Gray: "Polycystic ovary syndrome, that sounds awful and not as lethal as cancer." Me: As some one who has this, yes yes it's awful. End my suffering, please for thee love of god.
This feels uncomfortable but still I question what is the animation? Is it the hang? Is it suicide pills? It would be funny if they were killed by hemroids they would fart to death
Unless you get cervical or uterine cancer, or heart disease, or diabetes, or any of the other things that you are at a higher risk for when you have PCOS
Painful you say? Well my friend, allow me to offer you a brand new cure for all your ailments! For one small payment of $20.99 youll recieve Doctor Kalashnikovs special pill at the size of 7.62x39! With the proper administration of taking it in the back of the head, you will be free from all diseases and disorders! Order quickly however, before all 30 are gone!
This guy’s exact words were “She’s having unprotected sex, *HOW?!* Shes in the emergency room! What the hell?! This is the greatest hospital that’s ever made!” But I get what you meant though
"You've got mononucleois, halitosis, scoliosis - 15 days is my prognosis, you need red and blue pill doses! You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis, you'll be brave and you'll unite us, then you'll die of meningitis!"
Fun fact: I actually have 2 hemorrhoids on my asshole 1 it's from last year and other 1 from few days ago. It hurts like hell when you use sharp stuff to cut this thing off. The only option i just need to is only drink ginger.
@@thetruesopop basically lots of reproductive issues, shitty periods, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetic issues, sometimes coupled with fatigue.
I just got absolutely horrible news and was crying really hard. But Gray playing games and torturing their characters can always make me smile. This is exactly what I needed tonight.
Also, as someone who's had hemorrhoids before, Gray's description of them feeling like "a hot poker repeatedly going in and out of your rectum" is painfully accurate.
Karen trying to make a reservation "alright so table for two, may i ask for your name?" "yes, my name is Karen Bloodystoolspewagehowfarcanyougoapparentlythereisnoendingtothenamethatyoucouldgiveyourtortureesorrykarenyouwillbespewingrectalfireuntilyoudie" "and how do you spell that" "Its B.."
This channel be giving off some "If you're looking for creative ways to kill people then this is your place" kinda vibes lmao love it Hope everyone has an amazing day :)
I was once obese but are struggling with anorexia now , definitely possible. First i was diagnosed with atypical anorexia till my weight dropped low enough for the doctors to diagnose it with anorexia nervosa . Lost 130lbs in short period
“More rectal death damnit” Something I never considered hearing upon waking up this morning.
Me either, but that's a beautiful phrase in this video. -Not so much for reality, but who frickin' cares?-
More unprotected sex, DAMMIT
With Gray in our lives we need to be prepared to hear anything and everything. Nothing is off limits, and it's a wonderful thing.
Or any morning, really
Same lol
NPC is thinking:
“Oh no. Not Gray. Please kill me quick!”
Gray is like:
“WE’RE NOT DOING THAT.”
Gray: "We don't do that here."
@@szabosandor8783 gray: lets do this slowly
Nothing like a Full Liquor Bar with a chance of Hemorrhoids
Oh I'm worryed
Npc? Seems like a playable character to me lol
Gray: *Kills Karen with Hemorrhoids* "Well, it was a pain in the ass but we did it..." +badum-tiss!+
I was hoping someone would make this exact comment!!!
*in Gray's voice* A pain in the ass, -laughs- you don't say?
I love how Grey’s happiness boosts 100% when he can have an infinitely long names
That's rookie numbers 😂
@@rathodindrajitsinh5816 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@rathodindrajitsinh5816 That's Rookie Numbers.
GRAY*
and when he can MAKE PEOPLE DIE
AND CUSTOMIZE THERE VICTIMS
“youwillbespewingoutrectalfireuntilyoudie”
ah yes, my favorite Italian name
Considering the lenght,I think it's more Spanish
Karen Bloodystoolspewagehowfarcanyougoapparentlythereisnoendingtothenamethatyoucouldgiveyourtortureeimsorrykarenyouwillbespewingoutrectalfireuntilyoudie
It’s probably Italian for Karen Lettie SpeakToYourManager!
@@agent-0 What does that have to do
Im italian and one of my classmates is called like that
Body: **fails*
Karen: excuse me, EXCUSE ME!!! , I would like to talk to the manager in charge of this BODY!!!
Exactly.
Actually, Gray is the manager
geteyey funtime90a shut up KAREN!
That is funny as H*ll
@Ethan Ruttinger *CORONAVIRUS* want to talk to the *MANAGER*
Gray: “die already!”
Karen: *literally immediately dies*
Yeah
@@FurryQueenYT ithink so.
Asshole, I feel like I should be offended by this comment because I actually am a gay autistic but I’m far too busy laughing at their stupidity 🤣
@snicker doo no u
Only Karen that listens to anything anyone says
Bio Inc.: Please, choose how this person dies.
Gray: You shouldn't have done that.
Welp
*Ah*
Also gray: ALL DIESIESE
5:34 "YEAH HPV!" Is not something I thought I'd hear in my lifetime.
Same
Gray: "Polycystic ovary syndrome, that sounds awful and not as lethal as cancer."
Me: As some one who has this, yes yes it's awful. End my suffering, please for thee love of god.
Keep strong
Same-
He described it perfectly tbh-
I have it too it's the worst!
I hope you guys are ok
Wow... Sorry to hear.
I’m Italian and the name of the disease checks out.
Omg man, I'm Italian too, wtf are we doing here, it's 1 am lol
Queste non sono galline Magalli yeah pretty late man.
@@SQUAREHEADSAM1912 boh, dovremmo dormire, ma tanto domani la scuola balza soooo
Do you speak spaghetti and meatballs?
jumpscare jokeface yes with extra cheese and pizza.
Fun fact: there’s actually a separate death animation specifically for major depression. It’s super rare and really hard to get though.
And what is it?, suicide?
This feels uncomfortable but still I question what is the animation? Is it the hang? Is it suicide pills? It would be funny if they were killed by hemroids they would fart to death
I want to know
@@dnidaz2553 yup. More specifically with a 🔫
@@galaxythefox7432 OH WOW-
"Hemorrhoids caused the digestive system to collapse, which caused the skeletal system to collapse."
...So, you're saying she shat her bones out?
Yeah my first thought too
I just spit my water out all over me because I laughed so hard
Michael Scott: "I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!"
Forget guns, all we need is Karen
That's the only thing that could have happened
"that sounds awful and not as lethal as cancer"
as someone with PCOS, can confirm it's a very annoying, painful experience but hardly lethal at all
Unless you get cervical or uterine cancer, or heart disease, or diabetes, or any of the other things that you are at a higher risk for when you have PCOS
Painful you say? Well my friend, allow me to offer you a brand new cure for all your ailments! For one small payment of $20.99 youll recieve Doctor Kalashnikovs special pill at the size of 7.62x39! With the proper administration of taking it in the back of the head, you will be free from all diseases and disorders! Order quickly however, before all 30 are gone!
We'll suffer together queen
@@6Six6Six6Bruh is it 7.62x39R or 7.62x51mm? It's been a while
Serious Question: Cant you take Hormone blockers, to block those unwanted hormones?
"She's having unprotected sex, how? This is the greatest hospital ever!"
This guy’s exact words were “She’s having unprotected sex, *HOW?!* Shes in the emergency room! What the hell?! This is the greatest hospital that’s ever made!” But I get what you meant though
Those damn doctors
@@thefemalethunderbirdsnerd3214 damn congrats man. Hope you’re happy with that comment
that aint a hospital ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@_will795 what are you running on about?
5:34
"Does it hurt to pee?"
"No."
"Is it hard to see?"
"No."
"I am diagnosing you with HPV."
"Aw."
doctor Mario [happy-go-lucky music intestifies]
8:37
He also does Brentalfloss's STD's: Gotta Catch 'em all!
"You've got mononucleois, halitosis, scoliosis -
15 days is my prognosis, you need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
you'll be brave and you'll unite us, then you'll die of meningitis!"
@@azure-cladassassin5425 As I said, deleted it. If you choose to delete the one I'm replying too, I'll delete this one as well.
i looked at the title and my immediate thought was “oh god this again”
Bahahahaha, dude i was like
"Wtf have you done now Grae?!"
Mine was "lol, what? Oh, it's Gray. Makes sense."
Mine was "ooh torture time"
My thoughts were “heck yeah, more torture, damn it”
Shadowflame Lightburst love that lol
I'm genuinely starting to believe that Gray is in fact the 21st century reincarnation of Vlad the Impailer
Vlad at least cared about his people, while Gray is just pure evil
I never said Gray was pure evil, he clearly cares for his subscribers, he just also likes to torture people in the most imaginative ways possible
Im romanian and vlad the impaler was in fact a very good king and he tortured only the bad people.
@@SimWyatt You'll change your mind once Gray is finished with the NPCs! He'll subject us to various test, Jigsaw style! 🤣😂
“PCOS? That sounds awful”
It is.
Bio inc: Plague inc but you use every single disease on ONE PERSON
Yup, title sounds about right for GrayStillPlays.
Yeah
Why grammar
When your depression prevents you from dieing: Error Task Failed Successfully.
News article: Local florida woman dies from viral infection in her hemorrhoids.
Gray: This is the exact reason I subscribed to Vox news.
Vox news??? 😂
Me: gets hemorrhoids
UA-cam's algorithm: may i offer some Recommendations in this sorrow time?
Ganbatte
same
Game: * doesn't have a character limit on the name.*
Gray: * Writes a whole damn novel* That is very much adequate!
"i've fallen and i can't get up because Gray refuses to let me."
"More people falling, dammit!"
Oh heck my leg bones are now a fine mist
Challenge: Write the entire "Bee Movie" scrip as the name of the disease.
write every single news report about "Florida man" as the name of the disease
*_O H G O D N O_*
it should be her last name. The entire bee movie script. as her last name
Ya like jazz?
no no the message at the start from bees trying to fly
Gray:" Hmmmmmmm, let's kill characters named Karen with Hemorrhoids!"😀
Kile C I wonder what goes thru his head 😂😂
yup
Michael Scott: "I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!"
Also Gray:"That was a pain in the ass!"
Fun fact: I actually have 2 hemorrhoids on my asshole 1 it's from last year and other 1 from few days ago. It hurts like hell when you use sharp stuff to cut this thing off. The only option i just need to is only drink ginger.
I have PCOS and for some reason it made me so happy when he said “this sounds horrible”
“Sounds like hemorrhoid fuel” Gray 2020
Every single Karen: I fear no man, but that thing. *Hemorrhoids* it scares me.
Then: Take me to your manager
Instead of hemorrhoids its gray
Jetfox967 I fear no manager but that thing...
Imagine dying in an incredibly drawn out manner- only to hear God laugh at the end
Weebus Christ are you giving us hints, my Lord?
With the way my Health/Conditions are all f***** up, I'm starting to think Gray is in charge of my life, after seeing this...
Stay strong
That PfP really looks like it
Me: scroolin through recommendations
Me: sees a video with hemorrhoids in the title
Me: definitely a Graystillplays video
"polycystic ovary syndrome. that sounds awful" it is
I'm stupid, what is it?
@@thetruesopop basically lots of reproductive issues, shitty periods, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetic issues, sometimes coupled with fatigue.
@@modernmusic52 ah, sounds like hell
@@thetruesopop it's very much hell
@@modernmusic52 I just realized this was a year ago lol
Thank you for actually informing me despite this
Random Person: Wow what a great day, look at the beautifu-
Gray: HAEMORRHOIDS
Michael Scott: "I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!"
AcTuAlLy, MeGaN, i CaN't SiT aNyWhErE, i HaVe HeMoRrHoIdS!
2:03 is beautiful. I feast off of human screams. Kinda like Monster's Inc.
Ok. Cool.
Interesting
"You can't sit with us"
"Actually megan I can't sit anywhere I have *hemorrhoids*"
souci 12 YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT. I LOVE YOU
@@swingingduck8960 I couldn't find it so I made it myself, you're welcome
Tratarataraaaa
Gray: randomly pees when coughs or sneezes
All the girls: wait a minute, that sounds lik-
"Sorry, you can't sit here"
"Megan? I can't sit anywhere. I HAVE
hemorroids~"
“This is an Italian name.”
Aah understandable.
What Jane doe is Roblox second user
Aww nerris
I just got absolutely horrible news and was crying really hard. But Gray playing games and torturing their characters can always make me smile. This is exactly what I needed tonight.
I hope you're feeling better, one stranger to another, have a like
Evan Gault thank ya sweetheart
@@Thaghettosprincess of course, have a nice day
"Satanic Mutant Hemorrhoids" sounds like a kickass name for a death metal band.
Also, as someone who's had hemorrhoids before, Gray's description of them feeling like "a hot poker repeatedly going in and out of your rectum" is painfully accurate.
Karen trying to make a reservation
"alright so table for two, may i ask for your name?"
"yes, my name is Karen Bloodystoolspewagehowfarcanyougoapparentlythereisnoendingtothenamethatyoucouldgiveyourtortureesorrykarenyouwillbespewingrectalfireuntilyoudie"
"and how do you spell that"
"Its B.."
For everything else, he says the name of it, but for AIDS he just goes "Jesus".
Fair enough, man. Fair enough.
I forgot, what does AIDS stand for?
Symtx LT it stands for acquired immunodeficiency syndrome but since this was 3 days ago you probably looked it up
Oh thanks i actually didn't look it up
"Oh, Alcoholism, I need to get that quickly!"
Yeah try and say that out of context to someone.
"It was a pain in the ass but we finally did it, we got Karen killed" from... hemorroids?
I see what you did there 😂
I don't know if Gray knows what he did there but it was great anyway
No one:
No single living soul:
Gray: more rectal death, dammit!
Gray: "Polycystic ovary syndrome, the sounds awful"
Me, a person with PCOS, "It is. It really is."
"It was a pain in the ass.."
You're damn right.
Me: “Mom, I want Plague Inc.”
Mom: “We have Plague Inc at home”
Plague Inc at home:
I think its from the same developers
@@limenka. it isn't.
“Actually, Megan, I cant sit anywhere! I have HEMORRHOIDS” -Vine, the good ol days
I care here like:
actually I can’t sit anywhere! I have
*Hemorrhoids*
Sunny Side Up MEGAN
My lil sister can't possibly have hemorrhoids
Actually *Megan*
YES ME TOO
ye
5:53 Um Gray? Have you been drinking tonight? What's Irritabulwow" ?!
"The longest, most painful, drawn out death."
So, life?
Yt: 95 comments
Also yt: *doesn't show them*
Me: fine keep your secrets
Boomer*
That happened to me lol
It only had 3 comments tho owo
@@idk-iu8vn thank you boomer
None of the comments around here are ever worth reading.
@@AgentTasmania ok boomer
Alright so we're checking out the only guy that can make any game hilarious. It's GrayStillPlays
More screwing up games in hilarious ways, damn it!
You know what this game needs? A FullLiquorBar! (funky music) 😀
This channel be giving off some "If you're looking for creative ways to kill people then this is your place" kinda vibes lmao love it
Hope everyone has an amazing day :)
Thanks bruh,and yes this the channel to know how to haave fun killing people
“You can’t sit with us!”
*”Actually, Megan, I can’t sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids!”*
I'm italian and i can confirm “youwillbespewingoutrectalfireuntilyoudie”
is one of the most common italian name of the center regions
“You can’t sit with us”
“Actually Meghan, I can’t sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids”
"It was a pain in the ass but we finally did it"
I see what you did there
Lmao
"It's not a party until Kidney Stones show up!"
This absolutely made my day!
Gray in February: kills people with hemorrhoids
Gray now: carving planets.ExE
0:58
“Recital fire”
Damn that is straight fire
Karen: *literally dies slowly and painfully*
*happy music starts playing*
When you are morbidly obese
And have anorexia . Everyone thats ever had anorexia: what the fric
I was once obese but are struggling with anorexia now , definitely possible. First i was diagnosed with atypical anorexia till my weight dropped low enough for the doctors to diagnose it with anorexia nervosa . Lost 130lbs in short period
Right after he says “MAJOR DEPRESSION” at 8:15 I got an ad for Raid: Shadow Legends and the fact that it rhymed has me cackling on the floor rn 😂
12:30
"It has been a pain in the ass"
7:51 WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER
Grey: Well that was a pain in the ass
....YOU DONT SAY???
"I'm not gonna lie the *rinal* system-"
I'm sorry. The *what* ?
He said Renal he just stressed the letters wrong
@@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 yo what up mui goku
Renal, as in kidneys, bladder etc. The parts of your body that filter the pee chemicals out of your blood.
When I see torture in the title I’m watching
12:13 The flatline sound played just as I lost a game against a villager in the campsite.
What were you playing?
6:53 it's not a party until KIDNEY STONES show up
"It was a pain in the ass, bit we got it done" damn Grey, you are a Savage! Keep up the great work!
I like how Gray went through all the symptoms like a child in a candy store XD
If there’s a game where you can put in as much letters in your name, well than by grays gonna have a good time
"Hey Karen's colon, how you feeling?"
" *s a d* "
1:59 Little does gray know about periods🙃 (especially when we sneeze)
"Polycystic ovarian syndrome... that sounds awful and not as lethal..." It's not fun, but it sounds worse than it is on a regular day xD
This HAS to be on a shirt please
“MORE RECTAL DEATH DAMNIT”
as a person with a hemorrhoid this is hilarious
F for respecc
@@platygetzkillz627 press X to pay respects
Same! :(
F
@@TripleTrickShot X
2:38 ME: Unfortunately, PITIFUL….!!!! Does SHE Work seven days a week….!!!!???? Because unfortunately…. That’s what my mother does.
1:06 as someone who is partly Italian, i can confirm this is an Italian name/j
gray, I do nothing but watch you all day and I’m always taken by surprised when you upload even though you upload like??? everyday???
Either I'm super early or everyone wants death by Starbucks
Gray: **Clicks on "Choose Death"**
So you have choosen... Death.
Gray is an SCP. He takes pleasure in making simulation humans suffer as much as possible.
Well the 05 counsel left a comment… sooo
When gray says “ we’re not doing that” it is so funny.
Agreed
Grey plays a medical professional...😷
Every sim hospital game:
*your hired!*
Another game I’m surprised Gray hasn’t killed NPS with.
If hemorrhoids was a person it would be Morgz.
Ok booner
@@aidan2727 ok boner
Yup, because he’s a pain in the ass 😂
Remember kids. Don't try this at home. Try it at your grandma's house at her birthday party.
"Karen's colon, how are you feeling?"
"Saaaad."
Love how the full name just sits there 😂
“What kind of job helps its employees?!?” 🤣
Gray: MAJOR DEPRESSION!!
Me: *An ad plays* Fudgenuggets!
Gray : I call them… *colon coins!*
Captions : I call them… *: coins*
1:06 as a Italian I can confirm that is a name that is very Common