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  • @zooky_42069
    @zooky_42069 Рік тому +820

    Also one of the founders of the dev company is Bo Anderson. The guy who had to leave overkill because of inside trading

    • @annadelsiena
      @annadelsiena Рік тому +104

      no goddamn way lol 🤣
      Every project that man is attached to (without Ulf to balance him out) seems to be doomed for failure.
      I wouldn't let that man near a pair of plastic scissors but I guess 505 was desperate to get Payday money flowing again😂

    • @SirGriefALot
      @SirGriefALot Рік тому +31

      Hmmmmm, What if they raised 20 mil from hyping the idea to investors that know nothing about video games. Rush something mediocre out for 5 mil and pocket the rest. 🤔

    • @Chronomaton
      @Chronomaton Рік тому +12

      I'm surprised he managed to do that while presumably still being manhunted by Swedish authorities.

    • @1r0zz
      @1r0zz Рік тому +10

      @@SirGriefALot
      Like the German film aid that was used for “movies” that were more used for embezzlement (I think that’s the word)

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Рік тому +22

      holy shit, that actually explains a LOT about crime boss.
      BO ANDERSON IS THE CRIME BOSS!

  • @GamerGuysReviews
    @GamerGuysReviews Рік тому +444

    This feels like an April Fool's joke that escaped a mid-2000's gaming magazine and found its way to 2023.

    • @NiiRubra
      @NiiRubra Рік тому +32

      It feels like this game crossed over into our universe mandela-effect style from an alternate reality where people were looking forward to this. Maybe it's their GTA or something. Either way, we have it now, sorry you weirdos from the other dimension.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Рік тому +10

      @@NiiRubra and the GTA in the alternate universe is the crime boss: rockay city for them.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 Рік тому +1

      Yep

  • @soiboi4497
    @soiboi4497 Рік тому +668

    This is a game that feels like it was supposed to come out in 2004 but they just forgot

    • @fightthepowerman
      @fightthepowerman Рік тому +13

      Ye i know the feeling. Nearly 20 years in this closet. Nah jk I'm actually well adjusted. Nah got you again, I'm positively neurotic. Supposedly I go around posting lame jokes as an excuse to randomly talk about my own problems. Then try to lampshade the whole thing by going meta with it. I don't see it personally.

    • @AdminAbuse
      @AdminAbuse Рік тому

      @@fightthepowerman autism level through the roof

    • @noon1267
      @noon1267 Рік тому +27

      @@fightthepowermanyour not funny

    • @fightthepowerman
      @fightthepowerman Рік тому +2

      @@noon1267 Wow what a witty rejoinder. You've really put myself in my place there. Well done you, stranger whose opinion i couldn't care less about.

    • @satsu3098
      @satsu3098 Рік тому +15

      @@fightthepowerman please stop

  • @Yuoaman
    @Yuoaman Рік тому +259

    The idea of a game where you try to take over a city through XCOM style randomized missions with a focus on action sounds like a great idea, no idea why they thought they needed to tie it to a story, let alone one with a star-studded cast.

    • @mattpace1026
      @mattpace1026 Рік тому +33

      Because they knew that if they didn't get big names, no one would give a rat's ass about their game.

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 Рік тому +2

      this is pretty much what syndicate was, though it was an rts not an fps

    • @youngknight5589
      @youngknight5589 Рік тому +6

      So like Empire of Sin cause thats what that was you were taking over city territory using Xcom combat

  • @CarletonTorpin
    @CarletonTorpin Рік тому +434

    I think the de-aging is what encouraged the actors to sign on.

    • @patrickangelobalasa
      @patrickangelobalasa Рік тому +24

      Yeah it's impressive for a game that's basically jank central in every other way.

    • @CarletonTorpin
      @CarletonTorpin Рік тому +30

      @@patrickangelobalasa “Crime Boss 2: Jank Central City”

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 Рік тому +11

      So that's why Connery voiced Bond at 75 years old lol

    • @Dragonfury3000
      @Dragonfury3000 Рік тому

      ​@@WH250398same thing with Marlon Brando with the godfather game

  • @wolfiesjustfine6499
    @wolfiesjustfine6499 Рік тому +278

    Why does Chuck Norris sound like Billy Madison trying to read?

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth Рік тому +32

      He's 83 years old, is why.

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 Рік тому +19

      His really old and also probably had a stroke in recent years, haven't seen him in anything in ages

    • @Godfather9814
      @Godfather9814 Рік тому +13

      Yeah they honestly shouldn’t have casted him, granted the game is kinda based around the 80s-90s movies but he’s too old which could’ve been why he didn’t really put much effort into the role

    • @1r0zz
      @1r0zz Рік тому +5

      @@Godfather9814
      I think most of the characters sound too old

    • @lovescarguitar
      @lovescarguitar Рік тому +15

      This seriously sounds like an AI and not actually chuck. Similar to the Obi Wan Kenobi series using an AI for James Earl Jones' voice. Although, their AI was much more advanced than this one.

  • @beincheekym8
    @beincheekym8 Рік тому +254

    truly feels like a fever dream. what on earth. as you so nicely put, it leaves us wondering what was even the motivation behind such a project, who even came up with this? anyway, amazing video as always. your script is always so nicely weaved and thoughtful.

    • @Benchillingmai
      @Benchillingmai Рік тому

      Games ass

    • @ninochaosdrache3189
      @ninochaosdrache3189 Рік тому +6

      I can see the motivation behind it, since Payday is unique and without any competition so far.
      I just don't get why they decided to go for a roguelike game.

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth Рік тому +8

      Everything about this game that gives off that "money laundering scheme" vibe, also applies to Payday, and the direct connections to them here don't surprise me. The Payday devs are all extremely sketchy, dodgy people.

    • @1r0zz
      @1r0zz Рік тому +1

      @@Hugsloth
      Like gearbox?

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Рік тому

      Tax evasion

  • @Wyattporter
    @Wyattporter Рік тому +450

    Chuck Norris’s line read was fucking hilarious. You couldn’t have summed it up better.

    • @jic1
      @jic1 Рік тому +14

      I wouldn't be surprised if all his lines really were done on text-to-speech, and they just paid him for the rights to his voice and likeness. Just like the Mark Hamill scenes in _The Book of Boba Fett,_ but with a much lower budget.

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Рік тому +3

      I feel like they really wasted their money on him and had to carry on

    • @StrifeSoul990
      @StrifeSoul990 Рік тому +6

      Bro was reading like he couldn't read

    • @svenbtb
      @svenbtb Рік тому +3

      That's honestly my theory too yeah, it just sounds SO unnatural it has to be an AI @@jic1

    • @FREETHEWORLD999
      @FREETHEWORLD999 Рік тому +4

      Reminds me of what EA did with godfather having the Don on his deathbed basically as a voice actor

  • @GameRevo
    @GameRevo Рік тому +144

    You always do an excellent job showing off a game's good ideas, without shying away from properly criticising it. It makes a great balance, particularly for games like this.
    What really, really bugs me is that Crime Boss had a budget. The game pops out visually, particularly in cutscenes. Grabbing loot triggers an 'equip bag' animation, and I don't think I've ever seen that detail in a game before. The UI is slick, and the mission planning menus have a real sense of style to them.
    I've had the unfortunate experience of playing RAID: WWII recently, which is like a warped mirror image of Crime Boss - even with a clunky name of its own! Starbreeze's financial struggles left that game without time or money to deliver any of its ideas, so it's forgotten as just another PAYDAY clone (and a pretty shoddy one). That game wasn't afforded the kind of style and budget that Crime Boss was, which just makes me all the more disappointed that it was squandered here.
    Fun fact - PAYDAY 2 has a roguelike mode! I wonder whether the Crime Boss devs even knew about this...

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Рік тому +5

      are you referring to the crime spree?

    • @GameRevo
      @GameRevo Рік тому +5

      @@manboy4720 Yeah, though I guess it's more of a roguelite-lite-lite. Very lite.

    • @Nandru85
      @Nandru85 Рік тому +2

      @@GameRevo lite lite as in baby's first roguelite?

    • @migueeeelet
      @migueeeelet 7 днів тому +1

      You can tell that the devs enjoyed working on the game. I personally wouldn't mind seeing a sequel that is actually good, because the idea of "PAYDAY with bot progression" hits me just right

  • @Jco176
    @Jco176 Рік тому +69

    If there's one thing we can thank Rockay City for, it's reminding us all how there's no super janky high-concept games anymore

  • @Agamemnon2
    @Agamemnon2 Рік тому +70

    I am convinced they didn't actually get Chuck Norris into a recording booth, but paid for the right to label some AI generated WAV files with his name.

    • @BackPalSA
      @BackPalSA Рік тому +13

      The devs confirmed it was a short recording session in Norris' home due to his declining health.

  • @Clay3613
    @Clay3613 Рік тому +304

    The facial animations and character models are really good for such a low-tier game.

    • @jvc85
      @jvc85 Рік тому +66

      The graphics in general is rather nice imo.

    • @XenobladeNerd
      @XenobladeNerd Рік тому +29

      i mean if it seems like the big draw was the celebs then they probably had to make sure they looked good

    • @mattalan6618
      @mattalan6618 Рік тому +1

      @@jvc85 thats the only good part of the game

    • @theblobconsumes4859
      @theblobconsumes4859 Рік тому +9

      The weapon animations and gunplay looks kind of satisfying as well. The bag system also seems better than PAYDAY 2's own.

    • @Deliveredmean42
      @Deliveredmean42 Рік тому +5

      A huge example of why Graphics shouldn't be your only priority.

  • @TheSuckoShow
    @TheSuckoShow Рік тому +95

    This feels like the 2023 version of one of those shitty 2006 movie tie in games minimme would review.

  • @zackeryparkerson
    @zackeryparkerson Рік тому +145

    I really can’t understand what the hell Chuck Norris is doing here. It honest to god doesn’t sound like a human being.

    • @devinmccanna645
      @devinmccanna645 Рік тому +43

      Earning a paycheck, that’s what he’s doing.

    • @Treyman-yi7ei
      @Treyman-yi7ei Рік тому +20

      Easy money I'm gonna guess. They surely just threw him in the booth an asked him to read lines. His agent told him it'll take a couple hours

    • @1r0zz
      @1r0zz Рік тому +20

      He’s 83, had two heart attacks and probably recognised the low effort/low value of the production… I mean, I wouldn’t put my A-Game if I see a shoddy production

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Рік тому +26

      @@1r0zz if he put in any more effort, he probably would've had a third heart attack. this is NOT a project worth having a heart attack over.

    • @1r0zz
      @1r0zz Рік тому +2

      @@manboy4720 yep

  • @haroldthaf
    @haroldthaf Рік тому +30

    "Tax Evady" is a genuine genre, not even a joke.

  • @Diptera_Larvae
    @Diptera_Larvae Рік тому +69

    Reminds me of Rogue Warrior, even down to the weird aggressive dialogue.

    • @Diptera_Larvae
      @Diptera_Larvae Рік тому +9

      I’ll buy you a copy if you haven’t already reviewed it!

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Рік тому

      'suck my balls, my big hairy balls, wrap your mouth around it" - rogue warrior after he violently murders a north korean soldier.
      such a way with words.

    • @eclaireN7
      @eclaireN7 Рік тому

      Oh man. I remember watching Inside Gaming play that ages ago. What a game lmao. Pretty much the only thing I remember clearly is "goddamn cockbreath commie motherfucker!". The rest just feels like a fever dream I had.

  • @killer1one1
    @killer1one1 Рік тому +124

    This is, unironically, the video game equivalent of all those Bruce Willis movies that went straight-to-DVD in the last 3-4 years. Just straight up money laundering and tax evasion by scummy producers, most likely. And the cast fits this motif perfectly lol.

    • @jic1
      @jic1 Рік тому +13

      Now you've got me wondering which of the cast are just trying to make as much money as possible before the major health issue they are keeping secret ends their career, which is really depressing.

    • @Juicewski2
      @Juicewski2 Рік тому +1

      It was more like last 13-14 years.

    • @aprofondir
      @aprofondir Рік тому

      ​@@Juicewski2he was fantastic in Moonrise Kingdom

    • @Juicewski2
      @Juicewski2 Рік тому

      @@aprofondir I just checked it and it seems intresting, got to see if i can find it from any of the streaming services. Also, it is weird that i have never heard of this movie before, it feels like it popped of from alternative dimension.

  • @HighwaterTrousers
    @HighwaterTrousers Рік тому +30

    I swear, this game's announcement at The Game Awards felt like it was one of those fake trailers they'd air at the very first or maybe second Game Awards. You know, so they could brag about having celebrities on board.
    Only for like Vanilla Ice to come out and say he can't wait to play it and Geoff rushing the stage to clarify it's not real.

  • @jac_238
    @jac_238 Рік тому +5

    3:04 Slight correction, Payday 1 was actually published by Sony Online Entertainment (now known as Daybreak Game Company)

  • @yerderlol9314
    @yerderlol9314 5 місяців тому +5

    Especially playing this a year later with all the love and updates put into it, makes the single player mode of this game feel like they reached into my brain and pulled out a game, I fucking love it.

    • @DetectiveStablerSVU
      @DetectiveStablerSVU 3 місяці тому

      I'm getting the sense that it feels like an actually fun campaign and staring at checkout screen right now lol

    • @migueeeelet
      @migueeeelet 7 днів тому

      Wait, they actually updated the game? With the whole "tax evasion" tag I imagined it was a one and done, but to be honest I'm not too surprised since it looked like the devs actually cared for what they were doing

  • @Sharpevil
    @Sharpevil Рік тому +65

    6:35 - Damn. A game where you recruit and upgrade troops, XCom style, to take on procedurally generated Payday 2 missions? That sounds fantastic. I'm actually pretty mad that this concept wasn't given proper love and attention now.

    • @mattpace1026
      @mattpace1026 Рік тому +15

      Procedural generation just means the same thing over and over again. It's just buzzwords meant to hide lazy design.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Рік тому +7

      @@mattpace1026 bingo. Sometimes it is tolerable, like in actual roguelikes, but it would get tedious fast in an fps

    • @mattpace1026
      @mattpace1026 Рік тому +2

      @@oz_jones It would get tedious fast in any mission-based game, unless there was a number of options that nobody would ever actually want to program.

    • @SummonerArthur
      @SummonerArthur Рік тому +2

      @@oz_jones nah, have you played gunfire reborn? That thing, with friends, is lit!

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 8 місяців тому +1

      @@mattpace1026 Procedural generation literally means procedurally generating situations and conditions and good roguelikes know how to do it.
      Procedural generation is not the definition of insanity making the exact same three missions infinitely because there is no actual generation, just "uhhhhh put this mission here, then put it over here later" laziness.
      The term does exist. This game probably isn't using it.

  • @nicholsliwilson
    @nicholsliwilson Рік тому +82

    Ah 505, where would we be without them? Seriously though you’re not the first person to suggest this could have been money laundering/tax write-off thing. I kind of want to try it out for myself now. 😄

  • @rayquetzalcoatl9672
    @rayquetzalcoatl9672 Рік тому +42

    The Norris voice in this game simply MUST be AI generated. It doesn't even sound like he's comprehending what he's saying lol
    minimme best channel 4ever

    • @kylerobison1425
      @kylerobison1425 Рік тому +5

      It’s a combination of age and lack of effort

  • @Ash0512
    @Ash0512 Рік тому +9

    I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO COVER THIS! I knew it’d be up your alley!

  • @grimsleeper5945
    @grimsleeper5945 Рік тому +4

    I love how the biggest discussion about this game is how it even got made, not about the gameplay or the story as would be the case with anything else.

  • @FCV0511
    @FCV0511 Рік тому +36

    I'm just thrilled with the fact that this game was made at all. Off-the-wall and unique in a landscape of otherwise samey-AAA releases. It didn't quite pan out as well as it could have, but it's interesting nevertheless. Thanks for the video!

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond Рік тому +32

    Finally. Vanilla Ice's big comeback.

    • @NiiRubra
      @NiiRubra Рік тому +2

      I'm amused by the fact that he seems to have dropped his shtick where he was going all *HARDCORE* and dark and metal, now he is a rapper again.

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage Рік тому +3

      ​@@NiiRubra I thought he was flipping houses?

    • @JomasterTheSecond
      @JomasterTheSecond Рік тому +2

      @@Calvin_Coolage Last time I heard of him he was sponsoring a line of lighting fixtures.

    • @hysterichoney
      @hysterichoney Рік тому +3

      ​@@NiiRubra that nu-metal era he had was long gone since before the 2010s iirc; big vanilla ice fan here, bought the game because of him and refunded because it didn't work on my computer lmao

    • @NiiRubra
      @NiiRubra Рік тому +1

      @@hysterichoney I'm glad. The nu-metal thing he was doing was kind of weird. It's like he went through an identity crisis or an edgy phase or something.

  • @5persondude
    @5persondude Рік тому +17

    If you want to kill a game before it’s even revealed, hire some Hollywood celebrities

  • @KevinCow
    @KevinCow Рік тому +4

    "I'm rapping, sheriff!" is the most insane line read I've ever heard.

  • @guyofminimalimportance7
    @guyofminimalimportance7 Рік тому +7

    The Rogue-Like aspect of the campaign feels like something you would only have as a unique difficulty setting, not as the only way to play a campaign with scripted missions. That being said the idea of a non-negotiable rouge-lite campaign has been done before, in Shadow of War's Desolation of Mordor DLC, which did also have more scripted story missions; but a key difference was that each new run would just skip over the missions you've already completed, so that as you get back to where you were you only have to deal with the army-building/character upgrading mechanics which actually lent themselves to the Rogue-like formula.

  • @8Paul7
    @8Paul7 Рік тому +16

    How this was made? During covid mostly working from home by small czech studio (InGame) headed by a guy who was a lead on Vietcong and later worked on Mafia 2 and 3, with all of the writing, voice acting and cutscene direction created outside this studio, in US. The lead actually talked on multiple occasions about how the traditional linearity of FPS games bores him so he wanted to create something with some unpredictability and high stakes, hence the permadeath.

  • @mpuone
    @mpuone Рік тому +10

    It's like they had the rights to the likeness of Chuck Norris, but not his voice, or something happened to his audio recordings

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 Рік тому

      I’m hedging my bets it’s AI audio tbh, Disney already got caught doing that with James Earl Jones in Obi-Wan, not to mention Luke but at least Mark Hamill was on set for that one.

    • @miragebangbravern
      @miragebangbravern Рік тому

      He was in bad health, the devs apparently claimed so

  • @LewdSCP1471A
    @LewdSCP1471A 7 місяців тому +7

    After a year of updates, the game is finally pretty alright.

  • @Many_Sparrows
    @Many_Sparrows Рік тому +7

    Wait what! This is a recent game, my brain doesn’t want to accept that as the truth!

  • @SquirtleTime
    @SquirtleTime Рік тому +3

    Getting flashbanged at the end is a good representation of how this game feels at all times

  • @SquareNevada1
    @SquareNevada1 Рік тому +4

    I like how you've been talking about more recent, if not looked over games, as of lately!

  • @YourPalKindred
    @YourPalKindred Рік тому +39

    What I enjoy the most about this game is that it tried something new. It's unique in both good and bad ways, and I have to commend the devs and publisher for even taking that risk in a marketplace where the most generic games sell the best.

    • @mattpace1026
      @mattpace1026 Рік тому +8

      That last part is not true. Most gamers like games that are easy to understand. If you think that equals generic, I don't want to know what to tell you.

  • @Knighttt662
    @Knighttt662 10 місяців тому +4

    I will always remember Madsen for Daud in Dishonored

    • @chris_player2995
      @chris_player2995 6 місяців тому

      i'll remember him for Toni Cipriani in gta 3 , Mr Blonde in Reservoir Dogs (1992) and that guy from DRIV3R

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Рік тому +6

    The Driver 3 spiritual successor the world needed.

  • @David.Marquez
    @David.Marquez Рік тому +29

    Always nice to find out about a whacky game I had no idea even existed.

  • @prekatori
    @prekatori Рік тому +6

    Kind of funny that payday posted a teaser a few days ago announcing a gameplay trailer in the summer

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 Рік тому +1

      They WHAT? Now I gotta check this out. I’m not into payday as much as some others may be but it’s still such a fun game.

    • @awii.neocities
      @awii.neocities 7 місяців тому

      @@anotherrandomguy8871didn’t age so well

  • @artur12300
    @artur12300 Рік тому +6

    thematically this reminds me of those fake crime videogames from movies where the characters just mash buttons aggressively

  • @RewindVideoz
    @RewindVideoz Рік тому +3

    They didnt record chuck norris reading lines, they recorded his farts and thats what came out

  • @nukedukem614
    @nukedukem614 Рік тому +3

    YES I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE COVERING THIS

  • @hysterichoney
    @hysterichoney Рік тому +4

    Not only the game's existence itself is surreal, the fact that you reviewed it also is.

  • @CursedMoistMan690
    @CursedMoistMan690 6 місяців тому +3

    This game is ALOT better now ever since the overhaul

  • @blakegriplingph
    @blakegriplingph Рік тому +4

    Therapist: Text-to-speech Chuck Norris isn't real, he can't possibly roundhouse kick you.
    Text-to-speech Chuck Norris:

  • @reallycool
    @reallycool Рік тому +2

    I immediately thought of CZ, so I am glad you also did so that I had no reason to leave a comment saying "Sounds like CZ"

  • @-EJ-
    @-EJ- Рік тому +1

    When I saw penguinz0’s video about this game the only running through my head was “minimme is gonna make a video about this game in a few years, ain’t he.”

  • @hody.8381
    @hody.8381 Рік тому +6

    The real biggest problem this game has is actually the Škorpion having "Made in Ger" on it.
    Now that's unforgiveable.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +33

    Crime Boss is truly a masterpiece of 2023 with Chuck Norris, the icon of 2000s meme industry

    • @GamerGuysReviews
      @GamerGuysReviews Рік тому +4

      I can safely say Crime Boss is one of the games of all time.

    • @HenryStudioCA
      @HenryStudioCA Рік тому +4

      The last game I can think of that makes a Chuck Norris joke is Duke Nukem Forever. That was in *2011*

  • @flubber8795
    @flubber8795 Рік тому +7

    I feel like the bag moving mechanics in this game are really cool as someone who’s been playing payday for 10 years and I hope something similar is in pd2 also the reason 505 released this is because they wanted to beat pd3 to the punch this year and it didn’t work

  • @guilhermeg345
    @guilhermeg345 Рік тому +3

    Chuck Norris saying those lines at the end even a AI robot would sound more lively.

  • @trooperx36
    @trooperx36 Рік тому +4

    I remember seeing the reveal trailer for this and thinking the same thing. Theirs no way this'll come out. And lo and behold it actually did.

  • @ManinTidyWhities
    @ManinTidyWhities Рік тому +3

    It's like someone heard that Payday 3 and GTA 6 is in development, copied them, and try to be the first one

  • @TheNathanNS
    @TheNathanNS Рік тому +2

    >Generic Android shovelware name
    >GTA inspired artwork
    >Heavy reliance on a celebrity cast
    >Payday "influenced" gameplay
    Yep, it ticks all the boxes of "it's gonna be crap".

  • @ethanisfancy
    @ethanisfancy Рік тому +1

    I like how between this and the Deadly Dozen remake, it feels like there is a small sub-genre of games made specifically for you

  • @amelialonelyfart8848
    @amelialonelyfart8848 Рік тому +3

    I lost it at Chuck Norris' dialogue. A lot of thte time when someone says that an actor sounds like they're sleeping or smth, it's usually hyperbole but no. I genuinely think Norris read the dialogue right before he went to bed.

    • @miragebangbravern
      @miragebangbravern Рік тому

      To be fair, his health wasn't in the greatest of conditions accordingly to the devs

  • @RickWhitechest
    @RickWhitechest Рік тому +1

    I just want to say, those credits are oddly very aesthetically pleasing.

  • @MrHAZZA821
    @MrHAZZA821 Рік тому +1

    The thing I love about your videos is I feel like we have the same taste in games from the ps2 era

  • @lovis9306
    @lovis9306 Рік тому

    I absolutely loved your take at the end about video games being an art form and stuff, so beautifully put.

  • @Poorgeniu5
    @Poorgeniu5 Рік тому +2

    The game Enlisted is pretty much built on the idea of AI controlled squads but in a Battlefield/Rising Storm style multiplayer...... and with equipments/skills locked behind progression in a F2P game. But you don't lose them if they die in Enlisted.
    Edit:
    I just realized, does this game have AKs? I only frequently seen M4 from gameplays.

  • @NiiRubra
    @NiiRubra Рік тому +1

    Lol I like how the flashbang leads into the white screen for the credits. What a surreal game, I forgot this happened, which makes sense I guess.

  • @aneru9396
    @aneru9396 Рік тому +1

    I cant get over how much Chuck Noris sounds like an A.I voice lol 5:10

  • @OrthwormJEB
    @OrthwormJEB Рік тому +1

    You weren't kidding about Chuck Norris. I know he's older than he was during his Texas Ranger years, but good lord. He does sound like an AI imitating Chuck.

  • @nosidezero
    @nosidezero Рік тому +5

    I was not expecting Norris' performance to be THAT bad, holy shit

  • @isabellamorris7902
    @isabellamorris7902 Рік тому +2

    Chuck Norris sounds like he's reading the English dub script for a non-English language MMO (like maybe one of those Korean anime-inspired ones)

  • @cinemasaur
    @cinemasaur Рік тому +15

    "2005's game of the year"
    Could end the review there, so much subtext.
    Certainly more than the game.

  • @demon-goat
    @demon-goat Рік тому +2

    conspiracy theory: the chuck norris character genuinely is voiced by text to speech and they just paid him to use his likeness

  • @samz8691
    @samz8691 Рік тому +3

    Condition Zero was fun, even if the messy development ment it didnt add as much as originally promised and the game ended up having two campaigns. (The bot match one and Deleted Scenes which was a bit more like CS-flavoured Half Life)
    I do wish we got more FPS games that blended genres, I loved the RTS missions in Black Ops 2.

  • @ahumoroususername
    @ahumoroususername Рік тому

    exactly what I was expecting when you said you'd cover it but in the best possible way, what a fascinating enigma

  • @MarioInATopHat
    @MarioInATopHat Рік тому +1

    well, new adventures await buddy!

  • @Keithchan2024
    @Keithchan2024 Рік тому +1

    Michael Madsen was in GTA 3 as Toni Cipriani. Wait that was all the way in 2001!

  • @shayZero
    @shayZero Рік тому +9

    This game feels like Hunt down the Freeman but with 90s celebrities. It's so sinister

  • @monkeywithocd
    @monkeywithocd Рік тому +14

    Bits of this reminds me of the strategy levels of Black Ops 2. Genuinely one of the parts of that game I remember more fondly, as IMO it's one of the few new things it tried that actually kinda worked, and I'm really surprised and kinda disappointed that I don't think I've seen that attempted anywhere else since (except, strangely, for this game apparently). Combine it with some of the mechanics in this game, like the territory control, and I feel like you'd have a winning game on your hands.

    • @samz8691
      @samz8691 Рік тому +2

      There was a COD Mobile game that used the RTS system in a more stripped back way (Up to 4 Soldoers with loadouts you can customize) with COD Strike Team, I wish I got to play it.

  • @jeremygregorio7472
    @jeremygregorio7472 Рік тому +10

    I thought you were joking about text-to-speech and Chuck Norris but no, there's no way that can be his real voice. It's got to be a poorly done AI thing

    • @miragebangbravern
      @miragebangbravern Рік тому

      It is apparently but his voice was recorded in his house because of his health

  • @ther0n1nnamed47
    @ther0n1nnamed47 11 місяців тому +3

    You know what's sad.... I prefer to play this over Payday 3 (can't playing anyway without psplus)

  • @pendantblade6361
    @pendantblade6361 Рік тому +4

    The fact everyone says this may be a laundering scheme is the funniest part of the game.

  • @DEMENTO01
    @DEMENTO01 Рік тому +2

    another thing worth mentioning is that it has denuvo, leaving the whole ethical stuff aside, thats a MASSIVE waste of budget, they pay millions and millions and more the more they sell and they have to pay this stuff every month, i always see this as a waste bc theres not enough p1racy to hurt a company this much but with such a limited budget and not a big AAA release it feels even worse wow

  • @Cheesefist
    @Cheesefist Рік тому +4

    Say what you will about Madson, Carver from The Walking Dead Season 2 was an incredible villain mainly thanks to his performance

    • @faxmuchine
      @faxmuchine Рік тому +1

      Mad thanks for mentioning his performance as Carver. Truly iconic voice performance

  • @AidenAlias
    @AidenAlias Рік тому +2

    I assumed this was a top down game this whole time seeing now it's a first person shooter with multiplayer was genuinely shocking

  • @Voiy
    @Voiy Рік тому +2

    Finally, the prophecy has been fulfilled

  • @AndersOHMoberg
    @AndersOHMoberg Рік тому

    Very nicely done on the thumbnail with the cover art

  • @samuelsulavik6526
    @samuelsulavik6526 Рік тому +1

    16:27 thats is the actual fucking van from payday 2, it is exactly the same. This is such a shameless clone

  • @BigTraitor4U
    @BigTraitor4U Рік тому +1

    gotta be honest i open the video thinking about an obscure 2010's GTA ripoff

  • @wesleypatterson2284
    @wesleypatterson2284 Рік тому +1

    Granted I only ever saw a super short youtube add for it, but I was actually hype for this because I thought it was gonna be a tongue in cheek GTA knockoff.

    • @acev3521
      @acev3521 Рік тому +1

      Yeah I tought this was gonna be AA vice city instantly losed interest when I released it’s a payday ripoff

  • @nobodyinparticular9640
    @nobodyinparticular9640 Рік тому

    14:50 you just described every roguelike out there, more or less

  • @DEMENTO01
    @DEMENTO01 Рік тому +1

    the game mechanics (npc recruitment, mission style etc.) reminds me a lot of watch dogs legion tbh (an amazing game imo so sad to see ubisoft move on from it bc it didnt do as good as they hoped for lol)

  • @Dirvinator
    @Dirvinator Рік тому +1

    Travis Baker??
    You're playing as 1 letter off the blink-182 drummer?

  • @briangeorge4182
    @briangeorge4182 Рік тому +2

    You mentioned that it would become clear why Damion Poitier is in the game later in the video, but then didn’t address it again. Did I miss something?

  • @GT2OOO
    @GT2OOO Рік тому

    2 minutes into the review and I can't stop nodding my head to everything you said. Goddamn

  • @IcyXzavien
    @IcyXzavien Рік тому +1

    I'm glad steam was doing a giveaway during that game awards simply because the reveal of this game didn't feel real.

  • @PurpleTurtle-t4q
    @PurpleTurtle-t4q Рік тому +1

    this doesn't just sound like a mobile game, but the more you talk about the mechanics the more it feels like a mogile game that somehow found its way to consoles

  • @zentran2690
    @zentran2690 Рік тому +1

    YOU TELLING ME THEY HAVE BOMFUNK FREESTYLER IN THIS GAME!?!

  • @ltbq
    @ltbq Рік тому +3

    that Chuck Norris voice REALLY sounds like AI. like not even as a joke, it actually just...sounds like AI.
    this is pure conspiracy theory but i've been thinking about this for a while, how long is it until washed up celebrities essentially charge for their likeness and let an AI voice replica actually do the performance, so the actor gets paid for basically no work and the devs get to say it 'stars' Chuck Norris.
    with how dodgy everything else in this game feels, it really wouldn't surprise me.

  • @SuperKratosgamer
    @SuperKratosgamer Рік тому

    0:53 he is a random thug in avengers, he was the first thanos, and he is in payday.

  • @andreworders7305
    @andreworders7305 10 місяців тому +3

    Not gonna lie, this sounds awesome

  • @AlsoAlaskanBeard
    @AlsoAlaskanBeard Рік тому +1

    Microsoft Sam talks more naturally than Chuck Norris in this game.

  • @TonyGearSolid
    @TonyGearSolid Рік тому +1

    I thought Madsen was phoning it in, then I heard Chuck Norris and it sounded like they stitched different soundbites together to form all of his dialogue.

  • @yupjuliansje
    @yupjuliansje Рік тому

    Really loved your take on the game, great video, thanks!