Ranking Every Van Der Linde Gang Member By Their Rizz
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- NONE OF THIS FOOTAGE IS MY OWN.
Today, I am going to rank every Van Der Linde gang member in a tierlist, by their rizz.
This is just my opinion, so put yours in the comments and let's debate!
What 5 years without a game does to a community
real
you must see the HK community .....
Try being an Elder Scrolls fan
Man ham aslume….. Man ham aslume.
The Jonkler. The Jonkler. The Jonkler. The Jonkler. The Jonkler. The Jonkler. Bnabne. Bnabne. Bnabne. Is he stupid? Chemicals. Penisguin. Mmm. Squarecrow.
Arthur is the rizz GOAT. He managed to rizz an entire player base of both men and women, no matter how straight you are, Arthur can rizz you up
As a straight male I am in fact attracted to Arthur
@@OmegaPlato glad u can admit it
I don’t think I am gay or bi, but I can acknowledge that Arthur is very attractive and that I am a bit attracted to him myself.
As an Aroace I can confirm he’s rizzy lmao
There is a scene where Arther dances whith mary Beth
Lenny definitely didn’t die a virgin we all walked in on him
He probably had something with Phil,Martha,Abigail,Arthur and Jenny
@@danim8414Arthur?!?! 😭😭
I mean he pulled Jenny well at least the very limited amount of information we have on her
Both of them
@@danim8414 bro casually threw ln arthur like we wouldn't notice😂😭
wtf am i watching
Hey! This is educational.
good bloddy question
It's... art
After basically hearing the guy say that “Pearson ain’t no rizzler”, I’m wondering the same thing.
lool@@parrot_milk7361
“Women are always into little kids.” - Read Dead Tier Lists💀
Only one to speak the truth like this.
Have you ever heard of something called "Anime"? Yeah it's a common trope
Uncle😏
Cough cough, sir. Cough cough.
@@thearchivist3610everybody’s into uncle
"Jack is surrounded by baddie abigail marston" thats his mother 💀💀
Game is game 😏
@@Therandomguyyoumet5yearsagoOH HELL NAW THATS WILD
@@Therandomguyyoumet5yearsago sweet home Lemoyne
Can't blame bro being around her ruined bro hormones and it shows in rdr1
@@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRDwhat all bro needs is 2 bucks
I hate to say it but I think Micah is actually a bit higher he was able to rizz up Dutch who is a master rizzard himself
Fair enough
This has to be the most Gen Z video of all time and I’m here for it
Ngl I feel like I was getting too old for it by the end of the video.
@@RedDeadTierListsseriously JACK MARSTON IN 13TH PLACE?!?!
@@Goofy.Ahh.Kid.wdym
@@AntTalexanderTarnold kyle walker>>>
@@Zvone_30 Washed
I just watched 23 minutes of someone rating the rizz of pixels
I spent like 4 hours making a video about fictional characters' rizz, who had the worse use of their time.
@@RedDeadTierListsat least you’ll make some moeny off it. Or not.
True true@@RedDeadTierLists
@@MLGProMaster-tu9tz for 23k views he aint making shit
@@realmanjamal he getting a whole 15 dollars, and a quarter. Don't forget the quarter
Well dutch definitely rizzed the gang up with I've got a plan
“Arthur, you’re our best man! Don’t go soft on us now!”
(Dutch, trying to charm Arthur while begging for money)
Well go to Tahiti
Well go to Tahiti
Jack's rizz is sexual harassment 😂 " you do terrible things to my hormones lady"
That’s only low honor tho😭 but honestly even with high honor bro still has no rizz he just says depressing stuff and makes the hoes scared it’s a lose lose for my boy
“They tell me I’m at my sexual peak sweetheart.”
The French Artist from St. Denis is S tier rizzmatic
TRUEEEE
He's a whole ass.
@@foff1356 And he still gets the ladies, despite being a holeass.
REALLLL
He was able to kiss Arthur without getting punched. Rizz MASTER.
Arthur talking to women : how much does they cost anyways
I didn’t know I was talking to a LADY 💀
@@BasedR0nin
1899: I didn’t know I was talking to a lady
2024: I ain’t talking to a lady 😳
@@maxhaney_11 *1899 but same thing
Well they were hookers
Disagree Kieran has some of that awkward rizz. Only reason he did not lock it down was because he died.
Also Uncle has at least A-tier rizz. He would have been kicked out of the gang otherwise.
Also Molly didn’t rat on the gang. She lied to get Dutch’s attention.
Well realistically Kieran had…alright rizz? He managed to pull Marybeth, they both had feelings for each other by chapter 4. Still, “you’re very purty” isn’t exactly a rizz master line
Jack having greater rizz than Arthur is crazy 💀
19 years old Jack rizz 💀💀💀
He rizzed me up the second i started playing as him@@SaulGoodman-ou1lv
@@SaulGoodman-ou1lv”I’d do anything to be that petticoat right now.”
@@SaulGoodman-ou1lv low honor jack: neckbeard level rizz
“Women always love kid”
AYOO WHAT THE FU
Lowkey true tho, women be swooning over the little kids.
He means loves as in like kids not sexual love though Abigail maybe she was alone with bro a bit
Arther has single handedly rizzed an entire generation
As a straight man can confirm Arthur did indeed rizz me
Jack doesn’t have rizz, he’s just a nice kid.
Yeah + in rdr1 when you play as him he is flirting with female npcs just like Micah
Literally creepy sexual harassment
when you have low honor@@oscxro4800
low honor rdr1 jack is a damn creep lmao
@@airc0nditi0ner84 well he’s not a kid anymore. The tierlist is talking about rdr2
You forget that Micah was getting Mrs. Grimshaw (Susan) interested in one interaction before he made a remark on her age.
I just started the video but
Bill Williamson being last place is just funny asf to me 😂
Bro Arthur rizzed up the player base
Number 1: I have lost all clues of what "rizz" even is by the end of the video.
Number 2: Arthur was married once, and he got the ladies going for him though he was reserved to reciprocate.
Number 3: I've seen gamers simp for Arthur. Man clearly got that natural, effortless rizz. 🤣🤣 They even got Roger Clark re-record his horse lines because...y'know.
Fr
Bill in rdr1: "I was fucking with Abigail John we all did"
John: "Yeah well now im fucking with you bill!"
John has hella rizz
Now we need rdr2 gyatt tierlist
“Heys lyin…. HES LYINNNGGGG”
Sadie is S tier it’s not even close
@@BlackDoomIIuncle tho😳
@@BlackDoomIISadie solos the whole game
What years without updates dose to a fandom
10:40 we don’t talk about low honor jack marston rizz 😟
"They say I'm at my sexual peak ma'am"
No 1 rizz
Bro said that Jack has rizz cus his mom is always around him
Nah man, Marston does have some rizz, like if you remember Bonnie at the end of RDR1 you'd know
john and Arthur need to be higher up on the list
It’s always the negative rizz people that attract the most, I call this phenomenon “Lust for Losers”.
My father looks almost identical to arthur morgan
No one cares
@@ConsulDeoko I care
@@ConsulDeokoI care
Stop lyin BOAH
@@ConsulDeoko I care
It’s a crime that Jack isn’t at number one.
wouldn't he be at zero or negative both him and low honor John? Because he would say yes to prostitute's and get rejected and he would probably have a restraining order and a sexual harassment crime against him due to the way he talks to women. Or is that the joke.
It's a worse crime to say he has rizz
@@TS-7-9 bro he has like way more rizz in the rdr1 epilogue. Like “I’m in my sexual prime sweetheart!” and “Blame this on my father.” The rizzler, I swear.
@@JacobAerynah his rdr1 epilogue stuff is weird, like "youre doing somethin to my hormones miss"
dude freaks out prostitutes of all people, thats negative rizz in my book
@@kablammo123with ur name u have no rizz in ur book lmao
Lenny got laid in the bar drinking mission before saving micah
That was a hallucination
most sane red dead fan
Yeah bro, as a red dead fan i edged really hard to this.
Then white liquid came at of my dik
you should've judged jack when he was an adult in rdr1
Bro thought he was cooking with one 🔥
"Whatever pays the Bills" ahh Video😭🙏
They did not pay bill bro 😭
Nah I just wanted to show my boy Dutch is the Rizz Master
💀💀📯📯📯💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥
💀☠💀🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
@@RedDeadTierLists& the Drip Master
“I feel like women are like, into kids but not like that”💀
Voice crack at 8:36 😂
This channel says some real sus shot but saying a little kid was rizzing up grown women because they were taking care of him was the most weirdo shit I’ve heard on UA-cam in a long time
Real, like he’s literally a child. He’s got no understanding of attraction. And saying that he has rizz because he’s around his “baddie” mother is fucking creepy
@@cocob0l0cant wait for the expose video
@@cohengamertv6548i hope he was joking but that was a to far
W tier listtt, thank you for making these W videos their entertaining
I will continue to make them, maybe not all like this but similar for awhile.
I’m all about generational catch phrases, but I’m struggling to get behind “rizz” 😂
Arthur is the RIZZZZZ
It’s the equivalent of having “game” as in flirting or being charming.
It's derived from the word 'charisma'
I was gonna say something about "Man this shit is cringe" or something...but you put my boah Lenny in 19th?! That's a bigger travesty than this video's creation, and that's saying something.
Lenny literally could not pull the trigger on my girl Jenny when he was crushing.
What do you mean Micah has no rizz, when he clearly got that RAT RIZZ 🐀
I wonder if Lenny would’ve got a girlfriend by giving her a stick of dynamite
Ugh, i feel so old! What in the world is Rizz?? Does it have something to do with being good at flirting? 😣😣
rizz is like a slang word for someone being charming or just good at flirting :)
I appreciate how respectful and disrespectful you are the same time keep it up man
You could've used low honour Jack's dialogues for his rizz dawg abigail is his goddamn mother 💀
Arthur low-key has rizz like when he greets females NPCs they all are charmed
Theyre uh theyre called, "women of dubious morals."
“Oh, I didn’t know I was talking to a LADY😃”
do a gyatt tierlist next
I’ll be honest I don’t think Arthur should be that low. Clearly the majority of the woman in the gang like him and respect him. He had Mary Linton and his dead wife and I’m confident that if he haven’t catch TB he would’ve been married to Sadie .
Nah, someone needs to check this guy's hard drive
8:35 epic voicecrack
aint no way we got brain rot in rdr2
My brain has been rotting since I saw Skibidi Toliet number 1 and I can't stop it.
@@RedDeadTierLists real
Is rizz=charisma or smth?
Never let bro make a rizz tier list again 💀🙏
Was about to go to bed, until I saw Arthur proposing to Sadie, now I'm processing why I don't hate it 😢
Okay Kieran definitely was no rizzler but he would’ve probably locked it down with marybeth if he didn’t die girts
Just put the fries in the bag bro
Jacks rizz in rdr1 💀
Tilly has that getting kidnapped rizz? Lmao what 😂
Jack marston in Future get rizz bro 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Justification for Tilly rizz is crazy
wtf am I watching at 9:18 😭😭😭
The foreman brothers had that predator rizz
Murfree Brood 💀
John way too low. In the first game he managed to fizz up Bonnie without even trying, and pulling a baddie like Abigail takes a lot of rizz.
Charles has that silent rizz 🤣
Idk what bro was onto with child Jack's rizz lmao
He's a bit like Micah with women if his honor is low when he's an adult 💀
Bro said Jack has rizz💀 he’s 4 and already getting rizzy
Jack at 17 is just a sexual harasser 💀
Low honor rdr1 jack
Dutch Rizz Molly, and Micah Rizz Dutch
Sadie is too overrated
Arthur morgan was of Albanian origin.
Nah he's Bulgarian
@@Inconvenience388no he looks albanian, bullgarians look slavic
@DinaricUbermensch in the one mission with Sean he calls you English. I'm sure there's other times where Arthur says his dad was English and shit
@@abrahamwashington8579 nah hes albanian
Who else saw the small encounter at camp with Kieran kissing the horses? Its a really cute wholesome scene that i like.
Yeah I loved Kieran as a character. He was this really nice young man who tried his hardest to be a good person before meeting a grisly demise. I lowkey felt so bad in chapter 1 & early chapter 2 when he was just getting bullied so hard
I think Javier has got omega Rizz
nahh Jack deserves at least 3 dude
Duffy boy couldve locked it down if he didnt lose his head fr
Don’t say I have no rizz
scrapping the bottom of the barrel are we😭😭
What was THAT?? Arthur and Sadie??
your doing terrible things to my hormones miss
- Jack marston 1914
John should be higher “Little John Marston. Oh so popular with the ladies”
WE NEED TIMESTAMPS
Sean did not die a virgin we all heard it from John’s tent
Why am I watching a vid bout rizz
The rizzanomics in RDR2 is wild.
Ranking every gang member by their skill
This guy miss all the kiren karen camp interactions kirwn W rizz he lock her down
10:53 bro what is u talking about
Im the rizz goat
the camp throws a party for me
just because dutch is flirting with every girl around him it doesn't mean he has a rizz, he's just being creepy
I didn't watch the video yet so im guessing Dutch Has Unspoken rizz, number 1 dutch
Rdr 2 Rip Van winkle, no rizz. rdr 1 John Marston has rizz
this top tier brainrot
Naw naw naw, you done mah boy Arthur dirty
Arthur IS NOT the rizzler
@@RedDeadTierLists”oh I didn’t know I was talking to a lady”
@@RedDeadTierLists nuh uh
@@RedDeadTierListsMary was all over him in the missions with her. Bro rizzed her up with his eyes
@@RedDeadTierListsyou clearly never went into a single saloon then if this is how low you rank him🤦♂️
I like this list more than the last one I saw. It's a really fun one. I think you are pretty harsh with John and Arthur. With other characters I think you mention their past and I guess future to help the judgment but ignore it for them. Arthur had a wife and kid too didn't he? They got murdered. And he also had Mary Lipton trying to spin the block even with knowing all his faults. If he didn't get tuberculosis I'm pretty sure he would've got her back especially if you play in a high honor way. In RDR 1 John literally had to be batting off every woman he passed with the "my wife won't appreciate that" in the game and Bonnie McFarlane was defff tryna give him anything he wanted. When they met, when he came back after everything. Abigail had to go with him to stop it. I think being about to deny girls is very Rizz based lol.
Bill is slightly better than Micah, you gotta admit
Nah bill probably smells like a rotten tomato and atleast micah maintains decent hygiene
@@juiciestlemonadeofyoutube yeah, bill is a drunkard after all. But Micah is a bad person. At least bills nice sometimes
Dutch always has a plan if you know what I mean😉
WHY IS JACK ON THIS LIST 😭😭😭
Arthur definitely had rizz when he was with marry. He just never went for anyone else
Smash
The rent due huh
Nah one of my fans suggested it so I had to make it, also just a funny ass video to make you can't lie.
@@RedDeadTierLists yeah it's kinda funny ngl