Alien Threatens A Deathworlder In Galactic Jail, Instantly Regrets It | Best HFY Stories

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  • @suzettewilliams1758
    @suzettewilliams1758 22 дні тому +72

    "Tis but a scratch" I was not expecting Monty Python 😂😂😂

    • @skyephoenix801
      @skyephoenix801 22 дні тому +5

      He even hopped on one leg 😂

    • @kennyFF033
      @kennyFF033 20 днів тому +1

      ... is merely a flesh wound. 😂

    • @Storel79
      @Storel79 15 днів тому

      NOBODY expects the Monty Python Reference!

  • @MarkATorres1989
    @MarkATorres1989 22 дні тому +15

    For a moment, when Warden Valree said "Well, well." - I first thought. "Frieza?"
    Good video, hopefully there is more stories about Mason and his secret missions.

  • @randomcenturion7264
    @randomcenturion7264 23 дні тому +58

    The human prisoners are incredibly dedicated to maintaining a grip of the prison soap supplies. I do not know what horrors are unleashed once it is dropped on their world but I pray to the pantheon I never find out.
    I have also learned they can turn practically anything into a shiv or shank. Who knew a that much damage could be caused by some broken glass tied to a plastic fork.

    • @danielbuie6878
      @danielbuie6878 22 дні тому +5

      Who knew a plastic toothbrush could be sharpened against granular concrete to such a sharp point?

    • @TheLtVoss
      @TheLtVoss 22 дні тому +3

      Well prisoners have one thing TIME sameone made even a crossbow in a prison and same other prison wappons are also quite genius 😅

    • @chrisleach4245
      @chrisleach4245 11 днів тому

      They have also made crack pipes from the chicken bones from their dinner.

  • @I3igI3adW0lf
    @I3igI3adW0lf 23 дні тому +41

    Humans evolved from fearing what goes bump in the night to become what those things fear.

    • @ZombiePumps
      @ZombiePumps 22 дні тому +7

      We Bump Back

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 22 дні тому +6

      The thing about evolving on a deathworld is that you don't have the means to realize your people have been doing so until you get a chance to leave, and gain an outside measuring point to compare yourself against.
      Back on old Earth, all we had was our wildlife to compare against - so we ended up thinking we were somewhat small, rather frail and that our endurance and intelligence were all we had going for ourselves.
      To reiterate; we had thought a constantly changing climate, the atmosphere now-and-again turning violently lethal, perpetual geological instability, crushing gravity, man-eating predators, venomous micro-predators, and the galaxy's most lethal cocktail of viral and microbial life were all completely normal things to grow and develop within.
      Imagine the chuffed satisfaction of the ones who ventured forth and found that compared to other spacefaring species, we were incredibly robust, blindingly fast and exceedingly deadly in our own right.

    • @Saanonymous80
      @Saanonymous80 22 дні тому +2

      We own the night

    • @stalinsoulz7872
      @stalinsoulz7872 20 днів тому +1

      What equivalent to space dinosaur rans away**
      Humans: get back here!!!! I should've been the one afraid!!!

    • @IamCoalfoot
      @IamCoalfoot 19 днів тому +4

      @@hallowedbeyourdays Our planet spent a billion years just hammering out Mitochondria. Worlds that didn't do that, or never managed it, would be... lethargic in comparison. Lots of little coincidences made us.

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae 23 дні тому +34

    Good to hear your narration again, Larissa.

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 22 дні тому +19

    The classic " Do not fight a combat medic"
    We know every last bone in your body and we are here to help allies ...... dont force us to use that, to have us name every body in you while we break them

  • @Psalmster023
    @Psalmster023 22 дні тому +8

    Nicely written and entertaining, without using all the common statements over and over how humans are underestimated. Well done.

  • @TheJadeFist
    @TheJadeFist 22 дні тому +21

    Star Killer would be more impressive he destroyed those worlds by hand, but any one can push a button that doesn't make you tough.

    • @MrErtwer
      @MrErtwer 11 днів тому

      It's not always what one is capable of doing that is scary, but what one is willing to do.

  • @LVAlpha609
    @LVAlpha609 23 дні тому +70

    Plz be honest. How many hours of just voice acting go into these videos

    • @lacucaracha111111
      @lacucaracha111111 22 дні тому +12

      Id guess : YES

    • @TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns
      @TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns 22 дні тому +8

      Sounds AI to me

    • @dabigork
      @dabigork 22 дні тому +13

      ​@@TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns real people buddy

    • @TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns
      @TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns 22 дні тому +5

      @@dabigork really? I've always been bad with that sort of thing maybe it's the monotone of it. Still great stories

    • @scgimmly
      @scgimmly 22 дні тому +1

      ​@@TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns a big giveaway for ai told stories Is pronunciation of names and non English word's. If they sounds strange or wrong is probably ai. So far only found one ai channel that uses them wel also one of the biggest 😅.

  • @tufelhunden5795
    @tufelhunden5795 23 дні тому +6

    That was a fun story. Thanks to the writers and the narrator!!

  • @HrLBolle
    @HrLBolle 23 дні тому +33

    Does Mason get crayon as a side dish during his meals

    • @Saanonymous80
      @Saanonymous80 22 дні тому +12

      That's reserved for dessert on special holidays

    • @AnAngryRedGummyBear
      @AnAngryRedGummyBear 22 дні тому +6

      If he is denied it for too long, its got to be a religious violation or something.

  • @goodcitizen64
    @goodcitizen64 22 дні тому +2

    Thanks for another good story and fabulous voice acting!!

  • @PhilipSfalanga
    @PhilipSfalanga 22 дні тому +2

    Thanks! Another great story! 🙂

  • @harronlor4345
    @harronlor4345 22 дні тому +2

    Thanks!

  • @Mariozehner
    @Mariozehner 22 дні тому +6

    Yesss. My favorite. I will always love your voice.

  • @MissleLaunch
    @MissleLaunch 23 дні тому +18

    I appreciate the camera shot at the beginning to prove that your even cadence isn't just generative AI 😊

  • @009dracko
    @009dracko 22 дні тому +5

    Human: "Our planet, our home has done one thing and one thing very well. And that is to make killers."

  • @geofthompson3844
    @geofthompson3844 22 дні тому +2

    Great story and brilliant narration, thank you 😊❤

  • @ZombiePumps
    @ZombiePumps 22 дні тому +7

    27:19 😂Tis but a scratch

  • @noppornwongrassamee8941
    @noppornwongrassamee8941 23 дні тому +18

    What are they using for starship hulls that are weaker than human ribs?

    • @leonidas0242
      @leonidas0242 22 дні тому +4

      Ai written non sense

    • @mr.neonchef8625
      @mr.neonchef8625 22 дні тому +2

      ​@leonidas0242 that's the thing, it wasn't written by AI

    • @the_pelican_real
      @the_pelican_real 22 дні тому +2

      probably some sort of aluminum alloy?

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 22 дні тому +3

      Probably. Considering the methods of ftl propulsion that we as a species have speculated on, they all use some version of force field to maintain hull integrity. And even our moon rockets used a high tensile strength aluminum alloy for the outer skin.

    • @NexusBladeGaming
      @NexusBladeGaming 22 дні тому +1

      @@mr.neonchef8625Oh really? Because like 99% of these hfy stories sound extremely AI generated, and generally the voices are as well, and the images always are. Sometimes they are entertaining but you have to ignore the janky bits which are all too common... if these aren't AI generated, then whoever wrote them did their best to make them sound like they are, which is a very weird goal.

  • @SoSezTheDude
    @SoSezTheDude 23 дні тому +17

    33:03 Lol, there is a country on earth called Moldova. That Moldovian would be really confused if he met an earth moldovian!

    • @lemax6865
      @lemax6865 22 дні тому +5

      I think they're called Moldovans on Earth, without the "i".

    • @SoSezTheDude
      @SoSezTheDude 22 дні тому +5

      @@lemax6865 I worked with a dude from there, Its Moldavian.

    • @lemax6865
      @lemax6865 21 день тому +2

      @@SoSezTheDude I just checked to make sure, apparently both "Moldovan" (two o, no i) and "Moldavian" (o, a, i) are correct. It seems current-day Moldova used to be part of the Principality of Moldavia, whose territories are now held by Moldova and the surrounding countries. Couldn't find anything about "Moldovian" (two o, with i) however.

    • @SoSezTheDude
      @SoSezTheDude 21 день тому +1

      @lemax6865 Well, I guess we were both right then 👍
      I just know that's what the guy from there told me.

  • @Playerk125
    @Playerk125 23 дні тому +8

    nice monthy pyton reference 27:07

  • @RedDadRedemption
    @RedDadRedemption 22 дні тому +2

    Another hit. We need to hear more of mason's exploits and dig deeper into the lore of this universe.

  • @TR1P0DL1F3
    @TR1P0DL1F3 23 дні тому +7

    Gotta get food before you can store it.

  • @DLOFT002
    @DLOFT002 22 дні тому +1

    This is one of the best one shots in a while.

  • @kennyFF033
    @kennyFF033 20 днів тому

    Nothing foils plans like an embedded Marine! Great narration, as usual. Happy New Year to all Starbound staff and fans.

  • @jpatchin7405
    @jpatchin7405 16 днів тому +1

    Your narrative may have made a new friend 😊

  • @Azmodon
    @Azmodon 23 дні тому +5

    I want to hear more about the eustasian colonies, are they near the tympanic estuary on Malleus-1? :P

  • @DannyBanks-g5f
    @DannyBanks-g5f 22 дні тому +1

    Amazing story, thank you so much! NY treat.
    Also, anyone else start humming Let it Go at "Frozen fractals"?

  • @eclipsebrightstar8671
    @eclipsebrightstar8671 22 дні тому +3

    Part 2 plz!

  • @garyhendershot9153
    @garyhendershot9153 19 днів тому

    Well done! Good story.

  • @markknight5178
    @markknight5178 22 дні тому +2

    Nice series starter, I would love to hear some more , especially if Larissa is doing the narration. She can do male voices with ease and doesn't have to force female or non-male voices like the male narrators do. She has an evolutionary advantage. 😂

  • @brians.5520
    @brians.5520 22 дні тому +1

    I keep expecting and Mason to break into Joe from Family Guy: "Peter..."

  • @ManuelPinner
    @ManuelPinner 23 дні тому +3

    well I guess the human did a demonstration how King David, the Giant Slayer, Fights!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshmcdaniel6193
    @joshmcdaniel6193 22 дні тому +4

    Can we get bloopers at the end of the story

  • @sethcole9154
    @sethcole9154 21 день тому

    I love that we're going with John Carter of Mars lore for human biology

  • @Ajthenightwalker
    @Ajthenightwalker 22 дні тому +3

    I need more of Mason

  • @adriansantiagojr.8378
    @adriansantiagojr.8378 6 днів тому

    10:32, For Marines, violence isn't an option or an answer, Violence is a question and the answer is Yes.

  • @silverbird425
    @silverbird425 22 дні тому +1

    Sea otters and green crabs . . . . who would have thought?

  • @shootahgun
    @shootahgun 22 дні тому +1

    the moment he sed redundant systems i thot he was klingon

  • @christopherbrummet4997
    @christopherbrummet4997 19 днів тому

    Humans' ultimate attack: Mansplaining with extreme snark lol

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar 22 дні тому +1

    Class dismissed!

  • @Nobody-hf8lp
    @Nobody-hf8lp 23 дні тому +11

    Finally Larissa a.k.a HFY girl I am very happy to hear you narrating Starbound HFY stories instead of the guy narrators.

    • @monmusumaster
      @monmusumaster 23 дні тому +4

      I personally like them all. Each one has their own flavor of narration. Having them just each take a specific universe to narrate would be cool.

    • @T3DRAGOON
      @T3DRAGOON 23 дні тому +4

      She is the voice of their most popular story the R&F saga. What are you on about?

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 22 дні тому

      I like it when they do colabs. The different timbers of their voices really make the story pop.

    • @fire_ant_187x7
      @fire_ant_187x7 20 днів тому

      ​@@T3DRAGOONthat's what I was thinking too. Where does person been LOL

  • @logangraham2956
    @logangraham2956 21 день тому

    a trap were the target knows it's a trap ... that's not a trap anymore, that's a standoff.

  • @davidsherwen5245
    @davidsherwen5245 22 дні тому

    I loved this story

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 22 дні тому +1

    39:05 OH YEAH!

  • @jakobmikota1543
    @jakobmikota1543 21 день тому

    Ok, what are those space-ship hulls made out of, that human skin is tougher than it?

  • @CarolKessler-p2z
    @CarolKessler-p2z 14 днів тому

    AI needs a pot of work. I appreciate the human voice.

  • @AndyCaley
    @AndyCaley 22 дні тому +4

    Too much quantum quantum quantum - can you give me a definition of quantum? And it's relatively to the various ways it is used? Otherwise good story 👍

  • @rossphillips7843
    @rossphillips7843 22 дні тому +3

    Hello from Alabama💖YOU

  • @ProjectHades999
    @ProjectHades999 10 днів тому

    Just something about someone else reading you a story it's simply calming and easier to receive than if I were to read it myself and it's a picture book 😉 I only wish there were more pictures I like to look at things yeah I'm a pretty simple guy everything is perfect as is I just like pictures

  • @mensch58306
    @mensch58306 13 днів тому

    Thanks goddess

  • @baileydombroskie3046
    @baileydombroskie3046 22 дні тому +1

    I’m 99% sure this is a repeat story I heard earlier in the year from wat I can remember being from an AI channel. Gud story, just that it needed the human telling the story. Thanx for this.

  • @SlimeyZockt
    @SlimeyZockt 19 днів тому

    While the images are AI, gotta alprechiate that the VA are human. But most importantly that the subtitles are not random bullshit

  • @TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns
    @TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns 22 дні тому +2

    Um what are star ships made of, paper?

    • @matthewtremain683
      @matthewtremain683 22 дні тому +2

      Their structures were designed to deal with a third of the force that is normal to us. Thinner metals, softer alloys. Also, it seems that force fields were heavily relied upon.

    • @TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns
      @TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns 22 дні тому +1

      @@matthewtremain683 yeah that makes sense.

    • @jasonsamilton1659
      @jasonsamilton1659 21 день тому

      I also agree with relying on some sort of shielding so they can use lighter alloy. Newton's 2nd law also applies in the vacuum of space

  • @tzmmm
    @tzmmm 22 дні тому +3

    Wtf maximum security prison allows the inmates to do maintenance on critical systems?

    • @343sinbad
      @343sinbad 21 день тому +1

      Might be to their section and not where guards would be

    • @kennethmana3103
      @kennethmana3103 21 день тому +1

      if that's the case then it's better to make the prisoners do the maintenance than risk sending a maintenance team Then getting capture and Becoming a hostage

  • @wonttell4873
    @wonttell4873 16 днів тому

    Not bad. To much on the gravity thing and the warning about death worlder training was repeated.

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman 3 дні тому

    Did your accountant get deleted by youtube a few days ago? Wtf happened?

    • @StarboundHFY
      @StarboundHFY  3 дні тому

      yeah, we’re back now though :)

    • @ReaIHuman
      @ReaIHuman 2 дні тому

      I was listening to one of your videos, but the moment I clicked to listen to another it popped up saying the account was terminated. Did they think you were stealing someone else's content?

  • @TechTyler88
    @TechTyler88 22 дні тому +1

    I'm not with that "they them" crap

  • @ericmorris3948
    @ericmorris3948 16 днів тому

    This dude is probably just a nerd with everything he keeps talking about

  • @jamesaaron1533
    @jamesaaron1533 23 дні тому +4

    First!!!

  • @selador11
    @selador11 22 дні тому +1

    That constant moaning in the background is not helpful.

  • @hardlife3844
    @hardlife3844 21 день тому

    The excessive amount of commercials has made this the last video from this channel I click on.

  • @killer13324
    @killer13324 23 дні тому +2

    second

  • @donniejo8888
    @donniejo8888 23 дні тому +2

    forth

  • @Skunk1982
    @Skunk1982 12 днів тому

    EZ on the 👀 and EZ on the ears 🔥

  • @PitbullSMD
    @PitbullSMD 16 днів тому

    Moldovians :)))

  • @SlashDotDash121
    @SlashDotDash121 22 дні тому +1

    AI is gonna put you out if a job the next 3 years :/