 роки тому +421

    There are subtle differences, but not enough to outweigh the similarities. I feel contrary, comforted, and called out all at once. So very on brand for watching your videos! Keep up the god-tier work.

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 2 роки тому +2

      Use planetary slingshot method to escape any community.

  • @jamesrosenbaum8770
    @jamesrosenbaum8770 2 роки тому +135

    Whenever I come home from the day job, I can very reliably find my wife, curled up on the couch, giggling like a maniac or just looking otherwise possessed while partaking in some yaoi. To which she will happily explain to me the whole plot and her exact feelings on each character and any and all mild disagreeable writing decisions made by the author. Every time, I am trapped wherever I stood, unable to get further away but only being drawn closer into the den of yaoi, unable to flee from the constant stream of enthusiasm. I have learned to pack food for these times.

  • @Zadamanim
    @Zadamanim 2 роки тому +116

    >wants an entire crew of cute friends and emotionally stunted cute boys
    >a single conversation will drain all of your energy for the day
    wait isn't this just the gameplay of Persona 3/4/5?

    • @LucyPyre
      @LucyPyre  2 роки тому +56

      omfg life imitates art

  • @TubeTAG
    @TubeTAG 2 роки тому +424

    "Self hate." Pffft... As if any self respecting weeb can feel anything at all.

    • @genericweeb3816
      @genericweeb3816 2 роки тому +12

      That got me ngl

    • @auxchar
      @auxchar 2 роки тому +7

      But you know that deep down, it's only self-"hate" in the way a tsundere "hates" their senpai.

    • @SeralyneYT
      @SeralyneYT Рік тому

      See that's why we're not self respecting. It's called self hate for a reason :^)

  • @kyle-im4ji
    @kyle-im4ji 2 роки тому +305

    another 8 minutes of lucy projecting her greatest shames and most debilitating insecurities

  • @firebelle8236
    @firebelle8236 2 роки тому +547

    Lucy admitting she's a fan of r/consentacles. Unfathomably based

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 2 роки тому +26

      consentacles are so very good, yes

    • @katthemischievous2167
      @katthemischievous2167 2 роки тому +8

      who wouldnt be

    • @vaancor2955
      @vaancor2955 2 роки тому +8

      @@Shadethewolfy Very VERY good.

    • @Phil926
      @Phil926 2 роки тому +6

      Do i wanna know what consentacles are??

    • @FuwaNekoNya
      @FuwaNekoNya 2 роки тому +7

      This is the first time i am seeing this.. Further research is needed.. 8T

  • @Deviant-Blades
    @Deviant-Blades 2 роки тому +137

    If you can't match their level, bring them down to yours.

  • @Tuskor130
    @Tuskor130 2 роки тому +47

    "You don't want to gaze too long into that abyss, lest it start asking you if you're interested in dressing like a maid and taking a strap"
    There's an age old saying. Don't threaten me with a good time.

  • @nathanschroeder4871
    @nathanschroeder4871 2 роки тому +43

    "Overpowered demon lord with loads of maidens"
    *Shows Re:Zero*
    Lucy I guarantee that there is no one who would want to be sent into that series.

    • @LucyPyre
      @LucyPyre  2 роки тому +27

      FK I KNEW THIS COMMENT WOULD COME

    • @nathanschroeder4871
      @nathanschroeder4871 2 роки тому +3

      @@LucyPyre The price you pay for Vtubing.

    • @sethfakelastname
      @sethfakelastname 2 роки тому +1

      thought the same thing lol

    • @mallardofmodernia8092
      @mallardofmodernia8092 2 роки тому

      I mean get rid of the immortality and im game.
      Pls help

    • @AverageTrainEnthusiast
      @AverageTrainEnthusiast 2 роки тому +1

      I don't know man. Even though the pain and suffering is gonna suck, it might be worth it for the slim chance that the trauma and shock therapy turns me into a better person.

  • @SorryIBlackedOut
    @SorryIBlackedOut 2 роки тому +26

    I love how Lucy spent an entire video telling us more about herself. Thank you for sharing with the rest of the class. 🙃

  • @hademers2
    @hademers2 2 роки тому +237

    So I actually encountered a weeb girl looking at grass today. After looking at her with a piercing gaze and wicked smile however she regrettably did not back off in abject fear of social interactions. Moreover she revealed that she's a yandere... I'm scared. How do I escape a weeb girl's basement?

    • @stef885
      @stef885 2 роки тому +22

      You good buddy? Still need any help?

    • @anyakneez
      @anyakneez 2 роки тому +23

      You don't.

    • @wolfpower821
      @wolfpower821 2 роки тому +9

      oh boi, you are in for it now, RUN DUDE!!! RUN!!!!!

    • @hademers2
      @hademers2 2 роки тому +32

      Day 69: Don't worry people... I'm still stuck, but Stockholm has taught me how to cope. I now revel and need the fear of the weeb girl's murderous jealousy. The human experience is a fickle thing. I do miss the sun though...

    • @MapleShrimp
      @MapleShrimp 2 роки тому +10

      @@hademers2 eh, Vitamin D comes in pills.

  • @astrodyke
    @astrodyke 2 роки тому +83

    Being violently allergic to just about every deodorant under the sun, I feel like I was genetically predisposed to be a weeb.

    • @Harkmagic
      @Harkmagic 2 роки тому +11

      I've literally had chemical burns from deoderant. And anything that a person could spray on themselves to smell good burns my entire respiratory system in an instant.

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith 2 роки тому +3

      Just wash with Dawn dish soap. It also doubles as an antimicrobial, so it'll take care of that rash between your legs. Yeah it doesn't prevent pit stank, but it'll keep it down enough that people can stand in 5 feet of you and not notice.

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 2 роки тому

      you don't need deodorant to smell ok

  • @HalikBun
    @HalikBun 2 роки тому +727

    While dating someone just like me does seem like an abyss for which no one should gaze, you truly underestimate how willing and, dare I say wanting I am, to dress up in a playboy bunny outfit and accept a strap. These kinds of miscalculations cost many a degenerate a joyful life.

    • @trentglasgow7114
      @trentglasgow7114 2 роки тому +71

      I can't believe you put it into words...
      BUT SAME

    • @darschpugs4690
      @darschpugs4690 2 роки тому +16

      I feel called out.....and i don't even like play boy bunny outfits....

    • @quoph1666
      @quoph1666 2 роки тому +6

      Brony🤮

    • @ikeaira8701
      @ikeaira8701 2 роки тому +1

      @@quoph1666 my thoughts exactly.

    • @Zaevia
      @Zaevia 2 роки тому +2

      @@ikeaira8701 I’m out

  • @laserkirby9373
    @laserkirby9373 2 роки тому +31

    Lucy's editing is so good and she makes good use of the saying "less is more".
    With that I don't mean that she's really good at getting points through with minimal effort in edits but rather that shes maximizing the cringe with only one weebgirl example.
    Love the vid Lucy.

  • @7hammerkirby
    @7hammerkirby 2 роки тому +69

    Though I admire your attempt to warn weeb boys about the horrors that await from dating a weeb girl, I fear you're screaming into the void. To the weeb boy, the prospect of actually dating a cute girl with the same interests is simply too great; not unlike an ancient greek sailor leaping into a watery grave in response to the call of a siren, by the time the weeb boy realizes the true nature of what he has been pining for it is far, far too late.

  • @Slysheen
    @Slysheen 2 роки тому +16

    "I stutter btw without a script."
    That makes your narratory delivery even more impressive! As a first impression I was struck with how smooth and eloquent your delivery is, and the quality continues to be great. Good Job!

  • @unnarthorthorisson5421
    @unnarthorthorisson5421 2 роки тому +64

    Fun fact: Weeb boys evolve from extroverts by being bullied for their love of anime, becoming shut-ins with no desire to interact with the rest of humanity, is that also true for the females of the species?

  • @dragonmanj
    @dragonmanj 2 роки тому +51

    Well Lucy is definitely adorable without a script. Keep being awesome!

  • @BakaHoushi
    @BakaHoushi 2 роки тому +25

    "Lest it start asking you if you'd be interested in dressing up like a maid and--"
    Ha ha. Yes. Ha ha. I certainly would not enjoy that scenario.
    I even have a letter signed by my lawyers to assure everyone that I would not enjoy that.
    On an unrelated note, I need to clear my browser history.

  • @Scarheart76
    @Scarheart76 2 роки тому +14

    I think it boils down to one thing: Cringe attracts cringe. Demon girl earned herself a headpat! *headpat*

  • @nathanlang9036
    @nathanlang9036 2 роки тому +87

    Lucy may have been calling herself out with the weeb grill stuff, but I'm pretty sure everything about weeb bois/husbandos was a calculated attack on a malformed piece of sitting furniture.

    • @bustaboy3750
      @bustaboy3750 2 роки тому +3

      you might be onto something there xD

    • @iBloodxHunter
      @iBloodxHunter 2 роки тому +1

      She needs a new gamer chair.

  • @maximills6261
    @maximills6261 2 роки тому +22

    You perfectly described my friend on every single point and now I use this to forever prove she is a weeb despite her denials

    • @MaxIronsThird
      @MaxIronsThird 2 роки тому +3

      how is a yaoi squeaker husbando lover not think she's a filthy weeb?

  • @dougvillegas8303
    @dougvillegas8303 2 роки тому +9

    I feel like this was just a lot.. just a lot of projection. I learned a lot about your high school days, Lucy-Sama. Never change.

  • @NuevoSMD
    @NuevoSMD 2 роки тому +18

    We really are all in this hell together, aren't we?
    i hope someone bought enough nuggies for the whole class

  • @kurisumakise5741
    @kurisumakise5741 Рік тому +1

    Easily one of the funniest videos I've seen on UA-cam. The quip about the Darling in the Franxx ending was gold.

  • @FlorenceFox
    @FlorenceFox 2 роки тому +69

    I feel deeply called out by this, so I guess you're not alone. I was gonna say that the main difference is that I'm more into waifus, but then I remembered how much I've been wishing I could literally just marry G'raha Tia, so... I mean, what can I say? That man is literally perfect, except for not being real. Which I mean, I guess, as a weeb, makes him completely perfect.
    I may or may not have seriously considered buying a G'raha dakimakura recently. I resisted the urge, though... for now...

    • @icipher6730
      @icipher6730 2 роки тому +20

      Even straight guys wouldn't mind to have G'raha as their husband. He is just *that* perfect. He transcends the feeble boundaries of genders and sexualities.

    • @mintysballroom
      @mintysballroom 2 роки тому +6

      As a person who now has a G'raha Tia wig and will be wearing that with a The Last Stand uniform to my next con, I have a feeling that I may be in over my head.

    • @terrancenightingale1749
      @terrancenightingale1749 2 роки тому +3

      @@icipher6730 As a straight man, can confirm.

    • @VeryProfessionalGamer
      @VeryProfessionalGamer 2 роки тому +2

      @@mintysballroom you are gonna get so many photos taken with... might even score a number or two you will never use.

    • @mintysballroom
      @mintysballroom 2 роки тому +2

      @@VeryProfessionalGamer we'll see! Maybe someone will take video when I wear it this Sunday!

  • @probablyhuman632
    @probablyhuman632 2 роки тому +86

    You know, you're not really "dragging me into the ditch" when I myself have already been marinating in the tar pit of degeneracy since middle school. I never crawled out of that void. No, I just simply astral project the illusion of a functional human to those close to me while thinking about cute anime boys in maid outfits pretty much 24/7.
    As a side note, how dare you expose us like this. If I wanted to see the bags under my eyes I earned from staying up till 2 am to watch slice of life and magical girl anime, I'd look in the mirror. Also how dare you call out my isekai fantasies like that. I'm gonna go vent by eating ice-cream and re-watching Inuyasha, thank you very much.

    • @atlas4733
      @atlas4733 2 роки тому +4

      As someone else in the comment section said, "There are subtle differences, but not enough to outweigh the similarities."
      High five for projecting illusions of being a functional human being! ✋

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 2 роки тому +2

      same, during middle school i was playing hentai games on newgrounds and by my first year of high school i looked at rule34 every night before bed!
      edit: at least i am a wholesome degenerate

    • @fallencrusader2975
      @fallencrusader2975 2 роки тому +1

      I has always a degnerate since middle school, and was always open about it.
      I freaked kids out with how messed up my deprived mind was. However I was never into anime/hentai
      I always thought anime was weird and kept far away. Which was ironic looking back becasue I was just as bad if not worse.
      Just started getting into anime after I graduated high school 2021, and man there is no going back, it just suits me well.
      And within this short time I went through drastic changes, and have already watched 60+ shows.
      Be watching monster musume, redo of healer, and playing nekopara.
      I instantly went in the deep end.
      Never bothered watching the normie shows like naruto and dragon ball.

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 2 роки тому +1

      @@fallencrusader2975 jesus, at least i am a wholesome degenerate, no redo of healer for me

    • @fallencrusader2975
      @fallencrusader2975 2 роки тому +1

      @@Yuki_Ika7 Lmao that show could be distasteful at times, but I found it funny at times for some ungodly reason.
      Probably because it is sooo bad.

  • @Rasr08
    @Rasr08 2 роки тому +4

    I was waiting for the Lando template to spread. I'm glad it was done so well.

  • @falcon985
    @falcon985 2 роки тому +15

    Aww, as per usual all the double entendres and general cringe brought a huge smile on my face. Thanks Lucy for the awesome content.

  • @TheUltimateGamerXD
    @TheUltimateGamerXD 2 роки тому +19

    I was never very into Vtubers, and I'm no where close to immersed in the same culture you are. I did enjoy your video, surprising myself. Your writing is witty, clever, and not as degenerate as I began to think once you called yourself a degenerate and explained. Now, the whole maiden-outfit-strap-on thing threw me for a loop and confuddled me for a moment, but that was nothing compared to how I burst with laughter at your reference to the Darling in the Franxx's ending, which cured my bamboozlement; it did tip the scales in this first impression. Overall, I find, content good. I wish you the best.

    • @LucyPyre
      @LucyPyre  2 роки тому +10

      ayo thank u for this kind comment!! :3c i wish you luck on this rabbit-hole journey, should you want to carry forward into the abyss

  • @TheDragonsPit
    @TheDragonsPit 2 роки тому +95

    i accept our new weeb girl overlords, which is to say I would dress like a maid.
    especially the ones dedicated to yuri.

    • @ShadowkillerT13
      @ShadowkillerT13 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah that part about not wanting to dress like a maid and take a strap I think I would press x to doubbt XD

    • @sword7166
      @sword7166 2 роки тому +1

      You know you can just transition right? Like you don't have to wait for some weeb girl to forcefem you

    • @TheDragonsPit
      @TheDragonsPit 2 роки тому +1

      @@sword7166 what if i want that?
      clearly you didn't think that.

  • @Moorbote
    @Moorbote 2 роки тому +56

    I thank you. This will help me become a better ally to all the women in the weeb community! By being a huge fucking tsundere lmao

  • @ringlhach
    @ringlhach 2 роки тому +27

    Come on, Lucy, you're not a weeb girl, you're an anime girl. Totally not the same thing.

  • @willionaire9737
    @willionaire9737 2 роки тому +4

    the pointer clicking on the chalkboard was a great touch

  • @momamario
    @momamario 2 роки тому +155

    sometimes I wonder if this type of weeb girl (or weeb boy for that matter) still exists among younger people. Maybe I'm reaching here but judging by the weeb anime clips, Lucy is millennial-adjacent and grew up in THAT 2000s anime culture. Does the pocky obsessed-lucky star binging-cringe-poorboy cap wearing-manga isle camper-yaoi paddle smacking-bad anime art drawing-glomping-dragging you by the arm-head patting-cargo pants wearing-affixing pins to their messenger bag-gaia online posting-survival horror obsessed weeb girl still exist?

    • @icipher6730
      @icipher6730 2 роки тому +57

      Pretty sure that they exist in even larger quantities. The reason that you don't see them that often in the wild is that their blending-in-with-the-crowd skill is just better that that of millenial weebs (source: I'm a millenial weeb, we suck, or, more specifically, don't care about blending in). But when they get off the leash...oh boy, let me just tell you that the "a weeb girl in ahegao hoodie" urban legend is not a legend at all, it's real and it's *SCARY* as hell.

    • @NIDomusify
      @NIDomusify 2 роки тому +6

      Met a few in XIV posing Zenos all day and posting it for cheap shame. Obviously Emet is superior.

    • @Floofel.
      @Floofel. 2 роки тому +5

      Eh? The only ones that I know exist are the young ones! They’re crazy as hell dude..

    • @momamario
      @momamario 2 роки тому +6

      @@Floofel. well, good to know a time honoured tradition is continuing. They need to exist so they can raise an entire generation of emotionally confused, socially stunted men

    • @lloydgush
      @lloydgush 2 роки тому +1

      Oh no, they do. And they are evolving into levels of degeneracy never before imagined.

  • @eatherjourneyman8357
    @eatherjourneyman8357 2 роки тому +4

    I appreciate the use of that chalk Akechi drawing at 4:00 to rep Husbandos. Considering how much “stuff” you find of him on fanfic sites, I’d say it fits lol

  • @IuSuShy
    @IuSuShy 2 роки тому +1

    Ty for your vids, I'm just glad I found your yt channel. It brings me great joy. 😊 from where I'm from and in my family, anime is something you dnt talk about it,or even mention it. It's relaxing hearing someone talk about anime.

  • @user-ob4kn3rp3j
    @user-ob4kn3rp3j 2 роки тому +9

    Bi monthly reminder that Lucy has an awesome voice.

  • @REMYDangerNoodle
    @REMYDangerNoodle 2 роки тому +1

    I don't know what any of your content is about but it's epically funny every time reguardless

  • @lj_aderyn
    @lj_aderyn 2 роки тому +293

    Jokes on you, I don't want to learn Japanese to play untranslated yaoi novels.
    I want it for untranslated yuri novels!
    A language barrier will never stop my unbridled gay fury.

    • @LucyPyre
      @LucyPyre  2 роки тому +91

      solidarity!!

    • @thetonypvp4951
      @thetonypvp4951 2 роки тому +32

      JOKES ON YOU IM MAKING SURE THEY WONT BE TRANSLATED

    • @icipher6730
      @icipher6730 2 роки тому +1

      Learning Japanese for working in a Japanese company? That's for loosers, who needs a normal job anyway.
      Learning Japanese because of all the great literary masterpieces? Nah, that's for nerds.
      Learning Japanese for anime? What are you, some kind of disgusting weeb?
      Learning Japanese for yuri content, including a handful of untranslated yuri visual novels? LET'S GOO0OO0OOOOOOOO000OO0OO

    • @icipher6730
      @icipher6730 2 роки тому +3

      (It's not even a joke, I'm actually learning the language right now and slowly, but surely re-reading FLOWERS, which is a yuri VN series, in Japanese. Effin' life goals.)

    • @sopapo7857
      @sopapo7857 2 роки тому +2

      Yup, yuri is just that good.

  • @Svefngengill
    @Svefngengill 2 роки тому +2

    "Lest I start asking you if you'd be interested in dressing up as a maid and getting strapped"
    Don't threaten me with a good time.

  • @jonathantaylor1453
    @jonathantaylor1453 2 роки тому +4

    Welp im late to the party and it has passed but after watching and reading the comments all I have to say it, this was very informational and good to know thank you Sensei Lucy.

  • @xNero95x
    @xNero95x 2 роки тому +1

    Don't know why this video was in my recommendations but i'm happy it was. Really entertaining and well edited :)

  • @TrixWithStrix
    @TrixWithStrix 2 роки тому +3

    This was honestly amazing. Great work as usual! :)

  • @hairypooter4110
    @hairypooter4110 Рік тому +2

    Thank you, I feel incredibly called out. I could tell you got to me because my husband started cackling towards me like a hyena. Continue trying to reach out for us, we don't exactly have many women like you who actively call us out for our bullshit. It's good for us.

  • @lyconxero457
    @lyconxero457 2 роки тому +41

    This video actually makes me a little curious about Lucy's viewer analytics. I mean, OBVIOUSLY this is her projecting as she even points out in the video but exactly what percentage of her audience IS actually female? Pretty much all of her videos are about video games but I wouldn't consider any of them to have an especially high leaning towards male or female except for maybe all the cat girl stuff (but girls like those too, so who knows...). I figure that most people were attracted to Lucy herself as her personality oozes out of every video and her Vtuber model is absolutely superb with some of the best facial rigging I've seen until very extremely recently with some new tech that just came out.

    • @Nazuiko
      @Nazuiko 2 роки тому

      Catgirl stuff is probably heavily female leaning tbh

    • @lloydgush
      @lloydgush 2 роки тому +3

      The "don't tell on woman" rule becomes a seductive taboo.
      Maybe as a revenge, but I guess it has more to do with ripping off the bandage.
      Let's say it was a fun experience exposing to weeb girls that the jocks were more terrified of the mean girls than of each other, teachers, or me.
      And the only reason why they were even scared of me was because I could throw the mean girls and each other against them by exploiting the glaring cracks in their relationships.

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 2 роки тому +1

      i am non-binary, so i might as well be in the minority

    • @lloydgush
      @lloydgush 2 роки тому +1

      @@Yuki_Ika7 why? Shouldn't it be a completely different category all together?

  • @Wolfsmund
    @Wolfsmund 2 роки тому +1

    Showering on a regular basis? What kind of magic is this? Vid is enjoyable and funneh even without a script, weeb girls mystery is solved
    Found you recently and in absolute love with your content, half-way through watching every video on the channel! Great job you've done, keep it up :3
    P.S Your model is sick, I especially love the smug face you make

  • @Manah16
    @Manah16 2 роки тому +6

    Thank you for roasting our cringe with such brilliant, and terrifying, accuracy.

  • @PinkNymphetamine22
    @PinkNymphetamine22 2 роки тому +2

    Had to choke up a little at the Akechi picture when bringing up 'husbando'.

  • @AtlaKauschimi
    @AtlaKauschimi 2 роки тому +7

    Lucy stop! This was extremely uncomfortable. You exposed my whole life in just 8 minutes! You know me better than my therapist (haha JK, I don't have one).
    PS: I love it, thank you.

  • @ducksama8558
    @ducksama8558 2 роки тому +1

    Completely forgot it was Wednesday, and really needed this hit of serotonin. This past week has been a particularly hard one, so thank you for the funny content

    • @LucyPyre
      @LucyPyre  2 роки тому +2

      i hope next week is much better!! c:

  • @cstaie85
    @cstaie85 2 роки тому +4

    And Lucy, I do believe you at the end. Hang in there, and don't hate yourself. It took me years not to... and some days I do fall back into that bad habit. Being 37 and having a family kinda pushed me away from the weeb life. And as always, you are fricken adorable. I'd adopt you. :)

  • @BlackTempleGaurdian
    @BlackTempleGaurdian 2 роки тому +2

    Listing modern luxuries in that voice does weird things to my chest.

  • @RealKuro
    @RealKuro 2 роки тому +3

    I did not expect to have my inner world exposed by lucy today.

  • @ge4029
    @ge4029 2 роки тому +2

    This has already paid off more than my Master's degree

  • @brennanruiz1803
    @brennanruiz1803 2 роки тому +10

    I wouldn’t ask how to date a version of myself with booba, I would like to steal their booba for myself.

  • @triarcness
    @triarcness 2 роки тому +11

    Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

    • @TheAzureGhost
      @TheAzureGhost 2 роки тому +1

      beware of those who wear glasses! (those who know log horizon, know what i mean)

  • @pinkchckn
    @pinkchckn 2 роки тому +5

    Thank you for the tips on how to disarm and avoid these mythical creatures.

  • @rezonance4937
    @rezonance4937 2 роки тому +2

    Ok, but why are the jokes landing so well lmao

  • @AlejandroRodriguez-cy8ee
    @AlejandroRodriguez-cy8ee 2 роки тому +4

    thanks Ms. Lucy! now I'm ready to go out and survive conventions this time!

  • @mechamew0.13
    @mechamew0.13 2 роки тому +3

    Thanks you Miss Lucy for sharing these precious informations !

  • @steweygrrr
    @steweygrrr 2 роки тому +103

    See, the problem with trying to pass on evolutionary traits from weeb girls to weeb boys is that it requires reproduction. While some of us have indeed done the dance with no pants on we are few in number, even fewer have found a fellow weeb as a partner and only a small fraction of those have formed a relationship that survives long enough to pop out a sprog which is 100% the factual and technical name for producing offspring.

    • @gampie13
      @gampie13 2 роки тому +11

      also that weeb males are seen as not of status, hence has even lower chance of entering normie situations, while weeb girls, still can and will sometimes be dragged into normie situations by other females. So passing on a deodorant trait to a weeb boy might become impossible, as a weeb boy may eaither be resigned to thie lot in life as being an outsider, or simply not care to blend inn with the normies, since a weeb boy, will most likely have been ostrecized by other normie males, as males might have the strongest friendship bonds, but they are still all competing quite heavely and you are on your own as a man from the get go, while females developed to be in the goup even when competing.
      In conclusion, due to evolutionary traits by bouth the weeb and the male alltogether, trying to pass on the trait of deodorant might be an impossible task, as it seems the cost benefit would not have enogh of a differance in offspring produced compared to the non deodorizing population, as the population that makes it to another generation is to small, due to bouth hypergamy and outsider syndrome, the weeb boy may just not care about society at all at that point, and would just as easly let it all burn, rather than helping stop the fire. Where as the female weeb, still has a massive and probable chance of passing on here genes to another generation, that blending inn with the normies gives enogh gain, that the evolutionary effort is worth it.

    • @rachymn7883
      @rachymn7883 2 роки тому +16

      My current boyfriend is a weeb. And I have "threatened" him into wearing a maid costume. And he may have "reluctantly" agreed to it

    • @steweygrrr
      @steweygrrr 2 роки тому +12

      @@rachymn7883 It must have been _such_ a hardship, right?

    • @cinnahayat_2011
      @cinnahayat_2011 2 роки тому +11

      Both of my parents are actually weebs... im a genetic abomination the bloodline must end here

    • @DJ-hi6oc
      @DJ-hi6oc 2 роки тому +5

      @@cinnahayat_2011 No it must continue to take over the world

  • @peculiar
    @peculiar 2 роки тому +2

    I've never been more glad I was wearing headphones while watching a video...

  • @Konpekikaminari
    @Konpekikaminari 2 роки тому +12

    "just look them in the eye and smile"
    Lucy, you make it sound easy, I can do 1 at the time
    which should I use

    • @scorpioneldar
      @scorpioneldar 2 роки тому +4

      smile. staring broodily into their eyes might activate the sasuke/inuyasha reflex and accidentally defeat their social anxiety for a full half of one second. after which they might conclude that if they have already gone this far they may as well commit to getting the Tsun to recognize them.

  • @SpectrumTwist
    @SpectrumTwist 2 роки тому +2

    this raises more questions than anything that was answered... Like being force fed the last bite of a foreign dessert that didn't honestly look appealing and one did not know where it came from... but was delectable and left wanting more.

  • @stardustsovereign10
    @stardustsovereign10 2 роки тому +19

    Shoutout to all the FFXIV characters running around with Japanese names. Regardless of the gender identity of the player behind the character I always look at y’all and say “Fucking weeb.”

  • @aftermarkgaming
    @aftermarkgaming 2 роки тому +2

    I feel like this self-call-out video was the result of deep introspection after playing Needy Streamer Overload.

  • @pearofclubs6280
    @pearofclubs6280 2 роки тому +21

    But Lucy
    If weeb boys truly hate themselves, then shouldn't -we- *they* want to stare into that abyss out of masochism?
    *"This... is what I deserve..."* and such?

  • @kiofea
    @kiofea 2 роки тому +3

    I nearly choked on my jelly beans during this, holy shit.
    And no, that was not a euphemism.

  • @loganhunter2119
    @loganhunter2119 2 роки тому +3

    I have no idea who you are but this is amazing.....self loathing....yeah...I get that in a soul level

  • @usermanico
    @usermanico 2 роки тому +2

    "and i dont know what a fourth wall is" GOLD

  • @XanderKHD
    @XanderKHD 2 роки тому +22

    Well, as a fellow "WEEB" myself, allow me to break the mold of "darkness" in the youtube comments:
    Whether or not we suffer from social anxiety or not, the fact that many of us have found common ground both online and especially offline shows that in this wonderful world, there is a place for all of us where we can be appreciated and loved for who we are and what we enjoy.
    I'm a weeb, gamer, cringer, fanfic writer, and I LOVE whom I am, and love you guys for whom you are. Keep up the good work!

  • @johnathanera5863
    @johnathanera5863 2 роки тому +1

    Wow, The delivery in this video is exceptional. the "DISGUSTING coomer" part is a standout to me. But it's all great.

  • @PitFighterPlus
    @PitFighterPlus 2 роки тому +5

    I AM NOT A CHOSEN ONE YOU NOODLE ARMED DEMON.
    I will though join you in fighting Laser Beam Barbie.
    Sounds rad.

  • @xXCocoHimeXx
    @xXCocoHimeXx 2 роки тому +2

    Amen sister. You called not only yourself out, i was badly attacked in this video and I do not like such exposure.

  • @WesGucci
    @WesGucci 2 роки тому +6

    First of all Shugo Chara in 2022! The taste. After identifying with this video a little too much I have to now come out to my friends as a weeb girl^tm

  • @devinayaz9210
    @devinayaz9210 2 роки тому

    oh thank goodness
    Smiling and making eye contact was the best call after all. I almost considered waving my hand even. Thank you for this wonderful knowledge

  • @nottheguru
    @nottheguru 2 роки тому +5

    ...As a male weeb here who is NOT allergic to bathing or deodorant, I can say that your efforts to educate your male counterparts have not gone in vain!

  • @SevenHalcyon
    @SevenHalcyon 2 роки тому +1

    I watched one video on danmachi out of curiosity, next minute this is in my recommendations... Gotta say it was pretty entertaining. Thanks.

  • @TwiztedHumor
    @TwiztedHumor 2 роки тому +6

    This is fucking hilarious, and your voice is super cute. Make more like this please.

  • @gradd08
    @gradd08 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for all these Educational Moments Lu-Sama

  • @Zelgadiss1984
    @Zelgadiss1984 2 роки тому +24

    Found myself a irl Japanese wife.... does this mean I loose my weeb status? Or am I doomed to a life if degeneracy while filing my fiancée's life full of cringe?

    • @ashfield4313
      @ashfield4313 2 роки тому

      That depends. Is your wife a partially hollow 4'10" PVC anime girl statue with flexible rubber in interesting places?

    • @samipanini1209
      @samipanini1209 2 роки тому +1

      That's easy people who don't exist can't be either so you or sorry " " can feel free to consider " "self both cringe and doomed

  • @shinjimirou928
    @shinjimirou928 2 роки тому +2

    Instructions unclear, ended up in an ongoing relationship going to conventions and cosplay for more than 3 years. Help.

  • @voidgivenfocus
    @voidgivenfocus 2 роки тому +5

    The humour and delivery was really well done lol
    I award this video essay a "very" out of "based"

  • @bird4958
    @bird4958 2 роки тому +2

    Didn't expect to be called out like that today, but here we are i guess.

  • @danielmantell8751
    @danielmantell8751 2 роки тому +6

    Axe bodywash brings back painful memories of our dickhead bullies in High School. It's like Kryptonite for us... We fear using it will turn us into the people we hate. And showering forces us to look at and touch our own disgusting bodies and dispels all our fantasies that someone will eventually love us for our 'personality'.
    We could just see a therapist and go to the gym to fix the root cause, but that would be a betrayal to our own kind. We stand unwashed and united.

  • @Jengamouse
    @Jengamouse 2 роки тому +2

    "avoid them like they're the physical manifestation of the darling in the franxx ending" LMAO

  • @GordonLittell
    @GordonLittell 2 роки тому +4

    This satirical twist on topics is why I like this young woman here. Disgusting yet enjoyable

  • @nightfall22
    @nightfall22 2 роки тому +1

    Oh shit, I’m in tears. 🤣😂 oh god Lucy kills me each video I catch. Simply the best

  • @dreamer5234
    @dreamer5234 2 роки тому +11

    Lucy, you are actually a wonderful woman and should love yourself more. Being a weeb is great.

  • @shrimp3486
    @shrimp3486 2 роки тому +2

    i almost spit all over my screen when i heard the darling in the franxx ending joke, now i am once again depressed

  • @traumateaminternational4732
    @traumateaminternational4732 2 роки тому +5

    Today, the UA-cam algorithm stared deep into my soul, and decided that I wanted to watch a ten-minute video of a V-tuber explaining what weeb girl is.
    I told it to screw off and leave me alone.
    Apparently the computer knows me better than I do.

  • @nicholas1yogi
    @nicholas1yogi 2 роки тому

    This is GOOD. Chuckled every few seconds. Thanks for the content.

  • @ribbonquest
    @ribbonquest 2 роки тому +7

    The moment you called out weeb girl isekai fantasy, I felt targeted. I too want a magical girl existence where other girls are obligated to be my friend and handsome lads exist in my vicinity.

  • @peacemaker00
    @peacemaker00 2 роки тому +2

    I am currently cleaning my monitor because I was taking a drink when you started in on pillows toothbrushes and showerheads, well played, Lucy, well played.