Driftmark Blisstake | House of the Dragon Episode 7
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- Опубліковано 15 чер 2024
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0:00 hi
0:38 putting the FUN in burial traditions
2:49 the sandwiches at these things are never good
9:30 hi i'm corlys velaryon and i love me
12:04 daaaaark
15:57 dragon time
19:46 it's me
20:44 kingsroad
28:57 least treacherous hightower conversation
30:15 love is the so on and so forth
33:20 the obvious course of action is more spouse-murder
41:40 the part of the video nobody watches anyway
sorry to everyone who found the comparison between daemon and vegeta a bit too accurate - Розваги
The Glidus just crossed the Trident, he'll be at the walls of Episode 8 in two days.
He's got ahold of the jetpack that allowed fast travel in S6-8
He just crossed the Rubicon
He's mates witb Qyburn
😂🤣
Imagine if Robb or Stannis had Qyburns jetpack
Viserys: Who told you this?
Aemond: It was Aegon
Aegon: 👁👄👁
Props to the boys for defending their mom.
@@masterplokoon8803
True, did very well
M E 🆘 😯
True siblings
"Me?" always breaks me lmfao.
Viserys: doesn't care about 4 out of his 5 kids
Also Viserys:" I wonder why my family is so disfunctional and divided"
Who’s the fifth he doesn’t care about? The baby/heir for a day? We got aemond aegon helena and the baby. Is that what u mean?
@@agsmashups viserys and allicent have 4 children, but hasn't been mentioned yet
@@agsmashups Daeron younger brother of Aegon, Aemond and Helaena, he is in Oldtown right now
It’s almost like the gods spent 15 years telling him to stop at just one.
@@saffronhawkes2587 thanks!
19:29
"Jace, help! Someone stole a nuclear fucking bomb!"
"I'm nine what am I gonna to do??"
I love that. The lines in these videos are gold.
Writing of these videos is better than last 2 season of thrones.,😅
@@Noone91875 seasons 5.5-8**
@@joeschmo4646 kind of agree
I mean he can call his nuclear chicken 😂
2 Blisstakes released in a week? Pinch me I must be dreaming.
meat_drapes' dream to unite the realm.
Absolute mad lad
In two days!
I just love the idea that the soul of Visenya in Granny Vhagar looked into Aemond's eyes and thought "yes, excellent, that's the chaos agent I crave".
Wanted to leave a like but didn’t want to break a sacred number so this exact comment counts as a like
@@69Cherry69rip 69
Glindicus has given two videos after a normal hiatus.
"This is an equitable compromise."
Lmao
Glansus the Grate is grate
Mr Glimbo is playing a dangerous game by raising our hopes so high
That’s what I’m sayin, this will only end badly
Next blisstake will be for the start of season two lol
I vaguely remember hearing both of these were being worked on awhile ago and because of covid were going to be completed relatively close together,
When you play the game of REFERENCE you either something something die
"Daemon has single-handedly turned the family telephone pole into a mobius strip" once again had me dying laughing. Your writing is top notch bro.
This isn't just incest anymore. It's... advanced incest.
More like a... Morbius strip
God, I'm sorry, that was terrible, I just couldn't resist the temptation. Feel free to cut my head in half as punishment for that joke
@@greenberry6019 I'm not mad... maybe a little disappointed in myself for having the same urge.
You were very brave. My lame urge has been put to rest thanks to you.
"Corlys simply can't imagine someone not being life-threateningly ambitious."
What a perfectly succinct summation of this character 😂
I hope GRRM does this; and releases Dream a day after Winds.
That's sad how you think he'll even release Winds.
@@PsychoMike21000 according to himself he is ¾ of the way through, so having one Winds doesn't seem impossible - A Dream of Springs though...
Holy shit. My inner anxiety gremlin just screamed dramatically that you killed the possibility with a mention. But then my inner cynic laughed in such a devastating fashion that I know it was never an option. Oh George, skip the knighthoods, eat some kale and keep typing.
@@mxmlnlcdcdffmnt2232 way I see it is best case scenario we get winds in 4-5 years and someone else finishes dream
@@idawg7332 I think Winds will come out in 2026 and then I think Steven Erikson will finish it in like 2028. Hopefully. He's the only one who has the chops to finish the series properly, but honestly I don't know if he'd even accept the offer
You missed the golden opportunity of calling Daemon’s ‘pipe’ his sonic screwdriver.
Ew. And thank you. Been rewatching S13 and mourning the treatment of those therein, need to laugh at fucking something. Mad respect for JW
It does do a lot of screwing 😉 Though that hinders the bi reading since it doesn’t work on wood 🤔
…I’ll see myself out.
@@AmandaDavis6130 You will do no such thing this comment is gold.
my first thought
“10, long, groomer-less, years” That got me fucking good.
Guys, he's found Qyburn's time machine, and used it to speed up his production time.
This is the only reasonable explanation.
Glidius is like GRRM. He has is all written but he's just waiting to release it all at once so we get more hyped. Right? ....right?
@@jakelabute5196 I dunno, my theory about GRRM is more that he's got it all written, and he's so sick of listening to fans complain that he's not releasing a word of it until after he's dead. He's got all the money he needs, now he's going to enjoy spending the rest of his life trolling us.
Dreamfyre was at the funeral. You see Helaena flying away towards King's Landing with Sunfyre and Vhagar
"The princes were supposed to be a bed my king" oh no what have they done
What, you didn’t know that characters could turn into horses and beds? Ned was a bed in AGoT.
Probably my favorite episode of the season. The scene of Aemond claiming Vhagar is straight-up magical, I love the detail that he seems to be the only one to hear and acknowledge her calls at the funeral. Plus this video is giving me a much-needed break from lesson planning, so that's much appreciated. Great work as always!
Yoooooo its one of my other favourite GOT UA-camr
I agree with you fully and hope the lesson plans are going well :)
Should be a bit brighter but.... yeah!
I liked episode 8 the best by an incredibly wide margin
I have to agree on that. Love this one.
Yep, was epic
"Helaena walked" I laughed way to hard at that.
Wait I just realised that Alicent and Otto probably have no idea what Vaemond is saying at the funeral😂
Theyre just...standing there😂
Can’t wait to hear Glibus talk about Viscerys’s healthy walk to the throne
🤣🤣🤣
I just love the parallel between Corlys and Tywin
Corlys? And Tywin? Do you mayhaps mean Otto Hightower and Tywin, or did I miss a joke, or you're "taking the piss" as brits say? Not trying to insult you, just honestly confused by Tywin and Corlys comparing to each other.
@@Sen5325 LOL
@@Sen5325 oh go oh fuck he said “mayhaps” everyone get down!
@@Slender_Man_186 get down and... boogie?
@@Sen5325 wait, you were referencing the Frey game in the books, right?
The "You're my least favourite employee" - joke killed me🤣
Here's my like boy... melt it and put it to the others👏👏
Note to self: do NOT drink during these videos. You will get hit with something like “wait, why do Rhaenyra’s family members keep marrying her best friends?”
Glumbucks never fails to deliver quality
Everyone is upset we have to wait 2 years for season 2. I’m gutted we have to wait 3 years for season 2 blisstakes
Wait, what? Fuck. That definitely would have been capitalised if I hadn't just been able to watch two new Blisstakes.
I think Helaena was making more of a prophecy than what you thought. Weaving dragons of threads may mean making dragon sigil banner for war - green and black.
Very small tidbit, the slow head turn from Aemond when Rhaenyra suggests he be sharply questioned sends me into an underserved fit of laughter.
He’s just like wtf big sis?!
'Dragons of Thread' _could_ also refer to the banners that call people to war- & the fact that the realm will have to soon pick a side, & you know- weave the tapestry that is the war.
God, we are such nerds- & I love it!
There's a mention of Aenar the Exile departing Valyria with _wives_ as in the multiple- & I believe F&B mentions that polygamy was slightly less common than the garden-variety incest
"in Corlys Velaryons Corlys Velaryon themed amusement park"
How do you come up with these bangers?????
20:00 The fight between a group of children was better choreographed and more plausible than any of the fight scenes in Rings of Power.
10 year old Aemond put up a better fight against his atackers than the Night King.
@@masterplokoon8803Aemond got that -dog- *dragon* in him
@@masterplokoon8803He was fighting kids who were only about 5 or 6 years old lol
@@rosita3528 he was a kid as well and he was literally outnumbered 4 to 1 and his atackers had a knife and he was still defeating them so they had to throw sand in his eyes to manage to cut him. Very few kids could pull off what he did.
@@masterplokoon8803 he was 10, they were literally 5 and 6 years old. I'm pretty sure most 10 year olds could fight off 5 and 6 year olds. And only Lucerys had a knife and he didn't use it until the end of the fight after Aemond picked up a rock. He fought off a 5 and 6 year old and 2 girls. "10 year old Aemond put up a better fight against his attackers" you make it sound like he was fighting some trained swordsmen lol
27:32 It's actually Criston who moves first and Daemon only moves to stop him. Criston starts moving and Harold yells "Ser Criston do not", before Daemon even moves. And after Daemon and Criston clash, Criston gets subdued by other Kingsguard members. After that Daemon is free to move but he doesn't go anywhere. If he wanted to intervene somewhere else, he easily could but he doesn't because he only moved to stop Criston.
Exactly, apparently there's a substantial portion of viewers who don't get this cuz they're being too goofy
I don’t know who’s that Criston bloke that you’ve mentioned but I sure heard of someone called Crisp Pie
Came here to say this lol
"Salt courses through Velaryon blood."
Oh, don't worry, we know. It's blindingly obvious just how much sodium is contained within your body at this very moment
History does not remember blood. It remembers names. Possibly the best line I've ever heard.
Glimbo with the immaculate timing, just as I got high
Legendary profile pic
Dito man 😄
Good luck brother
@@JoesandBros i Just clicked on your profile picture to see whats written there and saw your subs to the greyzone, Glenn G, and JD I was like 🤩🤩
@@dominikfranz3992 I enjoy each of the channels live streams, glad to meet a fellow greyzone listener
Our boy was really just waiting until he could release all of these in succession to show us that the time gap was a big thing
Now that is an iNtEnTiOnAL cReAtIvE dEciSiOn if I ever saw one.
There’s a deleted scene showing Daemon comforting his daughters after Laena’s death. He did care. If you saw his face when she got Vhagar to kill her, he obviously cared. 🤷♀️
Deleted scenes aren’t canon lol
@@fox2569Regardless of deleted scenes, based on what is shown BOTH in F&B and HotD, if there's anything Daemon definitely does care about it's his family. (Alicent and her kids are excluded since they're Greens so Daemon doesn't consider them his family. Also Rhea Royce is excluded cuz Daemon never really considered her as his wife)
@@browniebearI’ve read the books he didn’t care for the twins as much as people insinuate 😭
Daemon is a fool, tbh, Rhea Royce looked fine as hell and he just ignored her and then killed her @@browniebear
Come on Miguel STOP
“Life threateningly ambitious” perfectly said
"The boy has just turned 2 Otto." "Yessss." are some of the funniest lines of the ASoIaF series, just the way Otto says it is 😂😂😂😂
this is like when ppl say they hope george is writing winds and dream at the same time and will release them back to back. but if it actually happened
If you're gonna have a wedding where you cut each other with obsidian I guess having a maester present might not be a bad idea. I mean it can't harm.
We love Helaena is this house. Thanks for supporting her in this trying time.
Helaena is so precious. She is the life Blood of the show, I dont care if people think her scenes are a bit Cheesy.
Ouch
Bloody hell mate
Nooooo don’t do thaaaaaat
Stooooop 😭
Glockbucks i missed u, I was gonna sacrifice my firstborn child to get another blisstake but I guess now I don't have to
a little grateful sacrificing goes a long way, virgin blood
Honestly I just left the spooky I castle now im heading to the island of faces
Human sacrifice is a way to obtain strong magic indeed.
Do it for the next blisstake if it's not here within two weeks. We need insurance.
"Literally tomorrow"
A man of his word.
I once said Lord Glimbus was spoiling us for 2 uploads in one week, and now that it has occurred once again, I’ll say to you all, see you in 3-4 months (maybe sooner).
As an open bisexual "I'm not gay I'm just British" is far too accurate.
Anyway great video glibness
A Swede who was born out of wedlock I am furious. Can’t wait for the next episode
The Blisstakes finally found Qynurn’s jetpack
All hail Queen Aerea! I mean, she did have a cool dragon. If only balerion never took her to Valyria. Barth would have never been traumatised.
I'm probably one of your NEWEST viewers, but in the last 2 weeks I have consumed so Glidus content I thought the library would be endless. Here I am like the other hundred thousand viewers waiting months at time for new videos. Cheers. Keep up the great work!
True Driftmark livingroom/ whisky drinking and cigar smoking hall truely is a Corlys Velarion themed amusement park of Corlys Velarions.
It's hilarious that quite a bit of people at this funeral don't even speak High Valerian. So could you imagine the people just standing there hearing very serious foreign language for a very serious funeral then... Laugher. and then hostile looks from the person giving the speech. idk it just seems hilarious and awkward all at once.
A Glimbus is never late nor is he ear-- hold on this definitely too early, who are you?
Glidus: "I'm gonna upload more often"
Also Glidus: *uploads 2 videos then fxcks off into oblivion*
Your rant about bastardy at the end made me lol, I'm from Denmark and I'm the only one of my siblings who isn't a "bastard" - gonna hold that against them forever
Yoo I thought he was exaggerating that's wild
Something I’ll never forgive this episode is where the diddly damn fuck were the guards when the kids went out of their rooms. The sons of the heir are without a guard? Are you for real 😭😭😭
Cole once again evading punishment for blatantly fucking up.
Two uploads from Glidus in two days? Santa coming early this year 🎉
In the words of so many people in this show “Come”
I fear for what may come, tis only January. Long Live Gloworm!
Joffrey as Dale Gribble is a top ASOIAF youtube moment
That had me cracking up too
The next episode is the one I'm most excited for. I hope glimbordius dubs Aemond with anime lines.
I only just subscribed recently but I've been binging all of your videos the last couple of weeks. Thank you for making such funny and wonderful content. I really appreciate the effort you clearly put into your videos. I hope I'll be able to watch many more of your videos in the future!
This mans amazing fr, your in for a treat with this one. Plus he uploads as often as our favourite author so its in theme lmao
They did dragon riding so much better in this show. Daenerys came off Drogon looking like the cover of a beauty magazine. Aemond came off Vhagar actually looking like he wrangled and rode a monster. I never realized how poorly dragon riding was portrayed in GoT until they started doing it in HotD.
I thinkthe worst part about this is that she looked like a mess after her first ride on Drogon, but never afterwards. Always perfect hair, Sansa can't ride on horseback without having her braid being messy, but Daenerys can ride a dragon and look perfect.
"I would say Rhaenyra wears the pants in this relationship if she could ever keep them on" I don't know who this man Glidus is but he is SMOOTH
he gives crimbob a look as if to say "you are my least favorite employee" is probably my favorite line
Seeing YMS for half a second made me scream with delight.
Master has given Dobby a second video. Dobby is gracious! ❤
"Jace ! Help ! Someone stole a nuclear fucking bomb !"
"I'm NIIIINE ! What am I gonna do ?!"
I spitted my damn spaghetto over my screen
Fave opening credit cover by far
Imagine seeing my hometown of Helsingborg in a glimbus video
Haha, jag blev lika shockad!
I don't even know why, but the bepis joke just completely fucking destroyed me. Thank you Glimbus.
Glidus uploads two videos in a row
Viewers are worried
Glidus “No thanks I do not need a chair”
Bepis… this is the greatest channel on youtube
Including the Howard Dean scream at 20:34 was brilliant
This is the exact moment when Alicent became Gliduhh...Put your feet away Gliduhh
That abed joke never fails to make me laugh
Glumbo is never late! He arrives precisely on time with his Blisstakes like a good wizard! (Or is it lizard? 🦎 🔥)
Glostershire: Was is necessary to see the doctors pipe?
Everyone: yes, yes it was
Me: WHY WAS IT SO FUCKING DARK?!?!?!?! (cue self realisation that I'm thirstier than a merc)
Your delivery of Helena walked had me in stitches.
Wow, I just got over the joy of the last Blisstake.
“A bug obsessed Nostradamus” love that description of Helaena
Joffrey with the voice of Dale Gribble is the best thing ever.
HOTD does a great job of portraying Aemond, he always gives me those same vibes as school shooters in school safety videos. Then when considering how he’s treated as a kid it starts to make sense, especially with how he acts after getting an incredibly dangerous weapon. So I hope the show continues on this path, rather than not making him the monster he truly was during the dance.
He turns into an elf . Or an aneme villain.
I feel like I drank a gallon of aMnESia wAteRR and lost six months of time waking up to a new glidus episode.
The lesser vs fewer gag near the end is so goddamn clever
The mad man did it
winds confirmed next year
I sorta feel I should wait with watching this so I'll have another Glimbus shot in a couple weeks when I desperately need one
Look at Ser Glimbo the Punctual with the back to back blisstakes, good on ya brother
These Glimbus videos have come just at the right time- it was my birthday yesterday and when I saw you had uploaded I took it as a personal birthday gift.
I was worried I slipped into a coma and woke up in the far future this morning. The amount of pleasant surprise at seeing another update AND not being in a coma cannot even be fathomed. Well played Glimbus.
dragons of flesh weaving dragons of thread: Targeryens making different flags for their faction? because targeryen sigil is a dragon? and its made of thread?
What always annoyed me was in the books rheanys mother was a brunette, and so was she. Had she been made a brunet in the show, I feel a lot of the rumors might have been taken less seriously seeing how rhyneara’s children would’ve been her grandchildren, people might have been more inclined to believe genetics over adultry, maybe
I think for thematics and all they could have had her be dark haired during the who gets to be heir at the beginning and then showing her with silver hair to indicate both the time passage and to make her look more like the rest of the Targs would have done a decent job aswell, since they aged her up quiet a bit in the show. Maybe give her a few darker streaks during the first 5 episodes and then make her fully silver haired for the rest.
I can't imagine being such a super fan like you and waiting this long to watch these episodes!
Absolutely brutal. 10/10. But we should go listen to his band to make up for that horrendous burn.
@@angelalovell5669 Already gave the album a listen, some real bangers in there, helped pass the time between the last blisstake and this one
When i first watched this episode, my dog decided to acting up and while i was trying to deal with him i missed Lenor rowing away. I also waited untill the entire show was released to to binge it in a day. so spent the rest of the season really pissed at them for basically having him assassinated Lenor so they could marry. Later I saw other people talking about the changes from the book to the show and found out he survived. Neadless to say i was really shocked and had to rewatch it. I'm glad my boy lived and even if he soon dies to free up seasmoke i hope he got to live a little while on his own terms away from the BS court life.
-Jace, wake! Someone stole a nuclear fucking bomb.
-Im nine, what am i gonna do?
lmao
The MAD LAD actually did it. At this rate he's going to remake his ranking every episode video now accounting for HOTD by Friday.
As a Swede it is my duty to remind everyone that out kebab pizza more than makes up for the banana, pineapple, chicken and curry pizza.
Soon we shall have a blisstake longer than the episode itself. It is then that Glidus‘ journey towards becoming a Longman shall be complete.
Glidus meeting Jay Exci and referencing YMS is my favourite cinematic universe.
I swear glidus is the onlyone that can make a funeral into a comedy XD
holy shit im only 10 minutes in and this video is zinger after zinger with no time to catch my breath between laughs. which is awesome
Ok but Joffrey being voiced over by Dale is everything