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  • Dating is hard. Dating for Liz Lemon (Tina Fey)? The hardest. Relive some of her most disastrous dates from 30 Rock.
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  • @lexi7749
    @lexi7749 4 роки тому +1456

    When I was younger I related to her in a funny, cool way. Now I feel like I relate to her in a way that is...worrisome

    • @andrianirosalina6761
      @andrianirosalina6761 4 роки тому +11

      lexi omg me too ^o^. For me, I’m always craving a mentor like Jack. I even followed my so called “mentor” to a new workplace.

    • @SamanthaJackson
      @SamanthaJackson 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @walterm.robertsiiiphd2157
      @walterm.robertsiiiphd2157 4 роки тому +6

      Yes, LL is definitely channeling a wide array of modern archetypes -- and not just female ones! Genius.

    • @hardikdparikh
      @hardikdparikh 4 роки тому +4

      “Hey babyyyyy what’s wrong” 😂

    • @someone1
      @someone1 4 роки тому +10

      Same. Especially the choking in the apartment alone scares me

  • @QuirkyShiny
    @QuirkyShiny 3 роки тому +378

    "I hope you enjoy the... choices that you've made" is the most polite but devastating insult ever written

    • @stephaniestanley8041
      @stephaniestanley8041 2 роки тому +1

      I'm going to use that...

    • @jakeryan9469
      @jakeryan9469 Рік тому +1

      Once he said her body was like a trash bag full of pudding (or something like that)

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Рік тому

      Lies again? Match Making

  • @MrWegosolo
    @MrWegosolo 4 роки тому +807

    I'd still be dating her cousin and living fabulously in that Million dollar loft. I mean it already has an elevator for our inbred child's wheelchair.

    • @boogiedownjj
      @boogiedownjj 4 роки тому +82

      Franco she ended up adopting anyway. She shoulda stayed with him

    • @zkarebear
      @zkarebear 4 роки тому +13

      Preach

    • @sie4431
      @sie4431 4 роки тому +61

      They'd only be third cousins. Some third cousins have no shared DNA, they're that distant

    • @jonathanbowers8964
      @jonathanbowers8964 4 роки тому +43

      Yeah Third cousin marriages are not too bad from a genetic perspective. Prior to the invention of automobiles and greater social mobility, third cousin marriages were very common particularly in rural areas.

    • @jonathanbowers8964
      @jonathanbowers8964 4 роки тому +50

      Also Iceland has such a small population that they have an app that people can use on dates to determine how closely related they are to avoid dating their cousins in accident

  • @aziizrocks
    @aziizrocks 4 роки тому +224

    I just love that she 'broke' most of her exes

  • @SharinganMan
    @SharinganMan 4 роки тому +238

    why tf do you have a picture of your grandmother's cousin there

  • @iarahelenameirelles3027
    @iarahelenameirelles3027 4 роки тому +367

    I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn!

    • @Jazmusique
      @Jazmusique 4 роки тому +1

      Iara Helena Meirelles Hahahahaha

    • @michaelfarrow5817
      @michaelfarrow5817 4 роки тому +9

      Even if you don't live in New York, everywhere now has a Brooklyn.

    • @CarvaxIV
      @CarvaxIV 3 роки тому +3

      As a non New Yorker, can some one explain this to me?

    • @emiliabolsas
      @emiliabolsas 3 роки тому +9

      @@CarvaxIV People in Manhattan like to act as if Brooklyn is very far away/gross/far/only for hipsters and families/far and find lots of reasons not to go.

    • @A8NTnoVidHeO
      @A8NTnoVidHeO 3 роки тому +8

      Or, it just takes a long time to get there from other boroughs and, if you've already been out all night, it'll be a pain to go anywhere and come back home. I love BK but felt that line in my soul lol

  • @probablynovideoshere
    @probablynovideoshere 4 роки тому +322

    “I think I read about it in the New Yorker” is my new comeback

    • @mailtrap22
      @mailtrap22 4 роки тому +3

      "New York Review of Books" would have been better.

    • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
      @TonkarzOfSolSystem 4 роки тому +24

      "I hope you enjoy the... choices that you've made" is pretty good to.

    • @marleee.2174
      @marleee.2174 3 роки тому +2

      “I hope you enjoy the...uh... choices... you’ve made...” also a good burn

    • @hugolewis7510
      @hugolewis7510 3 роки тому +1

      @@mailtrap22 in what way...? Its not as snappy or humorous

  • @joanna1016
    @joanna1016 4 роки тому +308

    Peter Dinklage was one of the best guest stars on 30 Rock! Wish they could’ve had him in more than one episode

    • @quickcooking2795
      @quickcooking2795 3 роки тому +3

      @Patrick Whelpley john hamm...omg...😂😂

    • @patrickwhelpley1745
      @patrickwhelpley1745 3 роки тому +5

      @@quickcooking2795 I loved when Liz was eating the meal he created and shes like what is this sauce? He smiles and says its Orange gatorade! lol

    • @Debonair.Aristocrat
      @Debonair.Aristocrat 3 роки тому

      He was good on SNL too. '' Space Pants.''

  • @macc.1132
    @macc.1132 4 роки тому +118

    "I hope you enjoy the choices you have made."

  • @EchoesDistant
    @EchoesDistant 3 роки тому +93

    I tried to get my high-school tennis team to call me "Ace", but they wanted to call me "Shorts accident". So, we settled on "Supervirgin".

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 4 роки тому +115

    11.33..."It came out wrong!" "You came out wrong!" Best comeback ever

  • @travisjohnson6676
    @travisjohnson6676 3 роки тому +68

    OK, I did the math and I believe Liz and her "cousin" are actually third cousins.
    Dolly is Liz's Great Aunt and his Grandmother's cousin (more specifically his 1st cousin twice removed).
    Their closet common ancestor is their mutual great great grandparent which makes them third cousins.
    I had to draw a map and it's confusing.
    Let me know if I made a mistake

    • @sanjnaghosh6462
      @sanjnaghosh6462 3 роки тому +1

      Looool thank you

    • @noahdiaz6654
      @noahdiaz6654 3 роки тому +2

      I love this so much. Please post this map.

    • @travisjohnson6676
      @travisjohnson6676 3 роки тому +2

      @@noahdiaz6654 I don't have it.
      I just printed out a chart that showed "you" and your ancestors .
      I mapped out Liz and the guy separately and their relationship to Dorothy then worked up to their earliest common ancestor.
      I believe that gives the correct answer but I always sucked at following family trees.

    • @kr50401
      @kr50401 3 роки тому +2

      @@travisjohnson6676 I wish this was real life and you and me would be best friends

    • @philb6133
      @philb6133 3 роки тому +11

      The question is, “Who has a framed picture of their Grandmother’s cousin sitting by the couch?” No one.

  • @allwrighty100
    @allwrighty100 4 роки тому +251

    The 'take your kid to work' kid was brilliant.

    • @adamse23
      @adamse23 3 роки тому +13

      i know..i just needed to hear it

    • @Dr.LongMonkey
      @Dr.LongMonkey 3 роки тому +3

      She had her own show on Fox called "The New Normal" it only got a season but it was pretty funny

    • @abrahamtse
      @abrahamtse Рік тому

      @@Dr.LongMonkeyLove The New Normal!! She is even more sassy in that show.

  • @em_yu
    @em_yu 2 роки тому +55

    the fact that Liz's love life is so disastrious makes me feel so much better about my own mess

    • @kathymyers7279
      @kathymyers7279 2 роки тому +1

      But your so pretty! The universe does not want you to settle!

  • @donjuan2621
    @donjuan2621 3 роки тому +36

    Jack”Does he know your the beeper king”Dead🤣

  • @calliejohnston9489
    @calliejohnston9489 4 роки тому +50

    ‘Good god, Lemon! That’s your worst quadrant!’

  • @knnaveen007
    @knnaveen007 4 роки тому +181

    "Did you tell them that you were the beeper king "

  • @gemmamalo96
    @gemmamalo96 2 роки тому +13

    love the idea that someone would have a photo of their grandmother's cousin displayed in their living room.

  • @andywood5699
    @andywood5699 4 роки тому +51

    I love Jack Donaghy's slight smirk while he's Laughing outrageously inside.

  • @bettysmith4641
    @bettysmith4641 4 роки тому +67

    Michael Sheen ♥️

  • @june2420111
    @june2420111 3 роки тому +18

    "No rat talk tonight ok?" Lol 😆 if you have to tell that to your boyfriend, that's a deal-breaker

  • @radsical1392
    @radsical1392 4 роки тому +51

    How did I forget Michael Sheen’s presence?

  • @tawnygaona9114
    @tawnygaona9114 4 роки тому +19

    I miscounted the men Liz!!!

  • @Yotrek
    @Yotrek 3 роки тому +23

    5:43 Liz forgot Jack's negotiating techniques.
    Never negotiate with yourself.

  • @gccwang24
    @gccwang24 4 роки тому +59

    Should have added the one with Wayne Brady's character

    • @MrNeboff
      @MrNeboff 4 роки тому +8

      OMG that was bad bad. Didn't know i could hate any pf his characters lol

    • @andrewbegay1261
      @andrewbegay1261 4 роки тому +2

      Getting shot is a pretty bad date haha

    • @poptart6662012
      @poptart6662012 4 роки тому +6

      I enjoy vietnam re-enacting and taking pictures of interesting doors. I've actually used that on a date.

  • @p_roduct9211
    @p_roduct9211 3 роки тому +15

    5:17 "Well, you gotta be careful. They try to upsell you to real crab." Why are these 2 sentences so funny and underrated.

  • @uatu3021
    @uatu3021 4 роки тому +68

    I don't care how personally insulted you feel, you DO NOT promise an amazing new doughnut experience and then just walk away without securing the doughnut.

    • @june2420111
      @june2420111 Рік тому

      Hahahahaha you got your priorities right

  • @trs4437
    @trs4437 3 роки тому +19

    Shorts Accident and Puked-in-Thermos make a good team.

  • @shoorveersingh
    @shoorveersingh 4 роки тому +111

    Peter Dinklage's Hindi accent is actually not all that bad.

  • @erica1064
    @erica1064 4 роки тому +22

    You say that word...too much.

  • @rellimnahtan
    @rellimnahtan 2 роки тому +17

    How are you going to do a disastrous dates compilation and not include the one where she went to the hospital to see Jon Hamm's mom die, only to have to tell him he's adopted? BIG swing and a miss.

    • @jennyw5976
      @jennyw5976 Рік тому

      Came here to ask this same question. And how could they leave out the door flying open while she was pooping?

  • @hannahamoah9034
    @hannahamoah9034 4 роки тому +13

    Jack: Enjoy the choices that you made...
    Me: (💀)

  • @ericperry2894
    @ericperry2894 4 роки тому +16

    "They try to upsell you real crab"

  • @ronbzoom8531
    @ronbzoom8531 3 роки тому +24

    Disastrous? No broken bones. No one deported. No charges pressed. Off hand, I'd say Liz is doing well.

  • @solongfairwellkim
    @solongfairwellkim 4 роки тому +26

    0:40 "god"

  • @mariedaparellio5686
    @mariedaparellio5686 4 роки тому +17

    How could she turn down ADA Cabot?!

  • @Will.is.Sol21
    @Will.is.Sol21 3 роки тому +5

    2:47 did anyone else notice he’s drinking a Roy Rogers(Cola+Grenadine/Cherries) so not just the childishness of the “Chicken Nuggets.”

  • @susioeandno1else
    @susioeandno1else 4 роки тому +36

    Peter Hermann is so handsome

  • @scentasia
    @scentasia 4 роки тому +22

    The vulture!

    • @cl759
      @cl759 4 роки тому

      Yes, l expected his eyes to go red

    • @ZoeyKirituOfficial
      @ZoeyKirituOfficial 3 роки тому

      He's the worst 😂😂

  • @coleparker11
    @coleparker11 3 роки тому +5

    Does he know your the beeper king?

  • @pedrocorrea6870
    @pedrocorrea6870 2 роки тому +4

    "What else dont you do". Let me just take a moment to enjoy that amount of game. Bravo to whoever wrote this.

  • @seamslatasha3598
    @seamslatasha3598 4 роки тому +10

    Mmmmmmm Bread back. :)

  • @ErikCartman
    @ErikCartman 3 роки тому +4

    altouhg funny(if) liz has always been a karen

  • @jedics1
    @jedics1 3 роки тому +27

    I used to think 30 rock was a great show, then I watched this and realised I had missed a few scenes in this video, now I think it is the greatest show ever :)

  • @MrDfix1988
    @MrDfix1988 4 роки тому +7

    Still a better love life than mine

  • @The4DKatt
    @The4DKatt Рік тому +2

    I MISCOUNTED THE MEN LIZ!

  • @angeleyeszarai
    @angeleyeszarai 4 роки тому +8

    The first guy is kinda cute wow

  • @patiotaiza
    @patiotaiza 3 роки тому +5

    I MISCOUNTED THE MEN

  • @1Popooo
    @1Popooo 3 роки тому +4

    No rat talk tonight :)

  • @loganyenser9615
    @loganyenser9615 4 роки тому +4

    What about her first date with Dr.Drew? How is that not on here?

  • @Reliquancy
    @Reliquancy 3 роки тому +4

    Are there really 17 rats per person in New York?? good lord

    • @Sunshine-zm1fx
      @Sunshine-zm1fx 3 роки тому +1

      That number is probably much higher in reality.

  • @fineblanket
    @fineblanket 4 роки тому +4

    the lap sitting thing was below the belt

  • @candicemirisha912
    @candicemirisha912 4 роки тому +5

    Shorts accident 😝

  • @ttaylor3rd
    @ttaylor3rd 3 роки тому +2

    Kid's mom looks like Liz. Now that's comedy!

  • @shandrewsampson6539
    @shandrewsampson6539 Рік тому +1

    sitting on laps IS weird!!!

  • @trevisonclark7135
    @trevisonclark7135 3 роки тому +2

    Why is she dating Tony Blair?

  • @apolthinkmachine9418
    @apolthinkmachine9418 4 роки тому +2

    Wholesome reality of “this ain’t no happily after, check please, while I walk away”

  • @patton303
    @patton303 2 роки тому +1

    1:55: Dennis also sells insurance on TV and gets maimed quite frequently.

  • @SOooOSooO1
    @SOooOSooO1 4 роки тому +6

    11:33😂😂😂

  • @relaxationstation7634
    @relaxationstation7634 3 роки тому +5

    my godddd Michael Sheen looks beautiful

    • @Sunshine-zm1fx
      @Sunshine-zm1fx 3 роки тому

      Michael Sheen is always beautiful. Always.

  • @radsk8rbigollies594
    @radsk8rbigollies594 3 роки тому +2

    Greatest show. Simply one of the best

  • @alittlepieceofearth
    @alittlepieceofearth 3 роки тому +9

    I know I'm going to get crushed for this, but I am so with Liz on the flip flops.

  • @purplecrayon7281
    @purplecrayon7281 3 роки тому +1

    What does "shorts accident"mean? Nevermind, I'll figure it out

  • @michaelg486
    @michaelg486 3 роки тому +2

    10:31 is legendary

  • @SHIVAAAA100
    @SHIVAAAA100 3 роки тому +2

    “Dolly Harling”

  • @JingLiSH
    @JingLiSH 4 роки тому +6

    6:39 that girl's so cute and incredibly smart. who's the actress? some daughter of a writer/producer?

  • @Falconer22
    @Falconer22 Рік тому +1

    Steve had me until the no physical contact. Until then...I was easily his.

  • @RaulieGonzo97
    @RaulieGonzo97 4 роки тому +11

    Her and Wesley were perfect for each other

  • @dani.892
    @dani.892 4 роки тому +2

    oh snap

  • @we1hu1
    @we1hu1 3 роки тому +6

    My my, how I miss 30 Rock!

  • @msdixieblues
    @msdixieblues 11 місяців тому

    Peter Dinklage has such a sexy voice

  • @calliejohnston9489
    @calliejohnston9489 4 роки тому +1

    Daaaang, Gretchen....

  • @Toto-95
    @Toto-95 Рік тому

    Third cousin is more than ok ! Second cousin is borderline alright.
    First degree cousin is a bit much...

  • @hwoonDeurim
    @hwoonDeurim 2 місяці тому

    miserable....
    :)

  • @raxxtango
    @raxxtango 3 роки тому

    Looked Great in the Rolling Stone Article ..Black stockings and garters. woah.

  • @jbeta4948
    @jbeta4948 3 роки тому +3

    *...I thought we were doing sexual espionage"

  • @kathish1549
    @kathish1549 3 роки тому +1

    YOU came out wrong

    • @jonhamm6045
      @jonhamm6045 3 роки тому

      Thank you very much for being a big fan. I took my time to look at my fans and followers on social media and I noticed you’re a big fan of mine. I have taken my time to appreciate some of my fans with my private email harrystyles3498s@gmail.com@gmail.com and you are one lucky one.. Thank you, much lovesThank you very much for being a big fan. I took my time to look at my fans and followers on social media and I noticed you’re a big fan of mine. I have taken my time to appreciate some of my fans with my private email harrystyles3498s@gmail.com@gmail.com and you are one lucky one.. Thank you, much loves

  • @StandAsYouAre
    @StandAsYouAre 3 роки тому +3

    LOL!! I’m just learning the term ‘Bread Back’ and I am cracking up!

  • @wulf8121
    @wulf8121 4 роки тому +4

    Oh Liz. ❤️. We’ve all been there.

  • @urbanfairy2108
    @urbanfairy2108 Рік тому

    ah watching this makes my dating life look like a nice stroll through the park

  • @Jazmusique
    @Jazmusique 4 роки тому +4

    Liz Lemon is my spirit animal

  • @danielenyel3542
    @danielenyel3542 4 роки тому +1

    " my boy"

  • @georgel3657
    @georgel3657 3 роки тому

    I bet Anastasia is from Kentucky with a fake accent too

  • @Germatti13489
    @Germatti13489 4 роки тому +7

    1:56 Dean Winter, the "Mayhem" guy from the Allstate commercial

  • @jaydiarae
    @jaydiarae 4 роки тому +1

    I do.

  • @zzzcocopepe
    @zzzcocopepe 4 роки тому +8

    I do hate Dennis but alec's snooty attitude was too real, I can't really like him for that

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 3 роки тому

    Unless I say it...
    Dont believe what they say....

  • @andresfernandes5906
    @andresfernandes5906 4 роки тому +4

    All better than any date I ever had.

  • @voiceguy3635
    @voiceguy3635 3 роки тому +3

    Waaay too good.Nothing like that around these days.

  • @ilikeditbetterbefore
    @ilikeditbetterbefore 3 роки тому

    peter hermann mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @CR092888
    @CR092888 3 роки тому

    Who is the actress at 7:13 ? It's bugging me that I can't place it...

    • @Sunshine-zm1fx
      @Sunshine-zm1fx 3 роки тому +1

      Her name is Stephanie March, and she was on Law & Order, among other things.

  • @polloloci21
    @polloloci21 Рік тому

    Love me some Lemon 🤤

  • @Icanfigureitoutintime
    @Icanfigureitoutintime 4 роки тому +3

    I'd marry that woman

  • @cl759
    @cl759 4 роки тому

    Sheen

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 3 роки тому

    Ok....

  • @jastaykotuce2249
    @jastaykotuce2249 3 роки тому +2

    8:09 it would've been funny if the mother had noticed that they looked alike too

  • @kareninalabama
    @kareninalabama 3 роки тому +4

    "What woman would want all that?"
    "Um..."

  • @rkc906
    @rkc906 3 роки тому +1

    Ooooh im starting to think of Liz Lemon is the villain!! Damn these compilations! LIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZA

  • @gargamellenoir8460
    @gargamellenoir8460 4 роки тому +11

    Wow that is a terribly made video, they cut before it actually goes wrong several times.

    • @deadbeatfetus
      @deadbeatfetus 4 роки тому +5

      If you're going to comment, at least watch the whole thing before you do.

    • @gargamellenoir8460
      @gargamellenoir8460 4 роки тому +1

      @@deadbeatfetus Obviously I did

  • @tripslft
    @tripslft 4 роки тому +1

    Liz is yummy