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  • Опубліковано 16 гру 2018
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    Solitary confinement simulator (3:18)
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  • @dingsauce
    @dingsauce  5 років тому +2122

    I'm never alone when I have you

  • @jerry3790
    @jerry3790 5 років тому +1235

    Jake cries subtly for help in every episode he is in.

    • @Jokubasinc
      @Jokubasinc 5 років тому +65

      "subtly"

    • @Adama.1
      @Adama.1 5 років тому +6

      @@Jokubasinc ''Jokubasinc''

    • @astrodoc1
      @astrodoc1 5 років тому +33

      I bet there's a storyline to go with this that has yet to be uncovered.

    • @thenderyoshi
      @thenderyoshi 5 років тому +33

      VsAuCe LoRe

    • @Zanziebar
      @Zanziebar 5 років тому

      V has come to...

  • @grotoy123
    @grotoy123 5 років тому +597

    "Lonely" - thumbnail of right hand
    HMmMmMmmm

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 років тому +752

    Ad before video: help prevent pregnancy

    • @WiteXRan
      @WiteXRan 5 років тому +12

      But the video itself was an ad 🤔🤔

    • @9nikolai
      @9nikolai 5 років тому

      Did it say "solution is in the video"?

    • @prehistoricorchid3455
      @prehistoricorchid3455 5 років тому

      Omg you got it to!!

    • @SamualN
      @SamualN 5 років тому +2

      @@prehistoricorchid3455 too*

    • @fisharooniboi6969
      @fisharooniboi6969 5 років тому

      I love it when DONG is lonely

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 років тому +1672

    DONG’s entire audience - cool story can relate

    • @itsmesenor2291
      @itsmesenor2291 5 років тому +9

      yes kremit I can tll considering I see you in the comments of every video ever

    • @Organelles
      @Organelles 5 років тому +3

      IT'S SHECK WES AND I'M GETTING REALLY RICH

    • @tupapasote
      @tupapasote 5 років тому +1

      Hello Kermit, big fan. Loved your book 12 rules for life. Keep up with the good work

    • @esteban_osman
      @esteban_osman 5 років тому +1

      Why is this true?

    • @benb4728
      @benb4728 5 років тому

      @@esteban_osman "Lonely Dong" do the math.

  • @fischX
    @fischX 5 років тому +276

    Took the test:
    Extreme loneliness.
    Proposed solution:
    It's unhealthy to stay like this - I should Talk to people.
    Oh thank you computer for this great advice.

    • @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse
      @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse 5 років тому +4

      haha i know right, i got a 35 on that test. XD but I think im more content with being alone.

    • @paulburca4491
      @paulburca4491 5 років тому

      So why are you still online?

    • @twowords2396
      @twowords2396 5 років тому +6

      How talk to people

    • @DJNHmusic
      @DJNHmusic 5 років тому +3

      Or you could, you know, try and learn to be content on your own. It's not easy but it's very rewarding.

    • @it-s-a-mystery
      @it-s-a-mystery 5 років тому +7

      We are talking right now, hi! How are you, fischX? What's your favourite food? I'm eating some pork dumplings I bought from Chinatown yesterday right now, but my favourite food is homemade lasagna with lots of fresh spinach and basil.

  • @EndiXIV
    @EndiXIV 5 років тому +114

    The title “Lonely” with a picture of a hand
    Subtle, DONG, subtle

    • @bb-boys4147
      @bb-boys4147 9 днів тому

      I dont really... get it. Can someone explain it to me?

  • @brokenacoustic
    @brokenacoustic 5 років тому +40

    "I'm not lonely, I'm just alone"

  • @surayaa5680
    @surayaa5680 5 років тому +12

    "High bloodpressure, depression and alcoholism"
    my 3 moods

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +388

    I can relate to this video on a spiritual level

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 5 років тому +239

    A video we can all relate to

    • @kevinkuhn929
      @kevinkuhn929 5 років тому +2

      haha funny seeing you here

    • @yungstallion2201
      @yungstallion2201 5 років тому

      StickMaster500
      This is a bucket

    • @ocksie
      @ocksie 5 років тому

      You're everywhere, and I like it

    • @lancista91
      @lancista91 5 років тому

      Do you just live on youtube my guy?

    • @david.84
      @david.84 5 років тому

      U are even here?!

  • @Phychologik
    @Phychologik 5 років тому +144

    Imagine not being alone.
    This comment was brought to you by the 30 & up on the loneliness quiz gang.
    Edit: got 33 so my comment still stands

  • @Agu_Ra
    @Agu_Ra 5 років тому +17

    From the thumbnail it was obvious to me that it's going to be Jake's video, lol.

    • @lexan2777
      @lexan2777 5 років тому +1

      From the title it was obvious to me that it's going to be Jake's video, lol.

  • @alenime0415
    @alenime0415 5 років тому +11

    I use my right hand when i'm alone im my house.

  • @chrisreid3812
    @chrisreid3812 5 років тому +1

    Dear Michael, The free episodes of Mind Field are some of the best videos I've ever seen. I really hope they lead to a TV or Netflix deal or something, because UA-cam Red/premium is not reaching the audience it deserves. Anyway keep making awesome content and I have no doubt you'll hit it big. You're awesome.

  • @BlueMastic
    @BlueMastic 5 років тому

    Thank you for showing me the time-perception-game, it's magnificent. This really made me think about time.

  • @roszymek
    @roszymek 5 років тому +98

    35 loneliness points. Not good :l

  • @SoulStyx
    @SoulStyx 5 років тому +29

    very lonely dongs...

  • @ghoulgirl99
    @ghoulgirl99 4 роки тому +1

    what a video to stumble on during the quarantine

  • @268snake
    @268snake 5 років тому +2

    video title: " -lonely- "
    thumbnail: hand
    i know exactly what this video is gonna be about.

  • @shaiberkovich5477
    @shaiberkovich5477 5 років тому +18

    I am lonely there
    Or am I?

  • @termeownator
    @termeownator 5 років тому +7

    When them fellas walked on the moon, the one that had to stay behind in the rocket while the other two went walking about, he was the loneliest man... in the world...

    • @sakurahonda9245
      @sakurahonda9245 5 років тому +1

      Technically the loneliest man in space

    • @termeownator
      @termeownator 5 років тому +2

      Ha, yeah, I was quoting my boy Karl, or trying to... didn't pull up the actual video or podcast

    • @sakurahonda9245
      @sakurahonda9245 5 років тому +1

      Also I'm pretty sure it was also mentioned in the VSauce1 video of the same name

    • @termeownator
      @termeownator 5 років тому +2

      @@sakurahonda9245 And if for some reason beyond understanding you've not checked out the Ricky Gervais Show, the HBO animated version or the original podcasts, you owe it to yourself to check em out, they're brilliant

    • @potatopotato4802
      @potatopotato4802 5 років тому

      He was alone, but he didn't feel lonely.

  • @Meneb
    @Meneb 5 років тому

    I'd really love to see a Vsauce 3 episode on this topic. I think you could do something amazing with it, Jake!

  • @supman2600
    @supman2600 5 років тому

    I'm so happy to hear Shallow Anne in a Vsauce video !

  • @_M27_
    @_M27_ 5 років тому +4

    Lonely i'm mister lonely i got nobody to call my own

  • @kwanelesosibo3293
    @kwanelesosibo3293 5 років тому +4

    Not sure if Jake actually needs help or ?

  • @shadycactus6146
    @shadycactus6146 5 років тому +1

    man he only played like 3 seconds of that hallucinations video and it still made me profoundly uncomfortable

  • @jairusr5272
    @jairusr5272 5 років тому

    He always does that pause and then suddenly resumes it’s so funny

  • @fellowneighborniba7458
    @fellowneighborniba7458 5 років тому +12

    Who else got more than 30 points in loneliness scale ?

  • @edibleapeman2
    @edibleapeman2 5 років тому +5

    I scored a 31 on that loneliness test. The only reason I’m saying that here is because I don’t have anyone to talk to about it.

  • @annacatton5929
    @annacatton5929 5 років тому

    Lonely but not alone. Banger of a song.

  • @justadude6910
    @justadude6910 5 років тому

    I love you man keep up with the good videos

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 років тому +58

    LPOTI - Loniest Place on the Internet

  • @jberger94
    @jberger94 5 років тому +11

    When you do the Loneliness Quiz and you score 37.

  • @brunosouza3326
    @brunosouza3326 5 років тому

    Just as i was felling completely lonely, perfect timing.

  • @MisterBrickFilms
    @MisterBrickFilms 5 років тому

    I once spent two weeks straight locked in my flat writing my final paper for my degree.
    Thankfully my Mom called every day and I had my Internet connection, but it's still one of the worst experiences of my whole life (I rate it very closely to depression). During the last days I indeed heard a few things that I supposed weren't real, mostly knocks at my door.
    When I was finally able to go out and see people, getting back to my flat made me feel physically sick. I had to move every piece of furniture to create a new environment for my mind.
    TLDR: Don't stay lonely, that's bad.

  • @YoshimieYutaka
    @YoshimieYutaka 5 років тому +9

    According to the scale, I have a 35 and am extremely lonely.

    • @umanglunia2194
      @umanglunia2194 5 років тому

      Dont worry im there for u

    • @LordMajicus
      @LordMajicus 5 років тому +1

      I also scored a 35. It's easy to tell someone to reach out to others, but it's hard to want to bother doing so knowing there isn't really anything they can do to help you.

    • @eggrollsoup
      @eggrollsoup 5 років тому

      LordMajicus Well I kind of have a problem with both reaching out to people and then holding a conversation with them

  • @axouru
    @axouru 5 років тому +167

    I bless your day person scrolling through the comments.

  • @rickscandon
    @rickscandon 5 років тому

    That episode of Minefield, and most of them really, was pretty good.

  • @INAVACL
    @INAVACL 5 років тому

    Dude there was a moment in the first ep of mind field where poor mike almost lost it and... that made it so worth it

  • @zutru
    @zutru 5 років тому +3

    Boi, that outro was LOUD...

  • @mirceacrafter1362
    @mirceacrafter1362 5 років тому +7

    i got 29 :)...... :/..... :(

  • @handitover.
    @handitover. 5 років тому

    Those auditory illusions man... I don’t think I’ve ever felt fear as severe as I had when you started playing them

    • @lourainevillalon3852
      @lourainevillalon3852 3 роки тому

      same, i was more creeped out by a 10 second audio clip than every horror movie ever made by mankind combined

  • @KnownNiche1999
    @KnownNiche1999 5 років тому +1

    Please wake up Michael, Vsause needs him

  • @Sieger1
    @Sieger1 5 років тому +28

    -lonely- gang rise up

  • @mayaild3999
    @mayaild3999 5 років тому +11

    Firstly, I like the video, then I watch it.

    • @gabor6259
      @gabor6259 5 років тому

      Why would one do that?

    • @mayaild3999
      @mayaild3999 5 років тому +2

      To show your trust

  • @knower1514
    @knower1514 5 років тому

    I clicked on a random video to check if it wasn’t my headphones and just the video with the unbalanced audio. I’m glad I came here, with working headphones.

  • @dat_dudedustin1823
    @dat_dudedustin1823 2 роки тому

    "I'm jake and i'm so glad you're here"
    *Leaves*

  • @lilllwizzzle
    @lilllwizzzle 5 років тому +15

    I feel attacked

  • @ChessMasteryOfficial
    @ChessMasteryOfficial 5 років тому +30

    *If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. ^^*

    • @ooch
      @ooch 5 років тому +8

      epic gamer moments.

    • @Sensiav703
      @Sensiav703 5 років тому +2

      But do you truly design your own life plan, or are you a slave to your previous experiences and make decisions based on those, whatever they may be? 🤔

    • @JerehmiaBoaz
      @JerehmiaBoaz 5 років тому

      Free after Helmuth von Moltke the Elder: no life plan survives contact with real life.

    • @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse
      @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse 5 років тому +2

      +discovery your awesomeness - precisely why religion is slavery.

    • @captainkillassist
      @captainkillassist 5 років тому +2

      This really makes you think about how we live in a society

  • @kayexbeats
    @kayexbeats 5 років тому +1

    The title sums up my entire life

  • @CryptPixel
    @CryptPixel 5 років тому

    I love seeing jake! Thanks for hosting this DONG!

  • @i-win
    @i-win 5 років тому +5

    *We're ALL lonely*

  • @leetster6303
    @leetster6303 5 років тому +16

    omg im so early but i have no idea what to comment

    • @adityanair8692
      @adityanair8692 5 років тому

      Yeah. Been there. Waaaayyyy too often.

    • @MetaDecker
      @MetaDecker 5 років тому +2

      Easy! Say sorry and try again later, but next time with more foreplay.

    • @paulburca4491
      @paulburca4491 5 років тому

      Just say 'almost first'.

    • @gabor6259
      @gabor6259 5 років тому +1

      beanTinCan, what about not commenting then?

  • @phelanii4444
    @phelanii4444 5 років тому

    That auditory hallucination audio is haunting. Made me feel very uncomfortable... So, thanks for digging that up, off to creep out my sister :D

  • @frama1122
    @frama1122 5 років тому +1

    One is the loneliest number

  • @yatint9665
    @yatint9665 5 років тому +40

    I score a 24 on the loneliness test. What's yours?

  • @EARFQ
    @EARFQ 5 років тому +7

    Dude, this is cool and all, but I really need the maths homework. If I don’t get it the teacher is putting me in detention please bro.

  • @tabcat
    @tabcat 5 років тому

    One of my English teachers once told the class that the defining trait of a writer is the desire to be alone.

  • @kris112567
    @kris112567 5 років тому +1

    I spent whole week in total darkness, my sense of time was kickoffed too. Amazing experience tho..

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 років тому +62

    Technically everybody's lonely unless they're being touched

    • @daskrumelmonster3241
      @daskrumelmonster3241 5 років тому +47

      technically you can't touch anything

    • @BigCalGotADraco
      @BigCalGotADraco 5 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/yE8rkG9Dw4s/v-deo.html

    • @sukhrajsingh466
      @sukhrajsingh466 5 років тому +6

      Thomas Turner everybody’s alone*

    • @MetaDecker
      @MetaDecker 5 років тому +6

      @@BigCalGotADraco I use that as an excuse to pester my wife by poking her. "But I'm not actually poking you.."

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 5 років тому +2

      @@daskrumelmonster3241 technically you can't know that you can't touch anything
      *X-File Theme.mp3*

  • @Conquerorsmindset
    @Conquerorsmindset 5 років тому +1

    I appear to already experience some of these symptoms

  • @yungstallion2201
    @yungstallion2201 5 років тому +1

    I don't feel lonely watching Vsause and DONG

  • @misteroof
    @misteroof 5 років тому

    I just realized this is a name of an original Vsauce video.

  • @nicoladiggins9496
    @nicoladiggins9496 4 роки тому +1

    This video means a whole lot more at the moment...

  • @benparsons4979
    @benparsons4979 5 років тому

    Jesus Christ that zoom in on his face I was not prepared for

  • @mario7049
    @mario7049 5 років тому

    Love the Title-Thumbnail combo, New dong idea?

  • @kermitdamemegod___9590
    @kermitdamemegod___9590 5 років тому +2

    My Dong is very lonely

  • @ismetalikk
    @ismetalikk 4 роки тому +1

    I got 22 on the test.
    The thing is I don't really feel lonely. I like being alone, doing things alone and going somewhere alone. I feel more free to do things I want.

  • @romaincredibilis3033
    @romaincredibilis3033 5 років тому

    Thanks for making an episode all about me, it means a lot

  • @seasonedgore7231
    @seasonedgore7231 5 років тому

    I enjoy being alone, the feeling of being bored comes by fast, and a neat paper sheet and a few pencils lets me expand myself to the farthest planet, or to the futuristic battles of humans and an infectious alien race. But people are cool too

  • @Hentaichief
    @Hentaichief 5 років тому

    The monkey might win the challenge but Michael will always win my heart

  • @RazzlePhoxx
    @RazzlePhoxx 5 років тому

    I wonder if the phenomenon of counting time slower in isolation is a mental to make it feel like you haven't been isolated for as long as you have

  • @hirvielain9013
    @hirvielain9013 5 років тому

    Thanks for the auditory hallucination sneak peek, I didn't want to sleep anyway...

  • @sophiedufresne7459
    @sophiedufresne7459 5 років тому

    Who else thought of Michael's isolation experiment from his season 1 episode 1 (the free episode) UA-cam red series when he started talking about isolation?

  • @Kevin_Street
    @Kevin_Street 5 років тому

    A very appropriate video for this time of year! The holidays are when many people feel most alone and isolated. I'm going take the UCLA test and see what it says, and maybe even try out the time perception game. Not gonna play those audio hallucinations, though... Don't need the nightmare fuel.

  • @broskydoodle6697
    @broskydoodle6697 5 років тому +1

    That thumbnail + the title
    _Nice_

  • @ahusky4498
    @ahusky4498 5 років тому +1

    Grrrr, we want more Michael! 😫

  • @Schoko4craft
    @Schoko4craft 5 років тому

    2:24 when clicking on the top left you can select other modes where you have to count to 60 seconds while defusing a bomb for example. I was off by 4 seconds but also forgot to click the button when i was at 68

  • @cadmium-ores
    @cadmium-ores 5 років тому

    Hrrgggg Mind Field makes me REALLY want UA-cam Premium tbh. Love all you Vsauce boys. xD

  • @gandalfgaertner
    @gandalfgaertner 5 років тому

    Those desperate calls for help... I'm worried about you, Jake!

  • @ryanfiocca
    @ryanfiocca 5 років тому

    Jake doesn’t have a widow’s peak, he has a window’s mountain.

  • @abhilashpaul4371
    @abhilashpaul4371 5 років тому

    That title and thumbnail makes me feel nostalgic

  • @Notorious911x
    @Notorious911x 5 років тому

    Cool 5 mins ad for Mind Field

  • @thatoneobject4182
    @thatoneobject4182 5 років тому

    Took that loneliness quiz and I aced it

  • @dpdqsqns43
    @dpdqsqns43 5 років тому

    that feeling when u have anxiety but always feel lonely tho

  • @LukaSauperl
    @LukaSauperl 5 років тому +1

    If you're interested, I've made a boring video quite some time ago, where I talk about how perception is directly connected to the perception of light, which I quite interesting. Although in that video I do mosty focus on time, perception of light is still very important! I also purpose few experiments that could be quite interesting!

  • @Seebu
    @Seebu 5 років тому +1

    Lonely DONGS is the alternate name for Chatroulette.

  • @ChrisaMavraki
    @ChrisaMavraki 5 років тому +2

    A question I always had about ayditory hallucinations was if these voices you hear are your own inner voice or do you perceive them as other people's voices?

    • @baadlyrics8705
      @baadlyrics8705 2 роки тому

      Its too complex to answer that in one definitive answer without any more info but over 90% of the time its perceived as other voices coming from your own head.. So, most of the time people will know its coming out their own head but its not the standard inner voice, its someone/something else talking to you. But thats just generally speaking, as it depends on so many factors

  • @surge127
    @surge127 5 років тому

    bro u just had to upload this while i’m in school😤

  • @goneutt
    @goneutt 5 років тому

    Yeah, from your thumbnail, you're never alone when Rosy Palm and her five sisters are around.

  • @Micro.
    @Micro. 5 років тому +1

    Now this is epic

  • @joenormanmusic
    @joenormanmusic 5 років тому

    We love you Jake.

  • @vowel2562
    @vowel2562 5 років тому

    The entire team of vsauce is an SCP change my mind

  • @cdwheezy
    @cdwheezy 5 років тому +1

    Where's that sweatshirt from?! It's amazing

  • @user-qv2mt9qe1k
    @user-qv2mt9qe1k 5 років тому +1

    Why did I just get a notification for this video now?

  • @SuggahBear
    @SuggahBear 5 років тому

    Jake &
    Kevin &
    Michael
    Love you guys^_^

  • @joenormanmusic
    @joenormanmusic 5 років тому +1

    “Very lonely dong” was my nickname in high school.

  • @DraKul78
    @DraKul78 3 роки тому

    21 loneliness points. Thank you, Vsauce team!

  • @frosty9392
    @frosty9392 5 років тому

    lol one of the things the quiz says afterwards is to reach out to a close friend or family member
    pretty sure most scoring high don't really have one. kind of like telling a one armed man to try clapping more often