When I first first started mma I learned karate and my teacher said “it’s illegal for me to fight in the UFC” I stopped my membership a week later and will never regret it, dude was a joke
I remember someone new to the class asking our Karate teacher in challenge, "What would you do if someone with a knife came toward you?" My Karate teacher demonstrated a technique that I would use to this day. The teacher told the student to advance as if he had a knife. When he did, my teacher turned and ran away. Everyone laughed. He came back and said "A knife beats open-hand (the translation for Karate) almost every time. I teach you to defend yourself and keep yourself safe, not to be a superhero. The best way to not get hurt is to not get into a fight in the first place. If you see a knife, your first option is to run. That's what I would do."
Xu Xiaodong was never even a pro MMA fighter, he's been mainly a radio host. He's been continuing to fight these fights against "traditional masters". The smear campaign against him has cost him his job, his gym, his relationships, he's been fined, marked as a "political dissident" and his social credit score is so low he has to travel by the cheapest slowest transport to get to his fights, but he's still fighting. He was forced to wear what is essentially clown makeup, but he owns it, and still fights. Dude is a hero.
Thanks to Steven "I shat myself" Seagal, Aikido studios were everywhere in the 90s. I have not seen one around in the last 10 years. Glad to see some of the cults are gone too.
When I first first started mma I learned karate and my teacher said “it’s illegal for me to fight in the UFC” I stopped my membership a week later and will never regret it, dude was a joke
I remember someone new to the class asking our Karate teacher in challenge, "What would you do if someone with a knife came toward you?" My Karate teacher demonstrated a technique that I would use to this day. The teacher told the student to advance as if he had a knife. When he did, my teacher turned and ran away. Everyone laughed. He came back and said "A knife beats open-hand (the translation for Karate) almost every time. I teach you to defend yourself and keep yourself safe, not to be a superhero. The best way to not get hurt is to not get into a fight in the first place. If you see a knife, your first option is to run. That's what I would do."
Joe Rogan better watch out, I watch Dragon Ball Z, I know all the moves.
"One of them pretends to be a Doctor Strange, you grab me, I am gonna send you back to Mordor" lol wut?
The thought of Dr. Strange sending somebody to mordor kills me 😂
hit me, hit me, hit me YOU CANT
Joe “I’ll send you back to Mordor” Rogan
I’m a black belt in...NoCanDo 😂
Doctor Strange was such a pivotal character in the fellowship. A great aid in the defeat of Sauron.
In Queens New York in the 80s and 90s we were all fluent in Gun Fu. Death blows from 5 feet away.
Please find a way to have Xu Xiaodong on the show.
Xu Xiaodong was never even a pro MMA fighter, he's been mainly a radio host. He's been continuing to fight these fights against "traditional masters". The smear campaign against him has cost him his job, his gym, his relationships, he's been fined, marked as a "political dissident" and his social credit score is so low he has to travel by the cheapest slowest transport to get to his fights, but he's still fighting. He was forced to wear what is essentially clown makeup, but he owns it, and still fights. Dude is a hero.
you almost need a stolen valor law but for martial arts teachers...
The only martial arts sensei i trust is master ken
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My instructor taught me a defensive move to block the eye gouge.
No one laughs at joe Rogan jokes more than joe rogan ..
"They might as well be 5" i fuckin lost my shit at that one.
Thanks to Steven "I shat myself" Seagal, Aikido studios were everywhere in the 90s. I have not seen one around in the last 10 years. Glad to see some of the cults are gone too.
What the fook is a bladder point? XD