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  • @lizzie8702
    @lizzie8702 4 роки тому +1226

    sometime i forget gray isn’t just a disembodied voice and when i remember he’s not i get somewhat concerned cause there is a human being that has this chaotic of a mindset.

    • @RolRetro
      @RolRetro 4 роки тому +82

      cosmu He’s Not a Human
      *he’s a Florida man*

    • @lizzie8702
      @lizzie8702 4 роки тому +51

      Kairo Schmitz i am a florida women, my power is nothing compared to him.

    • @RolRetro
      @RolRetro 4 роки тому +35

      cosmu you haven’t drank enough bud light yet, don’t worry you’ll get there

    • @lizzie8702
      @lizzie8702 4 роки тому +16

      Kairo Schmitz i am not the legal age-

    • @RolRetro
      @RolRetro 4 роки тому +11

      cosmu you’ll get their eventually-

  • @superbrotv2491
    @superbrotv2491 4 роки тому +2306

    "Did the Sun turn into a thicc redhead."
    -Graystillplays 2020

    • @baum3715
      @baum3715 4 роки тому +79

      These words must be preserved for future generations.

    • @RemyWillard
      @RemyWillard 4 роки тому +54

      Don't forget about Lord Molesticles the Mighty.

    • @usb6000
      @usb6000 4 роки тому +12

      Thank you I hoped some quoted this.

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 4 роки тому +27

      Sounds like one of those Earth-chan type characters. I can EASILY see someone drawing Sun-Chan as a thicc redhead...

    • @mewmewdesigns895
      @mewmewdesigns895 4 роки тому +5

      Mmmmm thick redhead mmmmmmm

  • @metalrain300
    @metalrain300 4 роки тому +557

    You were killed by the goddess of sales and then the abyss turned you into a god of sales XD

  • @KiroChisa
    @KiroChisa 4 роки тому +783

    "More sociopathic customers DAMMIT!"
    Grays processor: Are you sure you're not talking about yourself being a sociopath Gray?

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah, except Gray is not a sociopath. He's a psychopath.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 роки тому +7

      Depends how much stuff he can sell to himself while balancing a toaster on his face while sitting in a bathtub. Is a florida tradition, you won't undestand it me neither though. 😅

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 роки тому +5

      @@samsonguy10k He could be both, after all we are talking about the world destroyer.

    • @ExDixionconderoga
      @ExDixionconderoga Рік тому

      @@samsonguy10kpsychopaths(clinically) are *LESS* identifiable then sociopaths.

  • @jzedaphia4633
    @jzedaphia4633 4 роки тому +1187

    When the Eye of Sauron turns you into Capitalism Incarnate, that’s when you know it’s a bad day

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 4 роки тому +15

      Read that as Captain Incarnate and I don't feel like changing my mind.

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 4 роки тому +9

      @@samsonguy10k I don't mind being Captain Incarnate. It's nice to have some authority for once.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 4 роки тому +8

      Tell Sauron to take Supply-Side Capitalism back to Mordor into the fiery abyss where it belongs.

    • @NGAllAmericanBadass
      @NGAllAmericanBadass 4 роки тому +6

      *great day

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 4 роки тому +3

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog Slippy Slides? I'm in!

  • @fivefs
    @fivefs 4 роки тому +601

    As a wise man once said: Either you die inspiring the Goddess of Sales or you live long enough to see yourself become a Vessel of one of the Seven Market Beasts

    • @kybercat7
      @kybercat7 4 роки тому +38

      i prefer the 4th market beast Kar'pa'tatthodp. Lord of bulk buying discounts and compounding interest.

    • @thetoyodacar2264
      @thetoyodacar2264 4 роки тому +13

      I like the 6th market elder of greed, Jeff Bezos Catharthicus.

    • @nadirwoodson9321
      @nadirwoodson9321 4 роки тому +1

      happens all the time

    • @Jennaswirly
      @Jennaswirly 2 роки тому

      --------->

  • @catkate1526
    @catkate1526 4 роки тому +721

    Game developers: our games are going to be fun, and people are going to make good decisions!
    Gray: I decided that we have not died enough ways in the last episode, so...

    • @TrimutiusToo
      @TrimutiusToo 4 роки тому +24

      They wouldn't put all those in if they thought nobody would get them

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 роки тому +17

      @@TrimutiusToo Exactly and besides, Gray would try even the ways to die that are not possibile in the game. He is pretty creative with this. 😂

    • @vacantsix1586
      @vacantsix1586 2 роки тому

      I would like the comment but you're at the number of the Beast

    • @RealPlushWorld
      @RealPlushWorld Рік тому

      I am gonna Kermit suicide- Kermit and gray

  • @jayone8891
    @jayone8891 4 роки тому +468

    When you think about it, All tools could be 'murder tools'. Just depends on how you use them.

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 4 роки тому +22

      Jay one sentences and thoughts like this is why I had to stop watching the Walking Dead

    • @Adahn99
      @Adahn99 4 роки тому +8

      Also all murdered can become murder tools

    • @mellowlemons22
      @mellowlemons22 4 роки тому +6

      yes i can confirm from experience

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 4 роки тому +2

      Dammit! Jay one's onto me. 😒

    • @alexdurant1148
      @alexdurant1148 4 роки тому +1

      So even your mom

  • @ΡαφαήλΣαλιάρης-ν5ω
    @ΡαφαήλΣαλιάρης-ν5ω 4 роки тому +316

    The depressed man said he looked at the abyss at it looked back at him. While the game has an abyss that is capable of seing

  • @adamstenshaug1340
    @adamstenshaug1340 4 роки тому +334

    ME: I WILL NOW TALK TO STRANGERS
    GRAY:YA DO THAT

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 роки тому +2

      but don't let them give you safe advice! let them give you illegal drugs.

    • @DragoBot
      @DragoBot 4 роки тому +2

      @@KiroChisa just ask for Joe!

  • @Angrarim
    @Angrarim 4 роки тому +42

    3:19 "On the side note tho, this mean I technically didn't get fired"
    Yeah but you technically got fried

  • @waymoretheoutlaw5895
    @waymoretheoutlaw5895 4 роки тому +126

    Aight, so we're back to the only gamer that I look forward to uploading every day so I can watch countless lives ruined by a Floridaman, its Graystillplays!

    • @RemyWillard
      @RemyWillard 4 роки тому +9

      Most days. Even a Florida Man needs a day off every now and then. Usually Wednesdays. Oh shi-[insert airhorn sound]. Today's a Wednesday, and this was uploaded.

    • @lo0neyt0ons44
      @lo0neyt0ons44 4 роки тому +6

      Let’s watch lives getting ruined dammit!

    • @MezephelesArt
      @MezephelesArt 4 роки тому +5

      More murder, dammit!

    • @veragirljones8039
      @veragirljones8039 4 роки тому

      More games,dammit!

  • @docette2015
    @docette2015 4 роки тому +23

    I love how you can be essentially just an ordinary guy with a job, the devotee of a literal sales goddess, a serial killer in hiding, or the avatar of the abyss of sales. Really, IS the only good ending in this game getting to pet a dog? XD

    • @twindrill2852
      @twindrill2852 Рік тому +1

      IIRC You can also become the rich man’s poolboy, that also counts as a good ending.

  • @mavendeo
    @mavendeo 4 роки тому +60

    "Lord Molesticles the Mighty"
    Welp, found my new DnD character…

  • @carmeldm3331
    @carmeldm3331 4 роки тому +379

    when there is murder in the title you know it’s gonna be good

  • @ISplimeI
    @ISplimeI 4 роки тому +89

    Goes up to death:"my time is up, kill me or die." "you know I can't die right?"

  • @popebonifaceviii2736
    @popebonifaceviii2736 4 роки тому +21

    “Well everyone. Time to sell some products to the Eye of Sauron.”

  • @olivier8809
    @olivier8809 4 роки тому +177

    Gray: talk to strangers
    Me: talks to stranger who seems to be florida men
    Florida men: shoves an alligator down my throat

  • @jerryteddymc
    @jerryteddymc 4 роки тому +19

    3:13 the seven market beasts sound like a reference to the Seven Deadly Sins 😂

  • @adman1381
    @adman1381 4 роки тому +66

    This is a game where the NPCs get their revenge on Gray.

  • @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087
    @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087 4 роки тому +113

    Me: *Sees title*
    Also me: Huh, you're usually on the other end of that... actually, no, you're usually robbing the store.

  • @mabus4910
    @mabus4910 4 роки тому +32

    7:36 So homeless Joe lives in a house?

  • @lukadacat572
    @lukadacat572 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine having a dark hole knock on your door, as your house floats above a abyss and a massive eyes, the voice booms, “Would you like to buy anything?”
    You shiver in fear, as everything outside is being eaten alive, you say “Y-yes!” in fear, the abyss reaches out and grabs your legs as you grip onto your floor as there’s 3 ways, be torn in half, be eaten or live. You try to get up but the fear is making you sweat, as fingers start to peel off of the wood, you fall and you are now part of the abyss.

  • @hellsgames5322
    @hellsgames5322 4 роки тому +7

    "Well, I died a bunch of different ways and then I became an eternal sales being, sounds good! I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep!"
    -GrayStillPlays 2020

  • @agr0nianTV
    @agr0nianTV 4 роки тому +8

    6:05 Well at least it's not you this time
    The customers and art in this game are glorious!

  • @Will99371
    @Will99371 4 роки тому +14

    11:00: “Before you go sticking your hand inside a hole...” Either that was on purpose or you have just set yourself up in front of the whole internet my friend.

  • @noheimijasso4045
    @noheimijasso4045 2 роки тому +2

    Ok, but the Protagonist energy is so electric, sarcastic and acurrate in some way.
    I love it.

  • @ender_playz
    @ender_playz 4 роки тому +53

    “That’s good I’m gonna go cry myself to sleep”
    Have I been doing videos in my sleep?

  • @RandomGuy55106
    @RandomGuy55106 4 роки тому +43

    My mom: Never talk to strangers
    Me: ok
    Gray: we will see about that..

  • @jackbudi
    @jackbudi 4 роки тому +37

    It’s a good job, everyone should be in the murder weapon business for some work experience for later in life!

  • @chillmushroom6016
    @chillmushroom6016 4 роки тому +52

    Woow, finally something that is acually compared to my life..
    Except getting skinned

    • @xanthra592
      @xanthra592 4 роки тому +1

      @Definitely a human Did you just make a sale?

  • @moodymoosh
    @moodymoosh 4 роки тому +12

    Gray: *ascends*
    Me: *mildly short of breath* it's beautiful

  • @ShinySahil
    @ShinySahil 3 роки тому +2

    "well i died a bunch of different ways and i become and eternal salesbeing... sounds good im going to go cry myself to sleep"
    sounds even better when you dont have context

  • @farmerbarnaby3844
    @farmerbarnaby3844 4 роки тому +8

    I truly wonder how many innocent souls were extraculated from existence in today's video of absolute pain and tremendous sadness.

  • @viktoriak4332
    @viktoriak4332 4 роки тому +7

    Isnt that what a folklore devil is? An eternal sales being.

  • @madonnaalvarez693
    @madonnaalvarez693 3 роки тому +1

    “Lord Molesticles the Mighty came to the door.”
    GrayStillPlays, 2020

  • @luigidisanpietro3720
    @luigidisanpietro3720 4 роки тому +3

    14:35 I believe that this is Spleens... Ain't no cat as evil...

  • @Magikarp3275
    @Magikarp3275 4 роки тому +7

    When you realize that you just watched a greystillplays video and loved every second of it.

  • @FairSirenCovers
    @FairSirenCovers 4 роки тому +13

    “I’m going to go cry myself to sleep” absolute MOOD

  • @ThisIsSP4RTAN
    @ThisIsSP4RTAN 4 роки тому +5

    Go through and get all the endings like you did with Air Marty. I wanna see how weird these endings get.

  • @renkun99
    @renkun99 4 роки тому +2

    Hey Gray today's my birthday and i love that you played this game today i was anticipating a sequel

  • @Desk_Devil
    @Desk_Devil 4 роки тому +6

    Title: ‘ got a job selling murder tools - GrayStillPlays
    Me: Who else could get a job that lets you sell murder tools?
    It’s Gray!!!!

  • @notyourlocallily3645
    @notyourlocallily3645 4 роки тому +33

    “Welcome back to the only game where you have a one or to chance of skinning your alive” -gray 2020 Oooo skin me alive heck yes

  • @eclipsedmoon87
    @eclipsedmoon87 4 роки тому

    6:15 I like how casual this being is with his being a sacrificing cult leader

  • @popebonifaceviii2736
    @popebonifaceviii2736 4 роки тому +1

    “Well, I died a bunch of different ways and then I became an eternal sales being. Sounds good, I’m gonna go cry myself to sleep.”

  • @moonlightarchives
    @moonlightarchives 3 роки тому +1

    Dam, don't u hate it when you are going to someone's house to sell something and they are dead? (3:25)

  • @totalgree2201
    @totalgree2201 4 роки тому +5

    3:33 this is clearly the house of Florida man

  • @cadenr.c.4346
    @cadenr.c.4346 4 роки тому +35

    No one:
    Gray: well, now we’re killing ourselves with dirty jokes

  • @emisswag2799
    @emisswag2799 4 роки тому +1

    Yeah, I play talk to strangers irl and got kidnapped. 9/10 Would recommend. Got out of bad house. Could have bought me more food tho.

  • @kykipz
    @kykipz 4 роки тому +2

    "IT'S LIKE A TENTACLE CAT!" Dude never sounded more excited~ Other then when Florida Man wins XP

  • @victorlacerda4603
    @victorlacerda4603 4 роки тому +2

    I watched various gameplays of this game, but Gray's is sooo funny 😂

  • @ewwahuman2318
    @ewwahuman2318 4 роки тому +4

    14:03
    THAT WAS A HOLLOW KNIGHT REFERENCE!!!

  • @soulofflame9999
    @soulofflame9999 3 роки тому +1

    Game: All right, new salesman! It's your turn!
    Them: Woohoo! Wait, who's the player?
    Game: Eh, just a UA-camr.
    Them: *starting to sweat* Which one?
    Game: Someone called Graystillplays.
    Them: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  • @popebonifaceviii2736
    @popebonifaceviii2736 4 роки тому

    “And this time the robot is legitimately the creature answering the door, because its owner is too busy getting wasted at 3 o’clock in the afternoon.”

  • @HeliosExeunt
    @HeliosExeunt 4 роки тому +2

    Never thought of sales incarnate as a briefcase. That's deep.

  • @gfys707
    @gfys707 4 роки тому

    Gray your commentary is solid gold!

  • @Desk_Devil
    @Desk_Devil 4 роки тому +5

    Gray: I’m gonna cry myself to sleep
    Me: Gray you need a hug and food

  • @melissabarreto3310
    @melissabarreto3310 4 роки тому +2

    The abbsy is easily the best character

  • @SaaitanK
    @SaaitanK 4 роки тому +1

    I love it, how surprised Grey is every time he actually makes a sale XD

  • @k6mados
    @k6mados 4 роки тому +6

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Me: *laughs at a man destroying humanity*

  • @pugswillfly3211
    @pugswillfly3211 4 роки тому

    Grays video titles don’t need caps anymore. It speaks for itself now.

  • @popebonifaceviii2736
    @popebonifaceviii2736 4 роки тому

    You need to play this game MORE I LOVE THIS

  • @simpsonsguy2800
    @simpsonsguy2800 4 роки тому +1

    Gray has made a video 5 days in a row. That makes me happy!😀

  • @vortexonsaturn
    @vortexonsaturn 4 роки тому +26

    me: i'm feeling awfully peaceful today *lets see if gray posted a video*
    me: *sees this*
    me: sees this *surprised pikachu face*
    also me: ᵖᵉʳᶠᵉᶜʳ

  • @erin9397
    @erin9397 4 роки тому +3

    I want to die by being eaten by a catopus while making a Lord of the Rings reference...

  • @marith8041
    @marith8041 4 роки тому +1

    i love this game its rlly fun to watch

  • @emilyownsarat
    @emilyownsarat 4 роки тому

    I would love to see more of this game. There must be so many possibilities, and your reactions are so funny. Thank you for the laughs.

  • @KentheDeer
    @KentheDeer 4 роки тому +12

    Lord Molesticlese the Mighty...

  • @CalsGirl97
    @CalsGirl97 3 роки тому +1

    That last one is just your character evolving into SCP 1879

  • @ivorycxxxx
    @ivorycxxxx 4 роки тому +1

    YOU SOUND SO DIFFERENT NOW! BEEN A VIEWER SINCE 2016 WHEN YOU PLAYED ARK AND FORGOT ABOUT YOU... I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH

  • @strongheartsvideobox691
    @strongheartsvideobox691 3 роки тому

    “It’s just a dude that looks slightly like a Jedi.” Gray sold something to Kanan Jarrus

  • @JeremyFinch42
    @JeremyFinch42 4 роки тому +6

    Gray: *I am here to kill myself.*
    Therapist: And how do you plan to do that?!
    Gray: *By selling weapons.*

  • @Heather-ndHenry
    @Heather-ndHenry 4 роки тому

    i love the writing for this game !
    also Gray just gave this game a new tag line: "Did i just make a sale?!?"

  • @thomasmcdonnell1957
    @thomasmcdonnell1957 4 роки тому

    play 14:22 at .25 speed.
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

  • @gravioli14
    @gravioli14 4 роки тому +10

    me sad vibin: :,(
    gray uploads:
    me sad vibin but w a smile: :,)

  • @TheRealAlpha2
    @TheRealAlpha2 4 роки тому

    You either sell long enough to die a depressed salesman or you becomes Sales itself...

  • @tunkhine3987
    @tunkhine3987 4 роки тому

    You know it’s God damn good when You make a Depressed Eye of Sauron
    Your Trainee
    And he is Very Obedient

  • @moonbridesmadness7665
    @moonbridesmadness7665 4 роки тому

    I don't know what's better this game or your commentary 🤣

  • @coralpet
    @coralpet 4 роки тому +1

    Literally every ad talking about how to do something: 7:02

  • @samwilliams9133
    @samwilliams9133 4 роки тому +2

    14:03 oh, so it's Hollow Knight. It's straight the Void from Hollow Knight.

    • @samwilliams9133
      @samwilliams9133 4 роки тому +1

      Void, no offense, but I kinda don't want to loose my mind... and emotions... and gender, and thought...
      And if I fulfill my propose, my body to the Radiance.

  • @tinysmileyrose
    @tinysmileyrose 4 роки тому

    I want to give the abyss a hug.
    Dunno why it just seems like a really cool... abyss

  • @coconutsareevil5213
    @coconutsareevil5213 4 роки тому +1

    lol I can just imagine Gray dealing with some one irl who wants to die and he'd be like "Don't die." and that person is like "Why?" and he'd say "Because that"s MY job."

  • @scarletkingboro7292
    @scarletkingboro7292 4 роки тому +2

    Gray: posts video
    Me: *Absorbs every atom of grays video*

  • @kp12_art
    @kp12_art 4 роки тому +1

    “I’m a robot butler”
    *Overwatch intensifies*

  • @turbo_sentra6467
    @turbo_sentra6467 4 роки тому +1

    Love the end. That's like my job. You are great at this you cannot be promoted because we need you here. PS that's why I suck at my job.

  • @local_stranger
    @local_stranger 4 роки тому

    Honestly, i'd bow down to the goddess of sales if they asked me to

  • @protomanr3949
    @protomanr3949 4 роки тому

    I think that's got to be my favorite reaction to somebody becoming an eternal being

  • @twindrill2852
    @twindrill2852 3 роки тому

    11:00 I have a feeling this is gonna be a Lovecraftian abomination...
    11:50 Wait, this is different from what I expected. A twist, or...?
    13:51 Ah. Yep. Definitely a Lovecraftian abomination.
    (I guess it didn't necessarily go insane as much as it showed its true self...)

  • @RealBananaBunch
    @RealBananaBunch 4 роки тому +38

    My girlfriend questions me whenever I watch you. I don't question tho.

  • @alphariusfuze8089
    @alphariusfuze8089 4 роки тому +1

    *I love the yeet effect that always have in the vid*

  • @lordlucius1341
    @lordlucius1341 4 роки тому +11

    Hey gray how did you get this far?
    “Cigarettes and anti depressants.”

  • @sunflowermom8253
    @sunflowermom8253 4 роки тому

    I love the fact that Gray accidentally created the violent revolution in Detroit: Become Human

  • @sherrybrissette1614
    @sherrybrissette1614 4 роки тому +1

    Yay! New Gray!

  • @ChaosJedi
    @ChaosJedi 4 роки тому

    He should play Undertale.
    "Alright so we're checking out the only game where you play as a crazy child. You're supposed to free the monsters from their eternal suffering, we're not doing that. MORE BAD TIMES GODDAMNIT!"

  • @shadowinthecrowd
    @shadowinthecrowd 4 роки тому

    Idk why, but that last ending made me laugh so hard i cried. Although considering the crushing reality that is life, i think i was laughing so i wouldn't cry lol.

  • @bigguy2016
    @bigguy2016 4 роки тому

    Ooh, murder in the title... the sentence ‘skinning people alive’ in the first 5 seconds of the video... the algorithm is gonna LOVE this...

  • @Kuriyu94
    @Kuriyu94 4 роки тому

    This game perfectly explains crippling depression and the fever dreams I'm cursed with

  • @leanderm4325
    @leanderm4325 4 роки тому +1

    Only game in which every second guy u meet will skin u alive...
    U ever heard of the game of Life IRL?

  • @popebonifaceviii2736
    @popebonifaceviii2736 4 роки тому

    “Look, there’s only ONE person getting all the death endings in this game and it’s ME.”

  • @crazymetalheadgirl3685
    @crazymetalheadgirl3685 2 роки тому +1

    I saw the thumbnail and was like “Papa?” Please get it.