An HFY Story : Humans and Dakka | RE014 | ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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  • @dalemorgan8263
    @dalemorgan8263 5 місяців тому +97

    "Enough firepower"
    I understand those words individually but not in that order.

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen 5 місяців тому +19

      Try adding one more word
      "NEVER enough firepower" that sentence makes more sense.

    • @TheJMPD
      @TheJMPD 5 місяців тому +10

      Human: what is this "overkill" you speak of?

    • @techristopher8077
      @techristopher8077 5 місяців тому +2

      ROTF LMBO

    • @eddiethepothos2648
      @eddiethepothos2648 5 місяців тому +3

      I'm Canadian we are big contributors to the Geneva checklist and are just waiting for more wars to add to it...... I mean sorry what about firepower we don't need that

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 5 місяців тому

      @@TheJMPD Overkill is understanding that their armor will get better and preparing for that.

  • @bigjay875
    @bigjay875 5 місяців тому +10

    MORE DAKKA!

  • @HeliumNitrogenTantalumIodine
    @HeliumNitrogenTantalumIodine 5 місяців тому +35

    This is the stuff we show the public for moral. The stuff we don't show is where the fun begins.

  • @nobodyimportant2470
    @nobodyimportant2470 5 місяців тому +28

    There is no such thing as overkill. There is sufficient and "crap I need to reload". Since reloading leaves you vulnerable you make sure what you are doing is sufficient.

  • @ryanstewart2289
    @ryanstewart2289 5 місяців тому +25

    The engineer making a lightsaber on a bet is very real.

    • @sysbofh
      @sysbofh 5 місяців тому +3

      I was listening, agreeing with everything he said, and thinking: "I don't care! I want one! NOW!"

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 5 місяців тому

      Only a truly functional piece of kit is needed. A toy created on a bet is hardly worth mentioning.

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 5 місяців тому +35

    And then Mr. Anderson showed him the A-10....and the presenter fainted.

    • @sysbofh
      @sysbofh 5 місяців тому +8

      That thing is weird. A venerable monster on the field, and a huge commercial failure. It was too good for its own good: too efficient to use, too cheap to operate, too resilient to make a buck on maintenance. We need more commercial failures like this one.

    • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
      @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 5 місяців тому +7

      Presenter goes BRRRRT

  • @knighttemplaroftentacult7123
    @knighttemplaroftentacult7123 5 місяців тому +22

    There's never enough dakka.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 5 місяців тому +1

      Just never enough target rich environments

  • @TheLastRhapsody
    @TheLastRhapsody 5 місяців тому +60

    The presenter spending those ten minutes chatting with anderson and taking notes on everything he says to take to R and D later.

    • @mikecoatsworth6048
      @mikecoatsworth6048 5 місяців тому +3

    • @sysbofh
      @sysbofh 5 місяців тому +6

      "Sir? SIR? I have first hand intelligence on 10k years of war development: we will corner the market!"

  • @jaskim5723
    @jaskim5723 5 місяців тому +9

    You know things are serious when they bring up the Davey Crockett

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 5 місяців тому

      Or the MOAB.

    • @homoerectus6953
      @homoerectus6953 5 місяців тому

      oh you mean the king of the wild frontier.............

    • @thomasschulz2167
      @thomasschulz2167 23 дні тому

      Na, Davey Crockett was a problematic piece of tech, especially since the recoilless rifle that would punt the thing wouldn't even put if far enough away for the idiots who fired it to get away. The Chicken Powered Nuclear Landmines on the other hand.

  • @johnfairhurstReviews
    @johnfairhurstReviews 5 місяців тому +14

    This shouldn't have been so funny as it was, but your reading of this had me in fits (in a good way 🙂) - and props to the author as well!

  • @ArronRatliff
    @ArronRatliff 5 місяців тому +10

    Space Warthog? Yes Please! For the algorithm and Beard with energy!

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 5 місяців тому +1

      Will I get a bulk discount for ordering several air wings of them?

  • @MrSiren52
    @MrSiren52 5 місяців тому +12

    Maxim 37: There is no such thing as overkill, just "open fire" and "I need to reload".

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 5 місяців тому

      "cover me while I reload"

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 5 місяців тому

      Don’t forget “universe deletion complete”

  • @artyd42
    @artyd42 5 місяців тому +12

    MOAR DAKKA!!!

  • @carldooley9344
    @carldooley9344 5 місяців тому +4

    Reminds me of the aliens in Galaxyquest... How much of a TREASURE they'd be to any evil overlord. Imagine tech, and those squids create it.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 5 місяців тому +6

    Will you PLEASE stop messing with my sales pitch Mr. Anderson?

  • @deussalt4479
    @deussalt4479 5 місяців тому +1

    A-10 in space? Yes please!
    For the Agro-rythm!

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 5 місяців тому

      Even better if it’s an A-10 with a ftl drive

  • @AFriend21
    @AFriend21 5 місяців тому +56

    Human: Is that fucking lightsaber
    who bright stupid idea was
    Zeno: it was you guys

    • @nigelnightmare4160
      @nigelnightmare4160 5 місяців тому +11

      Fairy nuf.

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 5 місяців тому +9

      But done as a bet to get someone to do something stupid for laughs.

    • @taetannim3581
      @taetannim3581 5 місяців тому

      Human: OFC it was!

    • @tarrantwolf
      @tarrantwolf 5 місяців тому +3

      And could, in theory, be useful. Just depends on how effect the ranged weapons are against the modern defense tech. If you have armor to tough for most ranged to get through but a sword can, it might actually be more feasible than ranged weapons.

    • @Ryvaken
      @Ryvaken 5 місяців тому +3

      "There's no safety"
      I know at least two designs for safeties on a saber, one more practical than the other, and there are plenty more possibilities in the engineering.
      "No guard"
      And no forces that would make a guard necessary.
      "Nothing to stop you from lopping off your own limb."
      Bombs have nothing to stop them from exploding when you're in the blast radius. Guns have nothing to stop them from shooting with a friendly target down range. Every weapon demands respect from its wielder.
      "No force means good luck moving it fast enough to stop a bolt."
      Fair.
      "Plus there's the energy, heat, storage, handling."
      If you built it correct to spec, recharging them is about as tricky as charging a cell phone. Heat is a lot harder to handle in a universe governed by physics. Storage and handling is utterly trivial: removing the focusing gem is as easy as clearing the chamber of a firearm, and the weapon is rendered just as harmless.
      I've heard this argument since the nineties. It's pretty stupid. There are plenty of other arguments that are valid.

  • @sysbofh
    @sysbofh 5 місяців тому +6

    A sabot at MACH 5? I don't know if I cower in fear or cream myself. This is just beautiful.

    • @michaelagin7076
      @michaelagin7076 5 місяців тому +3

      They are, look up Abraham main gun rounds

    • @sysbofh
      @sysbofh 5 місяців тому +2

      @@michaelagin7076 You know that id didn´t help my problem, don't You?
      I still can't make up my mind.

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 5 місяців тому +2

      Fear of a weapon's capabilities is just proper respect, and desire.

    • @russellgilson3536
      @russellgilson3536 4 місяці тому

      Mach 5 is slow need mach 12.

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 5 місяців тому +2

    Terminology help:
    "Dakka" is a term from Warhammer 40k orks. And while I don't know how to write pronunciation, "Dak-ka" is definitely wrong.
    "CAS" stands for "Close Air Support". And you would either use the full term or just say "Cas" I think. It isn't like RPG, where you usually speak each letter.

  • @TheMadHatter626
    @TheMadHatter626 5 місяців тому +1

    Mr Anderson: "Truthfully I'm only here as a matter of formality. The specs for all your military equipment, to including top secret has been uploaded to a game called War Thunder years ago. If you'd like I can arrange a tour of one of our museums for you and your r&d team for inspiration on future projects."

  • @tarrantwolf
    @tarrantwolf 5 місяців тому +4

    A "modern" Davy Crochett, shoulder fired antimatter munitions?

  • @EricTheKei
    @EricTheKei 5 місяців тому +4

    "Shut up, Wes- er, Anderson!"

  • @blehbleh8552
    @blehbleh8552 5 місяців тому

    "It's just lazy writing" great dig at the author's laziness in how indepth they wanted to go, and a wonderful in story explanation afterwards

  • @eyllyssaunders5345
    @eyllyssaunders5345 5 місяців тому +2

    I agree there is never r enough dakka

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke 5 місяців тому +2

    the military never shows the good stuff. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful UA-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @stevedavis5704
    @stevedavis5704 2 дні тому

    Like the shirt says “It’s not a war crime the first time.”

  • @Ryvaken
    @Ryvaken 5 місяців тому +5

    "What use is a tear gas grenade against terrorists?"
    Deus Ex flashbacks intensify.
    The kind of use where they may have hostages? The kind of use where they may have valuable intel? The kind of use when you're dealing with child soldiers and you want your troops to hold onto enough humanity so they don't end up shooting themselves?

  • @shawnlowery6246
    @shawnlowery6246 5 місяців тому

    Great presenter. Great stories. Love this channel.

  • @nigelsmith7366
    @nigelsmith7366 5 місяців тому +7

    For the Squirrel Army🤣🤣

  • @carlfranz6805
    @carlfranz6805 5 місяців тому +1

    It sure is nice having our Squirrel back. Sigh.

  • @russellgilson3536
    @russellgilson3536 5 місяців тому +6

    When are we launching the yamamato? More dakka.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 5 місяців тому +1

      Right after we launch the SDF1. We have the Reflex canon tested and ready to eliminate anything in orbit that gets too close.

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 5 місяців тому +1

      The Bismark lives.

    • @legionx4046
      @legionx4046 5 місяців тому

      Iowas first

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 5 місяців тому

    Thank you for the reading

  • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
    @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 5 місяців тому

    I just listend to your first read a few days ago ( I just found your channel a few weeks ago and have lots of catching up to do )
    It sounds a lot better now, though I preferred the Hugo Weaving pronounciation of Anderson :)

  • @mcjitsu
    @mcjitsu 5 місяців тому

    dakkadakkadakka.....the sound of machine guns.

  • @MarrockV
    @MarrockV 14 днів тому

    "It's never a war crime the first time." --The Fat Electrician
    Meanwhile I'm over here trying to work out the vagaries of making a functioning railway rifle.

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 5 місяців тому

    Always loved this one 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tno895
    @tno895 5 місяців тому +2

    *Part 2*
    So, I've seen a few videos of human weapons being recommissioned... I need to talk to the boys in R&D yesterday... Tour's over go away please

    • @alexbrown1930
      @alexbrown1930 5 місяців тому

      Yup...Willing to bet they got the BUFF (B-52) recommissioned, as well...if they were ever decommissioned in the first place. The Buff is forever.

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar 5 місяців тому +1

    We no longer use those, it cost to much to transport them from star system to star system. That render them obsolete.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 5 місяців тому +1

      *proceeds to hide the one’s being shipped out for some war*

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 3 місяці тому

    enjoyed the story and narration
    hope they do another at a human weapon trade show

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 5 місяців тому +1

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    I get where they're going with this, but first of all, Misterrrrr Anderson, a cashless society leads to disaster; and second of all, people will still use lightsabers for personal duels. Those points aside, good story.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 5 місяців тому

      And for culling the dumb ones…usually by giving said dumb people their own lightsabers and letting them go at it

  • @chronus4421
    @chronus4421 5 місяців тому

    Thanks!

  • @ronpope1373
    @ronpope1373 5 місяців тому

    Good one.

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon 5 місяців тому

    Great story; Excellent narration!

  • @chucknash3175
    @chucknash3175 5 місяців тому +1

    While he's doing redos does anyone remember the one about the abducted human being bounced from space port to space port until he fights off an invasion?

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 5 місяців тому

      Yes pretty sure it was recommended to me again just a few days ago….and of course I watched it again 😂

    • @chucknash3175
      @chucknash3175 5 місяців тому

      @@Allantitan Do you remember the title?

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 5 місяців тому +1

      Sadly no

    • @chucknash3175
      @chucknash3175 5 місяців тому

      @@Allantitan oh well. I liked that one

  • @SuperBommer1
    @SuperBommer1 5 місяців тому

    A10 goes BRRRRRRRRTTTT

  • @chrstfer2452
    @chrstfer2452 5 місяців тому

    "Duh ka"

  • @anycombo
    @anycombo 3 місяці тому

    Great story but if I may.
    Dakka is pronounced like Wacka. Think machine gun attacka - Dakka, Dakka, Dakka, Dakka, Dakka, Dakka 😁

  • @t.p.3456
    @t.p.3456 5 місяців тому

    For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

  • @leightondoswell453
    @leightondoswell453 5 місяців тому

    Nice guitar rift in the back just a touch to loud tho at the beginning.

  • @Dragoon_Duma
    @Dragoon_Duma 5 місяців тому

    Yay! Argo!

  • @seanbolster7603
    @seanbolster7603 5 місяців тому +1

    For da nest!

  • @OGSontar
    @OGSontar 5 місяців тому

    Heh, Anderson's not wrong.

  • @jamesha175
    @jamesha175 5 місяців тому

    both the left wing and the right wing are just both wings of the same corrupt patriotic eagle.
    frankly, I am tired of that patriotic eagle, and I am looking forward to a new Pheonix.

  • @TheRealInscrutable
    @TheRealInscrutable 5 місяців тому

    200K

  • @ZobbleStone
    @ZobbleStone 5 місяців тому

    It's pronnounced Dakka, not D'kka. Never enough of it though...

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 5 місяців тому

    5th, 16 May 2024

  • @oldbutnotdead1
    @oldbutnotdead1 5 місяців тому

    Heh, he's probably hoping to pick up some new ideas from Anderson's "videos". Little does he realize that the only thing other than war to speed up human R&D is an arms race.

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 5 місяців тому +1

    I'm confused. What is this "overkill" that the presenter seems to be talking about? There is NO such thing as overkill. There is only prepared or defeat.

  • @vonkug
    @vonkug 5 місяців тому

    My brother in Christ, it's pronounced not dah kah, but dahkah, dakka. The same cadence as "taco" as it is not tah koh.

  • @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
    @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 5 місяців тому

    Jgg

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 5 місяців тому +1

    Be careful with the background music.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, the copyright monsters are not to be trifled with.

  • @d3c0y39
    @d3c0y39 5 місяців тому

    between the hover tank and the dakka, this was written by a planetman missing the war wasn't it?