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Tez Ilyas: TEZTIFY (FULL Stand-Up Comedy Special 2020)
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Full live hilarious stand up special from the UK's Tez Ilyas.
Filmed at the iconic Southbank Centre, London, May 2018.
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TEZTIFY
Armed with his trademark cheek and uncompromising approach, Tez presents this slick, smart and subversive stand-up special.
Star of Man Like Mobeen, The Tez O'Clock Show, Live at the Apollo and hit podcast TEZ Talks.
‘Tez Ilyas’ political stand-up is candy floss with a razorblade inside: sweet and familiar at first, then shockingly, painfully sharp. It takes serious talent to pull off’ **** The Telegraph
‘A mischievous show with serious intent - Ilyas has the slickness of U.S. comics, and the gags to back it up’ **** The Guardian
‘Thoughtful but radiantly entertaining’ **** The Times
‘Articulate, passionate, thoughtful - he is equally light entertainer and heavyweight pontificator’ **** London Evening Standard
Written and Created by Tez Ilyas
Directed by David Geli
Executive Producers - David Geli, Pollyanna McGirr and Tez Ilyas
Script Consultant - Carl Cooper
Line Producer - Melanie Clark
Offline Editor - Chris Black
Audio Mix and Colourist - David Geli
Camera Operators - Keith Gubbins, Tristam Cones and David Bridges
Junior Camera Operator - Alice Sephton
Camera Assistant - Dan Gaine
Sound Recordist - Dom Ollerenshaw
Make Up Artist - Sophie Shoob
Support Act - Kate Lucas
Camera Facilites - S&O Media
Edit Facilites - S&O Media and Lucky 17
Special Thanks
Nabil Abdulrashid, Abs Awan, Mo Gilligan, Rob Hitchmough, Rosie Holt, Steph Keelan, Waqas Khan, Kae Kurd, Simon Lomas, Josie Long, Hannah Lord, Kate Lucas, Aatif Nawaz, Chris Rock, Inel Tomlinson, Gary Tro, Sindhu Vee and Olly Wiggins.
For
Tayyaba and Raees Ali.
I love you.
My Momma cried so hard when 8 got shot in MLM. It’s no mean feat to make my 70yr old white Momma fall in love with you, good work! I think you are amazing Tez, great stand up!! :)
Omg I cried so much too. It was heartbreaking. He was so good natured and innocent.
I cried hard when 8 got shot. We need more 8
We need to see Nate and Mobeen on the warpath!!
"If anything, that's even LESS Halal" will never NOT have me rolling on the floor 😅
this is a TED talk, a comedy show, master story telling. left me educated, had me laughing, educated me. This deserves to be shared everywhere.
Amazing feedback! Thank you bro 💚
I'm quite disappointed you didn't call it a TEZ Talk
Tez being one of the few comics that actually communicate and comment on poignant issues fearlessly with incredible humour and insight. Alexei Sayle (another hero of mine) would be proud.
Tez ilyas is seriously a top comedian! Can't wait to see him go further
InshAllah!
Thank you for all your lovely comments. They mean a lot.
This is a self-produced piece of work, so, if you liked the show, you can pay what you want at:
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(suggested minimum donation £5 x)
Hey Tez! This special was something else!! My wife and I both thoroughly enjoyed it and want to "pay for our tickets"... I was wondering if you might consider telling us the rough cost of what a ticket to this special would have cost?! Thanks!!!
(And I hope you know you broke my dang heart when 8 died!)
@@TheDylls hey man! Thank you so much! So tickets were £20 each to watch this live.
Also, so please check out my new special, Vicked, uploaded earlier this month 😊
And yes, RIP Eight 💚
@@TezIlyasComedy Vicked is what we're going to watch together this weekend coming up!!
And thank YOU for such an amazing viewing experience!! I've seen TED Talks before that are very humurous, and I've seen a FEW comedians put out "Comedy Specials" that really just felt like a "funny TED Talk"...
This is the FIRST TIME that I've EVER seen "a hilarious Comedy Special that gave me TED Talk vibes"...
It really felt to me like watching a masterclass in the art
Shut up bastard
BRO!!!!! I'm 💯💯percent AMERICAN!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸 AND I FULLY SUPPORT YOU MAN!!! your comedy is great and I LOVE how decentisized your comedy is! That's what America NEEDS!! more great comedy and less sensitive feelings! Love your skits bro!! Keep up the great work!! We need it in these hard economy times!!!💯💯💯💯🛐🛐
My man!!!
The people who are the funniest don’t have a high fan base but I don’t give shizer because at least I get to see you. You always put a smile on my face. You deserve so much more bro.
Ameen!
Tez Ilyas Ameen🤲🏽
So underrated, this comedian is brilliant! He should have a Netflix special!
The chicken rant hit me exactly like David S. Pumpkins!!! It somehow gets funnier the further they go with it, even though it shouldn't! Hahaha
I’m soo glad you made this bro a lot of people needed to see this as a majority of the worlds population is blind to the racism Muslims face on daily basis may Allah bless you protect you and your family and above all continue to allow you to guide and teach the world about Islam Inshallah
Man that was so cleverly written, everything was linked and you had amazing messages all throughout. You're doing something amazing, there are issues in the world and you're actively doing something about it in a marvelous way. May Allah bless you and make more people like you, and inspire people to fight oppression through you're fantastic work.
Simon Bird thank you man 🙏🏽
Tez Ilyas omg
This stand up made my Top 10 easy. Saw you in Man like Mobeen first and have followed you since! Absolutely love your stuff!
Thank you so much bro!
Wow this should be trending on Netflix 100%
Pure comedy quality at its finest.
Thank you for this one and keep going brother 🙏🙏🙏🥰😊💖
How am I seeing this just now. It's like seeing a bollywood movie, one minute I'm laughing and the next I'm deeply touched. How you seamlessly go light to deep and vice versa, genius. Enjoyed this thoroughly, there was only one thing I would disagree on, perhaps...
Is a comedy show supposed to make you cry? Beautiful.
There's levels to this comedy. Clever, thought-provoking, and absolutely hilarious to boot. Well done fella.
Bro! This comment hit me in my feels man 🥰
Tez-British Asian genius. Brown comedians are underrated: so smart, politically-aware and throw race in the face of bigots.I laughed so much my stomach hurt!
💯
This is one of the funniest stand up routines i've seen in a long time ...I hope post-covid you come to the states
That's the plan!
Bro this is genuinely one of the best specials I've seen. Funny, deep, thought provoking, and just so incredibly well done! Keep it up Tez you deserve so much more recognition mate!
Absolutely amazing. Iv seen Tez on TV but this is the first stand up of his iv watched. Really really enjoyed it. Real, heart wrenching at times but very very funny too. Thank you Tez. First class
Thank you so much!!
Thank you, YT for the recommendation. I have subscribed the channel now so I won't miss anything from this gem ❤️
I have been moved to research so many of the social issues you talked about in this special. 🖤🤎 from across the pond
Thank you Bridgett 💚
The Guantanamo Bay image actually made me teary... In my head, I was trying to figure out how you'd match the caged chickens' image but I wasn't expecting that image to pop up and unfortunately, that place already exists. Very well written and excellently performed. Well done Tez.
I absolutely adore you. You are what we need right now.
( big up for explaining alopecia too)
Hub.
That's too kind!
@@TezIlyasComedy Ali Pecia
Saw this guy on mock the eeek first and followed his career since! Loved this. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I need a love button for this, to like it isn't enough. Outstanding. ♥️👏🏻👏🏻
Thanks for putting that on UA-cam. I still haven't come to terms with the end of man like mobeen. X
Amazing. Brilliant way to bring race and racism to light in a positive way, delivering a powerful message with class. Subscribed!
Thanks Phil! I'm on tour later this year... tezilyas.com/#live come check it out :-)
I can't believe I just came across this. I first saw clips of you at Live at the Apollo on UA-cam then binge watched all of Man Like Mobeen and now this, always with stitches in the side of my stomach. So much passion, range and wit all while addressing major social issues. Much love from Canada bruv, I'd love to see you live out here.
This was so amazing!!! I’m surprised why this is not on Netflix!!?!! It’s way better than all the garbage standup they have there
Tez, you are brilliant. Always love to see you on tv etc. It seems to me that the world is going backwards. When I went to school in the nineties in a tiny village in Ireland, were taught to be kind, accepting and interested in different cultures. More than any academics, that's what matters. Much love for such a great show. 😂
Just watched this, absolutely brilliant I agree one of the best stand up comedy show 😂😊
Aw thank you so much! Please tell everyone you know :-)
Marvelous. Hilarious. Thought-provoking. You never disappoint! 🙌 👏👏👏
Thank YOU for your time and the generous tip :-)
@@TezIlyasComedy 🤗🧡
He's on spot as always, should get more recognition. Keep it up!
This is probably the most under-rated stand up comedies !! Thoroughly brilliant and with so much meaning to every joke! Also I believe it's underestimated how much Asian Muslims in the UK (the EDLs) are doing for the image of their community and spreading love and understanding while they are at it! Well done Tez.
Thanks, this was a powerful message. Comedians have freespeach like no other so glad to see that its being used to raise awareness✊🏽. Respect!
This is honestly one of the best stand up shows I've seen! Brilliantly written. Donating to your PayPal.
Yay! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
Wow that last bit had me in tears. You are so good
I’d like to thank tiktok for putting you on my fyp this morning and sending me on a binge watch of all your videos
Yay!!
full screen on smart tv all the fam are watching, arent they glad im on the mailing list. nice work much love tez
Underrated needs way more views
The funniest comedian out right now
One of the best comedians ever
Much love Tez. This has kept me going in the office today. Cheers Bro.
Absolute legend.. I'm sharing this to my fb page..
Without the YT recommended I'd never have found Tez.
An excellent character actor [ in the same vein as Ronnie B ] this'll be the first time I've seen any stand=up. [ sub'd whatever ]
That was a brilliant setup, amazing messages and great delivery sir. Hats off. Love it.
Brother, much love from Malaysia. Googled you when I finished up watching MLM, best decision of my year to skip work and binge watch your and Guz’s work.
Keep it up and get the Netflix special. More life and more rizkqi. 🙏🏼
My brother 💚
The best stand up I’ve seen in months. Love from Pakistan. Love on behalf of Pakistani Muslims.Keep on sharing the real positive image of Islam and keep up your good work. By the haven’t laughed this much in years . Love u mate ❤️
I'm a White Canadian... Most of what I hear and see in the popular media about Islam has to do with the "extremists"...
But I was also raised Roman Catholic, and if you wanna talk about "extremists" throughout history... 😶😶
Ngl the only time i've been able to sit and just watch a comedy special, this is genuinely so well written it's hilarious
Went and saw him last night at the happy Mondays comedy at the amersham, loved it, look forward to watching him again
Your hilarious my friend 🤣. By far the best I've heard for ages.
So good i've watched it twice in one day!!!! Love it!!!
Everyone needs to watch this at least one time, so so good & well thought out! Thank you for representing the British Pakistani community & doing such a brilliant job, loved it Xx
This should be on Netflix or Amazon prime
InshAllah
I have only just watched this. I'm so sorry I'm new to this! Ever since watching text in man like mobeen and for the record, his character was brilliant and genius, ever since then, I have absolutely thought tez was brilliant. I've watched loads of his stuff since and again, brilliant but this..........is everything even bigger than brilliant. It's the work of a true genius. It was funny and amazing. What a star. Love him! Thanks for the laughs and thanks for being you x
Sorry meant tez not text. Damn predictive crappy oppo phone lol x
Aww thank you Lesley! This is too kind! Thank you!
They way you kept taking the focus away from the McDonald's story and bringing it back was brilliant. You made to totally forget about McDonald's. The first time you had brought it back up again, for a split second, I had thought that I was watching the video all over again. It was very confusing. Good work.
You are so under rated! BgT 2021 for you In Sha Allah
Brilliant...how did I take so long to find this...great job mate
Loved it simply brilliant, intelligent and pull your audience in!! Watched you live during the tour and again at the Glee club! Look forward to seeing you again on tour this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rispec Lala!
Loved your nephew and Niece sketch!
So glad to see this special up bro. Thanks for giving me some laughs
Enjoyed this so much! Well done, Tez!
Congratulations! This was absolutely brilliant!
I love this man!! So sharp and humble...🤩😇🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mind blowing how this is free to watch
This is amazing. Eagerly awaiting for you to return to the stage.
This was so brilliant and insightful!!very funny and so educative!!Thank you Tez. ❤️
Fantastic, I'm a big fan of your radio 4 series as well
Brilliant stand up Tez , laughed 😅 so much! Loved your performance as 8 in mlm , gutted when your character was shot ! You'd worked well crafting 8's character ; pathos and vulnerability, tragi-comedy at it's finest. Kudos young man , hope we get to see more of you on telly or theater perhaps? 👍😊
Just introduced my male Muslim colleague to Tez .... we both wet ourselves laughing!
Absolutely amazing!! Can't wait to see you live in October!!
Yeiiii me too. I really wanna see him live 😊
good laughs, great words and gigantic message. Love this guy
Fantastic stuff! Bloody love it
The way he linked that tweet to his teacher at the start killed me
Wow that was so funny yet so strong, props to you my friend. What a wicked wicked wicked way to tell a story. Love this guy
Such a great set. Looking forward to more Tez Ilyas
Brilliantly funny and educational . Keep it's up bro.
Awesome standup with thought provoking content.
Pressed like before I watched
Brilliant comedy show, great message while also having a laugh, hope this guy changes people’s thoughts.
A very funny and intelligently written show. Absolutely excellent!
The joys of being a uncle 😂
Bro, you had me laughing😂😂😂 one of my faves for sure. MashaAllah you have always used your platform well to speak about current affairs. Keep up the good work bro. May allah reward you immensely. Ameen if we had more of you, the world would be a better place
Super dope! High quality business.
Keep killing it bro! 👊🏽
Brilliant set dude, loved it. Can't wait to see more.
Thanks Ant!
Absolutely amazing, had the pleasure of meeting you in Leeds Wardrobe too.
May Allah give you the power and dedication to deliver your message far and wide. xXx
People should have been CRYING with laughter at "... Empire Strikes Back... It works..."
Assalamu alaikum Brother ! This was awesome and can't wait to see more. 👏👍😆🤯
Lmao 'oh hello daddy' 😆
Absolutely brilliant genuinely one of the best stand up shows I’ve watched. I love the character eight from man like mobeen so watched this and was not disappointed. I wish they didn’t kill you off in man like mobeen though as I thought your character was the best.
Not bad at all, young man. Maybe one day you will be as funny as your niece and nephew.
One day! InshAllah!
@Mohammed Ali the g hahaha well said .lol the "cockporn"
i cried when i found out that eight died in man like mobeen i love your acting
Come across Tez, very funny well done.
Powerful and amazing
Brilliant! Loved it Tez!
This is an amazing show.
His paypal is in the description, Pay what you like guys but make u sure u pay something
I see you... and I appreciate you G!
I adore you!!! You are brilliant!!!