Voting by Mail: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Опубліковано 30 тра 2020
  • With the 2020 presidential election nearing and a pandemic in full swing, John Oliver discusses why voting by mail is necessary, the fearmongering surrounding it, and why we need to start planning for November right now.
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  • @johnnyappleseed4279
    @johnnyappleseed4279 4 роки тому +528

    I love how they can acknowledge that a higher voter participation can go in the democrats favor. Imagine thinking that having a higher voter participation is a bad thing. Quite the democracy we have going

    • @anix712
      @anix712 4 роки тому +41

      @@monochromaticspider Because the people who vote for them don't believe, or simply don't care that they're actually the minority (politically). They only care if they win.

    • @Avatarbee
      @Avatarbee 4 роки тому +19

      Watch the rules for rulers video. It talks about majority suppression in democracys (amongst other things) Kinda insane that they flatout admit it.

    • @whitetigr8337
      @whitetigr8337 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah, they used to try to keep this shit more under wraps, but I guess these days they're more willing to say out-loud what they're thinking. Guess they figure if they have the government enough by the balls, then they can be as brazen and outrageous as they want and nobody can stop them. At this point, they feel they have a good deal of power, so they feel entitled to admit that the reason they don't want mail-in voting is because (they think that) it would work against them.
      I appreciate you bringing this up, because it really says everything about the Republican party you need to know: They don't care about the will of the majority. And that they are anti-democracy. And if they don't care about the will of the people as a whole, then the only other reasonable conclusion is that they care about themselves: Power, money, or whatever else they get for being in office, or for supporting those in office...that's what they care about. They care about GETTING something from their country, not about giving. Contrast that with what John F. Kennedy once said, "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country."
      They've lied to us. They've stolen livelihoods from us. And they've told us it's our own fault. So this November, let's show them what we're made of. Let's give them the ass-kicking they deserve. 💪👊🤙

    • @Shawk95
      @Shawk95 4 роки тому +9

      Republicans seem to be highly scared of democracy. LOL

    • @edwardzignot2681
      @edwardzignot2681 4 роки тому +5

      Republicans are the enemies of Democracy, what other conclusion can be drawn. They only care about keeping power.

  • @toothpastehombre
    @toothpastehombre 4 роки тому +524

    Oregonian here - we've had vote by mail for nearly 15 years. 15. Years. With next to zero problems. It is convenient. It is comprehensive. It is accessible. It is representative of the people. It is democratic. It is secure.

    • @Arutha258
      @Arutha258 4 роки тому +17

      @first last *Democratic republic

    • @Arutha258
      @Arutha258 4 роки тому +46

      @first last And furthermore. Our Constitution says every citizen has the right to vote. So if you truly agree with our Constitution, then you disagree with not letting citizens vote. This includes felons.

    • @zmdumpbox2340
      @zmdumpbox2340 4 роки тому +8

      All things ruling conservatives abhor, apparently.

    • @AnEnemySpy456
      @AnEnemySpy456 4 роки тому +38

      We have it in Washington too. Anyone telling you vote by mail is dangerous just doesn't want you to vote.

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 4 роки тому +16

      ​@first last We also get a couple weeks to look over and research everything and everyone on the ballot before sending it in.
      We also get to look online how our vote was counted to make sure they didn't miscount it. That's a big deal.
      Everyone who tries to take democracy out of this country should hang. By the neck. Until dead. Traitors should die. I'll personally buy the rope.

  • @michael_mcgowan
    @michael_mcgowan 3 роки тому +384

    As an aspiring artist, I actually have many fully functioning pencils and I know exactly where my pencil sharpener is, so I thought to myself, "I'm not living in a fantasy land." But, then I remembered I'm an aspiring artist... Well played, Mr. Oliver. Well played.

    • @hypernovaneedsachillpill7088
      @hypernovaneedsachillpill7088 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @amelancholylady9109
      @amelancholylady9109 3 роки тому +8

      exactly the joke I was about to make as a graphic designer 😂

    • @noahgray543
      @noahgray543 2 роки тому +22

      "An aspiring artist is just an author before they get their obligatory drinking problem."
      - Stephen King
      Ok, Stephen King didn't actually say that, it was just my first thought when I read, "I'm an aspiring artist." But it sounds better if he said it.

    • @MisatoBestWoman
      @MisatoBestWoman Рік тому

      Same …

    • @imac.13
      @imac.13 Рік тому +5

      I know for a fact that I have pencil sharpeners, I'm still in school and an artist, but I could only find my one broken sharpener when he said that.

  • @monmon1741
    @monmon1741 3 роки тому +748

    It’s 2 weeks after the 2020 presidential election. This aged like fine wine Mr.Oliver.

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 3 роки тому +2

      @lit lit that's fine, he's a Sewage Treatment Plant now.

    • @emvandermeulen1908
      @emvandermeulen1908 3 роки тому +17

      It’s 7 weeks after the election. He certainly got the taking a dump on stage part right.

    • @aethelwolfe3539
      @aethelwolfe3539 3 роки тому

      Aethel Wolfe
      “The press controlled state” by Charlamagne.
      m.ua-cam.com/video/K-g8yktEmmc/v-deo.html

    • @clarkwatson3217
      @clarkwatson3217 3 роки тому +1

      Fine wine ? Trump was right democrats stole the election by not giving an inch on verification of signatures on mail ballots

    • @monmon1741
      @monmon1741 3 роки тому +25

      @@clarkwatson3217 lmao you still on this fraud mess 🤪

  • @Vinciini83
    @Vinciini83 4 роки тому +1762

    Calling Tucker Carlson a 'Human Boat-Shoe' is probably one of the greatest, deepest, and most intricately-layered insults I have ever heard. It effectively sums up the man's class, his entitled arrogance, his shallow existence, his actual relatability to his fellow Americans, and the microscopic value of all those parts in summation to reality. Bravo!

    • @junkejinx6226
      @junkejinx6226 4 роки тому +72

      He called him a wanker without actually saying it 😂 w-anchor

    • @braxinIV
      @braxinIV 4 роки тому +37

      sandy pandy Jesus Christ. This joke just keeps getting deeper. Like an anchor would......

    • @adamross2256
      @adamross2256 4 роки тому +58

      And your breakdown-analysis of the insult is insightful and informative. Not all heroes wear capes!
      :)

    • @sharkbaitj
      @sharkbaitj 4 роки тому +33

      I thought he meant white, soft, and rubbery...;/

    • @RononDex35789
      @RononDex35789 4 роки тому +20

      Hey, boat shoes are cool do not defame them with a comparison to a reptile

  • @Alcatraz152
    @Alcatraz152 4 роки тому +2566

    Voting in Switzerland:
    - every Swiss resident is registered at the municipalty they live in (mainly for tax purposes)
    - when there is a vote, every Swiss citizen (18y+) receives an envelope from the municipalty containing a voter card, ballots and a return envelope
    - ballots are filled out by hand with yes/no (or names in case of elections)
    - the voter card is signed
    - the voter card and ballots are put into the return envelope and sent back to the municipalty by mail

    • @Raguel88
      @Raguel88 4 роки тому +162

      Same in Germany

    • @domninin
      @domninin 4 роки тому +286

      @@Raguel88 In Germany we don't sign voter cards, because it could lead to the government tracking who voted what. Rest is true though

    • @aryangupta2577
      @aryangupta2577 4 роки тому +18

      Well I am sorry not all live in rich countries like Switzerland,some of the youth have to make their own country rich AGAIN

    • @bruh5361
      @bruh5361 4 роки тому +143

      @@Raguel88 I even got my envelope to participate in German municipality elections while residing in the Netherlands!

    • @andredeketeleastutecomplex
      @andredeketeleastutecomplex 4 роки тому +15

      Best way to trace desent is to let people put their name on it imo, election ballots themselves need to be anonymus.

  • @palopatrol6010
    @palopatrol6010 3 роки тому +647

    Trump: guys, dont vote by mail
    Supporters: ok
    *mail in votes are counted last*
    Trump: wOaH wHy aM i LoSiNg ???

    • @Sammy-fq1lj
      @Sammy-fq1lj 3 роки тому +15

      hE diDn’T lOsE!¡! /s

    • @dogcam8492
      @dogcam8492 3 роки тому +2

      The worst part is John predicted it

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 3 роки тому +9

      Maybe he thought it was like when you invite someone to a party, and you tell them not to bring anything, but it really means "at least bring a six pack you cheap fuck".

    • @Viking_Luchador
      @Viking_Luchador 2 роки тому +9

      @T H FALSE!
      he bankrupted THREE casinos

    • @erlonger
      @erlonger 2 роки тому +2

      And he also voted by mail!

  • @annalattus8484
    @annalattus8484 3 роки тому +43

    As an Oregonian I appreciated the shoutout. Our voting system doesn't get talked about near enough. It really is awesome.

  • @keithwoodcrest
    @keithwoodcrest 4 роки тому +703

    My God. Look at how calmly Tucker Carlson says we haven't had mail in voting for 200 years. Think about how many people saw that.

    • @sarahstearns2968
      @sarahstearns2968 4 роки тому +82

      I can't believe I am able to still be so shocked and horrified by their manipulations but here we are

    • @keithwoodcrest
      @keithwoodcrest 4 роки тому +53

      @@sarahstearns2968 Yeah. I find myself saying, "I'm not shocked - but I'm shocked" at least 4 or 5 times a day

    • @xxCrimsonSpiritxx
      @xxCrimsonSpiritxx 4 роки тому +48

      Think about how many times people saw him spew his other radically ignorant opinions
      Bowtie carlson is a failure, only accepted by other failed "news journalists" like fox news, which ironically are banned in countries like the UK

    • @molsongrrrl
      @molsongrrrl 4 роки тому +60

      Tucker has the most punchable face. No mail in voting for 230 years?!? I guess he has no idea about military members? Didn't he hear his orange god votes by mail?!?
      I vote by mail in Florida. It's awesome.

    • @keithwoodcrest
      @keithwoodcrest 4 роки тому +25

      @@molsongrrrl I bet its only going to be a matter of hours before we find out he's voted by mail his entire life lol

  • @RebeccaPaige
    @RebeccaPaige 4 роки тому +675

    Trump's attitude is "If the vote wasn't for me then it was fraudulent."

    • @matthewchandler7845
      @matthewchandler7845 4 роки тому +7

      HAHAHAHA So true

    • @michaeladkins6
      @michaeladkins6 4 роки тому +32

      Just like his preferences in protesters.

    • @joeberi1551
      @joeberi1551 4 роки тому +5

      Rebecca Paige
      Ayatollah Trump Ali gave ultimatum again!

    • @dagochen
      @dagochen 4 роки тому +11

      If voting would change anything, it would be forbidden.
      - Vladimir Putin

    • @gam3rmom3nt3
      @gam3rmom3nt3 4 роки тому +1

      @@dagochen hol up

  • @killerqueen5924
    @killerqueen5924 3 роки тому +90

    incredible how he completely called the issues with PA

  • @Pundae
    @Pundae 3 роки тому +56

    We kinda have to vote by mail in the military if we want our vote to count... and we're government employees

  • @onkelpappkov2666
    @onkelpappkov2666 4 роки тому +830

    I'm German. I love this show. But while we have a boatload of problems here, many episodes make me wonder what's going on across that pond.
    Voting by mail is such a standard thing here. They actually send you a return envelope along with your voting information and verification. You can decide whether you want to take that to the polling station and hand it over in exchange for your ballot or send it in to receive your ballot by mail.
    I used to always go vote in person and tried mail voting when I had to work. It takes time but it is incredibly convenient. All the information and deadlines are on there, there is little chance of error. Apply for mail vote (automatically invalidating your direct vote) by sending your verification back (or do it online or by phone, I think that works as well), get the ballot, make a cross, sign it, use the return envelopes that even come in two colours with lots of "how to" information. Put it in the mail. Secure, easy, convenient and relatively fast.
    It's like an episode about why the USA should have water pipes from non-poisonous materials or like, human rights or whatever. It feels so bizarre. We're not unconcerned over here either but it feels like we share half of your problems and are only half concerned about them.
    Same with going to the doctor for free or not going to jail without trial or all those other things. Then again, we don't have Adam Driver. Crush me like my crippling debt, you abominable leviathan! Break me like my faith in humanity, you fearsome hunk!

    • @DuizhangLu
      @DuizhangLu 4 роки тому +73

      It's a dumpster fire masquerading as a country.

    • @danielsanchezbravo6527
      @danielsanchezbravo6527 4 роки тому +30

      as the rest of the world, i don't understand u.s. citizens

    • @MollyAhern
      @MollyAhern 4 роки тому +58

      Daniel Sanchez Bravo as a US citizen, I wish I could let you know but I'm just as lost

    • @praveshsharma2820
      @praveshsharma2820 4 роки тому +17

      Daniel Sanchez Bravo It’s been a rough year for us and it’s getting worse.

    • @OWLGSTV
      @OWLGSTV 4 роки тому +7

      The US a Neapolitan ice cream of social economic problems just sprinkled with disproportionate death of blacks at at hands of law enforcement with a racism as 🍒 on top

  • @EllieCarina
    @EllieCarina 4 роки тому +395

    German here, I haven’t voted in person in literal years, mail-in voting is so much easier, 10/10 would recommend

    • @sanSDI
      @sanSDI 4 роки тому +18

      In einem System in dem jeder Wähler automatisch zur Wahl gebeten wird, ist das super. Das funktioniert hier weil wir automatisch im System sind.
      Die Amis müssen aber einen so genannten Caucus oder Causus ausfüllen, dafür gehen Leute rum und stellen persönliche Fragen, wie, wohnst du hier, wie viele wohnen hier, Alter etc. Und das machen viele nicht, warum der Regierung was über einen erzählen wenn sie eh nichts für einen tut.
      EDIT Census, ich bin mir nun wirklich sicher das es Census heisst XD

    • @morningstarbedell5318
      @morningstarbedell5318 4 роки тому +3

      I always vote by mail very easy

    • @gaenseblaemchen
      @gaenseblaemchen 4 роки тому +7

      @@sanSDI bei uns gibt es auch einen Zensus. Aber das Problem ist ja eher, dass man sich in der USA bei jeder Wahl registrieren muss. Oder werden da nochmal die Fragen gestellt?

    • @falconeagle3655
      @falconeagle3655 4 роки тому +17

      America is a third world country right now difficult to go to the level of Germany

    • @nicemelbs
      @nicemelbs 4 роки тому +1

      I'm not an American and we don't have the option to vote by mail. I live in a country where politicians cheat in every conceivable way. I remember when I was young, before we had electronic voting, votes were tallied by hand from the night of the election day to about a month until they release the final tally. Every election, it's a guarantee that electricity would go out for the night. Whether it's a national or local election.
      To me, mail-in voting seems like something our corrupt politicians would exploit. How does your country combat this issue?
      EDIT: I'm not implying that your elected officials are as corrupt as ours. With all the vote-buying, tampering and even murder, I just can't see mail-in voting being viable in my country.

  • @gi0nbecell
    @gi0nbecell 3 роки тому +14

    Voting by mail has been common and legal for many years for every citizen in Germany. You know, a country with a real, functional democracy. And if bloody works!

    • @elaineb7065
      @elaineb7065 4 місяці тому

      Germany does that. Things there either work, or get booted up the rump until they do. If for no other reason than every German learning all about the last two times things didn't work there.

  • @fthomason93
    @fthomason93 3 роки тому +42

    Is it just me or is John getting better without a crowd? His power is growing.

  • @christiantrosdorff1061
    @christiantrosdorff1061 4 роки тому +2413

    Ok here's the thing: I was born and raised in Germany. Voting there means you get mail from the government early enough. No matter if it is a national, statewide or local election, you get either to choose to vote on location at the day in a school or wherever or you can choose to vote by mail. In some states they'll send you the forms with the mail including a free envelope included that has a printed on prepay stamp. In others you can just ring up or write you want a form for mail voting. And then you can vote the way you like. And surprise: It works and we never really had substantial problems with voter fraud.
    And now that they mentioned it in the show: A politician who urges citizens NOT to go to an election is a complete shame for a democracy and should immediately be thrown out. This is crazy illegal shit.

    • @thomasmc9611
      @thomasmc9611 4 роки тому +57

      The US is not a democracy and I would argue a politician pointing out the flaws in a system used to determine the direction the country should take even though it would likely damage his numbers is a noble one.

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 4 роки тому +119

      Germany is one of the many civilized countries.

    • @autogolazzojr7950
      @autogolazzojr7950 4 роки тому +63

      @@thomasmc9611 He was talking about the Missouri governor's statements at 4:05, I believe. What he said was downright freighting. By the way, the US is a representative democracy.

    • @sbnwnc
      @sbnwnc 4 роки тому +147

      Right. You live in _Germany_ a normal, functional country. The United States is not that. Not even close. HELP US!!

    • @jacobh9264
      @jacobh9264 4 роки тому +107

      I am a German guy... our biggest problem with the election system is the debate about a gender equality in the parliament.
      When I saw this i thought that this is a report about rwanda or uganda....

  • @numinousnihil3804
    @numinousnihil3804 4 роки тому +174

    John Oliver going OFF on Tucker Carlson is what I needed today.

    • @amyashley3182
      @amyashley3182 4 роки тому +3

      I never fully understood the term “punchable face” before him.

    • @joeberi1551
      @joeberi1551 4 роки тому

      Ayatollah Trump Ali gave ultimatum again!

    • @marnimiller2048
      @marnimiller2048 4 роки тому

      That was great wasn't it? Especially with the shitshow everything else is right now.

  • @globalwarmhugs7741
    @globalwarmhugs7741 3 роки тому +46

    I worked a polling station in my town, where people distanced on their own, wore masks, used sanitizer, acted with adult behaviour, modelled said behaviour for their children, brought their own pens, and were polite, respectful, and responsible. My town is in Canada, so...

    • @globalwarmhugs7741
      @globalwarmhugs7741 3 роки тому +5

      Also... absentee and mail in ballots were ALL counted. No signatures were required.

    • @oncoucharrest5910
      @oncoucharrest5910 3 роки тому

      What town had a recent vote in Canada?

    • @globalwarmhugs7741
      @globalwarmhugs7741 3 роки тому +5

      @@oncoucharrest5910 the province of British Columbia

  • @dickbong3661
    @dickbong3661 3 роки тому +19

    That whole pencil lecture was extremely confusing before I remembered that right, I'm an artist, most people don't have multiple pencils, a kneaded eraser, and an electric pencil sharpener on their desk at all times.

    • @ellendavis9272
      @ellendavis9272 3 роки тому +3

      Imagine actually knowing where your art supplies are! I haven’t seen and eraser in months

    • @Cadesworth
      @Cadesworth 3 роки тому +1

      Hello fellow fandom artist :>

  • @brandongratta9040
    @brandongratta9040 4 роки тому +133

    The guy saying "no one under 65 can say they're afraid" is the same genius that said "we might need to let old people just die to let the economy open. I'm ready to die"

    • @k.c1126
      @k.c1126 4 роки тому +20

      I am almost persuaded to reply to him, "Well, get on with the dying, then!"

    • @Gaius__
      @Gaius__ 4 роки тому +4

      Well, he should set a good example then.

  • @mashamitchell9574
    @mashamitchell9574 4 роки тому +740

    Calling Tucker a "human boat shoe" was the laugh I needed today.

    • @danjo1967
      @danjo1967 4 роки тому +25

      tuckers face is so punchable

    • @Marble_49
      @Marble_49 4 роки тому +11

      Swear his ruthlessness is quite uplifting in this mess ha

    • @jeanettewaverly2590
      @jeanettewaverly2590 4 роки тому +12

      My boat shoes are offended by this.

    • @NurseryLandscaping
      @NurseryLandscaping 4 роки тому

      British humor? I don’t get the joke

    • @marcasswellbmd6922
      @marcasswellbmd6922 4 роки тому +3

      Just looking at Tucker's face makes me laugh.........

  • @vincentguttmann2231
    @vincentguttmann2231 3 роки тому +32

    The most interesting thing is that he himself voted via mail.
    And, additionally, voting machines are much more vulnerable, as was shown here previously.

  • @TheDnadoctor
    @TheDnadoctor 2 роки тому +5

    I love how I can look back at this show and afterwards see how absolutely PROPHETIC you were!!!

  • @noafproductions6144
    @noafproductions6144 4 роки тому +205

    "Stop playing politics with our lives." That gave me chills.

  • @ulkotraqametfdaqqa
    @ulkotraqametfdaqqa 4 роки тому +326

    Voting in Malta:
    When you are born, you are given an Identity Number
    When you are 18, you are eligible to vote
    When there is a vote, you receive your voting document (which has your unique Identity Number on it) at home
    On voting day, you go to your polling station with that voting document and vote
    Done.
    No registration, no fees, no hassle. It's called democracy, America, you should try it sometime.

    • @Selcryn
      @Selcryn 4 роки тому +26

      Many of us would love to, but the powers that be have convinced about half of us that we don't.... Halp, please. 😢

    • @TheKueiJin
      @TheKueiJin 4 роки тому +2

      I believe there's a segment on this very issue covered by LWT. The issue is that not all Americans have those Identity Numbers, and, as I understand it, it's quite the issue in America... as weird as it sounds.

    • @luishenriques6416
      @luishenriques6416 4 роки тому +7

      Malta is hardly the bulwark of democracy - I mean, could your government be any more corrupt? But even your voting is on par with every other developed nation (and yes that excludes the us)

    • @Londronable
      @Londronable 4 роки тому +22

      @Belial No.
      People are against making people go out of their way/pay to vote because both of those are harder to do for poor people.
      The thing talked about here happens automatically, hence no barrier to entry.
      Incredible how you can miss that honestly.

    • @fireflameburns5983
      @fireflameburns5983 4 роки тому +13

      @Belial - Weird, to me it sounded like the identity number thing was similar to a SSN....which we already have. Nothing in this comment reads voter id (an additional thing to a ssn/identity number)

  • @lincolnsand5127
    @lincolnsand5127 3 роки тому +8

    I've lived in Oregon my whole life. And for over 20 years, we have exclusively voted by mail for every type of election. We don't have such a thing as in person voting. You also are automatically registered to vote when you turn 18 or get a driver's license unless you opt-out.

  • @justinrobertson5493
    @justinrobertson5493 3 роки тому +23

    It's scary how accurate he was in this video with what's happening.

  • @misosoup5ever
    @misosoup5ever 4 роки тому +1747

    "Chernobyl casual" is the best way to describe Corona-fashion rn

  • @Roboterize
    @Roboterize 4 роки тому +700

    Voting in Germany:
    You always have the option how to Vote. On the voting-day or by mail or weeks before the voting in registered places.

    • @Kakyo01
      @Kakyo01 4 роки тому +161

      And in germany the voting-day is on the weekend and not in the middle of the week during working hours. (Who would've thought that the voter turnout is higher if ppl don't need to go to work at the same time/day. >_>)

    • @xxJOKeR75xx
      @xxJOKeR75xx 4 роки тому +140

      @@Kakyo01 ya, for some weird reason Germany wants their people to vote...like, it's a democracy

    • @Aswedishzeldagirl
      @Aswedishzeldagirl 4 роки тому +40

      Similar here in Sweden

    • @ChuckNorris130194
      @ChuckNorris130194 4 роки тому +13

      And no one ever trots out these boogeymen of "voter fraud" to scare people over 55 with less ability to discern bullshit (thats science btw)

    • @TheUnillustratedChaos
      @TheUnillustratedChaos 4 роки тому +5

      Du bist auch überall. Wait... Da ich das weiß, bin ich folglich auch überall🤔🤯 (we've definitely got too much thyme on our hands- get the reference🤨😁?)

  • @LeBonkJordan
    @LeBonkJordan 3 роки тому +7

    My favorite photo of the situation in Wisconsin is that one of that guy standing in line (6 feet apart) holding a sign that simply said "THIS IS RIDICULOUS"

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar 3 роки тому +4

    Another option: Get your ballot by mail, fill it out, and then drop it off at your nearest polling place or other designated ballot drop-off location. You can skip the line AND help keep the mail-in system from getting overloaded.

  • @The_main_andrew
    @The_main_andrew 4 роки тому +257

    There are sooo many amazing quotes from the episode.
    “Chernobyl casual”
    “You Human boat shoe”
    “First you have to know a dead person, which is hard they are anti-social”
    And I am only halfway through. Thank you John!

    • @rainydaygirl57
      @rainydaygirl57 4 роки тому +3

      Yes!!! Thought exactly the same thing. So rewarding.

    • @jfu5222
      @jfu5222 4 роки тому +14

      "At a certain point, hunger outweighs fear" the official slogan of Taco Bell

    • @dhabbott41
      @dhabbott41 4 роки тому +1

      Best comment by far.

  • @brendaanneckelsamgc5583
    @brendaanneckelsamgc5583 4 роки тому +498

    Voting by mail is critical to military, homebound, elderly, and disabled. It has been used for decades and it works. Thank you for highlighting the truth about voting by mail!

    • @nicholasthompson7690
      @nicholasthompson7690 4 роки тому +15

      I used it during college. Using it in this Election as well.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 4 роки тому +5

      I think you are mixing up "Absentee" voting with "Voting by Mail". To vote Absentee in many states, one must swear to a listed valid reason as to why you cannot make it to the polls: student, disabled, etc. Simply not wanting to stand in line for hours is not a valid reason.
      Edit: I am not personally saying not wanting to wait in line isn't a valid reason! That is simply what my state and many others have as laws on their books. It needs to change! I believe voting by mail AND online should be commonplace!

    • @mourgraine221100
      @mourgraine221100 4 роки тому +6

      @@B_Bodziak Why is that not a valid reason? Unless proof of fraud can be shown, why is that not a valid reason? Who decides what is a valid reason and what isn't?

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 4 роки тому

      @@mourgraine221100 Oh, I agree that not wanting to wait in line IS a valid reason, but many states do not allow that!

    • @edoardofrezet6671
      @edoardofrezet6671 4 роки тому

      Lll

  • @shannontobin7825
    @shannontobin7825 3 роки тому +8

    Sometimes I remember that the past 14 months (and just the past four years in general) have not been normal and I get overwhelmed with realizing how absurd everything is rn

  • @16canadien
    @16canadien 3 роки тому +352

    Watching this while Biden flipped Georgia with those mail-in ballots.. Trump is probably punching the air right now

    • @luiss.3866
      @luiss.3866 3 роки тому +6

      He was right. It's not like he's saying he doesn't want people voting. He doesn't want people voting by mail because he's guaranteed going to lose that way. Any other way he will win. And as I'm typing this I'm sure 173,000 more ballots with Nov 3 dates in them that all go to Biden will show up at a polling place in North Carolina.

    • @LisaBeergutHolst
      @LisaBeergutHolst 3 роки тому +37

      @@luiss.3866 Trump literally said "stop the count" lol

    • @LisaBeergutHolst
      @LisaBeergutHolst 3 роки тому +36

      Military personnel all vote by mail while on base. Guess Trump doesn't love the troops after all lmao

    • @luiss.3866
      @luiss.3866 3 роки тому

      @@LisaBeergutHolst the election was over. It doesn't extend until the democrat nominee wins a lead. That's what he meant. Stop accepting late ballots.

    • @luiss.3866
      @luiss.3866 3 роки тому +1

      @@LisaBeergutHolst Military bases are an exception. They don't really have a choice do they? And trump doesn't love the military is just not true. The only time I can think of is when he had a rally and them the to "clap you stupid basterds" ... oh wait that was slow biden.

  • @johnd.1928
    @johnd.1928 4 роки тому +312

    U.S. military personnel overseas and other overseas USG federal personnel have been voting by mail for YEARS, and none of these people had a problem with it then.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +1

      ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear jon

    • @hunterblane610
      @hunterblane610 4 роки тому +18

      AxxL That might be the random and irrelevant comment I’ve ever seen.

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 4 роки тому +12

      Because Democrats out number Republicans, so Republicans have to resort to voter suppression to stay relevant because after Trump Republicans are going to have a hard time appealing to his base when the day comes and Trump is no longer there for them.

    • @TheKrinkled1
      @TheKrinkled1 4 роки тому +21

      The military has been voting by mail since 1864. republicans love riding the backs of the military all the while whipping the service men and women into subservience.

    • @squanch4458
      @squanch4458 4 роки тому +13

      It’s funny to me how Carlson is either blatantly lying or has no idea what he’s talking about

  • @JoshJenrayAK47
    @JoshJenrayAK47 4 роки тому +551

    “You don’t have a pencil sharpener, and if you do, answer me this: WHERE IS IT?”
    Me, an artist: [looks immediately down and to the left] Right there…
    Also me, who has bad memory: ………I mean, it was……

    • @jmperez1997
      @jmperez1997 4 роки тому +22

      Me, a teacher...Same.
      Also we are required to use black pen not pencil. Probably for security reasons

    • @jamielynnlano
      @jamielynnlano 4 роки тому +4

      Me!

    • @fbaxter8551
      @fbaxter8551 4 роки тому +10

      Me, an accountant: *looks down and to right at my collection of kid school supplies I buy after every back to school markdown* Try again Oliver, of course I buy so many because I keep losing them.

    • @goestdummy
      @goestdummy 4 роки тому +7

      Mine's right behind me, but I only got it yesterday so I guess it's just a matter of time...

    • @plucas1
      @plucas1 4 роки тому +12

      MECHANICAL PENCILS 4 LIFE!!!! WOOOO! \m/-.-\m/
      Am an artist and haven't sharpened a pencil in 10 years!
      (just don't ask were the replacement leads are)

  • @marisachapman6764
    @marisachapman6764 3 роки тому +3

    I'm just watching this episode now. It's amazing how John predicted so many things that did happen regarding voting by mail.

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 3 роки тому +2

    I thought about the future next episode of Last Week Tonight airing with an audience and the loud applause, and a tear came to my eye. It will be a good time when that finally happens.

  • @Daenym
    @Daenym 4 роки тому +1046

    I didn't even know there was a third Hemsworth. This is big news.

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 4 роки тому +82

      There is also a fourth Hemsworth brother! Larry. He's a pediatric surgeon with severe self esteem issues. 😂😂😂 (watch The Good Place season 3)

    • @rodaxel7165
      @rodaxel7165 4 роки тому +32

      He's on HBO's Westworld. Luke. He's aight.
      😂

    • @chrissterley3992
      @chrissterley3992 4 роки тому +29

      They actually used a Hemsworth brother to play Thor in the play that Loki put on in Thor Ragnarok

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 4 роки тому +3

      This is exactly what I was going to comment. Glad I saw this first -- no one likes a duplicate.

    • @cathl4953
      @cathl4953 4 роки тому +2

      Third Hemsworth is no Hemsworth
      The one he is referring to is the fourth one

  • @Jan-wp6ym
    @Jan-wp6ym 4 роки тому +3184

    There is sooooo much wrong with my homecountry of Germany, yet I feel like living in paradise every time I watch news from the US

    • @SpyroTheGerudo
      @SpyroTheGerudo 4 роки тому +364

      You still have grass. It's not the greenest on your side, but you still have grass. The US has no grass

    • @berulan8463
      @berulan8463 4 роки тому +109

      @@SpyroTheGerudo But luckily a growing lot of weed.

    • @ossertthewozzard
      @ossertthewozzard 4 роки тому +175

      Exactly how I feel.
      I spend a lot of my time participating in political groups in my hometown because there is just so much I want to change in Germany, but seeing the US is on a whole new level

    • @chaitanyarao5546
      @chaitanyarao5546 4 роки тому +6

      Thank you so much for the suggestion!
      It turned out to an excellent read!

    • @Pooksty
      @Pooksty 4 роки тому +6

      I definitely wouldn’t come right now lol

  • @jameschapman3737
    @jameschapman3737 3 роки тому +9

    Well this aged superbly well.

  • @DanSk451
    @DanSk451 3 роки тому +3

    This should be trending # 1 right now. And for 2 more months.

  • @sport_and_tech
    @sport_and_tech 4 роки тому +589

    "Dress Code: Chernobyl casual" almost choked me

    • @evertvandenberghe
      @evertvandenberghe 4 роки тому +1

      Hear hear!

    • @secretagent5954
      @secretagent5954 4 роки тому +3

      "chocked" 😭😂

    • @rogermcgrath7946
      @rogermcgrath7946 4 роки тому +1

      AMAZING. I LOL'd but in a genuine sense. Actually had to stop it, and replay it... chuckled like a horse.

    • @TavisAllen
      @TavisAllen 4 роки тому

      Good try with English! I believe you meant to say "almost choked me!" A chock (noun) is a wedge placed (chocked - verb) under a wheel to stop it from rolling.

    • @sport_and_tech
      @sport_and_tech 4 роки тому +2

      @@TavisAllen Sorry mate, hard to keep up with all the 7 languages I speak :)

  • @BigDickMcFlick
    @BigDickMcFlick 4 роки тому +82

    I've never voted in person. Every vote i've made my adult life has been by mail (Thank you Washington State).
    I've been pissing Tucker off for years now and didn't even know it.
    Thanks for making my day John!

    • @lachlanhudson7404
      @lachlanhudson7404 4 роки тому +1

      Ive also only voted by mail my entire adult life #collegekeepingmeawayfromlocalpollingstations

    • @Gaius__
      @Gaius__ 4 роки тому

      A classical example of a person doing good deeds just naturally, without even realising it 😁

  • @ntombikayisenzimande1362
    @ntombikayisenzimande1362 3 роки тому +5

    my man said: "your dress code is chernobyl casual". death has become me!!!

  • @thecrescentsun
    @thecrescentsun 3 роки тому +6

    Watching this in November is a trip

    • @spicypancakeproductions5057
      @spicypancakeproductions5057 3 роки тому +1

      The election was so nervewrackong, I had to go on my patio and smoke an entire joint by myself to relax

  • @edgardelugo1733
    @edgardelugo1733 4 роки тому +596

    This year has been the longest millennium of my life.

    • @virgovertigo8076
      @virgovertigo8076 4 роки тому +15

      Mood

    • @tradingfriends
      @tradingfriends 4 роки тому +10

      Watching this after everything else that happened today alone, I thought this twitter mail voting thing was months ago

    • @Mjgirl55
      @Mjgirl55 4 роки тому

      AMEN!! 👍

    • @emudeko
      @emudeko 4 роки тому +3

      Let's Bern the whole place down!

    • @DeathBySnuuuSnuuu
      @DeathBySnuuuSnuuu 4 роки тому

      Ok zoomer

  • @Pluveus
    @Pluveus 4 роки тому +247

    "If you think you're in any way prepared to bring a working pencil to a polling station, you live in a fantasy world."
    As a D&D player, I'm not sure if that was a shout-out or a call-out.

    • @missybarbour6885
      @missybarbour6885 4 роки тому +17

      So specific, and yet

    • @elijahkulpinski4983
      @elijahkulpinski4983 4 роки тому +16

      *sweats in online campaign*

    • @mohammedsarker5756
      @mohammedsarker5756 4 роки тому +4

      man, i started playing DnD cus of corona, and now it feels like its everywhere lmao

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 4 роки тому +5

      I write, and use a mechanical pencil a lot, have plenty of HB leads and numerous extra erasers. 🤷‍♂️

    • @sachinaraszkiewicz785
      @sachinaraszkiewicz785 4 роки тому +6

      @@elijahkulpinski4983 Yeah, I switched to roll20 for the lockdown and I really have no idea where my pencils are :/

  • @Symphing12
    @Symphing12 3 роки тому +1

    Re: owning pencils. You underestimate my stationery obsession!

  • @jasoneric4868
    @jasoneric4868 3 роки тому

    John Oliver is treasure. He's precious for us.

  • @Deltage
    @Deltage 4 роки тому +283

    I'm from Estonia and we've had online voting with digital ID cards since 2005.

    • @kurisu7885
      @kurisu7885 4 роки тому +6

      That sounds really cool.

    • @kuttermcneil1520
      @kuttermcneil1520 4 роки тому +8

      Are the digital ID cards unique identifying numbers? Because in America we dont like being identified by the government.

    • @Cooe.
      @Cooe. 4 роки тому +12

      You are also a tiny, homogeneous country of just a couple million people. Things are JUST a little bit easier for you guys to pull of because of that, than for say America.

    • @ThatBoogieman
      @ThatBoogieman 4 роки тому +90

      @@kuttermcneil1520 lmao wut? You don't have a SSN? Driver's license? Passport? School records? Voter registration? Healthcare plan? Address? All of these are already identifying systems. One dedicated to online voting wouldn't be any more risky than anything else we already have.

    • @baronvonlimbourgh1716
      @baronvonlimbourgh1716 4 роки тому +44

      @@Cooe. that is just a dumb argument that was true in the 19th century. Not anymore, computers don't care about this kind of stuff.
      We have the tEcHnOLoGy

  • @oORodeaOo
    @oORodeaOo 4 роки тому +2868

    Quarantine agressive John is the best thing that came out of this Pandemic

    • @JITCompilation
      @JITCompilation 4 роки тому +111

      "You human boat-shoe" is a FANTASTIC insult.

    • @norge0209
      @norge0209 4 роки тому +25

      He brings me so much joy!

    • @Nipplator99999999999
      @Nipplator99999999999 4 роки тому +3

      I agree, and would like to add in Simon Whistler from Business Blaze here on YT, watching these two slowly "adjusting" to quarantine has saved me from becoming completely feral, so far.

    • @groovinhooves
      @groovinhooves 4 роки тому +12

      John is 'revenge' for the American Revolution-the best.

    • @jackmorgan5794
      @jackmorgan5794 4 роки тому +7

      Jay RichRogers because he has an army of writers, and he says what’s written in a script they give him, you crayon chewing idiot.

  • @thechemi5t
    @thechemi5t 3 роки тому +5

    What a truly prophetic video!

  • @jarodstrain8905
    @jarodstrain8905 3 роки тому +1

    In Kentucky one of the difficulties is that while the state supposedly has certain requirements, those requirements are in force differently in every district. Being a truck driver from Kentucky I have continually been told that being out of the state were work is not a valid reason to get an absentee ballot. But they only tell you this after they check what party you are registered to vote for.

  • @waltzguy14151
    @waltzguy14151 4 роки тому +140

    John Oliver's shows have remained consistently good since Covid19 broke out

    • @773SleepyHollow
      @773SleepyHollow 4 роки тому +5

      I've had the same thought... Bill Maher, on the other hand, has dived in quality.
      I suspect that a big part of that is that a lot of John is not only bearable but in fact a plus, because he's very charming, whereas Bill is only tolerable in small doses, preferably while he is surrounded by other people who are often brighter and more charismatic than he is. (I know Bill is bright, but he's not half as bright (or as infallibly right) as he thinks he is... he also lacks John's winsomely self-deprecating touch. Bill is self-deprecating only slightly more often than DJT.)

    • @Pastrybfs
      @Pastrybfs 4 роки тому

      @@773SleepyHollow Bill feeds off his audience more than Oliver I think. Bill in his backyard is a little bit... meh. Whereas I don't even notice Oliver's lack of audience anymore. I still watch both though.

  • @lodrahil-.-9910
    @lodrahil-.-9910 4 роки тому +368

    This discussion about voting via mail is just one of these things where I can't understand the USA..
    I'm from Germany and voting by mail is completely normal and very easy; you can just apply for it on the City-Website, get it delivered in time fill it out and send it back.
    In fact we had the mayor elections in march where the final ballot got held by mail ONLY due to the Coronavirus - everyone got his documents send to home without having to do anything. And nobody complained about fraud or anything. It's just completely normal and accepted here to vote by mail..

    • @anix712
      @anix712 4 роки тому +48

      It's honestly only an issue here now because the current president is extremely divisive, and the Republican party is afraid that increased voter participation will cause them to lose. They're already building up the BS machine in an effort to disenfranchise voters/as a way of preemptively trying to discrediting the results should they lose.
      Ironically the Republicans USED to be big proponents of mail in voting, because older people tend to be more conservative, and mail in voting helped make it easier for the elderly to vote.

    • @adanflyber6341
      @adanflyber6341 4 роки тому +1

      Well there are European countries where voting by mail is impossible and which find that the possibility to do so is weird and dangerous. In France, voting by mail has been discarded since 1975, because of the potential for voting fraud.
      These days there are people advocating for its return for our municipal elections' second round, but I don't think it's doable and I don't think it's whishable. Not even sure it's constitutionnal. People should vote on the same day, with the same information in hands (or at least the same opportunity to get such information).

    • @j.liddle7580
      @j.liddle7580 4 роки тому +10

      That works here because you have to register your household with the local government, along with citizenship information, I believe. The fear in the States is that ballots would be sent to everyone regardless of immigration status.

    • @malteschaper3782
      @malteschaper3782 4 роки тому +22

      @@adanflyber6341 Way to go Adan. Weird, dangerous, potential fraud, not doable, not wishable, not sure if constitutional. Spreading vague words around instead of actual arguments. The only point that comes near an argument is that every voter has to have the same level of information at hand. To that I reply: It's never guaranteed that every voter has exactly the same information at hand at any election. And this shouldn't be an issue anyway. In a free democracy you are supposed to vote for anyone you want for any reasons you want. Because you like the colour red more than blue or because you like one name more than the other. That vote is of the exact same value than that of professor whatshisname who has a masters degree in politic science.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 4 роки тому +19

      ​@@adanflyber6341 German here, you can request a mail-in ballot and _drop it at the city's electoral office until __18:00__ on election day_ and it'll still be counted. And we have people here who do that every single time.
      When you're voting by mail, you might miss out on stuff happening after you sent it back, that might change your mind. But at the same time you have way more time to research the people who are up to election than when you're standing in the booth and seeing their names for the first time.

  • @TheReptilianBrain
    @TheReptilianBrain 2 роки тому

    Thank you for what you’re doing with your platform. You’re a better American than a depressingly large segment of Americans.

  • @Geekus
    @Geekus 3 роки тому +15

    Everyone, everyone, honestly, observational criticisms and much-deserved headshaking aside, what can we actually do to protect this election? How can we help the USPS when they've just announced that 47 states might not get their ballots on time? Like, it's not enough just to let it happen and then go "Yep, that happened, damn this country sucks", we actually have to do something right now.

    • @yviruss1
      @yviruss1 3 роки тому

      Appreciate your rightful sense of urgency.

  • @mayalouwho2597
    @mayalouwho2597 4 роки тому +255

    “You human boat shoe” is the sickest burn I’ve ever heard

    • @spiralbones
      @spiralbones 4 роки тому +4

      Laughed so loud at that

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому

      Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear mays

    • @dylanbasil4100
      @dylanbasil4100 4 роки тому +2

      It’s was brilliantly delivered! I laughed out loud as well.

    • @mrusi29
      @mrusi29 4 роки тому +1

      Fucking epic. Tucker Carlson is one of the nastiest humans on this planet

    • @FreedomForever2010
      @FreedomForever2010 4 роки тому +1

      I don't know, I thought, "At a certain point, hunger outweighs fear" being the motto of Taco Bell was the winrar.

  • @franz6047
    @franz6047 4 роки тому +313

    2016: John declares that he is desperately looking forward to 2020
    2020: John fondly remembers the good old days of 2016

    • @AWindy94
      @AWindy94 4 роки тому +16

      This is a whole Mood

    • @primarchkhas726
      @primarchkhas726 4 роки тому

      @@AWindy94 if youre a soft little baby. Sounding like boomers already

    • @CT-um7zq
      @CT-um7zq 4 роки тому +2

      Remember his last episode of 2016 with the musical and fireworks that burned the numbers to a crispy pile of ash?
      Imagine how epic this year's last episode will be. I'll breath a sigh of relief

    • @CT-um7zq
      @CT-um7zq 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/PQ6WPo-oW5Q/v-deo.html

    • @nathanlevesque7812
      @nathanlevesque7812 4 роки тому +1

      @@primarchkhas726 it doesn't take much to set you off huh

  • @Theracooninyourbasement
    @Theracooninyourbasement 3 роки тому +2

    It's scary how accurate these predictions were

  • @JediBlackbelt
    @JediBlackbelt 3 роки тому +7

    "Hunger Outweighs Fear" Also the slogan of the Bolshevik Revolution. What? Too Soon? Ok I'll see myself out.

  • @JohnZimmer-MannerofSpeaking
    @JohnZimmer-MannerofSpeaking 4 роки тому +542

    Two important takeaways from this video:
    1. If Trump loses the election in November, his game plan is to scream voter fraud and cause chaos.
    2. Tucker Carlson is a human boat shoe.

    • @angel8165
      @angel8165 4 роки тому +20

      Until he declares a coup

    • @JohnZimmer-MannerofSpeaking
      @JohnZimmer-MannerofSpeaking 4 роки тому +8

      @SnBergamo You could be right, but November is months off and who knows what else will happen between now and then.

    • @schaapje666
      @schaapje666 4 роки тому +2

      So just like the dnc in 2016?

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 4 роки тому +27

      @@schaapje666 No like Trump in 2016, who screamed about fraud after having won! ;P

    • @cameronburke8002
      @cameronburke8002 4 роки тому +23

      If Trump loses he won't hand over the White House to Biden and the secret service will drag him across the lawn kicking and screaming.

  •  4 роки тому +390

    Gotta love how the "home of the free" is classified as a "flawed democracy" at best and how they think that higher voter turnout is somehow "bad" or "partisan".

    • @CC-xf4pz
      @CC-xf4pz 4 роки тому +2

      João Luis Ramos Tavares lol! Because voter registry hasn’t been cleared and kept up on. They send ballots out to dead people and people who have moved.

    • @dustincrawford6783
      @dustincrawford6783 4 роки тому +37

      @@CC-xf4pz you clearly didn't listen to anyone except trump

    •  4 роки тому +37

      @@CC-xf4pz one would think that a technological powerhouse as the USA would be able to cross data between birth and death certificates and voter registration... but apparently they're fresh out of technology due to spying on their own citizens.

    • @Futu06
      @Futu06 4 роки тому +28

      @@CC-xf4pz Yeah, but then that's not really "voting by mail is bad", it's "sending ballots out to dead people or to wrong addresses is a waste of paper". That's not a good reason to object to voting by mail in and of itself.

    • @thisismetoday
      @thisismetoday 4 роки тому +16

      I think this may finally be the time where Americans realise their country is by far not the greatest place on earth.

  • @JennzOrs
    @JennzOrs 3 роки тому +18

    Imagine telling your voters voting by mail is fraudulent, then losing because Biden's mail-in voters decided to vote 🤣

  • @miltonvoight3374
    @miltonvoight3374 3 роки тому +3

    John Oliver is doing a great job of making me laugh without a studio audience.

  • @korose8
    @korose8 4 роки тому +203

    Please keep in mind the postal service will be delivering all of those ballots to homes. We will be overwhelmed if people wait too long to ask for them. Please request absentee ballots early so we dont fall behind like the postal service already has with packages. Just a PSA from a postal worker.

    • @leelindsay5618
      @leelindsay5618 4 роки тому +11

      Thank you for being a postal worker & I hope you are also active in your postal union. Times are getting tough for USPS under this clown.

    • @Gcat-ln6ok
      @Gcat-ln6ok 4 роки тому +4

      Nice tip. Thanks!

    • @meatfistcannon3939
      @meatfistcannon3939 4 роки тому +7

      thank you for what you do. and thank you for how much hard work and stress you must go through.

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 4 роки тому +1

      We could always get Amazon to deliver them...

    • @melvinjoseph7009
      @melvinjoseph7009 4 роки тому +1

      This needs to be on top. Hit those likes!

  • @LuckyTondi
    @LuckyTondi 4 роки тому +178

    I was honestly thinking the "getting ripped and shredded beef" part would lead to Adam Driver.

    • @AlienValkyrie
      @AlienValkyrie 4 роки тому +17

      Don't worry, he's just pulling another trick on us, pretending to stop for a few weeks just to hit us when we least expect with a full two-minute ode of admiration.

    • @LordAmerican
      @LordAmerican 4 роки тому +5

      Based on his tone I was expecting him to somehow bring Adam Driver into the pelican bit.

    • @Doc_Aspy
      @Doc_Aspy 4 роки тому +4

      I'm actually a bit disappointed that he didn't bring up AD. 🤣

    • @nicovds
      @nicovds 4 роки тому

      Me too 😂

    • @Frazzled_Chameleon
      @Frazzled_Chameleon 4 роки тому +3

      I feel let down. lol

  • @richardsleep2045
    @richardsleep2045 3 роки тому

    Yes I've belatedly discovered a gem in our Mr Oliver. Nobody back here in blighty has a clue who he is, how the hell did I miss that? Brilliant, thanks.

  • @ffeff8353
    @ffeff8353 4 роки тому +321

    "Your dress code is Chernobyl casual" -- you kill me, John Oliver!

  • @Sigart
    @Sigart 4 роки тому +259

    Times I laughed this episode:
    "Chernobyl casual"
    "My beef is _shredded"_
    "You human boat shoe!"

    • @pleasuretokill
      @pleasuretokill 4 роки тому +25

      Taco Bell's slogan "At a certain point hunger takes over fear"

    • @brianvice1144
      @brianvice1144 4 роки тому +9

      Weirdly shaped and disproportionately harmful to minorities got me

    • @rockyallison6809
      @rockyallison6809 4 роки тому +9

      And the dead person is antisocial.

    • @ItsNatt09
      @ItsNatt09 4 роки тому +3

      As an Oregonian, I died at "Dame Dolla for life".

    • @malcolmwolfe8879
      @malcolmwolfe8879 4 роки тому +3

      You forgot:
      Dame dolla for life

  • @jennifermulherin2947
    @jennifermulherin2947 3 роки тому +3

    Oh wow...spot on!!

  • @JoshFromGA
    @JoshFromGA 3 роки тому +2

    It's hilarious that as he was ranting about pencil sharpeners, mine was sitting in front of me. In my kitchen. Exactly where it shouldn't be.

  • @Erelyt
    @Erelyt 4 роки тому +162

    Must’ve finally heard from Adam Driver’s attorneys.

  • @hellcat1988
    @hellcat1988 4 роки тому +250

    What a shock that the group that usually benefits from low voter turnout would encourage people to not vote and want to prevent voting by mail... It's almost like they know they're shit and don't want to loose power.

    • @Dryltd
      @Dryltd 4 роки тому +6

      Electoral Boards throw out ballots. That's why they know it can be manipulated because they already manipulate votes.

    • @paulwinegardener8407
      @paulwinegardener8407 4 роки тому +4

      lose*

    • @tylerprince5532
      @tylerprince5532 4 роки тому +4

      The Dem primaries were cheated for Hilary in the last two primaries 😂 but okay

    • @marvinurmenita1345
      @marvinurmenita1345 4 роки тому +1

      @@paulwinegardener8407 irrelevant.

    • @intheendyouwillknow2
      @intheendyouwillknow2 4 роки тому

      *almost* 😂

  • @jessicacarr4933
    @jessicacarr4933 3 роки тому +1

    He bloody well called it

  • @nomad4banter
    @nomad4banter 3 роки тому +3

    This is so relevant right now. John, you need to do a follow-up.

  • @n3rdstrength
    @n3rdstrength 4 роки тому +1623

    John feels different this episode, I think he's hit his quarantine stride.

    • @jennifergreggerson6225
      @jennifergreggerson6225 4 роки тому +81

      Which means something else is about to happen to scramble things up. 2020's motto is : "Don't get too comfortable"

    • @seancourtney5548
      @seancourtney5548 4 роки тому +44

      Yea this is honestly the best episode since quarantine began.

    • @aunulimansfield3277
      @aunulimansfield3277 4 роки тому +3

      How long in quarantine will it take for us to get a liberal Alex Jones? Oh don't tell me, I don't want that now that I think about it

    • @waynekenney9311
      @waynekenney9311 4 роки тому +73

      He didn't have audience laughter and it screwed him up for a while, but now he can make the jokes without the laughter and it flows better.

    • @figmentypigmentycrossertos1744
      @figmentypigmentycrossertos1744 4 роки тому

      *Jon

  • @redreaper2752
    @redreaper2752 4 роки тому +256

    “Stop playing politics with our lives” well said ma’am.

  • @MustangChick922
    @MustangChick922 Рік тому +1

    “Chernobyl Casual” I’m wheezing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EmmaMeinKind
    @EmmaMeinKind 3 роки тому +7

    I really don't get it XD I'm swiss, living in germany and receiving mail every few months to vote directly for some issues.
    It works perfectly well!!!

    • @24get24give
      @24get24give 3 роки тому

      I mean no offense, but who would have ever thought that Germany had something to teach us about democracy,? but clearly they do

  • @safetydoggo2721
    @safetydoggo2721 4 роки тому +545

    "Just don't vote lol"
    Excuse me? That sounds very anti democratic

    • @douglaslangley9251
      @douglaslangley9251 4 роки тому +82

      @first last a democratic constitutional republic. This is the dumbest fucking take, we get it we are a representative democracy not a direct one, its still a democracy.

    • @sovietmuffin501
      @sovietmuffin501 4 роки тому +24

      first last even if you want to be technical, we would be a constitutional democratic representative republic

    • @annasnow9740
      @annasnow9740 4 роки тому +18

      Yep, from Missouri, can confirm he said this. 🤦🏻‍♀️ He’s following Trump to the letter. He and our senators don’t care about us.

    • @jsmetalcore
      @jsmetalcore 4 роки тому +13

      @first last It means the same thing, by saying the US isn't a democracy you're saying the US is a dictatorship.

    • @youtubeluver2561
      @youtubeluver2561 4 роки тому

      When Trump is 1 candidate & I’m still undecided about Biden.....I just might not vote.

  • @arigadatred5395
    @arigadatred5395 3 роки тому +577

    People who have functioning pencils:
    - D&D players
    - Artists

    • @inkboo_4293
      @inkboo_4293 3 роки тому +20

      im an artist and i dont even have a functioning pencil

    • @ReynaldoRivera
      @ReynaldoRivera 3 роки тому +14

      To be honest, I play DnD 100% digitally. The only pencil I have is the stylus for my MS Surface Pro.

    • @amypieterse3706
      @amypieterse3706 3 роки тому +14

      as an artist, i must agree......WHERE IS MY PENCIL SHARPENER ?????????????

    • @rogerwilco2
      @rogerwilco2 3 роки тому +2

      Yup.

    • @delaware137
      @delaware137 3 роки тому +11

      Mathematicians also have functioning pencils

  • @Drizzle015
    @Drizzle015 3 роки тому +1

    "... and not in a good way."
    That was brilliant.

  • @seanasdfghjkl6437
    @seanasdfghjkl6437 3 роки тому +7

    17:26 - Hours after Biden's been elected. This was pretty bang on Mr Oliver.

  • @sharkshockypro
    @sharkshockypro 4 роки тому +263

    Why does this always come out 5 minutes before I go to sleep...

    • @TheAmbientMage
      @TheAmbientMage 4 роки тому +3

      Because you don't have HBO?

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos 4 роки тому +11

      Because you don't live in Europe? It's 9am here.

    • @Bruh-gx1ey
      @Bruh-gx1ey 4 роки тому +8

      @@MarcKloos jokes on you, I go to sleep at 8:55 a.m.

    • @brianarmstrong2482
      @brianarmstrong2482 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @KuldarLeement
      @KuldarLeement 4 роки тому

      Because we just woke up here LOL

  • @vandalhandle
    @vandalhandle 4 роки тому +317

    “No one has a pencil sharpener.”
    The artists are angry, the graphic designers are googling 'what is a pencil?'

    • @LynxHazard
      @LynxHazard 4 роки тому +11

      Why it's that beefed up, feature heavy, stick I use on my Wacom tablet or iPhone, right?

    • @fatezaragosa2540
      @fatezaragosa2540 4 роки тому +12

      Fool I own mechanical pencils cause I like sketching before putting it on the computer

    • @UncleBuck3t
      @UncleBuck3t 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao when Oliver talked about pencils I was like “suckerrrr I got mechanical drafting pencils with high quality erasers and eraser refills” 😂😂

    • @alienbacon656
      @alienbacon656 4 роки тому +1

      I have two pencil sharpeners! One normal obe and obe with the two holes for different pencil thickness.

    • @adamboyd1132
      @adamboyd1132 4 роки тому +4

      The drafters have a cup full of mechanical pencils on the desk. "What's a pencil sharpener?"

  • @luminis6950
    @luminis6950 3 роки тому +4

    This aged well. John is a prophet

    • @oce1989
      @oce1989 3 роки тому

      Or a leftist mouthpiece reassuring people it's totally legit before mass fraud takes place.

    • @JD.Knight
      @JD.Knight 3 роки тому +3

      No, Trump is just that stupid and predictable.

  • @revparravager3184
    @revparravager3184 3 роки тому +6

    Except we HAVE had mail in ballots for almost centurieS at this point(since it would have to be at least 2 to be plural). We have had nationwide mail in ballots since the mid 1800s.

  • @garmenlin5990
    @garmenlin5990 4 роки тому +511

    If voting by mail is so "fraudulent", maybe our service members overseas shouldn't be voting by mail either.

    • @awebmate
      @awebmate 4 роки тому +5

      What surprised me is that Twitter seems to know for sure that it isn't. Who are they to say what's right in this matter?

    • @Laurence2000
      @Laurence2000 4 роки тому +51

      If voting by mail is so fraudulent, the president and his press secretary shouldn’t be doing it.

    • @4CiiD3
      @4CiiD3 4 роки тому +5

      You guys are all missing the points, it is not about whether frauding is practical or material, it is about losing the whole confidence of an election because people will think REGARDLESS of the fact there was fraud or not, that there was fraud. This is why there should not be voting by mail, and every current usage for any serious election is a bad idea. Also Twitter did not win the argument with fact, and it is just their opinion. How dare they call their opinion fact ?

    • @4CiiD3
      @4CiiD3 4 роки тому +2

      @Luís Filipe Andrade No one is obligated to vote if they feel it is risky. They have the right to vote if they want, but if they do not want to, well they do not that is fine.

    • @lisettegarcia
      @lisettegarcia 4 роки тому +14

      Having been one myself, overseas service members often receive ballots late, their submitted ballots are not always timely received, and even when they are many states consider them provisional - meaning they are only counted in the event of a runoff and are subject to challenge and heightened scrutiny by the losing candidate.
      So, all votes are not created equal. Just sayin’...

  • @kyledavis2758
    @kyledavis2758 4 роки тому +200

    “First you have to know a dead person. That’s hard to do, they’re antisocial” COMEDY GOLD 😂

    • @CC-xf4pz
      @CC-xf4pz 4 роки тому +1

      Kyle Davis no you don’t. The dead person could have lived at your residence at one point. Or in a nursing home... which if you look at the Covid death numbers in dem states, tends to be 40 some odd percent of the deaths because the Dems had a bill to keep and put Covid patients in nursing homes... think about that for a minute.

  • @amirak129
    @amirak129 3 роки тому +2

    It’s been 2 months and I’m still laughing at “human boat shoe”

  • @thedayman897
    @thedayman897 3 роки тому +1

    I live in colorado, one of the universal mail-in states, and i did get a "I Voted" sticker! 😁👍

  • @mustymoose
    @mustymoose 4 роки тому +200

    I live in Washington state where we have had only voting my mail for years. I really like it, no standing in line and you can sit down with all your info and take time to carefully decide all your choices.

    • @puckstopper25
      @puckstopper25 4 роки тому +28

      Which is likely one of many reasons they don't want you able to do it.

    • @aj383
      @aj383 4 роки тому +5

      Oregonian myself, but I totally agree.

    • @hunnerdayEDT
      @hunnerdayEDT 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I can research every candidate and resolution before I vote. I love that about WA.

    • @rhondablevins4466
      @rhondablevins4466 4 роки тому +4

      Akmal Ibrahim So obviously a troll that you don’t even know how ridiculous this comment was.

    • @drpepperman2765
      @drpepperman2765 4 роки тому +1

      @@akmal94ibrahim Okay, cool, but what's your point here?

  • @mockingbirdfinch5783
    @mockingbirdfinch5783 4 роки тому +145

    If we can do taxes by mail, we can certainly vote by MAIL. “9.9

    • @greatcesari
      @greatcesari 4 роки тому +5

      Absolutely true.

    • @kungfumind.
      @kungfumind. 4 роки тому +4

      Word!

    • @hectorheck1353
      @hectorheck1353 4 роки тому

      Wow, terrible comparison.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 4 роки тому +1

      Taxes are done by name and can be corrected by name after the fact. Votes have to be anonymous and repeatedly stripped of any means to trace back any vote to the voter.

    • @Matt-fl8uy
      @Matt-fl8uy 4 роки тому +9

      @@johndododoe1411 You clearly have never voted by mail. You have a form in it that includes your name and party registration that is returned with your ballot (they are just separate pieces of paper). They still check off your name when you vote.

  • @Kathom86
    @Kathom86 3 роки тому +1

    I'm from Oregon and voted by mail for years. It was glorious and easy. No idea why this is a big deal.

  • @cerealvapist333
    @cerealvapist333 2 роки тому +1

    17:35 spooky how spot on he was.

  • @starkovichforster
    @starkovichforster 4 роки тому +186

    Is our census fraudulent? We used to have people go house to house to get that right. If we can trust the census, we can trust mail in voting.

    • @RealCoolGuy
      @RealCoolGuy 4 роки тому +1

      My census was fraudulent. I always send in false information on the census...and I vote by mail every year. I'm probably screwing myself there somehow...

    • @patriciocastillo6246
      @patriciocastillo6246 4 роки тому +12

      RealCoolGuy Why would you lie in a census?

    • @RebornLegacy
      @RebornLegacy 4 роки тому +1

      @@patriciocastillo6246
      He's too cool for school. You wouldn't understand, Mr. Square pants.

    • @charliedelta1133
      @charliedelta1133 4 роки тому

      I'm fraudulent for accidentally claiming I was puppy on the census

    • @roflchopter11
      @roflchopter11 4 роки тому +1

      We also have other sources of data to cross check the census, according to the people who didn't want the citizenship question on the census