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  • @Baboon-nk4wq
    @Baboon-nk4wq Місяць тому +2347

    Had to cut ties with my deceased family after I found out they voted for Joe. What a spiteful move from beyond the grave.

    • @clayton56tube
      @clayton56tube Місяць тому +38

      how many times though

    • @mattm7798
      @mattm7798 Місяць тому +26

      The dead have risen and are voting Republican...yet against the simpsons predicted the future, with only a small party error.

    • @MOE-db8oc
      @MOE-db8oc Місяць тому +7

      The snark is strong with this one.

    • @thetribalist6923
      @thetribalist6923 Місяць тому +29

      @@mattm7798the later Simpsons was painfully blue party. Even when they got political predictions right, it was guilty of projection to their idealogical opponents.

    • @marinesnip
      @marinesnip Місяць тому +3

      LOL🤣 Sad but true!

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Місяць тому +3109

    Vegetables are part of a balanced diet, not a balanced government.

  • @RaSkipper
    @RaSkipper Місяць тому +601

    "Biden? Huh. I didn't even know he was sick."
    -- Norm Macdonald

    • @chas.5009
      @chas.5009 Місяць тому +4

      Punch line for a norm mcdonald joke after 7 excruciating minutes of setup:
      "Yeah so the moral of the story is...... You don't fuck with uncle jimmy when he's been drinking"...

    • @etanb1
      @etanb1 Місяць тому

      @@chas.5009 When hes uncorked the bottle you stay away

  • @derkatwork33
    @derkatwork33 Місяць тому +1791

    81 million votes were collected. 81 million votes were not cast.
    There is a big difference in those two sentences.

    • @RobinDale50
      @RobinDale50 Місяць тому

      Not, not 81 million VOTES. 81 million BALLOTS. (Watch YT delete this comment)

    • @salty_berserker_channel
      @salty_berserker_channel Місяць тому +104

      the cheat was very obvious

    • @Skitdora2010
      @Skitdora2010 Місяць тому +73

      @@salty_berserker_channel Leftists are excellent about deluding themselves. Bearded person who they woke up next to after a night of heavy drinking was really a woman because he said so. One embarrassing hurdle down.

    • @iyona14granturismogt6gtspo7
      @iyona14granturismogt6gtspo7 Місяць тому +24

      Our country is living Weekend at Bernie's in real life! An animated corpse in the White House

    • @OscarSchneegans
      @OscarSchneegans Місяць тому +28

      As another famous Joe said, "It doesn't matter who votes. It's who counts the votes that matters."

  • @cargopilotguy305
    @cargopilotguy305 Місяць тому +623

    Secret Service is compromised

    • @patrickjanecke5894
      @patrickjanecke5894 Місяць тому +51

      That's as much an understatement as saying Biden's diapers aren't pristine.

    • @cargopilotguy305
      @cargopilotguy305 Місяць тому +38

      @@patrickjanecke5894I know but UA-cam won’t allow me to say what I truly think without shadow banning the comments

    • @Warrior-Of-Virtue
      @Warrior-Of-Virtue Місяць тому +21

      ​@@cargopilotguy305Same here. I've had several comments removed for comparing them to another group of bodyguards from history.

    • @falsesatsuma
      @falsesatsuma Місяць тому +16

      ​@@Warrior-Of-Virtuethe purple guys? From pasta land?

    • @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC
      @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC Місяць тому +7

      The state works for the glory of the state. As in so much collectivist doubletalk, The People are the state, and the people are the peasantry. There is nothing else, and that's all you need to know.

  • @Sthunderrocker
    @Sthunderrocker Місяць тому +1073

    Trump was inches from being a Biden voter.

  • @jaredbork2586
    @jaredbork2586 Місяць тому +625

    I'm no doctor but I have 2 dementia patients in their 90s who make more sense than Brandon.

    • @patrickjanecke5894
      @patrickjanecke5894 Місяць тому

      I'm still not convinced that it's dementia. He's always been a complete and total idiot.

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 Місяць тому +33

      My late aunt who had down-syndrome could articulate her thoughts better than Biden.

    • @SicFromTheKush
      @SicFromTheKush Місяць тому

      If you aren't a doctor, you don't have patients

    • @ROCCATEER92
      @ROCCATEER92 Місяць тому +13

      @@NathanCassidy721 My 11 years old cousin can articulate her thoughts better than Biden...

    • @WhiteThorn-95
      @WhiteThorn-95 Місяць тому +15

      My grandfather, God rest his atheist soul, knew he had dementia and knew that Brandon was so much worse than him.

  • @CRIMI0N
    @CRIMI0N Місяць тому +301

    I can't believe Biden named his conference "Big boy". It just reminds me of Mr Burns going up and down escalators saying "I'm a big boy".

    • @matthewrawls1184
      @matthewrawls1184 Місяць тому +42

      That's the funny thing - I don't think he called it that. I think it was his press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. Everybody on the Biden administration either treats him as a child or that crazed out of touch old creeper uncle. It's hilarious.

    • @Biostasis5x7
      @Biostasis5x7 Місяць тому +31

      Yep. It's his administration that self-declared it his "Big Boy" press conference.
      I mean, these are the same people who cheered for Joe answering every question he'd been given a week in advance and cheering like I was his 4th birthday and he actually blew out the candles on the cake.

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 Місяць тому

      @@Biostasis5x7 There's this really odd juxtaposition of letting that name get out of the staff rooms in an attempt to convince the public that it'd be wrong to think of Joe as mentally questionable. _Maybe_ it was supposed to be mocking the idea that Biden was _not_ a big boy who can do his own presidenting, but that's certainly not how it came across. His performance in front of the press didn't exactly inspire thought in that line, either.

    • @TheEternalPotNoodle
      @TheEternalPotNoodle Місяць тому +2

      IN-DESTRUCTIBLE!

    • @Enigma1788
      @Enigma1788 Місяць тому +10

      It was yet another example of "the left can't meme."
      KJP and friends were saying it mockingly without realizing people would hear that and run with it.

  • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
    @EnsignRedshirtRicky Місяць тому +236

    Should have asked Joe to point out American on the global map. Or point to the current president.
    I still love "We finally beat Medicare" as the best joke of 2024.

    • @ryanconley3932
      @ryanconley3932 Місяць тому +25

      I love his newest one "this is America we settle our political differences at the Battle Box."

    • @legoboy7107
      @legoboy7107 Місяць тому +9

      @@ryanconley3932 Just one slight pronunciation difference from saying "at the Battle Bus." 🤣

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 Місяць тому

      I'm reminded of the story of some president who'd have a meeting with his ambassadors on the eve of their assignments and ask them to point to their country on a globe. Many would fail, because he did _not_ ask what country they were assigned to, but rather which country was theirs, and the answer was always the same: the United States.

    • @Nightdare
      @Nightdare Місяць тому +3

      Nah, calling Zelensky 'Putin' on the international stage, that must have been the most comical thing to happen in a century of politician's F'ups

  • @chilomine839
    @chilomine839 Місяць тому +882

    They are stuck with Joe, why else would they green light a hit job on Trump. They are all out of plays.

    • @MaynardFreek
      @MaynardFreek Місяць тому +68

      2 separate attempts in as many days

    • @zachroberts1988
      @zachroberts1988 Місяць тому +69

      I fully expect them to try to unalive Joe when they cant get trump...

    • @patrickjanecke5894
      @patrickjanecke5894 Місяць тому +5

      @@zachroberts1988 That's a tough one. Then they are stuck with Harris.

    • @thelastminuteman7513
      @thelastminuteman7513 Місяць тому +23

      No the next play is opt out Joe.

    • @michaelwills1926
      @michaelwills1926 Місяць тому +45

      There’s 3 states that won’t accept a replacement candidate, one of them is Georgia I can’t remember the other two. So that’s a problem too

  • @exexpat11
    @exexpat11 Місяць тому +181

    Body Language. "He is acting bizarre. It is like he is lost." I am now a body language expert.

  • @bozeeke
    @bozeeke Місяць тому +495

    I don't want Joe to drop out. He's the easiest candidate for Trump to beat in my opinion.

    • @WhiteThorn-95
      @WhiteThorn-95 Місяць тому +12

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Місяць тому +14

      It's like a kid going against Iron Mike in his prime. Hardly fair 😅

    • @bradensmith8682
      @bradensmith8682 Місяць тому +23

      Also, it's likely unfair to those that did vote for and still support Joe. The democratic party shouldn't be able to elect their own replacement without the word of their constituents. Especially if Biden adamantly still wants to run.

    • @BronyNumber4096
      @BronyNumber4096 Місяць тому +8

      Yeah. It sure worked in 2020, didn't it?

    • @bozeeke
      @bozeeke Місяць тому +40

      @@BronyNumber4096 It actually did but the other side cheated. The general public is too pissed off for cheating and other shenanigans to help your side this time.

  • @UnclePhil73
    @UnclePhil73 Місяць тому +356

    Kamala, the personification of adding words to an essay to meet the minimum word count

    • @Enclavefakesoldier
      @Enclavefakesoldier Місяць тому +26

      @@UnclePhil73 Shes getting used to not talking with her mouth full.

    • @lowlandnobleman6746
      @lowlandnobleman6746 Місяць тому +12

      The two scariest words ever: President Harris. Makes me shudder just imagining it.

    • @ravensmagic2684
      @ravensmagic2684 Місяць тому +1

      LOL!

    • @vancouver9672
      @vancouver9672 Місяць тому +5

      She forgot the #1 rule of High School and College essay writing: I'm ---> I am.

    • @wardkdouglas
      @wardkdouglas Місяць тому

      COMMUNITY

  • @holydiver73
    @holydiver73 Місяць тому +419

    Since the 2020 election I wouldn’t agree with a Democrat on the color of an orange.

    • @ChimpFromSpace
      @ChimpFromSpace Місяць тому +30

      The color orange!? Reeeeeee!

    • @maxjohnson1758
      @maxjohnson1758 Місяць тому +1

      I saw a travel vlogger getting fresh squeezed orange juice from a street vendor in Thailand. The oranges were dark green. Just sayin'. 😅

    • @johnnycrown5097
      @johnnycrown5097 Місяць тому

      It's so funny that there are serious right wingers who even believe that stat...
      The first black president never reached that number, the first female nominee didn't reach that number but the oldest candidate ever, a wyte old man (which is a sin on the left) with a special mind who campaigned from the bedroom did... And the Dems who brag about everything, even including seconds, thirds and fourths in history, never ever bothered to mention that achievement throughout the past 3yrs like they don't want people to have it in their minds and there are serious right wingers who think that was legit... Their excuse "it was the biggest turnout ever" which is like saying "it was the sweetest ever" as a response to someone accusing you of stealing their food... Yes we know it was the biggest turnout ever, that's the problem, that doesn't debunk what we're saying...

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Місяць тому +1

      @@maxjohnson1758was the juice green too?

    • @Plus_Escapee
      @Plus_Escapee Місяць тому +3

      I wouldn't agree with a Biden supporter if they told me the grass was green.

  • @1977Yakko
    @1977Yakko Місяць тому +216

    Silencing Trumps mic during the "debate" was a gift for Trump. Trump likes to interrupt but preventing him from doing so let Joe dig his figurative grave.

    • @Theo-ew5bl
      @Theo-ew5bl Місяць тому +25

      “Do not interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake.” Paraphrased, Sun Tzu

    • @DannyKnightblade45
      @DannyKnightblade45 Місяць тому +1

      Yep, bumbling biden looked worse the more biden spoke.

  • @tacticalmattfoley
    @tacticalmattfoley Місяць тому +98

    Remember when Joe asked someone in a wheelchair to "stand up and take a bow"?......Pepperidge Farms remembers.

  • @batboy9997
    @batboy9997 Місяць тому +562

    Joe's next speech will be the story of the onion on his belt.

    • @Clyde-S-Wilcox
      @Clyde-S-Wilcox Місяць тому +105

      Because it was the style at the time.

    • @WhoLover
      @WhoLover Місяць тому +45

      I heard that was, in fact, the style at the time

    • @evocati6523
      @evocati6523 Місяць тому +47

      Cornpop gave him 5 bees for a quarter

    • @MindofaMadMan69
      @MindofaMadMan69 Місяць тому +22

      Which was called Morganville those days.

    • @Fmanzo10
      @Fmanzo10 Місяць тому

      “I was shot down over Nebraska and eaten by cannibals”- Joe Biden

  • @ianhowe338
    @ianhowe338 Місяць тому +196

    I’m still trying to wrap my head around the whole “Big boy” press conference thing…
    How did they think that was a good idea to say that in public.

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 Місяць тому

      Big boy is a massive compliment when your followers are developmentally stunted in childhood.

    • @priestessholleywood
      @priestessholleywood Місяць тому +14

      Actually, it would be Big Boi.

    • @alwombat7
      @alwombat7 Місяць тому +21

      They've given up

    • @WhiteThorn-95
      @WhiteThorn-95 Місяць тому +12

      They now he's an incompetent joke.

    • @toothgrinder2760
      @toothgrinder2760 Місяць тому +4

      KJP, that’s how.

  • @bcdside
    @bcdside Місяць тому +123

    I have to keep reminding myself: the “Cornpop” Speech - a speech you can watch in all of its incoherent brilliance on UA-cam RIGHT NOW - was in 2017!! Seven years later, how does Joe stack up? 😵

    • @barbarabaker1457
      @barbarabaker1457 Місяць тому +10

      My favorite thing about that speech is that Freedom Toons animated it

    • @hellacoorinna9995
      @hellacoorinna9995 Місяць тому +4

      "Kids and hairy legs"

    • @shawngilliland243
      @shawngilliland243 Місяць тому +2

      Corn Pop - one bad dude!

    • @shawngilliland243
      @shawngilliland243 Місяць тому

      @@HailMary888 I suspect that Corn Pop is in the Witness Protection Program. 😎

  • @fluffyisyermom7631
    @fluffyisyermom7631 Місяць тому +810

    Former vice president joe biden

    • @funkymon1251
      @funkymon1251 Місяць тому +13

      Popular than the 44th president! Yes very popular!

    • @joseph7972
      @joseph7972 Місяць тому +1

      Former daughter showerer

    • @Impericalevidence
      @Impericalevidence Місяць тому +10

      Former VP Donald Trump... Speaking of vegetables.

    • @dckatyx9577
      @dckatyx9577 Місяць тому +4

      Former human being, Joe Biden.

    • @clintcowan9424
      @clintcowan9424 Місяць тому +8

      Introducing President Putin too 😂

  • @RobinDale50
    @RobinDale50 Місяць тому +126

    Not, not 81 million VOTES. 81 million BALLOTS.

    • @RobinDale50
      @RobinDale50 Місяць тому +4

      And YT took down my comment about this. unbelievable

    • @commisaryarreck3974
      @commisaryarreck3974 Місяць тому

      Guess why we are all skirting the truth mate
      Avoiding the censors

    • @DaMaster012
      @DaMaster012 Місяць тому

      Not even 81 million ballots; 81 million counted. They had to scan the ones they printed for the State Farm Arena in Atlanta Georgia multiple times over because they hadn't printed enough.

  • @AcshualSnotski
    @AcshualSnotski Місяць тому +246

    "What can be, unburdened by what has been" - What I say when sitting on the throne, after a night of spicy taco bell.
    The truth is she received a few Yas Queens on Twitter, and immediately jumped to the conclusion that this was a genius quip.

    • @_XR40_
      @_XR40_ Місяць тому +31

      Fancy way of saying "What I want and screw your culture and history"

    • @Soapmaker19
      @Soapmaker19 Місяць тому +13

      Please don't do that to yourself... eating Taco Hell.

    • @kdog3908
      @kdog3908 Місяць тому +3

      We're all just a click away from genius quotes.
      We see ya, KH! *wink*

    • @FailuresWithJade
      @FailuresWithJade Місяць тому +9

      fancy way of saying "I don't learn from other people's mistakes". what has happened doesn't matter if you think you're smarter than everyone else.

    • @toothgrinder2760
      @toothgrinder2760 Місяць тому +5

      “We are talking about the significance of the passage of time, right? The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about the significance of the passage of time, there is great significance to the passage of time.”
      ~Kamala Harris

  • @travismiles5885
    @travismiles5885 Місяць тому +87

    The vote counters in Detroit covered the windows with pizza boxes so no one could see what they were doing.

  • @UltimateDeliciousPie
    @UltimateDeliciousPie Місяць тому +123

    That debate wasn't orange man versus a vegetable. It was orange man making mash potatoes.

    • @DanielDorn-tr7tw
      @DanielDorn-tr7tw Місяць тому +3

      Trump doesnt have that orange tint on anymore. But Biden had it on once

  • @KG-xt4oq
    @KG-xt4oq Місяць тому +71

    Now I understand why it's called secret service...it's a secret as to what service they provide.

  • @5deadspace
    @5deadspace Місяць тому +44

    My grandmother had dementia and the nurses in the home would often remind people that their residents would confuse past memories as present day ones because their mind was no longer able to store new ones. I'm also no doctor but when I look at Biden I see someone clearly suffering from dementia.

    • @cogline9
      @cogline9 Місяць тому

      I took care of my grandma as she got dementia and witnessed the steady decline. Anyone who has been around people with it can see it in Biden clear as day. It's really messed up that this has been allowed to go so far!

    • @Mazzmaker69
      @Mazzmaker69 Місяць тому

      Yeah, the newest memories are usually the first ones to go with dementia patients and then the ability to store new ones radically goes down. Now sure, dementia patients often can recognize nurses that work with them daily, but that's about it. After that, even old memories start going away. I remember a patient that had Alzheimer's who used to cry about where her sons are and how she wants to be there for her small sons (who by now were in their fifties) while not remembering that she beat those kids in their teens so bad that none of them want anything to do with her.

  • @user-or4hs7xq9u
    @user-or4hs7xq9u Місяць тому +88

    Joe owes Trump an ear 👂

  • @ikenosis8160
    @ikenosis8160 Місяць тому +537

    "81 million votes!"
    Baaaahhhahhahahahahhahahahha!!
    🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭

    • @leighklingler2195
      @leighklingler2195 Місяць тому

      LMAO 😂

    • @karaitejudaism8618
      @karaitejudaism8618 Місяць тому +14

      Exactly... WHERE ARE THOSE 81 MILLION FOLLOWERS ON FACEBOOK OR X TWITTER??? In the very beginning after 2020 up until 2022... He only had about 6 million followers... Facebook and Twitter.... 30 million now... STILL NO 81 MILLION

    • @eros5420
      @eros5420 Місяць тому +8

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
      Most... 🤣... most popular! 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @anssimyllymaki1624
      @anssimyllymaki1624 Місяць тому +6

      I'm not in any of thows social media platforms, I'm not a US citisen and still voted Biden twise!

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody Місяць тому +9

      The follow-up lines, "most secure joke... if you didn't laugh, you're a threat to comedy." Fucken muah, chefs kiss. Love it!

  • @karaitejudaism8618
    @karaitejudaism8618 Місяць тому +423

    81 Million and YET....still Biden is yet to have 81 million followers on Facebook or XTwitter. After 2020...Biden & Kamala could barely get 12 million COMBINED. 81 MILLION 😂

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 Місяць тому +16

      there is a lot of boomers out there, a lot of boomers

    • @patrickjanecke5894
      @patrickjanecke5894 Місяць тому +77

      The dead aren't known for being internet savvy.

    • @ryand4533
      @ryand4533 Місяць тому

      @@marcogenovesi8570Most of them are on Facebook and Twitter.

    • @RepEvox
      @RepEvox Місяць тому +15

      To assume every voter uses social media AND follows their politicians is completely inaccurate.

    • @karaitejudaism8618
      @karaitejudaism8618 Місяць тому +7

      @@RepEvox Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Місяць тому +346

    Did anyone spot Joe wandering around a grassy knoll?

    • @batboy9997
      @batboy9997 Місяць тому +34

      No, but he may have been at Ford's Theater

    • @brick6347
      @brick6347 Місяць тому

      ​@@batboy9997a deranged actor? Seems unlikely

    • @jayrobitaille2402
      @jayrobitaille2402 Місяць тому

      My mom (before she died) actually got roped into that theory by watching documentaries on TV and believing them like they were gospel truth.

    • @asahearts1
      @asahearts1 Місяць тому +2

      Is that the name of a retirement home?

    • @asahearts1
      @asahearts1 Місяць тому

      @jamesscottselfdefense Bill Clinton was in town that day.

  • @8bitsloth
    @8bitsloth Місяць тому +74

    I love hearing Joe talk about markets after destroying any chance of the US returning to being a major player in the chip fab game.

    • @H0mework
      @H0mework Місяць тому +8

      DEI strikes again

  • @jayrobitaille2402
    @jayrobitaille2402 Місяць тому +64

    *ringtone* [razorfist picks up]
    Dude: "Hello Razorfist, I am inside your house and I have a meat cleaver"
    Razorfist: " For fuck's sake can you come up with something original?"

  • @cesariojpn
    @cesariojpn Місяць тому +150

    No, the phrase we wanted to hear in the debate was "Repeal the National Firearms Act."

  • @patrioticcat5768
    @patrioticcat5768 Місяць тому +90

    "It's joever, we're just Biden our time" - Fringy

  • @leonardwei3914
    @leonardwei3914 Місяць тому +90

    Trump tilting his head aced the debate and saved his life.

  • @etrangray-mane8610
    @etrangray-mane8610 Місяць тому +36

    Watching ShortFatOtaku trying *so hard* to be "centerist" or "neutral" when talking about this debate was wild. And aggravating.

    • @DMAGAEscober
      @DMAGAEscober Місяць тому +15

      It’s almost like hes wearing a shock collar, if he strays too far it goes off. 🌩️

    • @Tundra.
      @Tundra. Місяць тому +5

      SFO is the relic of a time long gone, and the days of trying to "meet in the middle" when "the middle" has now been yanked so far left it's in the same place that extremism was 10 years ago. He's a complete joke, and the only thing he has going for him is his admittedly impressive reading history.

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Місяць тому +158

    Thankfully Joe defeated Medicare for all time. 🙃

  • @brockenstein8035
    @brockenstein8035 Місяць тому +168

    I did a spit take on “Porky pig on NyQuil”

    • @GypperySlipsy
      @GypperySlipsy Місяць тому +7

      Same bro 😂

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat Місяць тому +12

      Dude there were so many spit takes, especially saying that the debate was an honorary entire in the Faces of Death series
      I mean, he’s not wrong; that literally was a snuff film
      Even just from Biden himself; god I felt so bad for the sign language signer when Biden said “President Putin”; you can tell she was like “Wait, what the fuck!? PUTIN?? That’s Zelenskyy!!!”

    • @bobtillman5769
      @bobtillman5769 Місяць тому +10

      Terrific line! Dennis Miller worthy.

    • @Vulpine407
      @Vulpine407 Місяць тому +2

      Razor Force always has to clean their monitors. Totally worth it.

  • @johndodo2062
    @johndodo2062 Місяць тому +38

    It was rather odd how fast the govt forgot about Hawaii

  • @ikenosis8160
    @ikenosis8160 Місяць тому +45

    Whilst I only "identify" as both a Medical doctor and a "Body Language expert," I am in reality overly familiar with the grotesque and heinous affects of cognitive illness as my father passed in 2018 from the onslaught of two, count em, two wasting diseases, both Parkinson's disease and a specific kind of Dementia called Lewy Body disease. Over the course of 7 years I watched my best friend and Giga-chad, mega- Dad go from life-crusher to bed ridden and dead and in the meantime I took the time to get to know our enemy with precision and clarity. Anyone can go and research the symptoms for yourself, but suffice it to say, every single one of the components to the demon of malady that I observed for the descent of my father is clearly on display in whatever passes for The President of the United States these days:
    Slurred speech: It sounds like the person is slightly drunk, not only misplacing words, but mispronouncing and also consistently "schluurring" their speech habit, like Nancy on a Tuesday morning during an MSNBC interview.
    Staggered gate: Sufferers reduce the size of their steps, walking noticeably like how a toddler moves. Little itty bitty steps on hard legs that don't bend at the knee. Stairs become a challenge.
    Freezing: This is different than "standing still." All my Force-kin (not foreskin) FORCE-KIN, know what it's like to be pooped from a long day of slaving in the mines and one simply stands still, not being overly active to save precious calories until shower and bedtime, Freezing is different than standing still. Freezing is the act of looking like you were just hit by an ice ball from Sub-Zero. Even the eyes are solid locked along with the body. Until, say, Obama has to grab your hand and lead you off stage.
    Sudden Spontaneous emotional blow ups: Being a descendant of the Germanic tribes, my father always had a temper that he managed to quiet under a thick skin of control, but during his decline he would have blow ups that were unprecedented. It was a great honor to be called whenever he did (I lived and still live half a mile from where he lived) and be able to calm him right down upon him seeing me.
    Joe Biden has every single one of these overt, concise, and clearly observable symptomatic conditions. Every one of us can think of a plethora of examples of every single one and it isn't recent. It's been since before Covid and there are examples from even earlier. The fact that the DNC has known this and has covered it up is part of what's breaking now. Just like when you buy a new car you tend to see that car everywhere, now everyone (even D's) can observe with wide eyes what has been going on.
    Thank you as always, Razör for blasting the truth unmitigated from contemporary partisan rhetoric.
    More than a "fair election" (cough) I want for nothing more than for the DNC to cheat their little rainbow panties off (again) and then *win, only to have a national backlash that results in not only the overturning of the false election, but a mass exposure to the scam and fraud that has plagued us for so long. Here's to a new and improved Republic.
    Thanks for your courage.
    Pardon me, I will need to miss some of Arcade this Friday because a local theater is playing "Airplane" and I can't miss it. 🤣 ✈️
    Guts, Glory, Godspeed!

    • @Undone007
      @Undone007 Місяць тому +6

      I see this with a lot of my patients, it's very sad. Sorry you had to go through that appreciate the comment.

    • @ikenosis8160
      @ikenosis8160 Місяць тому +2

      @@Undone007 Thank you so much. And thank you for helping care for people with these conditions. It can be really challenging. I'm sure so many people are deeply grateful for your work and dedication. 🙏🏼

    • @gafoot5368
      @gafoot5368 Місяць тому +1

      Underrated comment. Well said.

    • @bryantroyer8008
      @bryantroyer8008 Місяць тому +1

      Great comment. Sorry for your loss

  • @nickdahl203
    @nickdahl203 Місяць тому +53

    It's funny watching the face of the sign language interpreter. She's trying her best, but also, she has to tell all the deaf people in the audience that they will now be watching President Putin of Ukraine.

    • @dirtpounder
      @dirtpounder Місяць тому +10

      I busted a gut when she scrunched her face like she was trying to remain professional. So obviously saying "uh what" to herself.

    • @DanielDorn-tr7tw
      @DanielDorn-tr7tw Місяць тому

      Why dont they just use captions? Its cheaper than employing an interpreter, and more accurate too

    • @nickdahl203
      @nickdahl203 Місяць тому +1

      @@DanielDorn-tr7tw Closed captions don't work so good on a live studio audience.

    • @leewright7623
      @leewright7623 Місяць тому

      Do signers have a hand sign for wet farts?

    • @SomeUnsoberIdiot
      @SomeUnsoberIdiot Місяць тому

      @@DanielDorn-tr7tw Peasants can't read.

  • @Beard_Hood
    @Beard_Hood Місяць тому +114

    What's that quote "Intelligence is know a tomato is a fruit. Common sense is knowing it doesnt belong in a fruit salad. Philosophy wonders if that makes ketchup a smooth. Wisdom is knowing it doesn't." I now purpose a new version. "Intelligence is knowing Biden is president. Common sense is knowing he shouldn't have been. Philosophy is wondering why he is president. Wisdom is knowing he isn't."

  • @Svoorhout85
    @Svoorhout85 Місяць тому +85

    "What can be... unburdened by what has been!"
    Sounds like the death quote of an Elden Ring boss.

    • @IzunaSlap
      @IzunaSlap Місяць тому +20

      a badly translated 90's Squaresoft RPG boss

    • @DaMaster012
      @DaMaster012 Місяць тому +9

      That sounds like the exact same iconoclastic sophistry behind every single decision Ruin Johnson made when writing The Last Jedi. No, seriously, he said so himself.

    • @gitfindasettahpanzy9892
      @gitfindasettahpanzy9892 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@IzunaSlapit made have Armored Core 2 thoughts

    • @mikewhitfield2994
      @mikewhitfield2994 Місяць тому +1

      @@IzunaSlap :D "Now all your base are belong to us!" Wait, wait, I've got a better one: "What is, unburdened by what has been."

    • @justinowens8834
      @justinowens8834 Місяць тому

      "Arise ye tarnished. And be unburdened by what has been!"

  • @hightierplayers2454
    @hightierplayers2454 Місяць тому +130

    I can't even comment. Not because I don't want to, but because any wording I have tried gets auto-deleted.

    • @Muu-Mei
      @Muu-Mei Місяць тому +36

      Same here. I also get notifications that someone liked my comment, to find there are no likes or replies and no one will interact with my comment after that. Pretty sure that's the system telling me my comment got shadowbanned.

    • @brick6347
      @brick6347 Місяць тому +16

      Time to screenshot it and put it on x

    • @jayvee7154
      @jayvee7154 Місяць тому +3

      @@Muu-Mei same

    • @Warrior-Of-Virtue
      @Warrior-Of-Virtue Місяць тому +3

      Same here. The beast is afraid.

    • @PanicGiraffe
      @PanicGiraffe Місяць тому +6

      And all those voided comments are being stored to build out your user profile analytics :)

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo Місяць тому +141

    The stone cannot know why the chisel cleaves it; the iron cannot know why the fire scorches it. When thy life is cleft and scorched, when death and despair leap at thee, beat not thy breast and curse thy evil fate, but thank the Builder for the trials that shape thee.

    • @zebradiahshyperlapse2339
      @zebradiahshyperlapse2339 Місяць тому

      Wow I like that

    • @TheAzureNightmare
      @TheAzureNightmare Місяць тому +12

      Shall the clay say to that which fashioneth it... What Makest Thou?

    • @username9594
      @username9594 Місяць тому

      Damn right don't let the pagans in!!

    • @EmergencyChannel
      @EmergencyChannel Місяць тому +2

      Thief was a great game with a great story. I miss great story telling in games.

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 Місяць тому +11

      That quotes gives off "pray not for an easy life, but for the strength to endure a difficult one" energy.

  • @Zhtrik
    @Zhtrik Місяць тому +55

    I’ve missed your eloquence Razor. My vocabulary expands every time.

  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine Місяць тому +41

    Yes, Biden is a bad resident but have you considered: 4AM ballot trucks?

  • @brandonhelcher3691
    @brandonhelcher3691 Місяць тому +27

    "All the coherency of Porky pig on Nyquil."
    Perfect.

  • @tdub5585
    @tdub5585 Місяць тому +17

    Having a grandfather who passed away from Alzheimer's and going through the deterioration, seeing what it did to him.. and then seeing the all too familiar look on Bidens face... its just... sad.

  • @aaronwoodcock4715
    @aaronwoodcock4715 Місяць тому +30

    2:44 he said "I skibidi with" i cant 💀

  • @Venomdrad
    @Venomdrad Місяць тому +12

    UPDATE: Fuck me, you were right.
    Question: Is it gonna be Hillary, Kamala, or some other fool?

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace Місяць тому +16

    Remember when every time George W misspoke or said something dumb and it became a national news story or perfect fodder for SNL?
    Remember when Trump spelled coffee wrong on twitter and it became a huge news story?

    • @danielbauer9027
      @danielbauer9027 Місяць тому +4

      COVFEFE!!

    • @hellacoorinna9995
      @hellacoorinna9995 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@danielbauer9027Shadilay!

    • @Tundra.
      @Tundra. Місяць тому +2

      I don't think he was spelling "coffee," it was "coverage."
      The tweet was "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

  • @zittilover
    @zittilover Місяць тому +64

    I'm a really old dude who digs your style, Thanks

    • @DuaneL1961
      @DuaneL1961 Місяць тому +17

      Me too. 63. Not all boomers are clueless.

    • @russianbot1420
      @russianbot1420 Місяць тому +5

      From an old Irish guy 👍

    • @Raegus
      @Raegus Місяць тому

      ​@@DuaneL1961 Good to see y'all here. Good to be a part of the raz0rforce.

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 Місяць тому

      Same here.​@@DuaneL1961

    • @plutothe9th361
      @plutothe9th361 Місяць тому +1

      Fogie checking in, sir

  • @RenéeCherry619
    @RenéeCherry619 Місяць тому +9

    Porky Pig on NyQuil made me wheeze, cough and fart.
    Pray for me.

  • @tylerpetersen6226
    @tylerpetersen6226 Місяць тому +25

    God the person giving sign language even cringed when they heard Zelenskyy called Putin.

  • @rabidsquirrel2168
    @rabidsquirrel2168 Місяць тому +13

    Kinda feel for him.. he's spent his entire sentient life trying to plagiarize himself into the oval office.. and when they let him in, he's basically a vegetable for his spouse to use like a tauntaun.

  • @RockstarRomania
    @RockstarRomania Місяць тому +49

    UA-cam is being screwy again with the comments. Urgh.

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody Місяць тому +13

      They have been. 😅😢😂

    • @Kurgan0822
      @Kurgan0822 Місяць тому +10

      Oh they've been at it hard.

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 Місяць тому

      Again? Theyve been censoring HARD for the last 8 years at least!

    • @francestaylor9156
      @francestaylor9156 Місяць тому +5

      Been ramped up since the beginning of the year.

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 Місяць тому +1

      @@RockstarRomania My previous comment to this was deleted.

  • @bigkmoviesandgames
    @bigkmoviesandgames Місяць тому +7

    Will this aged like a fine wine.

  • @MrBubba19692
    @MrBubba19692 Місяць тому +17

    When Kameltor finishes saying her catch phrase she gets the look Bush jr. used to get when he thought he said something smart. lol 😅

    • @SFTaYZa
      @SFTaYZa Місяць тому +2

      Painfully true.

  • @ericmcmanus5179
    @ericmcmanus5179 Місяць тому +22

    Who, in gods name, thought it was a good idea to call it a "big boy" press conference? That was so funny and degrading to Biden. Onky if you told me Trump came up with that would I have believed it.

    • @TheAzrai
      @TheAzrai Місяць тому +6

      Having seen a picture of the team behind his speeches, I can 100% believe they came up with it and told that guy to say it.

    • @DaMaster012
      @DaMaster012 Місяць тому

      Considering how she was talking to him like she was praising a toddler that just finished their first trivia quiz, I'd say it was Jill Biden's idea.

    • @ericmcmanus5179
      @ericmcmanus5179 Місяць тому

      @@DaMaster012 hahahahaha. So true.

  • @silentiumm2677
    @silentiumm2677 Місяць тому +8

    "I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been. You know?"
    Sure, crazy lady. Sure.

  • @Terminarch
    @Terminarch Місяць тому +4

    Hey Razor. Now that FJB is officially out, what sick shit will his administration do and blame on him in the coming months?

  • @ClarenceJBoddicker1987
    @ClarenceJBoddicker1987 Місяць тому +20

    I think he can still win but not because of who he is and his record but because of "fortifications".

    • @danielbauer9027
      @danielbauer9027 Місяць тому +1

      That's kind of a funny way to spell falsifications...

  • @lordsheogorath3377
    @lordsheogorath3377 Місяць тому +5

    It was, in fact, Joever. No primary for whoever they end up picking lol. I love "Democracy".

  • @Se7enBeatleofDoom
    @Se7enBeatleofDoom Місяць тому +38

    Faces of Death is one of the few handful of IPs Hollywood hasn’t rebooted just yet.

    • @thatlittlevoice6354
      @thatlittlevoice6354 Місяць тому +7

      They tried. Saturday.

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 Місяць тому +1

      Dark

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet Місяць тому +5

      Man, imagine woke Faces of Death.

    • @balthazor44
      @balthazor44 Місяць тому

      ​@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffetyeah faces covered in rainbow-colored masks of people who suffered fatal panic attacks because they were misgendered or had to work a full day.

    • @balthazor44
      @balthazor44 Місяць тому +1

      ​​@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffetyeah, it would be rainbow-masked faces of people who suffered fatal panic attacks from being misgendered or having to work a full day.

  • @samblack5313
    @samblack5313 Місяць тому +5

    Refreshing every 5 seconds until Razor releases video on the dropout.

  • @judgechan9036
    @judgechan9036 Місяць тому +19

    Around here, we refer to c-section strippers as, *"Purple Heart Strippers"*

  • @AbrasiousProductions
    @AbrasiousProductions Місяць тому +12

    "what can be, unburdened by what has been"
    translation:
    "shut up, don't think about it! everything's fine!"

  • @tiedyedsouthernfried3137
    @tiedyedsouthernfried3137 Місяць тому +4

    You forgot the lie he told during the debate when he said that no military personnel had died during his tenure. I guess he forgot about the 13 military personnel that were killed during the botched Afghanistan withdrawal

  • @Lowbrow_Mthakathi
    @Lowbrow_Mthakathi Місяць тому +44

    Turns out the real Ghost of the Badlands was Bidens hippocampus all along.

  • @protoman2260
    @protoman2260 Місяць тому +6

    What I love most about his rants is the moment *immediately* after the punchline “I’m razorfist! …” to cuz off any would-be comeback lol

  • @anthonymanduca660
    @anthonymanduca660 Місяць тому +19

    You missed the point. How does one wind up with a middle name of ROBINETTE!!!

  • @DJT4King
    @DJT4King Місяць тому +5

    “What can be….unburdened, by what has been.”
    Damn that is stupid as hell. But you can tell she is very proud of that line.

  • @animateacumen9396
    @animateacumen9396 Місяць тому +22

    Absolutely Joever

  • @deidara_8598
    @deidara_8598 Місяць тому +5

    The "weekend at bernie's" roast by Ron DeSantis the other day had me in stitches

  • @DelightfullyMADD
    @DelightfullyMADD Місяць тому +15

    Oh the face of the Hand Signs lady there when Biden introduced the President of Ukraine, President Putin, was absolute gold! XXXD
    You can clearly see her go "WTF?!?!?!"

    • @danielbauer9027
      @danielbauer9027 Місяць тому

      Zelensky himself looked puzzled for a sec as well - but then you could see he thought to consider the source...so business as usual.

  • @benrtomahawk
    @benrtomahawk Місяць тому +3

    That rant was incredible! I'm crying over hear laughing my tail off! Your form and choice of words are off the charts!

  • @jgmaurer31
    @jgmaurer31 Місяць тому +15

    "FUCK YOU I WAS RIGHT, FUCK YOU I WAS RIGHT....."
    new prediction.

  • @markfergerson2145
    @markfergerson2145 Місяць тому +6

    “…cringe, or cope”
    From now on I’m asking Biden supporters if they are cringers or copers.

  • @SirDenzington89
    @SirDenzington89 Місяць тому +2

    That bit from the debate where Trump almost doubles over with laughter was just so perfect. We almost lost him guys. But someone in charge decided he’s still got more work to do

  • @Mortred99
    @Mortred99 Місяць тому +6

    1:09 I love that the only thing that made Trump really react was Joe's remarks regarding golf. Orange Man nearly lost it.

  • @DICEBOY22
    @DICEBOY22 Місяць тому +11

    Trump looking over like " you okay man?? "

  • @redwolfcorprevamped8266
    @redwolfcorprevamped8266 Місяць тому +13

    No.
    It's not over 'till it's Joever.

  • @ge2719
    @ge2719 Місяць тому +9

    wait, they themselves called it a "big boy press conference"? i thought that was people taking the piss out of him.

  • @DrBockNstein
    @DrBockNstein Місяць тому +10

    The beetle juice edit was 10/10 chefs kiss beautiful.

  • @douglasstrother6584
    @douglasstrother6584 Місяць тому +13

    Don't think about "The Football".
    Don't think about who's "A heartbeat away".
    Don't think about "The Football".
    Don't think about who's "A heartbeat away".
    ...

  • @adevilscupoftea
    @adevilscupoftea Місяць тому +5

    I really miss Razor's "God fuckin' speed" I've been gone for too long. 😔

  • @rockytheblackdragon
    @rockytheblackdragon Місяць тому +34

    Here's the Head of the table. The Tribal Chief: Razorfist!!!!!!!
    Acknowledge him😎👆🏾

    • @DeadPixel1105
      @DeadPixel1105 Місяць тому

      Man, I see you everywhere on UA-cam 😂

  • @samblack5313
    @samblack5313 Місяць тому +3

    My aunty still vehemently swears he's of sound mind.

  • @Troublechutor
    @Troublechutor Місяць тому +3

    Things are looking so good for Trump that Fox news has already called Arizona for Biden.

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi2010 Місяць тому +7

    Answer to the title: it is now.

  • @charlesvan13
    @charlesvan13 Місяць тому +17

    "What can be, unburdened by what has been."
    What you say in a job interview, when you were fired from your last 10 jobs.

  • @Martyisruling
    @Martyisruling Місяць тому +4

    "If you don't laugh..You're a threat to Comedy" I understood that reference and had a good belly laugh at it.

  • @brettkeane
    @brettkeane Місяць тому +4

    I watch tons of people. You're the fastest, funniest, and most articulate. I love Metal music so you easily check off all my likes. Plus you tell it like it is. I like hard truth. Not into weakness. Keep Rock'n Sir.

  • @bobborlog1677
    @bobborlog1677 Місяць тому +8

    When biden says "Look" it means 404 error

  • @thunderstruck5484
    @thunderstruck5484 Місяць тому +1

    I remember working in west Texas in 79 and seeing When a stranger calls at the theater, classic! Thanks Razor and now he has covid they say

  • @realhxq
    @realhxq Місяць тому +6

    Hi, it's me from the Future, It's Joever.

  • @TrueBuddhaCat
    @TrueBuddhaCat Місяць тому +5

    Good fucking God, the memes that came out of that debate/honorary entire into the Faces of Death series were more coherent than Grandpa Joe
    Even Trump was looking at him going “Is he okay? Should somebody make sure he’s not going to die on stage?”
    And we know that ever single country is looking at us and going “So, we’ll make sure to give Trump a big old hug and tell him how much we missed him when he’s elected in November”, meanwhile Japan is looking at them and saying “We told you letting Grandpa be elected was a bad idea!! In that case, we’ll be sure to have a feast ready for President Trump’s honor when he comes to visit us”(especially since Biden still thinks that the Japanese are our “enemies” and Emperor Hirohito is still in power; not making that up)

  • @ProfDragonite
    @ProfDragonite Місяць тому +8

    Some days, this feels like that Star Trek TNG episode where the aliens experimented with the concept of authority. Except here, the ship actually DID fly into the sun.

  • @Mazzmaker69
    @Mazzmaker69 Місяць тому +2

    Agree that one should not just diagnose Biden with dementia without a full exam.....however, I work in a dementia ward and.......most of the old dudes in there exhibit extremely similar behavior to Biden.