I was doing the EGGSALT HQ mission and I saw an EGGSALT inspecting the floor. "Dude... check out this wood man..." "Steve, XCOM is here! Are you high? You promised me you'd quit!" "Dude... we should get this wood for our HQ..." "Steve, this _is_ our HQ." "Whoa, man, that's awesome..."
2:00 "Oh, man..." "Jim?" "Ohhhhhh, man~" "Jim, dude, are you okay?" "Fred." "Yeah?" "Y-You feelin' this?" "... What?" "This stuff... Dude, it's so good, dude..." "It's just wood, Jim-" "It isn't JUST wood! It's... It's my wood..." "Jim." "It's so good, Fred... It's so fucking good..." "Jim, you're scaring me." "I can hear it... speaking to me. 'Touch me, Jim. Feel everything I am'." "Get off the floor, Jim."
Some favorite quotes: "Time to rev up the Doorn machine. Chugga chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga. Choo choo chiboogey" "Queen Sally The Terrible. Someone at alien high command is getting fired after this." And HAM Solo of course. Keep it comin.
I must have first watched this series more than five years ago, because I was definitely there for the release of #8. At the time, it was the funniest fucking shit I'd ever seen. I've gone through these a couple more times since then, and I'm going back in for another run for the first time in a year or so. These are seriously some of my favorite videos on the platform, and I just wanted to thank you for making them, if you see this. Absolutely legendary content.
OH my god, HOW does this vid not have 1 million views by now?? I must have re-watched it about 6 times already... cat calliope, thank you SO much for making this. I'm gonna be sharing this with as many people as I can. I'm really, _really_ looking forward to seeing what else you come up with! Also: 27:28 WHAT the FUCK? *can't stop laughing* Bradford: "...no Vahlen, dammit, I'M using the internet!" You nearly killed me there. I had to pause the video just to calm the fuck down. ^^ I've also been chanting "Here comes the money, money-money-mon-eyyy~ Oh yeaaaah~ :3" at random things in my day. Wow. Just wow. Moar!
Setokaiva Thanks Setokaiva, really appreciate it-- It's all Beagle! I'm working on the next one, it'll be coming soon! And Bradford hitting the floor of Mission Control with a broom to try to get Vahlen in the lab block off the land line... love it.
To this day, the exchange of "I hope they brought more than that" and Beagle going "They did, it's around the corner behind that tank" always makes me chuckle the hardest
Y'know what, I've watched these several times and never even hit "like". Watching again and making up for that now, appreciate the effort - especially the slicing up of the Godzilla movie rant later on, and the German friendly part 3.
Thanks so much for posting this. I didn't know about TNX until pretty late in the game and even then I've only caught a couple streams here and there. I saw a few of these as they happened but I feel like I've missed out on so much
6:46 "Can you imagine dying with blue hair?" First think that came to mind was Life is Strange... SPOILER ALERT CHLOE STOP F*CKING DYING eVERY TWO SECOND JFC!!!
"King Drone's gonna hit for 8 more than a regular drone, well, I just tanked a Mechtoid, so it should be okay right?" Beaglerush, you sound a bit cocky there.
"King Drone hits for 8 more damage than a normal drone, well I just tanked a Mechtoid so I should be fine." DAMN! Sick burn! Edit: Yes, I am aware I posted two of the same comments. I like my newer comment more.
Does anyone happen to remember which beta version of LW this was? Been wanting to do a Long War campaign lately but I also want to play around with pre-nerf proximity mines
I think it was mostly b14F. But it lasted through several new versions, that's how Shade got her extra perks. IIRC B15 was where the MEC nerf kicked in.
TenTonMuffin Thanks! Yes, I do intend to keep up on it as best I can. It takes a long time but I'm sure I've gotten the most enjoyment out of this video of anyone who's watched it :)
omghegotagun its a mod for the game, makes the game longer (duh) as well as "introduces more than 700 changes, large and small, to the vanilla version of the game" there's a link to the nexus page in the description
Beaglegasm at 9:30 everyone.
Complete, with your post-coital cough and shaky legs.
Nate Ring Oh my god, I heard the proxi mine launch and my jaw dropped..
+Nate Ring It was to krip for him so he started croaking.
+Nate Ring Was gonna say, was it good for you too Beags?
I looked forever for this. Remember seeing it live.
I was doing the EGGSALT HQ mission and I saw an EGGSALT inspecting the floor.
"Dude... check out this wood man..."
"Steve, XCOM is here! Are you high? You promised me you'd quit!"
"Dude... we should get this wood for our HQ..."
"Steve, this _is_ our HQ."
"Whoa, man, that's awesome..."
Mahogany Man finally got his dream
2:00
"Oh, man..."
"Jim?"
"Ohhhhhh, man~"
"Jim, dude, are you okay?"
"Fred."
"Yeah?"
"Y-You feelin' this?"
"... What?"
"This stuff... Dude, it's so good, dude..."
"It's just wood, Jim-"
"It isn't JUST wood! It's... It's my wood..."
"Jim."
"It's so good, Fred... It's so fucking good..."
"Jim, you're scaring me."
"I can hear it... speaking to me. 'Touch me, Jim. Feel everything I am'."
"Get off the floor, Jim."
ThrustingTurtlez "Jim, are you high?"
"Jim, I think you're overdosing."
I love how the beginning clip is just him failing to count.
9:44 And that, kids, is what ecstasy feels like
Telling drugs to do kids 5Head
wait fuck
Some favorite quotes:
"Time to rev up the Doorn machine. Chugga chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga. Choo choo chiboogey"
"Queen Sally The Terrible. Someone at alien high command is getting fired after this."
And HAM Solo of course.
Keep it comin.
"No! No - Close Range!!" - When the Ethereal steals all the Overwatch with Lightning Reflexes at 15:50.
My favourite quote in this video.
11:46
WHAT
Wow those guys at long war were pretty sadistic.
I must have first watched this series more than five years ago, because I was definitely there for the release of #8. At the time, it was the funniest fucking shit I'd ever seen. I've gone through these a couple more times since then, and I'm going back in for another run for the first time in a year or so. These are seriously some of my favorite videos on the platform, and I just wanted to thank you for making them, if you see this. Absolutely legendary content.
Thanks! I still watch them from time to time myself too haha, I'm very glad they're still bringing some other people out there laughs too
Meant every word. Thanks again.
OH my god, HOW does this vid not have 1 million views by now?? I must have re-watched it about 6 times already... cat calliope, thank you SO much for making this. I'm gonna be sharing this with as many people as I can. I'm really, _really_ looking forward to seeing what else you come up with!
Also:
27:28 WHAT the FUCK? *can't stop laughing*
Bradford: "...no Vahlen, dammit, I'M using the internet!"
You nearly killed me there. I had to pause the video just to calm the fuck down. ^^ I've also been chanting "Here comes the money, money-money-mon-eyyy~ Oh yeaaaah~ :3" at random things in my day. Wow. Just wow. Moar!
Setokaiva Thanks Setokaiva, really appreciate it-- It's all Beagle! I'm working on the next one, it'll be coming soon!
And Bradford hitting the floor of Mission Control with a broom to try to get Vahlen in the lab block off the land line... love it.
What episode is 21:23?
-Liked what I saw
-Enjoyed the video and the content
-Subscribed to BeagleRush.
What'd we learn?
Depends, do you realize that beagle would never make something as comprehensive as this?
If you ever wanted to know - 9:30+ is Beagle Orgasm.....
I didn't. Now, I have to live with this memory. god help me.
If there's anything I don't miss in XCOM 2 it's the sub-tile aiming with explosives. That was tedious.
XCOM's finest moment 9:45
To this day, the exchange of "I hope they brought more than that" and Beagle going "They did, it's around the corner behind that tank" always makes me chuckle the hardest
HE prepared for the fist breach my fav part lol
ahahaha, MECT "charging" ability is called One For All... now, who is a reference and who is the original?
9:40 is the most amazing thing ever ! XD
Ah man the golden months of XCOM, so many memories, so many dead Sectoids :D
It was a simpler time.
LONG RANGE??
thats my line
So glad I watched this - so many great moments I've missed xD
Praise Queen Sally!
Coming back to these for the first time in a while, just to get more of Beagle subitizing.
Y'know what, I've watched these several times and never even hit "like". Watching again and making up for that now, appreciate the effort - especially the slicing up of the Godzilla movie rant later on, and the German friendly part 3.
"That's terrible and gruesome".
*screenshot sound*
23:23 gets me every time. I don't know why, just... shen, lol.
I only wish chat replay came a year sooner, also that his vods went back this far.
Thanks so much for posting this. I didn't know about TNX until pretty late in the game and even then I've only caught a couple streams here and there. I saw a few of these as they happened but I feel like I've missed out on so much
God, I miss Beags content like this. I never can seem to catch him live these days.
I never played Long War... Holy sheet those are some huge pods.
Yeah, sometimes it be like that.
6:46 "Can you imagine dying with blue hair?" First think that came to mind was Life is Strange...
SPOILER ALERT
CHLOE STOP F*CKING DYING eVERY TWO SECOND JFC!!!
"King Drone's gonna hit for 8 more than a regular drone, well, I just tanked a Mechtoid, so it should be okay right?"
Beaglerush, you sound a bit cocky there.
2:00 he's lost a contact lens.
I never seen Sectopod hit the ground so gently like a freaking lego x D
Long War looks like a fucking nightmare
Thanks to Beags, I now say "beep boop" before every sniper shot.
#BlameJC
JC Lewis "If JC Says it, it has to be true" "Oh its not going to burn, its Elerium, its not like its made of Coal" "JC YOU FUCKER!"
lol
lord6617 "Oh no, what if it hits the power source?!-- oh wait, it's ok, I took it on the chin."
cat calliope She was like "Nooooooo! You can't hit the power source!"
+JC Lewis OH MY GOD JC A BOMB!
fuck wrong game
I got so mad when you edited away from him burning all the mutons. I feel the xcom equivalent of blue balls
Reven619 You mean at 7:30?
@@catcalliope3737 Yeah man, watching this 4 years later and got blue balled
Holy fuck nevermind
@@mrlama1993 lol
"King Drone hits for 8 more damage than a normal drone, well I just tanked a Mechtoid so I should be fine."
DAMN! Sick burn!
Edit: Yes, I am aware I posted two of the same comments. I like my newer comment more.
20:17 IT REALLY WAS A *BATTLE* SCANNER
They should give Outsiders jumpy legs, he said. It will be fun, he said.
Oh Beagle, why???
Keep in mind Beagle did help make escalation a Xcom mod that puts even long war to shame in difficulty
@@dbfan199 LWR?
Nah, AlexD will NEVAH miss a 93%.
10:50 What is this, Xcom 2?
Oh wait, that's missing on 97% and hitting on 98%.
Still.
just the way man took down a wall just to see this bigass sectopod chilling
This entire thing is goddamn glorious.
10:51
That's XCOM, baby...
13:36 Oh hello, the suppressing Floater is here.
Does anyone happen to remember which beta version of LW this was? Been wanting to do a Long War campaign lately but I also want to play around with pre-nerf proximity mines
I think it was mostly b14F. But it lasted through several new versions, that's how Shade got her extra perks. IIRC B15 was where the MEC nerf kicked in.
Beagle also likes this video.
There was some real epic moments in there.
Holy shit, beagle needs to keep up with his damn youtube campaign. I wish he would just upload his twitch pays :,(
and then i was all like, "Close range?"
btw..... why the game doesnt end, even that you mindcontrol the last alien ?
Beagles puns could kill a uber etherial
Real talk. That train yard is a death sentence.
You mean the Mumbai train yard not that train yard
Thanks for making this. Was funny as hell. :D
Thank you so much for making this!!
Beages experienced pure nirvana at 10 mins into the vid lol!
Do you plan on making more of these as time goes on? Because this was fucking great.
TenTonMuffin Thanks! Yes, I do intend to keep up on it as best I can. It takes a long time but I'm sure I've gotten the most enjoyment out of this video of anyone who's watched it :)
cat calliope Yep. Beagle at his finest. Great job, sir.
21:11 *Insert Transformers Prime reference here*
JC I needed that!!
Wow that's a flashback
I miss this
oh man this banter is soooo funy
So what stream is this fun this seems very fun to watch fully.
kinda crazy how hard beagle came at 10:00
Punch someone ? I AM GOING TO FIST YOU ROGAL
Close Range!?
12:55 "Can I keep it?"
Awesome job editing this stuff!
29:14 "lets go stay at the YMCA"
6:46 Just ask Chloe. Oh wait...
This is the best channel.
Anyone know what mods he's using in this comp?
why would you send the trash compactor to us? we aint takin it 6:58
7:59 Abduction ships in a shellnut
lol did anybody find out what they intended that exalt animation at 2.05 for?
Keep those videous up fellow Beagle fan.
At 9:40 is when you get blown for the first time.
love the vid and i really love this game!!
he needs to go fast ? but .... but red ones go fasta ....
What is the long war campaign?
omghegotagun its a mod for the game, makes the game longer (duh) as well as "introduces more than 700 changes, large and small, to the vanilla version of the game"
there's a link to the nexus page in the description
anyoen knows what mods is he using, if any ?
If none then i need a better PC
+christophe varengo long war
Ultimate Pielord I meant, graphical mods.
Uh the camo mod IIRC
No fucking way hacking that king drone hahahaha
klumpos I really wish you could keep those in your roster after battles. That things damage was horrifying.
1:27 is the best moment :D
10:51 Bruh imagine missing a shot by 1%
Very good !
4:27 ; 8:00 that brilliant
LumpySpacePrinces...
14:57 If at first you don't succeed, apply another 20k psi to the face.
18:41 OMG WHAT, HAHAHAHA!
29:23 O_O
What difficulty does Beaglerush play Long War on?
+PwnzezXIII Ironman Impossible
Holy crap, really? Even normal Long War seems extremely difficult. Respect to Beagle, for being so chill and fun despite the difficulty.
Still entertaining.
9:40 I loled hard!
Base assault soon fellow S.T.A.L.K.E.R
I love you.
OMG THIS IS TOO GOOD XD!
chuga chuga choo choo chaboogie
20:05 WTF HAPPENED THERE?
26:10 ayy baby wanna lmao
👏😁
Who watching in 2024
20:00 WTF?!?!??!?!!
I am openly racist