Stalking NPC's After Dark! - Stardew Valley 1.3

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  • @ZefVolk
    @ZefVolk 6 років тому +10311

    George and Evelyn are robots built by Maru to stop Alex going mad after his real grandparents died. They just shut down at night.

    • @naimdan
      @naimdan 6 років тому +283

      Noo but they do it on georges wheel chair

    • @MR-fh4pc
      @MR-fh4pc 6 років тому +647

      damn dude ....dark, but i like it

    • @feralpoodles
      @feralpoodles 6 років тому +372

      Snorlax this is canon now. someone update the wiki

    • @lucaa.hudelist5182
      @lucaa.hudelist5182 6 років тому +248

      Thank you, I always wanted to experience a mental breakdown.

    • @isabelmiralegazpi
      @isabelmiralegazpi 6 років тому +140

      That got dark real quick...

  • @elvalight2135
    @elvalight2135 6 років тому +7350

    I wish there was different dialogue for after-closing time. Something like "How'd you get in my house?!" or "Why are you in my bed??" xD

    • @Goobers-gf3um
      @Goobers-gf3um 6 років тому +270

      A fantastic addition to the game next update :D

    • @kitkat6572
      @kitkat6572 5 років тому +33

      Nili the nihilist hippo oh lord the last one yikes

    • @ChocoBombaLoc0
      @ChocoBombaLoc0 5 років тому +15

      i was thinking the same thing, that would be kewl :D

    • @sparkbag_
      @sparkbag_ 5 років тому +166

      "YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL"

    • @d-swagg9683
      @d-swagg9683 5 років тому +83

      You need to leave.
      Get out or I'll call the guards.
      That's it you've asked for it.
      Guards!!!

  • @Holyduck777
    @Holyduck777 6 років тому +6160

    Imagine being Abigail, "Abi we found your husband passed out on my floor again. He keeps muttering something about The Pam and Divorce."

    • @ellenbergman8477
      @ellenbergman8477 6 років тому +66

      Holy Duck lol

    • @Firec0in
      @Firec0in 6 років тому +523

      "Abi, we found your husband passed out in Maru's bed. And he said she smells really nice"

    • @TheEvilDuck666
      @TheEvilDuck666 6 років тому +76

      Oh shiiiiieeeeeet....... are you my enemy oh holiest of ducks

    • @stampedebuffalozz2024
      @stampedebuffalozz2024 4 роки тому +83

      Imagine that lol "hello Mrs. Abi? Um yes your husband is passed out in his ex wife's bedroom muttering about how boring everyone is after dark

    • @loveurself37484
      @loveurself37484 2 роки тому

      I wish that wasn't me name now thank u though

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 років тому +4905

    I can’t believe Lewis and Marnie are more ‘active’ than some of the younger people.

    • @kitkat6572
      @kitkat6572 5 років тому +55

      Izzy yikes it’s kinda scary xD

    • @Kalmaro4152
      @Kalmaro4152 5 років тому +185

      At least they're being safe about it, judging from Lewis's behavior.

    • @thatgaycousin9129
      @thatgaycousin9129 5 років тому +21

      You are in literally EVERY DF video I have EVER seen.

    • @madisnzz
      @madisnzz 3 роки тому +67

      well, Abigail does go to the doctors to make sure she’s not pregnant (presumably with Sebastian)

    • @ashleyn.9166
      @ashleyn.9166 3 роки тому +24

      Apparently, STD outbreaks in senior living communities aren't uncommon. Yes, think on that all day and be disturbed. Mwah-ha-ha

  • @IzobelSquires
    @IzobelSquires 5 років тому +3898

    “Do it yourself! Knee Surgery!”
    “That would explain an awful lot about what happened to George”
    OH MY GOD

  • @PhaethonCrafts
    @PhaethonCrafts 6 років тому +1856

    For some odd reason I didn't put it together that Sebastian smoked pot as well as cigarettes...

    • @ninjii12
      @ninjii12 6 років тому +180

      I know right? He’d have alot more fun on edibles, DF certainly does what with all the poisonous mushrooms lying around

    • @keigoftw
      @keigoftw 4 роки тому +168

      That's cause ConcernedApe edited Sebastian's bong into that charming blue vase in his room during game development. There's a few mods to change it back. I'm not an expert, but I do know its not the only pot mod.

    • @cherylstockwell8475
      @cherylstockwell8475 3 роки тому +7

      @@keigoftw lol

    • @BlackFlagHeathen
      @BlackFlagHeathen 3 роки тому +17

      He also seems to vape, since you can see him standing off to the side during the Stardew Valley fair using what looks like a vape pen and blow smoke/vapor.

    • @BlackFlagHeathen
      @BlackFlagHeathen 3 роки тому +57

      And Sam and/or Sebastian and/or Alex and Abigail are probably sleeping together, like Marnie and Lewis. If you talk to Abigail at her annual doctor’s appointment, she says something along the lines of, “Oh hey, [player]! What?! No, I’m not preg-I mean sick…” Implying she’s having sex with at least one of the boys, and is paranoid about people knowing, and/or is having a pregnancy scare. I think the reason Alex and Sam don’t like you looking in their garbage cans could be because they have evidence of their weed use in there… or used condoms. Lol.

  • @tranquilizerify
    @tranquilizerify 6 років тому +799

    One thing to notice about jodi at night before she sleeps, she puts vincent to sleep first, and if u tried to engage her she will say “shhh, he’s sleeping”(or something like that)

  • @stylesmarshall6990
    @stylesmarshall6990 4 роки тому +1215

    Considering all of the hardships in their relationship, the fact that Jodi and Kent sleep back to back is honestly heartbreaking.

    • @DreamlandRoses
      @DreamlandRoses 3 роки тому +217

      I mean Kent wasn’t the same person when he was discharged from the military for having PTSD, that stuff changes you- war changes you. So when he was fighting the gotoro empire and was captured, it’s hard to re-establish yourself into regular society.

    • @coke2402
      @coke2402 3 роки тому +45

      @@DreamlandRoses i like how this is taken so seriously lol

    • @waxtrax_
      @waxtrax_ 3 роки тому +133

      @@coke2402 i love when ppl analyze small details and speculate over implications that this game gives, rly helps to immerse even further imo

    • @coke2402
      @coke2402 3 роки тому +21

      @@waxtrax_ yeah I agree it feels more real that way

    • @TheChocoSama
      @TheChocoSama 3 роки тому +40

      Sleeping back to back kinda reminds me something like "I got your back don't worry"

  • @failedbooli6028
    @failedbooli6028 6 років тому +5141

    Stalk Pam on a full moon I wanna see the ogre transformation

    • @wdjwjdjwjdj
      @wdjwjdjwjdj 6 років тому +96

      LMAO

    • @minasion1475
      @minasion1475 6 років тому +317

      What do you mean?
      Pam is already a ogre.

    • @katiewall6069
      @katiewall6069 6 років тому +24

      DAMN!

    • @bbv8848
      @bbv8848 5 років тому +89

      *human transformation

    • @donglong8688
      @donglong8688 5 років тому +12

      667th like here. I saved y'all lives.

  • @keigoftw
    @keigoftw 3 роки тому +574

    How about the fact that whenever Marnie as at the Saloon making eyes at Mayor Lewis, Jas has to put herself to bed after literal hours alone in that big house.

    • @sparkstudies1675
      @sparkstudies1675 Рік тому +1

      I never thought of that

    • @keigoftw
      @keigoftw Рік тому +2

      @@sparkstudies1675 I came in one night just before the door locks. Since I wouldn't be able to get back in I decided to wait... and wait... and wait. It was like 10 or 11 when she got back & Jas had been asleep for hours. Her uncle was even later. And this is apparently a huge inspiration for the Mr. Ginger mod, the creator noticed too. (I actually had it installed & frankly it was the only reason I wasn't crying... more.)

  • @sketchjunior7072
    @sketchjunior7072 4 роки тому +644

    “If you click on the bird it sounds like the world is ending!”
    As a budgie owner I can confirm this

    • @Slushii24
      @Slushii24 3 роки тому +4

      I think it’s a love bird maybe but same thing

    • @DollysSpace
      @DollysSpace 3 роки тому +8

      How do you click on your budgie???????
      I don't think they have buttons..

    • @chadstream_sam1888
      @chadstream_sam1888 3 роки тому +6

      @@DollysSpace poke them

  • @gaszwyn449
    @gaszwyn449 3 роки тому +514

    Why do George and Evelyn have a literal closet with a radio and a plain bed while Alex has this entire apartment for a room?

  • @annienunyabiz6627
    @annienunyabiz6627 6 років тому +2385

    You forgot the Wizard. I'd stalk him all year, and not just at night, to see if Caroline goes to see him at any point.

    • @ellenbergman8477
      @ellenbergman8477 6 років тому +36

      Annie Nunyabiz now I want to see that

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx 6 років тому +175

      I've never seen him leave his usual spot outside story scenes.

    • @annienunyabiz6627
      @annienunyabiz6627 6 років тому +156

      MegamanXfan21xx, true, as far as I know (I've never had the patience or desire to stand around watching him all day, every day, for an entire year.) But that's not to say Caroline won't appear at his house at some point. That's what I'm curious about. Does she go to him like the Mayor goes to Marnie?

    • @SageSeliah
      @SageSeliah 6 років тому +19

      I was thinking about the same thing. I'd be totally willing to check out a single season, but an entire year sounds way too boring. :/

    • @elmondo-s1e
      @elmondo-s1e 6 років тому +32

      This could be done in shifts! Volunteers? 😂

  • @Jmak
    @Jmak 6 років тому +2171

    Kind of cool that the creator took the time for these little things

    • @niklaskrnk2902
      @niklaskrnk2902 6 років тому +19

      but nothing happened

    • @Jmak
      @Jmak 6 років тому +184

      @@niklaskrnk2902 they still walk around and do things

    • @gringolocojr.6499
      @gringolocojr.6499 6 років тому +2

      OMG ITS U AGAIN... I ALWAYS SEE UR COMMENTS

    • @Jmak
      @Jmak 6 років тому +30

      @@gringolocojr.6499 good

    • @gringolocojr.6499
      @gringolocojr.6499 6 років тому +6

      u scare meeee

  • @spacecatisbored9843
    @spacecatisbored9843 6 років тому +515

    One night i saw mumphs in my room watching me sleep

    • @Goobers-gf3um
      @Goobers-gf3um 6 років тому +57

      Same he left a prismatic shard with a note on it saying “you know what to do...”
      Leah I swear I don’t know where they went..

    • @heylol9606
      @heylol9606 4 роки тому +2

      -_-

    • @xddeadshotgamer1441
      @xddeadshotgamer1441 4 роки тому +1

      JayBaNayNay LMAO

  • @summerwatson3794
    @summerwatson3794 3 роки тому +350

    DF: “hey look at all the marital problems in this town!”
    Me: “You ARE the marital problems in this town.”

  • @DrRobot55
    @DrRobot55 6 років тому +657

    So.... if an ashtray is what I think and she said she found it in Sebastian’s room and it smells weird..... that implicates Sebastian smokes weed?

    • @d-swagg9683
      @d-swagg9683 5 років тому +82

      He's seen smoking at one of the fairs next to his motorcycle. Not sure of it's tobacco or weed though.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 4 роки тому +120

      where is my weed cash crop? at least make it a reward for marrying him.

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 4 роки тому +60

      Sebastian always goes to the lake near his house to smoke (tobacco). Maybe his mom, Robin, has no idea that he smokes.

    • @oxypho
      @oxypho 4 роки тому +41

      @@thegrayyernaut she knows he smokes tobacco but not pot

    • @normalbird1139
      @normalbird1139 4 роки тому +17

      We need weed as a crop plant like tea for the next update. Or atleast someone has to make a mod.

  • @blookp
    @blookp 5 років тому +522

    Imagine this
    “Abi your husband passed out in Harvey’s bed with him”
    OvO

  • @CuppoJoe_
    @CuppoJoe_ 5 років тому +231

    Imagine waking up to a 130 year old man passing out just next to your bed

  • @bloxxer_tv
    @bloxxer_tv 6 років тому +2249

    "Maru has gone to bed at one. Nothing too entresting."
    " _OTHER THAN SHE SMELLS REEEAAAALLLLLLLYYYY NICE_ "

    • @theblockbreakerpog
      @theblockbreakerpog 6 років тому +29

      I, ah, may have been a little too interested by that particular scene...

    • @roxieemayy
      @roxieemayy 6 років тому +3

      Awesome Gamer Robot! Uhhhhhhhhh Ummmmmmm DF!!

    • @isabelr.3370
      @isabelr.3370 6 років тому +9

      u spelled "interesting" wrong.... how has no one noticed this???!!!

    • @feara5738
      @feara5738 5 років тому +17

      @@isabelr.3370 no one cares he spelled it wrong

    • @suummerorangess2587
      @suummerorangess2587 5 років тому

      @@feara5738 that girl does

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 6 років тому +454

    Huh, never noticed the old couple only have a single bed

    • @XSaffie_LoveX
      @XSaffie_LoveX 6 років тому +93

      Maybe George sleeps in his chair lol.

  • @ghostsalamander4870
    @ghostsalamander4870 6 років тому +218

    Sebastian usually leaves at around ten pm for a smoke break

  • @bamboo-3125
    @bamboo-3125 6 років тому +376

    400 hours and I've never seen Harvey's room before

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 4 роки тому +49

      That just shows how much interest we all have in him xD

    • @moviestargf
      @moviestargf 3 роки тому +17

      @@thegrayyernaut nah hes my husband and i really like him

    • @jubileugostadepipoca6412
      @jubileugostadepipoca6412 3 роки тому +3

      @@moviestargf You are the only one who married him. _.

    • @name-lr9te
      @name-lr9te 3 роки тому +6

      @@jubileugostadepipoca6412 no i married him too

    • @Amelia-ix2xx
      @Amelia-ix2xx 3 роки тому +4

      @@jubileugostadepipoca6412 wait, i married with him too

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 5 років тому +229

    DF is an expert in marital problems. He should be a couples therapist. He would solve 100% of the the marital problems he is presented with. With divorce.
    Oh yes, I remember what those therapists are called. Divorce Lawyers!

  • @nosyDetective
    @nosyDetective 3 роки тому +42

    I'm more impressed by the fact that some of them still move and do stuff after their store or house closed. Any other game would have them despawn or just stop moving.

  • @eeeeeeelemons
    @eeeeeeelemons 4 роки тому +244

    I feel ashamed to say that I stayed in Alex’s room all night several times in my first playthough. Actually, sometimes I just followed him around all day. Outside his house. To the spa. By the dog cage. In his room. I was a damn stalker. The worst part is that it was my first year. I was terrible at the game and I spent all my time just... being weird about Alex. That’s why I restarted.

    • @pt_saurio6261
      @pt_saurio6261 3 роки тому +14

      First time, huh?

    • @user-vn1jy4go1b
      @user-vn1jy4go1b 2 роки тому +4

      same, i didn’t farm AT ALL or even be at the mines

    • @mack2865
      @mack2865 2 роки тому +1

      omg same i was like 9 and weirdly obsessed with him 💀

    • @lanerocha8180
      @lanerocha8180 Рік тому

      @@mack2865 9????? stardew valley came out when i was 15 😭😭

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 6 років тому +171

    I did this with Pam once, since I was curious where she sleeps, since there's only 1 bed in the trailer

    • @TheAugizzz
      @TheAugizzz 5 років тому +27

      @@nanzzy647 in Penny's bed

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 роки тому +5

      I'm curious about George's & Evelynn's beds too. They only have one bed. Does George sleep in his wheelchair in front of the TV?

    • @aru3299
      @aru3299 3 роки тому +4

      @@olymolly3637 No, he sleeps in his wheelchair next to the bed with Evelyn

  • @lemonadesour852
    @lemonadesour852 5 років тому +83

    I remember this one time where it was late at night and I was married to Sam at the time. I decided to stalk him on what he does at night, and for an odd reason, he suddenly ran out the house in a rush. I followed him using the NPC finder mod on the map. His face was hovering above the bus stop so I went there. But I found no one. Even when I went to the tunnel. The same thing happened a couple of months back in a new save when I was married to Harvey. Except, I didn't have the mod. So I couldn't find where he was.

    • @ValCronin
      @ValCronin 5 років тому +35

      Sounds like the men of Pelican Town have been having clandestine meetings late at night with Sandy in the desert...

  • @amyconner2034
    @amyconner2034 6 років тому +63

    “I’ll be fine on my own.”
    DF: Oh did we divorce again?

  • @Acrozi
    @Acrozi 6 років тому +58

    Also at 6:33 it explains so much. Maru is the child of Demetrius and Robin and Robin was married before with another man and that’s why Sebastian is a little vampire. So that makes Robin the mother of both and Demetrius the father of Maru but the step father of Sebastian

  • @izuity
    @izuity 6 років тому +577

    okay.
    this is the content i subscribed for.
    perfect.

  • @olymolly3637
    @olymolly3637 4 роки тому +29

    I imagine George has one of those Japanese mini-tank-wheels they use for product delivery for his wheelchair so he can just climb whatever stairs he comes across smoothly. Thanks to Maru.

  • @willsenay
    @willsenay 6 років тому +629

    8:33 how have we missed this gay subplot until now

    • @tia3063
      @tia3063 6 років тому +57

      Billy I believe sandy is haley and emilys sister/cousin :/

    • @feralpoodles
      @feralpoodles 6 років тому +122

      Tia Confident really? because they always refer to each other as friends

    • @tia3063
      @tia3063 6 років тому +13

      owl eh maybe not I just could of sworn there was some relation between Haley Emily and Sandy..
      Idk

    • @nonameforyou2238
      @nonameforyou2238 6 років тому +35

      I thiiiiiink that's just cause Sandy's far away and they're good friends

    • @enchantedbreez2891
      @enchantedbreez2891 6 років тому +14

      Billy as a sucker for anything yuri or yaoi, this speaks to me on an emotional level

  • @chippyscribbles
    @chippyscribbles 4 роки тому +23

    I was curious about where Pam sleeps, so I stalked her. Idk if it's a new content update, but she actually sleeps sitting on the couch, snoring with curlers in her hair and a sleeping mask. And when Penny's asleep, you can't talk to her. Maybe all the NPCs can sleep now instead of lying awake in bed. I'm curious to see you explore it again :)

  • @bossome3765
    @bossome3765 3 роки тому +22

    I swear I once saw Demetrius and Penny walking around together at like 1 AM by the community center, when talking to Demetrius it states “Demetrius seems to be lost in thought”

  • @sinfulpuritan3430
    @sinfulpuritan3430 2 роки тому +15

    I like to imagine that Abi's parents sent a letter or something after you stalked them.
    "Abi, sweetie, we are concerned about your choice for a husband. He stayed in our house all night last night. He even crawled into our bed while comparing how we sleep to how Marnie and Lewis sleep, before passing out next to our fireplace and murmuring about how we left it on all night. We mean no offense, but as your parents, we are concerned for you."

  • @lunaloveswolves2082
    @lunaloveswolves2082 6 років тому +86

    You know how Emily has doble bed well I don't know if this is true but I was told on year four of the game at 5 hearts one night someone is in her bed

  • @gnocchi6610
    @gnocchi6610 6 років тому +28

    "If you right click on the bird, it sounds like the world is ending!" idk why i lost it at that

  • @Pixel-di1zp
    @Pixel-di1zp 6 років тому +61

    You should do a theory on the merpeople. I’ve seen one but it’s swam away and the wizard mentions them during the luau.

  • @クロウ-y9i
    @クロウ-y9i 4 роки тому +24

    “Harvey is boring.”
    *BABSBSBDBDB YO U TAKE THAT BACK-*

  • @aijc
    @aijc 6 років тому +98

    Some people say Alex is still Flexing...

    • @yukadiangelo
      @yukadiangelo 4 роки тому +2

      still flexing... or maybe he is a paranormal investigator?

    • @cara9851
      @cara9851 3 роки тому +1

      Still flexing

  • @tonhfoil347
    @tonhfoil347 4 роки тому +10

    Imagine someone just comes in your room uninvited and gives you the death stare while you were asleep

  • @KiraraLalaYT
    @KiraraLalaYT 6 років тому +222

    Every person's Dream!! Mumps peeking in on them ;P

    • @Holyduck777
      @Holyduck777 6 років тому +1

      Kirara Lala Mumps will never divorce you. The dreams dead

    • @immypeele4691
      @immypeele4691 2 роки тому

      Every npcs worst nightmare.

  • @quinlanteague1093
    @quinlanteague1093 5 років тому +19

    tell me why “other then she smells REALLL nice.” had me ROLLING

  • @mskittygemma
    @mskittygemma 6 років тому +19

    "Well it's 1:10AM and I'm in your bed"
    I have never laughed so loud before.

  • @civicacrobat6496
    @civicacrobat6496 6 років тому +63

    I have learned the Abigail natural hair color is chestnut brown

    • @queeniethequeenbee3701
      @queeniethequeenbee3701 5 років тому +11

      But it never turned back to that color after so many dyes. So maybe it was dyed many times to be and stay chestnut brown, and when it was dyed purple it just stayed.

    • @CoIemanG
      @CoIemanG 5 років тому

      CivicAcrobat I know right?

  • @emmae.e8907
    @emmae.e8907 5 років тому +39

    If you hold down right click on the bird
    8:30
    It sounds like the world is ending : )

  • @tfdaltonator3912
    @tfdaltonator3912 6 років тому +7

    One time I witnessed Elliot walk out of Pierre’s house late at night. I wish I took a photo of it so I could remember the date.

  • @sittingbush
    @sittingbush 5 років тому +28

    Lol Stardew valley is prob the most well scripted game, its so realistic and its so prepared for DF

  • @debott4538
    @debott4538 6 років тому +172

    I'm disappointed. You didn't even use the journal trick in order to stay up after 2 am. I bet all these "people" really get their weird on later at night. We all know ConcernedApe is twisted like that.

    • @Chimpmunkgamers
      @Chimpmunkgamers 6 років тому +42

      Debott you cant do that anymore he fixed it

    • @LilyTreeArt
      @LilyTreeArt 6 років тому +4

      I read that in Chloe's voice lol

    • @lio_hoshizora
      @lio_hoshizora 6 років тому +3

      yes you can, im using 1.3 and i did it yesterday

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 6 років тому +1

      Twisted like what? 😂

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 роки тому +1

      @@MagisterialVoyager I interpret his 'twistedness' as full of fun secrets.

  • @koopaling6846
    @koopaling6846 6 років тому +6

    "other than she smells *reallly* nice," was probably the best part of this whole thing

  • @phr0ggz
    @phr0ggz 6 років тому +5

    I stalked Pam and when she came back home in the night she said "Penny! did you make dinner?" Even though she is asleep and then she just sits on the couch and does that for the whole night...

  • @Lbuvyxtd
    @Lbuvyxtd 5 років тому +7

    When you see DF’s banner without seeing his videos
    That’s so coooll
    After you see his videos
    That’s......rather scary

  • @ChaosRaptor
    @ChaosRaptor 6 років тому +9

    “Good thing you like me so much! I’m going to watch you sleep tonight!” - I died! Lmao

  • @stanleyhood2693
    @stanleyhood2693 6 років тому +6

    “When there’s absolutely nothing left to do in Stardew Valley”

  • @idominecraft9979
    @idominecraft9979 5 років тому +11

    I was watching with my cat, and when you clicked on the bird she freaked out

  • @j.d2084
    @j.d2084 6 років тому +9

    They should make a marry George mod then choose the layout with most stairs

  • @clairet5636
    @clairet5636 2 роки тому +2

    The fun thing when I was trying to romance Harvey was walking in on everyone’s doctor appointments. Half the time they’d be like, Hey this is supposed to be private. The other half the time you find out their ailments. Elliot’s back hurts from writing, for instance.

  • @polar263
    @polar263 5 років тому +7

    6:10 Sam's dad sleeps with his eyes open HAHAHAHAHALOL

  • @szbnahl
    @szbnahl 6 років тому +13

    4:30 Is that "Harvey reading" sprite used anywhere else? Because if not it's a little odd that ConcernedApe bothered drawing a sprite that only gets seen under these circumstances.

  • @DigiDestined13
    @DigiDestined13 4 роки тому +4

    Haley: I'll be fine on my own.
    DF: Did we divorce again?
    Me: Getting difficult keeping track of all those wives, huh?

  • @thischanneldiedlol2234
    @thischanneldiedlol2234 5 років тому +43

    “Happily” married
    A few minutes later
    Divorced :(

  • @austeyen5628
    @austeyen5628 6 років тому +30

    omg that intro scared me

    • @austeyen5628
      @austeyen5628 6 років тому +7

      **silence**
      the devil's voice: *_Hello Everyone!_*

  • @yangi5051
    @yangi5051 4 роки тому +2

    "I found an ashtray in Sebastian's room, and it smelled really weird. Should I be worried about this?"
    *Well..*

  • @btred1655
    @btred1655 6 років тому +10

    It's not creepy at all, I love letting people watching me sleep, especially Santa

  • @_shibe_7150
    @_shibe_7150 2 роки тому +2

    Imagine that first clip irl
    A new farmer name friends with you and one day just enters your room while you work out and he just stares motionless and expressionless for good knows how long, then promptly vanishes

  • @spiritedaway0tutu
    @spiritedaway0tutu 4 роки тому +1

    So, fun thing about Demetrius and Robin. If you climb in bed after Robin and wait, Demetrius will get into bed and trap you between them.

  • @rayoflight07
    @rayoflight07 4 роки тому +2

    Dangerously Funny: "Where's Abagail?"
    Me: "She's you wife"

  • @Alex-ki8uw
    @Alex-ki8uw 6 років тому +3

    "Well, I'll be waiting in your bedroom"

  • @Seeitall728
    @Seeitall728 3 роки тому +1

    I love the little quips it is my favorite thing about this entire channel

  • @caseybeasley-bennett6851
    @caseybeasley-bennett6851 6 років тому +8

    You should do the same thing but on their doctor visit days

  • @bolovlog123
    @bolovlog123 3 роки тому +1

    I love watching your old videos of stardew valley, they calm me down and make me laugh🦀

  • @strawburrymilk195
    @strawburrymilk195 3 роки тому +1

    Fun fact, when I stalked George that one time after dark, I found that he just falls asleep in his chair at like 9 next to his bed now

  • @alienindisguise5546
    @alienindisguise5546 3 роки тому +1

    Alex: what are you doing?
    Digging threw a bunch of used tissues

  • @Varunic219
    @Varunic219 5 років тому +3

    4:16 my jaw hit the floor! Mumps! You're savage!

  • @bcgrote
    @bcgrote 2 роки тому

    Kent sleeps like that due to PTSD. On guard, watching the door, ready to attack a threat... it's exhausting.

  • @austeyen5628
    @austeyen5628 6 років тому +26

    Hey DF, if you talk with abigail, she might ask: Im thinking about dyeing my hair again... What do you think?
    She says 'again' which means she dyed it in the past, so purple isn't her natural hair color? Wouldn't this disprove the theory that she's the wizards daughter?

    • @elleigh3564
      @elleigh3564 6 років тому +26

      Austin Chan she will also say something alone the lines of “i dyed my hair purple a while ago, but it just never faded..” though

    • @NeonColored
      @NeonColored 6 років тому +14

      Her mother states that her natural hair color is chestnut brown while Abby says the purple color never fades.
      Can't really prove this theory 100% true or 100% wrong at any point.

    • @frelted6744
      @frelted6744 6 років тому +7

      Without the Replies I would have said she could have dyed it and not liked it, letting it go back to purple, but maybe the wizard knows she is his daughter and when he saw her dyed hair, casted some form of spell on it to keep it permenant to spite Caroline and Pierre for taking his kid, or to link him to her?

    • @austeyen5628
      @austeyen5628 6 років тому +3

      Frelted eh, seems too far fetched and random to be true

    • @meioubunny
      @meioubunny 6 років тому +13

      i always suspected it was just her latent magic that kept it purple. nothing to prove it just if she is the wizards daughter magic would explain the whole not changing back.

  • @Cookyex3
    @Cookyex3 6 років тому +8

    What about Pam & Penny..
    And Linus

  • @thischanneldiedlol2234
    @thischanneldiedlol2234 5 років тому +1

    “If you hold right-click on the bird, it sounds like the world is ending”

  • @justindaoust1607
    @justindaoust1607 5 років тому +1

    I just found out about your channel, it’s awesome! I subscribed

  • @sketchedspiders
    @sketchedspiders 5 років тому +2

    Look on the bright side, Alex, your mom just went to the store to buy some milk.

  • @AnnoyingMystery
    @AnnoyingMystery 4 роки тому +1

    Super late to this vid, but staying up super late IS just an old person thing, i've found. My grandparents get INTO bed as early as 8 o clock, but they read in silence with the lights out until 12 or later. Its wild.

  • @misao7746
    @misao7746 3 роки тому +6

    I stalked sebastian everyday in multiplayer lol

  • @quoral7706
    @quoral7706 6 років тому +2

    "how to forge a docter certificate" that'd explain a lot

  • @AJman14
    @AJman14 6 років тому

    I like how you left a dump in Pierre's store, and carried on like nothing happened.

  • @danbobben7605
    @danbobben7605 6 років тому +3

    New title: I watch kids while they sleep

  • @thevideogamearchive.
    @thevideogamearchive. 5 років тому +1

    After the flower festival I found Jas walking into the library at midnight. When I tried talking to her she said nothing with .... in the box

  • @MrLemon1724
    @MrLemon1724 6 років тому

    DF. I was playing Stardew Valley 6 min after you uploaded this and a train was passing by so i checked the train and saw presents in it. Remember When you tried to find it? I found it my first train in winter on Mon 15

  • @jimbsausage544
    @jimbsausage544 6 років тому

    I got this idea from watching Lewis crawl into Marnie’s bed one late autumn night. So basically that’s all I’m gonna do! Sounds wonderful

  • @mindym6473
    @mindym6473 6 років тому +1

    Wait Sebastian's ashtray smells weird wow I thought he just smoked. But wow so much detail in the game that I keep finding

  • @thewarlocke5303
    @thewarlocke5303 6 років тому +3

    Even though you accomplished nothing your commentary is still super entertaining. Love your vids, DF.

  • @mikey_rinkatemo8688
    @mikey_rinkatemo8688 3 роки тому +1

    6:43 "Do you build them out of woods?" 😂

  • @seboanimations6871
    @seboanimations6871 6 років тому +2

    The creator of this game (I forgot the name) should hire a team to work on this game, it’s a great game and with more people working on it, we’ll probably get more updates

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 6 років тому +1

    Yep, the snowman's there too. Nothing to worry about.

  • @l1zzi3_
    @l1zzi3_ 2 роки тому

    you absolutely roasting everyone is elite 😩🙌🏻

  • @keitepai22
    @keitepai22 2 роки тому

    "I've been up since 4 o'clock sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get back into a normal routine."
    "try drinking it works for Pam"

  • @HornetWithAGun
    @HornetWithAGun 2 роки тому

    when you right click on the bird, it sounds like the world is ending 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DisneylandChina
    @DisneylandChina 6 років тому +1

    Forgot about Leah, Penny, Marnie, Willy, Clint, The Wizard, the Mayor and Linus!

  • @user-fi3or2ee7k
    @user-fi3or2ee7k 4 роки тому +4

    6:30
    So Sebastian and/or Maru had another father than Demetrius

  • @thesocialtaco
    @thesocialtaco 2 роки тому +2

    I know the game is old
    But I gotta stop spoiling myself by watching these videos- I’m on my first play through 😭