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  • @FredrikKnudsen
    @FredrikKnudsen  6 років тому +15298

    A number of people have brought this up, so I think I should mention this: when making this video, I was aware that Jen is still an active soulbonder who has moved on to the Hannibal fandom, but I decided to cut off the video before that point for two reasons. First, my intention was not to talk about Jen, but rather the Final Fantasy House. Second, the video was already pushing 40 minutes, and to cover Jen's further activities would have easily sent it past the 1 hour mark. This would have made the production cycle prohibitively long and the video much less accessible, neither of which I was willing to allow. This does not, however rule out a video about Jen or Tattle-Crime in the future.

    • @Nomorehero07
      @Nomorehero07 6 років тому +994

      I hope you do consider making a part 2 of this saga! I will love to see how deep it goes!

    • @AleTitan
      @AleTitan 6 років тому +303

      Fredrik Knudsen I would love to hear more about these people. Very fascinating!

    • @ColeVecsion
      @ColeVecsion 6 років тому +671

      she's a hannibal fan? so exactly when are the half eaten bodies in her basement going to be found?

    • @brittanyshaughnessy6252
      @brittanyshaughnessy6252 6 років тому +114

      I would love another part

    • @DoesCrime
      @DoesCrime 6 років тому +109

      Part two would be great

  • @InterstellarVulpine
    @InterstellarVulpine 6 років тому +17996

    Imagine going to the kitchen to get a carton of milk or something and getting, like, 7 random encounters on the way.

    • @CeceliaIsAWeeb
      @CeceliaIsAWeeb 6 років тому +595

      「#1 Schemer」 Final Fantasy in a nutshell

    • @babalon7778
      @babalon7778 6 років тому +505

      「#1 Schemer」 And your cult friend's kid on the milk carton.

    • @acallbeyond432
      @acallbeyond432 6 років тому +600

      Just equip the Enemy Away materia dude

    • @sagenerd419
      @sagenerd419 6 років тому +26

      「#1 Schemer」 🤣

    • @invalidatemyass
      @invalidatemyass 6 років тому +634

      sometimes you gotta grind for milk. That's life.

  • @myettechase
    @myettechase 4 роки тому +7057

    The scariest part to me is that Zack said that Jen *had a babysitting job.* Imagine entrusting this lunatic with your kids, having no idea who she is.

    • @MagpieDynamics
      @MagpieDynamics 4 роки тому +100

      She must not have stunk quite so hard and been wearing other clothes at the time.

    • @thomasleavey5302
      @thomasleavey5302 4 роки тому +143

      I mean she did lose it

    • @Warsie
      @Warsie 4 роки тому +362

      someone in one of this videos said they knew her and said "in early 2000s, in the place they lived in, she didn't really stand out" as the college town was full of punks, emos, skaters, and proto-weebs, stoners and they hung out at a nearby arcade sometimes. So her wearing a lab coat and being a FF7 fan was 'meh'.
      EDIT: found it. @altec surtan said
      "I use to work at the north Atherton-walmart back then. Renee use to come in at night to go shopping and yes she would dress as Hojo. I can not recall anybody with her. She did not stink and was very talkative and normal beside her dress code. Granted we had short chats about video games especially about Final Fantasy seven and the theory it was based on Earth. State College back then was still grungy and had character, play-land was still active filled with stoned kids and cigarette smoke, nirvana's closet was on it last leg. Coffee shops and Asian restaurants. There was all kinds of weirdos back then, so she never stood out compared to the other the goths, punks, proto weebs and skaters. This really fucks with my head, never would of guessed what a hot mess she and her friends were behind closed doors.
      "

    • @udednow
      @udednow 3 роки тому +48

      @@Warsie thats Renee/Hojo, not Jen

    • @Warsie
      @Warsie 3 роки тому +24

      @@udednow Renee is the more chill person I take it? Not the person who set up the Group.

  • @MartialArborist
    @MartialArborist 6 років тому +6462

    Early 2000s internet was basically just that place on the edge of the map that said “here be dragons”

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling 6 років тому +439

      Yeah. It was wonderful. I much prefer ti to the current net where everything is just mundane, normal, boring, or highly political. I wish their was some kind of browser plugin that would switch ou between the normal net and a "subset" which was just full of all the weird stuff.

    • @m4xwellmurd3r
      @m4xwellmurd3r 6 років тому +337

      The internet before social media sites gobbled up everything was really interesting

    • @MagicHamsta
      @MagicHamsta 6 років тому +195

      @7678687678686 9890809809808 Also before the rise of better search engines it was much easier to stumble upon one of these newly popped up sites. Now Google tailors search results so most people are within a safe bubble of facebook, reddit, etc.
      .......That latin suicide cult sure did put a lot of work into that website. o_o'

    • @karniferous
      @karniferous 6 років тому +56

      @@MeepChangeling you're looking for the deep web forums gl

    • @newgreen956
      @newgreen956 6 років тому +14

      there be crazys

  • @BrandonMelvinDrums
    @BrandonMelvinDrums 2 роки тому +2953

    What's crazy is that by the time he left, it had only been 2 months. The stories make it sound like years. It had to have been the most miserable 2 months of his entire life. Poor dude.

    • @sifins1579
      @sifins1579 Рік тому +41

      nah, he totally deserved it, he chose it after all

    • @randomrobin7773
      @randomrobin7773 Рік тому +187

      @@sifins1579 Wow.

    • @benturner3458
      @benturner3458 Рік тому +84

      ​@@randomrobin7773 yeah that's a bit harsh isn't it lo😂

    • @vorbo01
      @vorbo01 Рік тому +134

      ​@@randomrobin7773I mean tbf, he left home to give live with some schizo who thought video game characters were real. What did he expect to happen, these people aren't stable lmao

    • @JelloFluoride
      @JelloFluoride Рік тому +28

      ​@@benturner3458... Not really. A grown man playing Final Fantasy pretend time? Unless you're a schizo, that's a problem you've walked directly into.

  • @quwokka-e5l
    @quwokka-e5l 5 років тому +3126

    Its funny how they think that they are some of the main/minor characters and not the random soldier who got killed at disc 2

    • @SlavoidUkr
      @SlavoidUkr 5 років тому +111

      Funny how that works)

    • @bogartwilley
      @bogartwilley 5 років тому +48

      Ok I've only played past the 1st disc once but I don't remember a soldier getting killed in disc 2, how soon after Aerith's Death Scene is this?

    • @daredrogers3884
      @daredrogers3884 4 роки тому +34

      @Moist Tony Hush, edgelord.

    • @SaintSC05
      @SaintSC05 4 роки тому +48

      @@daredrogers3884 Hush, white knight

    • @AlecMader
      @AlecMader 4 роки тому +3

      Of course. That would be lame.

  • @jamesflames6987
    @jamesflames6987 6 років тому +3423

    I know this sounds weird, but this video has helped me realise I am actually the reincarnation of the right hand paddle from Pong.

    • @FrankLoon
      @FrankLoon 6 років тому +176

      "I know how you feel, man." - *NBA Jam CPU*

    • @lesterramos6468
      @lesterramos6468 6 років тому +76

      What's it like having your face hit by a square ball every time?

    • @jamesflames6987
      @jamesflames6987 6 років тому +158

      @Zarxxis, I actually find it to be a form of exquisite sexual ecstasy.

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 років тому +23

      feel you , replace the roght hand paddle from pong with Heavy weapons guy from TF2

    • @fernisplant
      @fernisplant 5 років тому +94

      @@jamesflames6987 A-are you my match? The one I've been longing for my whole life? You might not see it yet, b-but it's me... Left Hand Paddle.

  • @skirdus367
    @skirdus367 5 років тому +3670

    "Lots of people cannot understand me because I have such a high intellect it is beyond their grasp" Sarah was a fan of Rick & Morty before it was cool

    • @Blindashitmetalasfuck
      @Blindashitmetalasfuck 5 років тому +16

      Maybe it was Based Momma?

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 5 років тому +61

      Bet Rick is one of the souls she "bonded" with.

    • @xThePrinceOfPeace
      @xThePrinceOfPeace 5 років тому +21

      People have been saying this for yearrrrs. Humans aren't all that different

    • @Arcane_Digital
      @Arcane_Digital 4 роки тому +3

      Michael Beddoe It’s extremely exhausting having 140 iq tits, I guess that’s exceptional or something? 😂😂 I’ve also heard through the grapevine she banged Wizard of Cause while Mundane Matt Jarbo spanked it. If that isn’t where trailer parks come from, I don’t know where.

    • @Advent3546
      @Advent3546 4 роки тому +3

      And cringy

  • @TheRealHelvetica
    @TheRealHelvetica 3 роки тому +2748

    There’s a notable lack of Cloud and Sephiroth in this FF7 story.

    • @fahadalghamdi9316
      @fahadalghamdi9316 3 роки тому +434

      that has to be the most bizarre part of the whole thing!

    • @letto726
      @letto726 3 роки тому +353

      Tifa is missing too :/

    • @roachdoggjr5647
      @roachdoggjr5647 3 роки тому +268

      They’re clearly too busy being 3 stocked by Pyra/Mythra mains

    • @bradleypearl2986
      @bradleypearl2986 3 роки тому +84

      @@roachdoggjr5647 Now its Kazuya mains.

    • @laguna209
      @laguna209 3 роки тому +165

      If cloud and sephiroth were there I imagine that Jen and Hojo would be beaten up by those two lmao

  • @SentMyOwnWay
    @SentMyOwnWay 6 років тому +18134

    I'm 27, single, and I work in a deli for $13/hour. My life isn't glamorous, but watching this makes me feel like I'm doing something right.

    • @throwawayaccount9141
      @throwawayaccount9141 5 років тому +335

      I work fast food and I earn more than you, what the fuck is that third world country pay?

    • @SentMyOwnWay
      @SentMyOwnWay 5 років тому +822

      @@throwawayaccount9141 I also eat $200 worth of free food a week, so we call it even. I only go to the grocery store for fun.

    • @SentMyOwnWay
      @SentMyOwnWay 5 років тому +953

      @@exterminans you have a good point, and I do want to earn that degree. I've been in college three times. Quit on the first attempt because I chose something I wasn't interested in after being medically discharged from the marine corps for night blindness. Dad died during the next attempt so I had a meltdown and quit. Third attempt I tried to take seriously, but I quit again after making a D in a class that I needed a C in to get the credit toward the degree. The first and third time I was balancing jobs and I was a teenager or in my early twenties during this time. These are lame excuses, I know, but school was never my favorite thing to endure anyway.

    • @throwawayaccount9141
      @throwawayaccount9141 5 років тому +541

      @@SentMyOwnWay well shiieeet, Can't beat free food. My apologies sir.

    • @charliemcqueen2023
      @charliemcqueen2023 5 років тому +332

      Hey colorado human, I'm also a Colorado human, and I'll tell you, pay rates around here are garbage so you're still doing great. Life ain't a straight line.

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples 6 років тому +3880

    I don’t get it. If you believe yourself to be a FF7 character, why would you trust Hojo and Jenova?

    • @ariezon
      @ariezon 6 років тому +294

      the author could be thinking this way, they cannot be evil just because their ancestors are.

    • @pao5563
      @pao5563 6 років тому +656

      for extreme foreshadowing

    • @ariezon
      @ariezon 6 років тому +193

      @@pao5563 extra plot twist

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 6 років тому +8

      Looool

    • @hozz1014
      @hozz1014 6 років тому +39

      Seems like a goddamn calamity to me.

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 6 років тому +10792

    You didn't teach ME how to use crystals. I have been using them since I was ten.

    • @TheTimoprimo
      @TheTimoprimo 6 років тому +201

      Nerd City This should get more thumbs up.

    • @anticlimbmax
      @anticlimbmax 6 років тому +68

      Whoa didn't expect to see you here, hi.

    • @theR1ch
      @theR1ch 6 років тому +553

      You were born into it. Molded by it. You didn’t see a chakra until you were an adult.

    • @Thentavius
      @Thentavius 6 років тому +231

      Bullying isn't always the acceptable option, ESPECIALLY if they're prone to fucking themselves and the people around them over if pushed.
      Quit encouraging this shit. :|

    • @chosebine2169
      @chosebine2169 6 років тому +206

      hold up
      what kind of crystal
      pebble crystal, or the friendly-neighbor and kid-friendly *CRYSTAL METH*

  • @kbp2002
    @kbp2002 Рік тому +473

    This is by far my favourite internet story. The fact it happened over 20 years ago but has so much information behind it still accessible today is a miracle, considering “old internet” stories are often lost to the ether. Makes me wonder how many other batshit insane stories are out there from those days that we may never hear of again because someone didn’t bother documenting it.

    • @stationarygore
      @stationarygore Рік тому +1

      epic nekojiru icon

    • @numinous2506
      @numinous2506 Місяць тому

      This story is lame and boring and full of really stupid people that I hope have not bred.

  • @XxTheGracieShowxX
    @XxTheGracieShowxX 4 роки тому +3964

    it is SO weird to think that, since most of these people were in college in the early 2000s, they would be around 40 Years Old now! This sounds like some insane modern happening yet it happened almost 20 years ago...

    • @sleepwalkusa135
      @sleepwalkusa135 4 роки тому +379

      it's almost as if the internet, video games and crazy people existed 20 years ago

    • @justas423
      @justas423 4 роки тому +629

      @@sleepwalkusa135 yeah but like OP said this sounds like something that would be a more modern happening and not 20 years ago. We're aware that all those things existed back then too but all of this happening feels very weird because it feels very modern and recent.

    • @THEMAIN198
      @THEMAIN198 4 роки тому +205

      @@justas423 what's actually fucked up is even now it's still happening especially Jen being still around

    • @Chaotic4Neutral
      @Chaotic4Neutral 4 роки тому +335

      It's still happening, she was active and pulling the same shit in the Hannibal fandom a few years ago. Chances are she hasn't stopped and just stealthily moved on to yet another fandom to parasite and abuse

    • @xenobeers
      @xenobeers 4 роки тому +49

      almost like humans aren't nearly as evolved as people would like to believe

  • @Mr__Jack
    @Mr__Jack 4 роки тому +1932

    Coming from someone who is a fan of the actual game (in a way that doesn’t make me think I’m one of the characters in it), Jenova has no personality or character besides from being a big eldritch abomination that you fight. Honestly can see why this psycho related to it.

    • @letorion7143
      @letorion7143 4 роки тому +127

      Probably by being someone who has no personality or character besides from being a big eldritch abomination that fights you.

    • @lolrus5555
      @lolrus5555 4 роки тому +73

      @blackrave404 Now, I'm not FF7 expert, but I was under the impression that during the original FF7, Sephiroth was basically speaking through parts of Jenova that he shaped to look like him, and that he did all this mentally from his Materia cocoon in the northern crater.

    • @konnermorris1753
      @konnermorris1753 4 роки тому +39

      @@lolrus5555 this was a lot of words that probably meant something. Real talk tho. Aeris dying is a good plot twist.

    • @nightponyinrface6009
      @nightponyinrface6009 4 роки тому +16

      seriously.... is this "Jen" not locked away in a hospital by now?

    • @Tegan_The_Nobody
      @Tegan_The_Nobody 4 роки тому +25

      @blackrave404 yes because sadly most of them were at least back in the day and now its near to impossible to put someone away no matter how crazy they are.

  • @IVtomatoXX
    @IVtomatoXX 6 років тому +5120

    "one roommate demanded that the soul-binders be ejected, but Matt wanted to gawk at the ritual. So they stood in the kitchen and ate pizza."
    Glorious

    • @Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble
      @Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble 6 років тому +319

      Someone needs to make an animation, or gather a bunch of actors to re-enact this ritual, it would be glorious

    • @dominoamutare4160
      @dominoamutare4160 6 років тому +125

      Curiosity is a powerful motivator

    • @yieschu
      @yieschu 5 років тому +159

      I'm definitely a Matt kin

    • @VileSentry
      @VileSentry 5 років тому +36

      "They held them to a chair and forced them to watch then rape eachother"
      Not sure how much better any of you people are when all you hear about this story is memey jokes.

    • @VileSentry
      @VileSentry 5 років тому +21

      @@minisciencedude look up the definition of rape.
      Also, why make that assumption based on the info given? She straight up talked about drugging members to force them to have sex.

  • @ZaneMcFate
    @ZaneMcFate 3 роки тому +495

    I seriously thought this was going to be a 40 minute documentary about that creepy house you had to battle in Midgar in the first disk of the game. And I was genuinely excited to see what crazy conspiracy theories people had come up with.

  • @therealpulp
    @therealpulp 3 роки тому +1577

    we should give a shoutout to Cid, the guy doesn't even believe in the shit but visits every now and again to help people break free

    • @poon_don
      @poon_don Рік тому +272

      Even the name is sort of fitting, my man is trying to help transport those poor souls the fuck out of there. It's no airship, but something like that

    • @staringcorgi6475
      @staringcorgi6475 Рік тому +47

      @@poon_donthe kh cid helped the protags go to other worlds

    • @oniplus4545
      @oniplus4545 Рік тому +47

      to be fair, if cid wasn't there, one of them could have actually went insane

    • @RoachDogg_JR
      @RoachDogg_JR Рік тому +33

      Cid is the true hero of this story.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 Рік тому +2

      ​@@RoachDogg_JRThat's what we call irony.

  • @Beeseasons
    @Beeseasons 4 роки тому +1471

    I’m back 2 years later after actually having played the game and, like, anyone obsessed with Hojo (and Jenova too for that matter) is already one giant flashing red flag

    • @DeadpoolX9
      @DeadpoolX9 3 роки тому +112

      They're not even that interesting!

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 3 роки тому +75

      Red xiii flag

    • @TankEngine75
      @TankEngine75 3 роки тому +22

      At first I thought you were generalizing so I was gonna dislike but then I remembered there villains so I liked instead,yeah you can like a character but not super obsessed

    • @toxin2366
      @toxin2366 3 роки тому +75

      @@TankEngine75 considering Hojo tortured two people for like 2 years after his beautiful badass son killed a village and burned it down, and kidnapped two ancients, and nearly destroyed an entire city just to give his son a power boost. Yeah, not the best guy in the world

    • @TankEngine75
      @TankEngine75 3 роки тому +1

      @@toxin2366 I don't remember making that Comment but yeah I agree

  • @CrystalJupiter
    @CrystalJupiter 4 роки тому +3871

    Anyone who's obsessed with Hojo is a red flag up front.

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 4 роки тому +229

      Aren’t some of his experiments like... r*pe experiments?

    • @CrystalJupiter
      @CrystalJupiter 4 роки тому +235

      @@Lishadra yeah, attempted, with aerith and...red xiii. and lucrecia? although I dont know the entire story on that one.

    • @Bongobert
      @Bongobert 4 роки тому +25

      MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

    • @garfoofian8507
      @garfoofian8507 4 роки тому +160

      @blackrave404 r*pe is combanation of rhyme and rhythm. It is a very popular music form gaining fame in the 90s

    • @diamondmetal3062
      @diamondmetal3062 4 роки тому +213

      Who the FUCK would have Hojo as their husbando? It’s one thing if he looked nice like Sephiroth, but he looks like Voldemort on a bad hair day and has a personality only Mengele would love.

  • @bradleypearl2986
    @bradleypearl2986 3 роки тому +3145

    Imagine being soulbonded to a Goomba.

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 3 роки тому +417

      I bet that person lets people step all over them.
      I'll see myself out.

    • @bradleypearl2986
      @bradleypearl2986 3 роки тому +86

      @@TheSlammurai Lmao, you've earned my like.

    • @andracatheduckking257
      @andracatheduckking257 3 роки тому +47

      this would actually make a lot of sense for me. someone do the ritual with me

    • @bradleypearl2986
      @bradleypearl2986 3 роки тому +57

      @@andracatheduckking257 Instructions unclear, you are now bonded to the Doomslayer.

    • @hershelroswell
      @hershelroswell 3 роки тому +18

      @@TheSlammurai this comment made me say "oh my god shut up" out loud, which means you've earned the bad pun seal of approval

  • @YamishiMizuandDracus
    @YamishiMizuandDracus 5 років тому +944

    After a point this stops having anything to do with FF7, and just becomes about an extremely manipulative, toxic person.

    • @Terestrasz
      @Terestrasz 4 роки тому +72

      I was in contact with Jen back in the day. (Before this happened) I was only 13. Yes, she was extremely manipulative and toxic. She was trying to get me to give her my phone number, trying to keep me up late at night, and saying bad things about my family when they made me get off the computer.
      Fortunately I was on the other side of the country. And yes, she assigned me a character from FF7.

    • @Aeroshifter
      @Aeroshifter 4 роки тому +35

      Out of morbid curiosity, who did you get?

    • @Terestrasz
      @Terestrasz 4 роки тому +28

      @@Aeroshifter She assigned me 'Yuffie'.

    • @sickomode2761
      @sickomode2761 4 роки тому +3

      Terestrasz sure bro

    • @Chaotic4Neutral
      @Chaotic4Neutral 4 роки тому

      Yes.

  • @disturbly
    @disturbly 5 років тому +3219

    I'm soulbonded to Paul Blart mall cop.

    • @Atomastos
      @Atomastos 5 років тому +80

      Hey! Me too. Let's start a cult.

    • @Bikk507
      @Bikk507 5 років тому +76

      I'm soulbonded to Paul Blart foreskin

    • @sp0tty-v2b
      @sp0tty-v2b 5 років тому +10

      We all are

    • @Will-yw2ed
      @Will-yw2ed 5 років тому +3

      Hahahaha

    • @gbs-v5m
      @gbs-v5m 5 років тому +4

      Wait... is this you? ua-cam.com/video/rNFoOHI9iJw/v-deo.html

  • @pinkuparfum
    @pinkuparfum 5 років тому +1196

    3:28 "He was met at the bus stop by Hojo, wearing a lab coat."
    That's when I knew I was in for something...

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 років тому +42

      He was in for some *_SCIENCE_* !
      or atleast that is what he thought...

    • @yourbrainonegg159
      @yourbrainonegg159 5 років тому +15

      He was in for a wild ride he could not comprehend

    • @anthonyplatero1147
      @anthonyplatero1147 5 років тому +1

      🤡🌍🤣

    • @cosmosofinfinity
      @cosmosofinfinity 5 років тому +1

      I would very much like to see pictures of them out in town with lab coats

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 5 років тому +6

      *turns around and gets back on bus*

  • @Richard-441
    @Richard-441 2 роки тому +1311

    Let this be a lesson: if you wanna join a house full of FF7 larpers, make sure there's a Tifa being a good influence on them

    • @D0NU75
      @D0NU75 2 роки тому

      I'd say someone noticeably not showering while also being hard into larping is a flag so red it makes satan look like a pair of pale blushing buttcheeks

    • @the1stwing
      @the1stwing Рік тому +201

      And a Barret keeping them in check

    • @vwts
      @vwts Рік тому +119

      That’s probably a totally different house. The one in the video was a bunch of people LARPing as toxic villains, what else would you expect

    • @kadenstimpson3167
      @kadenstimpson3167 Рік тому +117

      call me an italian representative the way i need tifa in my life

    • @Jayyemi
      @Jayyemi Рік тому +51

      Also if you're going to join a bunch of larpers, maybe steer clear of the group where the leaders believe that they're some of the main antagonists of the game

  • @souffle-d-eclair
    @souffle-d-eclair 5 років тому +1336

    "Some items are magical. That doesn't mean you can have every single one."
    -my DM when I'm already attuned to 3 items

    • @JimTheBananaBoy
      @JimTheBananaBoy 5 років тому +36

      Claire Deming roll to eat the DM

    • @souffle-d-eclair
      @souffle-d-eclair 5 років тому +22

      @@JimTheBananaBoy 20

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 5 років тому +8

      dunjons and dragons are gay

    • @casteanpreswyn7528
      @casteanpreswyn7528 5 років тому +16

      @@miaouew I'm pretty sure you don't know what any of those words mean...

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 5 років тому +12

      @@casteanpreswyn7528 you're mom dosent

  • @Divadtube
    @Divadtube 3 роки тому +5970

    Man. . . Zack cant catch a break no matter what dimension he is in.

    • @kyarabarrion4523
      @kyarabarrion4523 3 роки тому +70

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 3 роки тому +348

      Hell, he can't even catch a break with Fredrick Knudsen calling him a "minor character"

    • @satiricalzero
      @satiricalzero 3 роки тому +141

      @@Soulraven2735 Back then (at the time of the story), he was a minor character.

    • @vrageanalyst2931
      @vrageanalyst2931 3 роки тому +120

      @@Soulraven2735 to be fair, he was quoting the guys post. Which I believe was posted before Crisis Core released but I could be wrong. The guy was still pushing it by saying 'VERY minor' considering how important Zack still is. As someone who is a big fan of Zack, that did bug me quite a bit xD

    • @niropaxum958
      @niropaxum958 3 роки тому +84

      me gongaga

  • @miiks...5...3...9...
    @miiks...5...3...9... 6 років тому +546

    I can't believe Fredrik leaked the plot of the FF7 Remake

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 6 років тому +12

      Miiks
      This would be the newly-made Episode 4, then.

    • @MongooseDave2
      @MongooseDave2 6 років тому +4

      That made me laugh out loud, thanks for that.

  • @mediocrebanters
    @mediocrebanters 3 роки тому +512

    This deserves it's own Netflix series -- the complete series opposite of _Friends_ .

    • @caitlinsnowfrost8244
      @caitlinsnowfrost8244 3 роки тому +43

      Enemies?

    • @mediocrebanters
      @mediocrebanters 3 роки тому +10

      @@caitlinsnowfrost8244 Yeah, something like it. Needs a better show title though so it can distinguish itself from other series. Content wise, they can expand the script & plot for enhanced spicy craziness 😁

    • @TorraShinjiro17
      @TorraShinjiro17 2 роки тому +23

      @@caitlinsnowfrost8244
      🎶I won't be there for youuu🎶

    • @skeletonking2501
      @skeletonking2501 Рік тому +6

      So Seinfield?

    • @samwon5099
      @samwon5099 Рік тому +19

      There's already a series like that:
      It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

  • @rileytheworm8991
    @rileytheworm8991 4 роки тому +3131

    It's interesting how this has become a sort of "haha funny" thing to retell when pointing out weird communities, but the original story is such a horrifying look into how people like this can exist in even the most niche of circles.

    • @deathya1
      @deathya1 4 роки тому +7

      Is it actually real though, or is it just like a made up story??

    • @deathya1
      @deathya1 4 роки тому +99

      @CloudNIN420 I wasn't sure because sometimes these things turn out to just be internet myths.
      Damn, there really be some fucked up people out there huh.

    • @Warsie
      @Warsie 4 роки тому +69

      @@deathya1 look it up, one of Jen's former apprentices became a separate soul-bonder. There's a somethingawful thread on that person, and the FF7 house has long articles. There's some mirrors from livejournal and whatnot.

    • @hershelroswell
      @hershelroswell 3 роки тому +73

      i think the worst thing about it is that the ones who do all the godawful shit are the ones who seemingly refuse to change, and just hop between communities and fandoms without ever considering how their actions affect people. (see: jen moving to the hannibal fandom, and then apparently to other stuff.) the lack of self awareness from these people is genuinely frightening

    • @thanosmakris4877
      @thanosmakris4877 3 роки тому

      @@deathya1 I I can can I just send it out and get you in for it if I don't have

  • @sethsolaric112
    @sethsolaric112 6 років тому +2375

    This is why I don't laugh at the fictionkin boom on tumblr. A lot of impressionable, often mentally ill kids, being told by adults sometimes twice their age that they knew each other in a past life or were lovers in a past life and need to date/move closer to each other/be loyal to each other? Yeah, this is where this shit leads. It's not all about the lulz, it's about abusing people under the guise of love and community. This is just one case. There are so, so many more.

    • @KevinoftheCosmos
      @KevinoftheCosmos 5 років тому +131

      I never found any of this kind of stuff to be funny. Interesting and mildly terrifying though? Absolutely.

    • @jessecaalvarez-kuykendall7071
      @jessecaalvarez-kuykendall7071 5 років тому +221

      This has a name nowadays- it's called grooming.

    • @krpajda
      @krpajda 5 років тому +36

      Wouldn't laughing at them be a kind of a solution to the problem? Kids do not want to be ridiculed, and it's probably the easiest way to get them to realize the people they are interacting with them are not good influence. On top of that it's actually kind of funny how ridiculous some of those communities get, and people tend to share funny things, making the victim more likely to see the message.

    • @konsklik449
      @konsklik449 5 років тому +106

      @@krpajda I don't think so, they won't realise you are laughing at them for making a fool of themselves but rather because you aren't special, smart or whatever to understand them. You'll most likely get a Sarah response "Lots of people cannot understand me because I have such high intellect it is beyond their grasp". Also I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of this stems from a desire to be unique and important, the fulfilment of that could overshadow the embarrassment of being ridiculed.

    • @victorsyoutube
      @victorsyoutube 5 років тому +125

      As someone who was abused at a very impressionable age under the guise of otherkin community? 100% agree. Though I feel like there isn’t anything /Inherently/ wrong with the concept of otherkin and connecting with fictional characters in that way there’s So much toxicity and manipulation from the online culture the community creates. The worst part is the fact that abusers can Much easier groom victims by telling a victim that they were important to eachother in their past life to convince them that there’s no need to establish boundaries or build trust before jumping into a serious relationship/friendship. Plus from my experience most people who id with otherkin are lgbt minors (like I was) so altogether a Very impressionable group of people who often seek out support from these online communities they might not be getting irl without realizing they could end up being taken advantage of

  • @mannyfontes9258
    @mannyfontes9258 4 роки тому +3906

    Can't believe they put the final fantasy house as a boss in the remake

    • @posthumanoid
      @posthumanoid 4 роки тому +500

      It was prophecied in the original game with the random encounter of the "haunted house" enemy. It was a mistranslation of "stank house."

    • @unity-of-being
      @unity-of-being 4 роки тому +106

      Manny Fontes you won the comment section with this one LMFAOOOO

    • @gbrincks
      @gbrincks 4 роки тому +292

      The true Hellhouse was the friends we made along the way.

    • @GreenH0cker
      @GreenH0cker 4 роки тому +66

      i was actually wishing there was something more creative with it... like an actual building you had to navigate where some fucked up people lived (or wanted you to clear out so they could live in there). If the devs had been aware of this story, Hell House could have been a MUCH better thing in FF7R

    • @Mikey-zj8bn
      @Mikey-zj8bn 4 роки тому +13

      There was a boss fight with a house in the original right?

  • @pillbugm8914
    @pillbugm8914 Рік тому +194

    Jen has all the hallmarks of being the typical cult leader. She picks on a certain kind of vulnerable people she knows she can appeal to, and picks an obscure activity as the centre of the cult to make her followers believe they are in on something special in order to strengthen the bonds of the group.

    • @VHSo_o
      @VHSo_o 9 місяців тому +12

      well... she *is* Jenova.

    • @Bbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhh
      @Bbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhh 4 місяці тому +3

      Bruh, Jen is literally the example of what this wo ke world has become in this day and age. People cosplaying as things they aren’t and saying they are being dea dnamed if you don’t comply with them.

    • @BL00DYME55
      @BL00DYME55 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Bbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhh Never thought about it liket this, but it actually makes sense. The whole w0k3 thing is basically a cult, but on a global scale.

    • @EvdogMusic
      @EvdogMusic 2 місяці тому

      ​​​​@@Bbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhh> "wo ke", "dea dnamed"
      Say "woke" and "deadnamed", coward

  • @StarSnowGhost
    @StarSnowGhost 6 років тому +2159

    Things I hope get made into a "Down The Rabbit Hole" someday:
    -My Immortal
    -The Amazing Atheist
    -David Icke's Reptilian theories
    -Banksy
    -The Poe Toaster
    -Penny Dreadfuls
    -Max Headroom incident
    -Jimmy Screamerclaus

    • @OurBenefactors
      @OurBenefactors 6 років тому +164

      +1 vote for The Amazing Atheist. Also
      -Goon Island (related to the SA forums featured in this video)
      -My Elemental Goddess
      -Derek Smart
      -YTMND
      -That one Western lady who thinks she's an authentic Japanese geisha without any actual credentials to back it up, can't remember her name
      -Touhou and its fandom

    • @TheTimoprimo
      @TheTimoprimo 6 років тому +9

      @@OurBenefactors MagicalPockyUsagi (the weeb)
      Link:ua-cam.com/video/uAoV5AZ9a6Q/v-deo.html

    • @YaGuyALT
      @YaGuyALT 6 років тому +34

      I have like two which is
      -slenderman
      -thac (marble hornets crew)
      slenderman has been talked about like that a bunch so id be fine if he didnt do SM but no one ever talks about the downward spiral of thac and the breakup.

    • @rythzx8368
      @rythzx8368 6 років тому +57

      What is there to really talk about TJ (The Amazing Athiest) besides the banana thing and his falling out with Ben?

    • @babypurplebat2610
      @babypurplebat2610 6 років тому +80

      My vote is for the Amazing Atheist
      Also I nominate to make a comprehensive timeline of the ENTIRE Channel Awesome drama, no matter how long the video is. Every. Single. Creator.

  • @culwin
    @culwin 6 років тому +972

    If this was the plot to a movie, it would be rejected for being ridiculously unbelievable.

    • @samerm8657
      @samerm8657 6 років тому +3

      True

    • @jricks3909
      @jricks3909 6 років тому +115

      In the words of Bad Religion, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. However, your point is spot on; this behavior is so ludicrous it defies rationality and most sane people would not think it could possibly be real. Or perhaps it is better for the mind to just not believe it.

    • @Mrthecakedevil
      @Mrthecakedevil 6 років тому +1

      I don't know dude, Acrimony was a thing, and that was pretty bat shut crazy in its own right.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 6 років тому +3

      Well it is likely not true really. We have seen such stories on the internet, and since anyone can post anything, how can you be sure it is truth?

    • @Sassy_Witch
      @Sassy_Witch 6 років тому +7

      I mean, abusive releationships and mental illness are a thing and all, but even I think that this seems unreasonable. Especially since others actually joined.

  • @zanmaru139
    @zanmaru139 3 роки тому +2079

    "Cetra Queen" Jenova? Wow, she didn't even understand the character she was imitating. Jenovah wasn't a Cetra, this was a mistaken assumption initially made by the Shinra scientists that discovered her remains. The Cetra where a human offshoot that engaged in magic and mysticism that mostly died out after Jenovah preyed on them.
    In reality, Jenovah was a deceptive alien parasite that would manipulate others into serving her own ends... hmm, maybe Jen DID understand the character.

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 3 роки тому +88

      Not that big into the lore, but wouldnt she like in a sence of mockery, claim that title?

    • @veryoriginalname2515
      @veryoriginalname2515 2 роки тому +22

      @@lollikabosso.w.n7153 could be argued but noncanon

    • @veryoriginalname2515
      @veryoriginalname2515 2 роки тому +13

      @@lollikabosso.w.n7153 and never mentioned

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 2 роки тому +2

      @@veryoriginalname2515 ok

    • @JohnSmith-iw1wd
      @JohnSmith-iw1wd 2 роки тому +86

      Pedantic correction: the Cetra were not a "human offshot", rather, humans are a Cetra offshot.

  • @meta_taco9947
    @meta_taco9947 Рік тому +66

    I actually ran into Renee back when she was in Utah. It was a touch-and-go encounter in the local library, but the "girl-who-thinks-she's-Hojo" always sat in the back of my mind as an odd encounter. I'm glad I found your channel and remembered this and even gladder that it was only a touch-and-go encounter.

    • @dougr8646
      @dougr8646 Рік тому +2

      No you didn't

    • @meta_taco9947
      @meta_taco9947 Рік тому

      Were you there? @@dougr8646

    • @SyfoMan
      @SyfoMan Рік тому +1

      @@meta_taco9947 Nice made-up story.

    • @Probably_Gonna_Die
      @Probably_Gonna_Die 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@SyfoMan How can you be so sure it's fake? Imagine believing everything you read is fake. Stuff like this really does happen and if you don't believe it, maybe it's time to get out more and experience life.

  • @zoneanomaly4780
    @zoneanomaly4780 4 роки тому +1736

    You know, it's almost poetic that someone who took up the namesake Zack was psychologically tortured and manipulated by someone named Hojo and then finally escapes considering that's how Crisis Core starts

    • @kittycatrina1861
      @kittycatrina1861 3 роки тому +302

      maybe they rlly were soul bonded all along..

    • @pillarmenn1936
      @pillarmenn1936 3 роки тому +168

      @@kittycatrina1861 pretty freaky if true. if just all a coincidence then it's still creepy that everything seems to have mimicked the game in one way or another. they do say that there's a thin line between genius and madness

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 2 роки тому +2

      @@pillarmenn1936 or two abusive narcissists who related to two abusive narcissist characters and lured in a naive idiot to play a naive idiot character in their weird fantasy

    • @renren47618
      @renren47618 2 роки тому +21

      What if
      Just What if
      This means that they are right?

    • @vwts
      @vwts Рік тому +16

      I mean, they thought they were soul bonded, it’s to be expected that they would act kinda like their fictional counterparts

  • @mattmenna7928
    @mattmenna7928 3 роки тому +1147

    The selling blood thing probably sounds like a pretty crazy detail, but in state college blood/plasma donation is advertised everywhere and offers around $400-500/month. Being a college town, with broke college kids it’s pretty appealing, I knew a ton of people who did it, albeit for different reasons.

    • @StrawberryDubs
      @StrawberryDubs 3 роки тому +43

      I mean I think it’s pretty crazy that she was most likely expected to do it as much as she physically could

    • @niche9015
      @niche9015 3 роки тому +31

      Sure, I grew up in State College and used to sell my plasma all the time. I believe it was Bio Life on Beaver Ave, good quick money!

    • @robertpeterson900
      @robertpeterson900 3 роки тому +15

      My friend made 800 a month doing it twice to 3 times every 2 weeks. He was in a small town college and apparently they were desperate.

    • @drnogueiras8783
      @drnogueiras8783 3 роки тому

      @@niche9015 yep. Still there.

    • @ToxPhy
      @ToxPhy 3 роки тому +3

      I used to do it but apparently my platelet count started to become to low.

  • @waakufaaku9554
    @waakufaaku9554 6 років тому +571

    Others have brought this up, but it just baffles me: *how are these people so dedicated to these characters but seem to be unaware that it's weird for Aeris, Cid and Zack to be roommates with Hojo and Jenova?*
    These characters HATE and actively attempt to KILL one another!

    • @Bigusbackus
      @Bigusbackus 6 років тому +29

      this whole thing seems fake. hit me at the 25 min mark. to many coincidences that leads to the perfect story, to many storyline holes and multiple writing mistakes made supposebly by different people. nearly every story despite being writen by someone different always manages to mispell and over look the word "and" its highly unlikely multiple people made the same exact mistake in the same exact way all in a series of stories that are connected. look closely nearly every "and" is spelt "adn" theres just to many coincidences.

    • @Bigusbackus
      @Bigusbackus 6 років тому +12

      the first half had me fooled, either the writer gave up on later stories or a less skilled writer decided to pick up where the story ended. who knows maybe the first half is true and the 2nd half was manufactured by an amateur writer...either way the storyline is questionable but somewhat possible in the first jen story after that theres just to many coincidences which lead to the perfect most juciest story, to many storyline holes and similar writing mistakes.

    • @Bigusbackus
      @Bigusbackus 6 років тому +11

      jen supposebly spent 20k in small purchases over a few months? she'd literally have to be shopping 8 hours+ a day like its a job and at that point even if she is buying cheap stuff she's buying that muchof it that it rules out the whole "she spent it in such small amounts i never noticed it" argument, also the house was alreasy lived in so srorage space wouldnt be the best so if jens spending 20k on not needed small things wouldnt eventually the house be that full with shit there wouldnt be room to live?

    • @Bigusbackus
      @Bigusbackus 6 років тому +1

      also shes already mad about having to give money to jen so shes aware that jen is using her for money and isnt using her money wisely yet still insists on going to an atm daily to withdraw cash? that just doesnt add up, what also doesnt add up is if she's aware jen is wasting her money wouldnt you be watching your 20k slowly dwindle be enough to say no etc or just flat out leave. say id been living with someone who scabs and after a few months i noticed my savings had dropped from 20k to 15k (20k to 15k from small purchases over a few months is somewhat more reasonable, you dont just spend 20k in small purchases in months if you do its no longer "small purchases" as 20k in shopping for a few months is serious fucking shopping whether your buying thousands of $1 items or a few expensive items) due to this persons scabbing id either cut them off or flat out leave so you mean to tell me she not only kept saying yes but went and withdrew cash etc despite watching her account plummet and also being aware and mad at the fact jens using her and wasting her money....just doesnt add up. its not like shes under jens manipulative spell like the others, shes aware jen is nasty, manipulative and is just using them.

    • @Bigusbackus
      @Bigusbackus 6 років тому +6

      also the third story is suppose to be written by someone whos not into anime or gaming yet just happened to perfectly guess the era the game jen played was from even though it could easily be mistaken as a 80's or early 00's game to someone whos not into gaming he also uses gaming and anime slang, either he did some serious research after meeting jen or he had multiple in depth conversations with jen about interests hes not interested in and the fact he dislikes and is actively aware jen is a nutter, just doesnt add up he wouldnt even want to make small talk.

  • @AutumnLovingPallette
    @AutumnLovingPallette 3 роки тому +148

    I mean, this story brings the phrase ‘Zack Fair deserved better’ to a whole other level...

  • @richanddarksbane1439
    @richanddarksbane1439 4 роки тому +582

    standing in a kitchen with two other guys while watching a ritual in a house sounds pretty badass ngl

    • @dracvich
      @dracvich 4 роки тому +44

      Matt and the other normal housemates sound like pretty good and cool people

    • @Orangestar1
      @Orangestar1 4 роки тому +8

      Actually, stealing this idea for Shadowrun.

    • @jigglypuff3311
      @jigglypuff3311 4 роки тому +18

      Been there at a couple parties when wiccans/new age types do their little rituals. It's alright, it's definitely a mood, but no one taking it super seriously is what makes it not creepy

    • @eDOTrekt
      @eDOTrekt 4 роки тому +10

      @@jigglypuff3311 I had a friend in high school who was heavily into wicca/witchcraft/whatever. We've had several conversations about different types of energy, meditation, seances and whatnot. I actually had a crush on her in middle school which made it even more awkward, especially since I was in a pretty serious (as serious as high school could get) relationship at the time. Long story short, it was fascinating at the time learning about someone else's spiritualism but I never dove too deep into it. She always had a foot in reality however; unlike most of these soulbonders.

    • @yuwu585
      @yuwu585 4 роки тому +14

      @@eDOTrekt you didn't have a crush on her dummy, she just casted a love spell on you duh

  • @littlebighead4482
    @littlebighead4482 5 років тому +1828

    do you think we'll get a final fantasy house remake with the final fantasy 7 remake

    • @edgarcardiff4606
      @edgarcardiff4606 5 років тому +62

      Little Bighead I hope both so and not

    • @dt6119
      @dt6119 5 років тому +209

      Oh God.
      *NOW WITH GRAPHIC DETAILS SO YOU CAN SEE THE RED FLAGS FROM MILES AWAY*

    • @kitcat3579
      @kitcat3579 5 років тому +5

      God I fucking hope not

    • @rambam791
      @rambam791 5 років тому +5

      Come on over >:}

    • @lupuslogos2018
      @lupuslogos2018 5 років тому +2

      @Little Bighead If anything, it will be a Final Fantasy Remake House.

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken 6 років тому +886

    Fckn hell...the video being all serious and tense and then
    *I AM THE MOZART OF MY OWN WANG*
    remains on screen for the last 10mins; had me giggling a bit.

    • @haselni
      @haselni 6 років тому +44

      While that was great, my personal hero is Erasmus Darwin, who apparently soulbonded to The Legend of Zelda's Navi.
      Hey!
      Listen!

    • @emoyak8795
      @emoyak8795 6 років тому +1

      haselni Jesus I can't imagine living with that guy

    • @nomad5544
      @nomad5544 6 років тому +7

      @@emoyak8795 I can't imagine *being* that guy, man. Imagine the trains of thought(or lack thereof) of a guy like that.

    • @Gevaltshaufen
      @Gevaltshaufen 6 років тому

      Felsbrocken oo

    • @mushroomer6524
      @mushroomer6524 5 років тому +1

      @OMEGGA ... Why is that a woooosh? And it's woooosh with 4 o's.

  • @reitrace
    @reitrace 3 роки тому +133

    jen was literally just like "you? gongaga"

  • @cartmann94
    @cartmann94 6 років тому +180

    Final Fantasy and Otherkin. This can only end well.
    (Congrats on reaching 200k subs, Fredrik).

    • @CheebscastCheebs
      @CheebscastCheebs 6 років тому +4

      cartmann94 Um sir, I identify with Sephiroth and is my past life. Please respect my lifestyle. Lol, thats a joke.

  • @dragoneye0979
    @dragoneye0979 3 роки тому +281

    >You stole my crystals and doujinshi
    this entire story summed up in a single point on that list of grievances

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 3 роки тому +30

      I'd be pissed too ngl

    • @kauswekazilimani3736
      @kauswekazilimani3736 2 роки тому +18

      Screw the crystals, how do you take someone's doujinshi?

    • @badpiggies4926
      @badpiggies4926 Рік тому +1

      @@kauswekazilimani3736 what’s a doujinshi

    • @kauswekazilimani3736
      @kauswekazilimani3736 Рік тому +4

      @@badpiggies4926 Fan-created or self-published work, sometimes in the form of manga. Alot of it is erotic. Usually based on pre existing properties.

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili Рік тому +1

      @@kauswekazilimani3736 it's just an erotic fan-manga in paperback form, you just swipe it from their room.

  • @xxCrazyIzzyxx
    @xxCrazyIzzyxx 5 років тому +479

    Random Thought: If you're a soul-bonder and believe this kind of stuff...why would you willing go to live and spend time with a game's villain and antagonist? If these people think personality and traits pass to your current incarnation or whatever...wouldn't that make a malicious asshole still a malicious asshole?

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 5 років тому +71

      eXACTLY, WHAT THE FUCK, THANK YOU.

    • @michelleelias6073
      @michelleelias6073 5 років тому +46

      I mean I definitely agree but these people are clearly mentally ill. According to the information in this video, logic sadly does not apply

    • @nathans1829
      @nathans1829 4 роки тому +3

      All involved besides the good housemates are confirmed tards lol

    • @CurtisAlfeld
      @CurtisAlfeld 4 роки тому +11

      Because erotic fanfiction. You know these chicks would fist their ham wallets to the thought of Cloud fucking Sephiroth's submissive ass.

    • @aimlessf
      @aimlessf 4 роки тому +6

      Me, not making sense on somebody trusting a person who likes Hojo

  • @TheNitrop
    @TheNitrop 2 роки тому +142

    So... She claimed to be Jenova, and nobody thought for a moment that she was evil? ._.
    It's not like Hojo is such a sweetheart either, you know...

    • @Mechabang
      @Mechabang 2 роки тому +19

      Red flags! Get your red flags here!

    • @Viteaification
      @Viteaification Рік тому +9

      the red flag was big enough to cover the state. why roommate with an evil being???

    • @captainweekend5276
      @captainweekend5276 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Viteaification When you see that the main two weren't that bad looking, it seems like the motivation for a lot of these guys was to hopefully bone either or both of them. Guys back then who were really into stuff like final fantasy were not typically also good with women, and alt girls have always had a reputation for being easy.

    • @unmessable12
      @unmessable12 8 місяців тому +2

      @@captainweekend5276 Did they not smell like shit and refuse to bathe? That'd bring a 10 down to a 2 or 1 real goddamn fast

  • @grosezero8834
    @grosezero8834 6 років тому +198

    the fact that you show the ff character when talking about the writer is insanly humorous to me

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 6 років тому +27

      grose zero
      A conversation between Hojo, Jenova, and Zack carrying items from Walmart. Gently caress me, that might be the epitome of fanfiction.

  • @collinmclaren6608
    @collinmclaren6608 6 років тому +414

    Its weirdly fascinating to learn that this scale of internet insanity was taking place even in its early ages. If anything there's probably loads of this stuff buried in backroom image forums that have been lost to time.

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 5 років тому +19

      Thank god archeaologists and anthropologists won't be able to find those things.

    • @v3ck1n
      @v3ck1n 5 років тому +4

      This is what the internet was in it's infancy.

    • @Efreeti
      @Efreeti 5 років тому +12

      Something Awful and Livejournal were not the internet's "infancy". More adolescent stage, it now being a young adult. Usenet and similar BBS messageboards predate them by up to 20 years, older than the World Wide Web and HTTP protocol.

    • @norwardradtke1361
      @norwardradtke1361 5 років тому +3

      The internet just laid bare the insanity that is human beings my friend.

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, considering my grandma had the internet in 95-96, and my brothers and I have used internet since then, this shit seemed retardedly recent for me in the whole scheme of things.
      Jesus, is everyone online these days besides me like a toddler or something?

  • @rossovivie
    @rossovivie 4 роки тому +6061

    imagine believing you are the reincarnation of Zack Fair and think you can trust living safely around "Hojo" and "Jenova" LOL

    • @tr4nsg0th1ca
      @tr4nsg0th1ca 4 роки тому +873

      Anything is possible when you've got college freshman stress combined with liberal amounts of booze.

    • @spencykings3182
      @spencykings3182 4 роки тому +638

      @@tr4nsg0th1ca also, insane amounts of psychological abuse

    • @citizenvulpes4562
      @citizenvulpes4562 4 роки тому +49

      @@tr4nsg0th1ca and LSD

    • @raioh4747
      @raioh4747 4 роки тому +174

      @@citizenvulpes4562 not how LSD works

    • @GrandMasterPeep
      @GrandMasterPeep 4 роки тому +272

      You’d be surprised how underdeveloped adults are because of psychological abuse as children. We don’t put enough effort in the mental health issues that plague the entire world

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta 2 роки тому +183

    When I was young, I had a friend who's mother fell for a cult leader. She invited the guy over to our house one night and I remember him having the darkest vibe of anyone I've ever met. My friends mom ended up leaving her husband and moving him and his brother to a commune in the middle of the desert with a bunch of other people. I dont know the details, but apparently it got really bad. I visited my former friend years later and he was not the same person, the ordeal had taken a serious toll on him. This story just proves that these kind of things happen more often than you'd like to think.

    • @marcar9marcar972
      @marcar9marcar972 2 роки тому +1

      No they don’t. Sad what happened to your friend but wouldn’t call it common.

    • @Chaotic4Neutral
      @Chaotic4Neutral Рік тому +32

      @@marcar9marcar972 You're the only person who used the word common.

    • @asmrtpop2676
      @asmrtpop2676 Рік тому +2

      @@marcar9marcar972You just told on yourself

  • @avyntide
    @avyntide 6 років тому +295

    I wonder if the person going by Jen realizes the irony of their choice of name. Jenova in the ff7 games is a villainous parasite from space who manipulates people and tries to destroy the world. Much like the villain, Jen seemingly is also a villainous parasite who manipulates people and tries to destroy their personal and social worlds.

    • @Articulatedcopy
      @Articulatedcopy 6 років тому +38

      Well then it isn't ironic. It's perfectly accurate.

    • @ESPorygon
      @ESPorygon 6 років тому +36

      My thoughts exactly. I couldn't help but wonder, how much of her behavior comes from subconsciously playing the part of Jenova? Did she choose Jenova to "bond" with in the first place because she was already an abusive, manipulative person and could relate, or did she become an abusive, manipulative person over time because that's just what she thinks Jenova would do in her situation?

    • @kylevickers4978
      @kylevickers4978 6 років тому +3

      There's only one way to find out. Track down this nut-job and find out firsthand. Oh, and don't forget to make a detailed account of whatever you experience for us. Thanks in advance

    • @asuspiciousavocado3317
      @asuspiciousavocado3317 6 років тому +3

      *+Kyle Vickers*
      Dear Kyle, you can't ask people to sacrifice their sanity and (possibly) their life for information! What if they never came back?!

    • @gleenfales
      @gleenfales 6 років тому

      Are you serious? Thats the obvious fact. She is not mentally ok, she needs to be in a facility where she cannot hurt or manipulate anyone. I don't know why she isn't being pursued after, she can cause a lot of damage.

  • @bobmalfrank5694
    @bobmalfrank5694 6 років тому +1434

    I'm soulbonded to parapa the rappa. Kick punch block and chop the door.

    • @Carcosahead
      @Carcosahead 6 років тому +17

      bob malfrank this is the best comment I’ve found yet.

    • @indegostalker2259
      @indegostalker2259 6 років тому +4

      ma man

    • @martyshrekster
      @martyshrekster 6 років тому +19

      Well I'm soulbonded to Um Jammer Lammy. NOW PUT THESE KIDS TO SLEEP WILL YA??

    • @Jarjarbinks683
      @Jarjarbinks683 6 років тому +9

      Woah,woah woah woah woah. Woah woah?

    • @greenknight9000
      @greenknight9000 6 років тому +10

      The fact you got the line wrong irrationally infuriates me

  • @thedude9913
    @thedude9913 4 роки тому +3877

    Im soulbounded as that scientist that turned himself into a pickle
    Funniest shit i have ever seen

    • @Mothwater
      @Mothwater 4 роки тому +65

      What was his name? Roark?

    • @Viper-ft3tk
      @Viper-ft3tk 4 роки тому +144

      "People don't understand I have an extremely high intellect."

    • @raeji
      @raeji 4 роки тому +9

      clorox bleach what heis picpickd le rick he is not lyignn

    • @kyubayas
      @kyubayas 4 роки тому +36

      *Funniest shit I've ever been

    • @thedude9913
      @thedude9913 4 роки тому +6

      @@kyubayas oh look grammar nazi

  • @MrLordFireDragon
    @MrLordFireDragon 2 роки тому +393

    People talk pretty unhealthily about neurodivergence a lot, and others rightfully pick them up on victimising people because they happen to think or behave differently. I think there's a lot of discussion to be had about where 'mental illness' and pity end and 'abuse' starts.
    I think the line is just that: at the point where you 'being yourself' is abuse to others - destroying their property, controlling their lives, refusing to contribute or aid those around you - is the point where you can no longer claim you're just neurodivergent and should be treated with respect. There are people who are heavily autistic or have other 'disorders' who are perfectly capable of understanding and interacting with society, but society doesn't accept them because they act weird, or don't express themselves the way others do. Especially when things like therapy and medication clearly help you coexist with others without abuse, you can't claim to just 'think differently' and get a pass for abusive behaviour.
    I suppose it's important for people to know this so they don't get sucked into codependent (or worse) relationships with people who try to co-opt messages of tolerance to get away with abuse. If someone in your life is hurting you like this, get out and get help.

    • @SkyFlaks
      @SkyFlaks 2 роки тому +10

      Well said

    • @Bootystank99659
      @Bootystank99659 Рік тому

      I honestly hate when kin community weirdos blame this behavior or being heavily delusional on mental disability because it just makes everyone else look bad and gives people that treats them unfairly more ammo

    • @1snivy10
      @1snivy10 Рік тому +8

      Preacg

    • @1snivy10
      @1snivy10 Рік тому +7

      Oh of course I make a god damn typo

    • @brderlad
      @brderlad Рік тому +25

      exactly! throughout the video i was thinking that these people (especially jen) seem like theyre possibly nd and mentally ill if they have these intense delusions, but consistently refusing help or fighting people who tell you that something’s wrong just shows that it’s turned into straight up abuse. i know several really nice & genuine people who have delusional attachments to characters, so its definitely not just the neurodivergence - the ppl in the vid were malicious as well. i really do hope that they eventually got some sort of help and stopped abusing/scamming people.

  • @shotarojoestar5349
    @shotarojoestar5349 6 років тому +310

    What's amazing is that this was all before Crisis Core where Zack had further characterization. Zack was in FF7 for like a minute or two

    • @JimTheBananaBoy
      @JimTheBananaBoy 5 років тому +33

      He even mentioned that. She claims that he talks like all of Zack’s 10 voice lines

  • @modernotaku1764
    @modernotaku1764 6 років тому +714

    “Lots of people cannot understand me because I have such a high intellect it is beyond their grasp” ah yes, I see... it was Sarah who formed the modern Rick and Morty fandom....

    • @dokonaut
      @dokonaut 6 років тому +2

      wait, wasnt that Aeris/Sarah who said that?

    • @modernotaku1764
      @modernotaku1764 6 років тому +3

      blashga27 you might just be right. I’m trying to go through the video quickly to find where it was said, but a 40 minute long video makes it hard to find one line...

    • @dokonaut
      @dokonaut 6 років тому +8

      Found it, 24:21. yeah its sarah/aeris saying it. lol whatever, sorry to be so nit-picky :) have a nice day

    • @modernotaku1764
      @modernotaku1764 6 років тому +4

      blashga27 nah don’t worry. I commented before the end of the video and I think at that point I was expecting the outcome to be that Sarah WAS Jen. That’s what I get for commenting before I got all the info.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 6 років тому +2

      Did she get her sauce

  • @googiegress
    @googiegress 4 роки тому +568

    It turns out that the real insanity, was the friends they made along the way.

  • @anomolouscow3761
    @anomolouscow3761 3 роки тому +239

    "The world needs us to conquer evil"
    If you believe you're the reincarnation of JENOVA, I got some bad news for you.

    • @kyarabarrion4523
      @kyarabarrion4523 3 роки тому +7

      Ikr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Araneus21
      @Araneus21 3 роки тому +5

      for a parasite feeding off other organisms, those organisms fighting back is the EVIL

    • @TonySpike
      @TonySpike 8 місяців тому +4

      Even calls herself a Cetra ...witch Jenova is not 😂

    • @Bbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhh
      @Bbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhh 4 місяці тому

      These wo ke people with this mindset did end up conquering the world in the end though, look at the state we are in today

    • @Bbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhh
      @Bbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhh 4 місяці тому

      I mean you can cosplay as the opposite gen der today and everyone must pander to you apparently.

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 6 років тому +289

    The fact that the first woman in contact names herself after Hojo, of all characters, should've been an immediate warning sign.

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 6 років тому +26

      JackgarPrime Agreed granted any Villian name should raise some warning signs double if they are a crazy one

    • @the_big_dededester
      @the_big_dededester 6 років тому +43

      Nevermind Jenova of all characters.

    • @sebsandwich1162
      @sebsandwich1162 6 років тому +18

      Remember the OP of the first story was a heavy drinker.

    • @tjlnintendo
      @tjlnintendo 6 років тому +8

      Seb Sandwich
      More like a heavy idiot.

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 6 років тому +6

      Yeah, anyone who names themselves after a scientist who tried to breed RedXIII (an animal) and Tifa (a human) is a messed up SOB.

  • @ironsentinel6047
    @ironsentinel6047 4 роки тому +963

    "9/10 Has a little something for everyone."
    - IGN

  • @herobrinesblog
    @herobrinesblog 2 роки тому +112

    So, Jena is actually a pretty good Jenovah, as in: perfect cult leader, thinks shes some god, manipulates so well she manages to ruin everyones life just for snacks

  • @CallMeNoa
    @CallMeNoa 5 років тому +456

    The ringleader identifying herself with Jenova is a red flag right from the start honestly.

    • @Bighomie39
      @Bighomie39 4 роки тому +39

      At least she would have an absolute banger of a theme if I beat her up

    • @aromusbaspet9032
      @aromusbaspet9032 4 роки тому +39

      You may be onto something there. I mean, Jenova is a parasitic life-form that manipulates Cloud into believing he's not himself but a person who doesn't really exist. Now look at Jen who runs an Otakukin cult and cons her followers out of their money. No wonder she saw a lot of herself in Sephiroth's mom...

    • @quinndaniels1928
      @quinndaniels1928 4 роки тому +9

      @@Bighomie39 honestly, if certain people had a disembodied, area-based battle theme when they got into a fight/got beat up, I'd condone violence more regularly

    • @locke103
      @locke103 4 роки тому +2

      heh, yeah. parasite. that's what i came to see the in-game jenova as.
      or if you prefer, lavos with alien tiddies.

  • @fireorb2
    @fireorb2 6 років тому +2800

    I mean Jenova and Hojo were bad characters in the game, so yeah moving in with those two was a bad idea to begin with.

    • @Garner465
      @Garner465 6 років тому +519

      She basically claimed to be the reincarnation of female space-Satan. Not exactly an indicator of trustworthiness or humility.

    • @ultrixsoma2736
      @ultrixsoma2736 6 років тому +369

      Hojo was a fucking manipulative, self-centered asshole with little to no care for other living things. It was (soul)bound to happen.

    • @Irrelevant402
      @Irrelevant402 6 років тому +157

      ...Y'know Cid doesn't seem like such a bad roomie or neighbor anymore.

    • @ratprt
      @ratprt 6 років тому +68

      Irrelevant402 at the very least you could have a laugh with Cid and get smashrd

    • @Irrelevant402
      @Irrelevant402 6 років тому +105

      "SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND DRINK YOUR GOD DAMN BEER!"

  • @WilfrePancakes
    @WilfrePancakes 6 років тому +1471

    *This is why Sephiroth summoned a meteor to strike the planet*

  • @Rahbiel_AotD
    @Rahbiel_AotD 3 роки тому +90

    “The very minor character Zack from Final Fantasy 7…”
    Wow, this IS an old internet story.

  • @driftercarbon
    @driftercarbon 6 років тому +134

    Obsession is a dangerous thing. Cosplay and roleplay can be a great escape, but there are lines that shouldn't be crossed, and once you start hurting others or yourself or both, that's when it stops being fun and starts being a very serious problem. I really hope these folks get the help they clearly need.

    • @arandomperson3952
      @arandomperson3952 6 років тому +1

      But we wouldn't have this bullshit to laugh at then.
      Seriously though, this is really dejecting to see people with this level of dementia, whether it is clinical or not.

  • @HalfAluminumChemist
    @HalfAluminumChemist 6 років тому +2891

    >College freshman
    >Heavy drinker
    Why did you just say the same thing twice?

  • @TSAirica
    @TSAirica 5 років тому +1366

    *Clear red flags*
    *moves in*
    okay

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 років тому +53

      Lets see where this goes...
      it ill be fun

    • @cornpop7521
      @cornpop7521 5 років тому +190

      When your wearing rose tinted glasses, red flags just look like flags.

    • @animatedink2529
      @animatedink2529 5 років тому +37

      I'd be out the door the nano-second Hojo was mentioned. Like no, absolutely no

    • @ouroboros5656
      @ouroboros5656 5 років тому +3

      @@cornpop7521 God, damn.

    • @snosibsnob3930
      @snosibsnob3930 5 років тому +16

      Alcohol will do that to ya

  • @cceres
    @cceres 5 місяців тому +7

    I met them and spent a very brief time in their house. I don't remember exactly what year it was, somewhere between 2001-2004, this was all so long ago. The experience has colored my view of a lot of different things, but I was so small in the scheme of things that no one remembers me, and I'm kind of glad for that. I would speak about what I saw there, but only anonymously. It was already a strange time for me, which is why I ended up there in the first place. That kind of thing happens when you're searching for answers no one can seem to give you.
    Most of all, I hope Mela is thriving. She was one of the nicest, sweetest, most forthcoming people I've ever met, and I just want all good things for her.

    • @johnnyhuynh9016
      @johnnyhuynh9016 4 місяці тому

      So yall was getting high and living like hippies huh it’s cool been there done that

    • @cceres
      @cceres 4 місяці тому +2

      @@johnnyhuynh9016 I think I spent a grand total of three nights there, and I regret to inform you that none of what I was present for involved drug use as far as I could tell. It seems to have been just... who they were.

  • @FANTAVISION
    @FANTAVISION 6 років тому +2160

    I often feel that I've wasted a lot of my time with watching TV and UA-cam, but then I learn of these insane people wasting YEARS of their life being completely insane. They make me feel a lot better haha

    • @scottmorel7535
      @scottmorel7535 6 років тому +33

      Yo man you got a spare futon lying around? I need a new futon man.

    • @justinsinger2505
      @justinsinger2505 6 років тому +9

      FANTA love your content

    • @ADreamingTraveler
      @ADreamingTraveler 6 років тому +53

      That still shouldn't be an excuse for us to not better our lives though. Even if there's people wasting it in worse ways than we are lol

    • @souvikmitra6161
      @souvikmitra6161 6 років тому +12

      @@ADreamingTraveler but atleast we can take away that there are people out there doing much worse, and well, much better too ;-;

    • @momon969
      @momon969 6 років тому +19

      I feel similarly guilty about how much weed I smoke. Then I similarly feel better as soon as I see two junkies fist fighting over a thrown away sandwich. The whole "could be worse" thing proves to ourselves that we aren't complete failures. We've still managed to hang on to more or less normal lives, and that's more than can be said about some people.

  • @JustWowNick
    @JustWowNick 4 роки тому +952

    “You’re both country grown, ...”
    *furiously typing in google maps for Gongaga*

    • @calebwheeler8143
      @calebwheeler8143 3 роки тому +20

      I did just that. I got some restaurant in Sao Paulo.

    • @liammcnicholas918
      @liammcnicholas918 3 роки тому +36

      @@calebwheeler8143 I wonder if there are any Brazilian Zack cosplayers who go there regularly

    • @AraiiarA
      @AraiiarA 3 роки тому +37

      @@calebwheeler8143 oh shit I live in São Paulo. Maybe I should start my own Final Fantasy House near Gongaga...

    • @LynxLycan2
      @LynxLycan2 3 роки тому +12

      *me? Gongaga*

    • @lonk_skonk
      @lonk_skonk 3 роки тому +1

      Now for Nibelhei- oh yeah

  • @weepingwell
    @weepingwell 5 років тому +3404

    The most unbelievable part of all of this is that they cut him down to one hour a week at a grocery store.

    • @suprcrzy
      @suprcrzy 5 років тому +737

      Seriously. Who the fuck would even entertain that? If you cut my shift down to one hour a week, im robbing the fucking store when we close tonight!

    • @ML-tr1hz
      @ML-tr1hz 5 років тому +161

      Sounds like when I worked at GameStop lol

    • @joshwatkins3564
      @joshwatkins3564 5 років тому +140

      This is exactly the reason I left my job. Got down to about 5 hours a week and I just stopped showing up

    • @simegasims5743
      @simegasims5743 5 років тому +16

      BRUH

    • @bawlout9367
      @bawlout9367 5 років тому +155

      Even when my job gets slow(I'm a waiter) and I only get 3 days a week (15-18 hours) I start thinking about selling drugs , and other semi legit side hustles, I could never even think of coming to a job for JUST 60 MINS.

  • @johnrogan8284
    @johnrogan8284 2 роки тому +80

    It brings me so much joy to see the internet discover the horror that is the average State College living arrangement.

  • @hypethekomodo6495
    @hypethekomodo6495 6 років тому +407

    "Huh, a bunch of people with similar interests living together? Sure they're into some kinda...unusual things, but surely it can't be that bad."
    *40 minutes later*
    "what the hell did i just listen to"

    • @Andrius971
      @Andrius971 6 років тому +40

      Every story of down the rabbit hole starts pretty innocently, its gets crazier the longer it goes, you might say, it is like going down a rabbit hole? EH?

    • @MixMasterLar
      @MixMasterLar 6 років тому +2

      This was basically my personal journey through this video

    • @House2017
      @House2017 6 років тому +12

      Abusers being abusers basically.

  • @sailormoonfan224
    @sailormoonfan224 5 років тому +244

    I've been having trouble with my anxiety and heavy panic attacks for weeks due to a medication change. I was convinced I was going crazy-even though this has been an issue since childhood. Then during one such panic attack, I click on this 40 minute video since I already feel like shit and realize I am getting no sleep tonight. Something to attempt to distract me from my symptoms, even a little bit. Well, I'll be damned, but I was distracted from quite a bit of them watching this. Also, I feel like for the first time in ages, I'm reminded through the events of this video that having a panic attack disorder doesn't make you crazy. It's shit like THIS is what it means to be crazy.

    • @TheTingcat
      @TheTingcat 5 років тому +34

      Hope you're doing better, and if not, I hope it improves soon.

    • @teaguejelinek4038
      @teaguejelinek4038 5 років тому +3

      Nice

    • @Kimmie6772
      @Kimmie6772 5 років тому +7

      Even though my anxiety isn't as bad as this (still quite bad), can you stop putting my life story out on the internet, please? Not everyone needs to know why I watch UA-cam videos all afternoon.

    • @brittany2369
      @brittany2369 5 років тому

      Been there done that his videos definitely help me fall asleep

  • @ZombieGuy2401
    @ZombieGuy2401 4 роки тому +868

    Man, I think I'm spiritually connected to every black mesa guard that owes Gordon Freeman a beer

  • @aschyd
    @aschyd 2 роки тому +18

    the self harming part made me "ouch", cuz I've been in a similar situation. I got you bro, hope you're doing ok.

  • @madestmadhatter
    @madestmadhatter 6 років тому +556

    "Hey we think we were the villains from FFVII, and that you were the pseudo hero, come live with us!"

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 6 років тому +26

      Well, Hojo wasn't really a villain/Antagonist He was just a crazy scientist dude. I mean you can even chill with him later on a beach. He's just there getting a tan with some babes.

    • @madestmadhatter
      @madestmadhatter 6 років тому +58

      @@Noobie2k7 He had Aerith kidnapped with the intent she be raped by a dog. I mean he did other things too, but I don't know if we're including the expanded universe, if not which evil deeds were first revealed in the original game, and if any of that really matters after he kidnaps an innocent girl and then tries to force her to copulate with a dog.

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 6 років тому +14

      Oh yeah that is true. I forgot about the Aerith bit.

    • @acheron16
      @acheron16 6 років тому +12

      @@madestmadhatterHe was just into bestiality, dont judge him :P

    • @madestmadhatter
      @madestmadhatter 6 років тому +11

      @@acheron16 I'm so sorry, I want to make a funny retort about not involving unwilling participants in your kink, but I can't figure out how to phrase it in a way that doesn't sound too serious.

  • @Shigbeard
    @Shigbeard 4 роки тому +386

    I'm soul-bonded to that one low res citizen model in Half-Life 2 that you can find by noclipping during the elevator ride with Judith Mossman at the right time and then travelling town a corridor until you find the low res model.

    • @blackmetalcumbia
      @blackmetalcumbia 4 роки тому +19

      I am soulbonded with the combine guards. I love beat the fuck off the people at the station!

    • @GOFFBITZH666
      @GOFFBITZH666 4 роки тому +15

      I’m soul-bonded to that one tin can that the one combine guard ordered you to toss into the trash!

    • @dnkakusei
      @dnkakusei 4 роки тому +11

      @@GOFFBITZH666 P I C K U P T H A T C A N

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 3 роки тому +5

      I’m soul-bonded with that one orc you decapitated in Shadow of War.
      “STILL ALIIIIIIIVE!”

    • @merilynne1548
      @merilynne1548 3 роки тому +6

      Ah, Cheaple was a great citizen lmao

  • @Fluffy-Rose1993
    @Fluffy-Rose1993 3 роки тому +701

    This reminds me of someone I used to be friends with a long time ago. She believed Sephiroth was a real man, and she told us that she will wait for him for her entire life, and even planned out her marriage and wedding to him for when he did come. She was also quite toxic about other fans and hated anyone who paired him with their own OC's. She saw it as cheating. I haven't spoken to her in years, but I honestly hope she got over this.

    • @dashallfaria7890
      @dashallfaria7890 3 роки тому +25

      You should talk to her again and ask

    • @Fluffy-Rose1993
      @Fluffy-Rose1993 3 роки тому +85

      @@dashallfaria7890 I never knew her real name. Her account at the website I spoke to her is also long gone.

    • @dashallfaria7890
      @dashallfaria7890 3 роки тому +5

      @@Fluffy-Rose1993 alright then

    • @evanherrera5948
      @evanherrera5948 3 роки тому +16

      Find her fool

    • @Fluffy-Rose1993
      @Fluffy-Rose1993 3 роки тому +10

      @@evanherrera5948 I don't remember her real name.

  • @KobeniGaming
    @KobeniGaming 3 роки тому +113

    oh my god, when i was 14 or 15 i was groomed by the lunatics just like these. person who believed they were reincarnated as a child and a couple of other characters, and her friend. holy shit i never knew someone went through something similar. luckily they lived far away from me, and when i turned 18 they lost interest in me, but it's done so much damage to me. im still a little bit scared some of them will visit me one day.

    • @rigerous8726
      @rigerous8726 Рік тому +11

      Sorry you went through that man. Dont worry your safe now

    • @REMfakeplastictrees
      @REMfakeplastictrees Рік тому

      @@rigerous8726why are you giving him a false sense of security? They have his ip address dude

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili Рік тому +3

      I'm glad you made it out! I knew people like this too, in the periphery of my friend group (same era as the Final Fantasy house, early 00s.) To me, it seemed super common at the time, because I went to a lot of cons and met all kinds of socially awkward, upper-middle class kids whose parents were just not paying attention to them. a lot of them went this direction.

  • @hatemonger8902
    @hatemonger8902 5 років тому +371

    You'd think that Zack's limit bar would've filled faster than that, all things considered.

    • @entertheabyss9785
      @entertheabyss9785 5 років тому +21

      He probably wanted to fuck

    • @rhino8817
      @rhino8817 5 років тому

      @@entertheabyss9785 okay boomer

    • @entertheabyss9785
      @entertheabyss9785 5 років тому +12

      @@rhino8817 found zack

    • @gan5920
      @gan5920 5 років тому +36

      @@entertheabyss9785 In the original account written by Zack he explicitly states that he's asexual. And even if he was she didn't bathe EVER sooo...

    • @entertheabyss9785
      @entertheabyss9785 5 років тому +3

      ok zack

  • @Larry
    @Larry 6 років тому +3713

    How did I miss this back in the day? It's glorious!!!

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 6 років тому +81

      Larry Bundy Jr
      At least they did not soulbond with Xenogears or Phantasmagoria.

    • @PabbyPabbles
      @PabbyPabbles 6 років тому +195

      Once there is no more UA-cam left for Larry Bundy Jr to comment, he will start spilling over to the offline world. Leave him a bit of free space on your walls and appliances.

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 6 років тому +20

      TheOnePabb
      I'll renovate my house immediately, then.

    • @gwendolynstata3775
      @gwendolynstata3775 6 років тому +78

      5 Fucked Up Facts About The Final Fantasy House.

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 6 років тому +39

      Gwendolyn Stata
      5 Gently Caressing Things Gaming Fandom Create

  • @oliviamancer
    @oliviamancer 5 років тому +737

    Imagine being Jenova. An all powerful alien that travels from planet to planet, sucking the life out of them. You had the power to destroy worlds with ease.
    Then you die and get resurrected as some random human girl with no powers whatsoever that lives in a pigsty.
    Not the most glorious end, huh?

    • @paulhairston6759
      @paulhairston6759 5 років тому +147

      Grand Salamancer now Jenova travels from apartment to apartment sucking the money out of her roommate’s bank accounts.

    • @daredrogers3884
      @daredrogers3884 4 роки тому +23

      Well I'm assuming shes the bad guy of the game so I would say its a deserving end.

    • @MaVoelk
      @MaVoelk 4 роки тому +17

      Now I believe she is a reincarnate! Haha, this was her punishment.
      Reminds me of that anime, I think it’s called... The devils a part-timer

    • @Riko_KP
      @Riko_KP 4 роки тому +2

      @@paulhairston6759 ...And has the power to destroy lives with ease.

    • @jesusvilla5907
      @jesusvilla5907 4 роки тому +8

      @@MaVoelk the devil ended up being a nice guy tho

  • @daltooinewestwood6380
    @daltooinewestwood6380 Рік тому +12

    This rabbit hole takes me back. I used to be friends with a group in high school who were like this with anime and they convinced me that I was the reincarnation of Kurogane from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, it got so bad that I started to think I could speak to him in my head. When my family moved away from that school district I finally was able to let go of all that and I consider myself lucky

  • @antipsychotic451
    @antipsychotic451 5 років тому +1230

    After watching this video, I feel comfortable announcing that I am actually in a polyamorous relationship with the thumb people from Spy Kids, as I have soulbonded with them.

    • @JimTheBananaBoy
      @JimTheBananaBoy 5 років тому +30

      The Eggplant Mage were not degenerates here, we don’t believe in polygamy

    • @LoopZoopler
      @LoopZoopler 5 років тому +9

      Image you've traversed all the way to what you think is end of the game ready to square up against Medusa. Youre going in on extra hard difficulty. You got your handy dandy staff/club/palm or whatever the fuck and youre ready. And them some assfuck turns you into an eggplant and you die instantly. Fuck you eggplant mage

    • @shwarmamane2131
      @shwarmamane2131 5 років тому +20

      To be honest the thumb people in spy kids seemed like nice guys, so i can understand why you might be in such a relationship.

    • @giantlips1462
      @giantlips1462 5 років тому +14

      Is this true, brother?

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 5 років тому +5

      After watching this I feel moderately better about my own life.

  • @ssharkbait
    @ssharkbait 5 років тому +2216

    Me listening: they sound like they probably stink and don’t clean
    The video: they stunk and didnt clean
    My otherkin is Thats So Raven.

    • @xxslendermomxx3026
      @xxslendermomxx3026 4 роки тому +10

      Burt C0caine
      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Isaac-pr9wj
      @Isaac-pr9wj 4 роки тому +8

      @@xxslendermomxx3026 unrated comment

    • @chompchompchangbin
      @chompchompchangbin 4 роки тому +12

      i ugly laughed but tbh?? Almost all anime / FF fans don't use deodorant so

    • @ssharkbait
      @ssharkbait 4 роки тому +17

      aannddrreeaa I believe you lmao. The number one criticism I hear about anime cons is that it just smells like musty booty.

    • @RND_03
      @RND_03 4 роки тому +1

      I congratulate you for not editing your comment to thank people for 1k likes. Good one on ya 👍

  • @spikkle2627
    @spikkle2627 5 років тому +732

    Many UA-camrs would have taken this topic and turned it into a freak show, highlighting the juiciest details while glossing over most of the actual history. This video shows not only a remarkable dedication to thorough research and contextualisation of the topic, but also remarkable respect for its subjects and their beliefs, which, let's be honest, it's all too easy to just write off as 'batshit loony'. Really enjoyed this.

    • @knucklesechidna2124
      @knucklesechidna2124 5 років тому +86

      batshit loony perfectly describes it.

    • @trippasnippa119
      @trippasnippa119 5 років тому +3

      spikkle well if you really think about it it seems like hes pretty much just rewording a reddit post its not like hes reading from multiple resources (at least on this topic) but yeah i can see what youre saying

    • @lyravain6304
      @lyravain6304 5 років тому +27

      @@knucklesechidna2124 Oh, it IS batshit loony. It's also peppered with psychopathy, manipulation, psychological warfare and torture leading to brainwashing. Just how someone can be autistic and still brilliant (the 'savant' phenomenon), somene can definitely be coocoo-for-cocopuffs batshit loco and yet use some pretty powerful emotional manipulation to make a living out of people.

    • @21Shells
      @21Shells 5 років тому +19

      Nickolas Ganadakis autism isnt a very good example as it doesnt usually affect a lot of peoples functionality at all. Im autistic and im not really that different from anyone else, despite being high up the spectrum, so its not really a ‘phenomenon’. These people were clearly far more... crazy than anything ive seen.

    • @lyravain6304
      @lyravain6304 5 років тому +6

      @@21Shells See, that's my point; there's autistic people who, quite literally, cannot function in society. Then there's people who might be autistic but not only can join society like everyone else, but can also be absolutely brilliant. My point is to highlight that, someone can be quite insane but still capable of, if not concealing then at least deceiving people with it.

  • @jackcooper8553
    @jackcooper8553 3 роки тому +134

    Man, FF7R Part 2 took the story in a completely different direction than the original.
    Also ironic given that there’s an enemy/boss in FF7 literally called “Hell House”

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 роки тому

      I like that I got the platinum trophy 2 weeks after the game came out. 220 hours and one smashed controller. never again

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 5 років тому +1644

    The moral of this story is: don't move in with random people you've only talked to online. "Jen" sounds like a classic narcissistic sociopath.

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket 5 років тому +33

      Sounded like NPD/BPD mix to me.

    • @middleclassbogan9741
      @middleclassbogan9741 5 років тому +13

      @@SpecialBlanket dunno my last ex was pretty bpd and this jen chick is leagues of extra crazy

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket 5 років тому +35

      @@middleclassbogan9741 i agree that something additional is going on, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have BPD too. people with BPD can be a variety of personality types and levels of crazy like anyone. I'm just saying that out of the cluster-B personality disorders, I don't think NPD+ASPD is the right combo.

    • @A.Tips.306
      @A.Tips.306 5 років тому +3

      ​@@middleclassbogan9741 Right but did you guys live together (Without parents) or dated separately with parents? It's definitely NPD but possibly BPD, Sociopath or Psychopath. You can't ever fully tell until you guys live together and no one to rely dependently on.
      Additionally BPDs tend to behave more softly if they date full blown NPDs.

    • @middleclassbogan9741
      @middleclassbogan9741 5 років тому +1

      @@SpecialBlanket haven't lived with my family in about a decade, spent almost 5 years living with her

  • @gathenhielm9977
    @gathenhielm9977 6 років тому +805

    Weird how every single otherkin is soulbonded to a really interesting character, innit?
    None of them goes, "Yeah, I'm actually Ragnur from Skyrim. He's an unremarkable man who works at a general store. In the evenings he goes back to his small home, drinks alone and falls asleep. This cycle repeats every single day."
    ... Actually that is a pretty accurate description of my life.
    Am I an otherkin?

    • @doktorwyvern2883
      @doktorwyvern2883 6 років тому +138

      Buster Jostrand Jokes on you, I'm an otherkin of a Lovecraft story protagonist, and thus, the epitome of useless to reality.

    • @riidenlieko
      @riidenlieko 6 років тому +115

      The people kinning small-scale characters are the best; there’s no story, personality, background, NOTHING to latch onto, so basically they’re projecting their own being onto a character they wish they were. Kinception, if you will. Voiceless visual novel protags are one hell of a drug.

    • @12345678900987659101
      @12345678900987659101 6 років тому +51

      There's no Ragnur in Skyrim. Your saying your non-existent then.
      That's pretty edgy.

    • @nedimgery-buyukyuksel513
      @nedimgery-buyukyuksel513 6 років тому +69

      Doktor Wyvern Jokes on you, I'm an otherkin of that one dude in the tower you see briefly on Yavin IV in Star Wars who points something at an incoming spaceship, the epitome of useless to reality

    • @wateringcan2
      @wateringcan2 6 років тому +8

      Hojo and Zack are both pretty minor, no?

  • @Fiddl3head
    @Fiddl3head 6 років тому +220

    And once again, gather around children.
    Papa Fred is gonna tell a spooky tale.

    • @Quadrenaro
      @Quadrenaro 6 років тому +2

      Demonknight 124 I'd go down that rabbit hole. ;)

    • @tap5263
      @tap5263 6 років тому +6

      Spooky Fred is actually a pretty good nickname for him

  • @taylordiclemente5163
    @taylordiclemente5163 Рік тому +40

    My ex told me about an irl encounter she had with Hojo and Jen. Fortunately, she was able to get away before they hurt her. I am floored that there is a whole rabbit hole saga about these people.

  • @MagickFlavour
    @MagickFlavour 6 років тому +233

    I swear you find more insane shit to talk about every episode. Great job!

    • @TomboTime
      @TomboTime 6 років тому +1

      I'd argue the Spoony episode and the DSP episode are the more tame ones. he goes into some gruesome shit though.

  • @Anna-tk7ui
    @Anna-tk7ui 4 роки тому +451

    We need a Part 2 of this mess, Jen is still out there and managed to insert herself into the Hannibal fandom. She even got close to the showrunners.

    • @BaddieBunnie
      @BaddieBunnie 4 роки тому +9

      Wait really? Do you have any links?

    • @crack4184
      @crack4184 4 роки тому +41

      @@Anna-tk7ui
      Holy mother..... What are we witnessing, right now?

    • @ItsPronouncedShawna
      @ItsPronouncedShawna 3 роки тому +14

      what the fuck

    • @gachagamer536
      @gachagamer536 3 роки тому +12

      @@Anna-tk7ui Holy shit, she's still at it

    • @mugwump9131
      @mugwump9131 3 роки тому +26

      @@Anna-tk7ui this happened years ago, she’s since disappeared again

  • @oteb21
    @oteb21 4 роки тому +348

    It was like a miasma of filth with sparkle sunshine fairy artificial sugar scent sprayed over it - 10/10 description

    • @My_Anarchist_Superhero
      @My_Anarchist_Superhero 3 роки тому +8

      This is obv coming from a person who has, tragically, had to experience this familiar smell. R.I.P

    • @chestnut4860
      @chestnut4860 3 роки тому +1

      Every single time I feel like Im sweaty and put some sweety showergell on, I think of that

  • @bella-ud6di
    @bella-ud6di 2 роки тому +12

    ive watched this video 5 times now i think? and it never gets old. its just so good holy shit