I'm like the opposite aside from cis male, the brown hair and the hat, and the nervous wreck. Short and stocky, french-irish, my favorite color is red, and when the ghost/demon in my house knocks on our doors at night I grab my granddad's baton, fling my door open, and scream "COME OUT BITCH" Needless to say I'm fairly hard to date
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I told my mom about the “being kept alive by stardust” thing, and she started sobbing and in between breaths, she said “Isn’t that nice?” And it was one of the most wholesome things I’ve ever witnessed.
11:06 skin-tight suits are also good at preventing wind-drag, as there is no loose material to cause drag. The side effects of this is that it is super revealing.
EXACTLY! It’s not for fanservice, it’s because that’s how the suit would look IRL. Certain extreme sports have similar suits, which is exactly where my mind went when I saw that.
When I heard Ed and Al I immediately thought of Edward bosco and Alastor from hazbin hotel (ed is the voice actor for Alastor if you don’t know) but I knew it wasn’t it
9:15: *There’s a massive spider on the ceiling* Me: Okay, so what’s the jo- *Pales* *Turns on lights in room* *Looks around* *Turns back to computer* GOD DAMMIT FNAF
P.M. Seymour, and prokopetz, I am pleased to announce that the Paladin Dragonborn Princess is my current D&D character. And our DM *loves* the idea. We've made her patron god to be Hlal, the dragoness of pranks (and message delivery), for obvious reasons. Might get her to be a chaotic good paladin, because pranks. Def multi-classing into bard.
@@Catzooa I will def be posting stuff on the r/dndgreentext subreddit. :D However it will probs be a while since I'm waiting till we finish a quest first
Wait a minute ennard doesn't need a plug since most of the animatronics can go off there state and into office in the back And follow specific patterns all night (or how one shift takes in FNAF takes I lost track) Without no need for a plug Either they have really powerful battery Or They have no need for a plug so basically all you would be doing is getting dangerously close for no reason
7:48 THAT IS SO TRUE! Hajime Hinata: * is shown ONE TIME being happy with some orange juice * DR Fandom: Hajime's true love is orange juice (There's even ship art out there of orange juice turned into a human with Hajime)
0:54 - It's almost too cute to eat! 5:19 - Very true! 7:45 - This is basically what happened to Dean Thomas from Harry Potter. One comment from the author about him being good at drawing and the fandom made him an artist from that day forth! 9:00 - Awww! 15:08 - Oh, God, I can see it! 15:16 - Many years ago, my BFF put a lot of work into creating a written alternate universe where all living creatures were six-limbed, because it was the only way she could justify a character being a centaur.
I dont know if this is weird but I can hear when he smiles.... And it makes my day. He's just trying to be professional with a big grin and you don't even know!
Honestly, who wouldn't want to date Luigi? Dude was voted most likely to piss his pants in high school, but he's out there saving kingdoms and fighting the undead to save his brother/his brother's girlfriend expecting 0 reward and getting literally 0 recognition. Dude's the real hero of the story, and no one can tell me otherwise.
The "touch the thermostat" on the dad summoning ritual reminds me of the line "WHO PUT GENERAL GRANT ON THE THERMOSTAT!!1!" from diary of a wimpy kid movie
8:08 no one except the rest of us Isabel(le,e, la)s will know the genuine terror of hearing you say "pour it in isabel's mouth" in that deep voice is, you gave me a heart attack playing Minecraft at 2 am
Sad fact: i-am-a-fish actually left tumblr because they felt suicidal once and several people said it wad the first good thought they ever thought and they never came back and nobody knows if theyre okay
Yeah, in here it was six a. m. Here I'm never awake when he uploads. I always wake up, turn on UA-cam and see new episode of this "uploaded XY hours ago".
8:42 those quotes remind me of something a blind snake once said to a couple owls. “I am ashamed of anyone who has eyes and still can’t see.” Or my favorite, “Hope is never a foolish thing, although others will tell you it is.”
0:57 I have kept many catfish (I'm an aquarium hobbiest) and the only catfish I have seen that don't look like that are sucker mouth catfish such as plecostomus and otocinclus.
3:10 Story is about an old Warlock Cowboy sheriff/high wizard with a gigantic beard reminiscing about the strange times his double lives have intersected
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 Actually, I've found that there are some things that don't. For example, some animes with their high pitched asf voices doesn't sound that bad at all Tho really PM saying in an already deep, sensual voice that the dirty plate just wants to become clean slowed down even further is... Uncomfortable. And that's why I *love it.*
Can I just say how amazing you are? Because you are. Your videos make me smile, even when I’ve had a horrible day, like today I was sobbing in the bathroom and I watch this and I’m having a bit of a better day. Just thought you should know your appreciated
2:25... I PLAY AS A FUKING DRAGONBORN, AND THIS POST SUMS UP MY ENTIRE CHARACTER!!! WHY US THIS SO RELATABLE?! Good video 👍 I know I need to calm down is currently 2 in the morning and I am hyper because I just had a sugary drink and I won't be asleep until 5 😅🤪
8:55 Technically no, for it to be grapes eating a raccoon there would need to be a hyphen between the words "raccoon" and "eating," thus making it "raccoon-eating grapes"
Too bad English writing doesn't follow those rules anymore. You missed a period. I also think you should have used a semicolon instead a comma, but I could be wrong.
The majority of me watching this video was either, laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, laughing so hard I choked on air, or laughing so hard my dog looked concerned for my mental health.
6:55 Fun fact, professional martial artists actually do that. Watching the martial arts portion of the Olympics? Just know that a solid 90% of them have broken both of their legs and arms. On purpose. And now they’re indestructible.
"Mental illness is the powerhouse of the cell" isn't too far from the truth. For example, "My brain cells are power by depression." Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
I just wanna say their was a joke in this I didn’t understand, but I still giggled because Pat found it hilarious. Your joyful emotion had caused me to also feel said emotions, thank you.
7:49 If anyone of y'all played Persona 5, this is just Akechi, don't look it up if you're not past the second-to-last Palace or haven't beaten or played the game
To add to the Mulan one, (note: paraphrasing here; original tumblr post is not mine ): "A girl worth fighting for" snaps from an upbeat, heart-eyes, dreamy song of romance, to the jarring realization of *_who_*_ they're actually fighting this war for._ A young girl, her village left in smoldering ruins, killed by the invasion, too small and weak to get away from the horror, leaving nothing behind but her doll. Talk about perfection with the layers of both visual and metaphorical whiplash it gives you!
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"You fell for the Luigi trap!!"
Jokes on you Luigi would be a wonderful boyfriend
Too bad daisy got em'
69 likes
*nice*
Call me Anon Daisy doesn’t have to get in your way, I own a knife and live next to a forest. I could have a nice talk with her
@@SpairM how much my assasin?
Call me Anon you loving yourself
"name one difference between birds and children"
I'll stop my car for a bird on the road
You stop for birds? My profession is kicking small animals including children
... *slowly starts calling the police*
The difference is: Birds aren't annoying
@@cethlikestf Except when they dive-bomb you for shits and giggles THE MOMENT YOU STEP INTO THE SUN. Or the ones that attack you out of sheer spite.
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R/Cursedcomments
The "Forbidden Fruit" is takeout only. They kick you out once you have it.
That is way better.
It will fill your stomach for the rest of your life
Stephen B It will open up your eyes and you’ll realize you were naked all the time.
You chould say it’s a «devil fruit» if you get the refrence
PS: jesus Why am I even comenting this it is so bad
Honestly if I met someone who was the literal personification of Luigi I would immediately marry them
*honestly when you describe him like this he sounds dreamy af*
Well hello there... I've always been considered the Luigi of my family. 🤣
*EVERYONE WOULD.*
I'm like the opposite aside from cis male, the brown hair and the hat, and the nervous wreck.
Short and stocky, french-irish, my favorite color is red, and when the ghost/demon in my house knocks on our doors at night I grab my granddad's baton, fling my door open, and scream "COME OUT BITCH"
Needless to say I'm fairly hard to date
Hello fellow fander-
"In conclusion: break all your bones so you're twice as strong"
_"Isn't that just MHA?"_
Yeah MHA is actually based off that.
Except for deku, it ain't only twice, its 6,000,000 times xD
Technically
• Nia- nee • yes just yes
@@avathewolfie8571 you're not wrong but someone please just go save Deku
"Is mona lisa single?"
Seems like Yoshikage Kira's been searching that a lot
I honnestly couldnt remember the link between these two. But it slowly came back to me. Crawling. Excruciating. Dreadfully.
She's a Killer Queen...
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT
@@MoonGuardian866 hands
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WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
At The Garden of Eaten' there's a meal called the Cain where someone just hits you over the head with a rock
@CrumblezCookie if you apply for a job and they don't have an Able you will be forced to change your name
I'm now afraid of ordering the Moses.
eaten
They have a meal called “Leviathan” and its just a fucking sea serpent oh fuck
Deamon Castor
They’ll just part the Red Sea and give you a part of it
I told my mom about the “being kept alive by stardust” thing, and she started sobbing and in between breaths, she said “Isn’t that nice?” And it was one of the most wholesome things I’ve ever witnessed.
Awesome parent
My sleep schedule is so out of order that 12 am is no longer considered "late" to me. And Pat is the only person who uploads this late.
Same though... more people upload now please! My plane engine videoes don’t appear out of nowhere
CyberBunny Studios same
Oh god same (probably a problem but it's fineee)
Night owl problems, am I right?
Same
"You fell for the Luigi trap! Now I'm your boyfriend"
You say that as if it's a bad thing
11:06 skin-tight suits are also good at preventing wind-drag, as there is no loose material to cause drag. The side effects of this is that it is super revealing.
You are on the internet people like revealing stuff for reasons
@@tacomayre5110 fair enough. But still, it's a streamlined design.
EXACTLY! It’s not for fanservice, it’s because that’s how the suit would look IRL. Certain extreme sports have similar suits, which is exactly where my mind went when I saw that.
I will fish you up from the ocean with a worm made of mushrooms...
@@UnorthodoxSoundwave. DO IT COWARD. YOU WON'T, YOU SLIPKNOT SEASON-TICKET HOLDER.
“Congrats on doing what Ed and Al could now”
Wh I don’t get it who’s...
...
N O WAIT STOP
"Congrats on doing what Ed and Al could not"
Why am I laughing so hard
Because it's Strong
Naomi Coraggio who’s Ed and al
@@galacticterry3838 on the off chance you still don't know, Fullmetal alchemist
@@galacticterry3838 *Sudden urge to teach everything about Fullmetal Alchemist to you.*
When I heard Ed and Al I immediately thought of Edward bosco and Alastor from hazbin hotel (ed is the voice actor for Alastor if you don’t know) but I knew it wasn’t it
9:15: *There’s a massive spider on the ceiling*
Me: Okay, so what’s the jo-
*Pales*
*Turns on lights in room*
*Looks around*
*Turns back to computer*
GOD DAMMIT FNAF
Fandom Obsessed Rosalie oh hey a mood
I’m not easily freaked out but that Ennard makes me fear.
"This is literally what happened with Travis and tacos,guys."
*Pat,* *shut* *up* *and* *stop* *exposing* *me.*
9:24
You just missed the perfect opportunity to say “let’s fix this with a controlled shock”
P.M. Seymour, and prokopetz, I am pleased to announce that the Paladin Dragonborn Princess is my current D&D character. And our DM *loves* the idea. We've made her patron god to be Hlal, the dragoness of pranks (and message delivery), for obvious reasons. Might get her to be a chaotic good paladin, because pranks. Def multi-classing into bard.
Oh I would love to hear the stories that pop up from that!
@@Catzooa I will def be posting stuff on the r/dndgreentext subreddit. :D However it will probs be a while since I'm waiting till we finish a quest first
@@5peciesunkn0wn Understood, as an amature DM I know some quests can take awhile. I guess this'll be my reason to get back on reddit haha.
@@Catzooa that subreddit is an absolute *goldmine* for ideas of characters and quests or even whole campaigns.
@@5peciesunkn0wn Thanks for the tip, I'll certainly spend some time researching on it then.
“Think of a difference between birds and children”
Most birds’ll fly if you shove em of a high place
I mean, so do children, but most birds are able to stop before they slam into the ground.
Why is Pikachu screaming at me
Hi friend! (I will do this every video I see you in)
@@aeonaf.6923 hi!
you deserve it
@@aeonaf.6923 wholesome
@TheOneAnd OnlyAvery You know what you did
"Is that how you beat Sister Location?"
Yes, yes it is.
*But you can do it only once*
Wait a minute ennard doesn't need a plug since most of the animatronics can go off there state and into office in the back
And follow specific patterns all night (or how one shift takes in FNAF takes I lost track)
Without no need for a plug
Either they have really powerful battery
Or
They have no need for a plug so basically all you would be doing is getting dangerously close for no reason
*That's just My Hero Acedemia*
YES
Time stamp please?
@@carol-p6g
6:46 is what I'm talking about
I love mha
@@pinkwormholes5554 oh thx! I also love bnha, who's your fav character? Mine is a tie between deku and ochacko, they both are cute and clumsy! 😆
Deku's going to do this.
imma be honest-
that last clip had me falling backwards i stg
I would part with any Any ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR THE CLARK KENT ONE TO BE A COMIC
Give me one million dollars and 16 years
7:48 THAT IS SO TRUE!
Hajime Hinata: * is shown ONE TIME being happy with some orange juice *
DR Fandom: Hajime's true love is orange juice (There's even ship art out there of orange juice turned into a human with Hajime)
Kakyoin intensifies
Luigi: now im your boyfriend!
Fans: ...like we mind?
I wouldn't mind tbh, Luigi is adorable
Tbh he sounds like we’d be good friends
I don’t wanna take him from Daisy though
izzy ravin I’d befriend Daisy too, I often use Daisy in games when I have the chance
Well, he'd be away a lot. Work and all. He might be the second Mario Brother, but he is still a Mario Brother. He has a lot of work to do.
0:54 - It's almost too cute to eat!
5:19 - Very true!
7:45 - This is basically what happened to Dean Thomas from Harry Potter. One comment from the author about him being good at drawing and the fandom made him an artist from that day forth!
9:00 - Awww!
15:08 - Oh, God, I can see it!
15:16 - Many years ago, my BFF put a lot of work into creating a written alternate universe where all living creatures were six-limbed, because it was the only way she could justify a character being a centaur.
WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER I'M BRAINSTORMING FOR HARRY POTTER FANFICTIONS I ALWAYS COME ACROSS SOMETHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER
I'm not really comfortable sharing why I needed this. But know that you posted this at a DAMN GOOD TIME
As a random stranger, I will like to say: Be strong, you will get through whatever you're going through.
As another rando person, I would like to second the statement said by the orange.
As another stranger, I would like to third the statement said by the orange
As another random person stranger, I would like to fifth the statement said by the orange
As a stranger that can appear as whomever you need me to be, I would like to sixth the statement said by the orange.
The. The end. I genuinely had to take a minute to just- omg. That was the best/worst thing I’ve ever heard. OH NO I REMEMBERED NINA. NO
I dont know if this is weird but I can hear when he smiles.... And it makes my day.
He's just trying to be professional with a big grin and you don't even know!
Honestly, who wouldn't want to date Luigi? Dude was voted most likely to piss his pants in high school, but he's out there saving kingdoms and fighting the undead to save his brother/his brother's girlfriend expecting 0 reward and getting literally 0 recognition. Dude's the real hero of the story, and no one can tell me otherwise.
The "touch the thermostat" on the dad summoning ritual reminds me of the line "WHO PUT GENERAL GRANT ON THE THERMOSTAT!!1!" from diary of a wimpy kid movie
“ Somebody write a story about this now!” Got ya fam
u finished?
11:52
There is actually a room like what is described in Denmark. It is called “The Swing to Infinity”
The perfect emphasis on the HONK in yeehonk and the slight cutoff at the end is what really sells it to me.
(10:25)
"It's a binge compilation from me to youuuuu"
A gift? For me? *blushes*
your name... oh god....
Naniiiii?
8:08 no one except the rest of us Isabel(le,e, la)s will know the genuine terror of hearing you say "pour it in isabel's mouth" in that deep voice is, you gave me a heart attack playing Minecraft at 2 am
My name is Isabelle, so at the Animal Crossing part I felt kind of personally violated.
As a kind Zorua, a sadistic skitty is something I've never wanted to encounter in my life. And yet here we are.
*drink the vacation juice Isabelle*
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 well this one would be fine witha whalord
@@enderborn6860 ...I think she'd kill the wailord.
Don’t take life to seriously. No one makes it out alive.
The single dislike was from someone who just arrived in the artic. Their hand was trembling
Sad fact: i-am-a-fish actually left tumblr because they felt suicidal once and several people said it wad the first good thought they ever thought and they never came back and nobody knows if theyre okay
I wish somebody could check up on I-am-a-fish.
Yo voice boi it's 12 AM HERE GO TO SLEEP!!!
it 12 am for him too he lives in Ny
you are weak
It’s 1:30 For me now Bam!
@@Miss_Juri same
Yeah, in here it was six a. m. Here I'm never awake when he uploads. I always wake up, turn on UA-cam and see new episode of this "uploaded XY hours ago".
8:42 those quotes remind me of something a blind snake once said to a couple owls.
“I am ashamed of anyone who has eyes and still can’t see.”
Or my favorite,
“Hope is never a foolish thing, although others will tell you it is.”
Centaurs are endotherms, and so, aren't insects! I can rest soundly now! (Source - entomologist parent x2)
They also don't have an exoskeleton, their skeleton is on the inside, therefore, aren't insects
Also they dont lay eggs
@@uselessash3580There's none around to confirm or deny that statement.
@@mathybrain8 true, but given, that they have the bottom of a horse, I'd asume, that they give living birth
@@uselessash3580 Certain insects give live birth. Aphids can do it, for instance.
me: *trying to watch UA-cam*
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1:31
Or the waiter bringing the forbidden fruit dresses up in snake themed clothing to bring it to you lmao
Or puts a fake moustache on and puts a silver streak in their hair
I was eating ice cream when it got to the Ed and Al part, I CHOKED DUE TO LAUGHTER!
So thank you for that hahaha
I've been having a pretty bad day today, and this just cheered me up so much!😄
Even though Im two weeks late I hope your day gets better
7:53- this is what happed with Jason Todd and Dick Grayson with bread and cereal respectively
9:10 i came here to escape fnaf and to be in a better mood, * *SCREECH* *
Suffer
Gogo's suit is Hiro knowing physics. It allows her to move faster. Like how people who ride bikes have tight suits to prevent air friction.
I find your thumbnail rather disturbing, good sir.
11:33
@@The_Forge_Master *_SCREEEEEEEEE!!!_*
1:18
Mine is just red
7:22 That little “hey what’s up” makes it so much more hilarious then it should be
i have things to do tomorrow and i have to wake up early, but PM posted so sleep can wait
0:57 I have kept many catfish (I'm an aquarium hobbiest) and the only catfish I have seen that don't look like that are sucker mouth catfish such as plecostomus and otocinclus.
*sees "spider" post* "I'll take your entire stock"
3:10 Story is about an old Warlock Cowboy sheriff/high wizard with a gigantic beard reminiscing about the strange times his double lives have intersected
Listening to 2:12 - 2:17 on ×.25 speed is absolutely horrifying, disturbing, and I love it.
Don't most things sound demonic at x.25?
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
Actually, I've found that there are some things that don't. For example, some animes with their high pitched asf voices doesn't sound that bad at all
Tho really
PM saying in an already deep, sensual voice that the dirty plate just wants to become clean slowed down even further is... Uncomfortable. And that's why I *love it.*
@@kieranorsmth That first part is actually kinda funny.
Ah, you like horrific things.
13:30 NICE HOMESTAR Runner impression, its always nice to see another HOMESTAR fan, I like you even more now 😊
I'm like come on fugwhgads, i said come on fugwhgads
I like watching your videos right before bed, you reading these posts makes me happy, I sleep well because of this
Can I just say how amazing you are? Because you are. Your videos make me smile, even when I’ve had a horrible day, like today I was sobbing in the bathroom and I watch this and I’m having a bit of a better day. Just thought you should know your appreciated
I needed this because I've been learning how to be a dungeon master this night and hoping everything will stick
Your Luigi voice is GOLDEN! Please consider doing it again sometime in the future, sincerely, a long time Luigi fan.
Thanks for the laughs. Made my day :)
7:38
That’s what happened to Sans from undertale, he *chugged* only one *entire bottle of ketchup* and everyone made it a big deal
okay but- *chugging an entire bottle of ketchup* is a reason to make it a big deal like wtf
@@nerouo yeah try to chug a bottle of ketchup and not to be socially arrested.
Since your the only youtuber that purposely posts at 1am you make the first video of the day
I'm glad Tumblr still got good memes even after...the purge.
7:19
Those are cat eyes.
God is cat.
SPREAD THE GOOD WORD YOU HEATHENS!
I WILL LET MY CAT KNOW HE IS A DESCENDANT FROM GOD. MORE SPECIFICALLY THE GOD OF SPACE SINCE HIS NAME IS COMET
That doesn't make a skele-ton of sense.
1:24 Okay, but my church had a snack area in the children's section called the garden of eatin' lol
YESSSS
14:42 I went from laughing to "I hate you"
2:25... I PLAY AS A FUKING DRAGONBORN, AND THIS POST SUMS UP MY ENTIRE CHARACTER!!! WHY US THIS SO RELATABLE?!
Good video 👍
I know I need to calm down is currently 2 in the morning and I am hyper because I just had a sugary drink and I won't be asleep until 5 😅🤪
chill
8:55
Technically no, for it to be grapes eating a raccoon there would need to be a hyphen between the words "raccoon" and "eating," thus making it "raccoon-eating grapes"
Too bad English writing doesn't follow those rules anymore. You missed a period. I also think you should have used a semicolon instead a comma, but I could be wrong.
0:26
Wait, so if I decide to go on a crusade, does that mean I can officially call myself a stardust crusader?
:O
I love your vids pat, I always smoky at every one, Thankyou, you beautiful human.
The majority of me watching this video was either, laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, laughing so hard I choked on air, or laughing so hard my dog looked concerned for my mental health.
Wait, if you're bones become twice as strong after they heal, how strong do you think deku's bones would be by now?
They don't muscles become stronger after there torn but bones become weaker
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 you're wrong bones do get stronger after being broken just not THAT much stronger
They actually don't strengthen that much.
Kahoot was originally used when working WITH someone, but now it’s a game where you have to kill each other to get to the top.
I simultaneously lost my shit and began to cry with that last one.
7:30 that whole entire joke Is to call out anyone in the persona 5 fandom because the character likes a form of bread pancakes
7:45
Aziraphale: "I like pears"
let the fanart begIN
In the Garden of Eatin’ if you order the forbidden fruit you won’t get kicked out as long as you have a snake with you
"Yeehonk"
Send help i laugh too much then i should
7:52 thats literally the summery of ever joke made about masky from marble hornets ever.....
Good thing my sleep schedule is messed up.
Same bud it's 12am here ;-;
I haven't slept, and it's 7 am. I have to be at work in an hour. help
6:55 Fun fact, professional martial artists actually do that. Watching the martial arts portion of the Olympics? Just know that a solid 90% of them have broken both of their legs and arms. On purpose. And now they’re indestructible.
13:22 I wasn’t expecting that and I literally choked lmao 😂
"Mental illness is the powerhouse of the cell" isn't too far from the truth. For example, "My brain cells are power by depression." Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
7:38 This is LITERALLY what happened to Akechi in P5.
I just wanna say their was a joke in this I didn’t understand, but I still giggled because Pat found it hilarious. Your joyful emotion had caused me to also feel said emotions, thank you.
The bread thing reminds me of the Hamilton fandom, John Laurens and turtles
The what?!?!
Yeah, not sure how the Laurens and turtles thing happened but goddamn do I respect it
Oh ho ho just wait until you see the danganronpa fandom
OOOOOF THAT LAST ONE
I love hearing Pat lose his shit at these, though! He's got the best laugh.
Pat: he cats are dumb
Me: *laughs*
Me again: *realizes I'm a human cat* WAIT
my favorite justin mcelroy quote is "you can park the car outside, but everybody knows you drove there"
0:55 Implying those two things aren't related...
7:40
Soren: I said bread sandwich ONE TIME.
0:26 but what if my globin has save-ish qualities?
7:49 If anyone of y'all played Persona 5, this is just Akechi, don't look it up if you're not past the second-to-last Palace or haven't beaten or played the game
When i watch aphmau mystreet i call travis pm Seymour and when i watch pm Seymour i call him travis the hell is wrong with me
Nothing I do the same cuz it's funny tho I'm the only one that knows
What is wrong with me!?
Guys take it easy, there is nothing wrong with you it's perfectly normal to do stuff like this.
I’m watching this late at night and the Ennard post caught me SO off guard I’m terrified
7:49
Holy shit.
This is about me. This has happened. Not so severe, but seriously. Am I a character?
SAME! But with Spaghetti.....
To add to the Mulan one, (note: paraphrasing here; original tumblr post is not mine ): "A girl worth fighting for" snaps from an upbeat, heart-eyes, dreamy song of romance, to the jarring realization of *_who_*_ they're actually fighting this war for._ A young girl, her village left in smoldering ruins, killed by the invasion, too small and weak to get away from the horror, leaving nothing behind but her doll. Talk about perfection with the layers of both visual and metaphorical whiplash it gives you!