The Dragon and the Wolf | Game of Thrones Pisstake (Season 7 Episode 7)
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The wight not being able to break out of a wooden box, is great foreshadowing for when the wights are able to break through solid stone walls a season later...
Not to mention they're bodies that have been decaying for a long long time
Lol "What did they build the crypts out of, shit board?
@@NySiiS they would stay preserved because of the constant freezing temperature.
Oh my god. That’s so shit. Fuck Dumb & Dumber.
The wights breaking through solid stone is great foreshadowing of how walls just melt apart from dragonfire, 2 episodes later
Jon and Dany's love story was that Hollywood trope where an attractive man talks to an attractive woman for a few minutes and then they decide they're in love.
Still better than Korra and well everyone.
To be honest I never really believed Jon's romance with Egret either. I think it might be Kit Harrington's acting just doesn't sell it for me.
@@possummagic3571 even in the books it can be argued that he doesn't love her but was using her to get what he wants as we know he is not stupidly honorabl like ned or robb
@@possummagic3571 I think it was young, but genuin love. And in many ways his expression of freedom.
He talked to Sam about having had the chance to fuck a whore, but refused because he didnt want to get her pregnant with another Bastard. Well...There are no Bastards in Wildling culture. Ygritte didnt care he was a Snow.
Maybe it was less love and more the freedom he felt, that Ygritte gave him.
@@belisarius6949 I understand what the relationship represents, and maybe it was done better in the books. But on the show, to me, the characters had no chemistry. Maybe because Kit Harrington never did it for me and Egret annoyed the hell out of me.
Robert's rebellion was built on a *BREASTPLATE STRETCHER*
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That you could bury your face in
❤
Easily the best comment on this video
it was the moment where theon realized that having balls was a state of mind
"the horrific castration was all in my head"
Mah man 🤣🤣🤣🤭
@@Glidus The real penis was the friends we made along the way.
@@Alknix pls😭😭😭
That is hilarious
>Discovers that Bran is literally omniscient
>Tries to outwit him anyway
>I'm a bit confused
...who writes this?
You know what would have been cool? If Littlefinger won. If he somehow found a loophole and kill the Expositron 9000. But that would require good writing.
@@akrybion He puts treeboi in an infinite loop like some robot or AI in a cheesy sci-if piece.
Writers who aren't as smart as either of them.
@@akrybion That would redeem a good chunk of the bullshit TV show. Bran not being there in S8 whatsoever cuz he's dead. Wouldnt be any less stupid than what we got.
@@akrybion Eh, I disagree. People may not like Bran in the show but his entire story is tied to the White Walkers. If he died before they even breached the Wall and he didn't get some kind of confrontation with the Night King (even a half-assed one like we got in Season 8), that would've been extremely shitty writing.
Also, how would killing Bran translate to Littlefinger winning? He would be no closer to his ultimate goals, and he would be forced to flee Winterfell, abandoning his only allies (who at that point would be sending people out after him to arrest him and bring him back to justice), and pretty much losing any and all chance of him gaining new allies owing to his infamous reputation.
Me seeing Littlefinger getting killed: Look How They Massacred My Boy.
Me seeing Boots get sliced in half: Look how they massacred my boy.
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
How original! Mommy must be proud of you! :)
he will win in the end... if the old fart doesn't die before writing it...
You’re not alone 😭 one of the most complex characters in TV history Destroyed in a couple of episodes it breaks my 💔
Boots was easily the best written character in this season.
Boots certainly gave the most compelling performance in the dragonpit scene 😁
boots, the amnesia water, jet packs and internet historian😭😭
He was the only one that kept to his character in season 7.
😆
Boots do be looking kinda hot doe 😳😳😳😳
"if the unsullied don't have balls then where is their pee stored" is the greatest line in any of these pisstakes
"I DID."
@@happycompy will never hear that line without the wii music
@@SmokeyEditsinnit I re watched that episode recently and was thrown off that there was no wii shop music.
I can’t believe they didn’t make the wii cannon in game of thrones
How is the LITERAL DEAD BODY the most compelling and consistent character at the Dragonpit meeting?!?!
One of the problems of not adding the additional named book characters, literally no one to kill in season 7 & 8!
i bet it's because he doesn't talk, otherwise we would know what bullshit dialog dumb and dumber could have come up with for him
@@shannond7437 They killed everyone off in six and hoped the spectacle would distract us - and it totally did, so from then on they figured we’re stupid and they can get away with anything. 7 and 8 are the awful end results of season 6’s baffling success.
Fuzzy Dunlop I didn’t have a huge problem with the other seasons. I let go of my book wanker side and just was along to be entertained. In season 8 I couldn’t hold the glamor together mentally to be entertained anymore.
@@shannond7437 For me it was the overwhelming feeling that they were just cleaning house. Ned’s death had build and sound reasoning, same with the red wedding. I didn’t get that from the Sept going green. I know it was spectacle for spectacle’s sake at the expense of a whole dang buncha characters because they had nothing for them but wanted to close things out in a couple seasons. I can’t overlook that and how drastically removed the mindset is from the first three or four seasons.
Glidus: takes 3 weeks to make a video and expects everyone to be mad at him.
Everyone: The Return Of the King!
4 weeks
but yeah, i dont think anyone is mad, his content is too good. and free.
It is known 🖤🥰
He went to the bottom of my subscription list he used to be in my top 4🤣
@@Chichistar It is known.
He was probably on meth
“The abusive relationship between Grey Worm and his helmet” 😂☠️☠️
"I swear to Jermasmo, Helmie, I will turn this army around!"
Littlefinger was actually very aware of Bran's powers and their potential to unmask him which is why he used his secret jetpack technology to create a time machine which sent him all the way back to season 1 where he hired some random guy to assassinate Bran in his sleep before he could become the all powerful Three-Eyed Raven. Unfortunately for Petyr Bran manages to survive the attempt on his life and as it turns out it was this incident which led him on the path to gain his powers in the first place. Littlefinger was greatest villain in the entire show, so much so that the only thing that could cause his downfall was in fact himself (and time travel). There, I saved the episode for you. You're welcome.
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Holy shit thanks
I would genuinely believe this over the scene that we we're given
Shouldn't bran have known littlefinger lost the dagger to robert and it was joffrey who sent the guy to kill him?
Why is this more exciting and makes more sense than what we have?
Oh I think I might know..
Song:
In the game of thrones, even the humblest pieces can have wills of their own. Sometimes they refuse to make the moves you've planned for them. Mark that well, Alayne. It's a lesson that Cersei Lannister still has yet to learn.
-Petyr Baelish to Alayne Stone
Thrones:
if u culd just do what id like thatd be cool
-Littlefinger to the smartest person ive ever met
Is this What little finger says in a sing of ice and fire?
middlefimbers*
@@VelocityReviews yes
@@VelocityReviews Eu não devo ter medo. Medo é o assassino da mente. Medo é a pequena morte que leva à aniquilação total. Eu enfrentarei meu medo. Permitirei que passe por cima e me atravesse. E, quando tiver passado, voltarei o olho interior para ver seu rastro. Onde o medo não estiver mais, nada haverá. Somente eu permanecerei.
Ser Shadrach comes to mind. The Mad Mouse that GRRM's put on the mantel.
I forgot all about Robert's choice to hide dragons and Jon just finding an intact jaw bone on top of the dirt like some 11 year old's field trip to the dinosaur museum.
It's a bit like the South Park episode where despite there being nothing other than arrowheads, Cartman somehow finds the magic triangle that Barbara Streisand spent years looking for in just a few seconds.
I'm so mad the bones aren't black that it overshadows this extremely valid point
"he uses the nickname her abusive brother used to call her"
They are Targaryen, of course, him reminding her of her brother would turn her on.
He is her nephew
@@patrickkanas3874They are referring to Viserys calling her Dany. In reality anyone who knows her well calls her that. Like my brother's call me Shan instead of Shannon but so have boyfriends... Friends... Family... It's just a nickname... Plus it's easier to say for foreigners
@@Shannon-vv6rr Bluds named "Shannon"
If Jon is so against lying, why does he lie to Euron about the wight’s swimming ability?
nice
Jon was worried that boots would be picked for the regional swimming competition instead of himself. It tortured Jon to have to lie, but he was so psyched to show everyone his new speedo swimming trunks that he justified the lie was worth it.
He's only honest when he knows others are looking.
is it lying when you talk shit cuz you are stupid?
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Boot's death was the saddest one since the Red Wedding. And, you know, the show's.
Goodbye Bootsy Boi
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Your candle blew out long ago
But your legend never will
it is known
They didn't let him have any lines because he was Mexican.
Umm... What about Hodor?
@@anathar8830 Hodor lived, he held the door so long the zombies got tired and left, Hodor is wandering the north trying to find Brandon.
Most of the folk say: GoT was great up until 8th season. I say, they haven't been paying attention.
Rose tinted glasses. Just wanting the best for something they loved. I even managed to stay positive up to the battle for Winterfel and did the necessary mental gymnastics to think it was an okay episode. Then the episode after happened... the unsullied regenerating its army, the dragon getting shot out of the sky by some hidden ships while Danni "forgot about the iron fleet" all shattered the illusion for me. That started the domino effect realizing its been terrible for quite a few seasons.
There’s a CLEAR drop off after season four. Season 5 has some good moments. Season 6 is good at times but it’s good for completely different reasons than the first four seasons.
Season 5 has some decent bits, but it was total garbage from 6 onward.
Season 6 was better than Season 5 imo. Neither are very good but at least 6 had some intriguing stuff with Bran (Tower of Joy and Hodor had interesting implications). 5 had fewer redeeming qualities and ruined both Stannis’ and Dorne’s subplots.
You remember that petition to rewrite the last season some were mad that the person who started it said that they should have one for season seven to unbeleivebal
A music degree would perfectly explain your insanity and ability to get so frustrated at something you love
lmao this hit hard
"Theon is so happy with himself that he decides to go pour some salt water into his open wounds" lmao fucking lost it there
Pretty sure though that saltwater is actually better for treating wounds
It’s not, but the Ironborn probably think it does.
@@Aredel It actually can be, especially if the water is cold which this happened to be.
I can only imagine how scared the poor wight was during his kidnapping :(
Poor Boots 😭
It's also really cool how Cersei has all those guards there, and Boots runs at her full sprint, none of those guards moves to protect her, and there's no scene with them being executed for not doing their job!
Good fuckin' point.
It was great foreshadowing for Hound cutting through the five of them like carving a cake.
@@Alknix i wont like your comment since you put slicing instead of carving
@@niranjanrajesh1058 I double-checked that scene and fixed my quote. Will you like it now?
"You absolute spoons". Man, we are reaching insults unknown to mankind now.
Missed an opportunity to call them sons of a motherless goat
🤣
Isn't this insult relatively common in UK?
Yes
@@steelbear2063he’s australian😅
Varys and Little Finger were the hallmarks of brilliant writing. Two enigmatic characters who always gave you enough to keep you interested, but retained mystery. Their scenes in season 1-4 were some of the best in the show, and even though they made very little sense the viewer you never felt cheated. To watch these fantastic characters fizzle out was such a shame.
No. They were brilliant because of the source material. The books. The show was always garbage. Also they made Baelish an OPEN BOOK! In the books Baelish is subtle and quite cunning....
@@factbeaglesarebest yeah they change him to no friends guy but in the books all thinks he is there friend except Tyrion and Stanis and Varys
@@niccolorichter1488 not sure what your saying with that grammar, but in the books nobody thinks Baelish is a threat or even ambitious... he’s always smiling and helping and good with humor. He’s very unassuming and you actually only get vague glimpses into his goals.
It’s really only Sansas POV as she goes to the Eyrie that you begin to really see his genius.
@@factbeaglesarebest exactly
I was always too annoyed by the actor to get invested in the character in the show, even in early seasons. I'm probably the only one would put something from season 3 to a top 10 worst moments of the show list (chaos is a ladder speech)
Benioff and Weiss regarding good writing: ThErE'S nO tImE FoR tHaT
I blame conventions. Conventions have become big business for shows like this, and D&D seem so money and fame focussed they probably attend them all.
Sadly it’s often the more ‘special’ type of fans that attend cons which caused D&D to mistakenly believe all viewers are rabid, obsessed, exceptionals that would cheer anything.
I’m only half joking here and think quality is at least slightly affected by the loudest, most ‘passionate’ fans.
They just kinda forgot about the good writing
me : Listening attentively to everything Glidus says
My mind: Why are they all wearing black? Is it a Council of metalheads? Why are they running out of colored clothes from now on?
It's a minor detail, but I hate it so much
Everyone joined the Night's Watch.
Right! It's medieval society. WHY IS IT ALL BLACK LEATHER? WHERE ARE THE SIGILS, THE HOUSE COLOURS. WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE TO LOOK LIKE NEO???
The trend towards darker colors later in the series pissed me off so much.
Do they think medieval rulers also wore dark colors just because the seasons changed? What the actual fuck.
@@augustinevenfalloftarth3036 fun fact: black was not a cheap color to make.
They got the Daario treatment and all Personality, Character and colour was DRAINED from them.
“She’s not even the Queen of space” is the new “she doesn’t even go here”
Space doesn't exist, the Earth is flat, time does exist, Hail Lucifer!
The costumes look kinda boring in this season when the earlier shows outfits looked more medieval and interesting.
yes, very plastic and unrealistic for that time period
The clothes got bland, just like the show.
For me, Dany, Sansa, Cersei and Euron’s clothes in particular are just so cringe and over the top
Cersei's outfit in the Dragon Pit looks like a toddler was appointed as the costume designer
the one thing that annoys me the most is that they’re all black. it used to be quite striking when a character wore black because it either signaled they’re house, the nights watch or that they were in mourning. now everyone just forgets about house colours because black looks cooler i guess
Glidus is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Shit, wrong franchise
HAVE YOU SEEN SEASON FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
You must have drank the Amnesiaaaaa water
Well he certainly isn't early.
Hes a whiney cry baby. No wonder hes single. What a manchild
the jon/dany thing is so hilarious to me they're like 'two pretty people have eye contact yes yes they are very in love', without compensating for the lack of time and lack of screen chemistry. It's so awkward because there was more heat with Ygritte and Jon, more subtlety with Dany and Drogo and more tension with Dany and Jorah, and all these previous relationships just makes this attempt at a love plot sooooooo pitiful, which would have just been by the by if it wasn't pivotal to the season's narrative lmao
I think Dany and Jon could and should work, but like everything else it was rushed. They make a lot of theoretical sense, but poorly written. And the lack of chemistry is probably because Emilia is friends with Rose and it was awkward af. That couldn't really be fixed but maybe it could've been worked around.
I hate it
@@BriarPatchNyra they don't even need chemistry or love. this is the middle ages man, arranged marriages for political gain were a major thing for nobility. jon or dany could have just proposed an alliance and sealed it with marrriage. come to think of it, why did they even make an alliance? if ck2 had thought me anything than that there is no alliance without a marriage ;)
Genuinely surprised Littlefingers last words weren't,
"And Westeros would have been mine if it wasn't for those meddling kids!"
The thing that annoys me about all the bran omniscience plot holes is that they're SO easy to fix. Have one scene explaining that maybe it's somehow dangerous for him to look back through time so he can't always risk it, or maybe he only sees possibilities for the future instead of what's defiitely going to happen, or maybe the past events that he sees are warped by whoever's perspective he's experiencing them through. There's literally so many ways to avoid the problem of having someone who can fix EVERYTHING with infinite knowledge yet chooses not to most of the time.
They never explained what bran's powers were we know that he can see the past and even change it like what he did to hodor other than that we are just guessing and it was a big mistake bran makes no sense as a charachter he was just theire because grrm told them that he was the futur king
At least show him doubting his abilities. Have him change the past, but make a mistake that results in a permanent change in his present he can’t undo.
Maybe he can only see the past and future of places he’s been or people he he had met, even briefly. An actual explanation of his powers and giving them a hard limit would have helped too.
@@karl6942 he can see through the weirwood trees. simple as that. no trees no bran vision. he is not omniscient (atleast in the books).
Look to the books where it’s actually shown brilliantly...
Doctor Who has managed it for the last 60 odd years
"HAVE YOU SEEN GAME OF THRONES?!!"
ahhhh, gets me every time
No, I like watching negative reviews of movies and shows I never plan on watching.
@@JeffreyAllanBackowski me too lol
The Boots plot line just by itself shows how thick the writers are: they already tried bringing a Wight back in the very first book (Thorne takes the hand of the one Jon kills to Kings Landing) but it's already dead by the time he gets there.
Well, it's also because he was put off of being able to show for so long I think in the books?
Thorne's dead hand was fine. If it was anyone else from the Watch, Tyrion would have seen it move. But as it was Thorne, he decided to wait two weeks before seeing Thorne, because it's Thorne and he's a dick. (Song at least, can't remember show)
But in the later seasons they have jetpacks and can travel from the wall to KL in half a day so thats why boots didnt die.
That's the books, my dude. Didn't happen in the show. Should have happened, but this isn't the writers being thick.
@@cashnelson2306 I wish that D&D were more humble, stepped down and allowed the show to go on for at least till Season 13 as George hinted at. If they showed us that wights can only "survive" for a few weeks this far south of the Wall, it could have established that not only there is still time to march North, but also that for now, the South will be safe
These videos were a gift dude. Thanks for making them
complete shite is all this video was
Boots dying is unacceptable he is the most important character of the season
If he would've been a white zombie they wouldn't have killed him off so quick
'Trauma only makes you strong if you're a woman' is an excellent take on Theon's story. I'd love to see you cover his arc in one of your review videos at some point!
They should've just had Bronn walk off before Cersie arrives. It wouldn't draw attention to the fact the actors refuse to be in the same room together but also be there to explain why he's not in the scene. he walked off. Why? Where? Who knows? Maybe he's just off to the side out of shot because he has no business at the meeting. better than "I AM GOING NOW TO AVOID BEING IN THE SAME SCENE AS MY EX WIFE GOOD BYE"
They don't refuse to be in same room, she refuses to be in same room, he could care less.
@@JeffreyAllanBackowski Either way, they should have just had him walk off and not drawn attention to it.
Or, since it's a TV shows, you can still have Bronn in there and then film the angle where Bronn is still in there, and then you can make the actor who played Bronn leaves and then let the actor who played Cersei came and then film it. You can just cut it and then combine it.
This should never have been put into their contracts. They broke up. Boo hoo. Deal with it by working together or simply not being in the same show. Plenty of ex couples have to work together. It's called real life.
@@ridensroom6957 It's really annoying to me that they got away with this. Be professional ffs
Why did Bran not listen to Lyanna whispering Jon's real name to Ned the first time? He was right there in s6e10 and didn't listen in
he knew it would make the fanbase freak out
He kinda forgot - dnd
He needed to save some fucking suspensd for the people who watch in bars come on.
@@Glidus it didn't have any effect whatso ever
“You absolute spoons.”
Me remembering when I called people doorknobs as an insult: I love you, Ser Glidus.
And what exactly is that supposed to mean, when you call a person doorknob, in what way is it disparaging?
@fabRic_jAck you're absolutely right.
The bit in the 35th minute about sansa forgetting neds lesson then Arya forgetting she served Tywin was gold.
When the winter is coldest, when the night is darkest and all hope seems but a bitter joke, the editing boi is there as a beacon of goodness in this sea of despair.
Does it even snow where you live?
“Cersei? Kill Tyrion? Get out of town with this.” It’s my favorite line of all your videos. Your sarcastic delivery is spot on!
Listening to how much this show has broken Glidus by the way he sings the theme shows more emotional range than the entire 8 seasons of Kit Harrington.
Boots has escaped his box 😳
Whose face is he going to rip o... NOOO BOOTS LOOK BEHIND YOU NOOOOOO 😭
Oh no he has AirPods in he cant hear us oh no!
He wasn't going to rip off anyone's face, he was just trying to get to the bowl of water near the stage.
Forgot how trash sansa was in the show
“hE dIdN’T AsK mY oPinIOn!”
Ugh...they tried so hard to make her seem smart..by making everyone else around her total nitwits. Which just made her extremely unlikable. Seriously, Jon is completely incompetent, Petyr Baelish is moronic. But the most insulting was what they did to Tyrion. Sansa can figure out that Cersei was lying about sending her army, but Tyrion who knows Cersei better than anyone else, just blindly trusts her about the army?? Give me a break
@@janhavi1977 They tried so hard to make her look badass. Remember season 8 when Daenerys arrived with the largest army and two dragons and Sansa acted bitch like since day one. A clever person would at least pretend she was pleased with Daenerys presence.
Gosh I wish i could
The fact that she had so much potential to learn from her time in King's Landing just made it so much more painful to watch.
I mean tbf she’s hovering between pretty moronic and getting there in the books too
The point about Jon 'Sand' is extra weird since it assumes the official explanation up to now was that Jon was born in the north? But as we know, Ned's story was that he fathered Jon while he was fighting Robert's rebellion, so he was almost certainly not born in the North but somewhere else, the Riverlands probably. And yet he was still called Snow.
Yeah, Catelyn says that "He went south to the fight the war, and he returned with the Bastard" so it implies that Jons Mum must have been a Whore from the Riverlands, Crownlands or Dorne (Which are the places Eddard Stark went to during the war. Riverlands to fight the battle of the Trident, Crownlands to watch Jaime kill the King and Dorne to go to the Tower of Joy and bring Arthur Daynes sword back to his Family).
So theres no way Jon is a snow if we use that kinda system for naming Bastards.
And how is he a Sand anyway? Didnt Rhaegar and Lyanna marry in the Tower as well? You know, unoficially but...Still.
@@belisarius6949 Even then, he's not a Sand, which is a Dornish noble bastard but thought to be a Valarean bastard, and so a Waters, if going by family, or Snow if going by where raised.
@@stuartsviews1565 it's also not were they were raised, it's were the father is from. most of oberyns bastards were not raised in dorne, but are still named sand. so yeah he would be jon waters
Jon was born in Dorn in the Tower of Joy. He should be a Sand but he was raised in the North so his “father” could make him a Snow.
@@toby1061 it's not were they are born, otherwise oberyns daughters would not be called sand
“I know everything. Please tell me why you’re here.”
Gold.
>Sees the video
>44 minutes long
>Gets the popcorn
Bless you Glidus!
right ? this shit made my day
*plays the video*
“You absolute spoons”
*realises this is the high point of his life*
Yes finally, still w8ing for the Viserys review.
Edit: I think Theon should have joined the Unsullied.
Yeah, that’ll be awesome. Can’t wait.
Did he say he'd do it ?
I think the Dany review counts as a Viserys review too.
@@0ussama01 he said many times that he will get to him soon, in the Dany review.
@@nicks.857 oh okay, then I'm excited 🎉🎉🎉
@@0ussama01 but as we know Arya is next. Im looking forward to this one aswell.
When Glidus talks about score and music theory :D
gotta make a video / series analysing why everyone loves this show's score
Glidus That would be incredible! Honestly I think Ramin’s score is one of the best modern examples of leitmotifs and thematic construction and development so I’d love a video analysing the music.
I mean Jon kinda also betrayed Ned Memory breaking his night's watch Oath and everything
Also true what a hypocrite
The sex?
@@made-line7627 He bounced.
@@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845 I think he went with the technicality that the Night's Watch oath is until death - and he died and was resurrected, so oath fulfilled. Plus they also kinda betrayed him first.
@@danlorett2184 wow thats a realy stupid plothole, so anyone from the iron islands just has to worship their own god to get free of the oath?
G:"You absolute spoons!"
Me: Oh this is gonna be gr-
G: **refers to Euron as Gargamel**
Me: *turns into Viserys*...this is all I ever wanted
How to ruin an episode in 3 easy steps:
1) Round up all the "unimportant" characters and make them do nothing
2) Throw all the "important" characters into a pit (literally), mix in some bad lines and make the outcome indistinguishable from the income
3) Kill the most mysterious character
4) Top it all of with some cool looking CGI
Wait that's four! I guess I messed up the numbers as well...
By mysterious character you meant boots right?
11:00 Yet another fail of this scene is how Dany should be absolutely itching to torch Euron and his fleet. She might've restrained herself while they were striking a truce, but once Euron "abandoned" Cercei and lost that protection, what excuse did she have NOT to burn his ships?
Anyone else hate the new Kingsguard armor? Sure the earlier Kingguard armor was obviously pretty clunky, but it looked badass and the actors could actually move. It’s painfully obvious that the actors in the new black armor literally can’t move their arms lol
Always reimagined Baelish's death with him slyly proud of Sansa saying "you have your mother's eyes" or something right before he dies
Many deaths in the Books are poetic in some way.
I believe Littlefingers death might be him dying in combat against a Stark, paralleing his loss against Brandon Stark which made him decide to scheme in the first place.
Or he gets outschemed himself, not like in the show. Hell no.
Or maybe he even survives. Most bad people survive in this story.
@@belisarius6949 is LF that 'bad' think about it?
@@iangonzalez6476 book lf is very bad. like i felt like the show tried to make varys and him equal but in the books, varys is always (imo) a better person.
@@heythere6405 so exactly like the show, then
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these are my sons aegon and aegon... i was so mad when they pulled that one out of their asses.
it would be easy to make him a daemon, jahaerys or any of the other established names but aegon? thats just so lazy
Soooooo f*cking lazy
He was going for the 3-headed dragon family names of Aegon the Conqueror and his two sisters, but then the first boy died. It *had to* be Aegon, really.
It would've been kinda poetic if it was Aemon.
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Didn't the boy die after Rhaegar?
@@shardes No, fairly sure it was the two daughters that the Mountain killed.
It would be hilarious if Euron just walks off after being told the wights can't swim and we'd never see him again.
6:06 "shh boots is sleeping" xD I love that You named him Boots
Why is a corpse wearing boots? Is he afraid to catch a cold?
@@loriannwhite8384 Why do cats wear boots?
Anyone else find it strange how chill the hound and brienne reunion was? I mean she only beat the guy half to death and chucked him off the side of a cliff
Did she also not bite off his remaining ear too or some shit? 😂
I feel bad for Ellaria Sand. One quarter of Daenrys supporters & nobody even thinks to ask about her. Is Dorne not a good army?
According to Cersei’s threats, they’re keeping Ellaria alive in the dungeons to watch her daughter turn into a skeleton. So... probably still down there until the series finale.
Adam W Daenrys kinda forgot about Ellaria Sand
Ellaria who?
The writers kinda, forgot about Dorne entirely
Everything the show did with Dorne was garbage. On the books Doran is fucking brilliant and one of the best masterminds, Arrianne gets the sand snakes in tow and they are poised to absolutely be crucial to the coming invasion subsequent to Young Griff / Faegons...
I like how no one's decides to look for her or even just ask about her, like how hard is it to remember a character you just write about this season, if you can't be fucked about her just say she died in the destruction of the red keep and not mention it again
Littlefinger shouldn't have died until he and Varys are reunited
Their relationship in the books is much more interesting anyways. Because Varys had no idea Littlefinger orchestrated the war of the five kings, but Littlefinger has no idea about Young Griff aka Aegon Targaryen/Blackfire invading.
United, then had butt sex on a boat, then die together.
Varys should have been the one defeating Baelish, in a ultimate showdown at the end
I've not read the books yet, but I'm particularly looking forward to A Banquet for Vultures. Sounds like quite a book
A Row Of Regents is my personal favorite in the series but A Skirnish of Sovereigns is good too
I think I figured out why Euron is the way he is. Salladhor Saan was actually a faceless man, and in Season 4, when Euron went to try and hire a Faceless Man to kill Balon, Salladhor just killed him and took his face to do it. It all makes sense now. This also accounts for Salladhor’s disappearance.
To be fair, you probably spent more time on this pisstake than the writers did writing it.
Right from the start D&D showed that they didn't understand the character of Littlefinger. When he was introduced you had people saying he was creepy, untrustworthy, someone to watch, etc. ie the complete opposite of how the character should actually be.
He's a great conman, a confidence man. The hint is in the name, in order to do what he wants he need to gain people's confidence. So he'd act nice, be the sort of person people like and trust, or at the very least be innocuous and not someone you'd suspect.
He didn't get where he is by being openly sly and manipulative, he got there by being openly friendly and trustworthy, all the manipulation is done in secret.
So it didn't take them 7 seasons to destroy the character, they'd done it by the end of season 1.
yeah especially expostioning his back story to a bunch of whores
Yup!
Maybe if they had the meeting underwater they could find patchface and ask if he knows how to write a plot
Why is everyone wearing black at the meeting? Did they forget who was on each side? Or what colors the houses wore?
I love how no one asks how and why the Mountain is alive after they all see him for the first time. The Mountain is a big deal and news of his death was surely spread across the kingdom but everyone sees him and they are like "yeah lol, everyone just has zombies now, hey, here's Boots".
You've more than filled the void that mauler has made, your got pisstakes are so brilliant
Glidus manages to be funny and entertaining without being needlessly longwinded. Eventually, Mauler just became a form of ambien to put me to sleep.
I was so bummed Mauler never did a rant on the finale.
Give mauler a minute I’m sure his video will be great
@@junkyjoe11 much like winds and dream, it's probably never coming
@@Angenga impatient idiots like you are why the last few seasons were shit
"We haven't heard from Dorne, The Stormlands or The Riverlands"
The what?
Stormlands and riverland stopped existing after season4
"Other family members who didn't really do anything to you"
Lancel is the one who confessed to sleeping with Cersei, and is the singular reason she got deposed, imprisoned, thrown into the streets naked, and almost put on trial, which would certainly have resulted in imprisonment or death. In a lot of ways, Lancel did nearly as much harm as Cersei _thinks_ Tyrion did to her, and far more than he _actually_ did. And unlike Tyrion, Cersei actually _knows_ how Lancel slighted her and, unlike Tyrion, Lancel and Cersei were not at odds with each other, at all. He just slammed for no reason, he didn't even get anything in exchange for his confession.
So, what you’re saying is that Lancel is really the true master manipulator. Lancelfinger.
I completely forgot Bran said Jon's last name was actually Sand and now I want to die
2 seconds in and I hear one of the best insults: "you absolute spoons". I'm using that.
I strongly believe that the word anywhomst'ven't makes more sense than the majority of plot lines in the final two seasons.
I've said this before, and I'll say it again, killing Jamie at Cersi's command would have been better than whatever the hell they did with him the last few episodes
"Trust me. I'm a tree!"
🤣👍🏻😂👍🏻🤣!
Dany lamenting about the Dragonpit always bothered me SO much. The pit was pretty much finished in the years following Aegon’s reign, so unless she’s implying her entire dynasty was steadily falling downhill (which would still be wrong, since greats like Jahaerys were yet to rule) this sentiment is completely ignorant of pre-established timelines.
true
The "Theon and Jon" scenes make me wheeze so hard every time I'm on the floor. The whole thing is just a lot of weird half-sentences and awkward eye contact I can't. 😭
Jon was acting out of charachter in this sceane his entire story is about him being one of the few people to realise that all these wars for power are pointless in front of such a thereat but now hi is like nah i'm with danny now screw all this plus the fact that he bend the knee for no reason at all 🤦♀️🤦♀️
I wish they had one scene of Littlefinger alone in his chambers about to put his shirt on and he looks at his scar that Brandon Stark gave him across his chest. They needed more scenes connected to the lore. Remind me of Baelish history with the Starks and Tully’s. Etc
Theon should say in response to Jon "when I came to my father, he considered me as a Stark spy and he refuse my alliance proposal with Starks. He decided to attack you and he obligated to me to do so. I am not proud of it but I just did my duty. What would you do if you were me, Jon? Then Ramsay captured me and I suffered unimaginable tortures for years. I lost my humanity under this tortures. I used to fear Ramsay more than death. Howbeit, I saved your sister risking my life and I am here in order to help you. But you are still blaming me, tell me Jon what did you suffer and be tested as much as having authority to judge me".
Theon still burned innocent children and massacred several members of the Stark household.
We don't deserve Glidus.
I named my first born son Glidus.
But we deserve a better GoT Finale
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I’d like one of those character profiles on Theon sometime. I’d love to get Glidus take and analysis on Theon and his character arc.
I love casually calling Rhaegar "The Night King" 😂
I really can't take any of the Winterfell conflicts this season seriously knowing that Bran is just sitting in the garden like a mannequin when he could resolve them at any time, its so stupid that it literally feels obnoxious when he shows up, like the writers think we're too stupid to wonder where he's been all this time
I'm less that halfway through and it's already been worf the wait
It took about 14 seconds of watching to be worth it
I am, very much a merry man
I wish they'd just made Tyrion betray Danny. It would have helped so much shit make a bit more sense. Sure it wasn't what the bar fans would have liked, but it was very clearly set up
I need all of gildus content printed onto empty discs so my great great grandchildren can still appreciate high concept video analysis in a world without the internet
24:38 Drogons wing goes straight through a tree and theres no tree being ripped or even blowing away
Finally! It's been a month... Just kidding. Art takes time that's why Game of Thrones Season 7 and 8 suck for the majority and your rants don't. As always, great video
My favorite response to a hate tweet to GRRM for not having Winds done was “let’s all remember that season 8 met its deadline.”
This video had more words than all of season 8 combined! 👍
Fam, season 7 and 8 took longer to make even though they both had fewer episodes. Also we didn't see winter except in the North where it's kind of winter all the time there anyway
The *precise*, final, moment (after a season of moments) Game of Thrones officially died:
*Go on then, do your duty*
If there’s one thing I hope ole’ Gorge Morton sees from the fandom while writing winds, it’s the love and admiration for the One True King, Stannis. May his expressions be laconic, his wit sardonic, and his enemies moronic.
Glidus: good job writers you made a good line of dialogue
Everyone: *I'm a bit confused*
Wouldn't it be more fitting if Jons name is Aemon
yes. i should have talked about all the other names they could have picked. aemon and jaehaerys seem to be the front-runners.
should have been Ramon. would have been popular in the South American markets.
I am pretty sure they did it to merge the Faegon plot line... stupid. But that’s likely why.
His name being Sarah would have been more meaningful and made more sense than having the same name as his older brother who was a few months older
Aemon would have been great as it has multiple connections with House Stark.
I shouldn’t draw attention to this because trolls, but just look at that sweet, sweet, like-to-dislike ratio. (Currently 285 to 0) *chef kiss*
You had to be that guy right? Lml
White Alliance I’m sorry it’s just so cool to see total unity!
@@angelfire1987 ive studied millions of channels. Videos with 0 dislikes stay that way when no one mentions thw "0" dislikes lmao
Humans are contrarian they like to play opposite day for their own cynical amusement.
Learn this secret and you can rule the world. Trust me.
500-1 now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@shef7074 The one is either Daddy Preston or Daddy Alt-Shift annoyed they didn't get a shout out.
Ugh all these meetings that could've been emails! Seriously, give me the information most of the people here have no input!
This meeting should have been a meeting for all lords and ladies of the seven kingdoms because this is a fight that everyone can't avoid. The Dead are on their way south and it will take everyone to stop them(if season eight wasn't shit). All they needed to do was hire a few dozen extras and dress them appropriately from each kingdom they hale from and maybe have a few of them speak if they are well known houses like idk maybe the Hightowers from the reach or maybe even House Dayne from Dorne.
It would of been great if The Hound kicked that box over and the body just rolled out and nothing happens.
that would be pretty good