Election Results 2020: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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- Опубліковано 20 тра 2024
- John Oliver discusses the long week of US presidential election results, including Donald Trump’s various attempts to make the election appear illegitimate, and a historic win for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
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It feels so nice to see John happy about something that's not a sewage plant
Wow, didn’t expect you to be here! I love your videos!
I second that! Hi Michael!
@@litigatedparadox8946 i was thinking the same thing
That's a good point, also love your videos.
But nothing will improve for regular people
Gosh, I love BBQ-Beer-Freedom-guy. He's literally the answer to the question: "What if Donnie hadn't been born into a rich family?" He absolutely looks the part.
Best quip of the entire week!
😂🤣😂🤣
Trump Junior has called on Trump supporters to "GO TO WAR" inciting violence and social unrest. If you're wondering whether that could be the spark for CIVIL WAR, there's a great analysis that looks into that: ua-cam.com/video/EeF61LRYSKk/v-deo.html&ab_channel=MyTake
Damn, you are right. I can't unsee it.
Though, the only difference is that his tan actually looks like a tan.
@@Royalname31 Yeah that's the kind of thing that happens if you're not born to rich parents. You get a real tan because you have to do things outside
Trump got the full 2020 experience.
-he got COVID
-he lost his job
-he got evicted
.....Sad......
VR 4K RTX 3090 experience
Unlike the Americans who experienced the same, it was all self-inflicted.
Under rated comment
Lol
I just love the moment when Giuliani asks "Do you think we're stupid, do you think we're fools?", and the supporter in the backround vehemently keeps nodding.
17:29
singing a song written by an openly-bisexual man born in zanzibar, tanzania who died from a viral pandemic intentionally ignored by the prime minister of his country, to defend a homophobic, racist, pandemic-denying president?
that's a bold strategy, cotton, let's see how it plays out
lmao XD
Didn't Ronald Regan also ignore the AIDS-pandemic?
The "onald-crew": a celebrity, turned president, who ignored a deadly pandemic during his presidency. (Plus a lot of other similarities)
A thousand points for the Dodgeball reference!
@@peachysandie Together, they form: Ronald McDonald
@@peachysandie Yes, the Reagan administration absolutely ignored the AIDS pandemic, even saying that AIDS is "nature's revenge on gay men." (- Pat Buchanan, Reagan's communications director)
Now that he's no longer gonna be the president, that means he'll have a lot more free time to chill with me
Don’t forget Putin
Yes please take him to North Korea with you.
Please take him to North Korea as your pet
Invite him over to your place and let him stay for eternity. And obviously keep him away from twitter
Dont worry, im sure he will be making an unscheduled-visit to see you and Putin VERY soon
"That's not even the worst thing he's asked his supporters to do"
2021:
...go on
@@yuniq9gaming930 yet
"It is genuinely hard to overstate the level of relief that has been flying around parts of this country."
Literally me rewatching this piece two years later and tearing up just being reminded of how stressed and miserable I was in the days before the results came in, and how relieved and happy I was when it was all over. Just hearing him say the words _"he lost"_ made me cry again.
But he hasn't gone away. He is running again and his supporters have gotten even *worse* - their detachment from reality is complete. I don't see how we are going to move forward when a sizable portion of our population believe that every thing that makes them the slightest bit uncomfortable is fake news. It doesn't even have to be about Trump, or even politics anymore. All kinds of what I would call benign stories, as in they won't affect any ones lives and that they are events that are not far fetched at all - stuff that happens often - they are calling stuff even like that fake news if it is simply something they do not agree with. That can not go on, its not like a "we won't tolerate that" kinda thing - its a house divided will fall kinda thing.
Me too
Well... He's running again in 2024...
@@rodemire haha, yeah, and that's totally completely fine and not at all FREAKING ME OUT in every way :)
@@halliewongpersonally the 2022 midterms were far more of a relief for me, mostly because I went into the night expecting a complete loss for normalcy but America showed me it’s still kicking despite many outward appearances, while I had a lot of hope going into the 2020 election
6:10
"Do you think we're stupid? Do you think we're fools?"
Said the man speaking at a 'Four Seasons Landscaping' parking lot, because he mistook it for a 'Four Seasons Hotel'.
Still wondering how exactly the phone call to book the parking lot went...
He should not ask questions he does not want answers to lol
Says the man who didn't knew he married his cousin. For 14 years.
To be fair... that's not how that went down, but they sure didn't consider the optics very well nor realized that Trump would be easily confused and think they meant the hotel chain.
It's almost poetic that the most clumsy and stupid administration in modern history got the news they lost the election while their leader was out golfing and the head lawyer was doing a press conference in front of a garage next to an adult book store because he booked the wrong location.
Trump's logic is amazing:
"I'm only losing because they're counting votes."
"Covid numbers are only increasing because they're counting."
You'd think he has a problem with numbers lol.
Probably because he cant count that hight.
No wonder he can't show his taxes
He can't even count his debt for starters...
I'm pretty sure he has good numbers. He probably has the best numbers!
I don’t own a scale so I’ve been the same weight since high school
I find myself rewatching these episodes about trump every once in a while. I think it’s good to remember how batshit those years were in an effort to not become complacent for what batshit is yet to come. It’s also good to remember the absolute joy and relief I felt learning the election results from that year.
So long as he's alive, in prison or not, the nightmare is NOT over!
@@stephenwright8824 he’s going to be made into a martyr no matter how he kicks it. He could die from colon cancer and it would still be the lib’s fault.
After 2016, I never imagined such a cult following. Even after DJT dies, his MAGA following will remain in congress and threaten our democracy for years to come.
I am at the same time baffled ..about how long it was was ..yet we are still in the middle of it.
It isn't the past...it is still very much the present.
Trump has been saying the same thing for years, there's no line of demarcation that separates then from now.
Need the 3yr reminder
Funny hearing conservatives sing Queen well knowing that Freddie Mercury would absolutely not approve of their cause.
Or they of his sexuality.
I'm willing to bet that the rest of the group and his estate were mad as hell. and shot a cease and desist letter out to the Republican party. because I have never heard that song played by the Republican party since then.
Freddie Mercury the king (or queen) of the bisexuals?! Never!
Guliani: "Do you think we're stupid? Do you think we're fools?"
John Oliver, speaking for everyone: "Yeah. Yeah, we do."
I don't really understand why Rudy Giuliani is still a thing. Is there no Belmont or Van Hellsing left to take care of this issue?
@@Alias_Anybody They're working behind the scenes for the SDNY. That wooden stake is coming soon.
"...And not for the reasons you think we do."
beautiful
@@Alias_Anybody i know right. I mean the man can pull of a dracula cosplay but he defenetly should not be in a position of power of any kind
Best quote I have read: "Trump has had the full 2020 experience:” He Got COVID-19, Lost his Job, and is now Being Evicted."
I feel for him what he felt for us...nothing
That is so awesome! He deserves our experience ;)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
👍
At least her survived. My friend died of covid in the beginning and he NEVER cared
"Not even the worst thing he's asked his supporters to do."
Two months later...
Thanks John for making humanity a lot more bearable for me,
🙂 What a fantastic comment
"No more f*cking Jared". I'll drink to that!
Ivanka would, too
I just drank a Moscow Mule to that.
:-P
I wouldn’t get my hopes up too high. Counting isn’t over. Trump 2020
@@Skiddles-ey6tu Hahahaha, sucker
Unless we are talking about Subway Jared....in prison.
“Live your life in such a way that the ENTIRE WORLD doesn’t celebrate when you get voted out of office...”
-Some guy, Twitter
Entire world? Nope.
Like nearly half of the US voted for him, I seriously doubt the entire world are celebrating
well, besides dictators. but not being celebrated by them is a good thing.
@@mladenmilenkovic9279 Those that voted for him also celebrated... prematurely.
@@Jinppa
Your rigth, Russia isn't celebrating.
“‘Get Out’ garden party guest” might be my favorite drag he’s ever done
Congratulations to Senator-Elect Stone-Cold from Pennsylvania!
"Four Seasons too long."
Yeah, but this one ends at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
Super underrated comment
Let's just hope this horror series isn't going to be picked up again in 4 years, becauseI couldn't live through another season 8 ... especially if it ends with the tyrant being replaced by a robotic, pale and emotionless cripple - Jared the Broken!
@@matthiasbauer3822 The American democratic system is broken. The whole country makes a 180 degree turn every 4-8 years.
@@matthiasbauer3822 jared the broken. Laughing my ass off god damn
@@matthiasbauer3822 let hope like hello this doesn't happen across the country. Faithless Electors.
www.king5.com/article/news/local/washington-electors-to-vote-for-biden-in-decemeber/281-ecb44aec-4065-4d7d-8262-7515ed0d3c79
as a BBQ, Beer and Freedom lover, I must say that this guy doesn't represent us BBQ, Beer and Freedom lovers.
WE NEED OUR FREEDOM FROM THAT GUY
Scratches left butt cheek while lifting up beer draft.. "HERE HERE!" *berps
Notice how "freedom" was the smallest word on the shirt...
BBQ and Beer maybe, as those are enjoyed by everyone no matter how awful. but definetly not freedom when he wants to stop an election.
Are we talking about american freedom what people in kentucky believe/live in, or european that saved people from bankruptcy during this pandemic
That's Senator Stone Cold now
Sometimes I just come back to watch this episode, and remind myself of how good it felt to watch this the first time.
Then I’m reminded that we need to watch it routinely, stop taking it for granted, and force Manchin, Sinema, et al to watch it on repeat, with their eyes pried open a la “Clockwork Orange.”
That's the most authoritarian thing I have ever read
@@realJimMarshall Then you haven't read much.
@@realJimMarshall Well if you read that and took that last part literally then you have much bigger problems.
John: “I would love to make fun of that, but unfortunately...
I have no time for losers”
Mic drop.
Hope he deals with other topics now such as the terrorism and cartoons situation in France. It's time we explored the debate between free speech and religion and how far our anti-terrorism responses should go. Found agreat vid that does just that in the context of the France attacks: ua-cam.com/video/ahlJXAaH59w/v-deo.html&ab_channel=MyTake
Burn lol
@@drunkensailor3736 There can’t be *any* compromise between a human right and a hobby. It is the right of any free human to laugh about any kind of ideology as long as he wants as long as he does not call for violence against their followers.
This is the main foundation of the western democratic culture, where ideologies are always below law.
The anti LGBTQ crowd singing a Queen song. 🤣🤣🤣
I found that funny as well. Apparently, they don't know Freddie Mercury's sexual orientation.
Meanwhile, Trump was "dancing" to the Village People
Or back the blue people dancing to Rage Against the Machine
Why is it funny it's not like just because the lead singer was gay don't mean they are a gay band now if it was Rocketman or something like that I get it
@@gusmonster59 Exactly. They don't know anything and that's y they support Trump... They have their own facts and reality :P
Stacy Abrams legitimately saved the world! She needs to be Times Magazines's "Person of the Century"💕
She saved the world? Even though Biden would have won without Georgia?
@@Heisenberg-pr7pn
I'm sure Abram's efforts extended beyond Georgia. I was certainly impressed with her attempt at being GA governor.
But yeah, I'm taking @Tiffany k 'a words as complimenting exaggeration. Nothing wrong with that if everyone recognizes it as such. Just like when people say "Trump is smart". Awwww, that's sweet of you to say.😆 --J
@@Heisenberg-pr7pn We got the senate because of her
@@radgamerxyz ("Benko" sounds like those Japanese pinball machines 🙂)
...And, like, literally millions of others. But yeah, as far as visible MVP's go, I'm sure she's up there.
Who knows what power was wrought by invisible string pullers... 🤔 --J
I fail to see how she saved the world? What did she save it from? Trump was already president for 4 years what horrible world ending thing was he gonna do in his 2nd term?
I remember that week felt like watching a horror movie where the monster finally died but there was still twenty minutes of runtime left and you just knew SOMETHING was gonna happen.
I didn’t ask for a sequel, but it appears that one is already well into production.
You dont seem to know how Democrats feel about Biden, so please get a real Picture by watching 3+ Videos of "Some More News" about Biden.
Hopefully its only like the last jump scare - where they poke the monster with a stick and he lunges out one final time then collapses dead for real.
@@IsawwhatyoudidAnd that on repeat for 20 minutes, just to make sure he's *really* dead
I'd almost forgotten what John Oliver looked and sounded like when he was happy about something. I know how he feels.
@@iwantsexseemyvideo6250 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what
"Stop the count."
Sooo...you want to murder democracy?
I was going to say the same thing! Im glad he had a good day and i want to send him a hearty smile :]
You know John is ecstatic because he looks notably less depressed than in the last 20 episodes.
Hope he deals with other topics now such as the terrorism and cartoons situation in France. It's time we explored the debate between free speech and religion and how far our anti-terrorism responses should go. Found agreat vid that does just that in the context of the France attacks: ua-cam.com/video/ahlJXAaH59w/v-deo.html&ab_channel=MyTake
I can't imagine what an episode it will be when it is all over and we get that vaccine, they're gonna 'party like octopuses on ecstasy' at HBO I tell you
I think the whole world feels the same as John. LOL
Literally feels like he was reverse aging as the episode continued.
qfs blockchain system homeland security made the ballots and they used traceable watermarks that cant be recreated its a perfect case that will win in supreme court they planned this sting all along Qanon.pub Q is real and will save America (jfk and jfk jr burial ground shape) jfk started it and his boy jfk jr will finish it hes is not dead and hes helping trump destroy the evil and i mean evil deepstate demonrats
Just think of what the media has been covering up and lying about
Adrenochrome
Pizzagate
Obamagate
Epstiens island
Hillary emails
D.u.m.b bases
Wienstien
pedowood
Frazzledrip
The children are all this was about its not about money thats why the world is shut down for the flu virus
Qanon.pub
Trump2020
Wwg1wga
Q - ENJOY THE SHOW
Q - YOU CANT STOP WHAT IS COMING
Holy fuck. I'm just casually rewatching some old LWT, but when the first Trump clip came on, I realised I hadn't heard his voice in like half a year, and I froze in terror. I'm not sure I've made enough of an effort to work through the trauma those four years have left in me. That shit was a proper nightmare, wasn't it?
Never knew a voice could give me shivvers.
Exactly 😡
The man was a disaster and it's important to remember how bad he was, directly and indirectly.
and I hate to bring it up, but trump will definitely run in 2024.
@@heaven7360 the big question in is if he wins or not. Which really hinges on how Biden finishes these next two years.
I’ve watched this episode at least three times! The first few minutes was worth it!!! Especially the woman on the scooter😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"interrupted by a walking internet comment", Perfect.
Totally perfect.
Lord of the Rings!
Hated to give you a like since you were at 69, but it had to be done.
Right😁
those look especially dumb irl, don't they? on god
Seeing John with a glint of hope in his eye again makes me so happy
Yes, makes me happy to see him hopeful 🙏🏽☺️
I honestly compare this to the first few weeks when pokemon go was popular and everything felt possible and happy 🤣🤣🤣
Probably the only episode in blank void where John seems hopeful
6:48
Congratulations, Stone Cold, on your win!
Ah, I remember that day. My family celebrated at home in Germany.
“Walking internet comment” is the best insult ever 😂😂
😂
I just couldn't get over his awkward walk away right before he got ignored like a moldy cheese stick hiding in the back of a crisper.
It's so accurate! I'm going to save that one for later. I live in a red state but a blue portion but I might still see someone behave like that guy here. It is Alabama, after all.
I'd say 'Get Out garden party guest' beats it
lold at this one
"Calling 'dibs' on states is not how we elect presidents. We use the Electoral College, which is at least... 3% less stupid than that"
I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and its next President, Joe Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.
That was the second-funniest thing about the past week (well behind the Four Seasons fiasco) . . "We hereby claim for electoral college purposes . . " LOL! Oh, you "hereby claim" them, do you? Does "hereby" make it more binding? Awesome stuff!
@@douglasderu980 Allow me to declare Trump to be bancrupt. Before you start yelling remember I said "declare", so I win. No take backsies.
No, we all know that it is the media who decides who wins the election, nothing more or less
@@Achillieas420 LOL. A man of culture right here. 😂
That kind of worldwide celebration hadn't been seen since the end of WWII.
Worldwide?
@@donovanlocust1106 Yes. US politics inpact worldwide politics.
@@yankis. no shit
I'm sorry but people were not celebrating this worldwide, I have no idea where you got that idea at most people were relieved but our lives don't center around you.
@@hedgehog3180 funny coming from someone with an Antifa profile picture. Aren't you guys a bunch of trust fund babies who hide themselves?
“Hate to see him go”. “ Love to watch him walk away”. Magnificent.
John's tank top with his three favorite things should definitely include Adam Driver, that absolute Clydesdale of a man
Omg yes! 😂
I know, right??? Then again, I'm sure his face is printing on John's boxers.
I was hoping that he would be in that list 😂
Tear my muscle fibers you pensive steed
@@rhov-anion Printed on the inside of his boxers.
"I would love to make fun of that, but unfortunately I have no time for losers"
Humiliation on so many levels 😂😂😂😂
OUCH THAT HURTS
The last 4 years say otherwise.
It would've been so easy to make a comment about singing a song by a group where the lead singer was, at the very least, bisexual, and not American. lol
@@TheorizingWithBen The last four years have proven what a loser Donald really is. No shame, no empathy, no dedication to the people he was legally bound to represent. Total loser behavior.
sometimes when im having a bad day, i rewatch this video and stop after the 30 second celebration. just to make myself feel better. its great :)
You dont seem to know how Leftists feel about Biden, so please get a real Picture by watching 3+ Videos of "Some More News" about Biden.
Lt. Governor Stone Cold
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I have no time for losers"- tssss, aaah, oh I felt that burn.
@Tim Evans with the debts he has i doubt he will be able to keep being a problem for long.
@Tim Evans As soon as he's out of office his Twitter and Facebook accounts are probably going to be banned for TOS violations, the only reason they haven't been is because he's still in office.
Tim Evans I’m worried he’s going to get the Supreme Court involved
It’s funny that he’s actually gonna be the one going to jail. RNC appearances? Maybe via zoom from a jail cell.
I picture them all drunk in ditches, with cheap whisky in a brown paper bag singing 'We Are The Champions". I'd be above them in my imagination, watering them and calling it rain. Hahahahaa!
This was full of gems, but...
"That 'Get Out" garden party guest" was the true winner.
I've heard that one before... What was with the garden party in _Get Out?_
Kyle Stubbs It was a pre-auction party and the only item up for bid was a black man.
**VOTE THIRD PARTY** ua-cam.com/video/OkoEKQLwIwg/v-deo.html
I literally said "holy shit" out loud lmfao he's not wrong
I'll be recycling that one. Its an apt description for a few people I know.
Im rewatching this and this man brings me great joy
Just for the record, my family made numerous calls to the “fraud hotline.” Really helped fill the time, though you could hear how exhausted the interns were.
“that’s not even the worst thing he’s had his supporters do!”
me, watching this three weeks after january 6: oh boy
It is a pretty exhaustive list.
We were so innocent back then.
@@danceingntherain2 We?
Ahhh if he didn't say it I was gonna
@@DemonDante1000
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I didn’t realize how much I missed seeing that smug grin on John’s face and sincere joy in his eyes.
Looking forward to all the new stories about how f*cked up our world is without once hearing the word Donald Trump in them
Yep. Now this pesky episode is over - we can go back to the real problems, like climate change, world poverty and hunger and such. It's not that they were gone the last 4 years.
But on the other hand - a few moments of extasy-octopuss-party seems alright right now.
God I never want to hear his name again or see his stupid face. Just looking at him is exhausting.
13:51 .. This is how John Oliver manipulates people ... You'll think he's telling the whole truth but he's a fuckin rat.
Observers were in the room but they were kept 25 ft away. What's the point of having an ovserver then . That's what Trump campaign has been fighting for.
@The Analyst - Don’t waste your time posting here. If you have evidence, share it with that website Oliver mentioned!
Wouldn't hold my breath :)
Most of the fuckery will probably be because of Trump anyway.. So we still have a few years of hearing his name until things go back to "normal".
“Hot idiots” john secretly being attracted to horses is my favorite bit of lwt lore
I’m still all about the LWT space geckos
You were brilliant, John Oliver. This corrupt orangutan had to go. Nine months later I still come back to watch this episode. Love the dancing and cameos by Elmo, an Eagle and Unicorn.
Meanwhile your president is so old he doesn’t know what’s going on half the Damm time
That BBQ guy wanted to be “silenced” sooo bad to legitimize his screams. Lol
I love the "Where were we?" comment afterwards. That was pretty much a Jurassic Park moment.
I got to see the "hold me back" move in real time. Awesome!
That was fake. Setup by Biden campaign. Like let’s get an actor and what would a Trump supporter wear ?
Too bad for him it didn't happen..
@@lancairw867 Either way it was good entertainment. You know they've lost when they start calling every little thing fake.
"Get Out garden party guest" is my new favourite insult.
Also, I am sad that this was clearly finished before Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
Oh my god that better be in the next Last Week Tonight because holy shit, what an embarrassment lmao
I NEED to hear John make fun of that, for my health
And great name for a band
Yea, i hope he covers it next week
@@syd5380 I wish we could have seen his face when he first found out about it XD
Oh, man. I totally remember this. What a freaking relief!!
Then we had Jan 6th. Good grief!!😳🤯
sleepy joe
I was so happy about this... I was checking the news every morning that week. And I don't even live in the USA.
John...how did you forget the "We got him" button?
Inexcusable.
He left that at the studio when he went into lockdown, probably.
That poor tiger is raging... 😄
The opening of the episode had the "We got him!" banner as the interchangeable graphic at the end of the theme music sequence. I'm sure if he were in the actual studio, they would have used the button. Not quite the same impact in the blank void.
He definitely left that behind in the studio.
@@FenixDown Fair enough
I’m so glad to see the light back in John’s eyes
Ya now the late night hosts can actually get back to comedy
I want a 3 favorite things shirt reading "cute geckos, shiny rocks, and marijuana", lmao
Almost a year passed and watching trump and his supporters crying about lost elections is still so satisfying
So how many servicemen are you people going to kill?
@@ryeguy7941 You think that Democrats are killing servicemen? How so?
@@ryeguy7941 What are you talking about?
@@sidnew2739 He's talking straight outta "Trump's playbook of projecting" one's own flaws on "the Communist Enemy". I might be from overseas but those right-wing hypocrites are all the same. I'm studying them🧐
yeah you still happy he lost with sleepy joe?
6:30 “88% counted? What’s left, 14% left?”
-Rudy Giuliani, who can’t do math
Giuliani is so far-gone that I don't even think he knows what day of the week it is.
But can do his cousin
Repeatedly
He said "80+ % counted", not 88%.
@@MrJBA79 Of course he does. It's 9/11.
Rudy said "With 80+ percent of the vote counted"
"You think we're stupid?" "Yeah. Yeah we do" LMFAO the timing on that was genius
biggest relief I've ever felt from an election
Lol the celebration montage reminds me of the celebrations at the end of Return of The Jedi 😂
“I have no time for losers” That shade was felt from MARS
"I DECLARE VICTORY"
"you cant just say the word victory and expect something to happen"
"I didn´t say it, I declared it"
@Derek McCumber bruh that was the joke
He’d be licking the state if it got him the win
IIIIIIIII DECAAAAAARREEE VIICCCTORRYYYYYY!!!!!
Use "HEREBY"
I love how this has turned to The Office quotes now 🤣
I just keep watching this to cheer myself up when I feel down, never fails 😂
You dont seem to know how Leftists feel about Biden, so please get a real Picture by watching 3+ Videos of "Some More News" about Biden.
@@nenmaster5218 Maybe so but the pure joy that everyone felt when Trump lost the election will always be amazing
Well now it's Senator John "Stone Cold" Fetterman. He's moved up in the world.
The shirt with John's 3 favourite things has a severe lack of Adam Driver.
Maybe that's on the back
He wouldn't dare dehumanize adam like that calling him a thing
and also octopuses.
@@-42-47: *octopodes
Iftfy.
And horses
I've never got through an entire episode without blowing my current beverage out my nose at least once.
I will never get tired of watching those scenes of mass celebration after Biden won
Me neither it’s the best!
After Biden "won" aka stole the election. He received more votes than any other president in history. Not suspicious at all. Oh well, you got your way so it's ok right? As a child I was always taught that cheating was one of the worst things I could do. Apparently I was one of very few because millions of people are totally ok with cheating to get what they want.
@@nathanxbond Was it that or was it because there's more people voting and less of them wanted to vote for Trump?
@@JJJBunney001 so you really think biden got more votes than any president in history yet he has only protesters at every one of his appearances. Seems legit! Good luck with that. Moron.
@@nathanxbond okay even if Biden cheated to win that wouldn’t mean millions of people are okay with cheating. It means they either voted for him or assume others did so they don’t think cheating happened. Notice that this isn’t a defense of Biden or Trump but the American people.
"This is an embarrassment for our country."
Yes. Yes you are. You were literally laughed at on the UN floor.
The same UN that is handing over Chinese dissadent names to the CCP?
And trupm thought they were celebrateing him lol 😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😅
@@nickr8550 where do you people get this shit.
@@johnklaus9111 they just read something on Facebook and they take it as fact.
@@nickr8550
😂
"Youve counted 80%. That means there only 14% left. What do you think were stupid?"
100-80=20
Yes sir we do....
Even 14% of the 6.7mil ballots in PA would be 940k more ballots. More than enough to knock off a 400k lead when most of them are from Philly.
Also, I'm not sure most Americans actually understand that news stations "calling" a state for a candidate and the actual vote count are not the same thing. Clearly, Rudy Giuliani doesn't if he thinks they should just call it and stop counting ballots.
He says 80 PLUS though...
@Namaste Ji No, this is a deliberate tactic to disenfranchise votes and calling out to their beyond uneducated and stupid base.
But the networks are responsible, too. They should have emphasised it more, that results would be premature in those states because of mail-in ballots that were counted after the in-person ballots were announced or they should not have announced these states at all.
He did say 80+. He's stupid for other reasons though.
@@aliebrubaker7473 Sure but it would require a 71% 29% margin in a state that was won with less than a percentage difference. Well you say but the later votes came from the real blue districts, funny how that happened that the blue district took significantly longer to count then everyone else what a coincidence. And funny how that didn't happen in states that have the strictest election law in the country like Ohio and Florida and even DC coincidence don't think about it. And how the same counties have much much higher turnouts then the average and comparable places. And funny how Oliver the red coat forgot to mention Trump team won that observer lawsuit, funny funny orang man bad. Funny how for two years same people where telling us that Stacey Abrams is not the Governor because of election fraud but now we know election fraud is impossible, coincidence don't think, and funny how the media and Oliver the red coat didn't mention that Hillary took the same legal remedies Trump is doing now with a much smaller margin, but she did it to defend democracy and orange man bad bad. Why orange man bad hair is using his legal rights when that bad.
I’m yelling “Frick you Trump!” in October 2021, and it’s still relevant.
3:27 Don Lemon's good natured "I resemble that remark!" made me laugh...you can see him thinking "Sorry, mate, I know it's a dumb question, but I'm kinda under orders to ask it!"
" If you don't understand how those images rhyme with history it's because maybe you're not used to seeing them in color "
That hit hard
ua-cam.com/video/BYbq7RqeTmI/v-deo.html 😿
I wonder how many peoples heads that racist slam went over. 🤣
If you think that was racially motivated, you don't understand logic and reason.
@@kalbininkas oh? enlighten us oh wise one xD
@@NoneYaBp So you think it's about racism?
"Trump. Lost."
I never savoured two words this much my entire life.
Trump losing should be no surprise to anyone; 4 bankruptcies, numerous failed casinos and hotels, 2 (possibly 3, soon) failed marriages... The guy is a walking failure, especially down a slight decline.
I'm happy to hear them now, but I was _really_ hoping our country was smart enough to end his reign years ago.
" trump convicted " is gonna be tasty
Asks how old an 11 year old girl was... rips her into his arms for pictures then looks her in the eyes and says, "Im a lucky man. Spread your legs and you'll get frisked he he he." -Joe Biden
ua-cam.com/video/pAiGtrxgIFM/v-deo.html
3:36
been trying to get this posted for a while but UA-cam keeps taking it down every time. I worded it different this time and didn't call Joe a Ped0 so hopefully it doesn't get taken down this time. UA-cam doesn't let you quote Joe Biden when he's being a Ped0 goes against their morals. lmao
if you voted for Joe Biden then you support him doing this to young girls or you're ignorant as fuck...
Amen!!!!
Nice to watch this again, and hear a sane voice (?) assert "All that bull-shit which we've grown accustomed to seeing work DID NOT WORK this time." 100% agree :)
John, these series are my guilty pleasures going all the way back to see how accurate your prognostications had been. You were the absolute first to tell us that it wasn't going to end well. I bet the 'walking internet man' was at the capital. I wonder if you can do an hour or more compilation of the old commentaries and sprinkle the country's current nightmares today.
If the entire world reacts like we just blew up the death star when you lose the election, you have certainly made some choices
You mean the second death star.
@@camrenmugabe4166 You mean the Nth Death Star.
@Picolas Cage Now where did these people learn how to dance the Super Spreader? "Trump's Rose Garden Ballroom?" His "Tulsa Tavern?"
ua-cam.com/video/BYbq7RqeTmI/v-deo.html 😿
@@user-yx8bh6wg4x Now that brought me back to 2016.
Arizona Trumpets: "Count the vote"
Pennsylvania Trumpets: "Stop the vote"
Me: lol
when i see the 3 arrows of Eisern front i m more relieved again
They should count half of the votes and stop at half so everyone is happy
Votes those count! Count then stop! Votes those count! Count then stop! Votes those count! Count then stop! Votes those count! Count then stop! 😂 😆 😝
Exemplary of a contradictory presidency that is Donald Trump's legacy.
I love how Arizona responded to protesters like "We are! Your protesting is slowing us down!"
"trump isn't going to be the president anymore" was such a refreshing sentence to hear a year ago
Nowadays i barely remember him and I'm glad. Thank you brain.
this is the only time when i'm glad i have a horrible memory
I don't know why but that Nemo joke had me crying for about 5 minutes
When you get an eviction notice and the whole world throws a party over it, and you respond by telling them it's fake and you're not moving out, that's some next level Narcissism right there.
surely thinking the WHOLE World cares about the murican circus , has to be the height of Narcissism , greetings - rest of the World !
Trump is the Narcissist in Chief
@@mikesyyt I mean... While it is an exaggeration, it's not unfair to say that "the rest of the world" cares about American Politics. America is a global superpower and we have news coverage, from all around the world, of people celebrating Trump's defeat.
@@mikesyyt HBO is an american media company, primarily aimed at the US market, and to not expect them to cover American politics a little more closely than they would the rest of the world is also a little arrogant. Don't watch American entertainment and then get offended that it has an American perspective, no matter how flawed and stupid that worldview may be
I hear the united airlines security staff needs work.
This will NEVER get old. 🤣
I will never tire of this feeling.
*”Look, I would love to make fun of that, but unfortunately, I have no time for losers.”*
That is just excellent.
I definitely laughed at that. 😄
"I say I win, therefore I did."
I hereby claim victory, bro.
I hereby won the lottery
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 22 y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! I only want a neat transition, but thank you
@@oskarhenriksen Me too.
I claim to claim this claim
This episode never gets old.
I love coming back to this. I just start laughing before the jokes start and slowly wind down a few hours later. I think I'll watch again. XD
Remember: Always try to live your life in such a way that the entire planet doesn't dance in the streets when you lose your job.
Quite hard when everyone was against you before you took office. Im perplexed how many people dont look a bit further than mainstream media. I was baffled by some of the lies ive seen and how they never critiqued biden
fok bruh, you dont need to look far to see why trumpet was a dunce.
@@koffiegast have you ever heard 45 speak?
@@koffiegast Have you forgotten that he created his own reputation _before_ he even took office? Were you paying attention during the primaries and the pre-election campaign season? How could anyone *fail* to have formed an opinion?
@@u.synlig Trump was the guy every 80' and 90' movie copied when they needed a slimy businessman villain... People knew what kind of monster he was way before...
Live your life in a way that does not make people dance in the streets when you are gone.
Well said.
In other words, don"t be a Trump from anywhere close to the East River? Got it.
Everyone partying when Trump was forced out of office. I’m pretty sure I cracked into a wine when the whole country voted to fire him.
👌 you're fired 👌 lol
Donald Trump is the human embodiment of fart sounds.
Trump by name, Trump by nature 😁
octopus foreshadowing
There’s something hilarious about a judge with a courtroom set as their zoom backgroubd
I think some things have to be formal. It wouldn't just ring right, if a judge just sat in her living room doling out justice... maybe with a meat-hammer because she left her gavel in the actual court...
@@robertnett9793 or with a squeaky toy hammer
It’s like “The People’s Court!” LOL!!
@@cristianverdugogalaz8725 "And the sentence is DEATH BY CUDDLES!!!" *squeek*
The way her picture flickers because zoom can't quite figure out where the background is kinda kills the formality of it
“And if you don’t understand how those images rhyme with ‘history’, it might be because you’re just not used to seeing them in color.”
I think one of his smartest phrases ever.
I could even hear the boot hitting the ground rhythmically
Yeah, that hurt.
He really nailed it with that sentence.
gave me chills :(
Seeing 17:26 gave me serious Dashcon flashbacks
Very very funny. Enjoyed that so much having stumbled upon it from the uk. Reminded me a bit of the delivery of Ben Elton in the 80s.
“Do you think we’re stupid? You think we’re fools?”
Me and John simultaneously: “Yeah.”
"Actually, you said it. But if you're waiting for me to disagree, you might want to take a seat."
That's the best part 😆😆
😂😂😂OMG dude that truly was epic 😂😂😂😇
*everyone simultaneously
Animals that John Oliver is weirdly attracted to:
-Camels (eyes)
-Horses
-Adam Driver
-Octopuses
(Edit:)
-Rats
-Hamsters in speedos
-giraffes
I thought no one was gonna mention it! He called those horses hot !! What the fuck!!!!
He mentioned a hamster with Speedos too..right ..
There were at least two moments in this video featuring hamsters in speedos..
Hamsters and rats tho
Hope he deals with other topics now such as the terrorism and cartoons situation in France. It's time we explored the debate between free speech and religion and how far our anti-terrorism responses should go. Found agreat vid that does just that in the context of the France attacks: ua-cam.com/video/ahlJXAaH59w/v-deo.html&ab_channel=MyTake