TJ Miller gave me handfuls of weed at the American Comedy club, and all I had was my hoodie pocket. Walking around San Diego with a kangaroo pouch full of weed from TJ was the best ending possible after his killer set PS - TJ makes thee best peanut butter!!!
Im genuinely taking notes from TJ's ability to wrangle extremely attention deficit alley cats into some semblance of a cohesive conversation. I love y'all
I saw Jordan on my birthday last year at a comedy club and I’m so glad I did she’s so freaking hilarious the best that night and one of the only remake comic I love ❤❤
Being able to acknowledge it has a certain value, but that's about it. The way Jordan is using it is just selective nihilism. There's no real justification for when it matters and when it doesn't.
it's only a waste of time if you find no meaning or value in discussing or trying to understand it. so it's not a waste of time for anyone who does find that value. your subjective laziness is not an objective truth about the value of it, though.
Love you 2 !!!! For the love of god why hasn't Jordan been on are you garbage yet!?! She needs her episode then Ian and Jordan should go on there together and get asked AYG questions about their friendship. Thanks for the nonstop laughs! You two are great slingers of dopamine 👏🏼
I think it's because we all know what the outcome will be. We don't need a pod to confirm she's garbage 😂 Nahh but that will be a good episode. It will 100% happen soon.
@@ashleyromero5302yeah, he has a bum brain that has caused him some issues. I judged the crap out of him before I knew that. I got a lot of sympathy for the dude since I found out.
To still be debating the title is ridiculous. Long time followers know that Jordan was non-committal and was supposed to be co-hosting every other episode.
4:48 You guys are talking about Killers of the Flower Moon and Jew stuff. Well the screenplay was written by Eric Roth who happens to be extremely Jewish, so guaranteed, that's where that came from.
😂 I used to be in some of those chanting groups . Nam myo ho renge kyo . Great people, It brought alo of positivity to my life...until it started getting real cultish. Now i just do it sometimes at home lol.
The part of the free will conversation that causes frustration is that those who do not believe in free will take the most pompous, condescending approach with this bizarre self-righteous explanation, which as its very core is nothing more than a philosophy. Looking into both sides and not really having a preference, the human race has barely scratched the surface of understanding how the human mind even transmits data through synaptic connections, so all of the jargon around free will purely one theory against another.
Jordan you have all this "knowledge" on how life works....yet your still depressed and takin kpins. Ive been there. Logicing your way thru life wont work.
In March 2022, when Shane Gillis performed in Edmonton, there was an audience member whose appearance looked uncanny to Ian. From the moustache to the hat. The wild thing is, the guy did not know who Ian was. When I first spotted him that night, I wholeheartedly believed Ian was in Edmonton at a Shane Gillis show. My whole point is: Ian has to come up here sometime to perform and visit his legitimate twin.
So glad TJ pointed out Jordan's fallacy! Her and Kyle clung to Sam Harris' belief and called it fact and then said they didn't believe in fate/determinism 😂 I believe we have free will in our choices, and some people execute their free will more than others, but yes our experiences beyond our control have informed our decisions and will continue to, but we have the choice on the micro.
Scarf bit is legendary, the comics hate The Laugh Factory for recording them and posting it without their consent. But I've found so many of my favorite comics from their laugh factory clips. Bit is called "Proceeding Hairline" on their youtube.
I think the fact that we do or don't question whether or not we have free whether or not we have free will suggests that we do. Love watching the interactions of Ian and Jordan's very cool friendship
TJ Miller is the glue that made Silicon Valley good, the funny relief in Cloverfield and Deadpool. He was great in Our Idiot Brother and She's Out of my League, two underrated movies. He is also a part of one of the funniest Legion of Skanks stories when Harrington unplugged his pinball machine. I love the dude and I'm glad you two mongs had him on!
Jordan, you don't need a god or any being 'knowing' what destiny is for determinism to exist. You're losing on the semantics of it. You do believe in determinism and the argument for it is the exact one you make for why you don't believe in free-will. Just because we aren't currently (and maybe never) able to know all the variables and do the calculations, a rational non-supernatural universe (which you and i both believe we live in) is by definition deterministic. Choice is an illusion but the nature of our consciousness builds that illusion in. We cannot escape it and only by achieving some sort of sentience without consciousness would it even be possible. If you "choose" to believe or not isn't up to you and was likely decided at the moment of the Big Bang (or sooner, if events occurred before this current existence of time).
01:10:00 what I would tell Jordan "It's like a Roast..you know when the heat is too much, you know when to back off, you know when it's ready to pull...it just comes out of inspiration"
Another great one! "Laconic" refers to the city of Laconia, the capitol city of the Spartans; famed for their economy of words. Sort of vlike Jordan when Ian is on one...
Ian, you keep getting caught up with the illusion of choice. Choice exists, but not how you or others understand it. It exists as an expression identifying certain experiences, not as a word identifying some power to act outside all the fores compelling you. There is no humunculus or second way of being sorting through your life. Thinking there is, is still a matter-in-motion process. The easiest way to think about free will is that we are simply passive narrators. But here's the thing: there being no free will doesn't nessesitate anything. It doesn't mean you will have an existential crisis or that your life will fall apart. It doesnt even mean you won't talk or act as if there is free will. The universe will continue on, regardless of how you see it.
It's sooo odd how I'm not connecting with TJ Miller. I can't follow him; my attention wanders away when he speaks (it feels like he talks for ages about nothing), and I don't find him funny at all. He sure is a cool dude, we just exist in different realms I guess. Peace
1:10:32 I side with Jordan on this whole discussion. Just because you've been driven around your whole life up to a certain point by your parents doesn't mean that when you drive by yourself as an adult, it's all just magically predetermined when you're the sole person behind the wheel deciding where to go.
Collapsable helmet sounds like some Temu shit that will collapse your skull in a wreck. You might as well duct tape some cardboard together. At least you can get your brain soup in one place when it doesnt work.
"i don't talk about net worth in basements" -TJ Miller 🤣
TJ Miller gave me handfuls of weed at the American Comedy club, and all I had was my hoodie pocket. Walking around San Diego with a kangaroo pouch full of weed from TJ was the best ending possible after his killer set
PS - TJ makes thee best peanut butter!!!
Im genuinely taking notes from TJ's ability to wrangle extremely attention deficit alley cats into some semblance of a cohesive conversation. I love y'all
I saw Jordan on my birthday last year at a comedy club and I’m so glad I did she’s so freaking hilarious the best that night and one of the only remake comic I love ❤❤
I used to live in Finland and clapped at the Finnish interpretation. Good job!
Yes it was spot on! We Finns are as unhappy as we sound😂
Got to love the comedian philosophers
Ian, make sure you tip whoever spray painted your jeans on to your body. 😂😂
TJ gotta come back on Redbar.
Does anybody know how to find TJ's baguette joke that jordan was talking about? 😅
Yes
25:53 Eagles had won the superbowl a few years before. T.J. is lying or the old lady is lying, assuming the story is real.
😂😂😂😂
Didn't talk about his special at the shining hotel?
When did tj miller become steveo?
tj had me when he said “whether there is free will or not, why waste our time talking about it”🙌🏻
Seriously
This.
Being able to acknowledge it has a certain value, but that's about it. The way Jordan is using it is just selective nihilism. There's no real justification for when it matters and when it doesn't.
it's only a waste of time if you find no meaning or value in discussing or trying to understand it. so it's not a waste of time for anyone who does find that value. your subjective laziness is not an objective truth about the value of it, though.
Yes thank you, agreed :) it's like toddlers talking about how they think a jet engine might work
Love you 2 !!!! For the love of god why hasn't Jordan been on are you garbage yet!?! She needs her episode then Ian and Jordan should go on there together and get asked AYG questions about their friendship. Thanks for the nonstop laughs! You two are great slingers of dopamine 👏🏼
I believe they tried and she no showed or was so late they couldn't do it. I'm also not 100% solid on that memory lol
@@andrestein6022that God damn ex
Nice try, Ian.
I think it's because we all know what the outcome will be. We don't need a pod to confirm she's garbage 😂
Nahh but that will be a good episode. It will 100% happen soon.
Because The second she would walk in they would just say yes and that's the episode
Tj is the perfect example of "Is this a Californian accent or a benzo addiction?"
Yes!
Or a life changing brain injury
Na dawg, that's Colorado all the way. Dude is from Denver. They're all like that lol. Microdosed on mushrooms and 150 mgs deep on edibles lmao 🤣
@@ashleyromero5302yeah, he has a bum brain that has caused him some issues. I judged the crap out of him before I knew that. I got a lot of sympathy for the dude since I found out.
Omg 😂
TJ has nice couch presence
TJ manages the chaos so well! 10/10 guest!!! And Ian's calmer, more mature twin. Older by 22 minutes they say!
Ian is like a truck driver who hasn't purchased the truck part
Agreed. Fred Eaglesmith’s “Trucker Speed” without the truck.
Did anybody else see that ghost at 46:49👻👻👻🙀
Watching you guys helps my mental state... Thank you for letting me feel like maybe im not totally alone ... Laughs heal hearts, love you all
Well you are alone. So get over it.
Well poop on you@@DerekOfRivia
Love how she demonized weed so hard on RAP but she pops pills every day 😂 yea ur fine 😂
To still be debating the title is ridiculous. Long time followers know that Jordan was non-committal and was supposed to be co-hosting every other episode.
Shofar Shogood
👏👏👏
TJs title of Emotional Hoardin' with Jordan is a pretty good title to a pod, or even a special 😂.
Episodes where the guest cracks up Jordan are the best
Wow I did not expect to learn about stoicism in this episode but I’m definitely here for it
4:48 You guys are talking about Killers of the Flower Moon and Jew stuff. Well the screenplay was written by Eric Roth who happens to be extremely Jewish, so guaranteed, that's where that came from.
Was listeining while working and had no idea which raspy lesbian was tallking at any time.
This podcast has devolved into an argument about free will with a random guest every episode
IAN, i am 38 and have down syndrome. TG MILER IS MY FAVORiTE FROM YOGI BEAR D3 MOVIE
You can’t keep getting away with this
I'm so happy to be seeing jordan on more podcasts recently!
Fuck yeah TJ! He gave me a white claw after i told a story on Boyscast at Skankfest and gave him a joint. Fuckin great hilarious dude, great ep
Uncle Ian and TJ Miller is what I always needed but never knew I wanted
Don’t call him uncle you f######< weirdo!! 😂 just stop
*are
Never heard of liquid death and the whole time I’m thinking is a beer of some kind 🤣🤣🤣 never would’ve thought it was water
'I don't talk about net worth in basements.' 😂😂
I Love these two and add TJ Miller this was wonderful. I laughed so hard at work someone asked if I was alright 😂🤭😘
you three literally were better than any movie or reality tv show that has been released recently!! Absolutely dead laughing!!!
Ian forgetting it's called " praise kink " and calling it every other synonym is so funny.
*kudos fetish
Best pod ever. You guys are the best. East coast gives no fucks and I love it
Isn’t TJ Miller the guy who called the fake bomb threat on the train?
😂 I used to be in some of those chanting groups . Nam myo ho renge kyo . Great people, It brought alo of positivity to my life...until it started getting real cultish. Now i just do it sometimes at home lol.
The part of the free will conversation that causes frustration is that those who do not believe in free will take the most pompous, condescending approach with this bizarre self-righteous explanation, which as its very core is nothing more than a philosophy. Looking into both sides and not really having a preference, the human race has barely scratched the surface of understanding how the human mind even transmits data through synaptic connections, so all of the jargon around free will purely one theory against another.
Jordan you have all this "knowledge" on how life works....yet your still depressed and takin kpins. Ive been there. Logicing your way thru life wont work.
Logicing? Bleh....
I'm starting to dig these silly goose times that get serious philosophy towards the end. TJ is always a delight!
You guys need to have Duncan Trussell as a guest.
YES!!! I couldn’t agree more - Say it w/ me Dun- CAN Duncan DUNCAN!! 😂
TJ: Is it drug ENOUGH for U guys!!!
Jordan: I need LOVE!!!!
#LLCoolJ80sSong😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
#AaaawwwJordan😊
In March 2022, when Shane Gillis performed in Edmonton, there was an audience member whose appearance looked uncanny to Ian. From the moustache to the hat. The wild thing is, the guy did not know who Ian was. When I first spotted him that night, I wholeheartedly believed Ian was in Edmonton at a Shane Gillis show.
My whole point is: Ian has to come up here sometime to perform and visit his legitimate twin.
I'm just sad for myself to learn that Shane was in Edmonton and I missed him.
Please come to Edmonton, Ian!!
He has a lot of twins
Hey I seen shane that weekend as well!
best intro in the game baby boy
If Jordan wore glasses and talked more about philosophy she could be hot.
So glad TJ pointed out Jordan's fallacy! Her and Kyle clung to Sam Harris' belief and called it fact and then said they didn't believe in fate/determinism 😂 I believe we have free will in our choices, and some people execute their free will more than others, but yes our experiences beyond our control have informed our decisions and will continue to, but we have the choice on the micro.
two things: 1. epicurus is an epicurean not a fucking stoic, he hated them. 2. laconic means spartan, minimalist, understated, austere.
tj miller is a great guest, and just as nuts as you guys are. blowing horns, tasers, taxidermy mouse corpses....i'm all in!
the irony of TJ critiquing people's ability to listen...
I watched the whole thing just for T.J. to try to sell me food. Well played.
06:56 is a real moment for Ian. Some real emotion there.
Scarf bit is legendary, the comics hate The Laugh Factory for recording them and posting it without their consent. But I've found so many of my favorite comics from their laugh factory clips. Bit is called "Proceeding Hairline" on their youtube.
Yeah, have you seen the Michael Richards one? That's onr of my favourite bits.
On the free will topic TWO THINGS CAN BE TRUE
I thought Jordan was Ian's friend that's disgusting what she said!
Thanks for having a short intro and ads ! Sincerely, everyone
I think the fact that we do or don't question whether or not we have free whether or not we have free will suggests that we do. Love watching the interactions of Ian and Jordan's very cool friendship
When Jordan brought up “shin pain”… I felt that
I think that custard story is the worst story I’ve ever heard
I had a similar experience asking for ice cream at a custard shop, only instead of simply leaving, I was beaten by my stepfather.
TJ Miller is the glue that made Silicon Valley good, the funny relief in Cloverfield and Deadpool. He was great in Our Idiot Brother and She's Out of my League, two underrated movies. He is also a part of one of the funniest Legion of Skanks stories when Harrington unplugged his pinball machine.
I love the dude and I'm glad you two mongs had him on!
Tj is my favorite in every movie I’ve seen him in 😂😂his humor type of humor is my type of humor 😂
jordan needs to read her determinism doctrine, because she wrong
21:47 So interesting. Nice to hear him say it felt self agrandizing. Then Kansas city, a guy died, dog was there. Crackle crackle
Jordan, you don't need a god or any being 'knowing' what destiny is for determinism to exist. You're losing on the semantics of it. You do believe in determinism and the argument for it is the exact one you make for why you don't believe in free-will. Just because we aren't currently (and maybe never) able to know all the variables and do the calculations, a rational non-supernatural universe (which you and i both believe we live in) is by definition deterministic. Choice is an illusion but the nature of our consciousness builds that illusion in. We cannot escape it and only by achieving some sort of sentience without consciousness would it even be possible. If you "choose" to believe or not isn't up to you and was likely decided at the moment of the Big Bang (or sooner, if events occurred before this current existence of time).
I absolutely adore all 3 of you guys! Great ep Ian & Jordan. ❤ Thank you!
Damn, Jordan is so beautiful. ❤
TJ's hilarious!
ITS NAM YO HO REN GEY KYO. i was raised by my parents with that
“They are …. During the winter, anywho” lmfaooooo
Watching, thinking wow i'm 35 min in and what a chill Ep, then minute 36, straight into an over the guardrail. Everything is good. So Zen.
Ian not being able to think of the term "Praise Kink"😅 "Kudos Fetish" is what I'll tell people I have from now on lmao
oh man lol , jordan seems to not rly vibe with TJ which i totally get tbh- when he’s like “its me huh?.…” 😂
What a great episode of TJ HOOKIN’ with Jordan Bein’… Ian?
01:10:00 what I would tell Jordan "It's like a Roast..you know when the heat is too much, you know when to back off, you know when it's ready to pull...it just comes out of inspiration"
Nikki Glazer doesnt believe we have free will either. Heard her talking about it on a podcast.
I listen to too many political/philosophical debates to take Ian's rationale on anything seriously. Luckily he's a comedian and is very good at it
Another great one! "Laconic" refers to the city of Laconia, the capitol city of the Spartans; famed for their economy of words. Sort of vlike Jordan when Ian is on one...
Jordan is such a badass!! Love the podcast
8 is actually alot of comedians for a country to enjoy . we enjoy 3 tops at one time. really just 1 at a time
Jordans crazy voice sounds like my friend, inside my head.
Ian, you keep getting caught up with the illusion of choice. Choice exists, but not how you or others understand it. It exists as an expression identifying certain experiences, not as a word identifying some power to act outside all the fores compelling you. There is no humunculus or second way of being sorting through your life. Thinking there is, is still a matter-in-motion process. The easiest way to think about free will is that we are simply passive narrators. But here's the thing: there being no free will doesn't nessesitate anything. It doesn't mean you will have an existential crisis or that your life will fall apart. It doesnt even mean you won't talk or act as if there is free will. The universe will continue on, regardless of how you see it.
Praise kink praise kink
I think it would be so silly to expect to live a life without suffering
It's sooo odd how I'm not connecting with TJ Miller. I can't follow him; my attention wanders away when he speaks (it feels like he talks for ages about nothing), and I don't find him funny at all. He sure is a cool dude, we just exist in different realms I guess. Peace
1:10:32 I side with Jordan on this whole discussion. Just because you've been driven around your whole life up to a certain point by your parents doesn't mean that when you drive by yourself as an adult, it's all just magically predetermined when you're the sole person behind the wheel deciding where to go.
Wait, I want to know what happened in Minneapolis that you didn't like!? Ian better not of had a bad time in my city!!!
"BEIN IAN" with Jordon reads to me as a concept podcast followed by the name of the star(I thiink its a fine name). Actually they both are the stars
This is the matchup of energy i need! Havent watched yet but know its gotta be pure chaos !!!
where's the video of Ian falling on the cactus and homeless guy?!
It's really sad how dead inside Jordan is. I really hope she stops thinking men will fix the broken inside of her.
I love how JT instantly tried to create division between Ian and Jordan. Amazing how his brain works
The Eagles won a Super Bowl like 5 years ago………………. No sympathy for Philly fans.
Collapsable helmet sounds like some Temu shit that will collapse your skull in a wreck. You might as well duct tape some cardboard together. At least you can get your brain soup in one place when it doesnt work.
EVERCLEAR!!!!!