" why do wizards celebrate Christmas? " well, simple; the original story of Merlin was, in fact, that a bunch of witches, forced into service of the devil and evil via hereditary contract, created and birthed Merlin, in an attempt to make the anti Christ. it worked. fortunately, a rather clever monk baptized the child, causing him to be born again in the spirit of the lord, without death of his past life, hence, loosing all demonic and evil destiny and pre determination. as such, anyone brought through magic powers outside of there own free will, can be freed through associated hereditary destiny, through baptism. as nearly any wizard seen is a hereditary magic user, it can be said they are , or, through a previous relative, have been freed from all hereditary wicked destinies associated with there power, through there's or another's baptism, they are free of all forced and compulsory wicked associations in there magic, so long as they use it freely and of there own free will . thus, technically, every wizard , witch, and etcetera seen in the hairy potter franchise, if Merlin acts as an originating wizard, operates magic free of wicked hereditary destiny through this principle, and, acts as evidence of a monks cleverness, and, god's giant smiling middle finger, at the devil and the concept of predetermination. : )
“What is the consequence for failure?” “Death.” “And what is the consequence for rebellion?” “Death.” “Rebellion it is then.” -Start of the Han dynasty abridged.
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an "unsatisfactory mark" on your official testing record followed by death.
Hear me out, *Santa* was the wizard 1. Big fluffy wizard beard 2. Santas hat is just a deflated wizard hat 3. Only come out at midnight 4. Flys around on a cool magical sleigh 5. Talking deers
You hear a jarring eerie sound as the surface of orb turns dark blue and white lines of text in an unknown language appear on it Yes, I know it's been three years
pukicho is a literal God who cares for no man, woman, or other. Thoust consumes all in their path, leaving nothing but broken dreams He is the emissary of death, the destroyer of concepts, the one of all
fellow gremlins, i would like to call to attention whenever p.m. says ‘ladies and gents’ he always says “ladies gents and nons” and that single act of kindness fills the void in my heart.
Delie4 Lol I dont get why you were talking to us except for the last sentence Just post two replies if youre going to talk to yourself but also talk to us Anyways i gotta do it now bye
Actually it's probably the opposite. Your teeth are probably the only bones that are almost always wet. Because when are your teeth dry? After you loose them maybe, but in your mouth they're always wet. Then we look at other bones. Why are they wet? Because of blood flowing throug them? That doesn't make sense. Because of your muscles touching them? But why would that make them wet? They're not coated in liquid or anything and your muscles also aren't really wet. There is a liquud IN them, but not ON them. Wetness is a purely surface thing. So in conclusion, your bones are not wet
that, and as someone with ADHD, I'd like to add that our brains are basically internet browsers, 70 tabs are open, 5 are frozen, and I can't tell where the music is coming from
15:19 My mom pulled this on me and all I said was “OH HO HO YEAH? Name the THREE mental disorders my therapist diagnosed me with.” This was the day my mom learned I had a therapist.
@@thefishyminer3572 General argument about me being apathetic lead to a screaming match (mom and I are both trying to work on our tempers, it’s getting a lot better don’t worry) and she started talking about me being antisocial. She claimed I was an extrovert and said she knew me better than I knew myself, well I’m gay and agender and she has no clue and that led to me almost outing myself. I love my mom to death and we’re usually pretty cool, but from time to time we butt heads due to personality and political differences (see gay and agender) and can get into screaming fights.
@@local_weather_dingus ask her for evidence that you’re an extrovert, because parents always seem to think their introverted children are actually extroverts just being antisocial.
16:40 I love how the novelization of the Clone Wars movie (Yes, they... novelized it) actually points this out. Ahsoka is indignant about being treated like a child, and says "I'm older than you think! I'm 14!" and Captain Rex just deadpan says "Yeah? I'm 10."
Please don't self harm. Please. If you need to don't cut, just pinch yourself. Do anything else but hurt yourself. I know how hard it can be but Please Don't. Look up a help line there are plenty of people looking to help you and more people care about you than you think
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 While yes that comment can be seen as funny murderous intent. It can very easily be seen as someone about to self harm, rather than take chances I wanted to help someone who might need it
6:30 After the Goblet of Fire I always thought it was because they celebrated Yule. There was really no mention of Christian beliefs as far as I remember, but the traditions of Yule can be incorporated with the general celebration of Christmas.
Fun fact: the Egyptians believed the fifth hour of the day (in the path of Ra through his nightly journey, a very fascinating myth) was where the evil were tortured for there sins. As someone who is consistently hit with insomnia and awake at 5am against my will, I can definitely agree with this.
8:17 actually it’s because the rebels turn their weapon power up WAY past the legal limit (like overclocking) and makes them so powerful that the laser explodes on contact and it can send a full grown man in heavy duty armor flying across a hallway and into a wall
Idea if a storm trooper is wear armor and gets hit the reason they go flying is because the armor shatters and knocks the guy unconscious but still alive so when they wake up they could pick their gun up and kill that renal scum
Sometimes I am reminded that not everyone has the violent memories associated with fanfics as the Dan and Phil community because Holy fuck their are no things more scarring then some of the fics for that community, my mind is a calloused husk and nothing can phase me anymore
12:23 This is probably the only time that a non-Serbian person that I follow(let alone a Goddamn _voice actor)_ will ever address my country. I am going to hold on to this brief feeling of validation for as long as I live.
11:59 My head recalling that one time Zura, a genius samurai and tactician, rode a bike to an open (without cage) zoo filled with lions. My favourite character.
"The Sun is the closest thing to a Lovecraftian Eldritch Horror we will ever experience. It sits in the silent void of space, whipping out tentacles of destruction at random, surrounded by its dead and dying offspring, including a still birthed sibling, if we stare at it too long it will make us blind, too much exposure to it causes cancerous growths, and one day it will devour us all in its death throes."
7:18 I prefer the comparation between Jesus and food from Red of Overly Sarcastic Productions as she was singing "Silent Night" and the end credits fof her Christmas video: "'So tender and mild' makes me feel like I'm describing an artisanal chicken sandwich, not a holy infant".
Heh. Lycansubscribe. Er also i think the explanation for why Imperial Stormtroopers are fully armoured but die to blaster fire is that their armour is built to stop kinetic weapons like bullets, but bolts of plasma melt clean through it because that's what plasma weapons are for. No idea if this was intentional the whole time or an after the fact rationalization though.
Thank you. I've been having a rough few days. A youtuber I watch that generally is very LGBT+ supportive recently put a transphobic joke in his video and today my English teacher pointed out that I can't get pregnant during class discussion. (Not in a "she can't get pregnant" in a "there are this many people that can't" and it included me). So thank you for giving me something to laugh about while I fight off this dysphoria.
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 It was in the subbreddit r/suddenlygay and it was about a guy screaming "it's a boy" and then never going to Thailand again. Thailand is known to have a lot of transgender women in the sex industry so it most likely implies that trans women aren't really women and that if a trans woman is with a cis man it's straight
So you're offended because you assumed the meaning behind a joke? I understand that when you think up something like that its difficult to perceive it any other way but you should stay open minded. You cant know if that was implied or not unless you ask the original poster of said joke.
i remember that most of the time when a stormtrooper gets shot by a laser, they dont actually die, their armor has a life preserver feature that puts them into a comatose state until theyre healed from the wound or something.
The fact that they dont know storm trooper armour is made to incapacitate stormtroopers instead of having them get shot like fifty times then dying, really annoys me, like why have super strong armour thats expensive and have them auctually die, then have cheap amour whose wearers can be sent back out again
4:25 - That is the single greatest movie idea ever! Like the Vin Diesel/Terry Crews buddy cop/secret nerd adventure was great enough, but Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood playing villainous version of each other is just the most amazing of all the things. I NEED THIS MOVIE!
tHIS IS MY RAWRIIIING RAWRING TWENTIES I DOOOON’T EVEN KNOW ME THIS WAS A BINGE A BINGE COMPILATION- (Meant to be sung either mentally or externally to the rhythm of Roaring 20s by Panic! At the Disco because i can’t think of anything else but this)
6:46 Counterpoint the second: wrapping shit up in an annoying way only for the present to be good is the highlight of holidays. Exhibit A- For Christmas one year, I got an expensive Winnie the Pooh bear for my teenage little brother who loves Winnie the Pooh. I put Pooh bear in a box, wrapped that, put that in another box, wrapped that and tapped it all around with duct tap, put that in another box, wrapped that also with duct tape, put that in a final box, wrapped it, put it in a bag with lots of tissue paper. And then watched him get increasingly more and more frustrated as he made his way through the monstrous layers of wrapping only to nearly cry with joy when he saw what the present was. Priceless, I can guarantee neither of us will forget that Christmas.
“Pwepawe fow youw demwise UwU” hits differently in May. Is it possible that this furry is the one who has arranged all of the bad things this year as our “demwise?”
The troopers don’t die in one shot of a regular blaster, it usually takes two shots to fully kill one, the first only stuns them. The reason chewy and han can one shot is because they have heavy blasters(yes Hans tiny pistol classifies as a heavy blaster) and so it does like a ton more damage
8:11 Actually the armour is well made, it's just that the armour isn't made to withstand solid objects as that isn't a common weapon in the universe and the rebels have blasters that are upgraded to be effective against stormtroopers armour I rest my case
6:26 The reason that they celebrate christmas is because in Britain, most people do even if they are non-religious and it's seen more like a time to be with loved ones and get cool stuff
12:06 I didnt realize I made my character, Kane, exactly like this In the story, the dude is actually pretty smart but decides to jump down the mysterious fire hole because "it looked kinda cool", almost breaking his own neck-
My cat likes your voice/voice acting. She purrs very loudly, flops on my lap, and her tail poofs in excitement and she just looks at my phone lovingly. She doesn't do that for many people, my one friend, me, my fiance, and apparently you. She loves you. I hope that makes you smile knowing a random cat who's never met you, loves you and if she met you you're one of the few she would probably be begging you for pets.
I love pm Seymour but I'm not joking when I say I've been seeing this video In particular show up in my reccomended list, over, and over, and over again.
8:17 they don’t die in one blaster shot, the energy is dispersed throughout the armor, it just knocks them out, they are sore but ok afterwards. Its cheap armor unlike the armor the clones used, but it still did its job, thanks for coming to my ted talk
8:02. To be fair, the stormtroopers don’t actually die most of the time. The armor is made to prevent critical damage, but the wearer still feels the force of the blaster bolt. They usually get knocked out, only to get back up later, get re-equipped and head right back to their duties.
15:05 When you realize that your Discord is weirder then you thought. Like, weird enough to somehow convince a person to adopt a swan then name it Corn. That is some power of the gods.
15:30 this reminds me when i was in third grade would use my fingers and pencils to make a bunch of little stories with sword fights, romance, ice skating, you name it. Whats better is it helped my crippling test anxiety.
Every time I watch these, all I can think is that this is Travis, and no one has found this, but eventually the rest of the characters would find his channel, and for some reason this divergence of Travis has somehow ended all the bad stuff from happening and EVERYONE LIVES NORMALLY
I can really believe and visualise Terry Crews cross-stitches or crochets. I can imagine his house has various items covered in his handmade cosies or stored in his handmade crocheted bags. Floral cosies on his weights and whey protein tub.
8:15 that is the whole point of the armor, it stops glancing blows and rocks or stones from immediately killing the wearer while remaining cheap enough to outfit the whole army
My claim: Tumbler is the place where you are high but not, drunk but sober, and a roleplayer that's too insecure to do the *motion* thingy. My evidence: 2:26
4:24 even better everyone plays each other will be undercover cops at a comic com will secretly nerding out on every thing to fight off the main villain and their sidekick
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" why do wizards celebrate Christmas? "
well, simple;
the original story of Merlin was, in fact, that a bunch of witches, forced into service of the devil and evil via hereditary contract, created and birthed Merlin, in an attempt to make the anti Christ. it worked.
fortunately, a rather clever monk baptized the child, causing him to be born again in the spirit of the lord, without death of his past life, hence, loosing all demonic and evil destiny and pre determination.
as such, anyone brought through magic powers outside of there own free will, can be freed through associated hereditary destiny, through baptism.
as nearly any wizard seen is a hereditary magic user, it can be said they are , or, through a previous relative, have been freed from all hereditary wicked destinies associated with there power, through there's or another's baptism, they are free of all forced and compulsory wicked associations in there magic, so long as they use it freely and of there own free will .
thus, technically, every wizard , witch, and etcetera seen in the hairy potter franchise, if Merlin acts as an originating wizard, operates magic free of wicked hereditary destiny through this principle, and, acts as evidence of a monks cleverness, and, god's giant smiling middle finger, at the devil and the concept of predetermination. : )
ok
"Your bones are always moist" made my bones physically hurt and retract. I have now become 3' shorter and more compact.
They're still moist.
Super Sonic Duo we grow backwards every time we are reminded our bones are moist
They are moist and also
W a r m
So you're saying that you DRY them don't do that you are supposed to shed them like a real man
@@porodaxthepunted7582 so women can dry the bones? Good have enough down the basement
“What is the consequence for failure?”
“Death.”
“And what is the consequence for rebellion?”
“Death.”
“Rebellion it is then.”
-Start of the Han dynasty abridged.
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an "unsatisfactory mark" on your official testing record followed by death.
@@FizzySugarStar well. who cares about their record if they're dead lol
@@agzzradface3113 it's a portal 2 refrence.
@@bagaboo4746 I know.
brb I gotta make a short story with that epic line holy *FUCK*
Hear me out,
*Santa* was the wizard
1. Big fluffy wizard beard
2. Santas hat is just a deflated wizard hat
3. Only come out at midnight
4. Flys around on a cool magical sleigh
5. Talking deers
sleepi peep hey did you know this is the best comment ever?
6. He has elves that work for him.
I haven't heard this in like, 12 years?
7. Bag of holding
I never thought of it that way and now I see
He was a wizard
I love it.
DM: "Roll a divination check."
Wizard: *rolls d20* "I got a 1..."
DM: "Your crystal ball literally blue screens."
Wizard: "..."
BRUH
At that point I’d be like fuck magic. At least I can fix the damn computer. This is bullshit
I wanna learn dnd just so this can be funnier to me
You hear a jarring eerie sound as the surface of orb turns dark blue and white lines of text in an unknown language appear on it
Yes, I know it's been three years
Wizard: son of a bitch
DM: hey, I don’t make the rules
Wizard: YES YOU DO! YOU’RE THE DM!
DM: …oh…right
pukicho is a literal God who cares for no man, woman, or other.
Thoust consumes all in their path, leaving nothing but broken dreams
He is the emissary of death, the destroyer of concepts, the one of all
Pukicho does not need the power of god and anime on his side for he is stronger
I walk a lonely road the only one I have ever known don’t know where it goes but I walk alone NANA NANA NANA NAAANA
I mean...i can relate
...what does this make gaudy then
Adam Paora
Ruler of the Underworld
fellow gremlins, i would like to call to attention whenever p.m. says ‘ladies and gents’ he always says “ladies gents and nons” and that single act of kindness fills the void in my heart.
Ok, but Robin Williams played as Robin Williams, so he's famous for being himself and no being himself at the same time.
You jackass now I'm sad
@@marieparisi4522 I’m gonna make it worst. One time I saw a cloud that looked like genies lamp
Same with Jim Carry
Robin williams played by will smith
“What do you call a werewolf UA-camr?”
“A Lycansubscribe”
Okay, that one killed me 🤣
Oh Irene 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the OG name is Lycanthrope oh my Irene 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seymour whispering "Travis" as the PTSD of getting slaughtered in Uno returns to him
"Your bones are always *_Moist_* "
This made me cringe so hard oml.
As PM once said, you'd be far more alarmed if they WEREN'T
m yumy
Your organs are all slick.
My bones are not moist. Moisture is for mortals. Say farewell to your lungs
Delie4
Lol I dont get why you were talking to us except for the last sentence
Just post two replies if youre going to talk to yourself but also talk to us
Anyways i gotta do it now bye
Pukicho both terrifies and intrigue me.
Wow this explains horror movies almost better than my average test scores
Pukicho is my rolemodel. I want to become pukicho when I grow up
@@DyingLettuceLMAO Me too, but in order to become God we must defeat him first
absolute unit
There can only be one
Pukichu is the moreos guy, and that doesn’t make this any less accurate
the "you're bones are always wet" made me realize that your teeth are probably the bones that have been the driest in your body.
Prepare to say farewell to your dry bones
You.
I don’t like you.
Actually it's probably the opposite. Your teeth are probably the only bones that are almost always wet. Because when are your teeth dry? After you loose them maybe, but in your mouth they're always wet. Then we look at other bones. Why are they wet? Because of blood flowing throug them? That doesn't make sense. Because of your muscles touching them? But why would that make them wet? They're not coated in liquid or anything and your muscles also aren't really wet. There is a liquud IN them, but not ON them. Wetness is a purely surface thing. So in conclusion, your bones are not wet
I used to intentionally dry my teeth out when I was a child. I liked touching them when they were dry, it was surreal.
I still want you to make a it came from tumblr entirely about pukicho call it "it came from pukicho"
*I* need this
Aww hell yeah
There is a youtuber who does it. Idk if you'd like his voice though.
@@cameoshadowness7757 I have seen him he's great but he's not pm.Seymore level of great
@@karlhyetravelerofworlds I undersrand.
"Pwepaw fow youw demise uwu"
Truer words have never been spoken about this year.
"As long as I have flesh, I have a distraction"
This sums up ADHD way to well
also sums up necromancy way too well
Oh
that, and as someone with ADHD, I'd like to add that our brains are basically internet browsers, 70 tabs are open, 5 are frozen, and I can't tell where the music is coming from
*I told you I'm taking away ALL distractions*
@@hooodini3322 Is that from the actress who played MJ in spiderman?
“Actors aren’t famous for who they are, but who they pretend to be”
* sigh * *travis*
Yes
P.M Seymour.
15:19
My mom pulled this on me and all I said was “OH HO HO YEAH? Name the THREE mental disorders my therapist diagnosed me with.”
This was the day my mom learned I had a therapist.
I tried this on my dad.
He said “pfft, doctors will say ANYTHING”
Parents are awful
I almost responded to “I know you better than you know yourself” with “OH YEAH? WHATS MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME?” and I almost outed myself.
@Rowan Furini context? please?
@@thefishyminer3572 General argument about me being apathetic lead to a screaming match (mom and I are both trying to work on our tempers, it’s getting a lot better don’t worry) and she started talking about me being antisocial. She claimed I was an extrovert and said she knew me better than I knew myself, well I’m gay and agender and she has no clue and that led to me almost outing myself.
I love my mom to death and we’re usually pretty cool, but from time to time we butt heads due to personality and political differences (see gay and agender) and can get into screaming fights.
@@local_weather_dingus ask her for evidence that you’re an extrovert, because parents always seem to think their introverted children are actually extroverts just being antisocial.
"Is the opposite of Yeehaw, Nohaw or Hawyee?"
Its NawHaw.
COME ON!
YeeNAW
You're profile picture oddly fits
"Yeah, F### Zeus!"
"No! *DON'T F### ZEUS!"*
Dont. Unless you want Hera to smite you and the kid in horrible ways
I mean it wouldn't even be good. Like he's just going to turn into a golden puddle and whoopsie daisy you're pregnant
this is the internet you are allowed to swear
I am wiccan and worship Greek gods and can confirm it is not a good idea to fuck Zeus
16:40 I love how the novelization of the Clone Wars movie (Yes, they... novelized it) actually points this out. Ahsoka is indignant about being treated like a child, and says "I'm older than you think! I'm 14!" and Captain Rex just deadpan says "Yeah? I'm 10."
It all started from that smile...
**thumbnail**
That damn smile...
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
He waits while you are sleeping,
He waits while you’re awake
If he puts on too much seasoning
Then he’s made a big mistake
what
You have been diagnosed with a good day
For all of those having a good day i bid farewell see you soon
*NNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!*
*I HAD SO MUCH SULKING TO DO TODAY!*
i refuse
Your sulking and refusals have been denied
Tell that to my diarrhea
I shall tell that to your diarriea
"Oh hey it's *_INTENSE CHOKING NOISES_* time!"
I think I've an idea what Pukicho uses the corn primarily for....
....might involve Zeus.
Daelyah this raises more questions
None that i want answers for
He's building a golem obviously
He's just making fuel with good ol buddy Zeus
Country girls make do
Pukicho makes do
"Your bones are always wet"
Me: ew....
"Your bones are always moist"
Me: wh-you can't just- you can't say THAT!
It'd be worse if they stopped being moist
Your bones have sponges for their insides.
@@DoubleBoost23 stealing this one for my collection on One-hit kill sentences to say at work
@@phastinemoon
Thank you, I appreciate that.
*when he realizes his discord convinced someone to adopt a swan and name it corn*
Oh yeah, that happened.
This sorta bs happens close to daily
It that war happened to puki's corn??
10:50 "He's gay, as a very suttle nod to the fact that he is gay."
"hmm, yes, the floor is made of floor..."
I forgot I have a new wave a followers, binge Compilations collect a batch of previous videos for people who watch weekly instead of daily.
If this is bc of me im sorry i watched your stuff for a Long Time now... i Just kinda forgot :/
I just made a Tumblr account
I'm scared of what I've just opened myself up to
KittyPlayz1 I am the one who deserves kittens
@@AceOfBlackjack okay here 🐈🐈🐈
Hiii
3:10 should be an Olympic sport with commentary.
“Shes running full speed with a bag of chips, the pure effort shown here is amazing, carl!”
"As long as I have flesh I have a distraction" *slowly pulls out knife*
Please don't self harm. Please. If you need to don't cut, just pinch yourself. Do anything else but hurt yourself. I know how hard it can be but Please Don't. Look up a help line there are plenty of people looking to help you and more people care about you than you think
mood
@@mme.veronica735 not what that means but congrats for ruining the mood
*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH I HAVE ALL MY FINGERS -*
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 While yes that comment can be seen as funny murderous intent. It can very easily be seen as someone about to self harm, rather than take chances I wanted to help someone who might need it
15:39 PROOF, when i was little my parents stopped putting me in the corner cause i would use my hands as puppets and play w them
Last time I was this early shower thoughts was said normally
You a dinosaur?
O h
"your bones are always moist"
The moist has started to escape through my eyes
According to a throwaway joke in the cars universe headlights aren’t the eyes but the bobs
So males also have bobs?
@@aricohen5960 yes
I suddenly want to die 10x more than a second ago
In Cars 2 there was a shop in which a lady-car had no windshield, but when she flipped up her headlights, they were her eyes...
What did this mean?
@@DraconicDuelist her eyes are down there.
PFF-
As someone with ADHD I can agree that as long as I have my imagination I can Daydream for hours
As a southern. I know the opposite of yeehaw. It’s cussing on the top of your lungs as you scream, “Stop.”
Y... Y... Y...
*YEEHAW-*
6:30
After the Goblet of Fire I always thought it was because they celebrated Yule. There was really no mention of Christian beliefs as far as I remember, but the traditions of Yule can be incorporated with the general celebration of Christmas.
0:15 Cyana has set things in motion that can not be stopped.
And I thought Kevin would be our demise all the time...
_Sorry Kevin_
Kevin is a massive sweet cinnamon bun full of kindness and hug essence, how DARE you
Fun fact: the Egyptians believed the fifth hour of the day (in the path of Ra through his nightly journey, a very fascinating myth) was where the evil were tortured for there sins. As someone who is consistently hit with insomnia and awake at 5am against my will, I can definitely agree with this.
8:17 actually it’s because the rebels turn their weapon power up WAY past the legal limit (like overclocking) and makes them so powerful that the laser explodes on contact and it can send a full grown man in heavy duty armor flying across a hallway and into a wall
THERES AN EXPLAINATION
@@Antbal-sf2wy like beskar?
fun fact: darth vader's armor is made of the same material as stormtrooper armor.
Idea if a storm trooper is wear armor and gets hit the reason they go flying is because the armor shatters and knocks the guy unconscious but still alive so when they wake up they could pick their gun up and kill that renal scum
Sometimes I am reminded that not everyone has the violent memories associated with fanfics as the Dan and Phil community because Holy fuck their are no things more scarring then some of the fics for that community, my mind is a calloused husk and nothing can phase me anymore
12:23
This is probably the only time that a non-Serbian person that I follow(let alone a Goddamn _voice actor)_ will ever address my country.
I am going to hold on to this brief feeling of validation for as long as I live.
Same here.
milk
7:09 Countercounterpoint: Caveman brain says wrapping things up is good because it keeps it fresh.
High score: 3 minutes late
Most likely about the same time you get inside someone else
11:59
My head recalling that one time Zura, a genius samurai and tactician, rode a bike to an open (without cage) zoo filled with lions.
My favourite character.
6:53 gift wrapping is the only thing im good at, DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME
I'm half of two different people. Comfort addict with heavy planner instinct and a chaotic neutral procrastinator
*deep inhale* oh yeah, Seymour time
"The Sun is the closest thing to a Lovecraftian Eldritch Horror we will ever experience. It sits in the silent void of space, whipping out tentacles of destruction at random, surrounded by its dead and dying offspring, including a still birthed sibling, if we stare at it too long it will make us blind, too much exposure to it causes cancerous growths, and one day it will devour us all in its death throes."
7:18 I prefer the comparation between Jesus and food from Red of Overly Sarcastic Productions as she was singing "Silent Night" and the end credits fof her Christmas video: "'So tender and mild' makes me feel like I'm describing an artisanal chicken sandwich, not a holy infant".
KanaidBlack SOMEONE ELSE HERE LIKES OSP! Red’s a legend
@@bladesofderp4649 YES, SHE IS!
I'd rather have my bones be wet than dry. Like imagine your bones scraping against one another and creaking when you run
You know you’ve seen and been on tumblr too much when you have seen EVERY one of these posts before hearing Pat voice it
You have BECOME Tumblr
Heh. Lycansubscribe. Er also i think the explanation for why Imperial Stormtroopers are fully armoured but die to blaster fire is that their armour is built to stop kinetic weapons like bullets, but bolts of plasma melt clean through it because that's what plasma weapons are for. No idea if this was intentional the whole time or an after the fact rationalization though.
rawring xD twenties
the emos are thRIVING
sina nasa.
This man’s voice is the definition of comedy
Thank you. I've been having a rough few days. A youtuber I watch that generally is very LGBT+ supportive recently put a transphobic joke in his video and today my English teacher pointed out that I can't get pregnant during class discussion. (Not in a "she can't get pregnant" in a "there are this many people that can't" and it included me). So thank you for giving me something to laugh about while I fight off this dysphoria.
Sometimes offensive jokes are important because they start a discussion what was the joke
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 It was in the subbreddit r/suddenlygay and it was about a guy screaming "it's a boy" and then never going to Thailand again.
Thailand is known to have a lot of transgender women in the sex industry so it most likely implies that trans women aren't really women and that if a trans woman is with a cis man it's straight
So you're offended because you assumed the meaning behind a joke?
I understand that when you think up something like that its difficult to perceive it any other way but you should stay open minded. You cant know if that was implied or not unless you ask the original poster of said joke.
@@martijnalblas1761 Can you think of any other "funny" meaning to the joke that connects Thailand into it? I can't
@@mme.veronica735 yeah randomly shouting "it's a boy" is hilarious
i remember that most of the time when a stormtrooper gets shot by a laser, they dont actually die, their armor has a life preserver feature that puts them into a comatose state until theyre healed from the wound or something.
The fact that they dont know storm trooper armour is made to incapacitate stormtroopers instead of having them get shot like fifty times then dying, really annoys me, like why have super strong armour thats expensive and have them auctually die, then have cheap amour whose wearers can be sent back out again
4:25 - That is the single greatest movie idea ever! Like the Vin Diesel/Terry Crews buddy cop/secret nerd adventure was great enough, but Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood playing villainous version of each other is just the most amazing of all the things. I NEED THIS MOVIE!
tHIS IS MY RAWRIIIING RAWRING TWENTIES I DOOOON’T EVEN KNOW ME THIS WAS A BINGE A BINGE COMPILATION-
(Meant to be sung either mentally or externally to the rhythm of Roaring 20s by Panic! At the Disco because i can’t think of anything else but this)
A man of culture who knows panic! At the disco. Nice
Can I just say, I literally just discovered your channel, but you’re already my new favourite person
10:21 sounds like Jolyne followed in papa jotaro’s footsteps
A swan named corn? I have a birb named Kiwi and a turtle named Melon.
They'd probably get along swell.
14:15
Harry: **In his 3rd year divination test**
Professor Trelawney: What do you see?
Harry:
Thing is,his prediction there actually was true
6:46 Counterpoint the second: wrapping shit up in an annoying way only for the present to be good is the highlight of holidays. Exhibit A- For Christmas one year, I got an expensive Winnie the Pooh bear for my teenage little brother who loves Winnie the Pooh. I put Pooh bear in a box, wrapped that, put that in another box, wrapped that and tapped it all around with duct tap, put that in another box, wrapped that also with duct tape, put that in a final box, wrapped it, put it in a bag with lots of tissue paper. And then watched him get increasingly more and more frustrated as he made his way through the monstrous layers of wrapping only to nearly cry with joy when he saw what the present was. Priceless, I can guarantee neither of us will forget that Christmas.
“Pwepawe fow youw demwise UwU” hits differently in May. Is it possible that this furry is the one who has arranged all of the bad things this year as our “demwise?”
The troopers don’t die in one shot of a regular blaster, it usually takes two shots to fully kill one, the first only stuns them. The reason chewy and han can one shot is because they have heavy blasters(yes Hans tiny pistol classifies as a heavy blaster) and so it does like a ton more damage
8:11
Actually the armour is well made, it's just that the armour isn't made to withstand solid objects as that isn't a common weapon in the universe and the rebels have blasters that are upgraded to be effective against stormtroopers armour
I rest my case
6:26 The reason that they celebrate christmas is because in Britain, most people do even if they are non-religious and it's seen more like a time to be with loved ones and get cool stuff
7:57 " actors don't get famous for who they are, they get famous for who they pretend to be."
Pat: Travis.........
Gaud freaking out is always hilarious. Pat's voice acting is perfect for Gaud's jibber jabber.
"jesus was a wizard"
there goes my vodka
XD
I love watching your binge compilations when I can't watch every day. I love these and all of your other videos! Thank you for existing!
12:06
I didnt realize I made my character, Kane, exactly like this
In the story, the dude is actually pretty smart but decides to jump down the mysterious fire hole because "it looked kinda cool", almost breaking his own neck-
“There is no pain left for me to experience” is so raw and I hate its context
My cat likes your voice/voice acting. She purrs very loudly, flops on my lap, and her tail poofs in excitement and she just looks at my phone lovingly. She doesn't do that for many people, my one friend, me, my fiance, and apparently you. She loves you. I hope that makes you smile knowing a random cat who's never met you, loves you and if she met you you're one of the few she would probably be begging you for pets.
0:15 *watching this mid may*
me: Shouldn't have underestimated cyana's hatred for the world
I love pm Seymour but I'm not joking when I say I've been seeing this video In particular show up in my reccomended list, over, and over, and over again.
"Pwepawe fow youw demise uwu"
She was warning us
8:17 they don’t die in one blaster shot, the energy is dispersed throughout the armor, it just knocks them out, they are sore but ok afterwards. Its cheap armor unlike the armor the clones used, but it still did its job, thanks for coming to my ted talk
“Prepare for your demise uwu” that didn’t go too well
We all thought it was a joke. We were fools.
Juan Benjamin we have brought this hell upon ourselves
I knew this would happen
8:02. To be fair, the stormtroopers don’t actually die most of the time. The armor is made to prevent critical damage, but the wearer still feels the force of the blaster bolt. They usually get knocked out, only to get back up later, get re-equipped and head right back to their duties.
Hey,P.M.
YOUR AWESOME!!!!!!!!
I hate to be THAT person, but...
You're*
@@Kimmy0721 bruh
harmonizing with the "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE" at the beginning gives me life.
0:10 this explains EVERYTHING
15:05 When you realize that your Discord is weirder then you thought. Like, weird enough to somehow convince a person to adopt a swan then name it Corn. That is some power of the gods.
Great thing to come home from school too
15:30 this reminds me when i was in third grade would use my fingers and pencils to make a bunch of little stories with sword fights, romance, ice skating, you name it. Whats better is it helped my crippling test anxiety.
15:48 man I really felt that
Every time I watch these, all I can think is that this is Travis, and no one has found this, but eventually the rest of the characters would find his channel, and for some reason this divergence of Travis has somehow ended all the bad stuff from happening and EVERYONE LIVES NORMALLY
No one gonna talk about how you _can't_ use screen devices with nail polish on your fingerprints??
Just tried it - I’m typing this on my screen with my finger covered in clear nail polish.
Sounds like someone is just a quitter
I can really believe and visualise Terry Crews cross-stitches or crochets. I can imagine his house has various items covered in his handmade cosies or stored in his handmade crocheted bags.
Floral cosies on his weights and whey protein tub.
*11:57** Again, you LITERALLY just explained my entire existence.*
Hahahaha
same
8:15 that is the whole point of the armor, it stops glancing blows and rocks or stones from immediately killing the wearer while remaining cheap enough to outfit the whole army
My claim: Tumbler is the place where you are high but not, drunk but sober, and a roleplayer that's too insecure to do the *motion* thingy. My evidence: 2:26
4:24 even better everyone plays each other will be undercover cops at a comic com will secretly nerding out on every thing to fight off the main villain and their sidekick
"Actors don't get famous for who they are, they get famous for who they pretend to be"
i only know you because of travis
how to say baby
Goud: nuisance
pukycho: free football with 9-month shipping
PM: BAIBIS
me: bb