For a moment, when Warden Valree said "Well, well." - I first thought. "Frieza?" Good video, hopefully there is more stories about Mason and his secret missions.
The human prisoners are incredibly dedicated to maintaining a grip of the prison soap supplies. I do not know what horrors are unleashed once it is dropped on their world but I pray to the pantheon I never find out. I have also learned they can turn practically anything into a shiv or shank. Who knew a that much damage could be caused by some broken glass tied to a plastic fork.
The thing about evolving on a deathworld is that you don't have the means to realize your people have been doing so until you get a chance to leave, and gain an outside measuring point to compare yourself against. Back on old Earth, all we had was our wildlife to compare against - so we ended up thinking we were somewhat small, rather frail and that our endurance and intelligence were all we had going for ourselves. To reiterate; we had thought a constantly changing climate, the atmosphere now-and-again turning violently lethal, perpetual geological instability, crushing gravity, man-eating predators, venomous micro-predators, and the galaxy's most lethal cocktail of viral and microbial life were all completely normal things to grow and develop within. Imagine the chuffed satisfaction of the ones who ventured forth and found that compared to other spacefaring species, we were incredibly robust, blindingly fast and exceedingly deadly in our own right.
@@hallowedbeyourdays Our planet spent a billion years just hammering out Mitochondria. Worlds that didn't do that, or never managed it, would be... lethargic in comparison. Lots of little coincidences made us.
The classic " Do not fight a combat medic" We know every last bone in your body and we are here to help allies ...... dont force us to use that, to have us name every body in you while we break them
@@TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns a big giveaway for ai told stories Is pronunciation of names and non English word's. If they sounds strange or wrong is probably ai. So far only found one ai channel that uses them wel also one of the biggest 😅.
Probably. Considering the methods of ftl propulsion that we as a species have speculated on, they all use some version of force field to maintain hull integrity. And even our moon rockets used a high tensile strength aluminum alloy for the outer skin.
@@mr.neonchef8625Oh really? Because like 99% of these hfy stories sound extremely AI generated, and generally the voices are as well, and the images always are. Sometimes they are entertaining but you have to ignore the janky bits which are all too common... if these aren't AI generated, then whoever wrote them did their best to make them sound like they are, which is a very weird goal.
@@SoSezTheDude I just checked to make sure, apparently both "Moldovan" (two o, no i) and "Moldavian" (o, a, i) are correct. It seems current-day Moldova used to be part of the Principality of Moldavia, whose territories are now held by Moldova and the surrounding countries. Couldn't find anything about "Moldovian" (two o, with i) however.
Nice series starter, I would love to hear some more , especially if Larissa is doing the narration. She can do male voices with ease and doesn't have to force female or non-male voices like the male narrators do. She has an evolutionary advantage. 😂
Just something about someone else reading you a story it's simply calming and easier to receive than if I were to read it myself and it's a picture book 😉 I only wish there were more pictures I like to look at things yeah I'm a pretty simple guy everything is perfect as is I just like pictures
I’m 99% sure this is a repeat story I heard earlier in the year from wat I can remember being from an AI channel. Gud story, just that it needed the human telling the story. Thanx for this.
Their structures were designed to deal with a third of the force that is normal to us. Thinner metals, softer alloys. Also, it seems that force fields were heavily relied upon.
if that's the case then it's better to make the prisoners do the maintenance than risk sending a maintenance team Then getting capture and Becoming a hostage
I was listening to one of your videos, but the moment I clicked to listen to another it popped up saying the account was terminated. Did they think you were stealing someone else's content?
"Tis but a scratch" I was not expecting Monty Python 😂😂😂
He even hopped on one leg 😂
... is merely a flesh wound. 😂
NOBODY expects the Monty Python Reference!
For a moment, when Warden Valree said "Well, well." - I first thought. "Frieza?"
Good video, hopefully there is more stories about Mason and his secret missions.
The human prisoners are incredibly dedicated to maintaining a grip of the prison soap supplies. I do not know what horrors are unleashed once it is dropped on their world but I pray to the pantheon I never find out.
I have also learned they can turn practically anything into a shiv or shank. Who knew a that much damage could be caused by some broken glass tied to a plastic fork.
Who knew a plastic toothbrush could be sharpened against granular concrete to such a sharp point?
Well prisoners have one thing TIME sameone made even a crossbow in a prison and same other prison wappons are also quite genius 😅
They have also made crack pipes from the chicken bones from their dinner.
Humans evolved from fearing what goes bump in the night to become what those things fear.
We Bump Back
The thing about evolving on a deathworld is that you don't have the means to realize your people have been doing so until you get a chance to leave, and gain an outside measuring point to compare yourself against.
Back on old Earth, all we had was our wildlife to compare against - so we ended up thinking we were somewhat small, rather frail and that our endurance and intelligence were all we had going for ourselves.
To reiterate; we had thought a constantly changing climate, the atmosphere now-and-again turning violently lethal, perpetual geological instability, crushing gravity, man-eating predators, venomous micro-predators, and the galaxy's most lethal cocktail of viral and microbial life were all completely normal things to grow and develop within.
Imagine the chuffed satisfaction of the ones who ventured forth and found that compared to other spacefaring species, we were incredibly robust, blindingly fast and exceedingly deadly in our own right.
We own the night
What equivalent to space dinosaur rans away**
Humans: get back here!!!! I should've been the one afraid!!!
@@hallowedbeyourdays Our planet spent a billion years just hammering out Mitochondria. Worlds that didn't do that, or never managed it, would be... lethargic in comparison. Lots of little coincidences made us.
Good to hear your narration again, Larissa.
The classic " Do not fight a combat medic"
We know every last bone in your body and we are here to help allies ...... dont force us to use that, to have us name every body in you while we break them
Replace body with bone
Nicely written and entertaining, without using all the common statements over and over how humans are underestimated. Well done.
Star Killer would be more impressive he destroyed those worlds by hand, but any one can push a button that doesn't make you tough.
It's not always what one is capable of doing that is scary, but what one is willing to do.
Plz be honest. How many hours of just voice acting go into these videos
Id guess : YES
Sounds AI to me
@@TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns real people buddy
@@dabigork really? I've always been bad with that sort of thing maybe it's the monotone of it. Still great stories
@@TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns a big giveaway for ai told stories Is pronunciation of names and non English word's. If they sounds strange or wrong is probably ai. So far only found one ai channel that uses them wel also one of the biggest 😅.
That was a fun story. Thanks to the writers and the narrator!!
Does Mason get crayon as a side dish during his meals
That's reserved for dessert on special holidays
If he is denied it for too long, its got to be a religious violation or something.
Thanks for another good story and fabulous voice acting!!
Thanks! Another great story! 🙂
Thanks!
Yesss. My favorite. I will always love your voice.
Yes, she’s definitely my favorite
I appreciate the camera shot at the beginning to prove that your even cadence isn't just generative AI 😊
Human: "Our planet, our home has done one thing and one thing very well. And that is to make killers."
Great story and brilliant narration, thank you 😊❤
27:19 😂Tis but a scratch
What are they using for starship hulls that are weaker than human ribs?
Ai written non sense
@leonidas0242 that's the thing, it wasn't written by AI
probably some sort of aluminum alloy?
Probably. Considering the methods of ftl propulsion that we as a species have speculated on, they all use some version of force field to maintain hull integrity. And even our moon rockets used a high tensile strength aluminum alloy for the outer skin.
@@mr.neonchef8625Oh really? Because like 99% of these hfy stories sound extremely AI generated, and generally the voices are as well, and the images always are. Sometimes they are entertaining but you have to ignore the janky bits which are all too common... if these aren't AI generated, then whoever wrote them did their best to make them sound like they are, which is a very weird goal.
33:03 Lol, there is a country on earth called Moldova. That Moldovian would be really confused if he met an earth moldovian!
I think they're called Moldovans on Earth, without the "i".
@@lemax6865 I worked with a dude from there, Its Moldavian.
@@SoSezTheDude I just checked to make sure, apparently both "Moldovan" (two o, no i) and "Moldavian" (o, a, i) are correct. It seems current-day Moldova used to be part of the Principality of Moldavia, whose territories are now held by Moldova and the surrounding countries. Couldn't find anything about "Moldovian" (two o, with i) however.
@lemax6865 Well, I guess we were both right then 👍
I just know that's what the guy from there told me.
nice monthy pyton reference 27:07
Another hit. We need to hear more of mason's exploits and dig deeper into the lore of this universe.
Gotta get food before you can store it.
This is one of the best one shots in a while.
Nothing foils plans like an embedded Marine! Great narration, as usual. Happy New Year to all Starbound staff and fans.
Your narrative may have made a new friend 😊
I want to hear more about the eustasian colonies, are they near the tympanic estuary on Malleus-1? :P
Amazing story, thank you so much! NY treat.
Also, anyone else start humming Let it Go at "Frozen fractals"?
Part 2 plz!
Well done! Good story.
Nice series starter, I would love to hear some more , especially if Larissa is doing the narration. She can do male voices with ease and doesn't have to force female or non-male voices like the male narrators do. She has an evolutionary advantage. 😂
I keep expecting and Mason to break into Joe from Family Guy: "Peter..."
well I guess the human did a demonstration how King David, the Giant Slayer, Fights!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can we get bloopers at the end of the story
I love that we're going with John Carter of Mars lore for human biology
I need more of Mason
10:32, For Marines, violence isn't an option or an answer, Violence is a question and the answer is Yes.
Sea otters and green crabs . . . . who would have thought?
the moment he sed redundant systems i thot he was klingon
Humans' ultimate attack: Mansplaining with extreme snark lol
Class dismissed!
Finally Larissa a.k.a HFY girl I am very happy to hear you narrating Starbound HFY stories instead of the guy narrators.
I personally like them all. Each one has their own flavor of narration. Having them just each take a specific universe to narrate would be cool.
She is the voice of their most popular story the R&F saga. What are you on about?
I like it when they do colabs. The different timbers of their voices really make the story pop.
@@T3DRAGOONthat's what I was thinking too. Where does person been LOL
a trap were the target knows it's a trap ... that's not a trap anymore, that's a standoff.
I loved this story
39:05 OH YEAH!
Ok, what are those space-ship hulls made out of, that human skin is tougher than it?
AI needs a pot of work. I appreciate the human voice.
Too much quantum quantum quantum - can you give me a definition of quantum? And it's relatively to the various ways it is used? Otherwise good story 👍
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Just something about someone else reading you a story it's simply calming and easier to receive than if I were to read it myself and it's a picture book 😉 I only wish there were more pictures I like to look at things yeah I'm a pretty simple guy everything is perfect as is I just like pictures
Thanks goddess
I’m 99% sure this is a repeat story I heard earlier in the year from wat I can remember being from an AI channel. Gud story, just that it needed the human telling the story. Thanx for this.
Starbound has their own writers
While the images are AI, gotta alprechiate that the VA are human. But most importantly that the subtitles are not random bullshit
Um what are star ships made of, paper?
Their structures were designed to deal with a third of the force that is normal to us. Thinner metals, softer alloys. Also, it seems that force fields were heavily relied upon.
@@matthewtremain683 yeah that makes sense.
I also agree with relying on some sort of shielding so they can use lighter alloy. Newton's 2nd law also applies in the vacuum of space
Wtf maximum security prison allows the inmates to do maintenance on critical systems?
Might be to their section and not where guards would be
if that's the case then it's better to make the prisoners do the maintenance than risk sending a maintenance team Then getting capture and Becoming a hostage
Not bad. To much on the gravity thing and the warning about death worlder training was repeated.
Did your accountant get deleted by youtube a few days ago? Wtf happened?
yeah, we’re back now though :)
I was listening to one of your videos, but the moment I clicked to listen to another it popped up saying the account was terminated. Did they think you were stealing someone else's content?
I'm not with that "they them" crap
This dude is probably just a nerd with everything he keeps talking about
First!!!
That constant moaning in the background is not helpful.
The excessive amount of commercials has made this the last video from this channel I click on.
Lol
second
forth
EZ on the 👀 and EZ on the ears 🔥
Moldovians :)))
AI is gonna put you out if a job the next 3 years :/