Crazy Woman Freaks out in Hair Salon

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  • @jnqsty7235
    @jnqsty7235 6 років тому +2886

    Sorry ma'am, your victim card has expired.

    • @mememan1949
      @mememan1949 6 років тому +55

      Sorry ma'am, your ''I have a life" card expired

    • @elroylee
      @elroylee 5 років тому +46

      Sorry ma’am,this is a counterfeit.

    • @engineerxero7767
      @engineerxero7767 5 років тому +37

      Her card expired when she got it

    • @botelladeaguamediollena4885
      @botelladeaguamediollena4885 5 років тому +36

      Sorry ma’am your “I have a law degree” card has expired

    • @sorgundus7927
      @sorgundus7927 5 років тому +17

      Srry ma,am your card for having cards has expired

  • @urbeanuh3685
    @urbeanuh3685 7 років тому +2246

    She got her law degree from a cereal box.

    • @eriks5643
      @eriks5643 7 років тому +5

      Raptor 564 lol

    • @hpsauce6435
      @hpsauce6435 6 років тому +9

      Raptor 564 you mean a chocolate box

    • @misuotto
      @misuotto 6 років тому +6

      Ass cancer

    • @jagarcia0705
      @jagarcia0705 6 років тому +38

      @ Raptor 564 From an "off brand" cereal box, at a unknown grocery store, in an isolated part of the world...from another dimension.

    • @derekweltman1501
      @derekweltman1501 6 років тому +4

      This is one of the best comments on a youtube video i've ever seen.

  • @JoeMama-qx1yg
    @JoeMama-qx1yg 5 років тому +230

    Man: wants refund
    Woman: now this is an avengers level threat

  • @happylass1460
    @happylass1460 6 років тому +1496

    Guy:hey can I get a refund?
    Her: NANI???

  • @lauramabe6578
    @lauramabe6578 7 років тому +430

    you know, it just occurred to me that maybe she thought it was just an audio recording, not an audio-video recording. That would explain why she started screaming...

    • @Teekz_Gaming
      @Teekz_Gaming 6 років тому +29

      Laura Mabe thats scary

    • @willburns6129
      @willburns6129 6 років тому +8

      Those are really hard to come by. All cameras these days, have like HD so, it would be very hard to find that

    • @mmtgangsta91
      @mmtgangsta91 6 років тому +26

      Stuck in the past, she prolly hates the way things r changing right in front of her wrinkles 😂😂

    • @Ltdayman1000
      @Ltdayman1000 6 років тому +5

      Oh that makes so much sense

    • @YoAblaze
      @YoAblaze 5 років тому +1

      What a fukker
      People these days
      Trying to ruin others lives smh

  • @anitaahr1691
    @anitaahr1691 6 років тому +292

    My fifth grade teacher got mad at me for saying that someone is black and said "aFrIcAn AmErIcAn" it's so annoying like who the heck cares

    • @zecho3535
      @zecho3535 5 років тому +47

      anitaahr yeah, my 4th grade teacher told us not to say African-American because not every black person is African-American. Somebody called my dad African-American but he is from nowhere near Africa, he was from Malaysia, and I got really annoyed

    • @LykaiosThePanther
      @LykaiosThePanther 5 років тому +4

      I would never say white or black. I'd say dark skinned person or peach skinned person or African American or Caucasian or Irish or what race they are.

    • @yourlovelyneighbour6547
      @yourlovelyneighbour6547 5 років тому +3

      @@zecho3535 why hello there fellow malaysian🇲🇾

    • @zecho3535
      @zecho3535 5 років тому +2

      ChosenOne 362 I’m not Malaysian, my dad is

    • @Rising_Lightning
      @Rising_Lightning 5 років тому +8

      VIP Honestly, that one makes sense if your at a school and you say the n-word no matter your race

  • @joanieedwards2030
    @joanieedwards2030 7 років тому +943

    man Is getting a refund
    woman :something good happening to a man feminist powers activate

    • @nunyabusiness168
      @nunyabusiness168 6 років тому +23

      Death To Men: says all feminists.

    • @anitaahr1691
      @anitaahr1691 6 років тому +5

      @@nunyabusiness168 yeah them feminists are dumbbbb

    • @gorefieldthehunger854
      @gorefieldthehunger854 6 років тому +2

      Grammar please. I couldn't really read that correctly.

    • @SoulTransient
      @SoulTransient 5 років тому +1

      Sailor moon music ensues*

    • @nio2319
      @nio2319 5 років тому +1

      Lol once i wondered if there was meninism and there is but i just took it like it doesnt exist because that shit would eliminate feminist and we love to see feminists going crazy

  • @verinniablair920
    @verinniablair920 7 років тому +434

    let me catch my mom squaring up some random dude at the barber shop

    • @i_eatstyrofoam
      @i_eatstyrofoam 7 років тому +8

      squaring up a barber shop
      silent clapping intensifies

    • @brodyupton9155
      @brodyupton9155 6 років тому +11

      I would've smacked my mum like "who the fuck, you think you talking too"

  • @benshmia9696
    @benshmia9696 6 років тому +1935

    1 like = 1 respect for that man

  • @sebson1477
    @sebson1477 6 років тому +1121

    someone forgot their morning meds....

  • @yousukeatagi8073
    @yousukeatagi8073 6 років тому +179

    Anybody else reminded of that one spongebob episode where plankton slips on a puddle in the Krusty Krab and then tries to sue Mr. Krabs

  • @alexholowaty7302
    @alexholowaty7302 6 років тому +763

    My profile pic looks better than her

    • @Alertiaonttk
      @Alertiaonttk 5 років тому +16

      Alex Holowaty ya like jazz

    • @brickaddict6687
      @brickaddict6687 5 років тому +55

      Alex Holowaty No Alex, your profile pic looks better than any other living creature on the planet. Never have I seen such a beautiful profile picture in my life

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 5 років тому

      Nah, but mine is.

    • @user-ek4qp3pi6v
      @user-ek4qp3pi6v 5 років тому

      Its jazzy

    • @rickywilliams9427
      @rickywilliams9427 5 років тому

      Yea boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii(sorry for being not sorry)

  • @IzzyGoneCrazy
    @IzzyGoneCrazy 8 років тому +2298

    I would love to see Birdman run for President ;D

  • @benohern5238
    @benohern5238 8 років тому +300

    Let me catch my mom trying to fight at Great Clips

  • @warriormom5232
    @warriormom5232 5 років тому +815

    We shouldn’t hate on feminists
    It’s not nice to make fun of disabled people

    • @MrSucc-fo4no
      @MrSucc-fo4no 5 років тому +19

      Oof

    • @moghalameer9434
      @moghalameer9434 5 років тому +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @richardchambers3533
      @richardchambers3533 5 років тому +21

      Why would a real man get his haircut at that place anyway?

    • @asmodeusasteroth7137
      @asmodeusasteroth7137 5 років тому +6

      We should ignore them

    • @asmodeusasteroth7137
      @asmodeusasteroth7137 5 років тому +7

      @@richardchambers3533 the salon advertising barbering
      Barbering is a different art tho
      Many people are licenced as they have school
      But even my instructor can't wax eyebrows and cut properly
      I told men,if they wanted certain new cuts to request a different stylist and give name
      She sent me perms
      Even they usually mean people I don't barber
      But at salon you are not supposed to be honest just get as many people as possible in and out

  • @mskuby7550
    @mskuby7550 8 років тому +420

    After all that arguing and shit....
    Guy: Can I get my fucking refund?
    Owner: *silently hands refund*
    Me: now that wasn't so hard, was it?
    😂😂

    • @Kingdom850
      @Kingdom850 8 років тому +32

      I think the owner was going to give it, but white sharkeshia decided to go crazy on him.

    • @omgitzbirdboy1718
      @omgitzbirdboy1718 8 років тому +2

      +Kingdom080500 u mean shawnbalaweekwow

    • @brownie3580
      @brownie3580 8 років тому +1

      +LUCKY BRICK L

    • @tyronethechef4606
      @tyronethechef4606 8 років тому +1

      L

    • @bidents
      @bidents 8 років тому

      +Pic Syndrome very clever and intelligent reply "L"

  • @william9219
    @william9219 8 років тому +809

    if a man done this to a woman we know what would have happened

    • @jimmywhite007
      @jimmywhite007 6 років тому +35

      william kinlan she probably have screamed RAAAPE

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 6 років тому +21

      i'ma jump out of my haircut like a lunatic, going upto some person i don't even know who's just trying to get a refund which is none of my business, scream in this girls face saying get out, stop hitting me, and pushing her away, and screaming like she's just sliced my balls off, and getting my girlfriend who stays with me and actually supports me, when this is how i behave to other girls, and my gf tell the other girl to go away too, like as if she's the bad guy, just because i the man am incharge of this relationship and have my gf on my strings and made her feel like she can't leave me, she's not good enough to find anyone else.

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 6 років тому +8

      5:58 SHE'S RAAAAAAAAAPIIING HIM! somebody call the police on that succubus.

    • @elijah_2005
      @elijah_2005 6 років тому +17

      Death row for rape, attempted murder, and disagreeing with a women

    • @gamingchallenges3038
      @gamingchallenges3038 6 років тому +3

      He would have an old fashioned execution

  • @Firebird_876
    @Firebird_876 6 років тому +209

    Police wear body cams so why don't we wear them as well, sense people like this are roaming the earth.

    • @dabi5967
      @dabi5967 5 років тому +7

      Im soo sorry that you guys haft to deal with this im a girl and im soo sorry

    • @alexhazard6871
      @alexhazard6871 4 роки тому +1

      Firebird 87622 imagine having to live your whole life with a body can on lol not fun

    • @FerDeLance06
      @FerDeLance06 4 роки тому

      @@dabi5967 Don't feel that you have to apologise for those lunatics, Kota; they're responsible for their own actions and what they do is not your fault. Sooner or later, they'll pull their crap on somebody they should have never messed with ... and the wake-up call they receive will be entirely on them.

    • @jaytee2395
      @jaytee2395 4 роки тому

      @@dabi5967 we will always respect good women.
      You can be on our side.
      We fight for truth.
      Truth only discriminates against lies.
      I have no problem in speaking for the good men who read this, when I say, we always have a place for good women like yourself........
      Keep it real!
      RESPECT!

    • @macgabhann1108
      @macgabhann1108 2 роки тому

      And people wonder why I wear a gopro on my property as well as having trail cameras all over the place

  • @VictorHernandez-ow7jk
    @VictorHernandez-ow7jk 8 років тому +391

    Whats the only way to stop rape?
    Always say yes, that way its not rape anymore.

  • @mattcooney1279
    @mattcooney1279 8 років тому +659

    Was about to freak out at a hair salon but Birdman uploaded

  • @dabi5967
    @dabi5967 5 років тому +119

    *"YOUR A MANIAC!"*
    "And your kicking me!"
    Im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wetdragonfly4301
    @wetdragonfly4301 7 років тому +455

    The husband knows not to mess with his wife or he's next.

    • @blgarage9519
      @blgarage9519 7 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @oscarvega6137
      @oscarvega6137 7 років тому +4

      Wetdragonfly What husband

    • @shanelerbooks
      @shanelerbooks 6 років тому +12

      If that woman tried to attack me that way, I'll beat the shit out her and throw her off a cliff and make it look like an accident.

    • @providedyeti1518
      @providedyeti1518 6 років тому +2

      Shanele Regencia literally made my day, and made me laugh.

    • @elitrem1843
      @elitrem1843 6 років тому

      Shanele Regencia same

  • @mv3691
    @mv3691 7 років тому +257

    she actually said rib, even worse

    • @Feel_the_Wrath
      @Feel_the_Wrath 6 років тому +2

      Do u know da wae

    • @bigbag6709
      @bigbag6709 6 років тому

      3 time i saw you around these parts...... change the name i see

    • @kclark826
      @kclark826 6 років тому

      Ur name does not lie XD

  • @senjuslime723
    @senjuslime723 6 років тому +240

    Gramps didn't have his hearing aid in lmao

  • @AbdulWahid-fk6ho
    @AbdulWahid-fk6ho 6 років тому +270

    I bet she got her law degree from the 99 cent store 100% positive

    • @kip8949
      @kip8949 5 років тому +11

      Diss Dude nah she downloaded it from google images

    • @vulpry5630
      @vulpry5630 5 років тому +3

      Nah she found it on the ground

    • @sdjfbs4920
      @sdjfbs4920 5 років тому +1

      same '^'

    • @necrathmianyt475
      @necrathmianyt475 5 років тому

      Nah she got it from a cereal box

    • @meepmweep
      @meepmweep 5 років тому +1

      Nah she’s fancy she used the dollar store

  • @givemebleach9838
    @givemebleach9838 7 років тому +253

    She got her law degree at the feminist university

    • @anywaythewindblows8912
      @anywaythewindblows8912 5 років тому

      Or FU

    • @danielpersson3268
      @danielpersson3268 5 років тому +1

      Yea like obviously she doesn't understand law since she commited variously different crimes such as :
      Trying to frame him by harming herself and blaming it on him
      assault as she kicked him
      Screaming in that public area for no reason is also a crime I think it's called CivilDisrupt
      Oh yes she saying "Let's deal with this outside" Could also be a threat to bodily harm which is illegal itself

    • @aqualinks7984
      @aqualinks7984 5 років тому

      @@danielpersson3268 she would use the vagina shield and she would win almost any argument because feminist logic.

    • @glorck7064
      @glorck7064 5 років тому

      We have to destroy that university

  • @Zr-gn6de
    @Zr-gn6de 6 років тому +615

    That got a little...HAIRY

  • @eceive6022
    @eceive6022 7 років тому +208

    Didn't she say ''My rib'?

    • @nuggets8151
      @nuggets8151 7 років тому +113

      [Ɖeceive] she said McRib

    • @eceive6022
      @eceive6022 7 років тому +45

      Savage

    • @eggboy6491
      @eggboy6491 7 років тому +3

      I think she meant her burgers and hot dogs

    • @octoby
      @octoby 7 років тому +4

      maybe she said my wig! :)

  • @screenface2574
    @screenface2574 6 років тому +261

    He old hags age is actually 70 years old, and the video also got shown on the news and the old woman is the hair salon owners mother in law just letting you know

    • @YAH93
      @YAH93 5 років тому +16

      Huh, interesting

    • @eaglezgaming2917
      @eaglezgaming2917 5 років тому +32

      Welp if that salon got bankrupt I'm not surprised

    • @DragonRider-cx7br
      @DragonRider-cx7br 5 років тому +3

      Did she get arrested?

    • @deletedleaf2688
      @deletedleaf2688 5 років тому +23

      DragonRider 10111 no the son in law banned her from the salon after this 😭

    • @SAIIIURAI
      @SAIIIURAI 5 років тому +1

      What cheap old b*tch!

  • @SirLuciferMachada
    @SirLuciferMachada 6 років тому +66

    Yes it happens i live in spain and i am a,security guard i had to interviene several,times cause of same story (i workt at a cloth shop) a lady was arguing with a guy and hiting him with a bag i,had to,detain her because he was only standing there flabergasted and frustrated cause here in spain touch a woman its inmidiat jail time till next day or up to 72 houers without judgment and a history as a gender violens perpetrator so i cufed her and called the cops didnt get arrested but lost my place o work now i actually work at a graveyard so,there you go i protect dead ppl cause of a biiiiitch. At least my boss actually tried to help,me,couldnt keep me,at that spot and only vacancy was the graveyard i keep my salary as high as alwayis and i work a calm job no stress i actually prefer that no more hassle just peace and quiet.
    So annoying this shit just frustrating what women can do
    Sorry for spelling errors english is not my first language. Cheers

    • @Amanda-zg4lq
      @Amanda-zg4lq 4 роки тому +12

      No offense but Spain has a law that is WAY to toxic for society and i'm a girl. Also, I'm sorry you've lost your job because of women like her.

    • @husseinmoussa2947
      @husseinmoussa2947 4 роки тому +1

      Angus Johnson Not if you try to learn german ;)

  • @killabee4realg
    @killabee4realg 6 років тому +283

    i hope she was arrested

    • @sinf3rn032
      @sinf3rn032 5 років тому +2

      killabee4realg was she?

    • @frankevans7709
      @frankevans7709 5 років тому +1

      J3553 Music we don’t know

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 5 років тому +38

      Probably didn't, she's old and she's a woman, she has the privilege to act like this without consequences in the current year.

    • @RayyanAshraf
      @RayyanAshraf 5 років тому +13

      @@PeachDragon_ and she's white

    • @shaunibabe1
      @shaunibabe1 5 років тому +1

      @@RayyanAshraf yeah

  • @chaseasam7155
    @chaseasam7155 8 років тому +264

    Dude if I was the old lady's husband I would have snuck out the back door

    • @floydjones2598
      @floydjones2598 8 років тому +31

      I would've divorced her

    • @MatheusGHenz
      @MatheusGHenz 8 років тому +14

      +Jack Lawson I'd divorce, ask for a restraining order, get full custody, and send her to a mental hospital

    • @kingclampz6081
      @kingclampz6081 8 років тому +1

      +Matheus Gampert Henz (FunnyVideos101) lmfaoo

    • @damianoneill6550
      @damianoneill6550 8 років тому

      "Sneak out the back before they know you were there, and at the worse you'll see nobody cares", Fort Minor anyone? No? Alright

    • @koops6899
      @koops6899 8 років тому +8

      Dude if I was the old lady's husband I would have killed myself

  • @javanrench2094
    @javanrench2094 6 років тому +152

    2:44 i spent 5 years in college of how to be a whale and you should do what i say

    • @redacted1648
      @redacted1648 5 років тому +1

      How do you type if ur a whale?

    • @vulpry5630
      @vulpry5630 5 років тому +1

      He mean the stuff she say

    • @charlieparker4435
      @charlieparker4435 4 роки тому +1

      @@redacted1648 Body slam the keyboard and hope.

  • @suleiman1653
    @suleiman1653 6 років тому +106

    No one with a law degree would tell people that they do

    • @AMysteryGhost
      @AMysteryGhost 2 роки тому

      Facts thats how you get jumped. A lot of people hate lawyers

  • @devictor9486
    @devictor9486 6 років тому +46

    I love how she says "Stop hitting me!" while pushing the dude

  • @BigBeerus
    @BigBeerus 6 років тому +178

    Shes grabbing him and screaming

    • @matthewzablocki5310
      @matthewzablocki5310 4 роки тому +4

      And no one doing a fucking thing.

    • @chilleddrivingchannel2167
      @chilleddrivingchannel2167 4 роки тому +4

      its ok shes a woman.
      she was just getting justice for all this male dominance and abuse shes had to live through.
      nah actually shes got problems needs to go jail for a week and shell be sitting quietly in the corner next time

    • @alphaapx1013
      @alphaapx1013 3 роки тому +1

      @@chilleddrivingchannel2167 had us in the first half, ngl

  • @eliblasts8101
    @eliblasts8101 8 років тому +63

    Let me catch my daughter being a bio major.

  • @cameron7187
    @cameron7187 7 років тому +229

    im all for equality but, i aint no third reich feminist

    • @nate2b162
      @nate2b162 7 років тому +9

      canadiangamer Feminazi is the term for woman that hate men.

    • @eggboy6491
      @eggboy6491 7 років тому +4

      me too men need more respect

    • @robertwilliams6664
      @robertwilliams6664 6 років тому +1

      Nate2b16 I like third riech feminist more

    • @Goblinhandler
      @Goblinhandler 6 років тому +1

      Eugena commander of the third Reich

    • @twischta
      @twischta 6 років тому +1

      @canadiangamer Then call yourself an egalitarian, because that would be the correct term. Feminism is poisoned from the beginning and has nothing to do with equality. It only serves to establish women's rights without responsibilities. Basically women's privileges. The results are clearly showing in these videos.

  • @t0hcc
    @t0hcc 6 років тому +61

    At 4:53 she is like, super in his face and LITERALLY leaning forward .

  • @brookeperrin8842
    @brookeperrin8842 5 років тому +104

    Mcdonalds must have run out of happy meals that day

    • @rinneganss-3242
      @rinneganss-3242 4 роки тому +3

      Rachael Perrin all they had was unhappiness meals.

    • @ghettolicerx2
      @ghettolicerx2 4 роки тому

      That's a scam. I one eat 4 if those happy meals, it was a bad idea and i didn't feel happy after

  • @rorytrainor6894
    @rorytrainor6894 8 років тому +869

    Birdman, make a bo1 gameplay next video if your still hostage by Jacob Sartorious!

    • @Tomas-mi9fl
      @Tomas-mi9fl 8 років тому +20

      Nah I think I want some Lego gameplay

    • @realdonaldtrump6389
      @realdonaldtrump6389 8 років тому +5

      +Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner he been wishin for a burner

    • @nmbr1dfnse
      @nmbr1dfnse 8 років тому

      +OG Pepe kill everybody walking

    • @timothykulp7621
      @timothykulp7621 8 років тому +8

      No we want some roblox gameplay

    • @realdonaldtrump6389
      @realdonaldtrump6389 8 років тому

      Nmbr1Dfnse he knows that his soul's in the furnace

  • @walmartbargainbin
    @walmartbargainbin 6 років тому +189

    What if the dude also has a law degree

    • @gregorysantana72
      @gregorysantana72 6 років тому +25

      They must battle to death

    • @vulpry5630
      @vulpry5630 5 років тому +2

      U should know it

    • @donniegraham9134
      @donniegraham9134 5 років тому

      Can you open Area 51 pleaseeee

    • @Rising_Lightning
      @Rising_Lightning 5 років тому +2

      Feminist: I have a law degree
      Guy: So do I
      Feminist: Mission failed we’ll get them next time

    • @whoknows3229
      @whoknows3229 4 роки тому

      They cancel each other out

  • @MrDeadman854
    @MrDeadman854 8 років тому +319

    last time I was this early
    Microsoft points were still a thing

    • @andynaisbitt4738
      @andynaisbitt4738 8 років тому

      Nice one...

    • @iannilsen3131
      @iannilsen3131 8 років тому

      Ha

    • @mata3574
      @mata3574 8 років тому +2

      +A Kid From Africa your ppl could've eaten this joke

    • @paranoid2131
      @paranoid2131 8 років тому

      Last time I was this early, people still played Xbox

    • @damian1700
      @damian1700 8 років тому

      last time I was this early, people played console

  • @alexpagnetti585
    @alexpagnetti585 8 років тому +224

    Harvard Law: Class of 1892

  • @punki_anarchyrezofficial1448
    @punki_anarchyrezofficial1448 6 років тому +127

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH a comment touched me
    Edit: Thanks for the likes mates, didn't expect to have so many

  • @unger4132
    @unger4132 7 років тому +80

    God I hope he called the fucking police.

    • @eggboy6491
      @eggboy6491 7 років тому +1

      FrostyFooy me fucking too

  • @jamesnewton8804
    @jamesnewton8804 4 роки тому +34

    He: Just here for a refund
    Also him: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @timjimothy2088
      @timjimothy2088 4 роки тому +1

      futuristically fated come on bro. It was a joke on a pretty funny video. Chill out and get a life.

  • @t0hcc
    @t0hcc 6 років тому +75

    I believe framing is a crime, yes.

  • @WaldoRod
    @WaldoRod 8 років тому +93

    Shit last time I was this early, Birdman posted daily ...

  • @joranvandenberg2115
    @joranvandenberg2115 5 років тому +51

    (Apparently) she has a law degree
    Assaults the man
    This ain't addin' up

  • @aureliadestiny2482
    @aureliadestiny2482 6 років тому +58

    I’ll bet you it was a scam. She causes a fight and pretends that she’s been assulted and then she sues. The hairdresser might have been innocent it. Once they saw that he’d been recording her she backed off.

  • @damagedwolfling9005
    @damagedwolfling9005 7 років тому +52

    Yes my friend, that shit does indeed happen. My sister kicked me into the tv stand with her injured foot at it was my fault her foot was in pain afterwards. So yes, this shit happens

    • @SDeww
      @SDeww 6 років тому +9

      i had a arguement once with a ex girlfriend, she punched me in the back of the head, later she blamed me because her hand was sore and swollen up!, 10 sec after that i dumped her, that bitch was crazy!, the sex was great, but not that great!...some woman are crazy!, and most are irrational, and never take responsibility for their own actions!.

    • @Chaso-1124
      @Chaso-1124 5 років тому +9

      25% of women are on medication for depression, bipolar, or other mental issues. that means the other 75% is left untreated!!!

    • @Onson_Sweemey
      @Onson_Sweemey 5 років тому

      Who got in trouble in that situation?

  • @rowlettboy5748
    @rowlettboy5748 6 років тому +181

    If I'm right I believe she committed second-degree assault and first-degree assault at the same time slow clap

    • @rowlettboy5748
      @rowlettboy5748 6 років тому +3

      Simultaneous face poems

    • @SDeww
      @SDeww 6 років тому +28

      +Rowlett boy ""If I'm right I believe she committed second-degree assault and first-degree assault at the same time slow clap"" ooh i can think of a few more
      assault.
      intimidation.
      disturbing the public peace.
      threathening someone with bodily harm.
      for a "lawyer"she sure as hell is stupid!.

    • @Kami-rd4jj
      @Kami-rd4jj 6 років тому +9

      Don’t forget slander

    • @rowlettboy5748
      @rowlettboy5748 5 років тому +1

      @@Kami-rd4jj yes YES

    • @rowlettboy5748
      @rowlettboy5748 5 років тому +2

      @@SDewwi think you are right

  • @theringmaster3684
    @theringmaster3684 4 роки тому +32

    I feel sorry for her husband, his life must be a living hell!

    • @Coolmancary
      @Coolmancary 4 роки тому +2

      Her husband also looked like a dick

  • @tcoughiv
    @tcoughiv 7 років тому +27

    that poor husband

  • @hexanon3309
    @hexanon3309 7 років тому +105

    ''There's a 99% chance that she's a feminist'' No, Birdman. There's a 99% risk that she's a feminist. Aaaaaand, i do not really know what having a law degree means since i am Swedish, but i'm guessing that it means having high grades or similar. But however, having good grades and being intelligent are two very different things. Intelligence is logical thinking meaning that if i see different patterns of cardboard that are supposed to be a box (for example), if i'm intelligent i can picture in my brain how that box will be built piece by piece. Knowledge and intelligence are two very different things which this crazy woman does not understand. Having good grades just means you studied well, not that you're intelligent. I'm not trying to make people feel worse about themselves, it's great if you have good grades and you should keep it up! I'm just saying that being able to name 5 cities in every country does not mean you're intelligent. Only very full of knowledge. Or as i prefer: naaawledge :)

    • @admirableadmiral32
      @admirableadmiral32 7 років тому +10

      PhD is the highest degree

    • @l0stcause243
      @l0stcause243 6 років тому +9

      Hexanon there are 4 degrees. Bachelors, Masters, Doctorate, and PhD. (In order of worst to best.) Certain jobs require higher degrees for you to be hired. A law degree is usually a masters or higher, which is at least 6 years of college. Law degrees are obtained in a law school, and are used in jobs having to do with the American law system.

    • @pathos1016
      @pathos1016 6 років тому

      L0stcause24
      Don’t forget the associates degree, though I don’t know why you would want to have one lol

    • @Bq-eh3jh
      @Bq-eh3jh 6 років тому +1

      L0stcause24 - Welp i thought that Doctorate and PhD were the same thing lol

    • @lucy9698
      @lucy9698 6 років тому

      @@pathos1016 Associate's degree is like saying "I have some background and education on this subject". It's actually required to get the higher degrees.

  • @BehelitBruh
    @BehelitBruh 5 років тому +31

    Lady: oh my hip
    Guy: *YOUR HIP*

    • @hunterlarsen1377
      @hunterlarsen1377 4 роки тому +1

      Guy: you have a hip I thought all of your bones turned into dust under all your weight

  • @insanekcin2609
    @insanekcin2609 7 років тому +15

    *pushing the dude away* "get out of my space" WHAT

  • @stephencurry4835
    @stephencurry4835 8 років тому +64

    I'm no bio major but, he should get a refund.

  • @TheScience69
    @TheScience69 5 років тому +7

    Ive been a manager in retail, you see this all the time. The key phrase is "im a CUSTOMER and im offended". She saw the dude get a refund and thought that if she made a scene, her haircut would be free. Thats also why she screamed stop hitting me. I was assaultes in your shop, im not paying.
    You see it a lot, and sometimes the person they made a scene with is a staff member who ends up fired. They dont give a fuck, they want to save those few bucks.

  • @gangstabee3330
    @gangstabee3330 7 років тому +36

    When she was screaming she realized a fraction of what it was like to crack open a cold one with the boys

    • @Teekz_Gaming
      @Teekz_Gaming 6 років тому

      Cabba she might have thought it was a sound only recording, and she started screaming to prove he "assaulted" her

  • @gustavomartinez8305
    @gustavomartinez8305 8 років тому +139

    Last time I was this early, marina Joyce fell in a forest backwards

  • @clunk42
    @clunk42 5 років тому +11

    I bet that this guy went in, asked for a refund, and the person he needed to get the refund from was doing her hair, so the stylist had to stop her hair cut, which made her freak out at him for slightly delaying her hair cut.

    • @timjimothy2088
      @timjimothy2088 4 роки тому +2

      Thx was looking for an explanation. Still though tf. It would’ve taken probably like 4 seconds to do the refund, but she ended up delaying her haircut like another 10 minutes or something

  • @FlamesAndBones
    @FlamesAndBones 8 років тому +15

    the husband was like: yup my wife went fucking psycho mode. i aint dealing with that. ill let her do her thing

  • @ethpling165
    @ethpling165 7 років тому +17

    I feel so bad for the husband. He was just trying to lay low like he didn't know her.

    • @anywaythewindblows8912
      @anywaythewindblows8912 5 років тому

      Ethpling I would’ve done the same thing. Maybe just hitched a ride home with someone

    • @assenine619
      @assenine619 5 років тому +1

      @Happy Doggo if he could you think they'd be together this long?..she'll probably say some shit in court and the poor dude might have to compensate

  • @standinami5039
    @standinami5039 5 років тому +24

    Imagine she takes him to court and shows up in a neck brace lmao
    She got her law degree from a cereal box

    • @aronic2864
      @aronic2864 4 роки тому +2

      Charles Wilder thats stolen

    • @sean6775
      @sean6775 2 роки тому

      Seriously? trying to pilfer dude's joke with the edit.

  • @Z3r0_St0rm
    @Z3r0_St0rm 6 років тому +49

    6:26 sounds like me stepping on a lego

  • @user-nu3ft4ve5o
    @user-nu3ft4ve5o 7 років тому +11

    yeah its a crime to pin fake assault, its an arrestable offense

  • @r00b27
    @r00b27 5 років тому +8

    Woman: Excuse me I have a law dagree listen to me
    Person: I have graduated every college in this country, listen to me.

  • @zelohendricks51
    @zelohendricks51 6 років тому +14

    "YOUR RIB!?!?!" Dude had me dying

  • @imalwaysdefeated9283
    @imalwaysdefeated9283 8 років тому +22

    I just realized that birdman played enough zombies to get the m8 red hex.

    • @wormhole-wg7zs
      @wormhole-wg7zs 8 років тому +4

      Its not hard

    • @edbeth1965
      @edbeth1965 8 років тому +1

      I'm a little jelly. I have red hex for most guns BUT the m8. I also want to see him play zombies.

  • @glooping
    @glooping 6 років тому +11

    MY RIB, HELP, I HURT MYSELF FROM PULLING ON HIM, IT'S HIS FAULT *screeeeeeeaaaaaaaaam*

  • @alexanderv4089
    @alexanderv4089 7 років тому +99

    I guess there's the reason, why people thought that the first lying human was a woman. (Bible)

    • @pedromanuel6872
      @pedromanuel6872 6 років тому +3

      😂
      The grammar nazi is here

    • @takeiteasy35472
      @takeiteasy35472 6 років тому +3

      you probably don't know since you aren't german, but it's "Führer", not Fuhrer. It actually makes a big difference in pronunciation

    • @Reesesoulant
      @Reesesoulant 6 років тому

      It says the bibble

  • @croissant2137
    @croissant2137 7 років тому +18

    Switch the genders around and the person assaulting the person trying to get a refund Would be in big shit

    • @hdclipmania
      @hdclipmania 7 років тому +2

      Jordan Tavares you're god dimmadome right

  • @bigseandawg1896
    @bigseandawg1896 5 років тому +19

    You have a major in Eugene spotting

  • @bkender695
    @bkender695 7 років тому +19

    I think the human race is devolving

  • @MachinamaKilla
    @MachinamaKilla 8 років тому +44

    I was going to freak out at a hair salon but then bird man uploaded thanks man!

    • @stephencurry4835
      @stephencurry4835 8 років тому

      I was going to get a 300+ in BO3 but, I'd ask Karnage clan first.

    • @2cozy913
      @2cozy913 8 років тому

      +Sabrina Carpenter yo how many time do i have to tell you man

    • @MachinamaKilla
      @MachinamaKilla 8 років тому

      +Sabrina Carpenter WOW

    • @stephencurry4835
      @stephencurry4835 8 років тому

      +danny x I don't even know who you Avi is lmao. She a random.

    • @2cozy913
      @2cozy913 8 років тому

      +Sabrina Carpenter says the feminist who doesnt know how to use "but" right

  • @theodoreroosevelt1858
    @theodoreroosevelt1858 5 років тому +11

    She was literally bumping him with her stomach and told him to stop hitting her

  • @melamorales
    @melamorales 8 років тому +59

    FYI she has colour in her hair so she was probably just sitting there processing when she decided to place herself in the middle of that dude's business. Just thought I'd dash your happy imaginings that she jumped up in the middle of a haircut. Although I like that scenario better. I'm no bio majour, but I am a hair stylist lol!

    • @poopingrn9300
      @poopingrn9300 8 років тому +1

      color*

    • @asher6901
      @asher6901 8 років тому +1

      +Dr. H00DLUm That person is probably British

    • @asher6901
      @asher6901 8 років тому

      +A.A. Ron Balakay Chill, no need to be rude

    • @Syzmaticz
      @Syzmaticz 8 років тому

      +asher siddiqui or Canadian

    • @asher6901
      @asher6901 8 років тому

      +Ben Slomiany You do know that Canada was a BRITISH colony?

  • @officerchad1213
    @officerchad1213 7 років тому +16

    She probably got her law degree from Somalia ,where there is almost no law

    • @SDeww
      @SDeww 6 років тому +2

      home school law degree

  • @stephaniehoneycutt9877
    @stephaniehoneycutt9877 5 років тому +3

    I'm a woman and I hate it when people use they're education level in an argument against me, I've met crazy women like this, I wish they'd called the police on her. The man did nothing wrong or rude, this embarrasses normal women.

  • @iupobur4235
    @iupobur4235 6 років тому +64

    Husband: why did i marry here

    • @roussacaba9546
      @roussacaba9546 5 років тому +1

      Nah 🅱️ no one marrying that

    • @asnekboi7232
      @asnekboi7232 5 років тому

      Money
      Plans to murder

    • @vulpry5630
      @vulpry5630 5 років тому

      @@asnekboi7232 you mean the accident car crash?

  • @cidkidd420
    @cidkidd420 8 років тому +13

    yep this is the world we live in

    • @Nem1606
      @Nem1606 8 років тому +8

      Trump 2016 Am I Right?

    • @cidkidd420
      @cidkidd420 8 років тому +3

      +Nicolas Maniuex id rather have him then hillary

  • @fiend3604
    @fiend3604 5 років тому +19

    Someone: Asks for a refund
    Wife: Instant kill

    • @Coolmancary
      @Coolmancary 4 роки тому

      KARENS ACTIVATE INSTANT KILL

  • @sewer_man2330
    @sewer_man2330 7 років тому +11

    I thought the Joker was insane

  • @yummy672
    @yummy672 8 років тому +4

    Birdman uploads !! You know its gonna be lit.

  • @uddhavgalande5202
    @uddhavgalande5202 5 років тому +8

    The moment she started screaming like a child I would have ROFL immediately in front of her 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @denaashley910
    @denaashley910 8 років тому +21

    I thought she said my rib but idk

    • @borage7122
      @borage7122 8 років тому +4

      Dena Ashley yeah me too

    • @CHLOE-vz7fz
      @CHLOE-vz7fz 6 років тому

      Her rib is probably 10 feet down

  • @UsurperKingZant
    @UsurperKingZant 8 років тому +8

    "YOU ARE A MANIAC!!"
    Irony
    Also, if I was 1 of the workers, especially someone in charge of the store, I'd kick that customer out and make her leave with her incomplete haircut. She's scaring the polite customers who just want their own haircuts

  • @kingofnoobs6098
    @kingofnoobs6098 5 років тому +12

    Actually, I didn't major in anything. It got too hard after the first year in Elementary.

    • @zionjeffers7204
      @zionjeffers7204 5 років тому

      Your comment along with your pfp.... Yes

  • @orangejuice9396
    @orangejuice9396 7 років тому +41

    HOLY SHIT ITS MRS. CRABS!!!

  • @stephencurry4835
    @stephencurry4835 8 років тому +77

    Out of all places, a fucking hair salon.

    • @stephencurry4835
      @stephencurry4835 8 років тому +5

      +danny x You're triggered.

    • @brynhowell872
      @brynhowell872 8 років тому

      +danny x lol get shafted

    • @Arq.Cy.
      @Arq.Cy. 8 років тому

      Don't be mean with the ladies.

    • @2cozy913
      @2cozy913 8 років тому

      +Sabrina Carpenter you're a sabrina fan.....

    • @stephencurry4835
      @stephencurry4835 8 років тому

      +danny x I'm a fan of G.O.A.T's.

  • @nickp340
    @nickp340 4 роки тому +5

    Her scream sounded like my friend’s pug trying to howl

  • @bagellpower2311
    @bagellpower2311 7 років тому +70

    I'm more and more losing fief in humanity

    • @bagellpower2311
      @bagellpower2311 7 років тому +10

      I'm sure that women got her law degree form a cereal box or just draw it on a pise of paper and said she had a law degree

    • @imtheeevechu
      @imtheeevechu 7 років тому +9

      Sackboy12-CAN_ you're losing a "small plot of land owned by someone in a feudal government" in humanity?

    • @nosubscriberswithnovideos7305
      @nosubscriberswithnovideos7305 7 років тому

      Zepher maybe this is why he's losing faith in humanity

    • @imtheeevechu
      @imtheeevechu 7 років тому +7

      lolslasher2 *fief

    • @MrTWICETHEPRESHA
      @MrTWICETHEPRESHA 7 років тому +8

      Well that's one way to spell it

  • @metaldrummmer5065
    @metaldrummmer5065 7 років тому +10

    I think she was trying to frame him

  • @failing7592
    @failing7592 3 роки тому +4

    He has balls of steel to say he didn’t like the haircut

  • @BigMamou367
    @BigMamou367 8 років тому +8

    She was chest bumping him lol.

  • @colinsiegler8626
    @colinsiegler8626 6 років тому +5

    "I have a law degree." Lmaoooooo. Thats not someone with a law degree would say...

  • @mrmansion5455
    @mrmansion5455 5 років тому +3

    7:31 best quote of the God don't year
    "You are insane!"

  • @bipbilla7699
    @bipbilla7699 5 років тому +5

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
    Words to live by.