Series 5 Complete Outtakes | Taskmaster
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- Опубліковано 16 бер 2024
- The funniest moments from Series 5 that didn't make the final shows. Enojy!
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion. - Комедії
At last, the world gets to see the brilliance of Mark's yoghurt kick
I'm sure I've seen it before.
Dave have released the outtakes before, but it’s still good to see Mark's landmark achievement being documented on the official TM channel 🎯
Twice
It was a thing of beauty that kick…
It really has been shown at some point.
Sally and Alex eating the absinthe toast is one of my favorite taskmaster moments of all time, I'm so glad to see more of it!
Yes, but I also liked her comment that if Alex ate the "Piggy Makes You Fat" he would look like Greg.
Sally is such a ridiculously human human. What a woman.
She's a savage and I love her for it! @@simonkevnorris
I bet in all of Alex's wildest dreams he'd never have imagined sharing absinth toast with Sally Phillips. She's one of the best contestants IMO
Sally Phillips casually tries to kill man, self.
Next time on Would I Lie To You...
Bob: "I power my diesel car with pig's urine to reduce its emissions"
And, as always with Bob, it'll be true. AdBlue is indeed a thing for decreasing NOx emissions in some diesel systems. It is indeed urea and water. Urea is indeed the main nitrogen-containing substance in mammalian urine. It all checks out.
@@konayasai AdBlue is DEFINITELY not just "pig urine" and water. Google it, it's been debunked, AdBlue is actually a high purity chemically produced carbamide solution dissolved in high purity de-ionised water. Anything other than a high purity solution will cause the porous head of the SCR to fail just like limescale would in a kettle. Putting urine from any species into your machine's AdBlue tank would cause irreversible damage to the SCR. I get the joke but let's not go around and say "it's true".
In the US we call it DEF (Diesel Exhaust Fluid) and It's available at every truck stop pump on the trucker side, because it's required by law for emissions.
I thought this exactly
It wouldn't surprise me if Bob actually sourced the pig's urine himself. This is the same man that does his own dentistry after all.
I love that half of the outtakes are just Sally being an absolute legend.
I agree, I already though she was unhinged but the extended and additional clips just confirm that!
She is sooo bonkers and lovely 😍
Absynth on toast...... ok... interesting...
“Babe: Piss in the City” is such an underrated joke from Aisling
The fact that everyone didn't fall about laughing at that hurts me
2:20 - I always have to rewatch Bob's delayed understanding of and reaction to Greg's joke.
Bob often has a delayed reaction to jokes, even on Would I Lie To You :P
I don’t get the joke. Can someone explain, please?
@@krissdev Greg is old so has to be very close to Sally in order to shoot on her face.
(Yes this is a thing I just typed out on the internet I need a better hobby)
@@iliketrains3495 I love that you answered that question. Keep your hobby, I would write an essay trying to think of a polite way of saying it👏🤣
obsessed with how sally was dedicated to flirting with EVERYONE. her sexuality knows no bounds.
In one interview, she describes how she wasn't sure about the water cooler moment, and she had like 10 men around her pressuring her to go through with it (said for comic effect rather than workplace harassment vibes). After that she totally leaned into it for the rest of the series and it was a treat to watch!
@@elemkay5104My dude they have Alex Horne as their pfp, I don't think they need to be given TM facts, I think they know them 😂 Also that did happen in the episode, not saying she didn't say it in an interview too but I do remember her wonderful phrasing of "ring of men" in the ep 😂
@@imogens7281 hahah tbf i didn’t actually know that fact!
@@elemkay5104 i’m so glad she went through with it because it was equally horrifying and hilarious.
i believe she was going through a divorce at the time so that could've influenced things a little.
Sally's ex-husband might be the biggest fool in recorded history.
There is a reason that Bob kills on Would I Lie To You and this shows it superbly.
The slowly mounting horror on David's face as Rob describes things is always a treat
Now we want the Lee Mack reel!!! I remember hearing Alex talk about how they had tons of unaired footage of Lee Mack just being funny behind the scenes or during tasks
Didn't they post the Series 11 outtakes on here after the series aired?
It must be an American thing but I really don't like Lee Mack
@@dogroferifnoFellow American here. Was indifferent to him on Taskmaster, but once I started to watch “Would I Lie To You?” I love that guy!
Lee Mack is an acquired taste for some. He's so quickfire and can' seem to hold himself back for any retorts that come into his head 🤣
@@iliketrains3495 yes but Alex mentioned there was too much hilarious content from him over the course of the week or so of filming so the vast majority hasn’t been seen
This just makes me love Sally even more.
She's such a loose cannon, she's amazing 😂
"Please, do!"
I’m not absolutely certain it’s possible to love Sally more
Do you want to come onto her?
@@PaulTomblin
Only since I was a teenager; I’ve had a crush on Sally since the mid-to-late 90’s, when I first saw her on ‘I’m Alan Partridge’ haha.
Now we know why Alex's face was so smooth! Piggy Make Ya Fat has given him such a luster
Greg should have remembered force-feeding him that and not attributed it to Botox. 😅
@@Klutech A callback joke from an outtake ten series ago. That's bound to be legendary.
'oh, that was an abrupt end to our friendship' lmao
I loved Sally in this season. you can tell she just wanted to enjoy herself the whole time. It was such good fun to watch
It is a crime against humanity to ever edit Nish’s uncontrolled laughter out of anything.
I envy him. I wish I could just openly laugh like that.
Always good to remember what a MENACE Sally is
Nish absolutely losing it is the best thing on english television. Even just a few seconds of it, breaks any mood and makes you giggle
opening the outtakes with sally's absinthe toast is the best thing ever
bob's right, every time i fill up my moped i think to myself "lovely bit of squirrel"
I love how unhinged Sally was. Definitely one of my favourites.
Love how the swear box thing got so out of hand they had to entirely cut it from the actual show
Man this is the stuff I love to see - if possible, could we see more "behind the scenes" cuts/outtakes, pre-show banter and scenes from the stage like in this video?
This was a treat because they reached 1,4 million subscribers so I believe more will be released for other milestones.
I had forgotten how absolutely crazy Sally was in this series. She was such an unexpected surprise for me this series. :D
The yoghurt kick is truly... legendairy.
Right? One might even say...leg-and-dairy.
@@FloraWestno, you ruined it
yesss PLEASE keep releasing outtakes. I LOVE how Alex will eat damn near anything they make, none of the other spin off assistants would
I think Olli (Norway) and Paul (NZ) have..? Those are 2 very unhinged versions.
In the, “I’ve totted up the scores” bit, I feel like Greg missed the opportunity to shout, “CUSHON!”
Or “VEGETABLES!”
Ok I thought he was mispronouncing totaled.
I'm glad that someone back at HQ has realized that the outtakes are gold
Oh joy, the yoghurt kick, absinthe on toast, and Sally Phillips flirting.
Sometimes I feel Greg has never stopped being a 13 year old boy
He’s 3 of them stacked in a trench coat
Gotta be at least four. Man is huge. lol
Well, that is a of a if ever I've seen a outtake compilation!
Also, Alex... more dancing, please. You are a gift to the human race.
What the ing is a ?
@@Tao_Tology A long time ago there were typewriters.
Underrated joke from Aisling: Babe - Piss in the City
What does it mean?
@@neithereThye sequel to Babe was a direct-to-video movie called “Babe - Pig in the City”
it occurs to me now that a good high octane item would have been a soundproof door, if you take it to mean "ability to resist knocking" like it is with gas
I really wanted to see more of drunk marmite Alex. This is delightful.
Alex was on Drunk History once. He wasn’t as wildly drunk as I’d hoped for, but it was funny. I’d love to see outtakes from that.
Also plenty of Alex being drunk on No More Jockeys lol
Sally Phillips is just so attractive in every possible way it's unreal
Season 5 is my favourite. Everyone seemed to get along and had so much fun.
If there was one line that could represent Taskmaster contestant experience, it would be - "...and I don't like how I feel now."
I don't think anyone has enjoyed being on Taskmaster more than Sally.
Liza Tarbuck
This makes me absolutely adore sally more than I already did!
sally laughing like your mate at a sleep over after you've all been told to be quiet in the first clip always sends me
When you think about it, Watto’s absolutely nailed that…
At the end of the day he struck it like, your friend and mine, Pelé
@@ampersandcastle1091 the captain of industry
7:31
"....so I'm happy, if you wanna go for it with me"
'I really do'
I mean at this point the fanfic writes itself.
To me, the fanfic starts writing itself just a few seconds later when Sally says she's going to start flirting with Aisling... Actually, now that I think about it, it's kind of a free-for-all!! 😂🤣😂
@@TroubleToby3040 Trying to cheapen the true and enduring (and imaginative) passion of Greg-n-Alex by talking about not one but two _non Champion_ contestants?
How very dare you.
@@Tao_Tology😂🤣😂Alright, I guess... It's just that "two fellas" just don't do nothin' for me, lol. 👍👍👍
That Marmite task still haunts my dreams.
Same here but I prefer Vegemite over Marmite.
I've seen most of these before, but always great to see an outtake collection from the best series.
Also Mark's yoghurt kick not making it to TV is even harsher when you realise he was involved in a tiebreaker, but he got the Fred The Swede picture one instead.
This has got to be one of the best taskmaster lineups
greg's quick wit on display with these outtakes, taking sally's escalation of "i was coming on to sally", to another level of double entendre, "i'm nearly 50 years of age sally, so you'll have to be very near me." brilliant. sally announces she's going to start flirting with aisling instead of greg, greg; "suddenly the rejection becomes a win." another gem.
Munching on absinthe-soaked bread. Just another day in the office for Little Alex Horne
Absinthe is insanely strong! it can be as much as 75% ABV. He was definitely lit up.
That dance should start every Taskmaster episode!
I forgot how good the S5 lineup was... might be time for a rewatch :D
"What the f*** mate!?" has got to be one of the best comebacks of the whole show.
I looked at bob's claim of pigs' urine in adblue. Adblue does contain urea but not specified to pigs as far as I can find it. 32.5 % is urea or piss, 67.5% is deionized water.
That's a lot more pissy then actual piss. Cause urine is like 95% water and 3% urea. So then Adblue is 10x concentrate piss.
It's made industrially, no pig piss is involved, lol
I also looked into it and the AA says it's man-made urea - pigs' urine wouldn't be pure enough apparently.
Is that the same as sweat?
@@armcie5080There's only trace amounts of urea in sweat.
I would love to know what photo Alex showed Greg that he knew he would immediately swear😂
The absolutely ENORMOUS bite Alex takes of the absinth toast, and then the hysterics they go into 😂😂😂 SO good!!!
More outtakes? what a nice little gift! I enjoyed it a lot :DD
I absolutely love Sally. Cute, smart, funny, sweet and naughty and compassionate.
I'm about 7 series into this show now, and I have to say that 5 is my favorite so far.
I love the first one. It's like a boy and his girlfriend sneaking liquor from the parent's cabinet for the first time. So wholesome.
These were all so good. The cut scenes are better than anything other shows keep.
There's been some amazing series but this one is still my favourite. The contestants work so well together but they also completely hold their own by themselves.
I think Sally Phillips had the most fun out of any contestant.
This is exactly what I needed today
Oh I’ve been waiting for this one.
Man I love this show... keep it up and keep entertaining us
Sally Phillips is so gorgeously funny, such a great lady!
The high octane stuff: "Purina HIGH OCTANE Heavy Weight Topdress is an extremely palatable high-fat supplement..."
Purina has an entire product line that's "high octane". There's:
High octane "depth charge"
High octane "fitter"
High octane "champion drive"
High octane "ultra full"
I'm impressed that Sally was able to find the Purina high-octane product line from her lovely suburban London home. And now that I've researched Purina's products, the Google algorithms probably think that I am raising pigs.
Also, who comes up with these insane names? Does Purina's marketing staff eat their own high-octane fuel?
Just the sound of AIR coming out of Sally after the absinthe toast 😆
A minute in and I've got tears streaming down my face.
Best show on television!
Bob talking about AdBlue is the most normal thing he said (aside from it being pig's urine being a common urban myth), and yet he has such a reputation that nobody believed him 🤣
Ahh, the video starts with Sally, as all things should. Thank you for bringing Taskmaster to the world Mr Little Alex Horne!
Finally, justice for Mark Watson 😎
need to sell a cheeky texts by Mark book, profits to charity and I would also pay to see un censored swear box edit
Sally is just wonderful, love her
Toast soaked in absinthe sounds like such a time saver. It's basically the proverbial killing two birds with one stone
The Greatest Kick in the History of Potted Yogurt 🎉
Sally Phillips has the best smile in showbiz, and its almost exactly the same as Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes when he is plotting something evil.
Oh Alex your just to much. 😂 Best set of outtakes yet.
God I have such a crush on Aisling Bea
Yeeees her meltdown after the revelation that she failed the can stacking task is a moment I’ve replayed way too many times 🫣
Finally, it has been shown
Thank you for our treat! I suppose, going forward, it should always be assumed that our requests are for *uncensored* outtakes.
How much of the not-marmite was Sally drinking while filming that day?
I suspect........none at all. 😅
Absinthe is super strong. It can be as much as 75% ABV. I think Alex basically ate a shot glass worth of absinthe. I think they definitely felt a bit of the alcohol!
Sally said that Alex's face was purple, it's just super strong.
@@jackwang9536 So strong. I wonder if the bread helped slow the absorption tho, perhaps delaying some of its potency til it reached the stomach.
Can we just have a montage video of Nish living his best life.
Congrats Mark, it was shown not once but twice!
I LOVE SEEING ALEX DANCE!!! ❤
Thank you for this gift, Taskmaster youtube channel! 🙏✨
not even a min and a half in and already had to pause to breathe
I always forget how pig based the series 5 outtakes are
Yes! Bob’s outtakes are crucial to the continuing development of new media.
Bleeped out swear words with Nish's reaction is one of my favourite things.
that dance loop at the end = icing on the cake!
I can't imagine making great money having this much fun.
Lucky dawgs.
The best series!
You'll have to be very close to me! Hahahahha
Yahoo! Thank you!
I am finally happy again!
I have lived a pretty full life, but I do have one remaining ambition: to eat absinthe toast with Sally Phillips.
We have been blessed
THE YOGURT KICK IS EVERYTHING
Bob Mortimer really is the best of the best.
Hahaha, and we're off! The Absinthe toast was great
I wish this all made it into the episodes!