ASMR Teleportation Price Gouging in the Year 3030
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- Опубліковано 27 кві 2024
- Have you ever wondered what it would be like to teleport in the year 3030? Get ready to empty your wallet because OF COURSE I'm price gouging you to find out! Teleportation is still a highly sought after and rare technology. BUT! We do offer affordable options if you agree to help us refine our technology!
We're teleporting in true ASMR style with whispers, endless personal attention, measuring your face, measuring your body, tapping, tracing, and some light eye exam action.
This was my first roleplay with the green screen... so it's a little wonky in some places. Suspension of disbelief, ok? Hehe
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Video is CRIMINALLY underrated
Spread the good word 🐉
Honestly Alpha is a really good deal, taking into account the inflation from today to 3030, 30000 USD in 3030 is worth about 0.00000000354 USD today
But how much are we making 🫣
Imagine just being able to teleport instead of flying and u could just walk into a teleportation service company and be like hey lemme get a trip to Indonesia real quick
And if you pay enough, all of you will make it there successfully. Hell, if not all if you makes it, then you could end up receiving disability.
$30k is pocket change
@@FloontzASMR better than carrying home a body part in a bag. That is for sure
MY PARTS NO I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE PARTS INSURANCE
You were warned 👀
This one's genius!! I love all of your content but this one made me not only get some pleasant relaxation but also some giggles :)
Aw thank you! More where that came from ⚡️
Damn I feel really bad for Stella Vesper, I couldn’t imagine missing a hand like that. And then all the stress from health insurance trying to get it reattached etc. let’s start a gofundme for Stella Vesper guys
Phoenix Nova done dirty too!!!
At least we can all sleep well at night knowing there’s a subscription support group!
Around the 20 minute mark I thought a fight was gonna break out.
We rely on the authorities to handle all sus activity
This video was genius!!! Loved it!!!!!
Aw ye glad you enjoyed 💓
Boop boop to you too 😂
Büp boop buuuup 💓
This is one of the few ASMR videos I keep coming back to! The quality, the tingles, the humor… 10/10 ❤ I really love all your content and hope more people find you. I rarely comment on anything on yt and think this is the second time ever. But I wanted to let you know your work is so appreciated. Lots of love from Finland, one of the exclusive Tele-destinations
This means so much to me, thank you. I’ve definitely been a bit confused over the best direction to take the channel… it means a lot to receive this feedback. Also 💕 we love Finland hehe
This was dope! I can't wait for teleportation to be real. The background and hair look super rad!
Thank you 💖 teleportation will be real before you know it
I literally can’t get ENOUGH of your content right now !!!
Aw yeeee 💃🏽
This is so creative!
Thank you 💕
Love the whole style of this!
Thank you ✨✨
floontz first green screen video ~
Magnificent..
Innovative ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
(Thats awesome.. and very tingly Tele 3030)
Second viewing ~
(On my lunch break)
Love scanning the iris part.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Measuring part ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Tier part ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Presentation part ⭐⭐⭐⭐ (Like Battle Royale, the orange shirt girl explaining the game)
7:32 by this we already know something happens with the lower tier.. alive, or unalived..
Breakdown ~
Alpha 30k$ leap safely, less pain..
Beta Sleeping 3-5 days in revival house 25k$ per leap
Delta Sleeping 3-5days in revival house + memory loss 2 weeks and brain fog 15k$ per leap
Gamma Full body intact, wounded but all organ intact 😅, with recovery 3-5days n memory loss 2 weeks 😂 7k$ per leap
Omega get all of the shiiiii.. 1k$ (Disability in 3030 guaranteed)
No bag included😅
Bag price is alot. Bring at least 50k$ to transport with Tele
Boop boop boop (my fav sound from today)
30🎉
Woah this breakdown is amazing!!! Thank you! Did you get the dark humor? Hehe! Which tier are you?
@@FloontzASMR Which tier am i? as budget person who avoid my organ's gone..
Alpha (Maybe futura me is the rich one 😊)
Gamma (My budget, I'm avoiding Omega hahaha.)
Boop boop (dark humor)
Unlimited counts.
The mission is making all customers purchase Alpha tier, some of the customers just broke so tried the most experimental one, forgetting what will happen next 🤭 . and Omega tier organ's club 🤣🤣..
IM IN LOVE WITH FLOONTZ. I LOVE YOUR HAIR TOO BEAUTIFUL
Thank you ❤️🔥
I love your hair!!
Thank you 💕
Would you be doing another fact or fiction video anytime soon? It was sooo good 🔥💯
I will add it to the list! Need to find reliable resources 😝
@@FloontzASMR 🙌🏽💯
Going out on a limb! bahahahahaa.
Heh heh heh 🦵🏾
Krizpi from 3030 sending kisses
Floontz 3030 💋✨
It’s giving altered carbon
💕💕💕
AM I ABLE TO TELEPORT TO COME BE WITH YOU? That’s the only place I wish to teleport to 😊
That tier went unlisted 😳💕
Darn ok maybe in a distant universe! lol
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We love Norway 💓
Wawh wawh wawh wawh wawh wawhahahahahhahaha! This is very amusing!🦶🦵💪
Hehe thank you 💓
Is that a wig?
Is it? 👀