I love the creativity on this channel, yall took jurassic park, 300 spartans, independence day and mix it with a game show format and create this dope ass story. I cant get enough keep em coming.😁👍
Nice, except Reptile Dino's would never be used as they cannot work long due to heat build up. They do not pant or sweat and if cold? Yikes, they would not move.
@@w8stral maybe, maybe not. Who's to say they didn't work that problem out with their genetic code? To be fair, they did revive them, so would it really be that farfetched of an idea?
@@jerethgryphon4244 favorite of the universes the other ones that are really really good are the alien doctor with the military human forgive me I am terrible with names, the alien podcast, and the death dealer are my faves.
@@MultiMoe11rimiki is one of my faves. The other is the series adopted by humans. A dog like species, who grew up under strict rules... finds himself lost in the simplest of things humans do. Something about driving with windows down... or... a ball
This was freaking awesome! Trikes for heavy cavalry, Rexes for assault cav, Roman phalanx for infantry, and the damned human general got himself a pack of raptors for guard dogs. The Brondolian Badasses probably shit their drawers when they saw all of those TEETH!
"Earth" may be unimaginative, but it's also very accurate. As a substance, dirt may be boring, but, if it was rare enough to be exciting, we'd all be in trouble, wouldn't we? All in all, it's a solid name.
You've set off a grammatical pet peeve of mine. "Cavalry" is the word describing mounted warriors. "Calvary" is the name of the hill Jesus was crucified on.
Excellent story. One thing, though - I have noticed that many people these days say 'calvary' when talking about mounted warriors, the word is 'caValry'. Calvary is the place where the big JC was crucified. Sorry to be a dick about it, but as I said, excellent story, thanks.
The word-smiths were all over the comments so I will just say that I love the idea of Bronze-Age Humans riding atop armored-armor fossils and making the fools regret their life. Also, cute little dino-pets, I bet that those pets getting loose in that other story would have been a hoot (look for thumbnail of rabbits).
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That was fantastic. Everything's all fun and games until the Dirtlings enact the Jurassic Park Protocols. Thanks again for a great read! **Vocabulary note (given it happened multiple times, I'm assuming the author had it wrong): "Calvary" has religious significance (referential to Christ's crucifixion); "cavalry" refers to mounted troops.
Well, you know, there's bronze and then there's bronze. For instance, tin bronze, familiar enough to western history students, and also common, but less talked about, arsenical bronze. Yes, that's right. Let's just say the latter weapons were born with a certain attitude.
Would of been cool to see the we got the tech to clone Dino’s from aliens that didn’t think it would be a major problem if humans were able to do this.
You know, admitting the judges are biased and have been bribed would have been a good way to bring the legitimacy of the game into question, possibly justifying the kind of REAL war that the games were supposed to put a stop to. But the humans won anyway even when blatantly and unfairly hobbled, so the entire point is moot.
So if Humanity joined this coalition thing like 2 months before this event, did they just make all these dinosaur cavalier units in that 2 months, or was this something they had already been working on?
@@michaellinnet6095 on no doubt about that but changes come with downsides and making it double/ triple the running speed and keeping the size and strength is a stretch still a good story though
I like it, but Pilum are Iron age, there roman not spartan. hey are also made to break on impact so there less effective to stab.. well the javalins wtich are trowing spears are bronze and iron age even used in medieval times realy. What you ment was the Dory or Doru witch is the hoplite spear. its not made for trowing though. then again china had crosbows during that time so.. yeah history is funny that way. I love the alien general beeing such a boast full lieing coward. we want a real fight.. thjats why we rigg all of them in our favour. Oh like the fact that this story say if you jump on a spear wall you die. XD
Right? Men and women? What is this some fantasy realm with magic??? Women don't fight in war, sure they are nurses and do logistics, and maybe do espionage and some sniper work. But front line battle? No they don't have the power or the fortitude to do that kind of work. Thanks for pointing it out good sir.
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I love the creativity on this channel, yall took jurassic park, 300 spartans, independence day and mix it with a game show format and create this dope ass story. I cant get enough keep em coming.😁👍
Nice, except Reptile Dino's would never be used as they cannot work long due to heat build up. They do not pant or sweat and if cold? Yikes, they would not move.
Yeah lets just use the walking buldozer variant.
Edit: I have to add: THUNDER THUNDER THUNDERKNIGHTS! (yes I am old I know)
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@@w8stral maybe, maybe not. Who's to say they didn't work that problem out with their genetic code? To be fair, they did revive them, so would it really be that farfetched of an idea?
I can hear Mrs.Rimiki weeping at the fact that humans were allowed to do the thing we were not supposed to be allowed to do
Different universe fortunately 😅 i love Mrs rimiki also
@@jerethgryphon4244 favorite of the universes the other ones that are really really good are the alien doctor with the military human forgive me I am terrible with names, the alien podcast, and the death dealer are my faves.
@@MultiMoe11rimiki is one of my faves. The other is the series adopted by humans. A dog like species, who grew up under strict rules... finds himself lost in the simplest of things humans do. Something about driving with windows down... or... a ball
Hehe... and the warriors green arive... coming down to the planetside...
Ah, different Universe. I was wondering why they were allowed to clone dinosaurs after seeing that episode.
This was freaking awesome! Trikes for heavy cavalry, Rexes for assault cav, Roman phalanx for infantry, and the damned human general got himself a pack of raptors for guard dogs. The Brondolian Badasses probably shit their drawers when they saw all of those TEETH!
In our defense, we named earth before we knew what a planet was.
Dirty
It has rizz "there deathworld is so horrible they call it dirt"
I thought it was Gaia, the mother world
@@marten3451 well Gaia and Terra both mean the same thing, Earth...which is another word for dirt!
Hey this planet treats us like shit, we just return the favor
Great story. But "Dinosaur" doesn't mean "Thunder Lizard" it means "Terrible Lizard". "Thunder Lizard" would be "Brontosaurus".
YEP YOU GOT IT.....I learned that in primary school...and painted them in art.
And before the term Dinosaurs is made, they were once called another. DRAGONS
"Earth" may be unimaginative, but it's also very accurate. As a substance, dirt may be boring, but, if it was rare enough to be exciting, we'd all be in trouble, wouldn't we? All in all, it's a solid name.
It's one of your best non-series stories so far and narrated by your best narrator.
You've set off a grammatical pet peeve of mine. "Cavalry" is the word describing mounted warriors. "Calvary" is the name of the hill Jesus was crucified on.
Spartans with Dinosaurs.... SPARTANS WITH DINOSAURS!!!!
Excellent story. One thing, though - I have noticed that many people these days say 'calvary' when talking about mounted warriors, the word is 'caValry'. Calvary is the place where the big JC was crucified. Sorry to be a dick about it, but as I said, excellent story, thanks.
It really bothered me too. Like it bothers me when someone says 'he aKsed me a question'. Really? He delivered it via an axe? How you're still alive?
its ok, its all dinosaurs, so it the charge of the Xtra Hvy Thunder Lizard Armored Brigade.
I just imagined 200 troops on rolling crosses
@@lemmypop1300 axe is just a speech impediment go easy on them.
The word-smiths were all over the comments so I will just say that I love the idea of Bronze-Age Humans riding atop armored-armor fossils and making the fools regret their life. Also, cute little dino-pets, I bet that those pets getting loose in that other story would have been a hoot (look for thumbnail of rabbits).
"Spartans, what is your profession!"
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They all saw their better Mr. Rodgers in a blood stained sweater
🎶Angels sang out, in an immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris. He delivered a kick, which could shatter bone, into the crotch, of Indiana Jones, who fell on the ground, writhing in pain, as Batman changed back, into Bruce Wane. But Chuck saw through, this clever disguise, and crushed Batman's head, in between his thighs.🎶
That was fantastic. Everything's all fun and games until the Dirtlings enact the Jurassic Park Protocols. Thanks again for a great read!
**Vocabulary note (given it happened multiple times, I'm assuming the author had it wrong): "Calvary" has religious significance (referential to Christ's crucifixion); "cavalry" refers to mounted troops.
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Well, you know, there's bronze and then there's bronze. For instance, tin bronze, familiar enough to western history students, and also common, but less talked about, arsenical bronze. Yes, that's right. Let's just say the latter weapons were born with a certain attitude.
There’s actually a lot more than that, there’s aluminum bronze, cupronickel bronze, bearing bronze, phosphor bronze, and a few others.
I was hoping for raptors and got them.
Would of been cool to see the we got the tech to clone Dino’s from aliens that didn’t think it would be a major problem if humans were able to do this.
You know, admitting the judges are biased and have been bribed would have been a good way to bring the legitimacy of the game into question, possibly justifying the kind of REAL war that the games were supposed to put a stop to. But the humans won anyway even when blatantly and unfairly hobbled, so the entire point is moot.
The spincallers kinda sound like the aboriginal bullroarer. Also, I appreciate the nod to 'Dodgeball' 😂
so much for not letting the humans clone their dinosaurs :p
You did it you crazy son of a bitch you did it........
Well the aliens have they're cloned extinct animals so why not the humans clone extinct dinosaurs.😂
Different universe
The rules stated what kind of weapons allowed in the Arena, but never states how those weapons came to be.
Kermit and purple Janet from Muppets... Lol
CALVARY
Is the hill where Jesus died
CAVALRY
Is mounted units
So nice to see Human errors
That was a really good story I hope you continue to make more.😊👍
Nice, resurrecting the dinos. Who wouldn't want a story like that!
So if Humanity joined this coalition thing like 2 months before this event, did they just make all these dinosaur cavalier units in that 2 months, or was this something they had already been working on?
Probably have a Jurassic World already and trained Dinosaurs for riding by guests.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this sound like what my kin might do. I mean brining t-rex back to life
🎶THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN🎶
🎶 OF ULTIMATE DESTINY 🎶
What an epic story! I hope y'all continue to succeed and produce such amazing content!
THEY DID IT, THE MADLADS ACTUALLY DID IT XD
And this is why the yorpil and zum rah refuse to let humans bring bac dinos. Or genetically engineer dragons
What fun! A prehistoric showdown!!!
Dirtlings...I dig it 😁
Ayo, is that Rexy i saw on the Thumbnail? (Those who get the reference, we're friends now 😂)
Mammalian female alien is clapped in the sci-fi world...well sapien anyway...lol
I could totally see this happening irl.
loved the story and many thanks
More stories from this universe. I want to have my own T. Rex. I’d get all the chicks.
yay!
Deinonychus, the true nightmare.
ROMA, AETERNA, VICTRIX
Good GRIEF I loved this gory story! LOL Excellent! Too much fun! MORE! 🤣👍🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
(Think I need to take a deep look at what motivates me.)
100.....99....wait, there's one missing...lol
Fantastic story.
The images are great!
YESSSSSS
Looks like the military was inspired by Dino-Riders from back in the day pika 😂
Where's mr Rodgers in a sweater and a shortsword? :P yes i'm old...
🤩
War’s been banned!!? Boooo!!!!
And it’s “Cavalry” for old school mounted riders. Modern Cav are scouts, the eyes & ears of the battlefield.
The dino facts are wrong especally in the speed department but fun nun the less great work
Well, seeing what Enjin did with the Indomitus Rec in Jurassic World, it's not inconceivable that we would enhance them a little.
@@michaellinnet6095 on no doubt about that but changes come with downsides and making it double/ triple the running speed and keeping the size and strength is a stretch still a good story though
I like it, but Pilum are Iron age, there roman not spartan. hey are also made to break on impact so there less effective to stab.. well the javalins wtich are trowing spears are bronze and iron age even used in medieval times realy. What you ment was the Dory or Doru witch is the hoplite spear. its not made for trowing though. then again china had crosbows during that time so.. yeah history is funny that way. I love the alien general beeing such a boast full lieing coward. we want a real fight.. thjats why we rigg all of them in our favour. Oh like the fact that this story say if you jump on a spear wall you die. XD
Women in front line combat again. This time with shields and spears where strength is an enemy more important aspect.
Dumb.
Right? Men and women? What is this some fantasy realm with magic??? Women don't fight in war, sure they are nurses and do logistics, and maybe do espionage and some sniper work. But front line battle? No they don't have the power or the fortitude to do that kind of work. Thanks for pointing it out good sir.
What a pair of whiny bitches. Does the thought of a strong woman threaten your masculinity?
I have to say. I absolutely love this channel. The way you have real narrators makes you (usually) leagues above the others. But your absolutely cancerous and often totally inaccurate clickbait thumbnails and titles makes it extremely difficult to pick out actually good stories on your channel. I usually just sort by view count and see if I cand find something good.
Little request: try to abstain using AI images, or at least plastic looking AI stuff
Using obviously AI generated thumbnails successfuly discouraged me to click
Would be nice to have multi channel collaboration story to cross promote lectors, or at least link each other in channel profile
Finding real lectors for HFY stories manually is inconvenient at best
My appeal to every Muslim, my brother or sister, the owner of the channel, I know that it is not my right to comment on your channel, but God is my witness that our circumstances are harsh and forced me to do this. Please forgive me. My brother, there is still a brotherhood of faith. I asked you for a bag of flour. My brother, we women cannot go out among men. There is still a woman with you. My brother, God has honored you. You are men. We are women. We cannot go out or work like you. My brother, where is the brotherhood of faith in your hearts? We are women. There is no brotherhood, no mercy, no compassion, no humanity. And give good tidings to the patient. It is the greatest hope while waiting for what we want. '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' How many times I called and talked and tried hard, but no one responded. Oh man, we are with you. My mother ordered us food from the restaurant. More and today. My mother left. Crying. She said, Why are you crying, my mother? She said, My daughter, I ask. God, that I may be honored by death. She said, Why, my mother. She cursed us. She said, "My daughter, today the restaurant owner insulted me. I said, 'Why?' I said, 'How can I be better than people?' I ask God, my daughter. May God gather me. With death alone, a gathering that is better than this humiliation and this humiliation. It is true. I am saying this. It diminishes my value and respect. But, man. I swear to God that I did not say this. I kiss your boots. I am so hungry that my conscience no longer allows me to let you go and ask us for food. I kiss your boots, man, and I ask you by God Almighty and in the Book of God, man, I kiss your boots, man. He has caused us harm, my brother, so that we can buy a kilo of flour and pay the rent. My brother, have mercy on us. He who is in the show will have mercy on you, He who is in the sky. My brother, this is my WhatsApp number: ~*00967772168484*~. Whoever can help us, message me on WhatsApp. We will send him the full name. He will transfer us as much as he can. May Allah reward you. Allah knows that my family and I, our house rent is 15 thousand Yemeni riyals per month, and now we owe 45 thousand for 3 months. The owner of the house is one of those people who do not have mercy. By Allah, my brother, he comes every day and humiliates us and talks about us and wants to throw us out of the house and into the street because we were unable to pay him the rent. We will have until the end of the week, and if we pay him, he will swear by Allah that he will throw us out into the street without mercy. See my situation for yourselves. I ask you by Allah, the Living, the Eternal, to help me. By Allah, the Almighty, even at night we cannot sleep from fear. We do not have mattresses or blankets to warm ourselves from the cold. Everything is flooded from the rain, and we have no one but Allah and then you. My brothers, I kiss your boots, don’t turn me away empty-handed. Help us with whatever you can. Is it acceptable to you that we live in this place? We are girls and we have no one. Our father died in a car accident. Consider us your daughters and your honor, and help me with whatever you can. May God reward you with good =>[[}>] ^][;&&&//&..,~~~♡♡~~~♡~~♡~•••••~•(･|.}]◤)~♡~♡~;l.i.i.i¡¡.i.i.l.|-.»◇◇.......--.......😢🎉...
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