Cinematic Excrement: Episode 150 - Morbius

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  • @danij5055
    @danij5055 2 місяці тому +18

    Laurence Olivier quote about method acting: "My dear boy, why don't you try *acting*"
    That is such a good quote!

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 2 місяці тому

      @@danij5055 Also what he said to Neil Diamond but that got nowhere.

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 місяці тому +1

      The funniest part is that Robin Williams quoted it to Hoffman when they were filming Hook.

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 2 місяці тому +1

      Great actor

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 2 місяці тому +1

      "It's actin' time!"

    • @tskmaster3837
      @tskmaster3837 2 дні тому

      Marlon Brando: "Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my Oscars. What did you say?"

  • @kimaniwilsonhunte
    @kimaniwilsonhunte 2 місяці тому +157

    *gasps* It's excremin' time!

    • @benderbendingrodriguez420
      @benderbendingrodriguez420 2 місяці тому +15

      *rushes home to furiously watch video on toilet*

    • @SuperMarkerComicBro
      @SuperMarkerComicBro 2 місяці тому +10

      The best part of the review was when Smeghead yelled, "IT'S EXCREMIN' TIME!" and excreted all over the movie.

    • @Desaki65
      @Desaki65 2 місяці тому +2

      Took the words right out of my keyboard! 🤘🏾

    • @toyland_f
      @toyland_f 2 місяці тому +1

      @@SuperMarkerComicBro Something like that would probably get the channel taken down.

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 2 місяці тому +97

    Wait, Morbius refuses to drink any blood, even animal blood?
    Congratulations, movie. You created a more pathetic vampire than Twilight. Insert slow clap.

    • @sneepsnoop9547
      @sneepsnoop9547 2 місяці тому +20

      I mean I think the idea of a scientist vampire that actually grows his own blood supply is cool, it's just that this movie blew it completely.

  • @JimmyC1994
    @JimmyC1994 2 місяці тому +168

    Sony: "hey let's adapt a comic that nobody read and have it star an actor that nobody likes"

    • @johnnysparkle
      @johnnysparkle 2 місяці тому +6

      The only notable appearance of Morbius before the movie was the Spider-Man 3 game

    • @ravager48
      @ravager48 2 місяці тому +9

      If you think that's absurd, wait until they finish Jackpot's movie...

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 місяці тому +25

      Leto can act (Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Panic Room, Dallas Buyers Club), he just keeps picking awful roles. And it doesn't help that he's a complete jackass.

    • @dianaberlin4767
      @dianaberlin4767 2 місяці тому +7

      @@coolnerdlll6053100% agreed. He was great in Lord of War, too. He is just so up his own ass he can't see 😂

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@ravager48Or their El Muerto movie. You know, El Muerto? The *_REALLY POPULAR_* Spider-Man villain who only appeared in two issues back in 2006 and was never relevant again?

  • @redbearddan2000
    @redbearddan2000 2 місяці тому +58

    I like how Sony's response to Morbius being panned was...making Madame Web which turned out to be even worse

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 2 місяці тому +16

      At least Universal was smart enough to pull the plug on that Dark Universe shit after one movie

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 місяці тому +8

      ​​@@bigbearkat2010 I feel really bad about that. A cinematic universe for the Universal Monsters could have been awesome, but Dracula Untold and The Mummy both killed it on the first try because they were too focused on money and not pacing themselves like Marvel did.

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 2 місяці тому +1

      They're also doing the delayed 'Kraven the Hunter' movie. Maybe it was too late to cancel them but they should have just done Venom films and ditched these other projects [they've got several in development but i wouldn't be surprised if they stop for a while].

    • @TheFLAMEXD
      @TheFLAMEXD 2 місяці тому

      ​@@coolnerdlll6053The closest we have to this is Castlevania

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 2 місяці тому

      @@coolnerdlll6053 Maybe. But they're acting like the original Universal monster movies co-existed before.
      That was Universal being surprised by the interest in Frankenstein and Dracula playing as a double feature about a decade later and rushing to capitalize on it. In most of the cross overs Dracula ended up a side character.
      And they tried a Cinematic Universe before - Van Helsing. And it sucked too.

  • @RazorRex
    @RazorRex 2 місяці тому +33

    Enough is ENOUGH! I have HAD IT with these motherf*cking Morbius memes on this motherf*cking web! Everybody strap in! I'm about to stake some f*cking hearts!

  • @EarthenDam
    @EarthenDam 2 місяці тому +39

    The real results of going to a cave full of “vampire bats” is getting rabies, not super powers.

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 2 місяці тому +1

      Or possibly Ebola or a related virus, depending on where the cave is.

  • @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout
    @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout 2 місяці тому +43

    Morbius had a problem with inventing something by accident? Has he never heard of penicillin?

    • @benroberts2222
      @benroberts2222 2 місяці тому +17

      Soooo much scientific advancement was by accident, while a researcher was trying to do something else

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 місяці тому +3

      Or Post-It notes.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Місяць тому

      The artificial sweetener sucralose was discovered to be remarkably sweet because a researcher asked to “test it” misunderstood that as “taste it.” It’s a chlorinated version of table sugar so he figured it probably wouldn’t be too toxic…
      Interestingly, the company sponsoring the research initially wasn’t really interested in a new artificial sweetener. Of course, they were in the sugar business…

  • @JamieAlice92
    @JamieAlice92 2 місяці тому +60

    I’ve got a friend who swears blind he can remember Leto saying “it’s Morbin time” in the movie, and that the studio must have cut it out post-release 😂

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 2 місяці тому +12

      No wonder it bombed again. Why would you get rid of the movie's most iconic line?

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 2 місяці тому +7

      Mandela effect in a nut shell

    • @eddieolshefski6467
      @eddieolshefski6467 2 місяці тому

      I don’t remember hearing that line at all from the movie. I slept through a good portion of it. THAT…. Is how bad it was.

  • @sweeney60
    @sweeney60 2 місяці тому +19

    This gives me more respect for Anne Hathaway. When she’s method acting it’s to keep her character choices consistent across long days. She communicates her needs to her cast and crew members and asks for her alone time when needed. No crazy antics, no harassment and no massive tabloid fodder. Method acting is not an excuse for being an asshole Or unprofessional.

    • @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168
      @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168 2 місяці тому +5

      Plenty of people do method acting, it’s just the extreme examples that get the most attention, Jared’s very much sullied the name of Method Acting

  • @roberttreacy8271
    @roberttreacy8271 2 місяці тому +25

    Making a movie about a Spider-Man villain without Spidey is like making a Catwoman movie without Batman…OH WAIT!

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 2 місяці тому +8

      Of course 'The Joker' showed it could be done. Catwoman being an 'anti hero' did seem to suggest she could be an interesting character to front a film [as it started as a Michelle Pfeiffer spin off] but the 2004 film is pretty indefensible.

  • @JeffreyDeCristofaro
    @JeffreyDeCristofaro 2 місяці тому +34

    That the mispronunciation of "Nobel" went unaddressed as evidenced in the final cut is depressing further proof of how we're REALLY living in the dumbest timeline.

    • @Hykje
      @Hykje 2 місяці тому +7

      It's the evidence that Espinosa completely gave up somewhere in the middle of rewrite No. 143.

  •  2 місяці тому +49

    I liked the part when Morbius said "I am venom" and did that ridiculous roar. Truly one of the most unintentionally hilarious moments of 2022.
    And now Sean has to do Madame Web. Ohhh boy. I haven't seen it but I do not plan to because I could tell that it's absolutely horrendous. And so will Kraven the Hunter, no doubt. And as for Venom 3... well, we all know how that'll turn out.

    • @arvinroidoatienza7082
      @arvinroidoatienza7082 2 місяці тому +4

      Behold the 2024 Razzie Worst Picture winner!

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 місяці тому

      do you not like venom?

    •  2 місяці тому +1

      @@gracekim25 What kind of question is that?

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 місяці тому

      @arvinroidoatienza7082 It's a toss up between Madame Web and Borderlands. Borderlands has an even lower Rotten Tomatoes score (friendly reminder that an RT score is not a subjective rating, it's the percentage of positive critic reviews).

    • @arvinroidoatienza7082
      @arvinroidoatienza7082 2 місяці тому

      @@coolnerdlll6053 haven't heard of that

  • @JeremyBowen-c5f
    @JeremyBowen-c5f 2 місяці тому +34

    Sony: Hey now all you beautiful people in Puppetland
    Us Spider-Man fans: BOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • @jadenova
    @jadenova 2 місяці тому +28

    All these doctors in this movie and Matt Smith doesn't play a doctor.

  • @full0nz0mbie52
    @full0nz0mbie52 2 місяці тому +28

    You're doing the Lord's work by not making me watch this movie for myself 🙌

  • @slenders1ckn3ss
    @slenders1ckn3ss 2 місяці тому +17

    Matt Smith's performance was a breath of fresh air. Like, if Jared Morbo was choking you for 90 minutes but every so often Matt Milo Smith would come and smack him to let you go so you wouldn't die.

    • @danij5055
      @danij5055 2 місяці тому +1

      I'd yell at Matt Milo Smith to stop so that Jared Morbo could just end it for me..

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 2 місяці тому +3

      @@slenders1ckn3ss Like Michael Sheen in Twilight

  • @warrirornunluv801
    @warrirornunluv801 2 місяці тому +9

    Batman called. He wants his BatRadar back

  • @faroffgrace5490
    @faroffgrace5490 2 місяці тому +18

    The mid-credits scene is so baffling, because Homecoming ends with Vulture having at least SOME level of respect for Spider-Man. He doesn't reveal his identity to Scorpion, and Spider-Man saved him from dying in a plane crash. So to go from that to "bro we should team up against Spider-Man" is so stupid, even ignoring the other weird elements (his suit is actually different to the Homecoming suit, when did he get time to update it?)

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 2 місяці тому +3

      He's not even worried about his family either when he walked into that portal from No Way Home (which also made no sense in this movie).

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 місяці тому +3

      And that's not how Strange's spell worked. It's actually the opposite.

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 2 місяці тому +4

      It just seems like Keaton was available at short notice so got shoved in and they couldn't be bothered trying to make his appearance make sense.

    • @JoeChillton
      @JoeChillton 2 місяці тому +1

      Exactly and his suit was impounded/broken after fighting Peter, he didn't make it on his own, he had Tinkerer's help.
      So fucking dumb

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 2 місяці тому

      To expand on what's mentioned in the review, Keaton didn't know what the point of his cameo was so asked crew members who weren't able to give him an explanation as to why it's was happening!

  • @animesjogoseseriesclassica8282
    @animesjogoseseriesclassica8282 2 місяці тому +18

    Well, lets not say that is all bad. Lets praise the things that worked. The abs where hot, the meme was funny, the dancing scene was very memorable. It is not Madame Web. My praise is done now. 😂

  • @OwenOgletree
    @OwenOgletree 2 місяці тому +8

    Given this film, "Madame Web", and the two "Venom" movies, we shouldn't ever complain about "Spider-man 3" again. Hell, even "The Amazing Spider-man 2" looks good next to these films.

  • @typhoonthunder
    @typhoonthunder 2 місяці тому +18

    Jared Leto's finest moment. Well, one of many. That Fubuki interview still lives rent-free in my head. Glad to see you tear into this piece of shit, smeghead ❤

    • @redjed100
      @redjed100 2 місяці тому +1

      His finest moment is “Requiem for a Dream.”

  • @sebastianemond5313
    @sebastianemond5313 2 місяці тому +8

    Morbius: "Sony, are they booing me?"
    Sony: "No, they're saying *Boo-urns! Boo-urns-* "
    Nope, I couldn't make that work.

  • @DarkOverlord96
    @DarkOverlord96 2 місяці тому +7

    Fun fact: Morbius was supposed to be the villain in Blade 2, and the original ending of the first Blade movie actually showed him (albeit at a distance), but it was scrapped because they couldn't secure the rights to the character.
    Needless to say, I'm pretty sure the Morbius we could've gotten would've been way better than Jared Leto.

  • @BrandonCroker
    @BrandonCroker 2 місяці тому +13

    We can't stop here, this is Bat radar country!

  • @MedicineMundy
    @MedicineMundy 2 місяці тому +19

    “Morbius Drinkin’ a 40 in a death Basket!” 😎👉👉
    EDIT: Happy 150th, Fella! You made it!

  • @TheDeppertLasseVogt
    @TheDeppertLasseVogt 2 місяці тому +14

    You forgot to mention that this movie has the same writers as Dracula Untold, and you can tell (haha), because there are quite a few similarities.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 2 місяці тому +2

      Personally I find more hilarious that Sony saw Morbius and still thought it was a good idea to hire them again for Madame Web. It's like those hacks that kept writing for blockbusters in the 2010s that nobody liked but they kept getting work

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 2 місяці тому

      @@bigbearkat2010 My theory is that they wrote both projects around the same time given 'Webb' has two other writers [one being the director] who probably worked on the script subsequently so they might well have finished working on 'Webb' before Morbius came out. It's like how Terminator 3+ 4 were worked on at the same time so they get credited for both movies [although several ghost writers worked on 4/Salvation so it's debatable how much of there work was in the final film].

    • @TheDeppertLasseVogt
      @TheDeppertLasseVogt 2 місяці тому +1

      @@jamesatkinsonja Oh, I didn’t know that about Terminator! Nice info, thanks! I do know that Jonathan Nolan did some work on 4, though.

  • @gamestation2690
    @gamestation2690 2 місяці тому +4

    Superman IV: The Quest for Peace also used the London Underground to stand in for the New York Subway.

  • @striderreborn1467
    @striderreborn1467 2 місяці тому +9

    The origins of Morbius in the Spider-Man comics were mostly made as a loop-hole around what was allowed within the comics code at the time. The comics code in the past banned Horror Comics, supernational monsters, and stories. So the writers in response to this, got away with it by making his origins come from scientific means which is why he is called "The Living Vampire" since his powers were a product of science.

    • @TheFLAMEXD
      @TheFLAMEXD 2 місяці тому +1

      Well you're half right. By the time Morbius was created, the Comics Code Authority did start to relax its rules a little bit. However the only vampire that were allowed was Dracula.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 2 місяці тому +1

      @@TheFLAMEXD And a little after Marvel's Dracula, they gave us Blade, the Daywalker. I see that as an absolute win!

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix 2 місяці тому +14

    Morbius - a rich doctor who has never heard of a mobility scooter.
    And yet he's working with emergency patients.
    Same with Matt Smith's character.
    And love how a guy who could never walk and was weak all of his life knows how to swim????
    The blood hitting the camera lens during that first killing spree took me out of the movie - how about you?

  • @philiprearich3480
    @philiprearich3480 Місяць тому +1

    Dustin Hoffman himself debunked that Marathon Man story. He just liked to party all the time. And considering it was the 70s, I believe it.
    Great video! 👍

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 2 місяці тому +6

    I'm sorry to say not only did I buy a ticket, I bought two, one for me, one for a friend who is a big Morbius fan (seriously, I think he has all the comics), and we were both pissed and let down by this hunk of garbage.

  • @DGilVids
    @DGilVids 2 місяці тому +8

    Happy 150th Smeghead!!

  • @bigbearkat2010
    @bigbearkat2010 2 місяці тому +17

    The funny thing is apparently Matt Smith agreed to do Morbius thinking it was an MCU movie

    • @GabyGeorge1996
      @GabyGeorge1996 2 місяці тому +1

      This is why you do your research folks

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 2 місяці тому +4

      @@GabyGeorge1996 this is why you did what Dakota Johnson did and fire your agent

    • @jackmonaghan8477
      @jackmonaghan8477 2 місяці тому +2

      That or maybe Karen Gillan pranked him.

    • @JoeChillton
      @JoeChillton 2 місяці тому +1

      And the thing is the film was rearranged in such a way he couldn't even name his own character.
      His role was originally Lucian/Loxias Crown aka Hunger, a German villain with the power of Morbius and ties to HYDRA. But was changed so much.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 місяці тому

      wait really?

  • @BowserTheSecond
    @BowserTheSecond 2 місяці тому +9

    Hooray, Leto is now currently filming a lead role in the new Tron movie. Can't wait to hear what wacky antics he'll get up to in set this time.
    Also Matt Smith is absolutely channelling his performance as Patrick Bateman in the American Psycho musical for Milo. It's so funny.

    • @WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou
      @WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou 2 місяці тому

      I've been dying for a Third Tron Film for Years, please don't let him ruin it...

    • @juliagoodwin9510
      @juliagoodwin9510 Місяць тому

      Why does Jared Leto keep getting work?!
      ...Oh, right. Hollywood sucks.

    • @LaineMann
      @LaineMann 24 дні тому

      Wait, MATT SMITH SINGS!?

  • @markula_4040
    @markula_4040 2 місяці тому +7

    Jared Leto has wiped out in both the MCEU and DCEU. Impressive feat

    • @DaviniaHill
      @DaviniaHill 2 місяці тому

      This is the SSMU, I have no clue what the MCEU is.

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 2 місяці тому

      Because they added him into the Justice League film in the 'Synder Cut' he is the first actor to play the Joker in more than one movie before Joaquim Phoenix.

  • @theinternetjerk9597
    @theinternetjerk9597 2 місяці тому +4

    Yes I would wait in line for the Council of Jameson on a war path to stop Spider-Man.

  • @lanceshadow5582
    @lanceshadow5582 2 місяці тому +3

    Congratulations on making it to episode 150!!! Your 15 year anniversary is also coming up, don't forget 😉

  • @goreycinema
    @goreycinema 2 місяці тому +11

    Say what you will about the Venom movie, but at the very least, making a solo film about him makes sense conceptually. He's a well known villain even to people who aren't super familiar with comics and he's theoretically strong enough to carry his own story. Even among comic fans, I don't know that many people who identify as diehard fans of Morbius or Madame Web. It begs the question as to who Sony is even making these movies for.

    • @jdrvargo287
      @jdrvargo287 2 місяці тому +1

      Plus he's been an antihero off-and-on in the comics for years and has had multiple solo-series. As far as I know, the latter does not apply to Morbius.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 2 місяці тому

      @@goreycinema They're made for the people at Sony who think that all villains can work as anti-heroes. Truth is they're the very a small exception.
      Even smaller after some of the shit Deadpool pulled in this last movie.

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix 2 місяці тому +31

    PS - "Upgrade" with Logan Marshall Green is a better "Venom" movie - and I will fight you on that.
    (edit: I got Green's name wrong - sorry)

    • @Betta66
      @Betta66 2 місяці тому +2

      So true. That movie kicks ass

    • @sebastianemond5313
      @sebastianemond5313 2 місяці тому +1

      Agreed. I can take Logan Michael Green more seriously as an Eddie Brock than him playing The Shocker. I don't mind Tom Hardy's Venom, but no offense, but his Eddie Brock was a pathetic simp who's the real side passenger, rather than him being Venom's ride, while Venom does most of the cool stuff, when the two are supposed to be bonded and simpatico.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 2 місяці тому

      @@sebastianemond5313 And...IT'S R RATED

  • @AliceOfSherwood
    @AliceOfSherwood 2 місяці тому +6

    There's a disused London Underground station, Aldwych, which gets used for filming underground scenes a lot. It's also showed up in V for Vendetta and Superman IV

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 місяці тому

      At least V For Vendetta actually takes place in London.

  • @tristanmichels5721
    @tristanmichels5721 2 місяці тому +4

    He's back!! It's Morbin' Time!!
    The rare time I actually feel happy saying that.

  • @ph89787
    @ph89787 2 місяці тому +41

    Let's just be happy that Matt Smith is Daemon Targaryen and pretend this trainwreck doesn't exist.
    Edit: And the 11th Doctor.

    • @sebastianemond5313
      @sebastianemond5313 2 місяці тому +4

      I'd like to forget Smith was briefly Skynet in Terminator: Genisys, but there will still be gatekeepers of Dark Fate being the worst who will defend that trainwreck.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 2 місяці тому +1

      @@sebastianemond5313 Which trainwreck? Genisys and Dark Fate each sucked in different ways.

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@sebastianemond5313 Liking something is not gatekeeping. Calling them the worst for liking it is gatekeeping.

    • @sebastianemond5313
      @sebastianemond5313 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@coolnerdlll6053 I mean, those who declared Dark Fate as the worst Terminator movie, while blindly believing Genisys' bs tag line, "Best Terminator Movie Since Judgement Day."

    • @sebastianemond5313
      @sebastianemond5313 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@louisduarte8763 True, but I can take a sequel with John Connor, leader of the resistance against Skynet is dead more seriously than one where John Connor is a willing pawn of Skynet.

  • @dvass7253
    @dvass7253 2 місяці тому +5

    9:35-10:04 - In all honesty, compared to the stuff that Leto and Marlon Brando have pulled, the Hoffman incident is pretty inoffensive, because the only one he was hurting was himself. Like, I get wanting to be as authentic as possible, but my God, man, you don't have to risk your health like that! No wonder the late great Mr. Olivier said what he said - Hoffman was being a reckless fool. And considering that he and Tom Cruise starred together in Rain Man, I can't help but suspect that Cruise, having caught wind of that story, decided to take a page out of Hoffman's book and take it to even crazier extremes.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 2 місяці тому

      Yeah, who did Leto think he was, Dan-YELL Day-Lewis?

  • @RazorRex
    @RazorRex 2 місяці тому +15

    The fact that animated Y-7 series did the character justice where a big-budget PG-13 movie failed.

    • @DarkOverlord96
      @DarkOverlord96 2 місяці тому +6

      You mean the one where he had suckers on his hand to drink "plasma" because 90s cartoons didn't have the balls to say that a vampire sucks blood with its fangs?

    • @RazorRex
      @RazorRex 2 місяці тому +1

      @@DarkOverlord96 Yes. Also, they couldn't say “blood” because of heavy censorship not because they wanted to say “blood”.

    • @TheFLAMEXD
      @TheFLAMEXD 2 місяці тому +1

      No it didn't. This movie is bad, but the animated series isn't much of an improvement of the character either.

    • @RazorRex
      @RazorRex 2 місяці тому

      @@TheFLAMEXD I like the animated version. He was interesting, had personality, and even went through her redemption arc.

    • @proto245
      @proto245 2 місяці тому +1

      @@DarkOverlord96 You do realize they couldn't do it because it was airing on Fox and they were strict on what they could, or couldn't do? The fact they managed to adapt him as best as he could is a miracle. He deserves Insomniac to adapt him properly.

  • @magicalmysteryperson
    @magicalmysteryperson Місяць тому +2

    ngl the council of jamesons sounds like the funniest shit ever

  • @abhinavkarpur7821
    @abhinavkarpur7821 2 місяці тому +3

    Nice. Happy 150th. I hope you survive Madame Web.

  • @BkGoodBoyBad
    @BkGoodBoyBad 2 місяці тому +2

    My heart smiles whenever I see a new video on this channel. Thank you for getting me through many nights or loneliness and depression. You sir, are DA MAN! 🙏🏾🙌🏾🤎

  • @henrygvidonas9573
    @henrygvidonas9573 2 місяці тому +5

    Funny how all those pretentious wannabe "method actors" turn out to be complete assholes in real life, isn't it?
    It's almost as if that whole schtick is just a fake excuse for antisocial, narcissistic, sociopathic behaviour.

  • @trevgauntletneu_gaming
    @trevgauntletneu_gaming Місяць тому +1

    The Morbius fart video sums up the movie perfectly.

  • @muertovag4145
    @muertovag4145 2 місяці тому +1

    Morbius 3: The Ultimate Morbing with get 900 trillion at the box office.

  • @JDMaverick6714
    @JDMaverick6714 2 місяці тому +2

    I can’t believe Madame Webb is somehow worse😢 than

  • @johnnysparkle
    @johnnysparkle 2 місяці тому +4

    Fuqua and F. Gary Gray were approached to direct the movie before Daniel Espinosa was hired. When asked why he turned down the offer, Fuqua responded with this.
    Fuqua: As a kid, I grew up with comic books. They talked to me about Black Panther years ago, way back in the day. There's some reason they came up and they talked to me about at Sony about Morbius. I don't know, I have a thirteen-year-old son, so I'm watching more of that again and it's exciting to do that. I'd love to create a new one, but something that's closer to what I get excited about.

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 2 місяці тому +2

      I suspect F. Gary Grey said no as he directed the disappointing 'Men in Black: International' which was riddled by studio interference and he could sense that was going to happen again here so stayed away.

  • @MrChaotic4
    @MrChaotic4 2 місяці тому +7

    I thought you were gonna save Madame Web for next year since it's almost certain to win Worst Picture.

    • @antibishonen
      @antibishonen 2 місяці тому

      Well as of this writing, there's also Blood and Honey 2 and Harold and The Purple Crayon.

    • @Coolcoolcooldude
      @Coolcoolcooldude 2 місяці тому

      ​@antibishonen yeah. Other than those films, what else can go toe to toe with Madame Web at the Razzies?

    • @antibishonen
      @antibishonen 2 місяці тому

      @@Coolcoolcooldude Believe it or not, Kraven the Hunter.

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 2 місяці тому

      @@Coolcoolcooldude In fairness we've still got several months to go and worse films might come out-Cats came out at Xmas in 2019 and won. 'Web' will be nearly a year old when the 2025 Razzie's happen so it might been seen as 'old news' [although given people involved like Dakota Johnson were pretty scathing I can see them nominated it hoping they'll turn up-which they probably won't].

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 місяці тому

      @@Coolcoolcooldude Strangers Chapter 1, Night Swim, Imaginary...
      It's been a hit-and-miss year for horror.

  • @jrgenclevin4185
    @jrgenclevin4185 2 місяці тому +2

    Whatever Dustin Hofman did in Marathon Man, he did exceptionally well. He deserved an Oscar for that performance.

  • @Marcsharp82
    @Marcsharp82 2 місяці тому +2

    It's not the first time the London underground has impersonated a US subway system in a comic book movie, Superman IV did the same thing for the Metropolis subway and it was ridiculous then as well

  • @andysee6996
    @andysee6996 2 місяці тому +9

    13:44-13:49 Are these writers aware that Dexter's Laboratory had those exact lines as a joke in the late-90s?

    • @danij5055
      @danij5055 2 місяці тому

      Maybe that's where they got it from. 😅

  • @Kurtsg10
    @Kurtsg10 2 місяці тому +2

    @Cinematic Excrement, you should review "Town and Country", a disastrous flop from 2001 with Warren Beatty that doesn't seem to have been reviewed much on youtube.

  • @Vyndora
    @Vyndora 2 місяці тому +1

    My week has been made. I have wanted you to do this movie the moment it came out. I was absolutely certain it would be a thing of beauty. I was not disappointed.

  • @jackmonaghan8477
    @jackmonaghan8477 2 місяці тому +7

    "Bat-radar" sounds like something Adam West and Burt Ward would operate in the 60s.

    • @danij5055
      @danij5055 2 місяці тому

      When I saw that disclaimer, I actually thought it was going to be a Batman reference 😅

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 2 місяці тому

      @@jackmonaghan8477 They did. Oh...they did.

    • @darthtepes
      @darthtepes 2 місяці тому

      it sounds way too close to a "bat credit card"

  • @CitizenSnips
    @CitizenSnips Місяць тому +3

    So... Madame Web next?

  • @XthegreatwhyX
    @XthegreatwhyX 2 місяці тому +2

    New CE episodes always make my day.

  • @ravager48
    @ravager48 2 місяці тому +2

    Truly one of your reviews of all time, Sean!

  • @Betta66
    @Betta66 2 місяці тому +5

    At least Jared Leto’s band still makes good mu- oh wait.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 2 місяці тому

      Is Jared Leto in a cult, or does he lead one?

  • @brevonsflicksgames7450
    @brevonsflicksgames7450 2 місяці тому +5

    Some people might not know this but Morbius was actually in the alternate ending for Blade

    • @dvass7253
      @dvass7253 2 місяці тому

      And Lord knows this movie was in dire need of the Daywalker's presence.

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 2 місяці тому

      He was meant to be the bad guy for Blade 2 but they kept him out for a potential solo movie [which didn't materialised until this mess came along].

  • @nicksoapdish157
    @nicksoapdish157 2 місяці тому +4

    I strongly believe Madam Webb was light years better than Morbius and I will die on that hill.

  • @Howlrunner82
    @Howlrunner82 2 місяці тому +5

    Human and Vampire Bat DNA? Had Mobius a talk with Dr Kirk Langström ?

  • @BrandonCroker
    @BrandonCroker 2 місяці тому +3

    I wanna justify making reference to that Jumpstart Echolocation song somehow here.

  • @chayimweinstock443
    @chayimweinstock443 2 місяці тому +1

    I love how your reviews go into depth about how the movie was made and what makes them a mess beyond the acting and writing.

  • @kali3665
    @kali3665 2 місяці тому +1

    I would LOVE to see the Council of Jamesons!!! That would be SO cool! JK Simmons definitely could pull it off!!
    Marvel, do it!! NOW!!!

  • @thedorkone1516
    @thedorkone1516 2 місяці тому +4

    As one of Morbius the Comic Book Character's five fans: they really should have embraced the gothic cheese. Also, I think the studio would have been better served by skipping the origin story and just introduced the world to my favorite plasmavore as Already Transformed.

  • @gracekim25
    @gracekim25 2 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for explaining the morbing time stuff....I can't always tell when people genuinely like something or a joke. Does Morbius not know how Medicine was invented?😅

  • @tolchok89
    @tolchok89 2 місяці тому +3

    I still don't get the logic of casting Jared Leto as Morbius the Living Vampire - his behaviour on the set of Suicide Squad (which, BTW, he CONFESSED to) was well-publicized, so it's not like Sony had a valid excuse of "oh, well, we didn't know". If I heard any rumours that Morbius was some kind of Springtime For Hitler scam and Leto was basically Lorenzo St. DuBois, I'd believe it.

  • @juliagoodwin9510
    @juliagoodwin9510 2 місяці тому +5

    There are two major things that piss me off about this movie:
    1. The wasting of Matt Smith's acting,
    2. And the stupid meme that will not. _Go_ . *AWAY* .

    • @Thomasmemoryscentral
      @Thomasmemoryscentral 2 місяці тому +1

      1. Matt Smith is not lucky in his Hollywood roles so far
      2. That meme needs to fie, seriously and it makes me hate the internet a lot sometimes

    • @juliagoodwin9510
      @juliagoodwin9510 2 місяці тому

      @Thomasmemoryscentral Agreed, especially on point 2. The problem is the internet loves the stupidest f***ing s***t, I swear...

  • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
    @TommyDeonauthsArchives 2 місяці тому +2

    I think even Doctor Doom from Fant4stic would punch Morbius in the face...
    Also, Happy 150th episode!

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 місяці тому +2

    Holy guacamole! Is that a new dose of Smeghead?! 🥳🥳🥳

  • @alantheinquirer7658
    @alantheinquirer7658 2 місяці тому +24

    When you turn Dracula into a Superhero movie, you show you haven't read the book, let alone understand it.

    • @testytest69420
      @testytest69420 2 місяці тому +3

      I'm not convinced they read any comics featuring the character of Morbius the Living Vampire either.

    • @benjaminmuratore9341
      @benjaminmuratore9341 2 місяці тому +4

      Technically they already did that. It was called Dracula Untold.

    • @DarkOverlord96
      @DarkOverlord96 2 місяці тому +2

      You do know Dracula exists in the Marvel Universe, right?

    • @alantheinquirer7658
      @alantheinquirer7658 2 місяці тому

      @@DarkOverlord96 Like the Norse Gods? Sure. It doesn't make them the original concept. The comics might've taken the original property and put a different spin on it, but how far can you excuse copy/paste? Will there be a punch-up between Marvel's Dracula and Bram Stokers?

    • @TheFLAMEXD
      @TheFLAMEXD 2 місяці тому

      ​@@alantheinquirer7658Not really. Dracula is public domain

  • @kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94
    @kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 2 місяці тому +1

    Morbius: I’m practically a joke in the Spidey community! I am the worst that Sony’s ever done for their Spidey franchise.
    Madame Web: Hold my Pepsi.

  • @daelen.cclark
    @daelen.cclark 2 місяці тому +4

    This project plateaued as soon as they cast Jared Leto in it!

  • @marvelfan12
    @marvelfan12 2 місяці тому +2

    Just in time for my lunch break. Thanks Sean!

  • @Graytail
    @Graytail 2 місяці тому +1

    "Bat radar" also only really works if your ears face forward, not sidewards...
    Like with eyes, Side = Prey. Front = Predator.

  • @MetaLord395
    @MetaLord395 2 місяці тому +1

    My favorite part was when Sean said, "It's excremin' time!" and excremtented all over the channel.
    And I'm calling it now: the next title has to be Madame Web.

  • @fermintenava5911
    @fermintenava5911 2 місяці тому +3

    I call it - Madame Web is next! :)

  • @claytonrios1
    @claytonrios1 2 місяці тому +1

    I'll give the Venom movies this... I enjoyed watching them as throwbacks to 90s and early 2000s superhero movies. I'm sure The Last Dance will feel the same way!

    • @WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou
      @WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou 2 місяці тому

      Same here, I expect The Last Dance to be more of the same Goofy Fun the First 2 were.

  • @michaelsinger4638
    @michaelsinger4638 2 місяці тому +2

    Adria Arjona is really good in Irma Vep and Andor. So I don’t think this was her fault.
    Also she wasn’t that bad here.

  • @ronbrians
    @ronbrians 2 місяці тому +1

    Thank god they never make Peter Parker control spiders. That would be so lame.

  • @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168
    @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168 2 місяці тому

    What makes the opening much weirder is how it feels totally innocuous and almost like a reshoot or movement of a scene from later on in the film somehow.

  • @Oonagh72
    @Oonagh72 2 місяці тому +2

    I loved this review! I have yet to watch Morbius, but man it’s next on the list!
    When are we getting our Deadpool Wolverine review?

  • @CrypticCharm
    @CrypticCharm 2 місяці тому +1

    the funniest part for me was the "New York subway scene" which was filmed in the London underground. they did the same thing in Superman 4...then again, Metropolis (New York) was filmed in Milton Keynes! because when you think Metropolis, you think roundabouts!

  • @HexxuSz
    @HexxuSz 2 місяці тому +2

    ah good ol smeghead exriment episode

  • @DoctorBiobrain
    @DoctorBiobrain 2 місяці тому +3

    How about a movie that’s from Jameson’s point of view of him trying to hunt down Spiderman and get him arrested?

  • @edvaira6891
    @edvaira6891 2 місяці тому

    It’s actually surprisingly watchable if you have basically NO illusions about it being faithful

  • @n1gak
    @n1gak 2 місяці тому +2

    I've seen this movie … twice! It was in the rotation for "movies on the intercity bus" a couple of months ago. Do take heart, in the Spanish dub, the voice actors correctly pronounce Nobel [albeit with a es_MX accent].

  • @hillhouseproductions
    @hillhouseproductions 2 місяці тому +3

    The thing is, I know Jared Leto can act. Panic Room proved that. It’s a shame to see how bad he is in this.

  • @nicksoapdish157
    @nicksoapdish157 2 місяці тому +5

    I don't believe Adria Arjona should have won Worst Actress for this movie.

    • @nicksoapdish157
      @nicksoapdish157 2 місяці тому +2

      It should have been Fan Bingbing for the 355.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 2 місяці тому

      I literally just watched Hit Man this week not even knowing they were the same person

  • @Dustemikkel_Rev
    @Dustemikkel_Rev 2 місяці тому +1

    The Nobel Prize IS swedish, started by swedish native Alfred Nobel who invented dynamite, but it's actually awarded in Norway. I have NO idea why, and yes it's confusing. To top it all of the Nobel commitee who picks the recipient is located in Norway. Go figure.

  • @alexhalstead8824
    @alexhalstead8824 2 місяці тому

    Cierra De La Muerte sounds kinda like Donner Pass, where the Donner Party famously got marooned. It was basically impassible in the winter for centuries, leading to the Donner's horrible fate. But now there's a highway there, too, and you can drive over it in a half hour. Human ingenuity at work!

  • @andysee6996
    @andysee6996 2 місяці тому +2

    Before I watch this, I should say that I skimmed the plot and found two appropriate places for the phrase "It's Morbin' Time" to be used. The first was during the intro when Michael Morbius was a kid. He'd have a Power Rangers toy and that would further establish him as a fan of the series. The second time would be after he gives up on finding a cure for his vampire-like condition. It's re-contextualized as a no more holding back sort of statement. Immediately afterwards, the movie goes into a short suit up montage befitting the source material of this pun and by the end, he has a new urban vampire look.
    Edit: Wikipedia says that the movie starts with a ten year old Michael Morbius. Did Sean skip it? Also, feel free to correct anything else I got wrong.

  • @RichardWatt
    @RichardWatt 19 хвилин тому

    I can tell that Sean has never had to have any dealings with a Soviet hospital and I believe that those are the disused platforms at Charing cross tube station filling in for the New York subway.

  • @dvass7253
    @dvass7253 2 місяці тому +1

    13:02-13:05 - Hmmmmm... I wonder why this exchange was done much better in Insomniac's Spider-Man 2. Oh, right, because we actually cared about Peter and Harry!