Um..... people do realize that every month a uteruses lining sheds, and that’s where periods come from right? So you can’t have sperm residue for anywhere near to 8 years because your uterus sheds every month. Edit: thank you to everyone in the comments who also mentioned many of the other reasons that this is not true. This is why we need better sex Ed!
@@Skag_Sisyphus It’s so depressing that most of those misconceptions don’t even make any sense if you spend like, 2 minutes thinking about it. Like, if a woman peed out of her vaginal canal that would mean that her urine is stored in the uterus? Or that the bladder is somehow connected to the vaginal canal? Have none of these people looked at a anatomical diagram before? I knew this stuff when I was in middle school, and I had parents that didn’t teach me anything about how my body works.
Not only that once sperm is outside of a penis it can only live up to 48 hours if it hasn’t already fertilized an egg so there is no way any of that actually happened
@@Skag_Sisyphus sperms do have mitochondria that is in their neck and due to that only they can swim moreover they don't die due to lack of energy but mainly due to acidic environment of vagina and the phagocytes that kill them. That's why one ejaculation has millions of sperms so that atleast few of them is able to reach the egg and one of them can fertilize it.
Bro I have been waiting 2 and a hour hours in a zoom breakout room to meet with my counselor, and this has increased my serotonin levels and restored my hope
Lmfao i love how bad men's anatomy converges with bad women's anatomy. Like this is why sex ed should be mandatory for kids regardless of the type of schooling.
exactly, i went to catholic elementary/middle school and currently go to a catholic high school (despite being an atheist lol) and there was ONE health class in like 5th or 6th grade. i didn't even participate in it for some reason. everyone took it as a joke. and i'm pretty sure there is no health class in my current school (i'm not really sure because i spent my freshman year at home due to covid and we only had the main subjects taught to us). it's ridiculous honestly. they think that just because it's religious that some kids won't have sex or won't get stds or something when they eventually do have sex. and it's funny bc catholic school kids are hornier than public school kids, in my experience lmao.
@@vitalina8534 really. They need to understand that kids will go exploring and this leads to a high amount of stds and little to no family planning, so unplanned pregnancies will be a problem in heterosexual relationships. Religion is not an excuse to be ignorant of simple facts about the human body.
@@vixen_0072 yup, i completely agree. and it's no help that the parents of these kids will have a very watered-down "when a man and a woman really love each other..." talk about sex or not have one at all because it's too "awkward" or "embarrassing." i mean, would you really rather your child end up with an unwanted pregnancy or std because they didn't have adequate knowledge about sex and their bodies in general than prevent them from learning because it's "taboo"? ridiculous imo.
Some badwomensanatomy ones are written by women, too, which is SO sad. Remember that episode of "Orange is the New Black" where the TRANSwoman had to tell the CIS women that (gasp!) they do NOT, in fact, pee and give birth out of the same hole? ...it's a wonder our species is still here...
I have some sensory issues, cant listen to those all the censoring here, is there a way to negate the sound at swears rather than do the beep? I would appreciate it so much in order to watch your videos
i totally understand the anti vax dude, i hate when a guy "expands" and their skin over there gets so porous that any moisture from a 10km radius gets sucked into it and makes it swell up like a wet sponge its always a bummer to have to wring it out and it takes a lot of strength to get it all out
Hope you are all doing okay, and just remember you are valid. And there will always be someone out there to support you! You are truely loved and cherished and I'm so proud of you, it will all be ok and you are doing great.
"and these people have the ability to vote" - thats when it hit me how tragic this whole thing is, people like this are given the powers to affect my daily life, thats just tragic
“These people have the ability to vote. And do normal people things” Mm, not so sure about the last one. They seem to have lost the ability to think properly
@@BitchboyOzzie look, this comment wasn’t made with the intention of commenting on your transition struggles and dysphoria, and for that I will apologise, but do note that this comment was not AIMED at you, or at any FTM trans, but rather men who have bigger chest areas and a want to empower that (albeit in a joking manner). If you see it as any other way, I can’t really help you there besides suggesting you ignore my comment? The dysphoria triggering content was not intentional, and it seems rather personal rather than all around offensive to all FTM. Yet again, I will apologise for any triggering though.
luckyyyy i'm so happy for youuuu. im a demidude and am trying to finess my mom into getting me one w/o sparking the question of "are you trans" b/c she didn't react well to me telling her i was pan so i fear for how she'll react when she realizes im not a girl
You should collect more lights in the background that have more pride flag colors. The whole LGBTQ+ ever present in all the videos, thus pride month every day. :)
fun fact, female snakes actually can retain sperm from previous partners, and lay eggs fertilized with that sperm the next breeding season. But alas, humans are not snakes and this makes no sense when applied to people
Typically speaking, men have mammary glands, too, and can nurse children with the right type of stimulus. So, mean can totally have milk, _just like women._
@@daisybelle2336 I was shocked too, I searched it up and I got this; “Male breasts have milk ducts, and some mammary tissue. They also have oxytocin and prolactin, the hormones responsible for milk production.” This study was based off of cis men btw.
Many ideas like how masturbating is bad & will damage your body, etc, tends to stem from the more fundamentalist right wing religious types. For example Mormons are taught that masturbation is a terrible sin etc.
2:00 Unfortunately, Sam, I think it’s actually true to an extent. Personally mine is scewed off to the side and form fitted to my right hand from almost a decade of use.
Yeah the way the original poster phrased it was awful but deforming your dick is possible if you’re too rough/forceful about it. There’s a condition called Peyronie’s disease that refers to when the penis is so damaged from being pulled at weird angles, pushed against hard surfaces, etc. that scar tissue forms and permanently distorts its shape.
Sam, I just want to say that I've been subscribed to you for quite a while now and your videos bring me so much joy. I get so excited when I get the notification that you posted. Your videos have helped me come to terms with and know that I am not alone regarding a lot of things about myself. I used to feel so alienated and thought I wasn't worth anything because of the environment I grew up in, but I've been able to overcome those feelings/thoughts. I've even come out to my friends! thank u sm, your videos help more than u know.
It is true that facial features and such affect how your voice sounds in terms of timbre because of how the sound resonates in your head, but it doesn’t affect the pitch. You can have a very thick voice that’s not necessarily very low and vice versa. Sounds pretty pseudo scientific that there’s a correlation between chad face and chad voice tho
Hi Sam! I just wanted to let you know that I came out to all of my friends and professors today! I wanted to thank you for just being you and being unapologetically you because it inspires me every day!
Sam going "You got it *nerd*" actually made me happy because yes, I did understand that, thanks for giving me the validation i never got at home :DD!!!
8:52 Whaaat!? Some people do just have too much imagination or are just not educated at all… thats the reason why education about all of this is needed in school.
I have never heard anything as funny as " Wholsale 2021 ripped personality raw edge trousers slim-fit pants men's spring new cats must be ripped ankle length jeans" 🤣
First story: All the women who went through the painful process of egg retrieval to freeze them are like “🤦🏻♀️ How did I not know that the male urethra could retrieve eggs during sex?!” Who knew it was that easy 😂 😭
Heyo Sam!! How you doing? Happy to see a new video from you! Are people gonna get roasted? Probably. Am I not going to understand stuff? Highly possible. Will it still be hella fun and hilarious?! YES!!! You always make me laugh and bring a smile to my face. Have an amazing day, Sam! Have a good one everyone! 💜✌️
here i am, couting the bleeps. if someone already did this im actually gonna cry bleep #1: 1:18 bleep #2 1:28 bleep #3 1:32 bleep #4 1:38 bleep #5 and #6 1:43 bleep #7 1:50 bleep #8 and #9 1:52 bleep #10 2:05 bleep #11 2:20 bleep #12 2:26 bleep #13 and #14 2:31 bleep #15 2:37 (mid-editing note: this is torture. this is what happens when youre bored sitting in a school bathroom.) bleep #16 3:30 bleep #17 3:33 bleep #18 3:42 bleep #19 3:44 (between bleep 19 and 20, i have no idea if i missed any other bleeps before 20 because i was distracted, if i did please lmk lol) bleep #20 6:53 bleep #21 7:01 bleep #22 7:04 i give up for now someome pls reply to remind me to finish this
9:41 ah yes, that is just a skeleton of a character from the fighting manga/anime named grappler Baki, in that manga you can see men that can climb smooth walls, don’t die if you break LITERALLY every bone in their body and A LOT of other bullshit and most of the time they don’t give much of an explanation to why they can do bullshit like that
That fifty shades of grey one I think was referring to sounding and a heads up to those that look it up especially if you’re male it might gross u out a lot
No one: The lamp: Could we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
Your new light really said: ‘Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars, cuz I could really use a wish rn wish rn wish rn’.
So I'm old and this reminds of the time before you could find credible sources other than the library. It was gossip shared from person to person, mostly among young teenagers. Like that whisper game where you whisper a sentence to the person next to you and then then they whisper it to someone else and in the end the sentence has nothing to do with the start.
8:40 I'm crying, this is so funny. Even if the residue thing was true... sperm can survive inside of a body for up to 5 days and then it's no longer able to impregnate someone.
Exactly. Also, an egg cell changes its surface after being impregnated by a sperm cell so no more than one can enter it anyway. There are exceptions to this rule, but they are super rare and most of the time the embryo won't survive.
Why was he getting so flustered from that action figure?? Lol
LMFAO WHY NOT
@@SupraMan38 🤣🤣
can you blame him? he's hot 😩😩😩 /j
😳
nobody can resist Wasp Thor
i literally just finished having a conversation with a guy who thinks that women having equal rights (feminism) is a *sin*
a w h a t- 💀
i’m so sorry wtf-
block him 💀
lmao
😭😭😭😭😭 bye
So what if the egg doesn't get inplanted in a second woman will the man just be the pregnant one now
Yeah exactly
BOA writers are typing
@@alfie3.14 the Sims is typing
@@nohintshere *those* gacha life story’s are typing
Oh fuck I better take a pregnancy test😳
Um..... people do realize that every month a uteruses lining sheds, and that’s where periods come from right? So you can’t have sperm residue for anywhere near to 8 years because your uterus sheds every month. Edit: thank you to everyone in the comments who also mentioned many of the other reasons that this is not true. This is why we need better sex Ed!
Also the vagina produces ‘discharge’ as a method of self cleaning… constantly. Every day, all day.
@Benjamin yeah that 2 to 5 days is why the rhythm method of birth control doesn't work.
@@Skag_Sisyphus It’s so depressing that most of those misconceptions don’t even make any sense if you spend like, 2 minutes thinking about it. Like, if a woman peed out of her vaginal canal that would mean that her urine is stored in the uterus? Or that the bladder is somehow connected to the vaginal canal? Have none of these people looked at a anatomical diagram before? I knew this stuff when I was in middle school, and I had parents that didn’t teach me anything about how my body works.
Not only that once sperm is outside of a penis it can only live up to 48 hours if it hasn’t already fertilized an egg so there is no way any of that actually happened
@@Skag_Sisyphus sperms do have mitochondria that is in their neck and due to that only they can swim moreover they don't die due to lack of energy but mainly due to acidic environment of vagina and the phagocytes that kill them. That's why one ejaculation has millions of sperms so that atleast few of them is able to reach the egg and one of them can fertilize it.
Literally paused my breakdown for ur video.
Serotonin level=100000
oh hell yeah love when people pause their breakdowns
How do you pause a breakdown?
I wanna know, tell me please.
Bro I have been waiting 2 and a hour hours in a zoom breakout room to meet with my counselor, and this has increased my serotonin levels and restored my hope
Lol
@@icravedeath.1200 its just the love for Sam's video it goes away 💀
These people think that the human body is sticky like play dough and totally doesn't wash over fluids.
being playdough sounds sick
How much misunderstanding of sex anatomy it takes to believe that an egg can be transfered. Smh. There are so many basic reasons this is ridiculous.
And it's a proof that we need better sex ed
Lmfao i love how bad men's anatomy converges with bad women's anatomy. Like this is why sex ed should be mandatory for kids regardless of the type of schooling.
exactly, i went to catholic elementary/middle school and currently go to a catholic high school (despite being an atheist lol) and there was ONE health class in like 5th or 6th grade. i didn't even participate in it for some reason. everyone took it as a joke. and i'm pretty sure there is no health class in my current school (i'm not really sure because i spent my freshman year at home due to covid and we only had the main subjects taught to us). it's ridiculous honestly. they think that just because it's religious that some kids won't have sex or won't get stds or something when they eventually do have sex. and it's funny bc catholic school kids are hornier than public school kids, in my experience lmao.
@@vitalina8534 really. They need to understand that kids will go exploring and this leads to a high amount of stds and little to no family planning, so unplanned pregnancies will be a problem in heterosexual relationships. Religion is not an excuse to be ignorant of simple facts about the human body.
@@vixen_0072 yup, i completely agree. and it's no help that the parents of these kids will have a very watered-down "when a man and a woman really love each other..." talk about sex or not have one at all because it's too "awkward" or "embarrassing." i mean, would you really rather your child end up with an unwanted pregnancy or std because they didn't have adequate knowledge about sex and their bodies in general than prevent them from learning because it's "taboo"? ridiculous imo.
i swear i never see anyone do bad men’s anatomy, so this outta be a good one sam
I TRIED
Dam what corners of the Internet r u on
I know, you know, we know
Soothouse did but it’s age restricted
@@SupraMan38 and you did pretty good .
Loving the new light. Will be taking a drink for every bleep.
Edit: nvm can't do it shouldn't have tried
Same but ima do diet soda
Good luck
LMFAO GOOD LUCK do it with water
@@SupraMan38 become most hydrated person ever
I'm doing it with tea
Bad women's anatomy: written by men
Bad men's anatomy: ...also somehow made by men, wtf, it's your own body
Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂
smhw it iss
Some badwomensanatomy ones are written by women, too, which is SO sad. Remember that episode of "Orange is the New Black" where the TRANSwoman had to tell the CIS women that (gasp!) they do NOT, in fact, pee and give birth out of the same hole?
...it's a wonder our species is still here...
@@robinchesterfield42 trueeee
They probably think it's gay to learn about their own bodies
10:30 Say it with me,, *MEN CAN LACTATE. EVERYONE IS ABLE TO LACTATE*
Yep. In theory, it is possible as long as the person hasn't had their mammary glands and nipples surgically removed.
right sam, the way you’ve made that coffe is absolutely terrifying
IT WAS SIMPLE AND EASY PLS
@@SupraMan38 it’s coffee first then water same 😭
@@SupraMan38 Sam, pls. Put the water afterwards 😭
It probably specifies to do it in this order, might distribute less clumpy? idk
I made hot coacoa that way and it was just disappointing. It’s like milk before cereal.
Sam is like the only straight dude who constantly gives lil shout outs to bi people and I love him for it. Thanks, Sam💕
I raise you One Topic at a Time lol
Both great dudes
@@InnocentNoodle oh my gosh you’re sO right, he’s great too!
sam is trans tho he’s not cishet
@@xdtijnntssyu3314 but he’s still straight
@@xdtijnntssyu3314 what does that have to do with it 🤩
“Do you hear that nerd?”
me, pointing a screen: Heck yeah! Recognition!
I have some sensory issues, cant listen to those all the censoring here, is there a way to negate the sound at swears rather than do the beep? I would appreciate it so much in order to watch your videos
Can we like blast this so Sam can see it? I'd like it more if I could
Commenting to help Sam see it
I hope that there is a way to do that
Hopefully my comment will help Sam see this!
Good question! Maybe he could completely mute it?
i totally understand the anti vax dude, i hate when a guy "expands" and their skin over there gets so porous that any moisture from a 10km radius gets sucked into it and makes it swell up like a wet sponge its always a bummer to have to wring it out and it takes a lot of strength to get it all out
😳
LOOOOLZZZZ this comment just killed me!!! Wring 'em out lads!! Oof.
Yes sounds so inconvenient
Every time Sam gives a deadpanned expression to someone's stupidity I crack up, so hilarious!
The first time you said "bad men's autonomy" I understood "Batman's autonomy" which would also be a good video idea tbh
Haven't seen bad men's anatomy, nice to mix it up a bit
thank you :D
@@SupraMan38 i recently came out as trans mtf when i feel sad your videos are great
@@collotdeschenes2332 congrats
@@SupraMan38 your welcome
@@collotdeschenes2332 congratulations I hope those people accepted you
the bisexual representation in the background: 📈📈📈
and on the merch lol
@Oscar Shindler ✨I do, bitch✨
@Oscar Shindler me 💀
@Oscar Shindler me
who is oscar shindler and what did he say
OMG I LOVE YOUR LIGHT IN THE BACK STOP I FEEL SO APPRECIATED
bi rights!
me too! 🌈🤧
aaa sadie sink in your pfp
@@sanjanaishas2096 yep haha
i was lowkey proud when i knew what mRNA is, like sheesh i guess bio class wasn’t entirely useless
I love your username
Hope you are all doing okay, and just remember you are valid. And there will always be someone out there to support you! You are truely loved and cherished and I'm so proud of you, it will all be ok and you are doing great.
Thanks mate, I hope everything goes well for you in life :)
Sending you good vibes, my friend! Thanks for your kind words.
thank you! I'm suffering through gender dysphoria rn, and i really needed this :)
Thanks cactus!!! Hope your doing well:)
I see you everywhere I LOVE IT
"and these people have the ability to vote" - thats when it hit me how tragic this whole thing is, people like this are given the powers to affect my daily life, thats just tragic
I think Sam was the first person ever do a bad men's anatomy.
Hell yeah and i'll coin it
i believe soothouse did one.... then stopped posting on their channel 😩
@@kiki8792 soothouse 😢🤧
@@SupraMan38 i need more Sam or i will be the big sad
OT and Jamie already beat him to it
Ah yes, cutting off part of skin to... Prevent bleeding?
LMFAOOOOO
“These people have the ability to vote. And do normal people things”
Mm, not so sure about the last one. They seem to have lost the ability to think properly
The *disrespect* to men with boobs (about the post about women not being able to be shirtless, why). MOMMY MILKERS DESERVE THE RESPECT!
Don't say mommy milkers...
@Cenestpasmapersonnalité as a trans guy it just brings me disphoria
@@BitchboyOzzie ... daddy milkers??
@@BitchboyOzzie look, this comment wasn’t made with the intention of commenting on your transition struggles and dysphoria, and for that I will apologise, but do note that this comment was not AIMED at you, or at any FTM trans, but rather men who have bigger chest areas and a want to empower that (albeit in a joking manner). If you see it as any other way, I can’t really help you there besides suggesting you ignore my comment? The dysphoria triggering content was not intentional, and it seems rather personal rather than all around offensive to all FTM.
Yet again, I will apologise for any triggering though.
I have daddy milk cannons instead 😎
I came out to my best friend recently i was so scared but she supports me!! You definitely help me be more comfortable with myself so i thank you Sam
HELL YA I'm happy for you!
@@SupraMan38 thank youuu
YAY im so happy for you!!!
@@kaelin7090 thank youuu
Yes! Congratulations and good for you :)))
Hey Sam, it's totally unrelated to the video but I finally came out as non binary and I've started binding 😭 Couldn't be happier 😭
Congrats!! 🥳🎊🎉
AW CONGRATS
luckyyyy i'm so happy for youuuu. im a demidude and am trying to finess my mom into getting me one w/o sparking the question of "are you trans" b/c she didn't react well to me telling her i was pan so i fear for how she'll react when she realizes im not a girl
@@min._.nolonger86 I hope everything will turn out right! 💕
I'm happy for you!! Just remember to be safe with binding! Try not to wear it for more than 8 hours at a time, never sleep with it on, etc
You should collect more lights in the background that have more pride flag colors. The whole LGBTQ+ ever present in all the videos, thus pride month every day. :)
@Oscar Shindler and why not?
@Oscar Shindler if you’re annoyed, just ignore.
fun fact, female snakes actually can retain sperm from previous partners, and lay eggs fertilized with that sperm the next breeding season. But alas, humans are not snakes and this makes no sense when applied to people
And female turtles can hold sperm for 4 to 7 years. Some can hold it for less time and others i think more.
Typically speaking, men have mammary glands, too, and can nurse children with the right type of stimulus.
So, mean can totally have milk, _just like women._
I can't stop thinking about how the last person basically said that the partner penetrates the other person's ovary- It's too much-
So that's what Megan Thee Stallion meant with "a d with a little bit of curve"
@@letiziageltz1782 y’all in these comments 😭
@@letiziageltz1782 JAIL JWNDKENFKN
I wish I was dead. Now that I've heard that passage, my will to live has deteriorated. Please kill me lol
“The only reason I believe this is real is because it’s on Facebook” dude trust nothing on Facebook
He meant the only reason he believes that the post isn't fake is because it's on Facebook, and people on Facebook are a bit insane in the brain.
Not real as in truthful, real as in someone was sincere when they posted it (not trolling)
"Do you hear that, NERD?"
Indeed I did
we stan the bi light.
this one guy does know that only women who just gave birth have milk right? also, men are able to breastfeed
Men? Able to... Breastfeed? Can you please explain to me how? Being serious.
@@daisybelle2336 I was shocked too, I searched it up and I got this; “Male breasts have milk ducts, and some mammary tissue. They also have oxytocin and prolactin, the hormones responsible for milk production.” This study was based off of cis men btw.
@Cenestpasmapersonnalité wow thank you
Yes. This is why men should be getting checked for breast cancer if it's in their family.
@@elaexplorer ?
where are they getting this information? like, is it just an assumption they made or does somewhere teach that?
I read your comment the same time sam was saying something similiar and i looked like you were quoting him for a sec 😭 12:06
Many ideas like how masturbating is bad & will damage your body, etc, tends to stem from the more fundamentalist right wing religious types. For example Mormons are taught that masturbation is a terrible sin etc.
put the bong down
Under education + misinformation + assumption = baby with 15 fathers
2:00 Unfortunately, Sam, I think it’s actually true to an extent. Personally mine is scewed off to the side and form fitted to my right hand from almost a decade of use.
Yeah the way the original poster phrased it was awful but deforming your dick is possible if you’re too rough/forceful about it. There’s a condition called Peyronie’s disease that refers to when the penis is so damaged from being pulled at weird angles, pushed against hard surfaces, etc. that scar tissue forms and permanently distorts its shape.
@@ldallas8315 also sitting to much can affect your butt
Sam: I got all A’s in school
(Nerdy) Audience: :D
Sam: *cough* and a B-…. Occasionally.
(Nerdy) Audience: you’re on thin ice buddy
This subreddit feels like a direct attack on my biology degree. I'm going to go pet it until it calms down.
Sam, I just want to say that I've been subscribed to you for quite a while now and your videos bring me so much joy. I get so excited when I get the notification that you posted. Your videos have helped me come to terms with and know that I am not alone regarding a lot of things about myself. I used to feel so alienated and thought I wasn't worth anything because of the environment I grew up in, but I've been able to overcome those feelings/thoughts. I've even come out to my friends! thank u sm, your videos help more than u know.
hey thank you so much i really appreciate that
LISTEN I JUST WANNA SAY THE LIGHT IN THE BACKGROUND IS GIVING ME BI VIBES.... AS A BISEXUAL NONBINARY PERSON...
i am HERE FOR IT!!
Literally all these made me think of like when a little kid tried to explain anatomy like- some of y’all are taking health class from 4 year olds…
as a lesbian, i ask myself the same question 🚶♂️
i thought you were joking about there being a lot of bleeps but 4 minutes in and i'm about to drown with the amount of water shots i've taken
"so If you think you're a man, you dont exist, you're just a soul, wandering. You're not real."
I *KNEW* it.
Trans men:Oh shi-
Cis men:I never existed :(
Cis women:phew
Trans women:so that's why I exist
At 9:00 That is kinda how cats work, but... It is way more complicated. But that's why litters can look so different, many dads.
"You got that, nerd?"
Me, drinking coffee with a dead-inside expression on my face: yup.
I took a sip of water every bleep and now I’m fully hydrated 😂
It is true that facial features and such affect how your voice sounds in terms of timbre because of how the sound resonates in your head, but it doesn’t affect the pitch. You can have a very thick voice that’s not necessarily very low and vice versa. Sounds pretty pseudo scientific that there’s a correlation between chad face and chad voice tho
Hi Sam! I just wanted to let you know that I came out to all of my friends and professors today! I wanted to thank you for just being you and being unapologetically you because it inspires me every day!
Sam probably won't see this but I did so I'm proud of you, congratulations❤️
Sam going "You got it *nerd*" actually made me happy because yes, I did understand that, thanks for giving me the validation i never got at home :DD!!!
8:52 Whaaat!? Some people do just have too much imagination or are just not educated at all… thats the reason why education about all of this is needed in school.
I have never heard anything as funny as " Wholsale 2021 ripped personality raw edge trousers slim-fit pants men's spring new cats must be ripped ankle length jeans" 🤣
i have a feeling this entire video is gonna be bleeped out and i’m here for it
That anti-vaxxer sure used a lot of big words for some nonsense and bs, that’s one big L he gotta take 😭
I think people should take tests on basic common sense before they're allowed the right to vote.
Voter eligibility is now .5%
70% of the right wing base won't be able to vote
I don't know much about mushrooms, but I know Cordyceps from the Last of Us and that didn't go too well for anyone involved XD
First story: All the women who went through the painful process of egg retrieval to freeze them are like “🤦🏻♀️ How did I not know that the male urethra could retrieve eggs during sex?!” Who knew it was that easy 😂 😭
ikr.
The second post almost had me crying tf is she on about 🧍🏻
FRRR LIKE WHAT
(also nice Hajime pfp)
Cordiceps is the fungus that caused the zombie outbreak in The Girl With All the Gifts…
This seemed worse than the bad women's anatomy & I didn't think that was possible 😅 anyone agree?
Thank you so much Sam, you’ve helped me figure out who I am, and helped me accept myself
I can’t thank you enough
The comfort Sam's videos bring me is incredible
Yes Sam. We love ur new bisexual light.
idk if you’ve always had that earring but i just noticed it and it’s so cool
thank you :D I forgot about it until now
I was just watching all your old videos seen this pop up and now I'm here watching this😂
sam answered my question on his instagram story and that’s my biggest flex
Okay this was all horrifying and terrible but "add inches to your personality" was SUCH a line, it caught me off guard 😂😂😩
I think *beep* and *beeeeep* are actually good for you! And Sam, from Sam, rest as much as you need!
Heyo Sam!! How you doing? Happy to see a new video from you! Are people gonna get roasted? Probably. Am I not going to understand stuff? Highly possible. Will it still be hella fun and hilarious?! YES!!! You always make me laugh and bring a smile to my face. Have an amazing day, Sam! Have a good one everyone! 💜✌️
hi sam!!! you are legit the best UA-camr! I just subscribed to outspoken!! its great, I can listen to it when I'm doing anything.
here i am, couting the bleeps. if someone already did this im actually gonna cry
bleep #1: 1:18
bleep #2 1:28
bleep #3 1:32
bleep #4 1:38
bleep #5 and #6 1:43
bleep #7 1:50
bleep #8 and #9 1:52
bleep #10 2:05
bleep #11 2:20
bleep #12 2:26
bleep #13 and #14 2:31
bleep #15 2:37
(mid-editing note: this is torture. this is what happens when youre bored sitting in a school bathroom.)
bleep #16 3:30
bleep #17 3:33
bleep #18 3:42
bleep #19 3:44
(between bleep 19 and 20, i have no idea if i missed any other bleeps before 20 because i was distracted, if i did please lmk lol)
bleep #20 6:53
bleep #21 7:01
bleep #22 7:04
i give up for now someome pls reply to remind me to finish this
9:41 ah yes, that is just a skeleton of a character from the fighting manga/anime named grappler Baki, in that manga you can see men that can climb smooth walls, don’t die if you break LITERALLY every bone in their body and A LOT of other bullshit and most of the time they don’t give much of an explanation to why they can do bullshit like that
That fifty shades of grey one I think was referring to sounding and a heads up to those that look it up especially if you’re male it might gross u out a lot
No one:
The lamp:
Could we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
"I can't find a source, but..." yeah that probably means it isn't true
i love the background sam!!
Oh my GOD. I haven't watched you in a whiiiile and your voice got so DEEP!!!
Your new light really said:
‘Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars,
cuz I could really use a wish rn wish rn wish rn’.
Looks like some people have been skipping their biology classes.
im here very early and this video being posted has made me wake up and get the motivation i need to do stuff- lol
It's kind of interesting that wasp waists used to be very popular in male fashion, dating back to the later half of the middle ages.
Give it up for the american education system👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Best comment 😂
So I'm old and this reminds of the time before you could find credible sources other than the library. It was gossip shared from person to person, mostly among young teenagers. Like that whisper game where you whisper a sentence to the person next to you and then then they whisper it to someone else and in the end the sentence has nothing to do with the start.
I mean, I don’t get men either, but I don’t pretend to understand how men’s anatomy works. Or even my own female anatomy, honestly. 😬😂
Thanks for the lights I appreciate it
Please tell me the woman who was complaining about penis sizes was making fun of men who are obsessed with breast sizes on women?
Even if they were, I've seen toxic subreddits where those sentiments were expressed without joking. It's sad
@@SuperCatman 😫
"Maybe you should get some sleep, too" -how DARE YOU 😵💫🥱
Even in the men's section they are able to shame women. Incredible!
10:05 sounds like the radio version of WAP
Bro people act like the human anatomy is so hard to understand, it only takes like 30mins of research ;-;
11:43 "and I've been pissed about it ever since" I'm rolling I love it
The total bleep count was 33, so if you did take a shot every time it bleeped, you'd probably be a little tipsy
Just a lil bit
I died from alcohol poisoning and am now a ghost
“maybe you should get some sleep too! :)”
me at 3 am: HAHAA
8:40
I'm crying, this is so funny. Even if the residue thing was true... sperm can survive inside of a body for up to 5 days and then it's no longer able to impregnate someone.
Exactly. Also, an egg cell changes its surface after being impregnated by a sperm cell so no more than one can enter it anyway.
There are exceptions to this rule, but they are super rare and most of the time the embryo won't survive.
I love the light!