Going to a Mechanic

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  • @d.c.7301
    @d.c.7301 3 роки тому +6693

    This your black uncle that owns a shop, but charges you like you're unrelated.

    • @GiovanniGjeto
      @GiovanniGjeto 3 роки тому +429

      Nephew..... gimme bout..$750 and I'll change that there alternator for you, gimme that and I can get u on the road in 45min.

    • @creative123style7
      @creative123style7 3 роки тому +72

      😂😂😂😂 I'm dying of laugh

    • @GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc
      @GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc 3 роки тому +21

      BLM is anti-Asian

    • @Rdo.Buckhorn
      @Rdo.Buckhorn 3 роки тому +6

      @@GiovanniGjeto I’m dead 😂

    • @hxnnid
      @hxnnid 3 роки тому +154

      Ofc lol you think it’s a mufuking charity out here? Ain’t no damn relations in business 😂

  • @kc.21k
    @kc.21k 3 роки тому +7446

    Quick lesson: If the mechanic starts saying words that seem nonexistent... your car is gone

    • @Chirre1989
      @Chirre1989 3 роки тому +216

      Everyone know about the joint de culasse.

    • @jagermeister-3812
      @jagermeister-3812 3 роки тому +270

      He’s black, the car was already gone

    • @Invrexs
      @Invrexs 3 роки тому +248

      "So yeah your mass air flow sensor is bad and its causing the air/fuel mixture to act all weird so thats why your car is idling funny"
      "Ha youre trying to scam me! Probably just needs some oil"
      "No dumbass im seri- oh and your car has no oil, why dont you put oil in it? Its a miracle it hasnt seized up!"
      "I already put oil in the gas tank, why it need more? Youre trying to rip me off"
      "Get out"

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 роки тому +8

      @@jagermeister-3812 lmao

    • @udonishaslem6863
      @udonishaslem6863 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/VhQZZo8K7Yo/v-deo.html

  • @buddharocks492
    @buddharocks492 3 роки тому +4350

    "Cash or Cawd" 😂😂😂

    • @somegeekguy
      @somegeekguy 3 роки тому +32

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @davidcaine5622
      @davidcaine5622 3 роки тому +87

      Who's card has a 600,000 dollar credit limit? 🤣

    • @yussofross1417
      @yussofross1417 2 роки тому +15

      Dude, by the end I felt like beating him up. I'm sorry..

    • @Jc-ks5lx
      @Jc-ks5lx 2 роки тому +6

      @@davidcaine5622 no shit that’s part of the joke 😂

    • @ntvm4749
      @ntvm4749 2 роки тому +2

      @@Jc-ks5lx way to kill the mood

  • @khaiahmann9192
    @khaiahmann9192 3 роки тому +3626

    “The got damn steering wheel, that shit gone” 😂😂

    • @ryankern7943
      @ryankern7943 3 роки тому +184

      Where the fuck did it go?! 😂

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 2 роки тому +55

      @@ryankern7943 we can fix it for you but it's gonna cost you like...500...
      500 000

    • @iam_kennybiggs
      @iam_kennybiggs 2 роки тому +2

      Bruh

    • @fosty.
      @fosty. 2 роки тому +1

      @@ryankern7943 out

    • @Callmekit_485
      @Callmekit_485 2 роки тому +11

      @@fairyblu6929 Dollars

  • @PutingPinoy
    @PutingPinoy 3 роки тому +3687

    Sad part, this isn’t a comedy sketch. It’s a true to life documentary.

    • @11crysissnake19
      @11crysissnake19 3 роки тому +59

      Most of his stuff is🤣

    • @ins0092
      @ins0092 3 роки тому +48

      You people live in a shitholes where everyone is scammer or what?? Had zero problems with mechs

    • @PutingPinoy
      @PutingPinoy 3 роки тому +157

      @@ins0092 I have been to a few decent mechanics, and I have lived all over the US. Two out of the 20 plus places I’d gone to I’d say were honest and not trying to upsell or misrepresent there being issues.

    • @silverwolf2643
      @silverwolf2643 3 роки тому +47

      Bruh, that's exactly what makes his sketches funny. Hell that's the whole idea of comedy sketches, they generally portray stuff from everyday life. But I have to admit, Griffy makes it extra real as oppose to the others 😂😂😂

    • @williamthatsmyname
      @williamthatsmyname 3 роки тому +73

      @@ins0092 Here in the US if they notice that you know jackshit, there's a 80% of you getting recommended extra services

  • @jonathanarteaga7613
    @jonathanarteaga7613 3 роки тому +2647

    “We gonna take care of you.”
    They in fact, did not take care of him

  • @abetheape7371
    @abetheape7371 3 роки тому +5858

    I swear every mechanic pulls the “I got your air filter changed”😂

    • @dogelife7901
      @dogelife7901 3 роки тому +153

      I was happy he included that one.

    • @JuanG2020
      @JuanG2020 3 роки тому +199

      "But I just wanted my tire plugged"

    • @Paradox484
      @Paradox484 3 роки тому +299

      Also for anyone watching, changing an air filter is ridiculously easy. Most of the time you don't even need tools. And the filters cost like 5 bucks at Walmart.

    • @shazam3458
      @shazam3458 3 роки тому +23

      And over charge you on it

    • @aa1chris82
      @aa1chris82 3 роки тому +73

      Bro I would go help out my dads mechanic whenever they would fix up his trucks. He’d try to find anything to do to the truck just to say he worked on the truck for a whole day. For example if the washer fluid tank was jiggly loose we’d spent half the day drilling holes and nailing it😂

  • @shantcheetah
    @shantcheetah 3 роки тому +3454

    * goes to a mechanic *
    Mechanic: sorry we damaged your car even more

    • @dogelife7901
      @dogelife7901 3 роки тому +60

      Cashorcard

    • @shantcheetah
      @shantcheetah 3 роки тому +3

      @@dogelife7901 how about monopoly cash? 😎

    • @redricblue8790
      @redricblue8790 3 роки тому +4

      @@shantcheetah such a noob, we deal in property papers, bring that and then we will talk

    • @CosmicEremite
      @CosmicEremite 3 роки тому +7

      Every experience I've had with a mechanic lol

    • @shantcheetah
      @shantcheetah 3 роки тому +7

      @@CosmicEremite same here xD that’s how they do business & hustle more money out of you

  • @gooeypanther
    @gooeypanther 3 роки тому +6523

    I’m walking home🤣

  • @kingsmustrise
    @kingsmustrise 3 роки тому +12551

    Homeboy took it to the chop shop instead

    • @stargrazer2770
      @stargrazer2770 3 роки тому +74

      Lmao😂

    • @MSTechie
      @MSTechie 3 роки тому +21

      Birdy you're always here haha. Love your videos! I was an og subscriber to your art channel before I found out you were into cars too

    • @cam9cam9cam9
      @cam9cam9cam9 3 роки тому +10

      @@MSTechie you made me check out his channel. Pretty neat 👌

    • @sinistralhydra
      @sinistralhydra 3 роки тому +12

      *Upgrades people, upgrades*

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 3 роки тому +2

      😂😭😂

  • @xxxdre2648
    @xxxdre2648 3 роки тому +1310

    I would pay my Netflix bill if i seen a movie on there with him playing all the characters

    • @dogelife7901
      @dogelife7901 3 роки тому +18

      I woukd definitely tip my cousins friends account owner

    • @kaygeez1542
      @kaygeez1542 3 роки тому +16

      Facts
      Griffey’s World Adventures

    • @cccbeats_
      @cccbeats_ 3 роки тому +9

      @@kaygeez1542 That's actually a good title to be honest

    • @denn4367
      @denn4367 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @genn.623
      @genn.623 3 роки тому

      This is a brilliant idea

  • @elizabethscott5976
    @elizabethscott5976 3 роки тому +556

    “We broke down the whole jeep..and we sold it for parts” 😂😂 omg

    • @mrankles7465
      @mrankles7465 Рік тому +2

      "now we got 8,000 for it" 😂😂😂😂

  • @jazzymilk9996
    @jazzymilk9996 3 роки тому +2776

    To the kids who don’t know how mechanics be stealing your money: learn to change your own car oil

    • @rich2.088
      @rich2.088 3 роки тому +104

      im a kidand i get the joke because i watched this happen to my family and ive seen it on tv so when they start speaking hieroglyphics they scammen u

    • @Peppermon22
      @Peppermon22 3 роки тому +74

      Or marry a mechanic.

    • @timmarco6915
      @timmarco6915 3 роки тому +220

      @@Peppermon22 Ain't too many women mechanics out there 🤣. Great advice for the women tho

    • @MikeMulahMusic
      @MikeMulahMusic 3 роки тому +21

      @@timmarco6915 facts lol

    • @cipher1167
      @cipher1167 3 роки тому +10

      Mine only charges $20 I take everything to him.

  • @kuym-tailed8755
    @kuym-tailed8755 3 роки тому +2056

    "Cash or card?"
    "Cash or card?"
    "Imma wal-"
    "Cash or card?"
    "Cash or card?"
    "I'm walking home."
    "Cash or card?"

  • @doom3926
    @doom3926 3 роки тому +388

    My dad and I work as roadside mechanics and we’ve talked about this sort of thing with our clients before about how other mechanics would absolutely 100% fuck up your car just to get you to pay them more so they can actually fix it proper.
    We even had one instance where we were working on someone’s car with another mechanic that the client called and when we had to go to the junkyard to pick up some extra spare parts, we came back and find that the other mechanic fucked up the car a little more and even undead some of the work my dad and I did.
    Ya gotta becareful with those people I tell ya what.

    • @willhancock2008
      @willhancock2008 3 роки тому +49

      I dont know why they always trying to scheme people when there is unlimted amount of work.

    • @salg6351
      @salg6351 2 роки тому +15

      How can I find a decent mechanic? 🤨

    • @diabeticpanda8979
      @diabeticpanda8979 2 роки тому +33

      @@salg6351 Mexican friends 😂 , I took my car to the dealership to get the ax fixed and they couldn’t even fix the leak tried to charge me 2k 😭 I took it to the Mexican down the street this dude done found the leak and fixed in the same day lol

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper Рік тому +4

      @@diabeticpanda8979 That is not even a joke. My neighbor gets shit done and knows a guy for everything.
      I'd ask to help me with shit, but I actually already have a dude for the stuff I can't do myself.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 3 роки тому +372

    Mexican mechanics: "Ok, man, will that be cash or card? I also accept beer as a form of payment."

    • @stacieraexoxo4562
      @stacieraexoxo4562 3 роки тому +28

      ....Or 🐱 or fake Ids. 🤷‍♀️

    • @pvwder
      @pvwder 3 роки тому +18

      Got the whole squad laughing

    • @lordandsavior6726
      @lordandsavior6726 3 роки тому +3

      €500,000 worth of beer huh, lifetimes supply.

    • @limitedlunar3954
      @limitedlunar3954 3 роки тому +12

      White mechanics:
      Cash or card? We'll take Debit
      Cashapp, PayPal, trade, we even accept mayonnaise as payment.

    • @brandontran174
      @brandontran174 2 роки тому +2

      @@lordandsavior6726 dead ass I've met people that will fix shit if you pay for the material and bought them some beers

  • @n64central
    @n64central 3 роки тому +2390

    This character needs to come back. It’s scary how accurate this is.

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 3 роки тому +6

      Lol😂😂

    • @benjamincrew1949
      @benjamincrew1949 3 роки тому +24

      Find the right ones and mechanics like this are gold. You'll probably get a lot more honesty and cheaper prices than taking it to a dealership or a chain.

    • @MrMutou
      @MrMutou 3 роки тому +3

      Oh mah gawd🤦🏽‍♂️ me anytime I go in to get *one* thing looked at🙄😂😂😂

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 роки тому

      I make skits just like Griffy. Ik I might not be at his level but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If it doesn’t then I can totally respect that and you can even come back to this comment to tell me

    • @iQ-rq8bm
      @iQ-rq8bm 2 роки тому

      yess please

  • @taizenswrld5887
    @taizenswrld5887 3 роки тому +2420

    "We sold the parts" the steering wheel...Gone" "Cash or card" LMMFAO

  • @DarrylMayes
    @DarrylMayes 3 роки тому +588

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 muhfxin transmission.... gone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 3 роки тому +695

    I've been fixing my own car for a while now, never took it to a mechanic, and my neighbors assume I'm a mechanic. Whenever they ask me if I can fix their car I tell them straight up, "I'm not a mechanic and I only know how to work on MY car". They don't understand, they think all cars are the same.

    • @lordandsavior6726
      @lordandsavior6726 3 роки тому +72

      Some people just don't see the difference between being a handyman, and having proper training. Good on you tho for being able to work on your car tho, even if it's just your car, that still takes skill.

    • @L3ONARDO07
      @L3ONARDO07 3 роки тому +32

      @@lordandsavior6726 yeah you save a lot of money that you can invest in good tools instead, learn to do it yourself instead of paying $500 for someone to do it, spend 80 bucks on parts online and do it yourself in less than a day 💯

    • @Peter-os7nk
      @Peter-os7nk 3 роки тому +11

      Brother, hearken to me. To what metal stallion do thou lay claim for oneself?

    • @forcepalmproductions9158
      @forcepalmproductions9158 2 роки тому +7

      they are
      not

    • @_augustbabyyy
      @_augustbabyyy 2 роки тому +3

      Your neighbours are idiots 🙄😂😂

  • @kingsmustrise
    @kingsmustrise 3 роки тому +17133

    This guy can play every character in a full feature film.

  • @gabewtf1391
    @gabewtf1391 3 роки тому +1035

    mechanic- "the damn steering wheel... that shit gone"
    griffy-"where tf did it go?"😂😂😂

    • @aamirkhon
      @aamirkhon 3 роки тому +28

      "We can fix it for ya!"

    • @esjf2190
      @esjf2190 3 роки тому +23

      But it’s gonna cost you extra, now places around here would do it for 50,000, but for you I’ll do it for 25,000. :D

    • @delete6709
      @delete6709 3 роки тому +10

      we saw the video

    • @somerandomdudeontheinterne7726
      @somerandomdudeontheinterne7726 3 роки тому +5

      Thanks for commenting this I wouldn't have heard it in the goddamn video if it wasn't for you

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 3 роки тому

      @@delete6709 lol

  • @mikhielbluemon4213
    @mikhielbluemon4213 3 роки тому +157

    This was so real, I didn't even laugh. Like ... this stuff is traumatic.

  • @koki-iamghoul74
    @koki-iamghoul74 Рік тому +8

    0:40 even the car screamed "My leg..."

  • @alberteinstein1015
    @alberteinstein1015 3 роки тому +2053

    I'm surprised he didn't make a necklace out of cigarettes, then wear it.

    • @tyniadilb6041
      @tyniadilb6041 3 роки тому +13

      Yooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kimpham3695
      @kimpham3695 3 роки тому +30

      You are giving him idea for his next vid LOL

    • @abell4595
      @abell4595 3 роки тому +2

      Yo I'm dead LMAO 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣

    • @beelzebub469
      @beelzebub469 3 роки тому +4

      Bruh Einstein with your ideas lmao

    • @dmitriypanasyuk1409
      @dmitriypanasyuk1409 3 роки тому

      He never once lit it or took a puff 😭

  • @justsomeguywithoutamustach8816
    @justsomeguywithoutamustach8816 3 роки тому +958

    "Steering wheel.... that shit gone"
    "Where did it go?!"

    • @Justpassingby204
      @Justpassingby204 3 роки тому +19

      Where the fuck did “where the fuck did it it go,”go

    • @siwba
      @siwba 3 роки тому +12

      To the store with your dad

    • @raghvendrasharma8531
      @raghvendrasharma8531 3 роки тому +1

      I laughed way too hard on this😂

    • @kikkik3891
      @kikkik3891 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/VhQZZo8K7Yo/v-deo.html

    • @murfeel1173
      @murfeel1173 3 роки тому +1

      It rolled away. :p

  • @Tristan42494
    @Tristan42494 3 роки тому +8

    "Cash or Card" 🤣 1:59

  • @berkeley8988
    @berkeley8988 3 роки тому +61

    This is so damn accurate for taking your car to a mechanic in Los Angeles.

    • @horseman4now
      @horseman4now 3 роки тому +15

      ANYWHERE. EVRYWHERE. Especially if you're female.

    • @nyxican6295
      @nyxican6295 2 роки тому +3

      Is why I tell my whole family down in LA to come to me for anything car-related since I'm actually ASE certified!

  • @LAR3MUSIC
    @LAR3MUSIC 3 роки тому +1156

    Finding a good mechanic is harder than finding a good barber

    • @woo4891
      @woo4891 3 роки тому +118

      barbers sit on the phone for 45 minutes before cutting your hair

    • @Mikey-vy3og
      @Mikey-vy3og 3 роки тому +77

      Why you look like lil tecca’s long lost brother

    • @shadowsword2265
      @shadowsword2265 3 роки тому +15

      @@Mikey-vy3og broooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 not lyin tho

    • @kevinarzola4781
      @kevinarzola4781 3 роки тому +26

      @@woo4891 the longer the wait the better the cut

    • @chady025
      @chady025 3 роки тому

      And that's saying a lot!

  • @Theorymus
    @Theorymus 3 роки тому +2048

    Transformers sounds lol

    • @meantcabbage711
      @meantcabbage711 3 роки тому +9

      Ayyy you watch this guy too😂😂😂

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 3 роки тому +5

      Hey yall👋👋

    • @thabsoffical.-8742
      @thabsoffical.-8742 3 роки тому +8

      @@meantcabbage711 at this point who doesn’t,

    • @KWillo
      @KWillo 3 роки тому +7

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that.😂😭

    • @herysaarchie2259
      @herysaarchie2259 3 роки тому +2

      500k usd ain't that much now isn't it, now that we know what the mechanic dealing with.

  • @YTChannel344
    @YTChannel344 3 роки тому +92

    This hits hard. So true, especially where I live and honestly I suspect them they fix one thing and end up ruining another thing...

    • @horseman4now
      @horseman4now 3 роки тому +2

      EV ER EE TIME.

    • @derciobene3458
      @derciobene3458 2 роки тому +6

      What I do is keep an eye on what they're doing, and it's okay to ask what they're about to do. Even though I'm not an expert in mechanics, I can more or less tell what he is doing

  • @thanhdang7338
    @thanhdang7338 3 роки тому +106

    0:40 that fish from spongebob screaming "MY LEG!" had me dying

  • @alotaran
    @alotaran 3 роки тому +2022

    “The god damn steering wheel...Gone”
    “Where the fuck did it go?”
    😂😂

  • @Rec0rderMast3r
    @Rec0rderMast3r 3 роки тому +8246

    Had to spend $600 cus they said my headlight fluid needed replacing smh

    • @zanemiracle6121
      @zanemiracle6121 3 роки тому +737

      Just waiting for the one person who doesn't get it 🤣

    • @OoginwithanO
      @OoginwithanO 3 роки тому +454

      @@zanemiracle6121 Oh that's me

    • @woo4891
      @woo4891 3 роки тому +69

      peach

    • @Budder1252
      @Budder1252 3 роки тому +601

      @@OoginwithanO I’ll help you out, headlights don’t need fluid, they’re lights.

    • @alexc7864
      @alexc7864 3 роки тому +857

      @@zanemiracle6121 don't listen to him. Make sure to check if your headlights are filled to the top with fluid. If it's low then make sure you go into your local auto parts store and ask them if they have any available. It it's really low, say completely dry, then get to a mechanic ASAP. Headlights can explode from overheating if you don't maintain the headlight fluid.

  • @mandeepkaur5740
    @mandeepkaur5740 3 роки тому +19

    "I'm walking home" LMAO

  • @statesminds
    @statesminds Рік тому +4

    The driving up with the cigarette is so accurate lmaooo

  • @RichDm-
    @RichDm- 3 роки тому +661

    Every mechanics favorite line: “well we can fix for ya but....

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms 3 роки тому +6054

    Some say to this day, they still asking him, “Cash or Card”!

    • @Cay9z
      @Cay9z 3 роки тому +6

      Shut up

    • @lukerichards6906
      @lukerichards6906 3 роки тому +16

      Some say to this day, people are still leaving these unoriginal & unfunny comments on videos.

    • @gilded2342
      @gilded2342 3 роки тому +50

      @@lukerichards6906 you must be fun at parties

    • @RandyOrton-hw3rk
      @RandyOrton-hw3rk 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/VhQZZo8K7Yo/v-deo.html

    • @alm31
      @alm31 3 роки тому +6

      You mean till 2 hours after he posted?

  • @tesstickle6035
    @tesstickle6035 3 роки тому +2

    The damn refrigernator that shits gone

  • @airgearmaster123
    @airgearmaster123 3 роки тому +24

    Mechanic: you wait over there.
    Him: ok
    Mechanic:
    *plays transformer sound effects

  • @dajurniesofar4362
    @dajurniesofar4362 3 роки тому +488

    “It’s gon runnabout...” This is the phrase which tells you it’s going to be expensive.

  • @asmr-sensei
    @asmr-sensei 3 роки тому +5975

    Mechanic: You gonna need a uhh..
    1. New steering pump
    2. New steering wheel
    3. New seats
    4. New seat belts
    5. New radio
    6. New battery
    7. New tires
    8. New rims
    9. New brakes
    10. New brake fluid
    11. -
    Me: Alright, just give me my keys!!

  • @sighannibal8326
    @sighannibal8326 6 місяців тому +2

    this mechanic impersonation is 💯🤣🤣🤣

  • @joellopez4326
    @joellopez4326 Рік тому +4

    “MY LEGGG!!!” 😂

  • @Ghx.ster_
    @Ghx.ster_ 3 роки тому +1491

    Mechanic: also your back broke
    Me: what? *falls over*
    Mechanic: that’ll be $7000

  • @willyounotthink3903
    @willyounotthink3903 3 роки тому +2710

    Dude he's getting closer and closer to oscar level performances

    • @kamrondavis6019
      @kamrondavis6019 3 роки тому +51

      He's already there

    • @raymondqiu8202
      @raymondqiu8202 3 роки тому +17

      forreall, how is he not booked for any movies or tv appearances, even just as a minor charactor for an episode or something, this channel is basically all his evidence a caster would need

    • @GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc
      @GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc 3 роки тому +1

      blm is anti Asian

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 3 роки тому +6

      @@raymondqiu8202 because no one wants an actor that could be "canceled"

    • @purplerain151
      @purplerain151 3 роки тому +1

      Cash or card?

  • @ct7853
    @ct7853 3 роки тому +6

    I like how he just casually puts a lot of random stuff in, and there’s always a passive idiot that’s smart enough to walk away from the bullshit that’s reigning over them. This dude is something else. My favorite channel on UA-cam period. This can always brighten up my day.

  • @redoctproductions
    @redoctproductions 10 місяців тому +7

    This is why u need connections. It‘s a fvcked up world we live in.

    • @paulasabre4547
      @paulasabre4547 Місяць тому

      So true , especially when it comes to having good and loyal friends who are also business partners

  • @SXR123_YT
    @SXR123_YT 3 роки тому +16541

    He probably don't even smoke, he bought a pack of cigarette's for this skit.
    Griff's dedication is outstanding.

    • @2ndfhhjcddg793
      @2ndfhhjcddg793 3 роки тому +124

      Yes sir

    • @reeth4629
      @reeth4629 3 роки тому +313

      ?? Bro you could say that for his whole constume, what makes smokes any different?

    • @yujabes
      @yujabes 3 роки тому +734

      If you find someone buying a pack of cigs to use as prop ''outstanding dedication'' Then boy, you must have really low standards

    • @hertzdtox
      @hertzdtox 3 роки тому +915

      @@yujabes bruhh chill

    • @juanitadudley4788
      @juanitadudley4788 3 роки тому +63

      Or he could have bought just one. In my area, you could buy one from a random person for 50¢ a few years ago. As a nonsmoker, I don't follow the nicotine market, but I bet you still can but it may cost a little more.

  • @Certifiedsampson
    @Certifiedsampson 3 роки тому +24541

    This guy never runs out of ideas !

    • @Alfie0001
      @Alfie0001 3 роки тому +37

      hi checcmarc

    • @kan50805
      @kan50805 3 роки тому +56

      Who r you wtf

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 3 роки тому +18

      I'm trying to grow a fanbase like griffy

    • @kan50805
      @kan50805 3 роки тому +27

      Knock off version of griffy

    • @kan50805
      @kan50805 3 роки тому +10

      @vercenary no you haha overused “stfu“

  • @Phat2386
    @Phat2386 3 роки тому +7

    And the rumors say he’s still asking cash or card till this day

  • @ominous450
    @ominous450 Рік тому +2

    it's always a bad sign when they say we gon take care of ya

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 3 роки тому +5508

    ON GOD we all be livin the same experiences LMFAOOOO

    • @breathstealer5486
      @breathstealer5486 3 роки тому +36

      Funny thing is I take mine to local shops and they're always on point and get me a better exp.

    • @kyleapril3258
      @kyleapril3258 3 роки тому +34

      What amazes me is I've never had this experience. Never once been to a mechanic for work on a car. My father taught me everything I know about cars and we get inspections once a year. Just a little sticker work, nothing more.

    • @silassmith2215
      @silassmith2215 3 роки тому +16

      I have been summoned

    • @iamwhoyousayiam6773
      @iamwhoyousayiam6773 3 роки тому

      It's so true too, 6mo+ to get the stereo upgraded

    • @iamwhoyousayiam6773
      @iamwhoyousayiam6773 3 роки тому +1

      @@kyleapril3258 nice

  • @MelchVagquest
    @MelchVagquest 3 роки тому +477

    "I'm walking home," was the best change up to a running gag!

    • @Rnjeazy
      @Rnjeazy 3 роки тому

      Cash or card?

  • @Horchata44
    @Horchata44 Рік тому +2

    When he said something wrong I knew he was gonna say carburetor lmfaoooo

  • @jangerber2288
    @jangerber2288 Рік тому +6

    This is obviously fake. Everybody knows real-life mechanics never take the cigarette out of their mouth.

  • @aryanrao9428
    @aryanrao9428 3 роки тому +734

    I feel like he’s moved from funny skits to legit mini-documentaries this shit too real😭

    • @xBloodXGusherx
      @xBloodXGusherx 3 роки тому

      truth lol!

    • @blahquinnyblah
      @blahquinnyblah 3 роки тому

      I feel this

    • @TheFunnyCamGuy
      @TheFunnyCamGuy 3 роки тому +1

      Fr, the vid the other day about your white friend arguing with your mom was 100% accurate 😂

    • @kikkik3891
      @kikkik3891 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/VhQZZo8K7Yo/v-deo.html

  • @jj-vd6ls
    @jj-vd6ls 3 роки тому +588

    I love how the Mechanic has a cigarette in his ear while having one in his mouth.

    • @jackevans4285
      @jackevans4285 3 роки тому +43

      Its for quick reload

    • @jj-vd6ls
      @jj-vd6ls 3 роки тому +20

      @@jackevans4285 sleight of hand 😂

    • @missmgmnt
      @missmgmnt 3 роки тому +7

      I was expecting to see more cigarettes appear every time he came back in the frame. 😂

    • @udonishaslem6863
      @udonishaslem6863 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/VhQZZo8K7Yo/v-deo.html

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 3 роки тому

      It's to make the skit funnier you child its not that deep

  • @inviitewiicka
    @inviitewiicka 3 роки тому +1

    “Split the difference” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @__deebzz__
    @__deebzz__ 3 роки тому +4

    1:52 that sound effect get me everytime

  • @dewicahayafitri1089
    @dewicahayafitri1089 3 роки тому +1016

    I literally met a mechanic who ACTUALLY dresses like this, speaks like this with a cigarette on his mouth and one behind his ear🤣🤣

    • @jmccann6735
      @jmccann6735 3 роки тому +22

      Is he a good mechanic tho, or sketch?

    • @dewicahayafitri1089
      @dewicahayafitri1089 3 роки тому +119

      @@jmccann6735 an honest man and a great mechanic too! Also he is friendly towards his costumers.

    • @benjamincrew1949
      @benjamincrew1949 3 роки тому +77

      They may not seem professional, but my current mechanic is like this, and I'd trust him to rip the whole car apart and put it back together for a quarter of the price a "professional" would cost me.

    • @SML_3392
      @SML_3392 3 роки тому +11

      So he exists.

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 роки тому +1

      I make skits just like Griffy. Ik I might not be at his level but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If it doesn’t then I can totally respect that and you can even come back to this comment to tell me

  • @johns.4628
    @johns.4628 3 роки тому +987

    When I got my first car, my dad sat me down and said "never trust a mechanic".

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 3 роки тому +75

      my dad & some of my friends are mechanics so I would only trust them
      but any of those random mechanic shops can be sketchy & want to charge way too much to fix one little issue

    • @GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc
      @GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc 3 роки тому +19

      blm is anti Asian

    • @watchandjewelryloft4713
      @watchandjewelryloft4713 3 роки тому +10

      This logic means you should never go to any mechanic, and never buy a used car. Sounds like you're walking. Or at least only keeping a new car until it's time for an oil change

    • @johns.4628
      @johns.4628 3 роки тому +19

      @@watchandjewelryloft4713 its a joke

    • @FXDRonin
      @FXDRonin 3 роки тому +23

      Better learn to fix everything yourself then. keep in mind though your car will wear down after time and mechanics are trained to see things before you would so just because a mechanic has raised your awareness to a problem it doesnt mean you have to pay for it to be fixed but now you know what condition your car is in.

  • @pw9404
    @pw9404 Рік тому +4

    The machine gun fire 😂😂😂

  • @TylerM1611
    @TylerM1611 3 роки тому +6

    "There's something wrong with your carburetor" killed me

  • @imdone-cat5200
    @imdone-cat5200 3 роки тому +459

    It's the way he's talking, the head rag and the cigarette. So accurate 😂

    • @Brotherkai11
      @Brotherkai11 3 роки тому +12

      Nah fr they be 18 talking and sounding like they 60 years old 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @kyshawntv6285
      @kyshawntv6285 3 роки тому +4

      @@Brotherkai11 Bro there are always Jamaican mechanics around my area, i don’t even wanna meet the American ones 😂

    • @GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc
      @GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc 3 роки тому

      BLM is anti Asian

    • @hashidraws
      @hashidraws 3 роки тому +1

      @@GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc Bro u ok??

    • @blurned4221
      @blurned4221 3 роки тому

      Lpp

  • @ayejay_374
    @ayejay_374 3 роки тому +3067

    Okay but the way the mechanic looked at the car as she rolled in was accurate asf💀💀💀

  • @BertranGrant
    @BertranGrant 2 роки тому +2

    0:28 the drill sounds that turn into laser gun shots and a whole space war 💀😭

  • @gurbanaarongulman2505
    @gurbanaarongulman2505 2 роки тому

    Bro I'm dead I saw this vid the day you uploaded it but man I've been watching it 1000 times after that can't get enough of it 😂😂

  • @alncdr
    @alncdr 3 роки тому +259

    "We blo the tie, change de öl and repleesh your æ filta" lmao that accent tho

    • @Adeena
      @Adeena 3 роки тому +4

      SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @M0rdFustang
      @M0rdFustang 3 роки тому

      😵🤣🤣🤣

    • @NewlightRinoa
      @NewlightRinoa 3 роки тому +1

      God damn transmission gown

  • @TT0ny_
    @TT0ny_ 3 роки тому +602

    Seems like he's just letting out a bit of his frustrations he had with a mechanic recently..

    • @GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc
      @GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc 3 роки тому

      blm is anti-Asian

    • @ibrahimabdul-malik5269
      @ibrahimabdul-malik5269 3 роки тому

      @@GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc Really? How?

    • @nabranestwistypuzzler7019
      @nabranestwistypuzzler7019 3 роки тому

      Can we save the turtles? Because it’s only for Blacks and no one else

    • @ibrahimabdul-malik5269
      @ibrahimabdul-malik5269 3 роки тому

      @@nabranestwistypuzzler7019 But it's called Black Lives Matter though, I don't get what the problem is... Is the movement for the discrimination against Asians?

    • @ibrahimabdul-malik5269
      @ibrahimabdul-malik5269 3 роки тому

      @Monki Flip Not really, it's more like "Black people also matter" because, it goes without saying, that "All people matter". I don't support BLM for my own reasons, but I still don't understand how it's anti Asian.

  • @VashBlack
    @VashBlack 7 місяців тому +3

    Mechanic Griffy gives me negan vibes.

  • @jrostaofive8007
    @jrostaofive8007 3 роки тому +4

    That “cash or card” at the end had me rollin’! 🤣😂

  • @premmadison5232
    @premmadison5232 3 роки тому +393

    When the Mechanic's hands looks like they survived both world wars just say goodbye to your car at that point

  • @pigeon_hole
    @pigeon_hole 3 роки тому +353

    "Imma split the difference, you can pay 600k"
    😹😹😹💀

  • @PaulPictures
    @PaulPictures 2 роки тому +1

    I love this channel, i would watch full movie with just him playing all characters for 2 hours

  • @ct7853
    @ct7853 3 роки тому

    Thanks for doing your channel bro...a lot of us really enjoy your work. You a real Boss!

  • @oops.4970
    @oops.4970 3 роки тому +2831

    My guy just explained every firestone auto repair shop In under 2 minutes. SKILLS

  • @limmiedee7405
    @limmiedee7405 3 роки тому +799

    the way he keeps saying "cash or card" is the funniest shit ever

  • @mani6142
    @mani6142 2 роки тому +2

    He played that mechanic at the start so perfectly

  • @Steamaroon
    @Steamaroon 2 роки тому +2

    The most accurate part of the video was the cigarette both in his mouth and over his ear

  • @jimjo1997
    @jimjo1997 3 роки тому +405

    I like to believe Griffy is all the weird characters. And the normal one is him acting

    • @ReverofEnola
      @ReverofEnola 3 роки тому +23

      I mean...
      When you look at what he posts on Twitter...this theory holds a lot of weight lol.

    • @alphamarigi
      @alphamarigi 3 роки тому +3

      So he's both white and a hotep?

    • @udonishaslem6863
      @udonishaslem6863 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/VhQZZo8K7Yo/v-deo.html

    • @mr.equity1120
      @mr.equity1120 3 роки тому

      You can believe whatever you want Jim it doesn’t make it real.

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 роки тому +1

      I make skits just like Griffy. Ik I might not be at his level but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If it doesn’t then I can totally respect that and you can even come back to this comment to tell me

  • @SirBrucie
    @SirBrucie 3 роки тому +244

    Average Car owners: *Exist*
    Mechanics: Its free real estate!

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 роки тому

      I make skits just like Griffy. Ik I might not be at his level but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If it doesn’t then I can totally respect that and you can even come back to this comment to tell me

  • @orangecomit
    @orangecomit 2 роки тому +2

    Cars don't even use carburators anymore 😂

  • @TheMrExemplar
    @TheMrExemplar 3 роки тому +2

    That must be the most accurate representation of a car mechanic ever

  • @PrinceEa
    @PrinceEa 3 роки тому +3874

    cash or card! LMFAOOO

  • @mimii_chuu
    @mimii_chuu 3 роки тому +403

    the voice acting is literally so accurate to an actual mechanic lmao

    • @woo4891
      @woo4891 3 роки тому +11

      usually Italians , Mexicans, or Brooklyn blacks

    • @Wickery.
      @Wickery. 3 роки тому +17

      @@woo4891 just say you hate me

    • @majikninja5274
      @majikninja5274 3 роки тому +23

      "Brooklyn blacks"... That sounds like a BBQ sauce flavor

    • @YourAssAintSafe
      @YourAssAintSafe 3 роки тому +3

      Sounds like some wraps

    • @udonishaslem6863
      @udonishaslem6863 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/VhQZZo8K7Yo/v-deo.html

  • @BlueBamboo9
    @BlueBamboo9 3 роки тому

    This video makes me laugh so much but also heightens my fear of mechanics😂

  • @adamhoxha8662
    @adamhoxha8662 3 роки тому +2

    Yooooo those gun shots caught me off guard listening on high volume tf bare PTSD'd my ass 💀

  • @CFEKOSMOS
    @CFEKOSMOS 3 роки тому +279

    "Cash or card?"
    *MY PTSD IS KICKING IN*

    • @elad5889
      @elad5889 3 роки тому +7

      Yeh I know how it feels

    • @Katlynboaty
      @Katlynboaty 3 роки тому +6

      ... yall accept apple pay

    • @udonishaslem6863
      @udonishaslem6863 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/VhQZZo8K7Yo/v-deo.html

    • @kirmunna762
      @kirmunna762 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 роки тому

      I make skits just like Griffy. Ik I might not be at his level but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If it doesn’t then I can totally respect that and you can even come back to this comment to tell me

  • @Shingeki__
    @Shingeki__ 3 роки тому +389

    When he said "Gonna cost you....5 hundred" And he just rubbed his face and agreed.....I felt that lol. xD

    • @jokermen7400
      @jokermen7400 3 роки тому +2

      I knew he was losing when he said 500 like never gunna happen🙄

    • @matthewthomas1335
      @matthewthomas1335 3 роки тому +2

      The worst is when they're like, gonna be about 500...(agrees)...for the first part your alternator went too thats about 800. -__-

    • @Shingeki__
      @Shingeki__ 3 роки тому +1

      @@matthewthomas1335 Thankfully that's never happened to me. It's still annoying to go in for an oil change and then pay hundreds for other random problems but you agree because why wait for it to get worse? Shit is tragic lol

  • @emily__1334
    @emily__1334 7 місяців тому +2

    Mechanics will charge you for a days work on a project that should take an hour or so. Gotta be cautious

  • @cibo4569
    @cibo4569 3 роки тому +3

    "I'ma buy a Toyota"

  • @ilertargenthorne4639
    @ilertargenthorne4639 3 роки тому +649

    *Griffy:* "Fix my tyres"
    _Starts an intergalactic space war_

    • @imb4928
      @imb4928 3 роки тому +14

      😭😭😭that had me dead 😭😭😭

    • @stefanmarinov2864
      @stefanmarinov2864 3 роки тому +1

      Golden comment right there!

    • @GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc
      @GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc 3 роки тому +1

      BLM is anti Asian

    • @johannwarren1590
      @johannwarren1590 3 роки тому +6

      @@GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc I don't know what you're going through, but I'm going to pray for you.

    • @jay_r9825
      @jay_r9825 3 роки тому +4

      My man has a torque wrench with advanced alien technology

  • @dkxiong52
    @dkxiong52 3 роки тому +304

    “We gon take care of ya” 🧢
    😂 😂

  • @alfonsonation
    @alfonsonation 3 роки тому +3

    Bruh when he repeats himself at the end....FLOORS ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anotheraggieburneraccount
    @anotheraggieburneraccount 3 роки тому +3

    >just bought the car
    yeah there shouldnt be a carburator at all

  • @izzyTOOfly33
    @izzyTOOfly33 3 роки тому +1758

    "Imma be generous," he said. "Imma split the difference," he said...and ADDS another 100k 😂
    It's hits cuz it hurts

    • @Godsecution
      @Godsecution 3 роки тому +31

      "It's hits cuz it hurts" ENGLISH 100

    • @imglean
      @imglean 3 роки тому +3

      @@Godsecution cuz as in cousin

    • @gypsy-nr9zd
      @gypsy-nr9zd 3 роки тому +7

      That’s why I bust out laughing at that part. Thought he was gonna say 250K or 300K

    • @zachgsu762
      @zachgsu762 3 роки тому +7

      @@imglean I thought it was for "cause/because"

    • @ghost-4230
      @ghost-4230 2 роки тому

      I bit my tongue from laughing so hard at that lol

  • @KuroKamii94
    @KuroKamii94 3 роки тому +616

    “It’s gone run you about $500.”
    Damn that’s a great deal “$500k” ahh there it is

    • @anapple1220
      @anapple1220 3 роки тому +7

      Apple

    • @larindabrown3008
      @larindabrown3008 3 роки тому +2

      Same thing I was thinking.

    • @udonishaslem6863
      @udonishaslem6863 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/VhQZZo8K7Yo/v-deo.html

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 3 роки тому

      @@anapple1220 what is that all you do spam your generic name everywhere for likes ?

    • @tacopolicecar
      @tacopolicecar 3 роки тому +1

      @@livetochange974 Leave him alone. He's doing God's work.

  • @cjlooklin1914
    @cjlooklin1914 3 роки тому +43

    I know it's a joke, but it's really sad how many crooked people there are out there. I think I must of been too sheltered, but I learned really quick after graduating college and entering the work force

  • @sophialovehertomuch
    @sophialovehertomuch Рік тому +3

    That Heavy breathing gives it more accurate Lol