When Lindsay Lohan on Twitter was told by a random that they are going to watch I know who killed me. She replied to him saying "That would be one too many times." Even she disowned it.
I'm glad to see that our reevaluating of how the media treated Britney Spears has led us to reevaluate how other teen girl celebrities were treated in the 2000s. Natalie Portman has talked openly about how she was sexualized when she was only 12 years old. And yet somehow we're surprised when these girls spiral into drug addiction and develop other problems.
Where I'm from, we've been talking about that for years. Actually, I think its one of the things everyone knew about but no one wanted to speak about until it was convenient, which is a shame. For my part at least, I've been speaking about things like this for years both online and in my household.
And the people who listens to these medias are off the hook? I don't think so if I recall correctly how my entourage relayed all the juicy info with malicious glee...
Yeah, why didn't the Razzies put the Lindsay Lohan remake of Parent Trap as part of the things I Know Who Killed Me apparently ripped off? Makes more sense than the Patty Duke show, which is gonna fly by so many heads, even today!
Those prosthetics did exist back then. Buddy of mine lost both arms in Iraq around that time and got something similar. It was super experimental at the time but he could write with a pen and all sorts of stuff. Just fyi
That's cool as hell. Honestly anyone who serves their country deserves the absolute top of the top of our technology to better their lives after being hurt
Best guess for the red/blue thing was to show how Dakota feels out of place in Aubrey's place, but that's just a guess. Next time, The Love Guru. Oh boy.
I'd check out the Three Colors Trilogy and Vertigo (I did compare them with IKWKM as these two worked in context). I'd compare M (1931) with IKWKM as the former was a vastly better serial killer film which seemed like something that would've been done by Hitchcock before Hitchcock became legendary.
You forgot to mention the alternate ending, Sean. You though the twist with the twins drove the movie off the rails? Get a load of this: In the alternate ending on the DVD, after the twins find each other, it's revealed that THE ENTIRE MOVIE NEVER REALLY HAPPENED! YES REALLY. The whole damn movie was actually a fictional story written by a THIRD girl played by Lindsay Lohan with a PURPLE color motif! I wish I was making this up. I can only IMAGINE the riots that occurred at test screenings that resulted in that getting yanked.
That sounds like it might be more cohesive and sort of explains the colour thing... and I almost admire the sheer bonkers balls of it. I would still have been pissed off if I'd paid money to see that, though! 😁
I love how Sean's gimmick with the gun looks like he's threatening something else to make it go down. It sort of implies that this particular hashtag would be a dick move.
And it's gotten worse since your comment. I can't believe how tasteless his Bill Cosby commercial video was. It's about twenty minutes of nothing but rape jokes, which wouldn't be so bad if they weren't connected to actual incidents. He needs to be stopped.
@@antibishonen true and personally those certain two especially the rather disastrous one should've won Worst Picture without question, even John B. Wilson, the founder, agrees it should've won
Fun fact: This film was released around the same weekend as The Simpsons Movie. I'm pretty sure that fact alone didn't make IKWKM's box office numbers any better.
I remember hearing about this movie when it originally came out and critics panned the hell out of it but the most important thing I remember from those reviews was how NONE of them talked about the story if this, and I mean in a general summary to not spoil people. All they talked about was Lindsey doing the stripper scenes and ending up in a coffin but from there that was it. Years later, I realize why they didn't and it's mostly because they couldn't come up with a decent, short summary to explain this movie WITHOUT spoiling it! This was seriously one of the most confusing movies I had to sit through and what pisses me off is at the end you realize that the story wasn't worth getting that confused over in the first place when you just see the movie as a supernatrual story about twins with opposite personalities that wind up saving each other....basically the dark, edgy Hot Topic version of The Parent Trap. =\ And they've more or less treated Lindsey like a punching bag and she didn't deserve it. I think she is a decent actress but the combination of the a bad family life, predatory Hollywood and no one really there to help her resulted in a person who may never get the proper credit she deserves and this movie did not help. I don't blame her for it; the story was bad regardless and just oozes the pretentiousness of a hack writer trying to be deep yet making one of the most obnoixously confusing movies from the last 20 years. Edit: "She's dehydrated!" Later almost dies of appendicitis. Okay, that was scary, especially when you consider how that can sneak up on even adults. Edit 2: YOU KEPT THE OOGIE LOVE RINGTONE! Bless you....just....you stuck with it.
I don't like to say it, but this review was actually hard to sit through at points. The on-screen mutilations and torture-scenes in this movie are pretty graphic, and Lohan's acting makes it even more disturbing. So I still agree with you on that - Lohan did not deserve that razzies, and any of the other movies were legitimately worse.
I didn't watched the movie, not because of its graphic nature, but because it sounded really dumb. Now reconsidering because Lindsay looks fairly decent in it... I mean, at least it looks she can elevate the material a little bit.
I kinda understand what Lilo was going through at the time considering her "Diva" antics, but that was no excuse for the Razzies to throw shade at her by giving "I Know Who Killed Me" most of the Awards as well as throwing in some very lame jokes.
Something hit me whilst watching this video. I came to the realisation that ever since I found your channel about eight years ago, I have consistently gone back to it to rewatch old videos and to check out the new ones, and even in the most tiresome times of my life, I have always found comfort in them. I usually tend to cringe a bit when I rewatch anyone whom I'm a fan of's videos and see it was uploaded during an unhappy point in my life, but with your videos that's never the case. From September 2018 to May 2019 for example I was at a really miserable job and I subconsciously kinda associate any videos from other people during that time, but with your Inchon review for example, I always remember it as a highlight and source of comfort from that bad time. So I just want to say thank you for your videos. Thank you for working so hard to entertain us; you've really helped me through some hard times and whenever you finish making these videos, they'll always stick with me 😊
This movie is like an overly sensationalist soap opera crossed with Stephen King's worst instincts. Also, even Krzystof Kieslowski and Derek Jarman didn't have as much blue in their movies literally titled 'Blue' as Sibertson has here.
Next time on Cinematic Excrement, we shall witness the end of a comedian’s career. Sean will review The Love Guru, which came out of said comedian’s rear.
Especially hilarious considering how this review mentioned two SNL alumni doing offensive stereotype movies that almost won worst picture. It's like that was a trend.
I’ve been getting those phone calls nonstop and it’s annoying as piss. And a big scam to boot. Great video, Sean! This movie looks lame…and blue. Very blue. Didn’t think it deserved worst, though. I remember being in high school in 2007 and Lindsay Lohan and her rehab antics not only the were the talk of the town, but at the time it was “trendy” or “cool” to irrationally hate Lindsay Lohan for no reason. E.g., “LiLo’s a drug addicted whore huh huh huh!” I do NOT want to go back to those times.
I consider this a big guilty pleasure of mine, like the bad story almost works for me and its stylistic choices honestly were good in my opinion. It's story doesn't work the way it wanted, but I still enjoyed it.
I just realized, starting with 2009, there's a slew of films you've already tackled. I guess we'll have to prepare ourselves for a lot of second looks.
I remember seeing this film as a kid! I honestly think if they rebooted it today as a show it would work better! I feel like if it took a hour to break everything down slowly with added information, suspense, and backstory, it would be sooooo much better to build up the mystery! Wouldn’t mind even having the supernatural twin link thing if done cool and mysterious if given time to get there as each episode continues. This is one of those films that would’ve worked better with more communication and dialogue from other characters who just stand there, say one liners that don’t contribute much information to the story.
16:55, Bratz even had a Cartoon show, just like how Transformers started out as a Toy-Line, then a Cartoon Show and various Live-Action movies. Same with TMNT, even though the first 2 Live-Action movies from the early 1990s weren't that terrible.
The next movie is The Love Guru. Oh boy… that film was so bad it ruined Mike Myers’ career. Despite a small part in Inglourious Basterds and Shrek Forever After which I thought was good. After Shrek 4 being the last one, he hasn’t really appeared in that much probably because of how horrible that movie was and heard he’s a difficult actor to work with.
@@kingamoeboid3887 That was pretty much a cameo in which he was playing a person who didn’t exist. In terms of leading roles, he hasn’t really had one since Shrek 4.
I completely agree when you say this went took so many wrong turns. A lot of times i wondered yeah, this idea could work. Twins seperated at birth, maybe there's a good mystery involved for killing one; twins who can feel each other's pain? Good sci fi fantasy idea. Nope, just keep spinning the plot of control. What a ride this must he to watch
If you take out the psychic bond between the twins and add David Lynch as the director you may have a decent weird twisted murder mystery. I think the director was thinking that way but didn't have the talent or experience to pull it off. Hell if it's David Lynch you could even add the psychic link back in and he would find a way to do it convincingly. The movie sucks but if you want to be complimentary you could say that at least the director had pretty high aspirations. That's if you want to be complimentary.
I've seen some fans of I Know Who Killed Me compare it to the works of David Lynch. I mean I get what they're saying and I understand what they mean but at the same time . . . no. Just no.
👍🤣 Hahahahaha. I enjoyed your sarcastic but funny-critique. It's very thorough yet entertaining. I wish I found your channel sooner. Thank you for your work.
My worst movie of 2007 is Norbit. One of the worst comedies ever made, Eddie Murphy’s worst film in my opinion and one of the worst films I’ve ever seen. Also, that film was so bad. During the time of the films release, Eddie Murphy was nominated for an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for Dreamgirls. He seemed like the front runner to win but lost to Alan Arkin for Little Miss Sunshine. It could because of how critically panned Norbit was decreased Murphy’s chances of winning an Oscar.
Like 1986, 2015 will span two episodes, as both "Fifty Shades of Grey" and Josh Trank's "Fantastic Four" won the Worst Picture Razzie. Expect "The Emoji Movie" to have its review in October 2022.
I think Sivertson might’ve also been inspired by Shyamalan’s use of RED coloring in The 6th Sense. However, just like Suspiria, Shyamalan knew to keep the color red to a subtle manner and it was used to indicate the presence of a ghost. Interestingly, Creepshow also used vibrant shades of both red AND blue every time something terrifying occurred onscreen. The purpose of that type of lighting was to give the movie a comic book vibe, as Creepshow was influenced by the old DC comics made back in the 50s; the movie even has page-turning dissolves to make it look like the movie is being told through a book (mostly because it IS being told through a book). Moral of this story: Stop trying to imitate old classics. Modern filmmakers will NEVER be able to replicate the magic of classic cinema.
My favorite part (which was left out of this review) is when Dakota manages to guess the password of Aubrey’s laptop on the first try (guess what, the password was “Dakota”!), and watches a video of conspiracy theory crackpot Art Bell.
I know this is only a small part of the video, but I am oddly happy about how long you've kept that Oogieloves ringtone for any and all bits that use your phone lol
Between the color scheme and the various twists this movie was going for, my first thought was that Chris Siverston was basically a poor man's David Lynch. It struck me as the type of thing he would do, only Lynch would have it make sense.
I mean... David Lynch is more about atmosphere and he emphasizes a lot on the character's feelings(mostly dread). But as for making sense, I still don't fully grasp what Lost Highway was about(although being drunk on both viewings didn't help).
This was a pretty good review of the movie and I loved your reactions to both Chuck and Larry and Norbit since their problems are the same. I almost forgot that Norbit also had a racist Asian caricature. Also, I agree that Bratz is terrible since it isn't really a movie and I may not be the intended demographic but as Sean has said, your target audience should never be an indicator of quality. Finally, I appreciate the jabs you made about longer cut demands and about calls wanting you to talk about car warranty as I get so so many of those. Also, AniMat would agree with you that Bratz is worse than I Know Who Killed Me.
Actually some serial killers have been known to speed up their “cooling off” period between murders when they become too comfortable, the “thrill” wears off faster, etc. so it’s not exactly unheard of that the serial killer would have more victims in a span of a week. There has been serial killers who wait days, weeks, months, or in rarer cases years between kills. And then there are some who kidnap and kill their next victim as soon as they have one set in their sights.
Yeah but the thing is that the movie mentions only one victim before, so 1) You cant say he is a serial killer and 2) even if you could say so most organized killers don't kill immediately.
Eifell 65's I'm Blue....classic! ^^ How about this: Blue, blue, my world is blue Blue is my world, now I'm without you Grey, grey, my life is grey Cold is my heart since you went away Red, red, my eyes are red Crying for you alone in my bed Green, green, my jealous heart I doubted you and now we're apart When we met, how the bright sun shone Then love died, now the rainbow is gone Black, black, the nights I've known Longing for you, so lost and alone Gone, gone, the love we knew Blue is my world, now I'm without you Red, red, my eyes are red Crying for you alone in my bed Green, green, my jealous heart I doubted you and now we're apart When we met, how the bright sun shone Then love died, now the rainbow is gone Black, black, the nights I've known Longing for you, so lost and alone Blue, blue, my world is blue Blue is my world, now I'm without you Grey, grey, my life is grey Cold is my heart since you went away Blue, blue, my world is blue Blue is my world, now I'm without you Blue is my world, now I'm without you
Okay, gonna have to ask. If their twin is so strong that it causes bodily harm, how does one twin survive being murdered? Edit: Nevermind. Movie was so stupid I just assumed it forgot it's own major plot point
This movie is so batshit crazy that it’s somewhat of a guilty pleasure for me. It also has some good things going- some good gore, a decent soundtrack & musical score by Joel McNeely, and it does have an odd sense of style. I do like the blue glass torture tools 😂
16:40 Dang Smeghead, those two words really blew my mind! How you went through that waterboarding movie takes guts, Sean. I just noticed the music stopped when you mention Norbit. Nice touch.
Poor Lindsay. I don't know if she decided on making this film, or the studio want her to star in that film. She nearly died during the filmmaking because of that. I wonder if she quit her Hollywood career after that travesty that was I Know Who Killed Me. And that she went into therapy.
The only Razzie that it lost was Worst Supporting Actress for Julia Ormond (she played Aubrey & Dakota’s mom) Ultimately Eddie Murphy as Rasputia got the award
I miss the cute and talented Lindsay Lohan. However, I'm glad she is in a better state of mind in recent years.. This movie was a crazy thriller to watch.
Kinda wish she should have stick with making light-hearted, family friendly films like The Parent Trap remake, Freaky Friday, Mean Girls, and Herbie Reloaded. I don't know if I Know Who Killed Me pretty much ruined her career completely.
I mean, I am not against an idea of such twins existance, but that would require the movie to set some rules for them and I doubt this movie did it. Like, if they were growing in two drastically different households what did it do to them? Like, if one was malnourished and the other well-fed, would that make both well-fed or malnourished? Or if one of them was home playing piano all day while another one was running outside through thorny bushes and poison ivy and both got the same scratches and irritation and the rich parents would think that she hurts herself and denies it or something. Also I, for some reason, was surprised to see Neal McDonough here.
Honestly, the robotic leg thing is just really funny to me. Sure, someone might want a fancy hand that can grasp things, but modern prosthetic legs don't have any electronics in them whatsoever and people walk around on them just fine. Come to think of it: what are the electronics even powering? Prosthetic legs are basically fancy peg legs, if the leg went "dead," it would work exactly the same!
Terrific video Sean. Loved the "Blazing Saddles" reference. I also like what you said about "Good Luck Chuck". To me Dane Cook was never funny. There is one thing I would like to say about the poster for "Good Luck Chuck". I don't think it was the best choice to model the poster after the famous "Rolling Stone" cover photo of John Lennon and Yoko Ono considering the fact that Lennon was murdered just hours after the photo was taken. I look forward to your video for "The Love Guru". Keep up the great work Sean.
He ducked the bullet in that category as Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie was a twofer. The previous ones were Howard the Duck/Under the Cherry Moon and Ford Fairlane/Ghosts Can't Do It. Thogh, he does have to recap Fifty Shades/Fan4stic.
I only know this movie because of the Adum and Palz commentary, which is hilarious. Other than this, this movie is a mess. Next time, we have a movie that’ll not be so groovy baby
When Lindsay Lohan on Twitter was told by a random that they are going to watch I know who killed me. She replied to him saying "That would be one too many times." Even she disowned it.
I'm glad to see that our reevaluating of how the media treated Britney Spears has led us to reevaluate how other teen girl celebrities were treated in the 2000s. Natalie Portman has talked openly about how she was sexualized when she was only 12 years old. And yet somehow we're surprised when these girls spiral into drug addiction and develop other problems.
Where I'm from, we've been talking about that for years. Actually, I think its one of the things everyone knew about but no one wanted to speak about until it was convenient, which is a shame. For my part at least, I've been speaking about things like this for years both online and in my household.
Did Natalie Portman became a drug addict?
@@jakey14344 No.
And the people who listens to these medias are off the hook? I don't think so if I recall correctly how my entourage relayed all the juicy info with malicious glee...
And then we plaster it all over the news and then laugh about it.
I Think of this movie as a dark & grittier version of The Parent Trap
That’s amazing. It’s officially my head canon for this godawful flick too now.
👍🏻🤣
Yeah, why didn't the Razzies put the Lindsay Lohan remake of Parent Trap as part of the things I Know Who Killed Me apparently ripped off? Makes more sense than the Patty Duke show, which is gonna fly by so many heads, even today!
I think of this as a vapid, lazy version of Vertigo.
Before I got to the twist, I thought it was just a joke about Lindsay Lohan being the star, but holy shit, it literally is.
OMG! I was thinking the exact same thing 👍
My sister dragged me into seeing Norbit & I absolutely hated it.
How didn’t that sweep the awards?
Those prosthetics did exist back then. Buddy of mine lost both arms in Iraq around that time and got something similar. It was super experimental at the time but he could write with a pen and all sorts of stuff. Just fyi
That's cool as hell. Honestly anyone who serves their country deserves the absolute top of the top of our technology to better their lives after being hurt
Too bad we can't do the same thing with eyes.
Best guess for the red/blue thing was to show how Dakota feels out of place in Aubrey's place, but that's just a guess.
Next time, The Love Guru. Oh boy.
I'd check out the Three Colors Trilogy and Vertigo (I did compare them with IKWKM as these two worked in context). I'd compare M (1931) with IKWKM as the former was a vastly better serial killer film which seemed like something that would've been done by Hitchcock before Hitchcock became legendary.
Pray for him.
And the producers of The Problem with Apu would kill it with fire.
It's bad, but it's not Friedberg and Seltzer bad. Same year as Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie.
@@MrChaotic4 Yeah it might be a tough call. Despite a bad comedy, I sat through the end. Not with any of the parody movies though
You forgot to mention the alternate ending, Sean. You though the twist with the twins drove the movie off the rails? Get a load of this:
In the alternate ending on the DVD, after the twins find each other, it's revealed that THE ENTIRE MOVIE NEVER REALLY HAPPENED! YES REALLY. The whole damn movie was actually a fictional story written by a THIRD girl played by Lindsay Lohan with a PURPLE color motif!
I wish I was making this up. I can only IMAGINE the riots that occurred at test screenings that resulted in that getting yanked.
@Milkyway2099 Again, that was the "alternate" ending. There's a reason it was cut.
…I’m kinda down with that, that’s hilarious 😂
That sounds like it might be more cohesive and sort of explains the colour thing... and I almost admire the sheer bonkers balls of it. I would still have been pissed off if I'd paid money to see that, though! 😁
Better twist ending than Remember Me
WHAT
I love how Sean's gimmick with the gun looks like he's threatening something else to make it go down. It sort of implies that this particular hashtag would be a dick move.
Thank you Dr. George 🙄😶😑
I didn't understand that bit of the video 😂
That pun was rather limp.
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“Why did we think Dane Cook was funny?”
I ask myself the same thing about Doug Walker.
At least doug can make fun of himself
And it's gotten worse since your comment. I can't believe how tasteless his Bill Cosby commercial video was. It's about twenty minutes of nothing but rape jokes, which wouldn't be so bad if they weren't connected to actual incidents. He needs to be stopped.
I'm moreso surprised Epic Movie didn't make the Worst Picture category
We also had "Who's Your Caddy?", a minority cast comedy that makes Caddyshack 2 look like a masterpiece!
He'll talk about 'them' in the next review. Hearing that it's a twofer nominee in the Razzies, it might have cracked Smeghead.
@@antibishonen true and personally those certain two especially the rather disastrous one should've won Worst Picture without question, even John B. Wilson, the founder, agrees it should've won
Fun fact: This film was released around the same weekend as The Simpsons Movie. I'm pretty sure that fact alone didn't make IKWKM's box office numbers any better.
July 2007, the summer where a transformers movie and unfunny sex jokes were considered better than the Simpson’s movie
@@movieman410um no simspsons kicked chick & larrys ass at the box office
I remember hearing about this movie when it originally came out and critics panned the hell out of it but the most important thing I remember from those reviews was how NONE of them talked about the story if this, and I mean in a general summary to not spoil people. All they talked about was Lindsey doing the stripper scenes and ending up in a coffin but from there that was it.
Years later, I realize why they didn't and it's mostly because they couldn't come up with a decent, short summary to explain this movie WITHOUT spoiling it! This was seriously one of the most confusing movies I had to sit through and what pisses me off is at the end you realize that the story wasn't worth getting that confused over in the first place when you just see the movie as a supernatrual story about twins with opposite personalities that wind up saving each other....basically the dark, edgy Hot Topic version of The Parent Trap. =\
And they've more or less treated Lindsey like a punching bag and she didn't deserve it. I think she is a decent actress but the combination of the a bad family life, predatory Hollywood and no one really there to help her resulted in a person who may never get the proper credit she deserves and this movie did not help. I don't blame her for it; the story was bad regardless and just oozes the pretentiousness of a hack writer trying to be deep yet making one of the most obnoixously confusing movies from the last 20 years.
Edit: "She's dehydrated!"
Later almost dies of appendicitis.
Okay, that was scary, especially when you consider how that can sneak up on even adults.
Edit 2: YOU KEPT THE OOGIE LOVE RINGTONE! Bless you....just....you stuck with it.
I don't like to say it, but this review was actually hard to sit through at points. The on-screen mutilations and torture-scenes in this movie are pretty graphic, and Lohan's acting makes it even more disturbing.
So I still agree with you on that - Lohan did not deserve that razzies, and any of the other movies were legitimately worse.
I didn't watched the movie, not because of its graphic nature, but because it sounded really dumb. Now reconsidering because Lindsay looks fairly decent in it...
I mean, at least it looks she can elevate the material a little bit.
I kinda understand what Lilo was going through at the time considering her "Diva" antics, but that was no excuse for the Razzies to throw shade at her by giving "I Know Who Killed Me" most of the Awards as well as throwing in some very lame jokes.
Sean, you're so smart. After everytime you put that oogie-love ringtone in your videos, I have to go rewatch your video of you tearing it to shreds.
Ah, the return of that amazing ringtone. :D Honestly, I had a better time remembering your review of Oggieloves than this film.
Something hit me whilst watching this video. I came to the realisation that ever since I found your channel about eight years ago, I have consistently gone back to it to rewatch old videos and to check out the new ones, and even in the most tiresome times of my life, I have always found comfort in them. I usually tend to cringe a bit when I rewatch anyone whom I'm a fan of's videos and see it was uploaded during an unhappy point in my life, but with your videos that's never the case. From September 2018 to May 2019 for example I was at a really miserable job and I subconsciously kinda associate any videos from other people during that time, but with your Inchon review for example, I always remember it as a highlight and source of comfort from that bad time. So I just want to say thank you for your videos. Thank you for working so hard to entertain us; you've really helped me through some hard times and whenever you finish making these videos, they'll always stick with me 😊
I still love this channel after all these years! I'm amazed he hasn't gotten more recognition
Yeah I thought he'd have at least 100k subs
Probably penalised by the algorithm for not posting often enough.
Mentioning "Herbie:Fully Loaded" reminds me that the Mouse digitally reduced Lindsay's bosom for proccedings.
The same thing, likely, happened with Dora The Explorer, too.
This is a disproven myth
@@B0K0691Parents always believe, otherwise.
This movie is like an overly sensationalist soap opera crossed with Stephen King's worst instincts. Also, even Krzystof Kieslowski and Derek Jarman didn't have as much blue in their movies literally titled 'Blue' as Sibertson has here.
To Quote Filmbrain: "EVEN THE SMURFS WASN'T THIS BLOODY BLUE"
Man, I had no idea Lindsay Lohan suffered from an appendicitis. That must have been horrible. I know those can be really painful.
Well it’s time for bed…*Sees Sean Upload* Sleep can wait!
Next time on Cinematic Excrement, we shall witness the end of a comedian’s career.
Sean will review The Love Guru, which came out of said comedian’s rear.
Auts, tämäkin on hauskempi komedia kuin se ja tää ei ole edes komedia.
Especially hilarious considering how this review mentioned two SNL alumni doing offensive stereotype movies that almost won worst picture. It's like that was a trend.
Oooh boy The Love Guru. As if The Cat in the Hat wasn’t bad enough for Mike Myers’s career.
I didn't know love guru won worst picture
And rightfully so since he's difficult to work with
This was worth the wait. Well done!
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Also, I'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.
I’ve been getting those phone calls nonstop and it’s annoying as piss. And a big scam to boot. Great video, Sean! This movie looks lame…and blue. Very blue. Didn’t think it deserved worst, though. I remember being in high school in 2007 and Lindsay Lohan and her rehab antics not only the were the talk of the town, but at the time it was “trendy” or “cool” to irrationally hate Lindsay Lohan for no reason. E.g., “LiLo’s a drug addicted whore huh huh huh!” I do NOT want to go back to those times.
@@robink.8532 Sir, are you happy with your current insurance provider?
Sean: "Remember when we thought Dane Cook was funny?"
Me: "Nope."
He's still funnier than Amy Schumer though. She's pretty much the main reason people don't think women can be funny.
Never was a fan, but he did have a surprisingly good dramatic performance in "Mr. Brooks" this same year.
He was funny?! When?!
Dane Cook was funny? LMAO!!
@@jeremyusreevu237 No she isn't. That whole "women aren't funny" thing goes all the way back to Jerry Lewis, long before Amy Schumer came along.
This feels like an “X-Files” spec script that was padded out to feature length.
I'm still heartbroken that Lindsay defended Harvey Weinstein
She did?
@@tristanhartup4936 Yep.
Wait, WHAT?!!!
Why would that make you " heartbroken" ? She isn't exactly known for her intelligent or making great decisions!
Who?
I consider this a big guilty pleasure of mine, like the bad story almost works for me and its stylistic choices honestly were good in my opinion. It's story doesn't work the way it wanted, but I still enjoyed it.
I love how the length of this video is the year the film was released
Lol, the Batman voice over the Bratz ladies was gold.
Bratz were Fool's Gold, and, they couldn't possibly be sustained.
@@ivan-alexanderpetlev1646 It's been buried, (deliberately), like the line was, so, good.
@@ivan-alexanderpetlev1646 Glad you found it, the Bratz were simply an abomination.
I just realized, starting with 2009, there's a slew of films you've already tackled. I guess we'll have to prepare ourselves for a lot of second looks.
No complaints from me about that.
Revisiting Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, The Last Airbender, Jack & Jill and Breaking Dawn: Part 2... pray for that poor man's soul.
Until Movie 43.
@@tristanhartup4936 He might have problem with Jack & Jill since I'm pretty sure one of the episode he did back then is still missing.
@@anikmonette2140 You can find it in parts
I remember seeing this film as a kid! I honestly think if they rebooted it today as a show it would work better! I feel like if it took a hour to break everything down slowly with added information, suspense, and backstory, it would be sooooo much better to build up the mystery! Wouldn’t mind even having the supernatural twin link thing if done cool and mysterious if given time to get there as each episode continues.
This is one of those films that would’ve worked better with more communication and dialogue from other characters who just stand there, say one liners that don’t contribute much information to the story.
Thank you very much Shawn, been really looking forward to seeing you tear this film a new one.
For the longest time, I assumed this was just a spin off of that I Know What You Did Last Summer series….turns out I was wrong.
Glad to hear I'm not the only one who made that mistake
What the heck is up with Lohan’s face where she’s flirting with the gardener? Was that digitally added in post?
Given Lohan’s personal issues going on at the time (which included dying her hair blonde), I wouldn’t be surprised if they did.
I thought the same thing; it's really weird.
Yes
OMG I thought the same. She looks like a Play Station 1 NPC! LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
@@naokisan07 Yeah, like a shaky flat texture. Disturbing. Clearly a body double
C.E.: "Do you remember when we thought Dane Cook was funny?"
Me: "That's a trick question, isn't it?" :P
The credits being blue at the end was actually a nice detail.
18:48 it did work for Magnolia, Short Cuts and Nashville. But those were interesting.
Great episode as always, Sean. That running bit with the Release the S. Cut had me in stitches.
16:55, Bratz even had a Cartoon show, just like how Transformers started out as a Toy-Line, then a Cartoon Show and various Live-Action movies.
Same with TMNT, even though the first 2 Live-Action movies from the early 1990s weren't that terrible.
Gotta love a serial killer who can kidnap someone in a crowd and have no witnesses... what magical powers they must have...
The next movie is The Love Guru. Oh boy… that film was so bad it ruined Mike Myers’ career. Despite a small part in Inglourious Basterds and Shrek Forever After which I thought was good. After Shrek 4 being the last one, he hasn’t really appeared in that much probably because of how horrible that movie was and heard he’s a difficult actor to work with.
What about Bohemian Rhapsody?
@@kingamoeboid3887 That was pretty much a cameo in which he was playing a person who didn’t exist. In terms of leading roles, he hasn’t really had one since Shrek 4.
He won't sleep with the producers?
Shrek 4 was an apology to Shrek the 3rd.
C'mon Dreamworks, why did you push the franchise?
@@kingamoeboid3887 Or the 2018 film "Terminal" starring Margot Robbie?
I completely agree when you say this went took so many wrong turns. A lot of times i wondered yeah, this idea could work. Twins seperated at birth, maybe there's a good mystery involved for killing one; twins who can feel each other's pain? Good sci fi fantasy idea. Nope, just keep spinning the plot of control. What a ride this must he to watch
If you take out the psychic bond between the twins and add David Lynch as the director you may have a decent weird twisted murder mystery. I think the director was thinking that way but didn't have the talent or experience to pull it off. Hell if it's David Lynch you could even add the psychic link back in and he would find a way to do it convincingly. The movie sucks but if you want to be complimentary you could say that at least the director had pretty high aspirations. That's if you want to be complimentary.
I've seen some fans of I Know Who Killed Me compare it to the works of David Lynch.
I mean I get what they're saying and I understand what they mean but at the same time . . . no. Just no.
Oh they're like those twins from GI Joe. Tomax and Xamat.
Xamot, but yes, and thank you for the 80s flashback in all its Glory.
Your videos have helped me during really hard times (which are a lot better now). Always happy to see a new upload from you. Much love from Brooklyn
👍🤣 Hahahahaha. I enjoyed your sarcastic but funny-critique. It's very thorough yet entertaining. I wish I found your channel sooner. Thank you for your work.
My worst movie of 2007 is Norbit. One of the worst comedies ever made, Eddie Murphy’s worst film in my opinion and one of the worst films I’ve ever seen.
Also, that film was so bad. During the time of the films release, Eddie Murphy was nominated for an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for Dreamgirls. He seemed like the front runner to win but lost to Alan Arkin for Little Miss Sunshine. It could because of how critically panned Norbit was decreased Murphy’s chances of winning an Oscar.
You know a movie is bad when the title becomes a term
You're not alone. I sat through The Love Guru and Little Nicky, but not Norbit.
@@antibishonen I have never seen Little Nicky all the way through
I disagree. At least with norbit, Eddie tried new characters. His Oscar nom is overrated. He's just being his usual self but with singing.
@@equusquaggaquagga536 Good point, He's never played a Nerd (Nutty Professor) or a Woman (Nutty Professor) before.
Well, Michael Mann also has a bit of obsession with blue. The only difference is though, that Michael Mann's films are... well... good.
Notification brought me here and thanks for the disclaimer; I must be prepared for the blue light filter
OH MY GOD FINALLY. Been waiting for you to cover this for years.
I can’t wait until the Emoji Movie review.
Me neither. It's one of the worst animated films ever made.
@@michaelstrong5383 And the first animated movie to win Worst Picture at the Razzies.
Like 1986, 2015 will span two episodes, as both "Fifty Shades of Grey" and Josh Trank's "Fantastic Four" won the Worst Picture Razzie. Expect "The Emoji Movie" to have its review in October 2022.
@@andrewbloom7637 Don’t forget 1990.
@@tedgruver7618 Oh, yes, that too.
Good gravy, I've seen less blue in a episode of Blue's Clues.
I think Sivertson might’ve also been inspired by Shyamalan’s use of RED coloring in The 6th Sense. However, just like Suspiria, Shyamalan knew to keep the color red to a subtle manner and it was used to indicate the presence of a ghost.
Interestingly, Creepshow also used vibrant shades of both red AND blue every time something terrifying occurred onscreen. The purpose of that type of lighting was to give the movie a comic book vibe, as Creepshow was influenced by the old DC comics made back in the 50s; the movie even has page-turning dissolves to make it look like the movie is being told through a book (mostly because it IS being told through a book).
Moral of this story: Stop trying to imitate old classics. Modern filmmakers will NEVER be able to replicate the magic of classic cinema.
Second Moral: ramming actresses down the public's throats destroys careers, Julia Ormond, (who appeared here), was the Lindsay Lohan of the 1990s.
My favorite part (which was left out of this review) is when Dakota manages to guess the password of Aubrey’s laptop on the first try (guess what, the password was “Dakota”!), and watches a video of conspiracy theory crackpot Art Bell.
I know this is only a small part of the video, but I am oddly happy about how long you've kept that Oogieloves ringtone for any and all bits that use your phone lol
Your tease at the end always sends me straight to Wiki
Between the color scheme and the various twists this movie was going for, my first thought was that Chris Siverston was basically a poor man's David Lynch. It struck me as the type of thing he would do, only Lynch would have it make sense.
Well, made "make sense" is too strong, but at least it would've felt coherent.
I mean... David Lynch is more about atmosphere and he emphasizes a lot on the character's feelings(mostly dread).
But as for making sense, I still don't fully grasp what Lost Highway was about(although being drunk on both viewings didn't help).
I love that the ring tone is still a thing 100+ episodes later😍!
Back when my friends and I did regular bad movie nights, this was one of only three we couldn't finish. The others were Oogieloves and Bio-Dome.
"I know who killed me"?
More like "I know what killed Lindsay Lohan's career"
Yet it still sounds better than 'welcome to Racoon city'
Haven't seen this in a while! Thanks man! Hope you're doing well and staying safe.
I could have sworn this channel had about 70k subscribers. But I'm glad this channel is finally showing up in my home page.
19:22 I would have also accepted the dubbing over of Bale's tirade on the set of Terminator: Salvation.
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry should've have won the Razzies!
This channel is criminally underrated.
This was a pretty good review of the movie and I loved your reactions to both Chuck and Larry and Norbit since their problems are the same. I almost forgot that Norbit also had a racist Asian caricature. Also, I agree that Bratz is terrible since it isn't really a movie and I may not be the intended demographic but as Sean has said, your target audience should never be an indicator of quality. Finally, I appreciate the jabs you made about longer cut demands and about calls wanting you to talk about car warranty as I get so so many of those. Also, AniMat would agree with you that Bratz is worse than I Know Who Killed Me.
Bratz was a film forced into production because of limited shelf-life, (and, it totally appears it).
Yep, the whole Rasputia thing is the reason why.
A Chinese Take Out Orphanage? Are you kidding me?
@@antibishonen They invented foot-binding, precious little actually can surprise me, unfortunately.
This movie is a fictional story about Lohan’s own twin
The blue and red reminds me of Battlefield: Earth and the Dutch angles. Great review, Sean! Tear this movie a new one.
It slightly reminds me of Vertigo except Vertigo had a complementary color palette (red and green).
Or The Phantom of the Opera and long takes
Actually some serial killers have been known to speed up their “cooling off” period between murders when they become too comfortable, the “thrill” wears off faster, etc. so it’s not exactly unheard of that the serial killer would have more victims in a span of a week.
There has been serial killers who wait days, weeks, months, or in rarer cases years between kills. And then there are some who kidnap and kill their next victim as soon as they have one set in their sights.
Yeah but the thing is that the movie mentions only one victim before, so 1) You cant say he is a serial killer and 2) even if you could say so most organized killers don't kill immediately.
Well, that was fun. What’s the next movie on the chopping blo-
Oh.
This is gonna hurt.
Yeeeaaaahhh....😬
Me, at 07:30 - that's a great premise, hyped for the rest.
Eifell 65's I'm Blue....classic! ^^
How about this:
Blue, blue, my world is blue
Blue is my world, now I'm without you
Grey, grey, my life is grey
Cold is my heart since you went away
Red, red, my eyes are red
Crying for you alone in my bed
Green, green, my jealous heart
I doubted you and now we're apart
When we met, how the bright sun shone
Then love died, now the rainbow is gone
Black, black, the nights I've known
Longing for you, so lost and alone
Gone, gone, the love we knew
Blue is my world, now I'm without you
Red, red, my eyes are red
Crying for you alone in my bed
Green, green, my jealous heart
I doubted you and now we're apart
When we met, how the bright sun shone
Then love died, now the rainbow is gone
Black, black, the nights I've known
Longing for you, so lost and alone
Blue, blue, my world is blue
Blue is my world, now I'm without you
Grey, grey, my life is grey
Cold is my heart since you went away
Blue, blue, my world is blue
Blue is my world, now I'm without you
Blue is my world, now I'm without you
From what I understand the movie was attempting to be an American Giallo movie, I'm not sure it succeeded but it's why it's acquired a cult following.
Okay, gonna have to ask. If their twin is so strong that it causes bodily harm, how does one twin survive being murdered?
Edit: Nevermind. Movie was so stupid I just assumed it forgot it's own major plot point
This movie is so batshit crazy that it’s somewhat of a guilty pleasure for me. It also has some good things going- some good gore, a decent soundtrack & musical score by Joel McNeely, and it does have an odd sense of style. I do like the blue glass torture tools 😂
16:40 Dang Smeghead, those two words really blew my mind! How you went through that waterboarding movie takes guts, Sean.
I just noticed the music stopped when you mention Norbit. Nice touch.
"I'm Lindsay Lohan, and this is how a crab walks."
Doing the lords work.
Poor Lindsay. I don't know if she decided on making this film, or the studio want her to star in that film. She nearly died during the filmmaking because of that.
I wonder if she quit her Hollywood career after that travesty that was I Know Who Killed Me. And that she went into therapy.
How this dude is not better recognised for his work is beyond me…!!!! Great work man, keep it strong…!!
The only Razzie that it lost was Worst Supporting Actress for Julia Ormond (she played Aubrey & Dakota’s mom)
Ultimately Eddie Murphy as Rasputia got the award
"Go back and get a shitload of dimes" is a phrase I need to start using more.
thank you for letting us know about that Bratman video, that was hilarious
Is that Damien Dark as the dad?! Nice!
I miss the cute and talented Lindsay Lohan. However, I'm glad she is in a better state of mind in recent years.. This movie was a crazy thriller to watch.
Kinda wish she should have stick with making light-hearted, family friendly films like The Parent Trap remake, Freaky Friday, Mean Girls, and Herbie Reloaded. I don't know if I Know Who Killed Me pretty much ruined her career completely.
"You think she escaped? On one leg?"
Please marry me. XD
A woman escaped from a serial killer while hogtied. Seriously. That really happened.
I mean, I am not against an idea of such twins existance, but that would require the movie to set some rules for them and I doubt this movie did it. Like, if they were growing in two drastically different households what did it do to them? Like, if one was malnourished and the other well-fed, would that make both well-fed or malnourished? Or if one of them was home playing piano all day while another one was running outside through thorny bushes and poison ivy and both got the same scratches and irritation and the rich parents would think that she hurts herself and denies it or something.
Also I, for some reason, was surprised to see Neal McDonough here.
Always hilarious and I can't wait for the next one. But I really must thank you for sharing the Batman voice Bratz, best laugh I've had in weeks.
Bratz was an execrable toy that parents, (and, the public), retroactively have skipped over.
Honestly, the robotic leg thing is just really funny to me. Sure, someone might want a fancy hand that can grasp things, but modern prosthetic legs don't have any electronics in them whatsoever and people walk around on them just fine. Come to think of it: what are the electronics even powering? Prosthetic legs are basically fancy peg legs, if the leg went "dead," it would work exactly the same!
Toe movement?
I wouldn't call _I Know Who Killed Me_ bad, I call it trippy as all balls
This may be the first time I see an upload the day of and not 3 days later.
Terrific video Sean. Loved the "Blazing Saddles" reference. I also like what you said about "Good Luck Chuck". To me Dane Cook was never funny. There is one thing I would like to say about the poster for "Good Luck Chuck". I don't think it was the best choice to model the poster after the famous "Rolling Stone" cover photo of John Lennon and Yoko Ono considering the fact that Lennon was murdered just hours after the photo was taken. I look forward to your video for "The Love Guru". Keep up the great work Sean.
Where have you beeeeeenen Sean? Excrement on cinema more often please
Next time's gonna be The Love Guru, as well as The Happening and Meet the Spartans and The Disaster Movie in comparison...
I think he already did "Meet the Spartans" in another review,but yeah-looks like it,dude.
He ducked the bullet in that category as Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie was a twofer.
The previous ones were Howard the Duck/Under the Cherry Moon and Ford Fairlane/Ghosts Can't Do It.
Thogh, he does have to recap Fifty Shades/Fan4stic.
I only know this movie because of the Adum and Palz commentary, which is hilarious. Other than this, this movie is a mess. Next time, we have a movie that’ll not be so groovy baby
Epic Movie came out this year. How that was not nominated for Worst Picture, I have no idea.
Well, the Razzie foundation made up for that by nominating both Meet The Spartans and Disaster Movie the following year.
Yes!!! A full C.E. episode not just a vlog!!!