Baking A Cake For A Rat That I Found!

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  • Опубліковано 30 гру 2019
  • Join me as I set out to bake a wild rat the perfect cake! This adventure sponsored by Lifesum: Download Lifesum for free bit.ly/2Y046M3 and if you love the app and wanna go premium; get 30% off your 12 months subscription at www.lifesum.com/redeem/garrett30
    I am a bad cook and I know absolutely nothing of baking, but there is a hungry stray rat in my backyard that deserves a treat! Because just like humans, weird little animals deserve treats from time to time too! So join me as I set out on a mission to bake him the perfect cake! A mission that becomes way more of an adventure than I anticipated!
    Thanks to Shan Dodd and Chris Melberger!
    Shan: shandude?igshid...
    Chris: chrismelberger?...
    If you're reading this I love you and thank you for watching the things I make.
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  • @saarnilaaksonen6295
    @saarnilaaksonen6295 4 роки тому +2320

    productivity is a fabricated construct, if making a rat some rat cake makes you happy, then feed that gorgeous critter

  • @GarrettWatts
    @GarrettWatts  4 роки тому +2772

    Yall's comments so far are making me roll with laughter and are also warming may heart. BIG-LOVE TO ALL YALL AND WE GONNA ROCK 2020 SO HARD.

    • @suze7751
      @suze7751 4 роки тому +15

      Garrett Watts HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 🥳🥳

    • @raechelstringer4412
      @raechelstringer4412 4 роки тому +20

      Garrett Watts the best way to start 2020 is with one of your videos. You are treasure.

    • @laurenbrennan5194
      @laurenbrennan5194 4 роки тому +3

      Happy new year

    • @friskychan
      @friskychan 4 роки тому +8

      YOU HAD ME DYINGGGGGGGGGGG, BTW i love ya garrett !!!!!!!!!

    • @sullychicky
      @sullychicky 4 роки тому +8

      they are like jenna and julian but with more crazy animals

  • @charlie_grayson
    @charlie_grayson 3 роки тому +1562

    “Someone help me...with everything” Jesus Christ, I felt that

    • @user-uo2ho6xp9f
      @user-uo2ho6xp9f 3 роки тому +9

      This whole video is just “I felt that”

    • @potato3551
      @potato3551 3 роки тому +5

      Mood

    • @mew9243
      @mew9243 3 роки тому +1

      shin-aeeeeee

    • @Sophie-nm7fy
      @Sophie-nm7fy 3 роки тому +1

      What is the flag/ colors behind you and what do they stand for? I just don’t recognize it and I’m curious 🙂

    • @charlie_grayson
      @charlie_grayson 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sophie-nm7fy it’s the non-binary flag!

  • @alwaysarmy502
    @alwaysarmy502 3 роки тому +436

    Rats literally eat garbage usually, those tweeters need to CHILL

    • @gracejordan2333
      @gracejordan2333 3 роки тому +34

      i mean yeah wild rats are probably better suited to eat anything and everything. but the tweeters weren’t wrong. if you feed domesticated rats that stuff it can be very bad

    • @ca66agepatchk1d
      @ca66agepatchk1d 3 роки тому +18

      @@gracejordan2333 as an owner of rats I can confirm, but even then wild rats can't have an assortment of food items :)

    • @alinahernandez6601
      @alinahernandez6601 3 роки тому +15

      Fr tho a rat ate my book... *MY FUCKING BOOK*

    • @nancyharvey6714
      @nancyharvey6714 2 роки тому

      Us Armys are everywhere💜

    • @macdawg9879
      @macdawg9879 2 роки тому +1

      @@alinahernandez6601 thank you for the laugh lmfaoo

  • @solargarden9917
    @solargarden9917 4 роки тому +3566

    This is a man that finds fun in literally every single thing he does. I aspire to be this type of man.

    • @jenniferthorne2964
      @jenniferthorne2964 3 роки тому +19

      He really does. I love Garrett

    • @ChrisSmith-bg1mt
      @ChrisSmith-bg1mt 3 роки тому +7

      Same but.
      Me: oh I see your problem... this is hard to say but...they hate you and want nothing to do with you Garrett. He's scared of microwaves
      Truly me: OMG OMG I LOVE YOU GARRETT!!!!!!!!! Wait a minute...I didn't know you swear!? Eh I swear... WOO GARRETT
      I love him so much btw not '"love love" tho. Garrett if you are reading this, I don't care your weird, you are an awesome child lol your the best

    • @TS-hx4qd
      @TS-hx4qd 3 роки тому +16

      As a woman. I, too, aspire to be this type of man.

    • @eianshungry
      @eianshungry 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @colir6437
      @colir6437 3 роки тому +1

      @@catherinemcdaniel1750 shanes not great

  • @isaac.swanser
    @isaac.swanser 4 роки тому +1136

    “she was trying to seduce me but jokes on her i’m big gay”

  • @dayna1998
    @dayna1998 3 роки тому +496

    i really love this security camera moment hahahaha, it's insane how there are so many wild animals stopped by garret's backyard in one to two nights hdsfbgkajbjfdg. xD it's like watching the funny comedy version of animal planet/natgeo wild ahahhaha

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  3 роки тому +179

      All my little backyard weirdos 🐀 🐜 🐈

    • @dayna1998
      @dayna1998 3 роки тому +52

      @@GarrettWatts your own private animal park. can't believe america is that wild xD ahahha i have never experienced that bfore. we only have scorpions, snakes, frogs and rats come and go. love you and your videos garrett! ;))

    • @xfrstx7223
      @xfrstx7223 3 роки тому +13

      Garrett Watts WE NEED A WHOLE CHANNEL FOR THESE LITTLE CRITTERS!

    • @novalol7503
      @novalol7503 Рік тому

      @@GarrettWatts have you named your tiny pet's son's🐁🐀🐭

  • @thetreebehindyou9474
    @thetreebehindyou9474 3 роки тому +343

    "A dead mouse! DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
    *touches the mouse"
    "Oh"
    I love it so much

  • @eliseb4185
    @eliseb4185 4 роки тому +9170

    Jeffree: look at my multi million castle.
    Garrett: heres rat cake!

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 4 роки тому +69

      I thought exactly the same thing! Garrett's video was recommended under Jeffree's

    • @rosan370
      @rosan370 4 роки тому +33

      Aha I thought the same 😂😂 I was watching Jeffree’s house tour and I got the notification for this video. 😂🥺this is y I love Garret

    • @eliseb4185
      @eliseb4185 4 роки тому +6

      Anja Beer me too! I love Garrett so much

    • @shannonbell7010
      @shannonbell7010 4 роки тому +4

      Poor Garrett ;-; Um Jerffree wanted him XD ....

    • @alisskumaye1609
      @alisskumaye1609 4 роки тому +7

      What’s tea sis? Shit, over it i literally though this and wAs gonna make a comment about it and noticed you already had!

  • @karlia8009
    @karlia8009 4 роки тому +2480

    "ohh she peed on me!.. That's okay! I pee too"
    I swear Garrett has the purest soul

    • @sherimorgan7107
      @sherimorgan7107 3 роки тому +23

      Such a sweet precious soul 💜💜

    • @nalalee
      @nalalee 3 роки тому +18

      Hufflepuff energy

    • @haivenm.6038
      @haivenm.6038 3 роки тому +1

      @@nalalee he is a hufflepuff right?? I am too and I was wondering the other day if he was😂

    • @nalalee
      @nalalee 3 роки тому

      @@haivenm.6038 Yeah, He is a Hufflepuff. It fits him. I'm a Ravenclaw but I have Hufflepuff tendencies.

    • @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo
      @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo Рік тому

      I'm a slytherin with hufflepuff tendencies:3

  • @kaelyn1474
    @kaelyn1474 3 роки тому +3261

    Ah I missed Garrett. We don’t need Shane, we need a Garrett.

  • @GLamoRousCooKie
    @GLamoRousCooKie 3 роки тому +422

    Most people who have rat infestation in their home: We need to hide all the food so the rats will move away
    Garrett: *baking a cake for a rat in my yard*

  • @ogga
    @ogga 4 роки тому +1495

    I'm honestly shocked by the amount and variety of animals that are walking through Garrett's backyard. there are so many animals in this video lol

    • @splash2849
      @splash2849 4 роки тому +37

      When u put a giant cake in a very accessible backyard I think all the animals in the neighborhood would show up-

    • @nicolehasting9995
      @nicolehasting9995 4 роки тому +11

      No kidding!!! It's slightly unsettling to see the amount of strange vermon

    • @alidavideo
      @alidavideo 4 роки тому +20

      When I first started feeding feral cats and didn't know any better, possums of all sizes and giant raccoons would come around to partake in the leftovers. I had never seen raccoons in my neighborhood prior to this. I think there is so much more wildlife around than we realize most of the time.

    • @emilymidkiff6619
      @emilymidkiff6619 4 роки тому +5

      Garrett is aurora, he attracts all the sweet animals of California

    • @fil0sofia
      @fil0sofia 4 роки тому +5

      It's cool to see them all in the same place like that. Makes me wanna put up a camera and some food outside of my apartment building! I've seen deer, foxes, an owl and traces of a badger right outside the door. And beavers not too far from my building, but they were in the water. :) You probably have more wild animals in your neighborhood than you'd think! :)

  • @caraf4901
    @caraf4901 4 роки тому +12634

    This is literally the most Garrett thing ever
    I can't complain one bit

    • @marianadicarlantonio4510
      @marianadicarlantonio4510 4 роки тому +7

      Ikr

    • @jessicaretzlaff7935
      @jessicaretzlaff7935 4 роки тому +45

      1000% if literally anyone else had done this I'd be like omg no what are you doing. but. in Garrett's case this is totally normal and its so wholesome.

    • @marianadicarlantonio4510
      @marianadicarlantonio4510 4 роки тому +6

      @@jessicaretzlaff7935 if I did this people would laugh and bully me so hard..I love memories oh wait that was only two weeks ago..no jk.

    • @shelbymckenzie7704
      @shelbymckenzie7704 4 роки тому +11

      If anyone else posted this I'd question their sanity. But I seen Garrett posted it and I was like "seems cool, seems cool."

    • @kelseylewis2958
      @kelseylewis2958 4 роки тому

      Haha it really is

  • @samara_w3273
    @samara_w3273 3 роки тому +2091

    pov: you're looking back at garrett's videos to take your mind off all the shane drama

    • @mothboy7044
      @mothboy7044 3 роки тому +18

      *y e a h*

    • @bruv3650
      @bruv3650 3 роки тому +14

      Haha........... Yeah

    • @asteria7403
      @asteria7403 3 роки тому +15

      hey dont expose me like that

    • @teratran8880
      @teratran8880 3 роки тому +2

      SAME!!

    • @kitchristopher7
      @kitchristopher7 3 роки тому +59

      Garret is literally the most innocent out of that whole group, and he’s not getting involved in the drama and he’s the only one i stan

  • @sandras2624
    @sandras2624 3 роки тому +97

    "i honestly don't think i've ever been more obsessed with another living creature, and upon holding that bunny i literally realized why people have children". i felt that in my heart, much because i'm feeling exactly this every time i am near a cat.

  • @melinagiannotti6405
    @melinagiannotti6405 4 роки тому +5081

    How is Garrett single? He’s literally the cutest, he would never break anyone’s heart

    • @BellaLovesYouu14
      @BellaLovesYouu14 4 роки тому +246

      Melina Gia He be ghosting people tbh

    • @loyael
      @loyael 4 роки тому +115

      Ye he's literally known for the opposite xD

    • @cam7135
      @cam7135 4 роки тому +211

      I think Shane mentioned that he has a tendency to ghost people

    • @FramesPerSecond
      @FramesPerSecond 4 роки тому +66

      He a ghost👻

    • @BrittanieW
      @BrittanieW 4 роки тому +136

      Tbh he probably likes being single sometimes cause in some instances, being in a relationship is restricting

  • @paityn6801
    @paityn6801 4 роки тому +2583

    Garrett: “Don’t look at my thighs!”
    Me: *Continues to stare at his thighs*
    Garrett: “ W H A T D I D I S A Y”

    • @venomghoul
      @venomghoul 4 роки тому +54

      Hey it just means he can have more baby animals on his lap

    • @brendda177
      @brendda177 4 роки тому

      Me

    • @tonya8469
      @tonya8469 4 роки тому

      Fish in a Dumpster 😂😂💀👏🏻

    • @millyvelasquez6707
      @millyvelasquez6707 4 роки тому +4

      Me:What??? I have no idea what you're talking about I wasn't looking at your thighs😐😂😂

    • @jules5187
      @jules5187 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @indiakambeitz4098
    @indiakambeitz4098 3 роки тому +150

    I don’t understand how Garrett is single, it makes zero sense

    • @bernadettemaae
      @bernadettemaae 3 роки тому +5

      RIGHT???

    • @rowen7665
      @rowen7665 3 роки тому +6

      i would literally die for garrett he is so sweet😊

  • @ositaiza888
    @ositaiza888 3 роки тому +157

    I sometimes hear that he's probably not motivated but judging off the editing alone,,, i can't imagine how much of the breaks between uploads are just him going through footage

  • @shanah9559
    @shanah9559 4 роки тому +2221

    "But jokes on you Brenda, because I'm big gay"

  • @xlanakeix
    @xlanakeix 4 роки тому +6508

    Garrett has that 'big golden retriever energy.'

  • @mango4981
    @mango4981 3 роки тому +138

    Garrett’s editing style seriously increases my heart rate to 6000 BPM

  • @RoyaleFlamingo
    @RoyaleFlamingo 3 роки тому +75

    Garrett: I need 0% of your protection!
    Me: Protect him anyways.

  • @kittkozy2677
    @kittkozy2677 4 роки тому +1936

    Sometimes I have a hard time believing that this man actually exists.

    • @lattenice9858
      @lattenice9858 4 роки тому +18

      You mean his purity?

    • @yeshuaischrist9951
      @yeshuaischrist9951 4 роки тому +3

      MAN? LOL HE'S NO MAN.

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 4 роки тому +15

      Mr. Chapo Martinez Ok chapo

    • @yamama2445
      @yamama2445 4 роки тому +9

      Shane should make a conspiracy about that

    • @kittkozy2677
      @kittkozy2677 4 роки тому +2

      @Princess of Fireflies maybe he's single because some people just can't see what an amazing person he is. He can be shy but he's a sweetie

  • @BambixLynn
    @BambixLynn 4 роки тому +1763

    Garrett saying “goodbye have a good day” to a dead, cremated rat, was wholesome to the full extent.
    Protect him.

  • @akirakhan15
    @akirakhan15 3 роки тому +236

    How wants Shane and Jeffree when you got GARRETT???!!!??

  • @jessepinkman9027
    @jessepinkman9027 3 роки тому +164

    i was just crying for 3 hours straight bc i hate every single thing about myself and this made me very happy

  • @sashamendelson876
    @sashamendelson876 4 роки тому +4453

    Shane: In 2019 releases a palette and series that takes the internet by storm
    Garrett: disappears for months and then reappears to bake a cake for a rat

    • @shania9528
      @shania9528 4 роки тому +216

      And somehow Garrett’s vid is more full of pure, chaotic joy 😂

    • @TheLillkill
      @TheLillkill 4 роки тому +78

      Garrett > Shane
      I love Shane and his palette tho, but Garrett 😌

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 4 роки тому +8

      @@joshspeed7794 Better.

    • @TheDailyDanny
      @TheDailyDanny 4 роки тому +6

      an icon 😂

    • @cuppscraps
      @cuppscraps 4 роки тому +15

      Both equally delightful

  • @ieatpandas8903
    @ieatpandas8903 4 роки тому +8703

    There should be a reality shows that’s just Garrett’s backyard critters.

    • @dstdog
      @dstdog 4 роки тому +34

      Agreed

    • @katlynnrobinson415
      @katlynnrobinson415 4 роки тому +13

      Omg yes 🥳💯👏❤❤😭😫

    • @iHorseMad
      @iHorseMad 4 роки тому +18

      Wait Garret plz do this

    • @Jaybirdie1226
      @Jaybirdie1226 4 роки тому +38

      There should just be a reality show about Garrett tbh

    • @ieatpandas8903
      @ieatpandas8903 4 роки тому +18

      Jaybirdie 1226 There is, it’s called HOARDERS. (Jk luv u garret)

  • @foldedchip4568
    @foldedchip4568 3 роки тому +83

    for effy’s introduction he should have said -soul went *spongebob leaving picture*

  • @bernadettemaae
    @bernadettemaae 3 роки тому +31

    *"i got egg on my nose"*
    *"ew!"*
    *"i could get salmaanallq!"*

  • @ika7403
    @ika7403 4 роки тому +2721

    Garret: *leaves*
    *A whole animal planet starts happening in his backyard*

    • @perrytheplatypus7308
      @perrytheplatypus7308 4 роки тому +8

      ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEEE

    • @elliethesmasher
      @elliethesmasher 4 роки тому

      erikaxlopez lmao

    • @gloomgirl
      @gloomgirl 4 роки тому +5

      Bake it and they will come...I laughed so much at the squirrel jumping in, and then the SKUNK loll-too funny-LOVE GARRETT

  • @amareedavis5119
    @amareedavis5119 4 роки тому +639

    "Jokes on you Brenda cause I'm big gay" That is literally the best sentence I've ever heard

  • @beckxbeckers7149
    @beckxbeckers7149 3 роки тому +11

    I need a mans that loves me the way Garrett loves rats

  • @jenna1sock7
    @jenna1sock7 4 роки тому +2111

    I LOVE HOW ALMOST EVERY ANIMAL ENDED UP IN HIS BACKYARD

  • @ComatoseCutiee
    @ComatoseCutiee 4 роки тому +830

    why does he lowkey dress like an archaeologist? I love this man.

  • @madisonharris
    @madisonharris 4 роки тому +785

    this was the live-action remake of over the hedge

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  4 роки тому +62

      AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @pinkiepie345
      @pinkiepie345 4 роки тому +6

      I’m crying 🤣😂 this is so true

    • @Sister_Crow
      @Sister_Crow 4 роки тому +2

      Yeess!! Lol

    • @ayleentorres8458
      @ayleentorres8458 4 роки тому +3

      Madison Harris 😭😭😭 UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @madisonharris
      @madisonharris 4 роки тому +2

      Garrett Watts um thank you for making my day I screamed when I saw that you commented 😤😤

  • @uxoricide0
    @uxoricide0 4 роки тому +7020

    garrett’s editing skills is so underrated

  • @alphamom8218
    @alphamom8218 4 роки тому +3012

    “I’ve got a theory that all cats are ghosts”
    LOLWUT

    • @lemonsmile2470
      @lemonsmile2470 4 роки тому +23

      I kinda see what he means tho

    • @ellw7830
      @ellw7830 4 роки тому +8

      ~ok~

    • @brendda177
      @brendda177 4 роки тому +1

      Me

    • @unicornsnursery1478
      @unicornsnursery1478 4 роки тому

      @the pink wolf panda It is not that deep you know it is just supposed to be funny.😒😑

    • @naomia4684
      @naomia4684 4 роки тому +1

      Alpha Mom my friend has a theory that all cats are green on the inside

  • @jess.s704
    @jess.s704 4 роки тому +2617

    Just went from Jeffree Star’s house tour to Garrett. Very different vibe and I’m loving it

  • @stephaniebrier9117
    @stephaniebrier9117 4 роки тому +470

    "I spent almost my entire life as a single third wheel to virtually every couple that I know" I felt that.

  • @SierraGump022
    @SierraGump022 4 роки тому +707

    This video was basically:
    chaotic energy
    *inserts 8 seconds of calm because he acknowledged his bat shit crazy*
    chaotic energy

    • @CosmicG-Spot
      @CosmicG-Spot 4 роки тому +6

      If Garrett watts is anything it is chaotic good energy. He is our chaotic good. Like...literally.

  • @emilyvaitkevicius1934
    @emilyvaitkevicius1934 4 роки тому +963

    "Eggs rise when they are in hot"

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  4 роки тому +129

      FACTS

    • @squidgirl3792
      @squidgirl3792 4 роки тому +9

      @@GarrettWatts *0* o h

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 4 роки тому +5

      Garrett Watts I SMELL 🧢

    • @literallyk_m_s
      @literallyk_m_s 4 роки тому +5

      @@GarrettWatts me: I got bit by a rat......
      Also me:I LoVe RaTs

    • @chrjsta4899
      @chrjsta4899 4 роки тому +2

      @@GarrettWatts I need context on the next video, prepare me good lord

  • @nathancox6285
    @nathancox6285 4 роки тому +416

    This was the best 30 minutes i've spent so far this year. See you again in April Garrett x

    • @arinaeye
      @arinaeye 4 роки тому

      Nathan Cox loooooool

  • @thewackyaction
    @thewackyaction 4 роки тому +241

    I feel like Garrett is an underrated UA-camr. No one else can make a half-hour long video about something so simplistically nonsensical such as baking a cake for a rat, spending $70+ on ingredients, a plane ticket, a severely broken Prius, chaotic editing and make so emotionally invested.

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  4 роки тому +39

      Blessed 💕🐀🕺🏼

    • @amandawhite1717
      @amandawhite1717 28 днів тому +1

      & i luv that his videos feel like an hour at least. lol am I the only one??

  • @piinkmen
    @piinkmen 4 роки тому +2600

    Conspiracy: it was the rats bday and he just invited his friends.

  • @angelicnic777
    @angelicnic777 4 роки тому +406

    "If you're eating my rat I promise I'll call the federal police"
    MAN GARRETT DO MORE OF THESE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @vw4505
    @vw4505 4 роки тому +770

    Why can’t straight men be adorable like this

    • @xsuns7508
      @xsuns7508 4 роки тому +6

      This is really sad 😂

    • @xsuns7508
      @xsuns7508 4 роки тому +23

      When men act like this they are portrayed as "childlish" or "crazy" but i just call them "rare"

    • @xsuns7508
      @xsuns7508 4 роки тому +3

      @@chalk5211 "yep" "lol"

    • @ksfishchannel
      @ksfishchannel 4 роки тому +1

      I've asked myself this same question

    • @vw4505
      @vw4505 4 роки тому +1

      This got so much attention, and I stand by it 😂

  • @squtnik
    @squtnik 4 роки тому +590

    "Don't look at my thighs, I'm gonna stand up."
    I'm sorry but that's a "ME" moment

  • @LeafyBoy155
    @LeafyBoy155 4 роки тому +1598

    Rats: *probably are infested with disease*
    Garrett: *gives them two cakes and a happy meal*

    • @loyael
      @loyael 4 роки тому +61

      2 months later : A huge epidemic appears from nowhere

    • @floofthepoodle5468
      @floofthepoodle5468 4 роки тому +13

      rats are amazing and they are not infested with disease if you vacsinate them

    • @am1nam
      @am1nam 4 роки тому +10

      attak helepopter sure but they were found on the street. it’s dangerous.

    • @Madison-wn8zc
      @Madison-wn8zc 4 роки тому +7

      Only wild rats carry diseases

    • @rolox9854
      @rolox9854 4 роки тому +2

      attak helepopter what does "vacsinate" mean it's vaccinate

  • @CoCoBang420
    @CoCoBang420 4 роки тому +1847

    If the world was just filled with Garretts, I think world peace would exist.

    • @zoealexa9662
      @zoealexa9662 4 роки тому +60

      But world hunger would definitely be an issue

    • @who_iz_that2589
      @who_iz_that2589 4 роки тому +24

      It would like universal studios but it's all Harry potter world (literally).

    • @arianananan9026
      @arianananan9026 4 роки тому +37

      Shelby Hallmark lol they would be like this walking by each other
      “Hey Garrett”
      “Oh hi Garrett! What a lovely day today isn’t it?”
      “Oh yes! Did you see the cockroach on my lawn today?”
      “How could I ignore it?”

    • @lattenice9858
      @lattenice9858 4 роки тому +10

      Garrett is such a pure soul❤️

    • @lattenice9858
      @lattenice9858 4 роки тому +2

      @@zoealexa9662 This makes me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

  • @abbya4376
    @abbya4376 4 роки тому +3746

    This could be a whole series, every episode titled:
    “Baking a Cake for a _________ That I Found”

  • @Ashley_dear
    @Ashley_dear 4 роки тому +730

    “So much like myself, a rat’s diet is basically whatever’s immediately in front of them”

  • @cassbutler81
    @cassbutler81 4 роки тому +660

    I would literally do anything to be friends with this man

    • @tristan8779
      @tristan8779 4 роки тому +15

      me too as long as it’s legal, bc i’m a good citizen
      ;)

    • @brianajohnson8172
      @brianajohnson8172 4 роки тому +2

      Cass Butler I say this all the time haha

    • @bayleebaron6799
      @bayleebaron6799 4 роки тому +1

      i don’t know that i’ve ever wanted to know someone more than i want to know him

    • @TKR2023
      @TKR2023 4 роки тому

      I want to be friends with him too. Lol

    • @christineclark9573
      @christineclark9573 4 роки тому +1

      Cass Butler look you have 666 likes cass

  • @chloeblick8054
    @chloeblick8054 4 роки тому +527

    “A cake is just bread and eggs” is it??? I mean.. I’m speechless

  • @fleurayla7557
    @fleurayla7557 4 роки тому +852

    I read the title as “baking a rat that I found” and I got really concerned

  • @plainkirbster
    @plainkirbster 4 роки тому +2039

    No one:
    Garrett: "because i'm big gay"

    • @mackenzie6997
      @mackenzie6997 4 роки тому +24

      Satanisious every day Garret has big gay hours

    • @gambino6797
      @gambino6797 4 роки тому +1

      shut up

    • @doll1155
      @doll1155 4 роки тому +1

      Me too though

    • @plainkirbster
      @plainkirbster 4 роки тому +1

      @@gambino6797 lmao wdym

    • @gambino6797
      @gambino6797 4 роки тому

      Satanisious the no one thing isn’t funny at all

  • @katec4615
    @katec4615 4 роки тому +607

    Garrett is crackhead energy but like in the best way.

  • @_shaymarie_930
    @_shaymarie_930 4 роки тому +839

    Garrett: “I’m gonna make a cake!”
    Also Garrett: *crumbles up a loaf of bread and adds eggs*

  • @lilirose5665
    @lilirose5665 4 роки тому +580

    "Your my little favorite rat"- my boyfriend talking to me

  • @pastelhealing
    @pastelhealing 4 роки тому +742

    “that’s okay, i pee too” I LOST IT.

  • @theyoutubecat430
    @theyoutubecat430 4 роки тому +992

    Nobody:
    Nobody ever:
    Garrett: *This smells like dead*

  • @spaghetti2316
    @spaghetti2316 4 роки тому +444

    god I love how this man is gone for 5 months and comes back with a rat. Garrett you are so wholesome and I love you

  • @elba2666
    @elba2666 4 роки тому +542

    why am i only just realizing that Garrett is literally Buddy from Elf

  • @emmaharvey997
    @emmaharvey997 4 роки тому +433

    I freaking love him, he’s literally so wholesome and adorable, his curiosity is too cute.

    • @jmk0574
      @jmk0574 4 роки тому +4

      Emma Harvey I love Garrett tooooo ;).

    • @ezi1691
      @ezi1691 4 роки тому +6

      The rat or Garrett

    • @emmaharvey997
      @emmaharvey997 4 роки тому +1

      Ezi Garrett silly.

  • @crobutts1230
    @crobutts1230 4 роки тому +475

    im genuinely worried for his lack of knowledge of cooking.

  • @spongegar9087
    @spongegar9087 4 роки тому +478

    hes like a kid in a grown mans body.
    he grew up but like didnt.

    • @marisol2444
      @marisol2444 4 роки тому +9

      yeah he maintained his childlike wonder, but he's pretty grown in the sense that he's self-aware and seems to be trying to be a better version of himself all the time and that's why Garrett Watts is so wholesome. But yeah, I agree I love garrett

  • @michelle3955
    @michelle3955 4 роки тому +612

    Garrett: “I need zero percent of your protection”
    Everyone: idc, PROTECT GARRET AT ALL COSTS

  • @sawyerstein5162
    @sawyerstein5162 4 роки тому +496

    I wonder sometimes who let Garrett live without adult supervision.

  • @theartseal7930
    @theartseal7930 4 роки тому +303

    Wine woman: you should be concerned about your health
    Also wine woman: *alcoholic*

  • @zomb1es
    @zomb1es 4 роки тому +499

    “i may be wholesome but i’m MAD strapped”
    -garrett 2019

    • @aepbuzz
      @aepbuzz 4 роки тому +4

      but it's not 2019

    • @Vandarera
      @Vandarera 4 роки тому +5

      @@aepbuzz he said that in 2019 tho

    • @aepbuzz
      @aepbuzz 4 роки тому +3

      @@Vandarera but we're seeing it in 2020

    • @Vandarera
      @Vandarera 4 роки тому +9

      @@aepbuzz but he still said it in 2019 tho so I think the year 2019 would be more appropriate

  • @gen4157
    @gen4157 4 роки тому +425

    Jeffree: **Remodeling a mansion**
    Garrett: **playing with rats**
    Very different vibe
    Cinderella?

    • @hollyinnm1067
      @hollyinnm1067 4 роки тому +1

      I’m here for it! Garrett is a gem!

  • @AndrizzleFoShizzle
    @AndrizzleFoShizzle 4 роки тому +663

    "I don't own a knife"
    Benjamin is literally holding a knife

    • @chesirehatter2175
      @chesirehatter2175 4 роки тому +72

      Yeah, since it's Benjamin's knife

    • @oI_Haru
      @oI_Haru 4 роки тому +14

      Benjamin owns that knife now

    • @pink101dragonhulio5
      @pink101dragonhulio5 4 роки тому +3

      It's a toy or it's been out side for to long plus I don't think he wants to wash it like me

  • @dustyoldrat9136
    @dustyoldrat9136 4 роки тому +394

    he protect
    he attacc
    but most importantly he feed rat

  • @carolineg4915
    @carolineg4915 4 роки тому +1263

    honestly even tho garrett doesn’t have a set upload schedule he never fails to deliver quality videos

    • @paygeee3042
      @paygeee3042 4 роки тому +6

      TRUE!!!!!

    • @ganimo2229
      @ganimo2229 4 роки тому +18

      carolineg his upload schedule is reflective of himself. Chaotic and a mess but we love it 100 percent anyways!!! 0w0~👏

    • @user-kz6qk8gm8w
      @user-kz6qk8gm8w 4 роки тому +2

      PERIODT.

    • @loyael
      @loyael 4 роки тому +3

      True everytime I click on one of his video I know it's gonna be a good time

    • @bigbruh7413
      @bigbruh7413 4 роки тому

      quality over quantity, bud.

  • @caseyelizabeth3298
    @caseyelizabeth3298 4 роки тому +318

    “Jokes on you Brenda because I’m big gay” 😂

  • @dollarstoremint
    @dollarstoremint 4 роки тому +555

    "Jokes on you Brenda I'm big gay!"
    -Garrett watts 2019

    • @eerriiiika
      @eerriiiika 4 роки тому +4

      sophie scribbles I wish garret was straight he needs to go out with Morgan

    • @jjtpg
      @jjtpg 4 роки тому

      @@eerriiiika ikr,I ship them so hard but they can never be together T^T

    • @dollarstoremint
      @dollarstoremint 4 роки тому +3

      @@eerriiiika I ship him with Andrew💞

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  4 роки тому +19

      At least she tried. It's important to try.

    • @dollarstoremint
      @dollarstoremint 4 роки тому +2

      @@GarrettWatts Theory that Brenda is a lesbian but wants to impress her parents by getting a man

  • @elian3084
    @elian3084 4 роки тому +799

    I felt like I was on LSD the entire length of this video.

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 4 роки тому +7

      Imagine if that was Garrett's secret

    • @elian3084
      @elian3084 4 роки тому +4

      @@0Flow0 cheapest psychotic trip ever lol

    • @rebecca1517
      @rebecca1517 4 роки тому +5

      Same except for those 8 seconds

    • @mackenzie6997
      @mackenzie6997 4 роки тому +1

      Elian that’s how every one of his videos are

    • @bb-mf6qh
      @bb-mf6qh 4 роки тому +2

      You guys obviously dont know what an lsd trip is like lol

  • @ChrissieH_
    @ChrissieH_ 4 роки тому +1459

    Garret is actually the cutest person - gives rats two cakes and a happy meal - says goodbye to a dead rat - falls in love with a bunny in 00.02 seconds - his love for animals, bugs and any other living thing is just amazing 💞

    • @sylvietheperson1935
      @sylvietheperson1935 3 роки тому +1

      the bunny's name is Sylvie and that's my name so when I first watched this I was so happy

  • @abbicrunch2000
    @abbicrunch2000 4 роки тому +737

    Damn. Garrett got the whole cast from Over The Hedge in his garden

  • @krisxd2977
    @krisxd2977 4 роки тому +650

    No one:
    Brenda: “hey garret 😘😏”

    • @twentyonecowards1281
      @twentyonecowards1281 4 роки тому +7

      Krislyn Presley lmao

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  4 роки тому +68

      HAGAHA

    • @krisxd2977
      @krisxd2977 4 роки тому +10

      Garrett Watts omg garret you just replied to my comment omg thank you! I love you mwah

    • @grundy6311
      @grundy6311 4 роки тому +5

      it’s like when tyler the creator was being interviewed by that one really thirsty girl and he was just like “i’m really into this pizza”

  • @avy9587
    @avy9587 4 роки тому +954

    Garrett: ** gives a random rat a cake**
    Garrett’s actual pet mice: *:0*

  • @Fire-kv9lg
    @Fire-kv9lg 4 роки тому +1017

    Why is Garrett like actually the best person, also I love his editing style

    • @tristan8779
      @tristan8779 4 роки тому +4

      he’s perfect i love him

    • @justioana2873
      @justioana2873 4 роки тому

      Same lool

    • @Cynthikaa
      @Cynthikaa 4 роки тому +2

      i adore the chaos

    • @DieterNews
      @DieterNews 4 роки тому

      he is the MOST entertaining soul on w w w dot You Tube dot com . . . and that's on period

    • @haley770.
      @haley770. 3 роки тому +1

      1k like...

  • @epadilla8555
    @epadilla8555 4 роки тому +347

    Garrett treating “pests” so well makes me so dang happy I wish more people were like him

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 роки тому +5

      Humans are by far the biggest pests. We destroy more than any non-human does.

    • @rexkitchens1567
      @rexkitchens1567 4 роки тому

      I wish it was that simple. ;(

    • @izkuwufedoraandochonklauru6992
      @izkuwufedoraandochonklauru6992 4 роки тому

      u

    • @toejam516
      @toejam516 4 роки тому

      The rats near my house literally crowded around another rat & devoured it, so there's a reason they're not very appreciated...

  • @TrinaLena
    @TrinaLena 3 роки тому +28

    Applies peanut butter with hand cuz he doesn't have a knife
    22:27 *obvious knife*

  • @charlotte_swagbae546
    @charlotte_swagbae546 4 роки тому +57

    There should be an album called Garrett’s greatest hits

  • @mel_onie
    @mel_onie 4 роки тому +496

    “all cats are ghosts”
    “ok.”

    • @justcasper734
      @justcasper734 4 роки тому +1

      I think he meant reincarnated people

  • @dragonx1499
    @dragonx1499 4 роки тому +311

    “But jokes on you Brenda I’m big gay”- Garrett Watts, 2019

  • @alisonlawton7447
    @alisonlawton7447 3 роки тому +54

    i think he’s actually the best youtuber ever and i’m not saying that because i love him but because he never gets involved with drama and always just does his own thing. We love you garrett❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @rustyspoon25
    @rustyspoon25 3 роки тому +42

    Garrett is the most wholesome and adorable human being ever I love him

  • @portxr
    @portxr 4 роки тому +389

    "she did pee"
    "oh that's okay I pee too"

  • @chrisnichols8388
    @chrisnichols8388 4 роки тому +674

    Garrett: “I can’t wait to track my eating habits with Lifesum and make healthier decisions.
    Also Garrett: “I had a La Croix and Cheez-it’s for breakfast.”

    • @mackenzie6997
      @mackenzie6997 4 роки тому +4

      Chris Nichols then gets pop tarts in the shop

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 4 роки тому

      Ive never tasted poptarts

    • @mackenzie6997
      @mackenzie6997 4 роки тому

      0Flow0 I have but not a lot they aren’t that good they are mainly in the USA and I’m in England

    • @justpurplethings8175
      @justpurplethings8175 4 роки тому

      @@0Flow0 just carbs and sugar, pretty tasteless actually...

  • @jessicajarach5394
    @jessicajarach5394 3 роки тому +40

    garrett needs a show on adult swim. LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN YALL

  • @Charmingshawty
    @Charmingshawty 9 місяців тому +3

    I’ve been so stressed and overwhelmed with moving/ trying to find a new job. Binge watching Garrett’s videos have been making me feel so comfortable and at ease :,) thank you for being such a cool human!!

  • @Georgia-th5uo
    @Georgia-th5uo 4 роки тому +1406

    New video title:
    *Garrett Watts builds a nature reserve in his backyard*

  • @ssfvbnjhgv
    @ssfvbnjhgv 4 роки тому +191

    This is the most chaotic hufflepuff energy I've seen so far

    • @LaceyJane
      @LaceyJane 4 роки тому +8

      i LOVE it! he's amazing! haha

  • @Whatishappening32
    @Whatishappening32 3 роки тому +25

    The world is in desperate need of this content

  • @TrevorsTreehouse123
    @TrevorsTreehouse123 3 роки тому +22

    Also Garrett your Infinity gauntlet was off for like five seconds

  • @dh5573
    @dh5573 4 роки тому +230

    Garrett has to be the purest, sweetest, most optimistic nihilist that I've ever known.