Just subbed to SUOTS, I didn't realise what it was in the million times yt recommended it to me, half way through the Ian ep with Josh Adam Myers, killer
He isn't what you want, but he's exactly what you need Instead of tucking you into a comfy little hole, Ian catapults you back to reality and that's what's really needed
We need to tagging are you garbage until they get her on. I'm gonna start tagging them on her instagram. Also would love to see her on mindful metal jacket with Joe list
Every fckn guest 😂😂😂 “What is this podcast” “This podcast is a mess” “This podcast is off the rails” “I don’t know what’s going on” I feel like this is how my brain works! I love this pod, the adhd level makes me feel comforted 😂😭😂😂❤
I'm so glad I watched Trash Tuesday with Jordan before this ep, having context for her break up and then seeing her reaction immediately after it happened is wild.
I was the guy who said ‘I’m a Jizzy Jensen” to Jordan. It was obvious she wasn’t aware. Just the thought of offending such an awesome person and comedian is rough. Jordan is absolutely hilarious, I HIGHLY recommend catching one of her shows live. Can’t wait to see one of Ian’s shows live. STAY AWESOME YOU TWO!
The Saga continues. The jerm episode of BiWj after Standup on the spot might be my fav ep of yalls. Keeping Jerm around for Rick Glassmans episode was legendary as well.
Ian and Jordan are the kind of friends that make you stand up for yourself. Jeremiah called them c suvkers 😂. Good episode. They brought Jordan around and as a fan that made me feel good.
Man I love this podcast; even with Jordan spiraling 😂🎉 thanks for another fun episode fellas. Get Jeremiah on again! Who knows what catastrophe will be happening while he comes on next time 😊
I love Jeremiah, he is legit the one of kindest and most caring guys in stand up. In an industry full of fake two faced fame climbers, it is refreshing to have someone that is just being themself and never changing their persona no matter what they do or what podcast they are on, he is always willing to play and do bits at the drop of a hat, he has a lot of improv skills on top of his stand up chops and will always lift up and make whoever he is on with look good never cuts anyone off and is always ALWAYS willing to make fun of himself and enhance any show and like Ari he has been going from LA to NY for years and has built relationships with so many comics, I definitely feel like he should be a lot more popular and known than he is, I say all this as a die hard LOS Gomite that primarily only watches Skankfest and gas digital comedians. Kill Tony was a podcast I use to love watching and it was only because of the original band w/ Jeremiah, Joelberg, and Chroma Chris and once they were no longer on it I just didn't actually enjoy the show anymore.
If ian loses a bet or has to get punished Jordan, put him in a "straight" jacket. Not being able to move his hands would drive him insane. Love you guys stay groovy.
I love this podcast so much. Every time Jeremiah is on it's so great. Scissor Bros and Jeremiah Wonders are the best. We love ya Jordan. Hope you're feeling better!
Jordan talking about Troy Bond is especially funny when you know she’s literally sharing a stage with him at Sunshine Comedy Fest 😂 can’t wait to see y’all there!!!
I couldn't be happier to get home early from my night shift & get to watch the new episode all comfy in my bed 😊 I love you guys ❤ It's always a pleasure to see Jeremiah 🦒🙆🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️✂️🙆🏻♀️✂️🙅🏻♀️🦒 #ScissorBros #ScissorSiblings & I can't wait to see Jordan (& hopefully Ian) on Stand Up on the Spot! You're all my kind of people & I wish I could be friends with y'all, especially Ian! Ian, you're a very special person, don't ever change 🤘🥰🤘
P.s. I can't believe Jordan brought up Grease! I JUST watched it this weekend, BECAUSE, I found a penny at work & everytime I find a penny, I say Jan's line in the movie, "See a penny pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck!" So, I HAD to watch it & it's always such a feel good movie! I hate musicals, but Grease is in my top 10 all time favorite movies👌 I hope Jordan feels better! It's been a long time since I felt heartbreak 💔 but I understand how she's feeling. I hope she finds a man who can give her the love she wants & deserves 🥰
IAN!!! Your the best bromo. I grew up in Delaware and worked 10 years in Wilmington. I still curently live in Delaware and you are by far...the best Comidian/celebrity out of the 302 (through and through) far better than Aubrey and Joe hole. I'm a big fan. Don't ever change
Yay! The three of you are back!! At some point I hope you reunite with Rick. Sung along with you guys on a long drive home. Lol All the random songs that came up. Loved it
I am dying. The part when Jeremiah says "This podcast is a nightmare" and Ian genuinely laughs then immediately yells at Jer and says "What do you wanna talk about then, dickhead?" 💀
It was so good meeting you at Zanies, Jordan! Yay to the Rat King little guy making it on the pod 🥹Sending you all love and positive vibes as I’m also going through similar heartache and depression. This pod definitely helps me keep going. Looking forward to seeing guys in February 🖤✨
Ian, you're too good for us. You spaz at the smallest thing but react with calm when someone slaps yo shit! When a normal spaz would RAGE. What im trying to say is, i wish my dead dad had learned the latter. Love you!
Goddamn I haven't laughed this hard in a while, and that's crazy considering how much comedy I've been watching, lmao. And that burn by Jeremiah at 34:08 really hit home to me, lmfao. I appreciate it though
I didn’t spit in Jordan’s mouth this episode, but she did spit in my heart. I’m here for ya buddy!!
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That spit episode was epic! Long time fan here, stay hilarious brotha! Also, your work ethic is inspirational.
Just subbed to SUOTS, I didn't realise what it was in the million times yt recommended it to me, half way through the Ian ep with Josh Adam Myers, killer
Ya hair looks very nice
I have so much rage deep in my heart for you @JeremiahWHATkins but for real it’s phenomenal.
Thanks for cheering up Jordan.
I’ve been rewatching the grim adventures of billy and Mandy again recently and the parallels are just uncanny.
Holy shit you're right lol
Which frequent guest would be Grim tho
@@smokedoutpositivesquad1738I wanted to think of someone else, but Grim is definitely Derosa
@@noahm.7850 holy shit I hope they stage this
@noahm.7850 now I want to hear Derosa's best Jamaican accent 😆
It's wild watching Jordan being carefully rebuilt from the ground up by two friends. Here for it.
Hearing Jeremiah slowly start swearing more as time goes on is such a treat
It's Friken crazy, right?
20 minutes in and I forgot he was on....
What the frick ?
Jeremiah has had zero experience in life and it is visible hahaha
"i'm a woman despite my pants" jordan is literally my most favorite thing i've ever found on the internet
We love you Jordan, hope you feel better ❤
Knowing Jordan, she'll just keep doing Jordan keep doing Jordan keep doing Jordan...
I fu*kin CRIED at the end - like actually cried laughing at Ian spending that much on the two ladies
ian has to be the first and last person id want comforting me in a breakup
also The Weight is a fantastic song
He isn't what you want, but he's exactly what you need
Instead of tucking you into a comfy little hole, Ian catapults you back to reality and that's what's really needed
Yea... but he's tryin. That's nice.
Lol wtf mate
@BeinIanPod, why no shofar this episode? Maybe that's why Jordan was so down.😂
Jordan you’re killing it lately! Can’t wait to see you on Are You Garbage. Good to see Jerry back ✂️
We need to tagging are you garbage until they get her on. I'm gonna start tagging them on her instagram.
Also would love to see her on mindful metal jacket with Joe list
Spoiler: shes def garbage.
Why is this the best trio
Dude, the last one with Jordan's apology spiral was hilarious
Jeremiah is the perfect balance between Jordan's melancholic darkness and Ian's chaotic light
Agreed
Agreed. Only rivaled by Sam Tallent.
Every fckn guest 😂😂😂
“What is this podcast”
“This podcast is a mess”
“This podcast is off the rails”
“I don’t know what’s going on”
I feel like this is how my brain works! I love this pod, the adhd level makes me feel comforted 😂😭😂😂❤
I hope you guys know how much absolute JOY you bring to other people who are also struggling.
Jeremiah is secret service level of Comedy. Guy can literally riff with any peers or strangers!
Even when one of the podcast hosts is down bad after a breakup, the laughs per minute exceed every other pod out there - LFG!!
I'm so glad I watched Trash Tuesday with Jordan before this ep, having context for her break up and then seeing her reaction immediately after it happened is wild.
I was the guy who said ‘I’m a Jizzy Jensen” to Jordan. It was obvious she wasn’t aware. Just the thought of offending such an awesome person and comedian is rough. Jordan is absolutely hilarious, I HIGHLY recommend catching one of her shows live. Can’t wait to see one of Ian’s shows live. STAY AWESOME YOU TWO!
Jeremiah is always class on the podcast at matching the energy
The Saga continues. The jerm episode of BiWj after Standup on the spot might be my fav ep of yalls. Keeping Jerm around for Rick Glassmans episode was legendary as well.
I appreciate Jordan being the only person to just profess how crushed she is after a breakup. I feel it! I’m right there with you, girl!
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LET'S GO BABY!!! These three are some of my favorite whites and the comedy synergy is undeniable 🎉
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WE LOVE YOU JORDAN JIZZY JENSON. And we love how papa fidance looks out for you❤ also Jeremiah is pretty okay sometimes;) thanks for the smiles guys
I respect Ian for putting Delta One on a payment plan. Big brain move for an experience.
Ian and Jordan are the kind of friends that make you stand up for yourself. Jeremiah called them c suvkers 😂. Good episode. They brought Jordan around and as a fan that made me feel good.
The Band is my favorite. Never felt more like both Ian and Jordan at the same time so much.
There were so many laugh out loud moments in this episode. Jeremiah + the goon loons is amazing every time.
i really feel for ians producer having to explain to ian how a microphone works
He’s the worst, here for Jordan ONLY.
Man I love this podcast; even with Jordan spiraling 😂🎉 thanks for another fun episode fellas. Get Jeremiah on again! Who knows what catastrophe will be happening while he comes on next time 😊
I’m new here past few week! You guys crack me up. Can tell you are genuine good people.
Back again from Jordan's redemption on Stand Up on the Spot! 11/10 job dude, you absolutely killed it
I love Jeremiah, he is legit the one of kindest and most caring guys in stand up. In an industry full of fake two faced fame climbers, it is refreshing to have someone that is just being themself and never changing their persona no matter what they do or what podcast they are on, he is always willing to play and do bits at the drop of a hat, he has a lot of improv skills on top of his stand up chops and will always lift up and make whoever he is on with look good never cuts anyone off and is always ALWAYS willing to make fun of himself and enhance any show and like Ari he has been going from LA to NY for years and has built relationships with so many comics, I definitely feel like he should be a lot more popular and known than he is, I say all this as a die hard LOS Gomite that primarily only watches Skankfest and gas digital comedians. Kill Tony was a podcast I use to love watching and it was only because of the original band w/ Jeremiah, Joelberg, and Chroma Chris and once they were no longer on it I just didn't actually enjoy the show anymore.
This and Lemon Party and my new favorite things to watch
The way I screamed "TAKE A LOAD OFF, FANNY!" at the screen
I ship Ian and Jordan SO HARD. I’m manifesting this ❤
It's so CHAOTIC plz never change
If ian loses a bet or has to get punished Jordan, put him in a "straight" jacket. Not being able to move his hands would drive him insane. Love you guys stay groovy.
Ian and Jeremiah's laugh therapy seemed to work like a charm. Jordan will find her Kenickie one day!
This is my favorite podcast to watch you can’t turn away or you’ll miss something great
As a fellow Whorden at this time, I really needed this
WE LOVE YOU JORDAN ! KEEP YOUR HEAD UP !
Love love love this ep tho heart out to Jordan!😢❤
I love this podcast so much. Every time Jeremiah is on it's so great. Scissor Bros and Jeremiah Wonders are the best.
We love ya Jordan. Hope you're feeling better!
Jokey Jordan with Ian is my favorite pod.
Scissor bros ✂️🤘
Hilarious as always!
Everytime Jared comes to New York, he needs to come on here! He's one of the best guests on this show!
This is the only real podcast out there. I love you guys
25 minutes in lmaoooo it’s so unhinged and understandably hilarious
I mean if Ian and Jordan got together the world would explode.
Every time Jeremiah is on, y’all are GOLD!
I've really become a huge fan of your show Jordan! Plus your sidekick Ian makes me giggle.
Bein' Jordan with Ian Let's gooo!
I’ve never loved a podcast more. Totally Unhinged lol
I love comedy podcasts. It's all I listen to. And this one has easily shot up to one of my favorites alongside Tigerbelly and TYSO and YMH
This pod, Tuesdays with Stories, TYSO, Scissor Bros and Bad Friends have seemed to rise to the top for me
Jordan talking about Troy Bond is especially funny when you know she’s literally sharing a stage with him at Sunshine Comedy Fest 😂 can’t wait to see y’all there!!!
This combo is great.. I enjoy it a very much every time.
This podcast is chaotic perfection
I couldn't be happier to get home early from my night shift & get to watch the new episode all comfy in my bed 😊
I love you guys ❤ It's always a pleasure to see Jeremiah 🦒🙆🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️✂️🙆🏻♀️✂️🙅🏻♀️🦒 #ScissorBros #ScissorSiblings & I can't wait to see Jordan (& hopefully Ian) on Stand Up on the Spot!
You're all my kind of people & I wish I could be friends with y'all, especially Ian!
Ian, you're a very special person, don't ever change 🤘🥰🤘
P.s. I can't believe Jordan brought up Grease! I JUST watched it this weekend, BECAUSE, I found a penny at work & everytime I find a penny, I say Jan's line in the movie, "See a penny pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck!"
So, I HAD to watch it & it's always such a feel good movie! I hate musicals, but Grease is in my top 10 all time favorite movies👌
I hope Jordan feels better! It's been a long time since I felt heartbreak 💔 but I understand how she's feeling. I hope she finds a man who can give her the love she wants & deserves 🥰
"THIS IS THE BEST HAIRCUT I"VE HAD IN MY LIFE YOU IDIOT" JW
Im emotionally and physically drained when I watch this podcast
"I loved Gerald! He was my best friend the whole time" made my heart smile
This podcast brings me so much joy.
I love you forever Jordan!
insane energy this episode. love it
Emotionally annihilated+completely disassociated Jordan is 2nd best Jordan.
The best guest episodes have Jeremiah on ❤️🔥
It has been a while and i still like the intro song. Its a good song.
Hope you feel better soon Jordan! I know exactly how you feel, been there before. Please come to St Louis soon!
IAN!!! Your the best bromo. I grew up in Delaware and worked 10 years in Wilmington. I still curently live in Delaware and you are by far...the best Comidian/celebrity out of the 302 (through and through) far better than Aubrey and Joe hole. I'm a big fan. Don't ever change
awwww get well soon Jordan, there are better guys out there.
John Travolta Dracula is the best thing I've ever seen 😂
Unanimous positivity about this haircut 😂😂😂😂😂 love my scissor brother 😂
Hope you feel better soon Jordan! Love the pod!
Ian trying to remember how The Weight goes is so relatable.
The fight was Epic!
“Terminally ill now” 😂
The Mambo Number 5 bit has me deadddddd dude🤣
If you guys have on knocked loose that would be legendary and also you both would be a dream duo to mosh with ❤
I sing the opening song SO loud , every time.
It changes time signatures like 14 times and I hate it
I wish there was a 4 minute version, but that would give Ian too much of an ego kick
Sending love Jordan! My fave part of this pod 😈 🖤
ian only financed his flight because he thought he was checking a box that said "fidance"
Here we go! Best podcast out there!
Yay! The three of you are back!! At some point I hope you reunite with Rick. Sung along with you guys on a long drive home. Lol All the random songs that came up. Loved it
This might be the most chaotic podcast since Andy Dick was on TigerBelly. Love it
LOL nothing can top that chaotic mess of an episode!
Jeremiah bringin' that positive scissor energy in Jordan's time of need.
10 Scissors for Jordan!
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#1 chaotic duo, love you guys! 😂
Oh !!! Thank you! I work doubles all week and only halway through but seeing this made a one happy dude!!! Scissors ✂️ bros unite!!
I am dying. The part when Jeremiah says "This podcast is a nightmare" and Ian genuinely laughs then immediately yells at Jer and says "What do you wanna talk about then, dickhead?" 💀
"Travolta's a COOL ASS name, like Dracula!!!"😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
How could he put that “Devine” candle on the shelf behind him? He has knocked everything off that shelf multiple times 😂
This is the perfect trio
Watching Jeremiah try to end it the last like 5 minutes made me happy.
It was so good meeting you at Zanies, Jordan! Yay to the Rat King little guy making it on the pod 🥹Sending you all love and positive vibes as I’m also going through similar heartache and depression. This pod definitely helps me keep going. Looking forward to seeing guys in February 🖤✨
I really love this podcast.
Glad hes back. Good job boys
Ian, you're too good for us. You spaz at the smallest thing but react with calm when someone slaps yo shit! When a normal spaz would RAGE. What im trying to say is, i wish my dead dad had learned the latter. Love you!
Ian looks soooooo good in a wife beater. I just can't take my eyes off of him ❤
Goddamn I haven't laughed this hard in a while, and that's crazy considering how much comedy I've been watching, lmao. And that burn by Jeremiah at 34:08 really hit home to me, lmfao. I appreciate it though
Jordan with the trampled by turtles reference really got me 🥲
Ian is such a sweet best friend 🧁
Oh man I feel you Jordan, being a tough straight broad with anxious attachment too. If I could share my experience, I would.
Jordan’s sweet voice saying “hatebreed” ❤