I actually used to do that all the time until middle school. I'd go from street address to and literally end with "New York State, Blank City". It's because they used to teach us as kids that if you're lost just tell someone where you're from
Solar Brazy I think it’s because life is so linear for most people, they can’t believe the shit some people lived through. It’s understandable when you think about the fact that most people wake up go work a 9-5, go home, eat dinner, watch t.v, go to bed. Maybe they’ll go to a bar with their friends on the weekend but that’s about it. Retired at 65.
Geeeze this Joey Diaz is no question the greatest story teller alive. Please write a book I'll be the first to order. Your life is like 50 other lives in one.
"THERE'S 3 DICKS" lmao. I love listening to Joe and Joey trade stories...Joey Díaz is fu#*ing hilarious! (They both are). I really appreciate Joey's honesty...it makes him so easy to relate to.
That house sitting job is a DREAM job. $800 a month in the 80s is equal to $1944 today. It's like $485 a week today. With no rent. I'd get a car for $400 a month payment. And that would be a awsome car.
I’m from Philly. A Nor’easter will cripple the city for days. I lived in Colorado for 2 years and experience snow blizzard that made nor’easters look like flurries 🤣. Craziest thing of all was how efficient the Plows were though. Joey is 100% right on this they were next level
I lived in a mining town in northern Labrador Canada and roads are cleared by 5:30 no matter how much snow sometimes up to 7-8 foot so people could get to worl
I just realized Joey Diaz remembers dates and times and locations because he grew up without phones, internet, Google maps, he probably didn't even have a Thomas Guide to be honest lol. Real og stuff .
Lived all over the States growing up. Some cities had equipment to handle the snow and other cities weren’t. Just depended on the the type and amount of heavy equipment the city had to deal with the snow….together with spreading tons and tons of sand and salt after it was plowed. Otherwise the snow would build right back up. I miss the snowy days. I haven’t seen snow in forever
But living up North with them salting the roads to make snow melt just absolutely rotted out brand new cars within a couple years. Car manufacturers aught to be made to corrosion protect cars that are sold up North. Especially when your paying $40,000-100,000!for a car or truck now days 🤷♂️
Yeah. Here in NYC we've had our fair share of mishandled snow storms. Up the block from me they found the guy that was supposed to be plowing, sleeping in a parked spot. That launched a citywide overhaul which included Tracking systems in every sanitation truck. But it's still not perfect.
Worst thing you can do to a car or house, or ANYTHING really is not use it. Weird stuff starts falling apart that never does when you use the hell out of it.
It's great how Joe has a very accepting way of communication with others, a lot of people are so judgmental you can't even have a practical progressive conversation with them
I looked up the address on street view an as joey said he had a brand new jeep delivered i turned the camera to see a new black jeep sittin out front of the house.
"Dawg did i ever tell you I was a volunteer fireman". The book that never ends 😂😂😂
Joey is no joke one of the most interesting people you'll ever listen to.
I can make up stories too
@@MrJabez89 never said all his stories were true. He's just interesting to listen to.
Na.. only to squares. Hes just a cokehead with a lot of coke fueled stories
Sure, any idiot can make up a story, but telling a good story now THAT’S an art form. True or not Joey can tell a story.
Colin Strait you sound like a pussy
Whatever Uncle Joey says, I could listen to it all day long
Pretty gay that you call him uncle joey
@
heyDominik Daddy issues or in this case "Uncle Issues"
You guys don’t like uncle Joey?
@@ismailagasiev whomp whomp lame ass joke like your life
Hes a piece of shit, sociopathic liar.
This man really remembers every street he’s ever lived on
You got to for background checks
you dont?😂
@Triple6 damn man I envy that haha I’m only 19 but I can barely remember a thing about my childhood. Only significant memories here and there
I remember everyone as well
It's called photographic memory, I have the same thing
“Did i ever tell you i was a volunteer fireman?....because ...alright so, coke was 1800 an ounce”
sounds like the start of an epic joey Diaz story
🤣🤣🤣
Was about to say the same thing lol
2:45
Bro I saw this comment before watching and thought you were making a joke, and then I heard uncle Joey say it for real
God help us all 😂
Joey "i'll never forget" Diaz
“I’ll neva forged this”
Go to Larry Lawton’s channel
Related to Larry lawton? Lol
"You know me dawg"
Joey “on such and such street” Diaz lol
I like how he lowers his voice when he says something incriminating as if it makes a difference
Physiologically it probably does lol, the man’s a unknowing master of conversation!
It's this or "we were dumb kids" :D
@@ElMachor uac.2ll
1a3e2ar
As if the man needs to lower his voice anymore 😂
We all do
Lol, only east coasters will recite their exact address when referring to a city they used to live in.
Only ? I am a european and i live on the coast
I will tell you everything even the bird i buried
Next to it
I actually used to do that all the time until middle school. I'd go from street address to and literally end with "New York State, Blank City". It's because they used to teach us as kids that if you're lost just tell someone where you're from
Westcosters
Statute of Limitations Cocksuckahs!
As a New Yorker I was suppose to know my address by heart since kindergarten.
I would pay for books on tapes if narration is done by joey
It'd be worth it just to hear him mispronouncing words and then saying he don't give a shit
@@reggiebannister4098 lol
Shame on that cocksuckah Snape for treatin that kid like garbage, shame on you
"Call me Ishmael cocksucka!"
All you hear in the tapes is “And the fucking guy” 😂😂
His memory of specific details is fkn impressive. I don't remember shit about 2017
Or he makes things up
common logic why does everyone say that😂 like shit
Solar Brazy I think it’s because life is so linear for most people, they can’t believe the shit some people lived through. It’s understandable when you think about the fact that most people wake up go work a 9-5, go home, eat dinner, watch t.v, go to bed. Maybe they’ll go to a bar with their friends on the weekend but that’s about it. Retired at 65.
@@NI771-_ dude your spittin facts
@@NI771-_ for real…. Then maybe once a year or every two years they go on holiday but that’s it 😂
Love Joey Diaz's stories. The guy has lived.
Every time I listen to uncle Joey tell a story, I’m astounded by how good his memory is
TGIF Fridays
I prefer TGIF Mondays
mook
I noticed he called it that too
I like getting my money out of the ATM machine before I go
Uncle Joey meant Thank God It's Fucking Friday you momo
I think Joey gets so high so often he's lived multiple lifetimes in his head and doesn't know what is the truth anymore
I love how when Joey talks about illegal shady shit he starts to whisper......6 million people lean in.🤣🤣
6 million is way too much. 500k tops 😉
@@ThumbDr lol bro you think only 500k are listening to a JRE episode? lol
Each eps gets like 11 M downloads
@@ThumbDr his episodes average over 5 million listens per episode.
@@ThumbDr250k in 4 years, take it or leave it
They have been friends for like 20 years and Joey still has crazy ass stories Rogan has never heard before
I swear this dude is just rolling through life on side quests
The way he remembers and tells stories...amazing
Joey Diaz is a national treasure
Joey Diaz is a boss lol wish I could live a life with so much experiences, dude has stories for years
Uncle Joey is one of a Kind! He's also a master Story teller!!
5:55
Joey's short lived career as a fireman lol
Uncle Joey is the man. Great stories from this guy. The best!!!
3:59 Kids when the teacher asks why someone is absent.
Anyone else you call bullshit but then Joey drops the little details you know it’s legit 💯
I wasnt into the bush as much in my 20s, now that i'm in my 30s, i'm starting to love the bush! At least a landing strip
Ben Porter that sounded incredibly creepy
@@stancexpunks ladies...
i was eating during this video and didn't really pay attention to what was going on. but was entertained the entire time
Joey "T.G.I.F. Fridays" Diaz
hooeyfudge Thank God it’s Fucking Fridays
@@deestroyer1885 it's Friday today yay
thank god it’s friday fridays
As much Coke Joey has done he got great memory. He remembers names,addresses,locations
As much THC he has in his system and still being able to remember all that, is even more incredible
I love how Joey has to give you an exact address to make the story believable.
🤣
Joey “Barbie Benton had a beautiful bush” Diaz
She also had one of the most beautiful houses in all of the Aspen I remember her roof was pure copper
I love how Joey Diaz everyday says “ when I lived in (exact area ) lmaooo
Geeeze this Joey Diaz is no question the greatest story teller alive. Please write a book I'll be the first to order. Your life is like 50 other lives in one.
"He would lose 6 Million every 6 weeks." why not just say a million a week lol
It’s possible it wasn’t evened out like that. Maybe he lost $1 million one week, half a million the next, two million the week after, etc.
Simple. The payout rate may have been at 6 week intervals.
Cuz the money comes in twice monthly you fucking momo
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cuz it may not be linear
Joey either has amazing memory or my guy can make shit up in 0.7 seconds
Memory
Both
Both ones are impressive.
probably the funniest clip of joey ive ever heard. his impression of the firetruck honking outside his house is fucking gold
"THERE'S 3 DICKS" lmao. I love listening to Joe and Joey trade stories...Joey Díaz is fu#*ing hilarious! (They both are). I really appreciate Joey's honesty...it makes him so easy to relate to.
That house sitting job is a DREAM job. $800 a month in the 80s is equal to $1944 today. It's like $485 a week today. With no rent. I'd get a car for $400 a month payment. And that would be a awsome car.
Nothing better to turn this podcast on with uncle Joe and pour yourself a bourbon and roll up a joint. Doesn't get better then this Joe rogan
U associate relaxing with alcohol and weed, both crutches for the weak
Jj Robinsob shut up virgin
@@lisaluangrath havent been a virgin for 30 years. Ha.
Ive had a few though.
@mellamosean ok kid
I’m from Mass and my dad worked for a company that had all the big contracts in Boston and he’d be out for like 2-3 days at a time plowing snow
I’m from Philly. A Nor’easter will cripple the city for days. I lived in Colorado for 2 years and experience snow blizzard that made nor’easters look like flurries 🤣. Craziest thing of all was how efficient the Plows were though. Joey is 100% right on this they were next level
Hahah his little wheeze. He’s the like Frank from Always Sunny. He’s got a guy for everything
That valet driver didn’t just “take the night off” he was definitely told to “take tonight off”
2:45 story starts
I lived in a mining town in northern Labrador Canada and roads are cleared by 5:30 no matter how much snow sometimes up to 7-8 foot so people could get to worl
Joey Diaz needs a Netflix series
You know the story’s gonna be good when Joey starts with his full address at the time
"4am, I'm already on my 2nd gram....". So true
9:02 snow inhale 😂 way to go joe.
Joey " Lemme tell ya a story" Diaz
I just realized Joey Diaz remembers dates and times and locations because he grew up without phones, internet, Google maps, he probably didn't even have a Thomas Guide to be honest lol. Real og stuff .
I always rewatch these videos every so often. Joey and Joe were a great duo.
Joey Diaz is a man that lived 4 or 5 lifes in just ONE... 😎👍
6 million every 6 weeks is one of the greatest lines of all time 😂😂😂😂
id do pretty much anything to chill with uncle joey for an hour with a blag of blow listening to his stories
Just love these Boulder stories.. what a winterwonderland playground for Coco lol
Jamie your the best bro.
Lived all over the States growing up. Some cities had equipment to handle the snow and other cities weren’t. Just depended on the the type and amount of heavy equipment the city had to deal with the snow….together with spreading tons and tons of sand and salt after it was plowed. Otherwise the snow would build right back up. I miss the snowy days. I haven’t seen snow in forever
But living up North with them salting the roads to make snow melt just absolutely rotted out brand new cars within a couple years. Car manufacturers aught to be made to corrosion protect cars that are sold up North. Especially when your paying $40,000-100,000!for a car or truck now days 🤷♂️
Joey Diaz is a wealth of awesome stories
4am I'm on my second gram of blow lmao
Savage
The home at 435 faraway in snowmass Colorado last sold for 3.7 million must be nice to live in such homes
haha I looked it up - house looks awesome
Talking about the doorman "taking the night off" the same night guy was car bombed, obviously was told not to come in that day
The end of this video explains to me why I never had a snow day in Colorado even when there was close to two fee outside
435 Faraway in Snowmass is listed for rent at $100,000/mo wow
It's hard to believe Joe diaz anymore.. Always got new stories like he making it up
Yeah. Here in NYC we've had our fair share of mishandled snow storms. Up the block from me they found the guy that was supposed to be plowing, sleeping in a parked spot. That launched a citywide overhaul which included Tracking systems in every sanitation truck. But it's still not perfect.
This man is a human sat nav, I need him as the new voice when I’m driving arousn
“TGIFFridays” 😂
Joey's voice makes me clear my throat.
lol
Have lots of respect for the volunteers
Love it when yous 2 get to storytime....much love fae Scotland
Yup. Montreal season on my Stakes thank you.
His stories kill me every time 🤣
This man has lived many lives
Joey has the best story’s ever
Joey diaz is a gift to jre and the world
Barbi Benton's Beautiful Bush... you're welcome for the band name
I don't know if should trust uncle joey story's but I like to listen to them.
Worst part about growing up in CO is the rarity of getting a snow day. You practically had to have a blizzard out to get them to shut anything.
joey diaz is all i listen to omw to work
Joey Diaz is a legend
Johnny "ughhh phuuuuckkk"
Yo you alright dawg?
Joey should really write some autobiographic books Bukowski-style. It’d be an awesome read
Joe Rogan talking about the owner of the house in snomass like rogan isn’t rolling in dough😂😂😂😂
Love how Joey remembers all his addresses. 😂
Joe "what's a hi-low?" Rogan
Stark difference in this clip between joeys stories and joes 😂
Joey has stories for days
Those stories are true for sure coz no one can come up with crazy shit like that lol
Opens up with "What about when I house sat for the guy who owns TGIF Fridays?" Never change Joey
Worst thing you can do to a car or house, or ANYTHING really is not use it. Weird stuff starts falling apart that never does when you use the hell out of it.
It's great how Joe has a very accepting way of communication with others, a lot of people are so judgmental you can't even have a practical progressive conversation with them
This is the greatest dude alive he been thru and seen literally everything 😂😂
I can listen to his stories all day 🤣
Joey Dias; Volunteer fireman. It doesn't get any better than this.
Love how he says 6 million every 6 week instead of a million a week 😂 uncle joey to a tee
Love Joeys stories
The guy having a nite off wasn’t a coincidence
Joeys life is so complex !!! That's living!!!
I looked up the address on street view an as joey said he had a brand new jeep delivered i turned the camera to see a new black jeep sittin out front of the house.
“TGIF” Fridays 😂😂😂😂