"The self aware fact patterns that keep legalizing rabid lions into existence inside my god damned bathroom" is the best delivery of a line of all time
The way the beurocromancer described the logic of the illogical law is honestly one of the best and well articulated description of any SCPs anomalous effects I've ever heard, Makes it way easier to understand and can all be summed up with "It makes sense because it doesn't"
@@skybot7091 Any and all humans on Earth can technically enter the store, therefore, since it is a registered store, all people are subject to its legality, thank you very much. XD In all seriousness though, that's basically the idea. The second the store managed to register as an official store, it became a part of the entire legal system conceptually all across the world. It effects everyone, even if they don't know i.
"The self aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into exsistence inside my goddamn bathroom" is probably once of the greatest lines any human has ever penned
It was my favorite line hands down. It shouldn't have taken me as long as it did to find a comment on this. That was golden. Looking forward to more Bob videos :3
This SCP is a joke, literally. The "owner" is the author. That's why you hear laughing from inside of the manager. He is laughing at us because we fell for the most elaborate Karen joke of all time.
I mean They could jus say f it and dispatch a squad like"hammer down" (not expecificaly this one but something of the kind) and just demolish the place and then make an encouter with the goverment to resolve the aftermath (Pardon if my english is trashy)
Scp-4703 makes new legal rules for the government and population right? But the scp foundation is a government foundation, so why don't they just bypass the rule?
Dr. Bob you never disappoint with the scp/horror & how you know what thumbnail & title to use!! You are PHENOMENAL DR.BOB!! 👊😄 Thank you for the video Dr. Bob
This is a fantastic adaption, but I want to give extra kudos for having full subtitles. You deserve more praise for that kind of attention to accessibility!
Survived? Those injuries were from her being forcibly removed from the premises by police... you cannot kill a Karen inside the store, she considers herself above the law, after all.
Imagine someone fully armed trying to rob this store. That would make an interesting SCP story as it would include breaking the law without regard to the way the store shapes it.
"A well behaved reality oughtn't conflate the concrete with the abstract. However, we live in a very naughty reality which may, on a whim, allow a young girl to wield apples unbeholden to thermodynamics." Love this SCP - by far one of my top 5 favorites
"Filled with some kind of hazard, such as spikes, glitter, or poisonous snakes." Ah yes, the most dangerous hazard known to mankind: glitter. Truly that is a fate worse than death.
Considering that any slight air movement can kick glitter up in the air, it would actually be a serious hazard to eyes and lungs to fall into a large pile of glitter. Personally, I'd prefer the spike pit ^^'
"...the self-aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into existence inside my GODDAMN BATHROOM!" This line was so left field, i bursted out laughing
This both made me laugh with the Ultimate Karen and made my head hurt with the double talk and insane mathematics. I’m both confused and entertained,Lol , great Scp!! Good choice Dr Bob 🖤
It's easy to understand if you just think that, in the apples example, is not that 2+2=10 now, but that the entire rational construct behind 2, and plus, and/or 10 has changed completely and reality "fixes" it to conform to it. Basically, it changes the laws of reality to adapt to the new abstract concepts of legality it creates, and they have to understand and use the new "laws" to form a legal counter-attack
The Ethics Committee must’ve had many sleepless nights when deciding to unleash that horrid creature upon the world… But then again, sacrifice & hard choices aren’t strangers to the members of the Foundation.
9:48 1. I want a bureaumancer class in Pathfinder now and 2. I LOVE THIS CONCEPT! The anomalous laws aren't BREAKING LAWS! But rather defining them based on abstract concepts, and or similar concepts one to another!
This whole SCP sounds like it would be an actual store in Welcome to Nightvale. In fact the way this is written reminded me of it a lot while I was listening, the humor is reminiscent to me.
Damn you Dr Bob. I've binged all of your videos at work and now I have to wait a few months for you to put out more so I can binge again at work lol In all seriousness, love the channel and please keep it going. These videos are awesome.
Now THIS is an SCP written well! Hail to this writer! It's the creative details that make the difference. Not the extensive complications of the SCP itself.
Anyone else going lion shopping? It's perfectly legal, thank you very much :) Jokes aside this was a very fun video and SCP to explore so thanks for this Dr. Bob, and for all of the rest of your videos, previous and yet to come. I love SCP and want to learn about more of the lesser known ones but with actual thousands of documents to rummage through, it's so difficult to get through all of them, let alone figure out a list of favorites. I trust this channel to only offer the best though and I'm glad I found it. Animations are only getting better as well so I'm looking forward to anything you put out next. Btw... Humor was really on point with this one, gotta love the strong passive aggressive vibes here lmao
@@ashlirabid9614 I don't know why you chose to explain that. It makes it seem like you didn't get the joke... Like there is punctuation and appropriate use of quotation marks, clearly I'm not stupid. I could use context clues to figure out the pamphlet for the specific thing she needed was an elaborate ruse to lure her there... Jeez you people suuuuuuuck
The self aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into exsistence inside my goddamn bathroom" is probably once of the greatest lines any human has ever penned
Dear Lord, the amount of legal explanation in this particular SCP makes me want to ask LegalEagle to do an evaluation video on this, but I don’t know if it’ll actually happen. (No offense to anyone btw). As always, Dr. Bob, good job, bravo, and I wish you the best 👍🏻 👏
SCPs can be really strange and confusing, but I've never been so confused at any SCP like this one, btw i like the name of the rival foundation store, Super Competetive Prices aka SCP
This feels like a Parody of how Corporations use Lobbyist to get laws passed that Benefit them. Heck, even down to hpw they seem to offer you great deals but with a catch.
looks like an average shop that Josh from Let's Game It Out would make. everything checks out: the amazingly long and weird name, incredibly uncomfortable layout, violence all over the place and most importantly, the mastermind behind it all laughing insanely at the customers' struggles.
I think this might be my favorite SCP simply because of all the little things that go into it, and I'm surprised it isn't more popular The idea of anomalous law is genuinely fascinating, so the fact SCP-4703 is a bit unsettling, pretty funny, AND intelligently thought out in terms of the universe's "logic" is pretty great and not an easy thing to do so props to the writer
This is a strange, and slightly comedic, SCP that opens up a door for so fun stories with batshit insane shenanigans. For example: I want to unleash SCP-1504, Joe Schmo, upon that place and tell him to cause chaos.
I feel like this store would have me as a mascot, rather than any stupid supermarket mascot. Nice job though, Dr. Bob! I’ll make sure to avoid you on my next breach!
"Yet perfectly legal, thank you very much" is probably Dr.Bob best line ever, it's like he cursing the responsible for it in a polite way
"...Legitimizing rabid lions in my goddamn bathroom." Has to be up there too lol
@@easyethanol6611 wich minute that was?
@@A1231-y3l 9:53
@@BabySlayer13 thanks
@@A1231-y3l 9:50 abouts
SCP-4703: *Exists.*
Karens: We're about to end this store's whole career.
10:46 K A R E N O F J U S T I C E
they would just yell at the lions, the lions would be wise to leave them alone
Karens: finaly a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!!
Morgan Freeman: They in fact, did not end the store's whole career.
@@ramirezthesilvite but at least the lions got fed.. though the Karen's are rather chewy
A Karen working for a good cause. A strange anomaly in and of itself. She risked a lot to complete her mission. We salute and thank her for that.
And kinda bad though sheeeesh
And we ask that she never shops at our stores.
I wish my Supermarket would release Lions on the Karen's
What of all of thr dupermarket and malls are anomolous and it's all scp-karens hard at work?
yup and i dont know to hate or like her
"The self aware fact patterns that keep legalizing rabid lions into existence inside my god damned bathroom" is the best delivery of a line of all time
That caught me so off guard I couldn't even laugh, I was just shocked.
I can't help but wonder how many takes that took to keep from cracking XD
I was just going to comment that xD
the way he said it, makes me think he actually has lions in his bathroom because anomalies have legalised it
I'd end up keeping the oversized pussycats
The snakes actually being poisonous rocketed this SCP to my top 5. That idea and your delivery are just hilarious.
MMMMMm!mMmMmM!MMMmmM,mmMmMMMmMMmMmMmMMmMmmmmmm
Maybe they might put the snakes on a fabricated island, then have people discover it
nevermind the snakes dont even try to protect themselves LMAO
Yes it was science detail.
Ngl I was prepared to comment until he explained. Did *not* expect that
Cashier: "Okay sir, that's $30.56."
Customer: "That's fine, I'll pay with check if that's alright."
Cashier: "Yeah sure. Gimme a kiss."
Customer: "O-Okay, *kiz* Oh god I think I'm gonna- *The customer falls to the ground*"
Cashier: "Okay gimme $30.56 now."
customer:I mean, could we at least get dinner first or maybe just give me your number?
Cashier: (Suddenly changes mood)
I have a boyfriend
Lol
Me with a gun:
*N* *o*
Customer (me): "Can I offer you sex instead since everything is perfectly legal here?"
The way the beurocromancer described the logic of the illogical law is honestly one of the best and well articulated description of any SCPs anomalous effects I've ever heard, Makes it way easier to understand and can all be summed up with "It makes sense because it doesn't"
Sure this speech wasn't written by the (possibly late) Scott Douglas, author of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy?
@@jordanhunter3375 Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy was written by Douglas Adams??? Literally who the fuck is Scott Douglas?
@@zetanone7211 Right, sorry about that. Been years since I last read it.
But I'm still confused on why the store's law would be able to influence people outside their territory.
@@skybot7091 Any and all humans on Earth can technically enter the store, therefore, since it is a registered store, all people are subject to its legality, thank you very much. XD
In all seriousness though, that's basically the idea. The second the store managed to register as an official store, it became a part of the entire legal system conceptually all across the world. It effects everyone, even if they don't know i.
"The self aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into exsistence inside my goddamn bathroom" is probably once of the greatest lines any human has ever penned
Ikr Mr. Catz is fed up with these goddamn lions on the godamn toilet! -Loud Sam Jackson screaming-
It was my favorite line hands down. It shouldn't have taken me as long as it did to find a comment on this. That was golden. Looking forward to more Bob videos :3
Me: *just trying to pee*
Several lions: Hello there
That phrase just caught me off guard
This was my favorite line really funny 🤣
Blandina’s ultimate weapon:
“MAY I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER”
Ah, true classics
Lol Karens these days r just annoying brats but not Blandina
LOL! XD
Agreed! ^^
Imagine working in scp and ending up being stationed in a supermarket to persuade people to go to another store
Probably one of the better jobs you can get working for SCP
This SCP literally took the line "The prices are worth DYING for" into a new level lmao
And turned it into a legal loophole.
This whole SCP was conceived to make this pun possible...
This SCP is the embodiment of that one kid who change the rules every time he was losing
Sound like 682 is that already
@@TheFinishintouch. No, 682 is just flat out immortal.
Couldn't the SCP Foundation just wipe Texas out of existence? I'm sure they have SCPs capable of doing that ...
@@giuseppenimis8057 thats worse than keeping the scp around
@@TheFinishintouch Was about to say the same thing!
This SCP is a joke, literally. The "owner" is the author. That's why you hear laughing from inside of the manager. He is laughing at us because we fell for the most elaborate Karen joke of all time.
Yeah, I feel as if the manager made the store what it was just for fun, he is quite literally laughing in his grave
exactly
the author is a serial killer and we were too blind to notice
Even if that's true this is an amazing scp really one of my top 5
I thought it’s the readers laughing because it’s a joke
@@DeathnoteBB fake scp?
“We live in a very naughty reality, which may, on a whim, allow a young girl to wield apples unbeholden to thermodynamics”
Its funny how the foundation has wiped out entire small cities to erase their tracks yet cannot contain this anomalous supermarket
I mean
They could jus say f it and dispatch a squad like"hammer down" (not expecificaly this one but something of the kind) and just demolish the place and then make an encouter with the goverment to resolve the aftermath
(Pardon if my english is trashy)
Scp-4703 makes new legal rules for the government and population right? But the scp foundation is a government foundation, so why don't they just bypass the rule?
This was amazing. From "Bureaucramancer" to "Karen of Justice," I was floored. Absolutely well done
I feel as if bureaucromancer is a real world job given the maddening nature of the beast we created
It's the 3 people doing everything while everyone talks about the best way to do it
Omg you’re so woke clever funny & original! Stfu
I can imagine a robber going:
“Give me all the money in the cash register!”
“Kiss me on the lips for it.”
“Wait What!”
“Kiss. Me. On the LIPS.”
@@DeathnoteBB
“What? No!”
*burns cash register as the robber watches*
Mwah -3-
@@nikkiminaji6029 may I take you too the cantina on tattoine malady 🥹🥹🥹 we could get some drinks 🙂
@@Cinko420 "How is that physically possible!!"
6:16
The first time an SCP actually had me exclaim "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Yep. ANd it has an extensively long testing log that you might find interesting
Perfectly legal btw
@@vornamenachname6282thank you very much
@@arvinroidoatienza7082 Yeah I've read about a couple of them, some very dark humor and not to mention how unexpected some of them are
"The self-aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into existence inside my goddamned bathroom" -Dr Bob
The opening scene is gruesome, but still entertaining
And its perfectly legal
@@shortyprogaming Thank you very much.
And it’s all perfectly legal, thank you very much.
Poor woman. She only wanted milk for her breakfast 😩
Man the people who make these SCPs are some funny people
Funny guy, scary concept
It's not one person.
@@ancientgear7192 oh yeah I forgot about that, sorry
@@ancientgear7192 fixed
Dr. Bob you never disappoint with the scp/horror & how you know what thumbnail & title to use!! You are PHENOMENAL DR.BOB!! 👊😄 Thank you for the video
Dr. Bob
Ditto
You said dr bob so many times in one sentence one could make a drinking game out of it
This is a fantastic adaption, but I want to give extra kudos for having full subtitles. You deserve more praise for that kind of attention to accessibility!
Wow this story reminds me of when my dad went to a store just to get milk and never came back
This honestly sounds like both a dream come true and the the worst nightmare for an azorious law mage.
To be honest, I really like Agent Blandina, she's absolutely funny. I'm surprised that she has survived an SCP incident.
Survived? Those injuries were from her being forcibly removed from the premises by police... you cannot kill a Karen inside the store, she considers herself above the law, after all.
Nobody cares lol
@@heretotroll1813 ok and who cares about your opinion then?
I SPEAK YOUR MANAGER
SCP agent : She good
@@heretotroll1813 damn just bc your parents never cared about you doesnt mean everyone else in the world is equally heartless lol
A big round of applause for Agent Felicity Blandina! She taking her job to the best!
proffessional karen
agent blandina is best girl
Best agent there is
Imagine someone fully armed trying to rob this store. That would make an interesting SCP story as it would include breaking the law without regard to the way the store shapes it.
"A well behaved reality oughtn't conflate the concrete with the abstract. However, we live in a very naughty reality which may, on a whim, allow a young girl to wield apples unbeholden to thermodynamics."
Love this SCP - by far one of my top 5 favorites
As a snake I rolled my eyes when Dr. Bob said poisonous snakes thinking ‘oh wow of course he got it wrong’ but I was delighted to see I am the goof
As a snake
A talking snake? Hello.
*GOC cruise missile launches in the background*
Have a nice day.
I understand this confusion fellow snake
Sssss sss ssssss
you would make a fine pair of boots
"Filled with some kind of hazard, such as spikes, glitter, or poisonous snakes."
Ah yes, the most dangerous hazard known to mankind: glitter. Truly that is a fate worse than death.
I would rather be dead then have glitter on me
Glitter is the sand of arts & crafts
Considering that any slight air movement can kick glitter up in the air, it would actually be a serious hazard to eyes and lungs to fall into a large pile of glitter. Personally, I'd prefer the spike pit ^^'
I would much rather have the quick spikes then the glitter since choking is a horrible way to go...
*Try saying that after you get it into your eyes ^_^*
It’s all fun and games until the food lion gets real.
The relative ease through which Dr Bob is able to get a GPU even in this "GPU shortage" shows that he truly possess some anomalous properties!!
Glad I'm not the only one to notice lol
I like that on the backside of the flyer says "yeah, we are totally going to sell you this". xD
I love the idea of Dr Bob saving his money on his "self-defense" property while buying RTX 3090Ti
It was a 3060 actually, reckognized the box (it's the same one as mine).
@@clementcachico5240 a lot of their boxes look the same, but yeah, I think you're right, it's the same as mine.
I love Dr. Bob’s ending scenes, they’re always so creative
Sometime is Kinda Have random Plot twist
The Doc either gunned that cashier down or paid him for a GPU
I am convinced he is a staff member that gained anomalous property's and is just unkillable.
"legitimizing rabid lions inside my god damn bathroom" is a phrase that will probably make me laugh for a few years... Lol!
What a great episode. The frustration of the lions manifesting in Dr. Bob's goddman bathroom was hilarious. I didn't want this episode to end.
"...the self-aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into existence inside my GODDAMN BATHROOM!"
This line was so left field, i bursted out laughing
I instantly fell in love with Felicitys' character. Love how dorky and very energetic she seemed lol
Nah the cashier if she told me to kiss her then you know i have to do it because why do all that for it to be burned
"What a stroke of good luck."
Whenever that happens, an SCP is messing with you.
Not. Always. There are good ones too
@@ancientgear7192 Not in the Dr. Bob animations...
@@xZippy true
Whenever you hear about "good luck" in most SCP videos, it won't last.
I bet THE MANAGER had someone drink her milk, then plant that ad on her doorstep.
This both made me laugh with the Ultimate Karen and made my head hurt with the double talk and insane mathematics. I’m both confused and entertained,Lol , great Scp!! Good choice Dr Bob 🖤
It's easy to understand if you just think that, in the apples example, is not that 2+2=10 now, but that the entire rational construct behind 2, and plus, and/or 10 has changed completely and reality "fixes" it to conform to it. Basically, it changes the laws of reality to adapt to the new abstract concepts of legality it creates, and they have to understand and use the new "laws" to form a legal counter-attack
Bladina really was the best person for this scp huh? Gotta respect her for how well she did her job
my dad went to the store to get some milk and never came backk..... i think i know why. Thank you, Dr. Bob!
4:57 Finally someone who knows the difference between poison and venom. Thank you Dr. Bob.
“Code name..Karen.Of justice”
My heart stopped for 1 second when I heard that….
SCP Foundation: *sends in Agent Blandina*
Agent Blandina: I survived!
Her co-workers and superiors: Shit.
OMGoodness !
This is now my fav scp!
I would sooooo shop there just for the tee saying "I survived SCP-4703 and all I got was a lousy T-shirt"
"Yeah, we're totally going to sell you this."
That poor cashier thought he was done for!😂 amazing video Dr.Bob!
I thought Dr. Bob was going to shoot the manager lol
The Ethics Committee must’ve had many sleepless nights when deciding to unleash that horrid creature upon the world…
But then again, sacrifice & hard choices aren’t strangers to the members of the Foundation.
That ending was probably my favorite part as the Narrator checked out. He has to be some powerful SCP himself.
I like this passive aggresive "thank you very much". And Dr BoB please keep the corny metal music everytime blood flows i love it.
9:48 1. I want a bureaumancer class in Pathfinder now and 2. I LOVE THIS CONCEPT! The anomalous laws aren't BREAKING LAWS! But rather defining them based on abstract concepts, and or similar concepts one to another!
This one seems somehow more terrifying than most because it exploits the legal system.
“Super Competitive Prices” (SCP) Nice going Dr Bob!
He didn’t write this
This whole SCP sounds like it would be an actual store in Welcome to Nightvale. In fact the way this is written reminded me of it a lot while I was listening, the humor is reminiscent to me.
Hey, lions would be a great idea to keep shoplifting at bay. I'm sure we'll be seeing them at Aldi soon.
Damn you Dr Bob. I've binged all of your videos at work and now I have to wait a few months for you to put out more so I can binge again at work lol
In all seriousness, love the channel and please keep it going. These videos are awesome.
Good Job :)'
The deals might not be to die for, but the ending was! Well played, Dr. Bob!
How are these field agents so damn fearless? It’s like these people got mind-controlled by the Foundation.
😳
Half of 'em probably did.
Shhhh
This one is my favorite. The SCP, the field agent, the LIONS. Pure gold on all fronts.
I love how the supermarket is called “Yeah, we’re totally gonna sell you this” XD
I love that the SCP lore can have a sense of humor
Now THIS is an SCP written well! Hail to this writer! It's the creative details that make the difference. Not the extensive complications of the SCP itself.
0:30
“Yeah, we’re totally gonna sell you this”
They did NOT, in fact, sell her the milk.
I'm starting to think that might've been sarcasm...
So that's why my dad has not come back
@@BruhHavoc ouch
This is such a fun concept and you can tell that the author had fun making it
“The self-aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into existence inside my goddamn bathroom.”
Anyone else going lion shopping? It's perfectly legal, thank you very much :)
Jokes aside this was a very fun video and SCP to explore so thanks for this Dr. Bob, and for all of the rest of your videos, previous and yet to come. I love SCP and want to learn about more of the lesser known ones but with actual thousands of documents to rummage through, it's so difficult to get through all of them, let alone figure out a list of favorites. I trust this channel to only offer the best though and I'm glad I found it. Animations are only getting better as well so I'm looking forward to anything you put out next. Btw... Humor was really on point with this one, gotta love the strong passive aggressive vibes here lmao
"Super Competative Prices" ... I'd totally shop there instead!
I like how this chicks universe has personalized ads for apartments "oh you need milk? Try Jerry's"
What about personalised ads for cocaine
@@mynamejeff4642 sorry best we can do is crystal meth.
That's part of the SCP it's modus operandi. Wasn't that hard to figure out.
@@ashlirabid9614 I don't know why you chose to explain that. It makes it seem like you didn't get the joke... Like there is punctuation and appropriate use of quotation marks, clearly I'm not stupid. I could use context clues to figure out the pamphlet for the specific thing she needed was an elaborate ruse to lure her there... Jeez you people suuuuuuuck
"Super Competitive Prices"
I like the name. Especially the shortened form "SCP"
"yeah we're totally going to sell you this." is the perfect name for this omega-mart-like....thing
This entire video is a masterpiece 👌
Karen. The expired coupon. THE MANAGER. Dr. Bob pulling out a gun. *chef’s kiss
Man, this SCP sounds almost like a J-tier I laughed several times.
Thanks for letting us know about this oddity!
you're telling me Karen's powers are harnessed by an agency to combat a superstore?... we're screwed
When Agent Blandina turned around the office chair I thought it was going to be Dr. Bright saying you got fooled.
Yeah, that would be just like Dr. Bright
The self aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into exsistence inside my goddamn bathroom" is probably once of the greatest lines any human has ever penned
Thank you for another fantastic video. All of your videos and thumbnails are very legal.
Haha, thank you.
'Karen of justice'
That made me laugh so hard. It's such a good solution for an anomaly like this one to.
goddammit Karen.... ffs that's to good
Dear Lord, the amount of legal explanation in this particular SCP makes me want to ask LegalEagle to do an evaluation video on this, but I don’t know if it’ll actually happen. (No offense to anyone btw).
As always, Dr. Bob, good job, bravo, and I wish you the best 👍🏻 👏
So is nobody gonna talk about how Dr. Bob just casually murdered a man for what looked like an Xbox?
He pulled cash out of the gun handle lol😂
This is one of the most interesting SCPs ive heard about. The whole "Bureaucramancer" thing is hilarious.
SCPs can be really strange and confusing, but I've never been so confused at any SCP like this one, btw i like the name of the rival foundation store, Super Competetive Prices aka SCP
This feels like a Parody of how Corporations use Lobbyist to get laws passed that Benefit them.
Heck, even down to hpw they seem to offer you great deals but with a catch.
It’s coo to see you using the disruption and risk classes, I hope we see more of it.
looks like an average shop that Josh from Let's Game It Out would make. everything checks out: the amazingly long and weird name, incredibly uncomfortable layout, violence all over the place and most importantly, the mastermind behind it all laughing insanely at the customers' struggles.
I think this might be my favorite SCP simply because of all the little things that go into it, and I'm surprised it isn't more popular
The idea of anomalous law is genuinely fascinating, so the fact SCP-4703 is a bit unsettling, pretty funny, AND intelligently thought out in terms of the universe's "logic" is pretty great and not an easy thing to do so props to the writer
Scp-3008: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
Dr Bobs Probably the Best SCP Channel That Ever Existed... :)'
Extremely good, consistent, well researched vids
So this is where dad went when he said that he is going to the store to get some milk.
This is one of my favorite SCPs. It's just so ridiculous and out there but so funny hahahaha
Blandina is my favourite character in the Dr. Bobverse
So you`re telling me that all it took to take down a perfectly legal store thank you very much, was one karen.
This is a strange, and slightly comedic, SCP that opens up a door for so fun stories with batshit insane shenanigans. For example: I want to unleash SCP-1504, Joe Schmo, upon that place and tell him to cause chaos.
Amazing. Only the SCP foundation could fight an anomalous law-bending grocery store with the worlds best Karen. Fucking magnificent.
Im sorry I have to say it:
This takes going to get the milk to a whole other level
the puppy-killing vending machine traumatized me when i read about it. all those memories came crawling back the moment you mentioned it. thanks bob
I feel like this store would have me as a mascot, rather than any stupid supermarket mascot.
Nice job though, Dr. Bob! I’ll make sure to avoid you on my next breach!
Afraid of belly rubs from the anomalous doctor?