They do, but this particular parody is still shot with nicer cameras and lighting than actual Hallmark content. TV movies have VERY low budgets so they’re made as quickly and as cheaply as possible with extremely flat multi cam sitcom style lighting
I mean, with TV stations devoted to crime (i.e. Oxygen, ID, Court TV, True Crime Network etc), as well as endless podcasts, there is a reason why a lot of women are into this.
And considering how many people there are who find those killers hot, I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s already been at least one incident in real life that’s played out like this skit…
@@TheJpep2424 I thinks that's a made up name. The AI these days sure is crazy. All I'm saying SNL used to be good with Nord McWendy's until this "Nate" "Bar-gaht-zee" personality
I've had to sit through about 9 dozen of these Hallmark movies, and I gotta say they brought in the 'black friend' for about the same amount of airtime.
This was comedy gold. I was dead at 2 "almost attractive actors with two almost human sounding names: Gashley Griegert and Bren Cloebog" and at I don't even know if I want to kill you anymore...
After having seen hundreds of different scenes from different hallmark movies cause it’s all my grandma ever watches, I would definitely believe this would be a real hallmark movie
Who knew mixing a slasher horror movie with a typical Hallmark romantic comedy could create one of most gut busting sketches of the night! 🤣🤣🤣 Chloe, Nate and Punkie definitely nailed this sketch! This has gotta be one of funniest skits of the night!
@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 oops sorry. 😣 my computer’s AutoCorrect must’ve messed up her name while I was typing it. I’ll fix it right now. I hope you have a great day!
That's usually what happens when SNL comes back from a hiatus caused by a writer's strike (while the show was also on hiatus because NBC couldn't stand how crummy it was doing during its sixth season in the early 1980s and because of COVID lockdowns during its 45th season in 2020, the quality both times felt a little shaky when it came back).
My wife watches Hallmark constantly, and I'm not exaggerating when I say this, but literally 70%+ of the movies have the word "love" in the title. Most movies have a girl with a dead mom or grandmother, they live in a big city and have to come home to their rural hometown for some ridiculous reason and fall in love with the person they first hated. Seriously, this is the formula. To see this is quite hilarious and 100% accurate.
This is every Christmas movie. "I'm engaged to a fancy business man who has to close a deal in New York during Christmas, but thankfully my childhood friend is keeping me company while helping out at my bookstore/bakery."
What's that, Charlie? You're resistant to the idea of returning to your hometown, folksy roots and finding a way to be truly happy and learn about yourself.........and maybe find luuuuurrve? Yeah, you're ready for a Hallmark change of heart.
I returned to my hometown a year ago after 20 years in Chicago--only because of a crisis; I had NO plans on EVER living here again--and now I'm involved with a great guy. Have I been Hallmarked???!!! 😱 TF......
the fact that the trailer basically feels like watching the entire movie is also very hallmark
or every movie these days
@@okkcomputer Very true. I've been avoiding trailers of movies I still want to watch for years now.
"I don't even know if I WANNA kill you anymore 😖😖" lol that was too good with the pouty voice
"Only on Hallmark, where 'boo' means 'boyfriend.'" Great line!
Boo sounds ignorant. But hey look at the source of it.
Lies again? Health Hub USD SGD
“Filmed on a samsung in estonia” I can’t stop laughing fr
Same
I didn't get that one. Does the video quality always look poor?
They do, but this particular parody is still shot with nicer cameras and lighting than actual Hallmark content. TV movies have VERY low budgets so they’re made as quickly and as cheaply as possible with extremely flat multi cam sitcom style lighting
They nailed the Hallmark formula perfectly!! 😂😂😂
they did?
Will return when you're at 665 likes.
@@leathammayhem Return!
@@Apple-og6gh it’s beautiful. Now I can go into the west.
what formula? they are all the same movie
Shocked that the fiance made it through this sketch
More believable storyline woulda been if Nate killed the fiance, took his ring, and proposed with that.
@@jondunmore4268 Maybe that was the fiancé's hand at the end? ☺
@@Arawn505thought exactly this!
He reminded me of Patrick Bateman
That was disappointing
“the only thing female viewers like more than romance is murder.”
true crime for life
I mean, with TV stations devoted to crime (i.e. Oxygen, ID, Court TV, True Crime Network etc), as well as endless podcasts, there is a reason why a lot of women are into this.
And considering how many people there are who find those killers hot, I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s already been at least one incident in real life that’s played out like this skit…
@@eeyorehaferbock7870 Best two hours of my life.
I watch True Crime so I know what to look out for lol. I now see a red flag coming a mile away
@@JamieMurphy25 No. You got it backwards. The fact that women (and men) eat that stuff up is why there are so many TV stations devoted to crime.
I have never seen Nate Bargatze display such a wide range emotion
...and I'M LIVING FOR IT!! 😂😂😂
Who?
@@danil7safin The comedian that hosted the show. The guy in this video. Nate Bargatze.
@@TheJpep2424 I thinks that's a made up name. The AI these days sure is crazy. All I'm saying SNL used to be good with Nord McWendy's until this "Nate" "Bar-gaht-zee" personality
Don't you mean DYING for it?🎉🎉
Honestly this seems like an actual Hallmark idea.
That’s because it’s every hallmark movie, ever. Wait they forgot to add a prince and mistletoe. There’s always the sequel
They literally have a second channel called Hallmark Murders and Mysteries.
Perhaps Hallmark is finally running out of ideas for new romantic Christmas movies?
Hallmark and Lifetime Channels have been getting kinda raw lately!!
I've had to sit through about 9 dozen of these Hallmark movies, and I gotta say they brought in the 'black friend' for about the same amount of airtime.
Have you seen *"You've Got Mail"?* Dave Chappelle plays *the Black Best Friend* of Tom Hanks' character. 🤣😅🤣
So what. What's that have to do with anything?
@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 - Yes, but they allowed him to really act, within their formula, of course.
How do you *have to* sit through these movies though?
@@antonina8337 He's married.
My wife loved the Hallmark channel and violent crime stories. I wish she were still here, because even she would laugh at this.
No one wants to leave the OBVIOUS comment...
well its your fault for killing her...
I call my wife Angel. Cause she’s buried in the backyard.
Did she go out to buy cigarettes and never came back?
Aside from all these odd comments, my condolences ❤, I’m sure your wife is looking happily from above 🕊️
2:19 "Just go back to New York! There's plenty of people to kill you there" 😂 By far the most realistic part of this entire sketch LMAO
@arthurrubents - C'mon - violent crime rates in NYC have dropped significantly.
@@MossyMozartComedy killer
True. That part made me laugh. Born and raised in Brooklyn.
I came here for this! 😂😂
_#EndChildRape_
“I don’t even know if i want to kill you anymore.”😂
By the way that was really Nate’s high school photo.
That's the line that got me. I'm done!! 😂😂😂
@@healinspaces4uSame!! 😂😂😂😂 And “Go back to NY where there’s plenty of people to kill you!”
😂😂😂😂😂
This was the best line for me too. The way he delivered it 😂❤
Nate killing it in this hallmark bit! That was hilarious 😂😂😂.
Mikey Day is actually Patrick Batemen.
So far, only three people in the comments got that joke.
She clearly has a type!
i legitamitely looked at the comments to see if it was fucking christian bale
Yeah I didn't notice until I saw your comment but Day even puts on that slight lisp that Christian Bale has
"I don't even know if I WANNA kill you, anymore." 🤣🤣
AAAAAA I LOVE NATE BARGATZE!!! Amazing guy with impeccable talent.
Hands down better than any Hallmark movie.
Nate did an AMAZING job on SNL!!! He was hilarious. Enjoyed watching!!
He is great!
They even nailed the Hallmark hairdo.
This was comedy gold. I was dead at 2 "almost attractive actors with two almost human sounding names: Gashley Griegert and Bren Cloebog" and at I don't even know if I want to kill you anymore...
Lol!😂 I've always wondered why Hallmark actors have weird sounding names 😅
@@tishareza
What are some of the weird names in these movies?
Bren Cloebog lmao
LOL Too damn funny@user-wh5ir4fo4r
"Y'all stupid" was just priceless. Totally not expecting that 👏 This whole skit was excellent
Not just a funny line but straight up facts.
Thank you for the casual racism , but now it’s our turn to settle the score.😀👍
@@johna8866 What?
@@tiffanyshanley1419 You’ll find out
@@tiffanyshanley1419 🫵😃 Enjoy!
🍆
The concept of this was brilliant and hilarious.
Most brilliant sketch ever. You dont get much more factual and truthful than this.
My mom's addicted to hallmark movies, I'm sending her this sketch right now 😂
After having seen hundreds of different scenes from different hallmark movies cause it’s all my grandma ever watches, I would definitely believe this would be a real hallmark movie
"I don't even WANNA kill you anymore 😭"
Oh my gosh that killed me (OH FRICK I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT)
🤣🤣🤣
Nate and Chloe killed that lol!
Who knew mixing a slasher horror movie with a typical Hallmark romantic comedy could create one of most gut busting sketches of the night! 🤣🤣🤣 Chloe, Nate and Punkie definitely nailed this sketch! This has gotta be one of funniest skits of the night!
Her name is *PUNKIE Johnson.* Not Pinkie.
@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 oops sorry. 😣 my computer’s AutoCorrect must’ve messed up her name while I was typing it. I’ll fix it right now. I hope you have a great day!
"A Stab at Love" is an unironically great title.
The Washington sketch gets so much more love, but this is AWESOME. "I don't even know if I WANT to kill you anymore." "Don't say that."
What an incredible gift. Totally new material for free! I love his comedy so much.
@1:53 "All y'all white girls just stupid." LOL!😂😂😂
The best line 🤣🤣🤣
@@paulagoeringer9466 no. the most racist line.
@@dumbcatIt's a joke because of the roles they tend to take in horror movies. Lighten up.
It was pretty cringe casual racism to me
Hilarious 😂😂😂
The season with Bargatze is one of the best in a long time.
I would like to see him again on the show.
Nate rocked SNL this week.
I see they hired all high quality writers and producers. Great Work!
That's usually what happens when SNL comes back from a hiatus caused by a writer's strike (while the show was also on hiatus because NBC couldn't stand how crummy it was doing during its sixth season in the early 1980s and because of COVID lockdowns during its 45th season in 2020, the quality both times felt a little shaky when it came back).
...or maybe all the writers were so repressed during the strike that they just BLURTED OUT all quality stuff this week on SNL....
You nailed this, Nate Bargatze!!🎉🎉🎉😅😅
They even nailed the red truck too! Awesome!
Even though this skit was a bit too drawn out, they nailed it. This was the funniest episode in YEARS thanks to Nate.
I will take all of this they will give us.
@@jenniferlawrence1372lol I love Jennifer Lawrence too. And yeah he should host every season!
Come on Nate!! Genius. I can't breathe 😭😂😂
This would be a huge improvement for Hallmark.
"Actors with almost human-sounding names." Lacey Chabert entered the chat.
That "Go Back to New York" line was underrated lol
This. Yes!
The American Psycho reference lol yes!
Gotta be honest, if Hallmark actually made this, I'd watch it.
Better than those endless Christmas movies, hurry up Jan. 1.
0:55 Very accurate except for pretending Chloe is just "almost attractive"
“Go back to New York! There’s plenty of people to kill you there!” 💀😂
My wife watches Hallmark constantly, and I'm not exaggerating when I say this, but literally 70%+ of the movies have the word "love" in the title. Most movies have a girl with a dead mom or grandmother, they live in a big city and have to come home to their rural hometown for some ridiculous reason and fall in love with the person they first hated. Seriously, this is the formula. To see this is quite hilarious and 100% accurate.
Wow, congratulations SNL. Finally, a tightly edited and funny segment. Keep it up.
You forgot the part where he sits and he talks about how much he misses his dead mom. She was the best serial killer there ever was
*@**1:53**, Punkie Johnson preached a true sermon on every horror movie ever created, and I am thankful!* 🤣😂
This episode would fit in perfectly on their Movies and Mysteries Channel.
This episode was pretty dang good. The Washington's Dream sketch was my favorite.
Brilliant idea, Hallmark needs to go in this direction.
Well, they nailed the Hallmark formula!
Romance. Murder.
Best friend. Twists....
Nailed it!!! ❤
There goes SNL, Giving Hallmark the right idea!
Hallmark execs: Write that down!
really Nates Senior High School picture😅
Checks all the boxes for a Hallmark Movie plot😂🎃
Nate is hilarious, thanks for the laughs!
This sounds like the story line to every country music song. We are all happy Taylor went pop. It was for her own safety.
And now she is a billionaire.
The black woman was funny. Anything with Nate is brilliant. He killed me with the George Washington skit.
He killed this one so funny. I watch all his work I can find. One of the funniest people out there.
Nate should be a permanent guest on SNL.
Well, "permanent" may wear out his welcome... but I hope he definitely becomes a Five-Timer.
Nate’s got his own stellar life & career going on….
“Thanks for the honor, but no thanks, I’m sorry “ ❤
This is hysterical!!!😂 Nate is the best comedian!!
Punkie was very underrated in this lol
This is every Christmas movie.
"I'm engaged to a fancy business man who has to close a deal in New York during Christmas, but thankfully my childhood friend is keeping me company while helping out at my bookstore/bakery."
Nate’s accent is awesome. “There’s plenny uh people kill you thare.”
“When Storage Wars finally find a body inside!” “Yuuuuup!”
Love hallmark and the mock versions 😂
I can’t believe this was a year ago 😭 feels like Nate just hosted
Please bring Nate back soon!
I would seriously watch this if Hallmark made a horror film into a romantic comedy.
Did you enjoy Santa Clarita Diet?
@@Suz1 i did it had everything
Murder. Humour. Dan Cortes...
Dexter was close.
Abandoning a successful career in the city for your hometown and your childhood friend is horrifying by itself.
but true success for a woman means getting married and popping out at least two children!
(heavy sarcasm, in case it wasn't obvious)
What's that, Charlie?
You're resistant to the idea of returning to your hometown, folksy roots and finding a way to be truly happy and learn about yourself.........and maybe find luuuuurrve?
Yeah, you're ready for a Hallmark change of heart.
I returned to my hometown a year ago after 20 years in Chicago--only because of a crisis; I had NO plans on EVER living here again--and now I'm involved with a great guy. Have I been Hallmarked???!!! 😱 TF......
Every hallmark movie is basically the plot of Sweet Home Alabama in a winter-like setting. It’s like Sweet Home Minnesota
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How's is this NOT a Hallmark movie????
The way she picked up the wine to turn around just so she could drop it...
Y'all wrong for this...giggle. My mama LOVES Hallmark movies. I have no idea why.
The only thing missing is the ending under the gazebo in the town square.
“I’m scared”
“Of the murders?!”
“No, of loveeee”
That took me out 😂👀
Imma be honest, at least 900,000 of these views are me watching over and over and over...
Nate and that funny looking guy (I don’t know his name) are in every sketch together, I swear.
Nate nailed it. The wig😂
I'm surprised there's not a Hallmark movie like this already...
There are probably Lifetime movies that are not far off lol.
i hollered at a stab at love LMAOOOOO
starring Gashely Greigert and Bren Cloebog
I have never wanted to watch a Hallmark movie more than this one! I'd pay for it
Good for him! So well received and well done.
I cant believe they got that dancing weatherman to be on SNL. I love him!
Her: "I think I'm falling for you!"
Him: "I want to kill you and your whole family."
☠️ 😂
This was fantastic 😂
Shot entirely on a Samsung Galaxy in Estonia.. so good lmao
His wig is by far the best of all 3
The true horror is the friends we made along the way.
The hand was GREAT
I’d actually wanna watch a Hallmark movie like this
💯 NAILED IT! 👏🏻
Lmao that cold purple hand with the ring on it tho, someone liked it!
If you liked this, check out the 2019 SNL sketch - "The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders" a Wes Anderson horror movie.
Punkie's hair was on point with the Hallmark aesthetic 🤣🤣🤣
happy to see SNL doing a “30 Rock in its prime” type of skit