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  • @JoshuaFluke1
    @JoshuaFluke1  5 років тому +238

    Did anybody notice how that guy taking shots to the left of the main guys was like 15? Why would you tag your company in this.

    • @dadonutinator
      @dadonutinator 5 років тому +9

      Did you just assume someone's age?! But I heard it's just a number so maybe it's fine.

    • @andyd568
      @andyd568 5 років тому +8

      The guy is too young to realize college is over.

    • @Nimbos0
      @Nimbos0 5 років тому +15

      Are you sure those weren't oysters, cause it says so in the post and you can see the shell after the "shot."

    • @internap627
      @internap627 5 років тому +5

      What about the baby 👶 at the bar

    • @dadonutinator
      @dadonutinator 5 років тому +1

      @@andyd568 was a joke; are those still around after college?

  • @gauravsharma-zb1ku
    @gauravsharma-zb1ku 5 років тому +244

    Linkedin is the worst platform where people take pride in being a corporate slave.

    • @krithikkumar959
      @krithikkumar959 4 роки тому +8

      Can't agree more

    • @CrayolaCoffeeBean
      @CrayolaCoffeeBean 3 місяці тому

      With a lot of people thinking they’re wise sages while also typing “LFG 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥” in the comments about a stupid product launch that’s not even going to work when it launches 2 months later than it was advertised to launch.

  • @masterwaylon
    @masterwaylon 5 років тому +545

    Cringify is my new company name

    • @OtakuSanel
      @OtakuSanel 5 років тому +7

      Cringifyableify?

    • @mattf.2142
      @mattf.2142 5 років тому +10

      I am now the owner of cringify.com. It's for sale! ;)

    • @FVBmovies
      @FVBmovies 5 років тому

      @@mattf.2142 Was. :D

    • @mattf.2142
      @mattf.2142 5 років тому +1

      @@FVBmovies Nope, it still is. Shoot me an offer. ;D. You could definitely make some money with such a domain under your belt. I'm too lazy to do anything with it, though.

    • @lewis6590
      @lewis6590 5 років тому +3

      Cringabl, cring.io, cringely would also be acceptable

  • @ManicEightBall
    @ManicEightBall 5 років тому +267

    I'd like to give a shoutout to my company for letting me use the bathroom.

    • @Azorthy
      @Azorthy 3 роки тому +19

      Sounds like amazon

    • @jonbikaku6133
      @jonbikaku6133 3 роки тому +2

      Fuck no ways you can take a shit sitting down as well??

    • @daskamu
      @daskamu 3 роки тому +11

      I’ve been holding my poop since 6am , I may just start shitting In a bag in my cubicle

    • @jboxy
      @jboxy 3 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @anabee8310
      @anabee8310 2 роки тому +4

      It's important to affirm everybody's commitment to the culture of being able to pee.

  • @theblackhundreds7124
    @theblackhundreds7124 5 років тому +189

    How do I delete other people's LinkedIn profile accounts?

    • @TheHaters112
      @TheHaters112 5 років тому +2

      @baby turtle I know right! They never do this for Cancer Research, the RSPCA or other events that help change people's lives.
      I don't need to know they support people banging each other lol. I don't care about that, I want you to be a good work colleague.

    • @lewcrew
      @lewcrew 4 роки тому

      Your comment literally made me laugh out loud. Thank you for that

  • @dedodiy3887
    @dedodiy3887 5 років тому +578

    The guy at the end: The world needs you....I need you...
    to buy my course it's just $399

    • @ac130kz
      @ac130kz 5 років тому +42

      here in my garage, just bought this aaah new Lamborghini here...

    • @Demagogue88
      @Demagogue88 5 років тому +9

      @@ac130kz Knowledge, fusion, power, stealth!

    • @ac130kz
      @ac130kz 5 років тому +6

      @@Demagogue88 N U H L E D G E

    • @FatherPhi
      @FatherPhi 5 років тому +5

      two payments of $399 for an online course was all it took for me to become a C++ god

    • @ac130kz
      @ac130kz 5 років тому +2

      @@FatherPhi did you become a committee member? I guess not

  • @richyhum
    @richyhum 5 років тому +441

    Thanking your company for "Letting" you take vacation. Wow.

    • @ivanlagrossemoule
      @ivanlagrossemoule 5 років тому +18

      Deep down I'm hoping they gave him one week paid leave extra to what he's usually allowed to get or something.

    • @feyrol42
      @feyrol42 5 років тому +19

      I thought he thanked them because paid leave isn’t a legal right in America. Still pretty sad though.

    • @feyrol42
      @feyrol42 5 років тому +15

      TheCarmacon yeah, I’m from England and at my workplace it’s 25 days paid leave, other places have up to 30,but in America I don’t think companies have to give paid leave. And places that do give like 2 weeks, an American can correct me if I’m wrong.

    • @sovietnyc9125
      @sovietnyc9125 5 років тому +21

      @@TheCarmacon lol yeah America is the worst country. i have 15 days PTO and then like 10 holidays. but none of it is guaranteed by law. as a software engineer i typically get good benefits and at least 3 weeks of vacation, but there's plenty of people with no time off, no sick leave, no maternity/paternity leave. this country is extremely conservative and our laws are created by and for corporations, not for the people.

    • @richyhum
      @richyhum 5 років тому +3

      As a CAD Drafter I also get 15 days of PTO and 10 Holidays like Sovietnyc and this is generous here. Most companies give about 2 weeks of PTO and only 8 Holidays, and some don't give any. A lot of companies try and keep you part time so they don't have to give you anything. Typically this PTO is up for negotiation at the time of hire so to thank an employer for letting you take the days you had to earn through accrual and holding up their agreement is where I was referring to my "Wow" comment. Germany sounds amazingly nice so does England. and Sovietnyc is right about the maternity/paternity leave it is typical here that you don't get those When my kids were born I was only able to take a week off and that came out of my PTO.

  • @Aer0xander
    @Aer0xander 5 років тому +108

    This makes me want to quit my job that I don't have

  • @dedodiy3887
    @dedodiy3887 5 років тому +258

    "What's my purpose?"
    "you pass butter"
    "omg....."
    "Now repeat after me: I am awakening to the work of a human being"

    • @jeffriggins572
      @jeffriggins572 5 років тому +3

      Sheldon, pass the freaking butter

    • @patrickspaceman305
      @patrickspaceman305 5 років тому +1

      "Oh my God.....", "Yeah welcome to the club pal...."

    • @Juppie902
      @Juppie902 5 років тому

      HEY HEY HEY those burgers in mcdonalds aint gonna flip themselves.

    • @VioletIsBulletproof
      @VioletIsBulletproof 4 роки тому +3

      Rick and morty!! I love that scene. Sometims ill rewatch for the lulz

  • @bhavykhatri2669
    @bhavykhatri2669 5 років тому +40

    I did internship at Adobe in which on last day we have to prepare a presentation of our project. In the presentation slide, we have to add one slide specifically for the "fun part" even though we didn't do any fun and burnt our asses off. Funny thing is we have to post smiling photos and other stuff that will look company good in front of other people.

  • @hellstormangel
    @hellstormangel 5 років тому +219

    "I'm sooo happy that my employer values me enough to me give me one week off to take cringe shots for a Linkedin video" - Said no real person.

    • @MonsterJuiced
      @MonsterJuiced 4 роки тому +5

      HR: Heyy how you doing there today? We looked at your sales record while considering your holiday proposal today and came to an agreement. We will let you have your week holiday BUT only if you film yourself having a good time and thank us for letting you. That's all we ask.
      What do you mean dignity is more valuable than wages?

  • @fireraisr
    @fireraisr 5 років тому +158

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore

    • @arwahsapi
      @arwahsapi 5 років тому +2

      It's OK, come to my planet then, and by the way, my friend's planet is also nice

    • @Antidon1
      @Antidon1 5 років тому

      @@O_Canada or virtual world via neuralink xD

    • @stormchaser419
      @stormchaser419 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂 It's a clownshow planet from hell

    • @timjarvis9078
      @timjarvis9078 8 днів тому

      That’s why the aliens don’t visit earth anymore 😂

  • @Blxnksy
    @Blxnksy 5 років тому +121

    Lmao that last guy was like an Instagram influencer minus the monetization

  • @thefinnisher88
    @thefinnisher88 5 років тому +33

    "I am awakening to the work of a human being." YES!! I'M SO PUMPED RIGHT NOW!! Thanks LinkedIn guy, you changed my life

    • @wolfgangamadeuscloud2676
      @wolfgangamadeuscloud2676 Рік тому

      Reminds of Marcus Aurelius, but without the wisdom and virtue. While this guy is getting laid, by a PAID escort girl, Marcus Aurelius is kicking ass in battle. Give me "Meditations" any day over this ambitious, avaricious trash like this guy's video.

    • @stormchaser419
      @stormchaser419 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @ProactiveIfeatu
    @ProactiveIfeatu 5 років тому +189

    that lady's laugh sounded like it came right out of Michael Jackson's Thriller...

    • @thomasmartin6623
      @thomasmartin6623 5 років тому +3

      reminds me of the wicked witch of the west tbh

    • @TinyMaths
      @TinyMaths 5 років тому

      THIS! lol, it was pretty much exactly the same..

    • @johndough8699
      @johndough8699 5 років тому +2

      Thomas Martin - Yes! The wicked witch of the west.
      “I’ll get you my little pretties!”

    • @bluesigma1356
      @bluesigma1356 5 років тому

      I was thinking Gruntilda from banjo kazooie.

    • @goyonman9655
      @goyonman9655 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @benbuurman254
    @benbuurman254 5 років тому +44

    People being so dedicated to their company and posting about it reminds me of indentured servitude

  • @SaschaRissling
    @SaschaRissling 5 років тому +9

    i'm so thankful for this channel. every time i wonder why i'm working for myself during the harder times i just come to your channel and i'm totally fine with having slow months instead of possibly being forced into a waterballoon embarrassment

  • @dustin8335
    @dustin8335 5 років тому +10

    Sometimes I thought I had some kind of disorder because I thought these activities were "corny" and "stupid", and could find no joy or want to attend. Thank you for making me feel more "normal". haha. Another Great vid Josh...

  • @me6214
    @me6214 5 років тому +7

    3:18 if I recall correctly, "setting meetings" is MLM talk for booking clients. A lot of Corporate Cringe is often pyramid schemes trying to sell their shitty product.

  • @RazzleMcDazzle989
    @RazzleMcDazzle989 5 років тому +161

    My LinkedIn is basically one big compilation of companies virtue signaling.

  • @theamazinraven2800
    @theamazinraven2800 5 років тому +67

    The “-ify” part has me on the floor omg

    • @craigdanielmaceacher
      @craigdanielmaceacher 5 років тому +5

      Just forgot to add ".io" at the end to make it really hipster.

    • @SoerenM
      @SoerenM 3 роки тому

      @@craigdanielmaceacher how come ify.io doesn't exist yet? it would be so META *insert mind blown gif*

  • @realRichHunting
    @realRichHunting 5 років тому +60

    I just found your channel today and I've been binge watching for a couple hours. Hilarious 😂🤣😆

  • @SaberKazama
    @SaberKazama 5 років тому +44

    Josh's "I'm dying on the inside" look is strong in this video.

  • @Kaz.2719
    @Kaz.2719 5 років тому +52

    its so sad how much of a joke linkedin has become, trying to be like facebook...

  • @herodotus53
    @herodotus53 4 роки тому +9

    I’m a teacher who sometimes gets disgruntled with my prospects for salary growth and career advancement, but every time I toy with the idea of going back to school to get a “real” (i.e. private sector / corporate job), I always come back to this channel to remind myself how lucky I am that I don’t have to deal with this gaslighting B.S. Five years of dealing with teenagers every day and it still doesn’t feel like “work” yet.
    Sure, I’d like to make more money, but I go home every day with my dignity and self-respect. I think that’s a pretty decent trade-off.

    • @X11CHASE
      @X11CHASE 2 роки тому +1

      Cope. Keep huffing that copium.
      Kindly,
      Yu-GI-Oh

  • @JuanAndOnly
    @JuanAndOnly 5 років тому +70

    I'd like a free checklist on how to optimize my social media

    • @jennifersilves4195
      @jennifersilves4195 5 років тому

      Juan Lopez Me too Dude.

    • @JoshuaFluke1
      @JoshuaFluke1  5 років тому +34

      DM Me your email Thanks!

    • @jennifersilves4195
      @jennifersilves4195 5 років тому

      Joshua Fluke Hahahah I just caught that in the vid. A) I have a throwaway email.
      I effing hate LinkedIn but I feel like I need at least some appearances there sometimes. It’s my straight (jacket) place.
      It’s the first thing some people check.

    • @jennifersilves4195
      @jennifersilves4195 5 років тому

      B) I can always get a laugh out of “Thank god it’s the weekend and I don’t need to think of content for LinkedIn.”

  • @johndough8699
    @johndough8699 5 років тому +9

    I deleted my LinkedIn account two years ago. I recently thought about recreating it. Now, I’m glad I didn’t.

  • @robwembley
    @robwembley 5 років тому +5

    Thank you so much for 'deconstructing' the 'Corporate Insanity' that far too many people buy into, support and celebrate.
    You Channel is 'The Red Pill Moment' to many trying to remove themselves from the 'Corporate Matrix'.
    Please keep speaking your Truth.
    Truly inspiring and above all else 'enlightening' to watch !

    • @JoshuaFluke1
      @JoshuaFluke1  5 років тому

      It's hard for some peope

    • @robwembley
      @robwembley 5 років тому

      ​@@JoshuaFluke1 You are a truly exceptional human being. I do not think many people might really get the extraordinary 'niche' you are addressing through your UA-cam Channel. You are literally getting the 'sheeple' to wake up and reawaken their dreams. You do this with style, grace and a great deal of loving humour. You occupy a unique space on UA-cam. NEVER apologise. NEVER doubt yourself. Keep on speaking your Truth !

  • @darint07
    @darint07 5 років тому +8

    I've always thought linked-in was kind of weird. My favorite thing is to read the fake jobs names on there. Truly a good laugh.

  • @haroldfarmer249
    @haroldfarmer249 5 років тому +39

    What was the last guy trying to do? Was he selling something? Trying to motivate me? He seemed like he watched one of the commercials of Tai Lopez and thought, I can do that then completely missed the mark.

    • @andrewwong2399
      @andrewwong2399 5 років тому +8

      here at the beach, just bought this uh, new mug here. fun to drink coffee in the slums of brazil

  • @quarantinelife.
    @quarantinelife. 5 років тому +18

    Coder Barbie??? What kind of bs is that? They have way too much free time at work 😂

    • @JoshuaFluke1
      @JoshuaFluke1  5 років тому +9

      Get that bread

    • @surelock3221
      @surelock3221 5 років тому +2

      There are only so many ways a guy can pretend to be busy in a mandatory-8-hour shift

    • @surelock3221
      @surelock3221 5 років тому +1

      @Jeffrey Foster Jesus I had almost the same experience as you at a previous job. Thank god for podcasts though.

    • @fernandosepulveda8748
      @fernandosepulveda8748 4 роки тому

      Where is stripper barbie.

  • @justinp8473
    @justinp8473 5 років тому +1

    This is gold! lol I love your break down of these. I find myself scrolling through linkedin once and a while then right away ask myself "Why did I even get on here!?". I share a lot of the same feelings you have towards people on there.

  • @olgafigueroa2909
    @olgafigueroa2909 3 роки тому

    LMAO...... that last guy....
    You are a savage Josh! 🤣

  • @rabner93
    @rabner93 5 років тому +28

    Brooo, that professor was from my university! That’s the real cringe...

  • @goodjab9256
    @goodjab9256 5 років тому +11

    *This is the reason why I’m doing freelancing*

  • @adrian15049
    @adrian15049 5 років тому +17

    Some people say Josh is a pessimist, I say he's a realist

    • @timglenn3783
      @timglenn3783 Рік тому +1

      I just come across his videos today and have for along time thought I was the only person who thought how crazy trying to find and keep a job has become. Its really sad "really". One straight shooter to another.

  • @betosfilm
    @betosfilm 5 років тому +10

    This is hillarious, it's just like meme review of pewdiepie. More videos like this plz!!!!!!

  • @repcek22
    @repcek22 5 років тому +2

    I love this series man...keep this series going :) we need to call these people out! big up from Czech Republic

  • @KevinSmith-gu7fb
    @KevinSmith-gu7fb 5 років тому +9

    "I am awakening to the work of a human being." Has this guy been reading Dianetics or some Tony Robbins or something?

    • @JoshuaFluke1
      @JoshuaFluke1  5 років тому +2

      Probably has a supplement called dianetix you can buy tho

  • @Rkyvz
    @Rkyvz 3 роки тому +2

    Yours is the best channel I've ever stumbled upon. Absolute gold.

  • @Lightdarksnake
    @Lightdarksnake 5 років тому +81

    Can we cancel Linkedin please?

    • @surelock3221
      @surelock3221 5 років тому +23

      The problem isn't LinkedIn, the problem is the people that are on it. If a new platform comes up and overtakes it, the same people will just migrate over to it.

  • @georgetopuriya5744
    @georgetopuriya5744 5 років тому +25

    I AM AWAKENING TO THE WORK OF A HUMAN BEING!!
    this has to be the worst thing I've watched whole year, so cringe

  • @JohnDoe-df8bj
    @JohnDoe-df8bj 5 років тому +15

    That "bro" at the end.......😂😂😂 💪 ☕️ 💪

  • @LDraCom
    @LDraCom 5 років тому

    Respect dude, I fucking respect you, thank god youre ALIVE. KEEP SHARING THESE FRAUDS. These corporate/business models need to end.

  • @Syzygy-JPN
    @Syzygy-JPN 5 років тому +1

    I love how contrarian and individualistic you are, man. I really dig that shit!

  • @mrhunterf2869
    @mrhunterf2869 5 років тому +14

    Hahaha lol this is cringy I see so much corporate fringe on LinkedIn daily. I actually think LinkedIn is the cringiest platform of them all.

  • @Terranova339
    @Terranova339 5 років тому +6

    I actually enjoyed the josh-3rd-person sentences more than I should have :D do a full episode, it's funny

  • @zoomerslayer8244
    @zoomerslayer8244 5 років тому +38

    *Random Karen gargling*:
    *Joshua Fluke*: I'm about to end this Karen's career.

    • @JoshuaFluke1
      @JoshuaFluke1  5 років тому +8

      Ah kakaka ka ka ka kaaaaa kakakakaka

    • @goyonman9655
      @goyonman9655 5 років тому +1

      Who's Karen

    • @zoomerslayer8244
      @zoomerslayer8244 5 років тому +1

      @@goyonman9655 a Karen is a self entitled woman. They are usually antivaxx moms. Who want to talk to the manager all the times.

  • @TravisLawrence12
    @TravisLawrence12 5 років тому +3

    I love this shit. Totally killing It while crushing it... yeah dude the Kill-Crush combo!

  • @sunnydays405
    @sunnydays405 5 років тому +7

    "Professor of Professional Selling" how could anyone call themselves that and be serious? -_-

  • @renderwood
    @renderwood 5 років тому +1

    I am clad you pulled yourself out of the hole (created by the past 5+ videos) back to this "regular" content. I find this very entertaining, in a bit similar way as Diggnation was in the past, and you manage to do it alone!

  • @ir0n2541
    @ir0n2541 5 років тому +31

    I'd rather be homeless and have control over my time, than give a shout out to an employer who needs to give me permission to spend my personal time.

    • @Jono1982
      @Jono1982 5 років тому +10

      Yeah I've started developing this mindset too I would be much happier homeless than working 14/15 hours a day at some corperation begging to have Christmas Day off.

  • @distorta
    @distorta 5 років тому +19

    These snake oil salesmen make the creators of juicero look genius.

  • @JowyFull47
    @JowyFull47 5 років тому +4

    The last guy had me dying. I can just imagine somebody watching him and bein like "Hell yea, let's get it"

  • @mattostovitz1098
    @mattostovitz1098 5 років тому +3

    the cup of coffee guy "lets get after it" THAT was cringey.

  • @mcren6781
    @mcren6781 5 років тому +28

    Pretty girls be like “Im an expert at ___ because my parents told me I was!”

  • @Rubenjr005
    @Rubenjr005 5 років тому +2

    You should do a video UA-cam cringe of all the affiliate marketer guys that keeps popping up on the commercials.

  • @jankuchar4579
    @jankuchar4579 5 років тому +7

    Meanwhile in wurope we have like one month of vacation per year :-D

  • @jennifersilves4195
    @jennifersilves4195 5 років тому +7

    LinkedIn is a cluster pain.

  • @VertexHero
    @VertexHero 5 років тому +4

    LinkedIn is becoming cross contaminated from Facebook and Instagram. Also I would like to know the name of that outro song. It's pretty dope.

  • @robertkokai4193
    @robertkokai4193 4 роки тому

    This is a true gem - I starved for such content. Thanks Josh!

  • @382u3uuej
    @382u3uuej 5 років тому

    These videos are so funny,I started with other videos on your channel but I have seen these 4 corporate cringe ones in a row.

  • @TheBox225
    @TheBox225 4 роки тому +4

    Not gonna lie I feel like that is awesome that his company let him take a full week off during holiday. Granted I’ve never worked a job where I was off for the 4th of July let alone more than just that holiday. I can’t wait to finish my degree!

  • @LaserWoodShapes
    @LaserWoodShapes 5 років тому +1

    It just hit me why these people have started to do hit pieces on you and come out against you in posts on Reddit. What you call cringe, they call their normal life that they love. It really is that simple.

  • @Myllkka
    @Myllkka 5 років тому +4

    I.. I love this. Starting the day right cringing with Josh

  • @janabendmusic
    @janabendmusic 5 років тому

    So much truth in this video! I'm sick of these wannabe internet entrepreneurs who make money by teaching other people how to make money selling courses teaching other people how to make money...

  • @KapitalP73
    @KapitalP73 Рік тому

    I work for a Dow 30 company. We’ve been actively trying to eliminate meetings for 2 years as they’re a colossal waster of time more times than not.

  • @ward7576
    @ward7576 5 років тому

    Hits home. Have been seeing those articles which tend to trigger people and, oh boy oh boy, feelings are involved in major way.
    Jesus fucking Christ, that's a job network where you should seek and find opportunities not a budget Facebook.
    And, guessing from LinkedIn, everyone is now an entrepreneur or, even cringier, some kind of evangelist. Getting shivers hearing the latter...
    I get new connections quite frequently and my attitude is - if you don't offer me job, why the hell would you invite me? So I have to 'mute' those birdbrained posts you re-post/like?
    LinkedIn is now a joke.

  • @mattsarnecky2552
    @mattsarnecky2552 5 років тому

    I think your touching upon a bigger subject in our society which is that most of the things we now have in society don't add any value whatsoever.

  • @thekingoftown07
    @thekingoftown07 11 місяців тому +1

    I’m going to start up a company for plumbing and call it Poopify

  • @COMMANDERFOX31
    @COMMANDERFOX31 5 років тому +3

    That last guy sounds like he got fired from a window tinting shop last month.

  • @nauxsi
    @nauxsi 5 років тому

    I often see career advisers suggest creating a LinkedIn profile to help with job search.

  • @bartlebob
    @bartlebob 5 років тому

    They treat grownups as kids and people go along with it. So sick of the corporate BS.

  • @cathix
    @cathix 5 років тому

    Keep up these amazing videos!! I love the realism, no BS approach to everything and so much common sense. Great stuff

  • @nikkittb
    @nikkittb 5 років тому +2

    This guy lowkey stole my pick-up line:"You are here for a reason! I have a huuuuuuuuuuuuge purpose. LET'S GET AFTER IT!"

  • @harryiii3361
    @harryiii3361 5 років тому +1

    That lats guy made my foot hurt randomly

  • @brandonmooney-soloyeva9934
    @brandonmooney-soloyeva9934 5 років тому

    I'm a nurse currently (LPN) I dropped out of my Petroleum engineering degree with 1 year left. I wanted to do a CS associates degree and a Bootcamp (my community college doesn't cover all languages in the CS degree) but I don't think I could work in environments like this, I want to use coding and combine it with nursing/occupational therapy to help the pediatric population.

  • @CrayolaCoffeeBean
    @CrayolaCoffeeBean 3 місяці тому

    Omg Xanga! There was so much drama on Xanga with girls on the Show Team at our barn back in like 2004 😂

  • @miya8428
    @miya8428 5 років тому +1

    these are genuinely funny, thanks.

  • @rybolov
    @rybolov 4 роки тому

    The water balloon thing... they are telephone sales and "setting meetings" mean that they scheduled a potential customer to meet with their sales representative.

  • @MichaelAivaliotis
    @MichaelAivaliotis 5 років тому +1

    You need to make these videos more often. And make a playlist out of them. Your best videos.

  • @Twisty290
    @Twisty290 5 років тому +1

    If i had to get water balloons thrown at me you d better believe Id change into swim trunks.

  • @mattg6106
    @mattg6106 Рік тому

    The problem is that when you are "killing it" and do way more than your quota you are then expected to continue doing more and more each time. Corporations have an issue of requiring infinite growth/infinite profit gains. As soon as you fail to do the better than last time you either get flagged as needing improvement or you're just laid off.

  • @evilsquirrel56231
    @evilsquirrel56231 5 років тому +1

    More of these videos please. LinkedIn is such a farce that it really makes me laugh

  • @jboxy
    @jboxy 3 роки тому

    I need this content daily HAHAHA. That one video riding bike to work all sweaty I almost died laughing

  • @victord.4388
    @victord.4388 5 років тому +1

    Excelent Video! Thank you for your honesty! I think you should criticise more the "corporate practices" and the "wannabe entrepreneurs".
    The guy with the coffee in the last part thinks he is +Jezus+. He was talking like Jesus himself in the morning to sell you some product. When did bragging become a marketing tactic? Who wants to buy something from a ripped guy with coffee in his hand?
    Keep up the good work Josh!

  • @AGomez1821
    @AGomez1821 5 років тому +1

    4:30 that lady forgot to wash her hands after that makup...powdered donuts...or co...

  • @fanichita
    @fanichita 5 років тому

    I love these videos. As a teacher now I do not have to deal with the corporate bs anymore.

  • @timjarvis9078
    @timjarvis9078 8 днів тому

    I remember I returned from a vacation from Thailand the day I returned I got a txt saying staff meeting tomorrow. When I arrived the meeting schedule had all these bulletin points and one was Tim’s vacation news i just said it was good and that was it they actually expected me to give a war & peace sized speech on it.

  • @mcren6781
    @mcren6781 5 років тому

    Companies are targeting naive and oblivious type humans to work in their corporate culture. I worked at two large companies for many years, and was passed over for promotion several times even though I was the most experienced and qualified, they wanted somebody who would be a puppet. Its funny, how the person that they hired was somebody who didn’t know anything at all, but he was no threat to upper management due to their passive oblivious disposition.

  • @karireyes7603
    @karireyes7603 3 роки тому

    you are the best, Josh!!! I hope that tool-bot dude drinking coffee at the ocean saw himself on your video. unreal!

  • @soraaoixxthebluesky
    @soraaoixxthebluesky 5 років тому +2

    “move like a ninja....we can dodge all their bullets”

  • @akshatpal8452
    @akshatpal8452 4 роки тому

    Finally someone busting corporate ass! Keep going joshua

  • @grimgoreironhide9985
    @grimgoreironhide9985 5 років тому +1

    This series you made is great. I always regretted never becoming corporate and succeeding in the rat race. However, 2 year's I began realise I did not miss out on anything. Keep making these videos as your helping people avoid misery and degradation for very little pay. Also look into the Japanese corporate culture of "Salarymen".

    • @fakename3208
      @fakename3208 3 роки тому +1

      Trust me bro you are better off. You trade your soul for comfort and stability (which are both great things, but at what cost?)

  • @Hhhhh-v9z6c
    @Hhhhh-v9z6c 5 років тому +2

    Hey mate 120 k already. I bet your channel will reach 500k by the end of the year

    • @mcrettable
      @mcrettable 5 років тому

      He will manage to get demonetized. He has to be very careful in 2019.

    • @JoshuaFluke1
      @JoshuaFluke1  5 років тому +1

      I dont do anything that does that. I think I'm on par with linus tech tips. I bleep my curse words. Nothing violates.

    • @Hhhhh-v9z6c
      @Hhhhh-v9z6c 5 років тому

      @@JoshuaFluke1 keep on grinding bro

    • @mcrettable
      @mcrettable 5 років тому

      @@JoshuaFluke1 I hope you stay safe on this website that has almost done a complete 180 lol.

  • @JassarDev
    @JassarDev 4 роки тому +1

    The guy at the end: "You have a huge purpose for your existence".
    Immediately follows it by grab a cup of coffee... how shallow minded are these people and how stupid do they think we are, or do they just use terms like "purpose of existence" because they're high or something.

  • @GhulamMustafa-pn2xi
    @GhulamMustafa-pn2xi 5 років тому

    More videos please!!!!! This shit is funny as hell!

  • @jerrywilliams408
    @jerrywilliams408 4 роки тому +1

    The self aggrandizement on LinkedIn is hilarious.

  • @SeniorAdrian
    @SeniorAdrian 5 років тому +1

    this series is hilarious do more

  • @omerthebear
    @omerthebear 5 років тому

    You NEED to do a LinkedIn video about the shit people literally make up to post about to try to seem anti-corporate. “Today we had a janitor come in to interview for the Executive VP position, he came in 30 minutes late, was not dressed formally, didn’t have a resume, and wasn’t polite to anyone at all. My co workers weren’t so sure about him but I knew he’d be great! I hired him on the spot and he’s been killing it ever since!”
    Then there are always 80 comments filled with people agreeing with them or trying to one up them in anti-corporateness