I love that Rock has become a parody of himself because he takes himself so goddam seriously. But because he takes himself so seriously, he’ll never be able to see it. Amazing.
He probably will start seeing it, the likes of Stallone and Schwarzenegger were self serious also at the peak of their careers. Time and a bit of downfall can change any man
@@amanimatano9642nooooo, Stallone and Arnold are like night and day. Sly was very Rock-like, had some iconic movies, but really became a kinda unaware parody of himself (escape plan, expendables, samaritan) that he over-acts and still forces the “I’m a TOUGH GUY” angle down our throats. Arnold is extremely self aware imo, when he knew he was getting older and less serious, he also took on cheesy roles but he knew they were cheesy and does it for fun. I see the rock and stallone as modern and last-gen archetypes of “ego stars”. Arnold’s just having fun, and he’s very aware. He’s authentic. They aren’t, even if they pretend to be able to poke fun at themselves, it’s artificial and transparent.
I knew Godzilla Minus One was something special because my dad who hates reading and has a hard time with names, remembered the characters in Godzilla Minus One.
@@joydivsion77 not when he shoots those shirtless, tight shirt, short sleeves, scenes, needs to shredded. Wonder what his cycle looks like, to be that body fat all year long and not go crazy.
Rocky should hire the same people Zuckerberg hired that made him seen like a real person again. This dude has genuinely lost all semblance of any prior humanity.
Imagine making this movie and assuming it would be “game over.” Imagine scheduling it to open a week before Wicked, Gladiator 2 AND Moana 2. Imagine paying two hundred and fifty MILLION dollars for it
I wouldn’t say he puts ZERO effort, I loved the rock pre- central intelligence because he only occasionally did “big dumb action hero” roles. Now it’s like his entire shtick. Theres only so many times we can watch the same movie with a different skin
@@Scomusiq-o7c I was actually talking with some buddies yesterday about _The Rundown_ and _Walking Tall_ era Rock. Even his movie _Faster,_ which I thought was really good. I miss those kinds of movies he did back in the day.
Why did he send a pic of his Chest???????? What did that have to do with anything? Is that just his thing? Just a thing he does to everyone before he texts them? Is that how a rock expresses emotion? Is that happiness? Depression?
Hot ones have had multiple people eat "vegan" chicken wings, so the chicken wings themselves are not the problem. He can eat tons of stuff as long as it has hot sauce on it.
@@JB-1138he absolutely feared losing control of himself and therefore the image of himself he's so obsessed with presenting to the world. Insecure Maniac
The island idea is funny considering we just had a presenter in the uk who got kicked off air because he groomed a child and his idea for a redemption arc to get back into the publics good graces was a 3 part show of him stuck on a desert island...mental
Pretty sure UA-cam is just throwing Rock drama at me because I keep telling people to watch how he acted in Southland Tales. He's literally playing himself now but back when he was just starting to get into acting. Plus it has a scene with two CG cars mating through their exhausts. I'm amazed it's not constantly referenced.
Really? about to give it ago with another Christmas movie called "a kid called Christmas" on Netflix surely it has some redeeming qualities (Lucy Liu) 😊
@themanhimself6620 it's alright if you want to see mindless stuff that you know the ending to anyway. It's not like the rock is losing Christmas in this one and makes it controversial.
I am DTRJ's non-official pee bottle holder and publicist and my client rejects the allegations of "turding out" in bottles or other beverage receptacles.
I recently got off of the live-action Moana a few weeks ago and I can confirm that he's habitually late, randomly leaves during a shoot for hours with everyone looking for him and is generally super inconsiderate of the crew's time. Thankfully, I didn't see a piss bottle.
3:45 guys as someone who has traveled and worked. The rock is probably flyng state to state. Helicopter city to city. Being driven. Why is it a big deal hes late? Hes the highest paid actor. A part of tko. Wwe performer. Did 2 movies back to back. Him pissing in bottles makes sense. Hes working ALL DAY.
I love that Rock has become a parody of himself because he takes himself so goddam seriously. But because he takes himself so seriously, he’ll never be able to see it. Amazing.
I think his problem is that he both takes himself too seriously, but also not seriously enough
Which is funny because he seems self aware enough for his wrestling character the final boss to be an egomaniac
He probably will start seeing it, the likes of Stallone and Schwarzenegger were self serious also at the peak of their careers. Time and a bit of downfall can change any man
@@amanimatano9642nooooo, Stallone and Arnold are like night and day. Sly was very Rock-like, had some iconic movies, but really became a kinda unaware parody of himself (escape plan, expendables, samaritan) that he over-acts and still forces the “I’m a TOUGH GUY” angle down our throats.
Arnold is extremely self aware imo, when he knew he was getting older and less serious, he also took on cheesy roles but he knew they were cheesy and does it for fun.
I see the rock and stallone as modern and last-gen archetypes of “ego stars”. Arnold’s just having fun, and he’s very aware. He’s authentic. They aren’t, even if they pretend to be able to poke fun at themselves, it’s artificial and transparent.
@@amanimatano9642 Time humbles all
I love listening to The Weekly Planet on the toilet! Nerd out while you turd out!
I’m staying prayed up for you mate
Word up
Literally doing that now
I'm on the toilet, now. Lol
WICKED
Rock gets $30 million to do Red One. Academy Award winning Godzilla Minus One budget - $15 million. Let that sink in…
It's actually is 50 mil. 😅
I knew Godzilla Minus One was something special because my dad who hates reading and has a hard time with names, remembered the characters in Godzilla Minus One.
Didn't have The Rock in it though, did it?
@ Rock gets some really bad castings, but, him playing a post WW2 Japanese guy would be about as bad as his casting for Roadblock or Black Adam.
I am really ready for The Rock to just go away.
I have been since Hobbs & Shaw
you mean, The Turd
It's not the rock. It's Dwayne. The rock is used to loved by people
The piss in bottles thing is probably cause he's on so much gear he can't retain any water.
His face seems to be the only thing aging 🤔
Gear makes you retain water like a mf
@@joydivsion77 not when he shoots those shirtless, tight shirt, short sleeves, scenes, needs to shredded. Wonder what his cycle looks like, to be that body fat all year long and not go crazy.
@lylemcdermott2566 roids.
The footage chosen to align with “I’m gonna start again, I’m The Rock!” Is pure perfection. Bravo!
The Rock refused to eat 10 chicken wings?
Dude, thinks he's going to get a pot belly from 10 wings! 🤣
Rocky should hire the same people Zuckerberg hired that made him seen like a real person again. This dude has genuinely lost all semblance of any prior humanity.
I don't think those people succeeded though
@@claytonandres1194 hard to fully humanize as gazillionaire really but if you compare him now to a few years ago its night and day
I can't believe no-one said "Can you smeeeell what the Rock is cooking!!" when they were talking about "Turding out".
Imagine making this movie and assuming it would be “game over.” Imagine scheduling it to open a week before Wicked, Gladiator 2 AND Moana 2. Imagine paying two hundred and fifty MILLION dollars for it
Would’ve had a chance if he called it Red 2
Is that even accounting for advertising and marketing?
I wont, and you cant make me!
@@sammastersman NOPE
That “Cast away but the Rock” scenario sounds fucking hilarious
“Quiet on set” kills me
The rock takes all that piss and still puts in no effort at anything,everything he does.
ZERO effort. He shows up and looks like the Rock. Done
I wouldn’t say he puts ZERO effort, I loved the rock pre- central intelligence because he only occasionally did “big dumb action hero” roles. Now it’s like his entire shtick. Theres only so many times we can watch the same movie with a different skin
@@Scomusiq-o7c I was actually talking with some buddies yesterday about _The Rundown_ and _Walking Tall_ era Rock. Even his movie _Faster,_ which I thought was really good. I miss those kinds of movies he did back in the day.
"Humbling The Rock" section was especially funny 😂
More like Drain the Blocked Johnson
Bloody got him!
Why did he send a pic of his Chest???????? What did that have to do with anything? Is that just his thing? Just a thing he does to everyone before he texts them? Is that how a rock expresses emotion? Is that happiness? Depression?
Reminds me of how the Dilbert guy would post shirtless selfies whenever he got into arguments on twitter
That's hilarious
Hes trying to appear "relatable" "down to earth" ...oh silly ol rock can't use a phone properly........"I'm just like you" .....etc...etc...
Was not expecting a Bartolomeo from one piece In the video 😂
The turning out discussion and the cut to the Rock with Conan and Andy…. just magnificent.
Watched this while battling Mudd Butt on the bowl. Thank you gents as always
Chris Evans should be doing stuff like Knives Out, etc what's he doing in bs like this ugh
The Rock recently tweeted that he tried a Big Mac for the "first time ever"..
Sure thing, Dwayne
I’ve never eaten a Big Mac. 😳
Again?
Also. Can we make “turding out” an international phrase please?
Already decided ill be looking for moments to use "Turdin out." It will happen.
I have Dwayne Johnson exhaustion, he even showed up to my kids parent teachers conference.
did he turd out in bottles?
I don't know anyone who likes the rock as much as the rock does
Hot ones have had multiple people eat "vegan" chicken wings, so the chicken wings themselves are not the problem. He can eat tons of stuff as long as it has hot sauce on it.
He probably can't handle spicy foods and doesn't want to look weak.
@@JB-1138he absolutely feared losing control of himself and therefore the image of himself he's so obsessed with presenting to the world. Insecure Maniac
The island idea is funny considering we just had a presenter in the uk who got kicked off air because he groomed a child and his idea for a redemption arc to get back into the publics good graces was a 3 part show of him stuck on a desert island...mental
What a power move, pissing in bottles in front of people and then having them take it away for you.
The rock has stopped cooking
An actor can pull off constantly playing themselves in movies, but the key is they have to be cool to begin with, which Dwayne Johnson certainly isn't
Mr Johnson kindly provided the sea for the live action Moana by donating the contents of his many mysterious bottles
It cost an extra $80,000,000 to do colour correction on every shot because of it.
Imagine getting paid 30 million for a shit movie.
it would be hilarious if Rock's intern started selling authentic Dwayne piss on ebay
You could do a drug test on it and see what he's using.
@@MoraqVos You are a genius my dude!
3:11 incredible editing 10/10. I wish I could send them a few bucks whenever.
As soon as the rock lost all his hair he became unintresting
Dwayne has done so much steroids that he thinks that Red One is inspired by Oppenheimer.
Pretty sure UA-cam is just throwing Rock drama at me because I keep telling people to watch how he acted in Southland Tales. He's literally playing himself now but back when he was just starting to get into acting. Plus it has a scene with two CG cars mating through their exhausts. I'm amazed it's not constantly referenced.
Another, generic, boring, uninspired “the rock” movie. Oh just what we needed.
The peeing in bottles is ten times more interesting than the movie itself
Something about the words "Weird Backstage Behavior" sounds super Australian before I even apply your accents to it haha
You might say the Rock is..... Chicken. 😆
Dwayne "Rock Hard" Johnson
So does he just piss in a bottle in front of everyone? Or does he go somewhere private to do it? And if so, why not just go to a bathroom?
I saw it 2 weeks ago, and I have already forgotten most of the movie.
Really? about to give it ago with another Christmas movie called "a kid called Christmas" on Netflix surely it has some redeeming qualities (Lucy Liu) 😊
@themanhimself6620 it's alright if you want to see mindless stuff that you know the ending to anyway. It's not like the rock is losing Christmas in this one and makes it controversial.
I am DTRJ's non-official pee bottle holder and publicist and my client rejects the allegations of "turding out" in bottles or other beverage receptacles.
he turded out in your bottle we know.
I appreciate the thumbnail change.
The Rock hasn’t pushed himself or evolved as an actor since Yhe Scorpion King. That’s the problem.
i'd say since the mummy 2
just wait until 2 Hobbs 2 Shawrious comes out and blows everyone’s minds!
Dude, he phoned it in during the Adam ray/dr Phil special. So monotone….
"Rodney!" - DJ 🍵
grilled salmon strips... what a bellend
Cook the salmon in bacon grease!
If we could get hold of a bottle, we could test to find out how much piss is in the steroids.
Boo! Bring back the original thumbnail with the rock clutching a shit-filled bottle!
I recently got off of the live-action Moana a few weeks ago and I can confirm that he's habitually late, randomly leaves during a shoot for hours with everyone looking for him and is generally super inconsiderate of the crew's time. Thankfully, I didn't see a piss bottle.
It's weird that a rock is all piss and vinegar
3:45 guys as someone who has traveled and worked. The rock is probably flyng state to state. Helicopter city to city. Being driven. Why is it a big deal hes late? Hes the highest paid actor. A part of tko. Wwe performer. Did 2 movies back to back. Him pissing in bottles makes sense. Hes working ALL DAY.
mark.
omg i can't wait to stop talking about this 🤣
We'll talk about this forever dw it's the internet after all
Rumor has it the Rock is going to in Oppenheimer 2 as the Bomb!
2:27 LOL
Perhaps the Rock is trying to dispel the natty or not rumours by allowing his pee to be tested.
Fucking hilarious, as always!
The minute I found out he was gonna play black Adam 🤦🏻💩🤣
im not watching the whole vid, just your title. So, he was pissing in bottles, now hes throwing shit at people?
On the toilet button -------->>>
And???? AND????????
🤣🤣 TURD OUT!
& WHAT????
as far as Dwaynes go, this one is by far the worst!
His ego has gotten to big because people were willing to go see his trash jungle movies that cost 250 million to make
😂
I'm turding out s ye speak
Take that piss bottle to the drug testers lol